#spankly

[charlottesweetly]

I'm not saying Charlotte and Ted probably met at abstinence camp but I'm not not saying it

[awigglycultist]

Charlotte: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things

Ted, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too

Paul: Wow, Ted was late too! What a coincidence!

[talesandfluff]

“Bill,” Ted said, “Bill, punch me.” The other men sitting there with him snickered. It had been months now since Ted had been banned from the poker tables after the workers of Hatchetfield had accused him of cheating them out of their coin. He had protested the decision with every lie under the sun, but to no avail. Even now, they glared rabidly as he sat among them and nudged Bill. “Come on,” he insisted. “Hit me in the face.”

Western AU in which Ted is very keen on getting taken to the sheriff’s prison to spend the night. Could it be because the sheriff’s wife makes a habit of preaching the good word to prisoners?

Rating: Explicit (4846 words)

[charlottesweetly]

hello starkid where is this au thank you

[talesandfluff]

charlotte bb I’m sure Ted would give you a foot massage if you’d asked, I guarantee you this man has a foot fetish, you don’t have to settle for the douchebag you could upgrade to a sneazeball :///

[lamb-of-dog-activated66642069]

my fratsona is Spankly Bongs, esq.

my fratsona’s name is Chad Teabag

[charlottesweetly]

i love how sweetski and spankly are both valid ship names that are 100x more distinct than “charted” which is literally a verb and yet

[talesandfluff]

new CharTed ship name dropped, Spankly, you're welcome

Sweetkoffski non acceptable

[talesandfluff]

32. soft cat feet

87. nasty-tasting medicine

some charted fluff? Maybe?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35388352

As Ted shows up to their usual rendezvous at Charlotte’s place, he is deemed far too sick to proceed with their little tryst as planned and Charlotte has no choice but to take care of him.

Sweet little sickfic for Spankly, who deserve a little bit of softness from time to time. Written from the prompts I received on Tumblr, "soft cat feet" and "nasty-tasting medicine".

Rating: Teen (1551 words)

Hope you enjoy :)

[talesandfluff]

Unexpectedly pregnant, Charlotte finds herself in the worst possible situation she could have imagined in her marriage and, with Sylvia’s help, overcomes the hurdle with a fair share of painful and complicated emotions. Now that she is a little more free, what’s stopping her from taking the next leap towards liberty?

Charlotte and Sylvia friendship fic, background Spankly. In which Charlotte exerts her right to choose.

Rating: Teen (3302 words)

Please give this a read and leave a comment on AO3 or in the tags ❤️

[talesandfluff]

the cool thing about playing Dofus again while still deep into Starkid brainrot is I can give my characters fandom names and they're niche enough nobody knows or cares lol

So far I've created characters called: Barneston (my main, she's a forest voodoo mage, my guild leader calls me Barn it's adorable), Tom-Houston (brainless paladin boy), Becky-Barnes (drunk panda girl), Jemilla (steampunk technomage), Zazzalil (bomb wielding rogue), Spankly (demon summoner), Jazzalil (though I think I might change that to Wiley cause portal opening mage), Mouthface-Dikrats (doggo tank babe)

I can go on and on, anyways if anyone wants to play with me on the server Echo hit me up let's roll

[atty-goldstein]

Sweetski and Spankly may be misinterpreted as Sam/Ted

i love how sweetski and spankly are both valid ship names that are 100x more distinct than “charted” which is literally a verb and yet