#sparklecare president meat

[smilingroadkill]

[worldssillyestanimal]

im running out of funny caption ideas for these

[meatpresident]

meat being silly around sunshine

hell yeah

[sparkleswap]

NOT SPARKLESWAP. but i love meat. i need to chew on him

[ieatratsforlunch]

my Sparklecare headcanon is that President Meat and Dr Cuddles have literal beef together and Cuddles is the kind of person to start insulting Meat on Twitter

They've probably called each other many names

[shittymurderparty]

"Slap some rainbows everywhere, and boom! The world's still fucked up, but boy is it CUUUUUTE!!!"

redacted, talking about dystopias

(Source: President Meat, Sparklecare)

[sailingcatsby]

My work of art (DONT STEAL GRRRR)

[creatingchimera]

this is how their meeting went right

[pointless-party]

mostly inactive blog as of 10/26/24, may or may not return. under cut for my original pinned. don't ask about an archive i won't respond, other dms have like a 10% chance of getting a response depending on who you are. got tired of sparklecare lol

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REMEMBER THIS POST GOING FORWARD.

my sideblog for more unfiltered sparklecare thoughts. this is not a mindless hate account, but rather personal gripes i have with the comic and the fandom. i've been a fan since 2020 and the comic has helped me through rough spots, which is why i'm making this blog.

i'm not sharing my mainblog (even though it's proof enough that i've been a fan for a while) because i don't trust this fandom to not witch hunt me so just call me party. i'm 19, i use he/it/love pronouns (the E on love is optional), and i'm a gay aromantic trans man (along with xenogenders that aren't that important).

i probably won't make a lot of posts myself, so any submissions to other sparklecriticism blogs signed off with 🐍 are probably me. if my icon didn't give it away i am a preboot enjoyer and will likely talk about it sometimes, it's been a hyperfixation for two years so block me if that bothers you. more information under the cut if you want to vibe check me or something.

my problems can be summed up in these posts, which may occasionally be updated:

general issues x2

the odd relationship with the fandom

issues with tone in-comic

issues with barruni

nurse mood analysis

gay rep + aspec rep

art degradation

#oft is for non sparklecare related posts

kins; dr party [preboot + reboot], dr cuddles [preboot], president meat [preboot], hemera [reboot]

i like the preboot more than the reboot. i just think it's a lot funnier and dynamic than the reboot despite its many problems that i will admit it has. also it isn't as bad as some of you guys in the fandom are making it out to be, the reboot is just sterilized to hell and back.

i miss sick doom and dr livings. i miss them a lot.

[weirdestcornelius]

president meat is my favorite character bc he is in such a Horrible Situation and i don't even know if kneeby intended it.

like. ok. some facts.

meat is 52. he is on his sixth term. each term is 5 years long. he has been president for 30 years.

meat has been in office since he was 22.

of course hes nervous!!!! hes the face of a tyranny- because there is no. fucking. WAY he is actually running anything. he is stuck in a position of immense power with no way out without severe consequences. i literally can't stop thinking about him. whos puppeting him? whats the goal? has it always been this bad? does he have any family, any friends? anyone he knows that isn't using him?

i think about him so often. he was 22. he had his whole life ahead of him. do you think he knows about the hospital? no wonder he handled it the way he did in cometcare. how much of himself has he been forced to hide. he was 22. hes spent 30 years like this. im not saying hes completely innocent but dear lord hes just a pawn. he has to be. theres no way this could happen otherwise. 30 years.

im so bad at typing out coherent thoughts i promise if i was able to physically speak words we'd be here for hours

Honestly I can agree with you by saying that there's no way Meat is in control of everything. No SANE person would want to stay in the office for 30 YEARS. He was nothing but a young adult when he first got in, so if I had to give a theory it's that Meat doesn't WANT to stay in the office, but he's being forced to/has to in order to cover something up.

For all we know he could be in alliance with Cuddles, which would explain in more detail how Cometcare turned out the way it did. The family specifically states that they didn't see Cuddles during the hearings, and they're still not sure what happened to him. Barry was FORCED to apologize to Cuddles during the hearing. From what I can assume the hearings were not public for obvious reasons (the public was told the hospital shut down because of financial problems) so. Why did Barry have to do that???

I feel like Meat is a good chance to explore a morally gray character. He doesn't seem "good" per say by ANY means. We can tell that easily because of the way he handled everything in Cometcare. But he is just SO NERVOUS all of the time, I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually a pawn like you said he was. No president that is proud of their role or even just comfortable being president would look like that. Hell, even in his official reference sheet he looks scrunched up, sweaty, and nervous. He doesn't like his job, that's for sure; so why is he still president? Why is the public not angry that they've had the same single person controlling them for THIRTY YEARS? Is there not a cap on the terms one person can serve like in the U.S? Or maybe there IS outrage at how long he's served, and we just haven't seen it yet?

Meat is an interesting character. I hope Kc uses him to make a dynamic, morally gray character instead of what has happened to other characters in Sparklecare. I want to see more of him.

[canidaedreams64]

guys should i make like a sideblog for sparklecare stuff....................... (mainly president meat)

[smilingroadkill]

I love making sparklecare rarepairs involving party that make absolutely zero sense because yeah dr. Party x president meat exists now and i have no idea what the fuck to do with it

[sillysparklecare]

new update: kind of large edition this time!

added new buttons to the teleport gui for teleporting to wedoncare, the concert venue at citycountrytown, the dump's obstacle course, and the thurston hope museum

added a ton of new morphs: cometcare mood, cometcare jay, cometcare till, cometcare rem, till fate, dr. nugget, president meat, terry blee ill, harry blee ill, colonel cornelius, kid dies, and burnett l. philly

added a "variants" section of the morph room where you can pick alternate versions of existing morphs

added the earlier versions of barry and doom for this variants section

added nightstars morphs to the cometcare pass and renamed it to the au characters gamepass

fixed an issue where the teleport ui showed up off-center

updated dr. prickles, frosty, norma, chem, cream, marco, cometcare barry, and cometcare uni to use their latest refs

updated catter kitter and renamed him to sickov thistle (his actual name)

adjusted the main morph room to fit more characters

renamed some morphs to use their full names

moved the chunklings' volume 2 designs to the variants section

[meatpresident]

oh yeah also self insert x canon alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[presidentmeatirl]

guys i am so bored rn 🆘🆘

pls interact with me

anyways sparklecare kin list… (im the worst hoarder ever, bold letters = comfort kin / can’t help kinning)

president meat

knot livings

dr cuddles

barry ill

dr party

[chaosblast]

i’ve been inking a lot of v3 pages lately but i wanted to do something small for fun here’s some of merry’s christmas requests from various years!