#source : incorrect-smtown-quotes

[incorrectyoungavengersquotes]

Billy: you stabbed him!?!!?

Loki: in my defense, you didn't here what he said

Billy: what did he say?

Loki: "what are you gonna do, stab me?"

Tommy:I'm with Loki on this one, it was practically an invitation

[incorrectexovelvetquotes]

seulgi: i guess you could say i've fallen for you...

joohyun: you literally just rolled down eight flights of stairs. how the FUCK are you even alive?

[incorrect-quotes-from-loona]

Yeojin: centaurs have six limbs and are therefor insects. discuss.

Haseul: oh, this, i don't like this.

[uhgoodxxxx]

Jungkook : Oh no! We have to get this man to the museum!!

Jin; sighing : Why, because I am rare, priceless and unique?

Jungkook : No, because you're fucking ancient old man.

[kpopshooketh]

Sehun: You ever play that game when your group mates are sunburnt and you put some spoons in the freezer, take them out, and then you hit them with it so it rips their skin off?

Johnny: what the fuck

[miscincorrectquotes]

Yesung, mumbling: Where’s that idiot?

Eunhyuk: Donghae’s upstairs.

Heechul: I think Leeteuk went shopping.

Ryeowook: I haven’t seen Siwon, sorry.

Yesung: I meant the mosquito that bit me, but thanks for the info, I guess.

[incorrect-quotes-from-loona]

Haseul: geez Yves, I thought someone with two wives would be a lot happier

Yves: you're thinking of someone with two knives

Kim Lip, holding two knives in her hands: I gotta tell ya. this feels fucking fantastic.

[incorrect-quotes-from-loona]

Kim Lip: Psst, Chuu, what did you get for number 5?

Chuu: Denmark

Kim Lip: This is a math test

Chuu: Oh shit

[incorrect-quotes-from-loona]

Chuu: the worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved

Hyunjin: i dunno, meth is pretty fucking bad

[miscincorrectquotes]

Shindong: Would you slap your best friend for two million dollars? Eunhyuk, looking at Donghae: Yeah, and I’d give him half. Donghae: Yeah, same. Heechul: No one asked, but I’d roundhouse kick Leeteuk for 3 cents.

[miscincorrectquotes]

Eunhyuk: Good morning.

Donghae: Good morning.

Kyuhyun: Good morning.

Leeteuk: You all sound like robots. “Good morning, good morning.” Spice it up a bit!

Heechul: HEY, MOTHERFUCKERS

[miscincorrectquotes]

Donghae: I didn’t think you could keep it a secret!

Eunhyuk: What?! I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.

Heechul, leaning forward: What secrets?

Eunhyuk: Oh, no, no, Heechul, I’m not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.

Donghae: [slowly turns away]

Heechul: [whispers] Psst. You tell me later.

Eunhyuk: [whispers back] You already know.

[miscincorrectquotes]

Leeteuk: That’s the kind of thing that’s gonna get you in trouble! Now, when I get really angry, I just—I laugh it off. Like this.

Leeteuk: [bursts out laughing]

Leeteuk: See?

Heechul, irritated: Oh, geez, Leeteuk, that’ll never work. That’s... dumb!

Leeteuk:

Leeteuk: [bursts out laughing]

[miscincorrectquotes]

Eunhyuk: I can’t believe you and Heechul broke the bed last night.

Siwon: Yeah, you two must’ve gotten wild.

Leeteuk: Haha... yeah...

[Last night]

Heechul: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Leeteuk: Try me.

[miscincorrectquotes]

[as everyone starts leaving the room to get dressed]

Leeteuk: Oh, I can't stay too long. I have to get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.

[all of Super Junior freeze and turn to look at him]

Leeteuk: ... What?

Kyuhyun, after a moment: So when you said "get up early," did you mean 2002?

Leeteuk, stepping away from the door: You guys don't think I look 19?

[everyone looks at each other]

Heechul: Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!

Eunhyuk: Right!

Shindong: Yes!

[everyone turns and starts agreeing and laughing]

Leeteuk: Oh! [smiles but then starts to look very suspicious]

Everyone:

Sungmin: O-Okay, everybody, let's go, let's go! [waving everyone away]

[later that day]

Leeteuk: [walks into Kyuhyun's room as he's playing video games wearing an A-shirt that says 'NEW YORK 93,' floral underwear sticking out of his jeans, and a huge beanie, nodding with his hands in his pockets]

Kyuhyun: [looks up as Leeteuk walks right in front of his game]

Leeteuk: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?

Kyuhyun, raising his hands: [sarcastically] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me!

Leeteuk: ... So you're playin' a little Playstation, huh? [makes a peace sign] That's wack. [makes a longhorn sign] Playstation is wack. [gesturing wildly] 'Sup with the wack Playstation, 'sup?!

Kyuhyun:

Leeteuk, smiling: Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?

Kyuhyun, horrified: [slowly] Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.

Leeteuk: Come on, really! How old?

Kyuhyun: You're a man-child, okay?! Now go get changed because everybody's ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear.

Leeteuk, walking back to the door: Really? Thanks!

[miscincorrectquotes]

Leeteuk: Why didn’t you tell me?

Siwon: Because of your tendency to overreact.

Leeteuk, stabbing the table with a knife in a fit of anger: I do NOT overreact!