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Schlatt: I’m sorry our date didn’t go as planned.

Quackity: That’s alright, I had extremely low expectations.

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Wilbur, to Niki, Fundy, and Eret: Why is it when something happens, it’s always you three?

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Tommy, to Niki, Eret, and Fundy: How did you find my hideout?

Fundy: We typed ‘bitch’ into the GPS and it led us here.

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Techno: I have an idea.

Wilbur: No murder.

Techno: I no longer have an idea.

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Quackity: Are you seeing anyone?

Schlatt, excited: No, why?!

Quackity: I don’t know. I think a therapist would be good for you.

Schlatt eternally: Damnit.

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Tommy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Phil: Wasn’t Will with you?

Wilbur:

Wilbur: I too was left unsupervised.

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Tubbo: Wilbur, how are you feeling?

Wilbur: I’ve been experiencing this headache that comes and goes.

Schlatt: Hey, what’s going on here?

Wilbur: There it is again.

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Wilbur: Tommy, words can’t describe what a wonderful second-in-command you are.

Tommy: Aw, thank you Wil-

Wilbur: But numbers can. 1/10.

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Schlatt: Fundy, I’ve got some bad news for you.

Schlatt: Firstly, you’re going to die.

Fundy: Awesome, what’s the bad news?

Niki and Eret: Fundy nO-

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Schlatt: Punch me in the face.

Niki: Punch you?

Schlatt: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Niki: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

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Wilbur, to Schlatt: I’m not scared of you. None of us are.

Tubbo: Actually, I kind of am.

Wilbur: Shut up, Tubbo.

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Eret: How did you find me?

Wilbur: I heard the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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Tommy: I have an idea.

Wilbur: A good one?

Tommy: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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Schlatt: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Wilbur.

Wilbur: Two times zero is still zero.

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Fundy: I heard you like bad boys. I’ll have you know, I’m bad at everything.

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Techno, about Schlatt: He died of natural causes.

Wilbur: You pushed him off a roof!

Techno: Gravity is natural.

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Wilbur: Don’t you fucking die!

Tommy or Fundy: Don’t tell me what to do!