#sorta...

[cinnabuncrumbs]

i want you to know that i'm awake/i hope that you're asleep

[dotswithbrainrot]

Itty bitty cat King being scruffed

Bonus for the DBD discord server vc: CK with heterochromia

[paperbagsandwich]

Woohoo, more of Markus but slightly older!! :y

Some fit versions of he!!

[cextra]

Linktober Day 15: Favorite Character

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

🛸.°• .• ~ Alien Slushee ~ 🚀✯.°• (the.slime.space)

(Credit if you use) (ko-fi)

[lynx-doodles-indie-games]

i have a concrete idea of what they're reacting to, but you may imagine whatever you wish

[valve3nthusiast]

Hey have I ever mentioned that I'm a teeny tiny bit insane about Crystal City arc. My brain is chewing on wrift sexy kidnapping aus constantly... and then I get frustrated when I have no solid ideas because a barbarian au just doesn't have Crystal City vibes but I'm stuck on a pre-spacetravel setting

I've sort of settled on an ancient greece-esque warring city-states au??? And some wifeposting themes snuck in there too (this ended up more plot-y than smutty honestly) (I didn't realize how long this got so editing a cut here)

Deadlock's backstory is mostly the same with only setting tweaks: he's a Rodion mercenary who rises up and then falls out of Megatron's favor, got assigned to Turmoil and eventually skedaddled, etc

The Decepticon Empire he fought for is a coalition of city-states and conquered territories, led by Megatron, with the goal of uniting all of Cybertron under one banner. Autobots is an alliance of city-states that oppose them, yadda yadda you get the idea

IDK what plot setup needs to happen yet but Wing and "Drift" meet and get to know each other outside of Crystal City and bond a bit. I like the idea of Wing getting to know Deadlock before Wing's very presence and worldview radically changes his personality, with Wing first realizing he's intensely drawn and attracted to Deadlock

Then Wing rescues Deadlock from *handwaves* a situation and brings him back to Crystal City... but in this au, Crystal City has avoided being conquered by having *handwaves again* some kind of myserious, unknown, and impenetratable defense

A defense that get a lot less mysterious when Deadlock sees it from the inside, which now makes him a threat to Crystal City. Wing, of course, protests killing his friend? someone who hasn't yet done anything wrong, but they still cant let him leave...

To avoid alarming the populace by admitting an enemy soldier could threaten the secrets of the City, and to Wing's hesitance and Deadlock's outrage, "Drift" is to be integrated into life in the City as Wing's warbride

It's not uncommon for a mech in an invaded or conquered territory to catch a warrior's eye, and be brought back home as a "kept conjunx". Crystal City holds no outside territories, but venturing Knights still participate in this custom. If Deadlock doesn't want to spend the rest of his life in a cell, it's his best option for keeping some of his freedom in Crystal City

Wing, obviously, feels horribly guilty about this, not helped by his unspoken attraction to Drift. He swears to find a way for Drift to escape while still protecting the residents of the city. Drift was stripped of his guns, so he even secretly begins teaching Drift swordfighting, something that's banned for anyone other than the Knights of the Circle of Light. He doesn't want Drift to feel helpless, but if they get caught he's in trouble

But what they do in secret doesn't change the facts: terrifying deception Deadlock now has to act like a submissive conquest. He's expecing the next years to be torture, upholding appearances by being paraded about like a fancy pleasure drone as Wing yanks him around by a metaphorical (or maybe even literal) leash

That... isn't what happens

When the Circle said "integrated" they meant it. The other Knights have warbrides (I figure ocs) who accept Deadlock into the group with open arms. There's probably a little subplot I could do here with them being autobots and decepticons working together. It would be the first time Deadlock had ever actually felt a strong sense of community, Dead End and the Empire wouldn't have that, and it would start the path to shaking up his worldview on the war

And the way Wing treats him... Wing is... gentle. They go on dates, like a pair of ridiculous, smitten newbuilds. He sees the normal civilians of Crystal City, living a normal life unaffected by war. His instinctive reaction of disgust slowly changes over time, to something else that he can't quantify...

(A guiding hand around his hip, kisses pressed to his cheek. The most amorous thing they do in public is him cuddling into Wing's chest as Wing strokes his finials)

(They should be doing more than that. Crystal City isn't some utopia, plenty of Knights see fit to enjoy their warbrides in public in the "traditional" manner. Warbrides can and do take issue with their situation, hence why they've formed a community to support each other. But even under pressure from the Circle, Wing cannot bring himself to do that to Drift)

(Deadlock doesn't know how to feel when the other warbrides tell him that his relationship is like a fairy tale romance. They're right, after all: he is lucky to have a conjunx who cares)

The juicy part of this au for me is Deadlock realizing he likes the play-pretend. He likes how Wing treats him like something beautiful and delicate... struggling with the realization he's slowly grown to enjoy pretending to be "Drift", Wing's tamed former-deception wife, to the point where he isn't pretending anymore

Maybe some sort of plot thing happens that finally shakes the last of his loyalty to the Decepticon Empire and gets him more freedom, and after so many years of a loving relationship with Wing, he embraces being a resident of Crystal City. The City is far from perfect, but... it has Wing. It's painful, to finally choose to sacrifice being a warrior

He gets a rebuild that at first glance seems more civilian... but he would never be satisfied with being defenseless, so the new frame is covertly armored and insanely flexible (honestly I just want to give him his mtmte childbearing hips again)

The first time they have sex would be so emotionally crunchy, Wing trying so hard to apologize for the poor circumstances through action, tenderly making love to Deadlock like his nervous warbride is a virgin on his bonding night, the way Wing wanted to from the very beginning...

Constantly praising how beautiful he is, how indomitable in soul, how privileged Wing is to be able to call him wife... Deadlock is completely undone by the way Wing makes sure he feels special, valued, being so slow and careful with his pleasure, like he's a blushing noble waif instead of a hardened gun-for-hire

(Like he's worth the effort)

Either wrift lives happily ever after (for a given value of such, Drift is still kidnapped) or more bullshit happens and I write it up in a second post. Honestly will probably make a second post because I can't resist writing about pregnant Drift and I didn't even mention that in all this nonsense

[asirensrage]

how y'all doing? I had a two hour massage today and my shoulder still hurts but it's better than this morning so we're good.

[slightly-crimson-tornado]

After talking it over with Jason, Bryce agrees to give therapy a try for the sake of her crumbling family. But just how effective can these session be when the dark knight is constantly lying to the good Doctor Pike? Unwilling to place herself or her loved ones in danger, Bryce adopts the identity of Roberta Todd and weaves her complicated life into something a bit more mundane in a series of sessions that will have Gotham’s hero confront her thoughts and feelings on a variety of subjects.

Each chapter will be their own separate therapy session

The Gotham Princess series

[perhaps-only-a-mirage]

ahh hello everyone! i am back, and i bring you all Sprites. Again

i've made these over a fairly long time period, not much spriting done! but that's OK. first up... johnathan goes White Mode o_o

...more specifically, i tried my best to revamp his existing trickster sprite, to look a rather bit cleaner. seriously, have you ever zoomed in on the original one???? it's so messy, and i have no idea why.. so strange! anyway i really like how the beta kids have different, non-cherub, possibly calmer trickster modes. i wish we got to see the other beta kids in it! i tried remaking tricky dave in his normal record outfit, but eh, turning the record into a donut is also actually a Lot harder than you'd think

OK, coming up next... tAVris!! but no, not tAVrisprite... Tavristroll!!!

aaaa i still wish we got more from the troll-combo-sprites, they had so much narrative potential, ESPECIALLY tAVris, i mean come on q_q

i'm quite happy with this sprite, i really do think it reads pretty well! it was much more of a challenge than you'd think. i'd love to make regular troll versions of all the other trollsprites, but ugh, the horns aren't combined on the others, and i'm not sure i have the skill nor patience to recreate them accurately. oh well!

..yep, that's it! just the two of them. but are they not worthy of your appreciation ? if not, full refunds will be handed out by request :-p

[colourfulplague]

Blood Orange

[sophieinwonderland]

"Biggest takeaway though is to never trust somebody who is trying to tell you the “real” truth about a practice, but provides ZERO sources for anything. "

Reminds me of something I looked into recently out of curiosity. It was about whether hand dryers are sanitary or not. I found a website saying they are perfectly sanitary and they had written a somewhat long article about it. I looked at the hyperlinks in the article (because those must be linking to their sources that backs up their claims, right?) and it just led to a different place on their website talking about the benefits of hand dryers over paper towels or something. Their other hyperlinks were pretty much the same, i.e. linking to another article on their own website with no scientific studies in sight. Then I looked into the website more properly, and it turns out they are actually a company that sells hand dryers lmao.

They basically just made a ton of claims with zero evidence to back up their claims + vested interest. I genuinely hope everyone realizes the ridiculousness of this, but I wouldn't be surprised if surprisingly many people think that website is a valid source...

Lol!

The hyperlinks that go to other pages from the same website are something that you really have to look out for. Because there are way too many websites that will end up using themselves as their source. Which I guess could be fine if we are talking about a reputable news organization. Obviously, if somebody was interviewed by the New York Times, it wouldn't be that weird for the New York Times to hyperlink to that interview as a source.

But more often than not, you will find shady websites that are making baseless claims, then linking themselves as the source with no backing from any sort of reputable sources. And you will just end up dragged into a circle of links to that same website.

[yuno-zero]

mollins doodles

[weather-rep-rt]

have i seen a single episode of one piece?? no

does that stop me from being earthshatteringly horny for zoro?? hell no i want that man on his knees sucking my cock.i want him beneath me with a red face & tears in his eyes while i rail him cockdumb

[clown-demon]

"Dos-kun Dos-kun DOS-KUN~~~~!" He's trying to summon Fyodor.