#space station weird

[honourablejester]

I've been watching a channel on youtube from a guy called Luke Humphris, and he does a lot of really amazing post-apocalyptic shorts and fantasy things, but then you find something in particular and it makes you just stop, you know?

This is such a fantastic sci-fi short. Yes, there's the cool horror of the things he sees out there, but then the last line hits and the deeper, underlying, mundane horror hits like sixteen times harder.

Also, I would watch that show.

[statictay]

I just wanted to share some of my favorite sci-fi/fantasy series on youtube - so here they are!

Dynamo Dream - a series set in a cyberpunk future, brought to life by actors in digital environments created in Blender. The story is still unfolding but the worldbuilding is great and the visuals are beautiful

Space Station Weird - an animated series about a repairman who awakes from cryosleep in a seemingly abandoned space station, only for things to get weirder the longer he stays on board. It's very fun and atmospheric

Dungeon Flippers - an animated series following Maulie and Cleaveland, monster realtors who renovate and sell dungeons to fantasy baddies. It's a cute pilot, and they just successfully kickstarted a second episode!

[marlynnofmany]

The Good Perch

“You would think,” Captain Sunlight said drily, “That a spaceport organized enough to have a whole section for courier ships would have a more visible labeling system.”

“Yeah, really,” I agreed with a frown at the small sign marking our ship’s berth. The thing was barely ankle-height and a thin font. Not even a bright color; it hardly stood out from the pavement in its gray-and-black subtlety. With all the spacefarers parading past in a rainbow of body types and clothing styles, not to mention the equally wild spaceships everywhere, those signs were easy to miss. I asked the captain, “Have you been here before? Is this normal, or did the wrong person take charge of designing things?”

“It’s been a while,” said Captain Sunlight, crossing her scaly arms. “I don’t recall this being a problem before. But I suspect our wayward client is still wandering the walkways looking for us.”

“Normally I’d say our ship would stand out, but the visibility’s not great for that either.” Lemon-shaped spaceships with foldable solar sails were pretty uncommon. The one parked behind us would have been easy to spot from a distance if not for the larger ships looming close on either side. These berths were too close together.

Captain Sunlight pulled her phone out of a belt pouch. “Still says they’re on the way.”

“Maybe we need to scoot forward a bit?” I suggested. “Make the ship easier to see?” I stepped up to the walkway for a better look at the view from there.

This turned out to give someone else a better view of me.

“Hey, person who climbs things!” called a cheerful voice. “Come help me brace this.”

After a confused half-second, I located the speaker on top of the gray-brown ship next to ours. I realized with a start that this wasn’t the first time our ships had been parked side-by-side. “Hey, Acorn!” I called back. “Are you waiting for clients too?”

“We were,” the fellow courier called back, waving something that looked like a wrench. She herself still looked like a baboon crossed with a crocodile. “Now it’s time for errands and maintenance, and this needs fixing before we get back into space. Care to give me a hand? Everybody else is either busy or too much of a coward to get up this high.”

“Sure thing!” I said with a glance at Captain Sunlight, who was waving me on. “What’s the best way up?”

Acorn directed me to a row of handholds on the other side of the ship, which made for a nice easy climb. A pity her crewmates didn’t appreciate heights; the spaceport was a beautiful, chaotic sprawl of color from here. And the top of the ship was flat enough to feel plenty safe.

“Welcome to the good perch,” Acorn said, offering me a wrench. “It’s a very exclusive club. Can you hold this part in place so I can adjust that?”

“Absolutely,” I told her. “This end, right? Wait, got it.” I actually had no idea what this open panel was for, but I like to think I hid it well. The job was a simple one with two of us. I could see how it would have been awkward with just one, though. I wondered if she’d resorted to using her feet to hold things in place. I sure would have.

“Got it!” she said. “Now to close it all up. I knew that would be quick.”

I removed the wrench. “What’s the saying? More hands means less work?”

“Makes sense to me. Though by that logic, your friend there could get everything done by himself.”

I looked down to see that Mur had joined Captain Sunlight, in all his many-tentacled squidlike glory. “He probably could, actually. Though I don’t know how he is with heights.”

“Well, no need to share the good perch,” Acorn announced, snapping the panel shut. She spread her arms. “Look at this panorama!”

“It is a nice one! I was just thinking that. What kind of ship is that blobby green one over there? I haven’t seen it before.”

Acorn stood up for a better look. “I think it’s a Waterwill design?”

“That makes sense.” I got to my feet too, glad the ship we stood on wasn’t one of the shiny racer models. Those were much too slippery to make good sightseeing towers.

Not that Acorn seemed bothered either way. She probably would have found grippy shoes somewhere and run up the side just to prove she could. Her appreciation for climbing had been a nice change the first time I ran into her, and was no different now, given how much time I spent among alien crewmates who didn’t have tree-swinging monkeys in their family trees.

“That ship looks like it would make an excellent climbing structure,” she said, pointing at a pink model with grooves along the sides. “Pity it belongs to a security force who are likely to be uptight about such things.”

I laughed. “Isn’t that always the way of it? There’s a police station in my hometown with a roof that slopes down to meet a very climbable wall, and you have no idea how tempting it looked. Well. Maybe you know.”

She definitely understood, and we spent an enjoyable few minutes talking about which buildings and spaceships looked like the most fun to climb.

Then I spotted someone wandering from one berth marker to the next, looking both lost and a little nearsighted, and I had a suspicion that I’d found our missing client. This was a fellow human wearing the kind of drapey clothes that spoke of dignity and no little wealth. Her expression was exactly the kind I’d wear if I had to deal with those hard-to-read signs long enough to be late.

“Hey Captain!” I called down to Sunlight. “Is that her?” I pointed.

Captain Sunlight hurried forward with her phone out, matching the look of the person with an image there.

Yup. Called it.

Acorn chuckled while the pair of them exchanged greetings and complaints about the station layout. “Nice one. The wisdom of the heights strikes again. Do they need you down there now?”

“Probably,” I said. “Actually not yet, this package is a small one. Mur’s got it.” As I spoke, Mur pushed a hovercart forward with a box on it liberally covered in “fragile” stickers. It had a carrying handle on the top, which it had come with, and rubber bumpers on every corner, which Paint had added just to be safe. All precautions had been taken.

“Oh good,” Acorn said. “Then enjoy the view with me a little longer.” She bent to pull something from the toolbag’s side pocket. “Top-of-the-tree snack?”

“Are those the ones you’re named for?” I asked, remembering a conversation the last time I’d seen her. Translations being what they were, her name meant a similar nut from her homeworld. It had been an amusing conversation, since we were both named after things found in trees. She didn’t know what a robin was, but once I explained it, she claimed to have met a number of people back home with similar names.

“Yes, the salted version,” Acorn said, opening the bag. “I recall these were on the safe list for your species.”

“Safe and tasty,” I agreed. “Thank you.” I accepted a handful of alien acorns and marveled quietly at how universal salt was on snacks. Well, for some species. I don’t think Waterwills or Strongarms were that into overly salty food in general. Probably for slug-like reasons. Eggskin the medic would know. I should ask him later.

Acorn peered over the other side of the ship. “Ohh, Riverbrook’s wearing his goofy helmet. I owe him some acoustics since he played that loud music while I was working.” She crouched, peering down at a crewmate who had just emerged. With care, she selected a nut from the bag. “Think you can thwack him from here?” The grin she threw over her shoulder was full of teeth.

I joined her at the edge. “I like my odds.”

The crewmate was one of those people made of crystals instead of flesh. I forget the species name. Very interesting to look at, and unlikely to be hurt by a high velocity acorn no matter where it hit. The helmet was golden, shiny, and probably a fashion statement of some kind.

“First we throw, then we hide.”

“Got it.”

“One, two, throw!”

Ping! Ping!

“Ow, what was — Acorn, is this yours?!”

We both giggled in childlike glee, just out of sight.

“No thanks, you can have it!” Acorn called back.

“I’m going to put this in your fruit drink next mealtime.”

“Good luck with that!”

I nodded. “Ah, a prank war. A noble pursuit.”

“See, you get it.” Acorn offered me more nuts.

I took them and made myself more comfortable. “I don’t suppose you know what a rattlesnake is?”

“Nope.”

“Then let me tell you about the time I got Trrili — the big scary Mesmer on my ship — with a classic prank from Earth.”

“Oh, do tell!”

I didn’t have to get back to my ship for a few minutes yet, which left plenty of time for more anecdotes and snacks on the good perch.

~~~

The ongoing backstory adventures of the main character from this book. More to come! And I am currently drafting a sequel!

[piratedllama-art]

Pit Stop [prints here]

[Done in procreate]

[cuprohastes]

OK, New Plan.

Space piracy isn't a thing. It's not economical, practical or something anyone can pursue for any length of time.

Anyway, the ship had been captured by space pirates, and they'd dropped the temperature in the passenger modules down to a few ticks under the freezing point of water: The Atrix passengers were all huddled up, torpid, protecting their little guys, and the Thotari Pirates were planning on pillaging the cargo and personal possessions while things were quiet.

They'd checked the manifest: 12 Atrix passengers, and four crew, also Atrix. Easy pickings.

So it was a little bit of a surprise when they cracked the door to the passenger module and one of the Atrix turned out to be somewhat genetically human.

It was holding a hot beverage in one hand and used the other to grip the first Thotari Contract Pirate around their scrawny neck, dragging them off their feet.

Then it used that individual to beat the others until they snapped their contract markers and sat their asses down.

Everyone knows the Thotari take contracts very seriously. Snapping the marker was as good as surrender: No Thotari with any self respect would work unpaid.

The Pirate Executive Officer, employed for her bulk and experience took personal umbrage regarding this whole mess and thundered onto the ship, with several large sharp weapons, and some very cool looking armour, determined to perpetrate terminal events to the Human's biology.

The Human took one look and threw it's drink in her face. Then gave her a vicious kicking while the bitter alkaloids in the toxic concoction caused the PEO to collapse with uncontrollable spasms.

According to the logs, the Human took time out and poured another cup of coffee, turned the heat up, glared at the rest of the Thotari until they snapped their contract markers rather than deal with any of that and walked onto the Pirate's ship.

At which point they called the Pirate's backer up, and spent a half hour explaining in horrifying detail what they would personally do to that individual, and how much worse it was going to be if they didn't stop this inane crap.

The Thotari picked up their PEO and hooked her up to their ship's medical bay, said 'no hard feelings it's just business' and left.

---

"How was your trip?" asked Dave The Human.

"Pretty quiet," said Phalanges Mitten, AKA Dave. "Glad to be back, though. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to take a decent nap on those haulers - And don't get me started on the Coffee!"

[mxthbladed]

Stopping at the gas station had been the last thing on her mind while on the way to pick up Andres from her sister's house but after a full day at a teacher's conference since seven in the morning and then having a meeting with the other teachers from her school, she needed some caffeine to make it through the rest of the day.

But it was while she getting her coffee that she saw a figure out of the corner of her eye. Instinctively, she tensed and looked at the person but then she paused, realizing the face was...very familiar. "Lily?"

@holyfurnace

[hoyotunes]

Take the Journey from Take the Journey Anthony Lynch, Fan, HOYO-MiX

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

x. average sci-fi milf

[starryeyesmasc]

experiencing every symptom of existential depression AND hella anxiety AND way worse compulsions all condensed into the week before my period is crazy I hate it here��️

[clownkiwi]

OH WAIT i just realized the original plan they had for the last 2/3rds of the film wouldve been. a lil bit more ableist, because the aliens in the original films treatment were just revealed to be what humans would turn out into years later (green, see-through gel blobs)

[spindash]

im serious what thr hell is wrong with odo amd quark i hate their bizarre homoerotic tension

[betty-bourgeoisie]

I just genuinely think it's kind of weird that there aren't more OC's for Liberia in this fandom

[cuprohastes]

The Choir

Garf was watching something intently on her tablet with Un-Name Male in the Cafeteria, half-eaten Purple Breadroll in one hand.

Dave the Human ambled up in his Atrix overalls ("They're really comfy") and queried today's topic.

Garf flipped around the tablet. "I'm watching this. How long does it take Humans to learn to do this?" she asked.

Dave pressed play:

"Oh, they're not trained." he said. "Humans just do that."

"Grak?!" said Un-named male.

"OK. But... really though?" Garf Asked.

Dave said "Sure! You need a conductor and to let people know you asking them to sing though."

Well Dave The Human got called on account of everyone knew this was Dave The Human's sort of shenanigans, and besides she was on the same shift rota.

"Grak." commented Un-named Male, and Garf couldn't disagree Whatever was happening it was interesting.

They bribed Dave The Human with purple rolls and salted butter, showed her the video, and she said, "Ok this sounds fun. I'm not sure if this is a joke - because I'm pretty sure you can't really play a group of humans as an instrument. So... who's about? OK let's see... Hey EVA 43, Sam, Emmy... got a moment?"

They did. They clustered up. The Daves showed them the video. "You game?" the human Dave asked. They looked at each other and Emmy said "Sure!"

And so on that shift for the next half hour the faint sound of the only Human Deep Space Ad-Hoc choir could be heard faintly through the station, running through classic Tsin melodies, and also at least one movie theme that Dave was fond of.

"Well." said Garf, "I guess Humans do Just Do That."

"Grak." said Un-Named Male, and he wasn't wrong.

[eynoxart]

Waterpixel Art #130

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Air Day & Death/Duty Day

A long time ago, a floating airship city was built and all the wealthy and famous individuals were invited with the promise that they’d be gifted immortality, so that whenever things went badly on Earth below, they could go down and set things right with their talent - preserved for eternity by the fact they can’t die. Centuries later, only a few times since ascending has anyone come down to Earth, and most of the times they offer temporary solutions that had bad to catastrophic side effects years down the line that the ‘ascended’ don’t come back to correct until it got out of hand. Person A is someone sent down to Earth from the airship city as punishment, introduced as a criminal who was unworthy of the utopia, and the first case of someone being sent down permanently. While the airship citizens believe the people of Earth will kill Person A, Person A manages to win them over - since Person A was outcasted for murdering various immortal citizens for neglecting Earth. Person B is someone high up in one of the governments not formally recognized by the airship, but that have formed to keep order and try to solve the planet’s problems since, and decides to help give Person A their support in taking down the airship.