#soup post

[souporwholock]

Martin is a bath towel. Jon is an old dish cloth. Michael is a scarf. Elias is a pocket square. I bet we could fabric cast everyone this way. Why? I don't know. It just works

[i-spilled-my-soup]

thank goodness nico can't teleport people without him teleporting with them otherwise he would've sacrificed himself at least 11 times now probably

[nidoskull]

silly little warden. as a treat to myself

[slippery-domjot-balls]

I need a set of spoons in the shapes of Star Trek ships. Soup needs to warp down my throat.

[polyacrylamidepensieve]

I visited @thansie and Soup for a week and so now everyone gets a treat

[charmsandtealeaves]

Summer Year 1, Week 2:

Grafted the mines to be able to make sprinklers.

Faster map travel now thanks to restoring the minecarts

Less plants to water + now I have some sprinklers!

Caught the summer legendary fish - Crimsonfish

Finally hit two hearts of friendship with Caroline so now I can make tea saplings

Attended the Luau and made soup

Found the holy grail aka a prismatic shard - will be important for later

Farm at start of day 35 vs start of day 42

Hanging out in Caroline's sun room and finding the shard in the mines

Giant bowl of soup

[aimlessidentity]

why's there a clown here now

im replacing this with a bowl of soup

[ekhidne]

bowls are 90% empty spaces for holding soup. You're paying for mostly nothing at all!

we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days

[souporwholock]

Jon is quite the soggy wet rag of a man isn't he. Have you ever slapped a wet towel against a countertop? I could do that with Jon. Smack. Is your paranoia cured yet towel boy? Or do you need me to wring you out again?

[i-spilled-my-soup]

rereading the titan’s curse and i didn’t remember how on edge bianca was. like immediately after seeing a manticore she asks percy how to fight it. she keeps confirming that percy has a plan. when she realizes the manticore wants something from her and nico she immediately assumes he’s talking about a ransom. i feel like post ttc nico acts a lot like her

[nidoskull]

balls?

cock, even

[nidoskull]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

[ultramarine316]

When you get the unlimited soup salad and breadsticks and you eat all four types of soup and you become the Soup Avatar and suddenly you can talk with all the Soup Avatars of the past.

[souporwholock]

The Memory Tardis looked like the coziest place EVER. One of my new favorite interiors. Could live in that one

[i-spilled-my-soup]

nico di angelo should be praised for his adherence to the ancient traditions of balls violence