#sparda fam

[incorrectnerov-quotes]

It’s just one of those days

[visikonn]

Family :)

(I'm SO normal about Vergil)

[neromybeloved]

Another mexican Sparda family truther here. I personally headcanon that Dante and Vergil are full Nahuas(as full as they can get considering Sparda) from central Mexico and Nero is half Italian!

To all my DMC heads out there: reblog this and put in the replies/reblogs your oddly specific headcanons that you feel like only you have

I'll go first: The entire Sparda family (including Vergil's tulpas) are Mexican

[rodeoxqueen]

Buckle up, because we're about to make (well, I guess more in this case have) some good domestic tunes! So, Dante and his S/O doing some house chores like doing dishes together or washing clothes together and chatting about the daily shenanigans in the Sparda fam? I just need some good slice-of-life-y with my man and delivered by you is truly a delight, dear Rodeo! It's also my first time requesting on non-anon here, btw hehe, cherry kisses for ya! ❤

HOWDY HOW YOU DOIN'?? Here's some headcanons for domestic Dante. I'm a bit burnt out from school but this is what I was able to write in my spare time.

Love,

Rodeo

Being Domestic With Dante!

Expect that if you don't do chores with Dante, he won't do them himself. He loves your attention and begrudgingly does chores with you to spend more time with his beloved.

Especially dishes. God he hates dishes.

And LAUNDRY. He'd rather just buy more clothes.

So when you first start dating, you get your work cut out for you.

Eventually, you and him form a symbiotic relationship with keeping house. If you both do it together, you're positively unstoppable.

Dante loves to talk and you often find yourselves gossiping like middle school girls over a rack of dishes to clean and dry.

He'll always squeeze in a little hip bump as he is an audaciously flirty man no matter how long into the relationship you guys are in.

If you bend over to grab the laundry from the machine, just expect a swat to your ass as this man cannot help himself.

Dante is a bit of a bum when it comes to doing laundry regardless, so it's a good thing you're here to help him with it.

He also knows what you can do in your spare time while you wait for the machines to do their thing ;).

Dante puts the dishes up higher and cleaning supplies where you cannot reach so you have to ask for his help. He also likes to see you on your tippy toes anyways.

Dante starts looking forward to Sundays when you two keep house.

You can find him sliding along the hallways in his white socks while singing a song, dusting as he goes along.

"Hey babe?" you ask, looking for the detergent.

"Yeah-*CRASH*" Dante is cut off, his smooth path deterred as he trips over the carpet from sliding around.

What a mess.

It's nice to have you there to keep your shared home nice. When Dante was younger, he was alone so it didn't matter what the place looked like.

However now, he's got a sweet doll like you in his life to make sure that everything is in tip top shape.

He's so grateful for the fact that there is work to be done around the house.

It means more time with you <3.

[mothdustts]

Some hc dmc heights for the sparda fam!!

[coffeestainedcamera]

Ok fine, the writing quality is actually past the point of "ok yeah, yeah, just let me fight the boss" to legitimately something interesting. Only took until chapter 3. The decision to have the player piece together a mystery while a villain(?) offers hints feels like actually interacting with the story! Versus the intro's info-dumps where your only interaction imo was choosing "auto" vs manually advancing the text!

But the blatant introduction of the possibility of unreliable narrators actually got my attention, even though I normally don't show up for the storytelling in character action games (although I'm always happy to get updates on the Sparda fam beefs lol)

Anyways! This chapter also retroactively explains the over-the-top niceness to the protagonist that annoyed me! Like, yeah, I suppose you would try to get into the good graces of a potential walking god (to get access to their powers for your needs). Considering that the game is in the same sector as all those wish fulfilment narratives, it initially just felt like a straightforward case of it.

In hindsight, I wish this thread was set up earlier. Because that prologue had me really considering dropping off. I just really don't care for unwarranted adoration of the player's avatar, especially when coupled with all the exposition you're just listening through.

[neromybeloved]

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Alright fuck it

Latino twins (they're white latino bc of Eva being a white latina and they ended up getting it split when they're born lol). Remember how Dante was brown in his concept art? Ok well I'm giving his melanin back. SP*RDACEST FANS DNI

[aldryrththerainbowheart]

Ehh... Hello again! Last time my request was kinda incomplete, I think... I re-read what I needed to write... so, can I please get a warm Vergil x fem! Reader about baking sweets? I suck at writing when it's not a fic, I'm so sorry 😭

I gotchu fam👍

"Dearest, are you sure the recipe said egg whites only?"

Vergil was standing in the middle of the kitchen with a lost expression, dressed in an apron that said 'do NOT kiss the cook' and a wooden spoon in hand. Not soon after he got back into the human world, Vergil realized that he no longer had to sustain himself on demon guts and instead he had a wide variety of human foods to choose from. Thanks to you, he learned that he can just make any food he wants to with the right ingredients. So, with every holiday his valiant efforts at cooking came with vengeance. You had to admit that Vergil made a lot of progress from putting a can of butane right on the stove (good god) to making simple palatable dishes. You still haven't left him in the kitchen alone though.

"Yup." You put a piece of caramel crisp in your mouth and walked around him to point at the paragraph in the book.

"You make a snow out of egg whites and then slowly *carefully*" you give him a poignant look he chooses to ignore, "you mix it in the batch."

"Very well then," Vergil grabbed eggs from the refrigerator, "and how do we make this snow exactly"

You whipped out a hand mixer from one of the cabinets and Vergil scrunched his nose at it.

"It looks like a torture device."

He made quick work of the eggs and there were almost no eggshells in the bowl (this pie will be really crunchy). Soon, there was a fluffy cloud resting in the mixing bowl.

"Remember to mix it in slowly."

"I have trekked the ground of hell with nothing but my sword, I think I know how to follow a simple instruction." Vergil sniffed haughtily.

You raised your hands amused and decided to plop on the kitchen sink to watch him fuss with the mixing bowl. At that moment, you were struck by the domesticity of the moment. You would never imagine that you would ever feel relaxed in the presence of Vergil Sparda. Then again, it was thanks to the genuine effort he put into building connections with everyone around him. Whatever happened with Dante in the Underworld, he changed. And now he was making pumpkin pie in your kitchen with a concentrated pout on his face.

"This is nice." You heard yourself say.

"Hm?" Vergil hummed in question as he put the baking tray in the oven.

You vaguely gestured over the room. "This, y'know? Baking, talking, spending time with you..." Then, to busy your hands, you grabbed a can of whipped cream a sprayed some in your mouth.

Vergil finally turned his eyes from the oven to you and with a small smile at your stuffed face, sat on the kitchen sink next to you.

"Half the reason why I decided to learn how to cook is because you are the one showing me how. And I suspect the reason you're helping me is so you can eat everything in sight."

Instead of an answer, Vergil got a splurt of whipped cream on his face. With deep laughter, he fought with you over the can until he finally managed to get it from your hands.

"No more cream for you."

Taking it as a challenge, you took his face in your hands and licked the cream from his cheek.

"You're impossible," Vergil grumbled as he felt his face reddening.

"I know." You whispered back and kissed the tip of his nose.

[3142-redgrave-avenue]

I found this image of the Sparda fam with Kiryu Kazuma from Yakuza and the joke is suppose to be "haha white hair = sparda" but it made me realize how fucking pasty they are.

Like yes, Kiryu has a tan and is not white, but this image gave me whiplash when I first saw it and I still miss DMC1 Dante shut up

[owo666420]

Although I mainly use my Tumblr for saving fanart, I figured I might as well promote my fics here too! This multi-chapter work is coming to a close soon, but I plan on being very active the rest of the year and into 2025! If you like sparda-fam content keep an eye on my AO3 :3

[dante-winning-archive]

Thank you! I have a couple wips I really want to finish, but after that I'll decide which one of my many wips sparks joy lol

Speaking of time travel fix-its, I do have one but it's something I just kinda fiddle with when I'm bored. Making it into a real thing would take so much work

[incorrectnerov-quotes]

Nero: It says something here but whoever wrote it is a worse speller than I am.

V: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.

Nero: I don’t care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense!

[cerezzzita]

Which hair color the Sparda fam would grow outta stress though, because they already have silver/white hair... Black, maybe? Green, even?

[actuallysaiyan]

I had it for a few years I think since 2017 so I think 7 almost 8 years now and for my imagine:

Context: the s/o had to take B12 vitamins and she sometimes forgets even with an alarm (just calling my ass out here 😅) how would the DMC crew plus v handle the news if they didn't know already (but I think the sparda fam would know via being part devil) but please put your spin on things if ya like

Vergil: he would be upset because he just doesn't understand why you don't want to take care of yourself. The more he learns about it, the more he understands your illness and the more he does to help you. He can be cold at times, but he is sweet a lot of the time

Dante: he's very compassionate and is always trying to help you. He understands how complicated it can be. He could sense something was wrong from the moment he met you. Dante is caring and compassionate in all ways.

Lady: she can be rude at times because she just doesn't understand how you can be irresponsible. Then the more she understands your illness, the more she gets better at helping you. Even Dante nudges her in the right direction to help you.

Nero: a total sweetiepie. You were able to admit it to him immediately. He's always helping you. He has medicine on hand and other things to make sure you don't fall even more ill. He has alarms on his phone to remind you to take your medicine.

V: V is very sweet. He knows that there is something wrong with you. He understands s what it means to be sick and feel weak. He doesn't hurt your feelings at all. He sometimes can be sick with you too and you two spend sick days together.

[cerezzzita]

I try my best, y'know? Sparda fam stans Queen sm 🛐

Dante and Vergil have ONCE AT LEAST sang together Bohemian Rhapsody in one time they weren't fighting

[ladyespera]

vergil: *rips off nero's arm* nero: ok that was mean but ://// family,,,, ://// dante: *calls nero deadweight once* nero, his wings unfurled: you call nero DEADWEIGHT? you call nero deadweight like a useless uncle? oh! oh! jail for dante! jail for dante for One Thousand Years!!!!