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souporwholock · 5 months ago
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Martin is a bath towel. Jon is an old dish cloth. Michael is a scarf. Elias is a pocket square. I bet we could fabric cast everyone this way. Why? I don't know. It just works
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i-spilled-my-soup · 1 year ago
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thank goodness nico can't teleport people without him teleporting with them otherwise he would've sacrificed himself at least 11 times now probably
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nidoskull · 2 months ago
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silly little warden. as a treat to myself
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slippery-domjot-balls · 11 months ago
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I need a set of spoons in the shapes of Star Trek ships. Soup needs to warp down my throat.
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polyacrylamidepensieve · 8 months ago
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I visited @thansie and Soup for a week and so now everyone gets a treat
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qumiiiquinnquin · 11 months ago
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aimlessidentity · 1 year ago
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why's there a clown here now
im replacing this with a bowl of soup
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ekhidne · 9 months ago
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bowls are 90% empty spaces for holding soup. You're paying for mostly nothing at all!
we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days
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souporwholock · 5 months ago
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Jon is quite the soggy wet rag of a man isn't he. Have you ever slapped a wet towel against a countertop? I could do that with Jon. Smack. Is your paranoia cured yet towel boy? Or do you need me to wring you out again?
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i-spilled-my-soup · 2 years ago
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rereading the titan’s curse and i didn’t remember how on edge bianca was. like immediately after seeing a manticore she asks percy how to fight it. she keeps confirming that percy has a plan. when she realizes the manticore wants something from her and nico she immediately assumes he’s talking about a ransom. i feel like post ttc nico acts a lot like her
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nidoskull · 2 years ago
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balls?
cock, even
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nidoskull · 2 months ago
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@derinthescarletpescatarian
You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi
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bowlofstew · 19 days ago
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I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
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ultramarine316 · 1 month ago
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When you get the unlimited soup salad and breadsticks and you eat all four types of soup and you become the Soup Avatar and suddenly you can talk with all the Soup Avatars of the past.
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souporwholock · 5 months ago
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The Memory Tardis looked like the coziest place EVER. One of my new favorite interiors. Could live in that one
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aimlessidentity · 1 year ago
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[photo id: an edit of the hierarchy of needs triangle. the basic needs at the bottom are edited to say "soup," and "warm tasty soup". the psychological needs in the middle are edited to say "eating soup with loved ones," and "making your own soup". the self-fulfillment need at the top is edited to say "everyone likes your soup". end id.]
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