#sorya is just done with life

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[Leaves rustling]

[Multiple people shouting in the distance]

Man: I'm gonna ask you this one more time. Why the fuck were you looking at my girl?

Louise: Babe, stop-

Isaac: I wasn't.

Man: Then who were you looking at?!

Isaac: Definitely not you.

Man: You-

Louise: Seriously, stop!

Man: Why're you defendig him?

Louise: I'm not-

Man: But you are, though.

Mikah: Is this really necessary?

Isaac: [Yawns]

Man: Oh, I'm sorry, am I boring you?

Isaac: Yes.

Mikah: Can we just go, please?

[Bickering]

Sorya: [Clears throat]

Man: The fuck do you want?

Louise: Shut up! That's Sorya!

Man: Who?

Louise: You can't be serious.

Mikah: [Sigh] He's the bar manager at Mooniva, and he works here. [Gestures to the tattoo shop]

Sorya: So what's all this about, then?

Louise: [Sigh] Wouldn't you like to know...

Man: Just dealing with this street scum.

Isaac: Tell him why.

Man: Shut up, cunt.

Isaac: Make me.

Man: I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Sorya: Enough.

Louise: [Hushed] Babe, seriously. He's not worth it.

Isaac: You should listen to your girlfriend.

Man: Shut. Up.

Isaac: This wet wipe over here thinks I was making a move on his girlfriend or whatever.

Sorya: Well, were you?

Isaac: [Scoff] Of course not. Not my fauly he feels threatened by me.

Louise: I don't think-

Man: I'm not threatened by him. My girl's got standards.

Isaac: Not very high standards, apparently.

Louise: Hey! Rude, much?!

Mikah: You are not a very nice person...

Isaac: Oh, really? What gives you the impression?

Sorya: [Sigh] If you're gonna fight, can you at least go somewhere else? I don't particularly want to end up distracted at work.

Louise: They're not going to fight, we have places to be. Isn't that right?

Man: [Grumbles]

Mikah: We were just leaving anyway. There's a train we really need to catch!

Louise: Great, let's go. Babe!

Man: [Mutters] I'm coming...

Sorya: Isaac. Why am I not surprised? Having fun, were you?

Isaac: Yeah, you know me. Making new friends every day.

Sorya: With that guy? You've got shit taste.

Isaac: Figured I'd broaden my horizons, you know?

Sorya: What're you doing here anyway?

Isaac: Jheez, Sorya. Am I not allowed to go for a nice, early morning run?

Sorya: Fuck off were you going for a run.

Isaac: Y'got me there. Was picking up drugs.

Sorya: [Snort] Of course you were.

Isaac: Yeah, and then that fuck stopped me, but it's fine, because Prince Charming came to the rescue.

Sorya: Oh, so I'm not Superman anymore, then?

Isaac: Nah, you've just got promoted.

Sorya: [Laughs] Good to know.

Isaac: As lovely as this was, I've got beatings to avoid so...

Sorya: [Snort] Of course you do.

Sorya: Don't get killed!

Isaac: I make no promises!

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Katsunda! (“Grab the Win!”)

“Since I’m so frustrated, I’ll just grab the win! Grab the win!  Like hell I’ll ever whine how ‘my life didn’t used to be like this’, I ain’t done yet!” 

OR: Even if your life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, it’s YOUR life and you decide how it ends.

konna ni KITTSUI shigoto shiten no ni 「wa~ kyuuryou    yatsu!」 a~ ore tte nani yatten darou

I’m bustin’ my tail at work and yet   “Ughhh, I get paid squat!” Man, what am I even doing?

hisabisa kanojo ni denwa kaketara 「e~ wakarete hoshii!?」 a~ ore da mon    sorya sou daro

When I call up my girlfriend for the first time in awhile– “What? You wanna break up with me!?” Ah, the problem is me, huh    Of course it is

kyou mo hitori    nigiyaka na TEREBI mite    asu mo hayai kara neyou nanda yo    nasake nee na    kono toshi ni natte    namida ga afurete ki yagatta

Once again, I’m all alone     watching some noisy TV again    Tomorrow I gotta get up early again, so I’ll go to bed¹ What the heck? I’m pathetic   To have the nerve to burst into tears at my age

kurushii nara katsunda    katsunda    ore no jinsei wa 「konna mon ja nakatta」 nado itte tamaru ka! madamada

Since I’m so frustrated, I’ll just Grab the win! Grab the win!  Like hell I’ll ever whine how “My life didn’t used to be like this”, I ain’t done yet!

katsunda    katsunda    amakanee keredo kusari kitta kono jidai nozomu tokoro da!

I’ll grab the win! Grab the win! It ain’t all sunshine and rainbows, but This rotten era  is exactly where I want to be!

WOW WOW HAPPY FOR THE LIFE x3   OH YEAH    ore no jinsei da!

WOW WOW HAPPY FOR THE LIFE x3   OH YEAH    It's MY life!

naka ii AITSU wa kidzukeba ERIITO 「maji de MAIHOOMU!?」 a~ ore wa WAN RUUMU na no ni

By the time I notice it, my pals are already elites     “Seriously? You bought your own house!?” Man, and here I am, living in a one-room apartment

sorosoro oyakoukou shinakya dakedo 「wari~ nanimo dekinee」 a~ mou sukoshi naga ikishite kure

I’ve gotta start being a good son to my parents, but     “My bad, I ain’t good at nothing” Ah, just keep living a little longer, guys

itsu no hi ka ore mo shiawase ni nareta nara    subete no nayami wa kieru ka? oi! mate yo! chigau daro! ore no tatakai wa shinu made tsudzuiteiku ze!

If happiness just came my way as well one of these days, I wonder if all my problems would finally disappear? Hey, wait! That’s wrong! My battle continues until my last dying breath!

ikiru no nara katsunda    katsunda    ore no jinsei ni kitai shite nee yatsura wo mikaeshite yaru ze    mada mada

Since I’m alive, I’ll just Grab the win! Grab the win!  I’ll look back and laugh at those guys who Had no expectations for me in life, I ain’t done yet

katsunda    katsunda    amakanee keredo ichido kiri no kono jinsei makete tamaru ka!

I’ll grab the win! Grab the win! It ain’t all sunshine and rainbows, but You get one shot at life, like hell I’m giving up on mine!

WOW WOW HAPPY FOR THE LIFE x3   OH YEAH    ore no jinsei da!

WOW WOW HAPPY FOR THE LIFE x3   OH YEAH    It's MY life!

kuyashii nara    ikiru no nara... katsunda    katsunda    ore no jinsei wa 「konna mon ja nakatta」 nado itte tamaru ka! madamada

Since I’m so frustrated    Since I’m alive... I’ll grab the win! Grab the win!  Like hell I’ll ever whine how “My life didn’t used to be like this”, I ain’t done yet

katsunda    katsunda    amakanee keredo kusari kitta kono jidai nozomu tokoro da!

I’ll grab the win! Grab the win! It ain’t all sunshine and rainbows, but This rotten era  is where I wanna be!

WOW WOW HAPPY FOR THE LIFE x3 OH YEAH    ore no jinsei da

WOW WOW HAPPY FOR THE LIFE x3   OH YEAH    It's MY life!

WOW WOW HAPPY FOR THE LIFE x3 OH YEAH    ore no jinsei da x3

WOW WOW HAPPY FOR THE LIFE x3   OH YEAH    It's MY life! x3

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¹ Edit: I fixed this line thanks to help from this anon. :)

No real notes, but this was apparently the ending theme for the Yatterman cartoon, from the viewpoint of the constantly-losing villains (if you’re not a Yatterman fan, think like, Team Rocket), so that’s pretty cute.