#source: MHA Abridged

[incorrect-web-novels]

Sect Leader Hyeonjong: How did the disciples get so strong?

Jo Geol: Well, you see, every time we thought things seemed hopeless or that our legs might give out or that we were maybe coughing up TOO much blood, we just looked myself in the mirror and said, "Shut up."

Sect Leader Hyeonjong: That is…deeply troubling, but I'll be damned if it wasn't effective!

[alien-slushie]

All for One: How dare you mock me in such a manner!

Deku: Well, then how would you like me to mock you? I take requests!

[some-random-incorrect-quote-blog]

Random person watching bandits raid a town: Oh you know who we should call, motherf*****g Fairy Tail

Sabertooth: Did somebody call for ..... Sabertooth?

Person: uggghhhh, could you like call Fairy Tail?

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Bakugou: [smashing things up as he fights some villains]

Ojiro: Is he gonna be alright?

Deku: Ah, just let him work it out of his system. He'll tire himself out eventually.

Ojiro: If you say so.

Ojiro: On a related note, are you at all concerned by the delight Eri seems to be taking in all this?

Eri, excitedly: Go for the eyes, Kacchan! That's their weak point!

Bakugou: THANK YOU, SWEETIE!

Deku: Not really. Why?

[Sounds of explosions in the background]

Eri: [giggles]

Ojiro: No- No reason. You seem like a great family.

Deku: Aww, thank you.

[wrongmha]

Shiozaki: Hey, God? It's me, Vine. If only one of us makes it out of here alive, please, let it be me. Shishida: Hey, God? It's Vine’s friend, Gevaudan. Fuck Vine.

Source: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

[serological]

Uraraka: Oh. My. Money.

Sero: Don’t you mean God?

Uraraka: You worship your thing, I’ll worship mine.

[just-incorrect-bnha]

Bakugou, about Todoroki: Why is he so popular?

Kirishima: Tragic backstory, no training required.

[bakujiro-incorrectquotes]

Bakugou: Soy Sauce? The hell are you doing here?

Jiro: I'm sorry Bakugou, I tried to stop him but when I tried negotiating with him, he merely responded with, and I quote- "Fuck the police". He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here.

Sero: *mantically laughing*

Bakugou: Walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache now

[thingsoverheardatua]

Midoriya: [battered, bruised, and bloody] Heeeeey, Kacchan...

Bakugou: Deku, you idiot! What are you doing?!

Midoriya: Dying... Mostly...

[dingdinghq]

(inverted au)

ojiro: look, okay, i get it. you had a really bad day. you're stressed out, seven people died-

hagakure: TWELVE PEOPLE!

ojiro: not the point. they're dead now. and really, who's fault is that?

hagakure: YOURS!

ojiro: that's right, no one's.

[the-rocky-of-naniwa]

Himiko Toga is not very good at figuring out door access codes.

Digital Voice: Please enter access code.

Toga: "STAB."

Digital Voice: Access denied.

Toga: "KILL."

Digital Voice: Access denied.

Toga: "MUTILA-" (Types "MUTI") Oh dammit, there's not enough spaces! Okay, um... "PAIN."

Digital Voice: Access denied.

Toga: Why are these the only words I know?!

[randomfangirl330]

All Might: Are you okay young Midoriya? I heard about everything! Do you need a snack? Maybe a juice box?

Izuku: All Might, I’m 18.

All Might: Oh, right. Err... stiff drink?

Izuku: All Might! Still 18!

[alien-slushie]

Deku @ Shigiraki about Bakugou: I think if you touch a single hair on his head, I'm going to be wearing your guts like my mom's pashmina.

Shigirak: Eh?

[incorrectgrapejuice]

Nezu: Don’t make me come down there and be a parent!

Mineta: First time for everything!

[xpegasusuniverse]

During All for One and All Might’s first fight.

All for One: I’m impressed, behind that angst and ridiculous hair there’s a real fighter.

All Might: And behind all that insufferable smarm is a dead man!

All for One: All Might, you could not fathom the number of dead men behind me.

[wrongmha]

Bakugo: The power of love is BULLSHIT! The power of swords and violence; that's where the money is!

Source: SAO Abridged Parody