#speaking of men being hot
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A stinky boy before and after the shower he took after walking his dog
A new selfie for y’all
#personal#it me#selfie#my face#Diego’s face#me#pablopiercepk#speaking of men being hot#lol#SIKE#kinda feelin myself today
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my favourite thing about les mis fans is when they go “he was waaay too hot to be playing grantaire” then attach a photo of the most boring, questionable looking white man.
#these men are not hot it’s just an objective truth that women on the internet will find ways to find any white man desirable#and i think there’s something else to be said about what ugliness means in the context of grantaire#which is a whole different conversation which i may choose to speak on later#also i am not saying this with the intent of being nasty towards people’s looks#thus not naming names#also the lesbianism is blinding me here but I Mean#whatever#les mis#grantaire
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The leftism leaving peoples body as soon as the topics of trans womens bodies/sexuality or trans male pregnancy show up
#transphobia#transmisogyny#like yeah trans women are hot and whatever but. do you see that trans woman as a woman or as a sex toy.#do you see trans men being pregnant as a joke or a kink or will you treat that man with respect.#yalls 'quirky' 'jokes' about how you cant be normal about trans women or joking about impregnating a man to force him to have an abortion#is the most unfunny shit in the entire world. being trans yourself does not excuse your transphobia#please for the love of god think for 3 seconds before you speak. please. oh my god#be normal about trans people or explode immediately
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We think the very unintended manner in which we are experiencing BG3 (datamining the game and then reading all of the dialogue by manually going through the game files and reading the text) may be altering our impressions of the game slightly. If we ever release most of this shit we are probably going to need to stick a "disclaimer: author of this fanfiction mostly experienced this game via datamining, and may not be an accurate source on things like maps, because the wizard's computer cannot run BG3" on there. Unrelatedly, if any of you Tumblr users out there who are capable of running BG3 happen to be willing to hop on call with us and do nothing but take a freecam around the scenery for a while, we're open.
#we speak#baldur's gate 3#also astarion has so much fucking dialogue. compared to literally everyone else especially#like man cmon we're trying to look at laezel and karlach. stop having multiple dialogue trees at literally every turn#men who have fully fleshed out dialogue trees for interactions where karlach cliffgate gets One word of dialogue (injustice)#oh well at least its a funny one word for the situation at hand#this post brought to you by: looking up documentation and having people reference events we aren't aware of#...mostly because we have made exactly no effort to look at romance scenes for anyone except like. laezel. but#in our defense laezel has fun gith culture insights. what do these other guys have. being hot? we're only looking at raw data fool#also we treat raw gameplay footage like a podcast to listen to while we knit anyways#...on the plus side not being able to perceive astarions face and voice while looking at his dialogue has actually improved it we think#hes very fun in text! unfortunately in full motion he is gods most boring whumpee. sorry for him. his VA clearly tried.#we thought astarions scars were supposed to be way worse than they are looking at just dialogue text#very disappointing to look at them and theyre just aesthetic circles. like cmon man. thats only like 25% of your back#that contract is written RIDICULOUSLY inefficiently to boot. who picks up a canvas to write a legal document on and writes like three lines#like sure its aesthetically cool we Guess but arent devils meant to be like. good at contracts. this is a dog shit legal text man#too married to your aesthetics to make proper use of your vampire spawn canvas. idiot.#this has gone vastly off topic. anyways we looked up the laezel romance separately because we didnt want to hunt the files#this is certainly not the intended experience but we think it's probably going to give us at least a few funny impressions#the succubus interaction's universal disapproval bits are really really fucking funny
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okay and if i say rockstar! benimaru, then what huh? 🤨
#where did my clothes go??? 🤨🤨#he can have my entire being (but has to share it with Suguru ofc)#oh...oh a little mashup/crossover rockstar band of lead guitarist suguru - drummer choso anddd vocals benimaru????#tall...dark and leen alternative men with yummy beefy muscles and prettyyy tattoos decorating all over their skin...with gorgeous eyes??#YES PLSSSS 😩😩🥵💦💦🖤💜❤️🔥#living in my fantasies don't mind me!#thinking of hot gloomy boys#selling my soul to them as we speak#benimaru shinmon#geto suguru#choso kamo#fire force#jjk
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Being (nearly) 30 is so weird because like, the men around my dad's age who previously were no nuisance to me because they filtered me (correctly) into 'too young' are now not as concerned.
#in other news: traveling alone remains odd#also nothing makes me wish i were a smoker more than cafe culture on the continent#in better news i can sometimes fool Italians into thinking i speak italian by not saying much and being able to listen okayish#through a combination of much latin and many romance languages#also also they're not like wrong. as in strictly my dad's age is clearly a stretch but like men in their mid-40's? it's not impossible#honestly being an adult adult is too much sometimes#i do low key want to sleep with aidan from tennis who has a 16 year old#(not actually he's so much drama. but he's very nice and tall and hot)#ANYWAY#s narrates her life
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Not a Sadist or a Masochist but some third thing (willing to do anything for my partner's pleasure and needy at the idea of doing whatever it takes to make them cum)
#the goddess speaks#men dni#most of what i post I find hot because i want it done to me as in being used that way or because i'd enjoy watching the sub get off on it#hence why I love notes :)
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the thing about here me outs for me is that i'm the brand of aroace that makes them all seem equally ludicrious. no i dont care if that's a conventionally attractive white man who's evil or an eldritch horror with seventeen limbs. like what's the difference really
#basket speaks#aroace#asexual#asexuality#inspired in part by one hear me out collage i saw where fully half of it was just. men with beards#'oh but this man with facial hair is an evil character' and? i dont feel like that prevents people from being conventionally attractive#like maybe its weirder/less acceptable to admit someone is attractive to you if they're also a bad person#but physical appearance is not an indication of morality so saying you think homelander is hot is not that weird#right? right??
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like can you blame me (yeah)
#➳ the fool speaks#I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SPRITE BEFORE AND AUDBAUGBAIFBSJ. AHFHAHFBSJFBEHBS!!!!!!!#me when silly jester men who look kinda scary when they're being especially evil <3 something something 2 nickels#HAIFBAJBBSKFBSJD HE LOOKS SO COOL THOUGH!!!! and hot. sorry. i want him to bite me. do you see those teeth.
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saw something really scary at the tourist attraction today (a vlogger)
#mayo speaks#im so sorry vloggers i think its fun sometimes. there are people who get cinemstic with it#HOWEVER. one of my biggest fears is being recorded and on the internet without knowing#on the bright side: got strawberry black tea at the market AND 2 seperate hot men gave me free samples
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finally decided to start watching the terror bc of your posts and having just finished e01 i'm definitely intrigued but also was curious if you have any tips for learning names/telling these white men apart? that's always a struggle for me
hey anon!! i was going to make my own little who's that white man guide but i've been swamped with work this week so to save time im gonna point u toward this banger <33 but lmk if there's anything else in particular u were interested in/confused by/want to chat abt more!!
#replies.txt#Anonymous#also hot (?) take: dont worry too much abt being able to pick out who's who on ur first viewing#i feel like sometimes we place too much emphasis on being able to clearly Understand everything we see immediately#and dont get a lot of space to sit with confusion. and!! w the terror s1 especially i think the point IS to be overwhelmed#by all these indistinguishable white men bc it alienates the audience into viewing them as interchangeable which adds a layer of horror#ymmv on whether this works but yeah. i wouldnt stress on telling them apart. let the story take precedence over individuals ig??#that being said i totally get wanting to know who the fuck is speaking lol
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btw if anyone wants an update on the guy with the partner I was trying to fuck. he brought the partner as a plus one 😭😭
#I would consider myself a vibe savior but there was only so much I could do being a queer couple’s only interaction outside of each other#in months. I’m not a miracle worker. eventually I had to pull out the big guns (talking about hot professor LMAOOOO)#everyone loves hot prof I’ll tell you what. it makes people that I absolutely want to fuck think that I’m only interested in old men but#I’ll take it for the way a conversation flows as soon as I mention him LMAOOOOOOO#lee speaks
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i always think its so telling when those misogyny influencer dudes say that women have life easier than men & the reasoning is always bc they can get dates and likes on instagram or whatever. bc it reveals that they never even for a second think about women who arent conventionally attractive...
#proving the point that misogyny is a problem bc men don't even consider women existing outside of being hot to them. always.#avpost#also because your idea of living an easy life is. getting hit on at the club more??#being cis white men they don't understand what its like to be in a group that has your actual human rights contested.#so they just think oh . privilege is having more onlyfans subscribers i guess.#like its already such a stupid view of life on 'easy mode' and then on TOP of that it doesn't apply to like#the majority of women bc the reality is that if you're average looking or god forbid 'ugly' none of this shit applies to you anyway#(<- speaking as some1 who spent most of my life as an ugly woman um. men will literally treat you like youre subhuman)#(ive genuinely had men tell me i shouldnt speak to them bc i was too ugly. this is not the Easy Mode they like to pretend all women have)
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“the real treasure was the women we didn’t respect along the way”
-from my mythology class
#bolo speaks#I talked my class buddy's ear off about my takes on the iliad sorry bestie <3#but fr there's this nasty irony to how the whole trojan war starts because of one very special woman being exchanged like an object (helen)#but when it happens to other non-divine women like chryseis and briseis (who don't even get to speak even though conflict over them is what#starts the story!!) that's just normal#so I KNOW the men at the center of the narrative aren't fighting because they think these women shouldn't be held captive. but rather#because they consider them tokens to their power that has to be proven#I know someone's said this already but these people could have just. Not abducted anybody and saved everybody grief#''the iliad is patriarchal'' -a hot new literary take no one has had before#it's so true though I have Thoughts about this it's swirling in my head rn
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Every time I see a transfem post a pic of herself caged I get more tempted tbh, partially just the breakdown of the association with it and the fetishization of transfemininity as something shameful. Posting your cage is transfeminist praxis is what Im saying
#the goddess speaks#men dni#It’s always seemed hot but society has really seared that idea of it being used to demean you for seeming transfem#And transmisogyny is more of a turn-off than denial is a turn on#I’m sure a lot of other transfems don’t agree it’s just my personal experience the last sentence is a joke etc
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Me when i dream of lil Mika but it's another nightmare
#and this one was so stressful bc like#i dreamt he was indeed my s/o but he was so controlling#like i was so stressed out felt like a trapped deer trying to gather a support circle so i can get away from him and he just kept ruining it#all for me. fucker learnt my native lang just so he could monitor my conversation with my family🤕#at one point he made me agree to marry him and dream me did just bc she was absolutely terrified of him????#girl just beat his ass ?????????#but like jokes aside i'm still in that ''just woke up from a nightmare'' mood so i still feel the adrenaline so i still get#why he was so scary like. i didn't know he knew my lang until he threatened me and told me i'm not allowed to speak to#my family anymore (bc i tried to get my dad to help me) and he was very. pushy with se.xual stuff#which like here's a fun fact but i'm a hypochondriac and i find it very hard to bond with people so i just kinda#accepted that i'm waiting for marriage (which is easier to explain than ''i need to REALLY trust you'' and agreeing to marriage is on that#level anyway) so when i TRIED to get him to stop by telling him i don't want to before i have a ring it did fuck-all to stop a guy#who was just like ''well we ARE getting married so what's the problem''😔😔😔😔#i woke up before he did anything tho which i'm thankful for bc every time i dream of being sa'd it feels like it reopens old woundd#and it takes me a while to actually calm down from it#i will say tho. it's a vibe to dream of thingd you consider hot in concept but terrifying irl (controlling/abusive men <3)#bc like you know in-dream it FEELS like it's real life i really didn't care that it was Mika and he's not real it was reality for me#and so it was terrifying i was crying every time i'd get a hope of getting away from him he'd ruin it for me very swiftly etc etc#like i'm still stressed out. but. the concept? like now that i know i'm safe and none of that was real? i just think o-kayyyyyyyyy#lmfjsjsnmemdksks i'm hopeless. but not really! confirmation i'm actually normal just like certain things from the safety of fantasy
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