#speaking of men being hot
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diegopenate · 1 year ago
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A stinky boy before and after the shower he took after walking his dog
A new selfie for y’all
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greywhistles · 10 days ago
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my favourite thing about les mis fans is when they go “he was waaay too hot to be playing grantaire” then attach a photo of the most boring, questionable looking white man.
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i-am-loco · 7 months ago
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The leftism leaving peoples body as soon as the topics of trans womens bodies/sexuality or trans male pregnancy show up
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mantisgodsdomain · 20 days ago
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We think the very unintended manner in which we are experiencing BG3 (datamining the game and then reading all of the dialogue by manually going through the game files and reading the text) may be altering our impressions of the game slightly. If we ever release most of this shit we are probably going to need to stick a "disclaimer: author of this fanfiction mostly experienced this game via datamining, and may not be an accurate source on things like maps, because the wizard's computer cannot run BG3" on there. Unrelatedly, if any of you Tumblr users out there who are capable of running BG3 happen to be willing to hop on call with us and do nothing but take a freecam around the scenery for a while, we're open.
#we speak#baldur's gate 3#also astarion has so much fucking dialogue. compared to literally everyone else especially#like man cmon we're trying to look at laezel and karlach. stop having multiple dialogue trees at literally every turn#men who have fully fleshed out dialogue trees for interactions where karlach cliffgate gets One word of dialogue (injustice)#oh well at least its a funny one word for the situation at hand#this post brought to you by: looking up documentation and having people reference events we aren't aware of#...mostly because we have made exactly no effort to look at romance scenes for anyone except like. laezel. but#in our defense laezel has fun gith culture insights. what do these other guys have. being hot? we're only looking at raw data fool#also we treat raw gameplay footage like a podcast to listen to while we knit anyways#...on the plus side not being able to perceive astarions face and voice while looking at his dialogue has actually improved it we think#hes very fun in text! unfortunately in full motion he is gods most boring whumpee. sorry for him. his VA clearly tried.#we thought astarions scars were supposed to be way worse than they are looking at just dialogue text#very disappointing to look at them and theyre just aesthetic circles. like cmon man. thats only like 25% of your back#that contract is written RIDICULOUSLY inefficiently to boot. who picks up a canvas to write a legal document on and writes like three lines#like sure its aesthetically cool we Guess but arent devils meant to be like. good at contracts. this is a dog shit legal text man#too married to your aesthetics to make proper use of your vampire spawn canvas. idiot.#this has gone vastly off topic. anyways we looked up the laezel romance separately because we didnt want to hunt the files#this is certainly not the intended experience but we think it's probably going to give us at least a few funny impressions#the succubus interaction's universal disapproval bits are really really fucking funny
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mrsoharaa · 4 months ago
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okay and if i say rockstar! benimaru, then what huh? 🤨
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expatesque · 8 months ago
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Being (nearly) 30 is so weird because like, the men around my dad's age who previously were no nuisance to me because they filtered me (correctly) into 'too young' are now not as concerned.
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goddess-of-frot · 1 year ago
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Not a Sadist or a Masochist but some third thing (willing to do anything for my partner's pleasure and needy at the idea of doing whatever it takes to make them cum)
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blueblurbbaskets · 2 days ago
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the thing about here me outs for me is that i'm the brand of aroace that makes them all seem equally ludicrious. no i dont care if that's a conventionally attractive white man who's evil or an eldritch horror with seventeen limbs. like what's the difference really
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angeltism · 7 days ago
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like can you blame me (yeah)
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mayonneise · 1 month ago
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saw something really scary at the tourist attraction today (a vlogger)
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perenial · 2 months ago
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finally decided to start watching the terror bc of your posts and having just finished e01 i'm definitely intrigued but also was curious if you have any tips for learning names/telling these white men apart? that's always a struggle for me
hey anon!! i was going to make my own little who's that white man guide but i've been swamped with work this week so to save time im gonna point u toward this banger <33 but lmk if there's anything else in particular u were interested in/confused by/want to chat abt more!!
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sh5 · 7 months ago
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btw if anyone wants an update on the guy with the partner I was trying to fuck. he brought the partner as a plus one 😭😭
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marklikely · 10 months ago
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i always think its so telling when those misogyny influencer dudes say that women have life easier than men & the reasoning is always bc they can get dates and likes on instagram or whatever. bc it reveals that they never even for a second think about women who arent conventionally attractive...
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agnesandhilda · 2 years ago
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“the real treasure was the women we didn’t respect along the way”
-from my mythology class
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goddess-of-frot · 3 months ago
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Every time I see a transfem post a pic of herself caged I get more tempted tbh, partially just the breakdown of the association with it and the fetishization of transfemininity as something shameful. Posting your cage is transfeminist praxis is what Im saying
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mishkakagehishka · 1 year ago
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Me when i dream of lil Mika but it's another nightmare
#and this one was so stressful bc like#i dreamt he was indeed my s/o but he was so controlling#like i was so stressed out felt like a trapped deer trying to gather a support circle so i can get away from him and he just kept ruining it#all for me. fucker learnt my native lang just so he could monitor my conversation with my family🤕#at one point he made me agree to marry him and dream me did just bc she was absolutely terrified of him????#girl just beat his ass ?????????#but like jokes aside i'm still in that ''just woke up from a nightmare'' mood so i still feel the adrenaline so i still get#why he was so scary like. i didn't know he knew my lang until he threatened me and told me i'm not allowed to speak to#my family anymore (bc i tried to get my dad to help me) and he was very. pushy with se.xual stuff#which like here's a fun fact but i'm a hypochondriac and i find it very hard to bond with people so i just kinda#accepted that i'm waiting for marriage (which is easier to explain than ''i need to REALLY trust you'' and agreeing to marriage is on that#level anyway) so when i TRIED to get him to stop by telling him i don't want to before i have a ring it did fuck-all to stop a guy#who was just like ''well we ARE getting married so what's the problem''😔😔😔😔#i woke up before he did anything tho which i'm thankful for bc every time i dream of being sa'd it feels like it reopens old woundd#and it takes me a while to actually calm down from it#i will say tho. it's a vibe to dream of thingd you consider hot in concept but terrifying irl (controlling/abusive men <3)#bc like you know in-dream it FEELS like it's real life i really didn't care that it was Mika and he's not real it was reality for me#and so it was terrifying i was crying every time i'd get a hope of getting away from him he'd ruin it for me very swiftly etc etc#like i'm still stressed out. but. the concept? like now that i know i'm safe and none of that was real? i just think o-kayyyyyyyyy#lmfjsjsnmemdksks i'm hopeless. but not really! confirmation i'm actually normal just like certain things from the safety of fantasy
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