#source: the ghost and molly mcgee

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: *stage whispering* Hey, I think Spy is cheating.

Engineer: Pfft, you mean he's also cheating?

Scout: *sulkily* I was looking for sympathy, not judgment...

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Rei: You know, sometimes being friends with a colossal screw-up isn’t so bad. Usagi: Aw, anything for you, buddy!

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

Eda: (slams down huge stack of money) I heard you set up an Apple Blood stand, kiddo. I'll take your entire stock!

10-year-old Azura: Uuuuuh... where did you get all those snails, Grandma Eda?

Eda: Psh, well, y'know, I'm really good with numbers. I crunched 'em, I stretched 'em, I analyzed my account, I tied the market-

(Police siren approaches from the background)

10-year-old Azura: Did you rob a bank?!

Eda: Azura Noceda-Blight, do you really think so little of me-?! (dye pack goes off once she open the sack) ... it was a credit union.

10-year-old Azura: TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!

One of my favorite jokes from TGaMM, but it also fits Eda. She’d def rob a credit union

[incorrecthifirush]

Zanzo: I don't have time for this!

Mimosa's prerecorded message: Oh, you've got nothing but time, Zanzo. Heh, I knew he was gonna say that...

Zanzo: She's good.

[incorrectdigitalcircus]

Ragatha: They say if you see one centipede, there’s a thousand more you can’t see…

Zooble: I think that’s cockroaches.

Kinger, covered in centipedes: Nope, centipedes too!

[kcuf-ad]

Yuji: *trying to make a skeleton sit straight* Come on, sit up straight. I know you have the backbone. *realizes the pun and starts laughing. The skeleton lands on him*

[foxymc]

Louie, whispering to Huey: I think mom is cheating at cards

Huey: You mean, mom is also cheating at cards?

Louie: I was looking for sympathy, not judgment!

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Bloo: *putting down a huge bag of cash* Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived!

Frankie: Uh, where did you get so much money, Bloo?

Bloo: Well, you know I'm very good at numbers! I crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-

*police sirens in the distance*

Frankie: ... Did you rob a bank?!

Bloo: Frances Foster, do you really think so little of me?

Bloo: *opens bag and the dye pack explodes in his face*

Bloo: ... it was a credit union.

Frankie: TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things Downbeat but he's just Bonnie's weird supernatural friend

Bonnie: (nervously) Uh, where did you get so much money, Downbeat?

Downbeat: Well, y'know, I'm pretty good at numbers! I just crunched 'em, I stretched 'em, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-!

(distant police sirens)

Bonnie: Did you rob a bank?!

Downbeat: (shakes his head in disappointment) Bonnie Freeman, do you really think so little of me-? (the bag's dye pack explodes in his face)

(beat)

Downbeat: ...It was a credit union-

Bonnie: Take it back, TAKE IT BACK!

[shadow-coolness]

Ben: Whats so great about this comet anyway? I mean all they do is fly around in space, I could do that.

Gwen:Are you a Majestic cosmic ice ball that leaves behind a trail of debris so majestic, grown men cry?

Ben: I made a man cry once. I hid his keys for a week, but I kept movin' em so he thought he was losing his mind.

*Gwen and Cooper look at him with a disgusted and dumbfounded expression respectively*

[ladymiraclewings]

Luz, a little frustrated about King: He better be having a really good time ! King, in a party: I'm having a really good time !

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Saphir: Demande, it’s not too late to step down from the brink of madness. Prince Demande: Oh, yes it is!

[incorrectdigitalcircus]

Ragatha, holding a cake: Just throw it out, Ragatha. No one will know.

Ragatha: But Bubble will be crushed!

Ragatha: But it tastes so, so bad.

Ragatha: But he made it with love.

Ragatha: But he also made it with carob!

[kcuf-ad]

Rin: *walks into a place that Is planning her suprise Bday party*

Zuzu: Rin?!

Yuya: Rin?!

Yugo: *jumps over both of them with hearts in his eyes and around him* RIN-RIN?!

[incorrectlumityquotes]

I dunno what I'm doing. I'm dumb

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Mr. Herriman: No. To all of that. Frankie: "No"? You can't just say "No" to everything! Mr. Herriman: I absolutely can. Just did.