#soupcourse

[oopsallsyscourse]

best soup? (my mistake it's soupcourse not syscourse)

Call it nostalgia but I'm a sucker for a good chicken noddle. It's a classic for a reason

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

I put the whole can of soup in my mouth and use my body heat to warm it up. I then swallow it whole like a snake.

if another one of you fuckers sends me an ask like this i’m turning off anon. face me like a man you coward

[currentlylurking]

ah yes, the current phandom discourse.

“WHY ARE YOU BUYING POSTS AT THE SOUP STORE?!“

“FUCK YOU!“

[lethalaeipathy]

Me: throws discourse into the groupchat and dips

[ghostsray]

ok but my answer to the soup discourse is. logically i know they taste better heated by stove. in fact i do believe they taste better by stove. however im a lazy binch and you will never catch me touching a real life stove ever when microwaves take less time. what im saying is we microwave soup because we are lazy fucks

[phantomphangphucker]

Soup me up baby

[endorphinmachine]

i just wanted to make a funny post

[justalitlecreacher]

In the midst of soup discourse I’d like to say that I’ve never had soup

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

@d-o-t-s you motherfucker. you make me sick. im going to have to eat some good wholesome soup to get over how sick you make me

[lethalaeipathy]

Arrested for Causing Problems on Purpose

[ghostsray]

listen i know we all love phood discourse but. soup? i thought everybody loved soup? soup haters have no rights

[lethalaeipathy]

@notsoheadless @angryrivaini

[endorphinmachine]

you know how pressing the gems on the reality gauntlet in a certain order will fully activate it? well bug and i just mashed that order in so hard it dented the gauntlet permanently. reality is fucked

[army-of-mai-lovers]

when you see your mutuals posting screenshots of the discord server that’s when you know you missed out

[winepresswrath]

here is a concept: talk shit about wei wuxian and sect leader jiang will show up to personally challenge you to a duel

I like this best if Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are not really on speaking terms. They’re sometimes in each other’s space because their kids are friends and Wei Wuxian’s boyfriend is technically Jiang Cheng’s coworker, so they see each other across banquet halls and unmarked graves and one time for Jin Ling’s birthday dinner.

If sometimes at these events Jiang Cheng disappears for a bit and then comes back looking like he’s been in a fight, whatever. Jiang Cheng can go missing for suspicious intervals of time, that’s not Wei Wuxian’s business. It could be any number of things that do not concern Wei Wuxian at all, anymore, because the time when if something was wrong with Jiang Cheng Wei Wuxian would have just known automatically and been entitled to that knowledge has long past and he has Let It Go.

That being said, is not anything and everything that happens in Wei Wuxian’s vicinity his business? If Wei Wuxian’s not sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong doesn’t it spontaneously cease to be his nose? What if this concerns Jin Ling? What if this is something haunted, or better yet, embarrassing? So apparently Jiang Cheng has been getting in fights, which, again, whatever. He must just really like dueling. All of these people are assholes, anyway, they probably had bad opinions about soup. There is a potential pattern, there, so in theory it could be a deeply Jiang Cheng gesture of affection, but most likely it’s the soup thing, right? Right? Jiang Cheng isn’t even making extended eye contact with him right now. Gotta be soupcourse. Jin Ling screams in the background.

Eventually even Lan Wangji can’t take it anymore and says “Mn” in a way that translates to “babe. baby. The last three times I considered beating the shit out of someone on your behalf but then got distracted making out they showed up missing teeth and covered in electric burns. What you do about this is your own business- I personally favour ignoring it and hoping he gets killed by someone embarrassing- but you’ve gotta know that this is absolutely 100% no questions asked About You please stop skulking around Jiang Wanyin’s duels while you both pretend he can’t see you it’s making the juniors crazy”. 

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

You're all fools and heathens. Just eat it cold straight from the can.

FUCK YOU GET OUT OF HERE SFJSJFSJGSJGSG