#source: incorrectkillervibe

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Mat: Pff, ME? In love with you?

Manny:

Mat: I am yes very.

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incorrectkillervibe: *is literally always taking submissions*

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Sejeong: What's up, loser.

Sejeong: Sorry, my autocorrect was on. What's up, sister?

Minyoung:

Minyoung: This is a verbal conversation.

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Tim: What if I just play it on my phone real quick?

Ro: We are not playing the imperial march when The Collector gets here.

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Tim, annoyed: I think I’d make a good boyfriend!

Matt, also annoyed: You’d make a GREAT boyfriend!

Tim: Yeah? Well I think whoever ends up with you is going to be damn lucky!

Matt: Yeah? Well not as lucky as whoever ends up with you!

Oli: What am I looking at?

Sierra: They’re angry flirting again.

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Matt: You seriously need to calm down.

Tim: But how can ice cream be birthday cake if birthday cake can be ANY flavor?

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“My life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with bomb ass music playing in the background.”

- Matt Haag

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Sierra: What was the worst decision you have made?

Oli: Insulting Tim in front of Matt.

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Tim: We should go see a movie!

Eva: Uh, Lele and I have that, that thing.

Tim: But I haven’t told you the date yet.

Oli: Right! I’m busy too.

Sierra: You and Matt should go see the movie just the two of you without us as a pair alone together.

Oli: Since the rest of us can’t go.

Sierra: Obviously.

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Matt’s doppelgänger, pointing at Matt: Shoot him! I’m the real Matt!

Eva, aiming at the doppelgänger: The REAL Matt would never pass up an opportunity to die!

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Matt: Here is a list of things that are wrong with you.

Tim:...There’s nothing on it.

Matt: I know.

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Eva, handing Matt a water bottle: Here, take this.

Matt: Uh, thanks, but... what is this for?

Eva: Lele said you get thirsty around Tim.

Matt: *spits out water*

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Eva: Look, Matt. You’re obviously upset about Tim and Sierra.

Oli: So, we’ve called this intervention to help you out.

Matt: I’m not upset.

Lele: Matt, we found you at the park throwing rocks at couples.

Matt: Why should they be happy!?

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Do it for the Vine

Tim: What if I just play it on my phone real quick?

Ro: We are not playing the imperial march when The Collector gets here.