#sorta!! it sucks that it happened and spilled a drink everywhere

[rexscanonwife]

Me in my dreams: *stands my own against Darth Maul, a badass*

Me irl: *somehow shattered a glass cup on nothing at work and cuts up my hand*

[kideternity]

For the ask game: Helena Bertinelli, Selina Kyle, Cassandra Cain, Harper Row, Dinah Lance, Diana Prince & Stephanie Brown

Oh god oh yea okay hold on op this will get long (under read more)

Helena Bertinelli

How I feel about this character: I adore her 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 literally my wife my muse my love

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Dinah, Karen, Renee

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Helena and Eel, John Henry and Zauriel ^_^ also think she and Vic Sage should have “LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO!” Energy together

My unpopular opinion about this character: I love Barbara dont get me wrong but shes an AWWFUUUUUULL friend to Helena 😭😭😭 like I LITERALLY CANNOT GET OVER HOW BABS CANONICALLY BEFRIENDED HELENA SOLELY TO MANIPULATE HER ORIGINALLY... not to mention all of that unnecessary beef over dick and like OTHER PEOPLE calling Helena batgirl.....

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish she stayed with the justice league for more time so much 😭😭😭 I have a soft spot for JLA (1997) always its my fav critically examined run but MAN helena getting fired when the first run was ending pissed me off!!!!

my OTP: Probably right now Dinahelena? Tie between Reneehelena and that one

my cross over ship: I don’t have a ton of non dc media I like but Liz sherman from hellboy maybe

a headcanon fact: She has a wine cooler in her car at all times for people to grab a drink from if needed, the only rule she has is to try not to spill it everywhere because it’s a bitch to get out of her leather seats

Selina Kyle

How I feel about this character: Admittedly idk a ton about Selina I need to haul ass on reading catwoman solos 😭 I've had a complicated relationship with her but as of right now I like her! I think she’s cool

All the people I ship romantically with this character: All i'm turning up is Zatanna bc my friend writes really good zee/selina fics wjwjajajwua stan randy!!!!!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: I am like OBSESSED w the small little friendship tidbits Helena B and Selina have....... its not suer amazing or anything but huntress year old Selina insta best friending helena made me 🥺

My unpopular opinion about this character: IM NOT REALLY SURE WHY SELINA IS CONSIDERED A GOTHAM CITY SIREN NGL.... like its most likely definitely me knowing nothing Abt popular characters but its just always struck me as kinda weird/the only thing ivy harley and selina have in common is like. The most well known bad women in gotham

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I WISH WE GOT TO SEE MORE OF HER MENTORING KITRINA FALCONE...... FUCKING CATGIRL..... LIKE SHE JUST FUCKING SHIPS HER OFF TO A BOARDING HOUSE AND THEN WE NEVER SEE KITRINA AGAIN LIKE I GET WHY BUT MAN MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!!!

my OTP: idk sry !

my cross over ship: Felicia hardy purely because its just really fucking funny to me

a headcanon fact: Selina fucking hates Gnort more then anything imaginable

Cassandra Cain

How I feel about this character: I like her!!!!! Definitely my second favourite batkid after Duke ^_^

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Steph

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Duke! Ultimate siblings. Also just like the idea of Lonnie and Cass getting along bc they tell old men they suck

My unpopular opinion about this character: Cass should not be able to beat everybody. She should not be able to beat people of unimaginable power such as Dr Fate. Like I think she could defeat normal fighters, or maybe enhanced fighters, but actual metas and magic casters etc I don’t think she would be able to, especially since iirc she almost fucking died fighting metahuman assassins??? So

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I know we all say it but let cass be batman v_v but also let her be batman and let carrie Kelly be her batwoman so that they can absolutely hate each other I wanna see that play out

my OTP: Stephcass im basic

my cross over ship: n/a

a headcanon fact: Duke introduced her to heavy metal now she cant get enough of it

Stephanie Brown

How I feel about this character: I like her! I still need to continue reading her batgirl solo and more but I like her! Good character!

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Cass

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Lonnie ^_^ Rebirth lonnie is literally so OOC and nasty I don’t wanna hear any bs abt how its ‘better’ but I did like the idea of Steph and Lonnie being friends and I think it'd work still with Lonnie’s good characterisation

My unpopular opinion about this character: Timsteph is a bad ship its objectively bad and I hate it a lot also Steph kissing Tim knowing he was dating Arianna was shitty writing/a dick move on her part i just hate all of it its comp het the ship

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: OKAY I NEED TO READ MORE STEPH COMICS FIRST but I am perpetually haunted by my idea of steph in the future becoming huntress.... I Ponder It

my OTP: Stephcass lol

my cross over ship: Gwen Stacy and Steph could be fun :O

a headcanon fact: She doesn’t like condiments unless it’s say, syrup for waffles

Harper Row

How I feel about this character: I used to be like obseeeeeeessed with harper used to think abt her 24/7 but ive mellowed down a lot.... havent read her comics in like literally ages...... still love her a lot tho

All the people I ship romantically with this character: nobody 😔

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Steph and Cass being Harper’s friends was always cute to me also I like when I think both or just Steph was Harper’s roommate it was fun

My unpopular opinion about this character: Mostly nobody seems to fucking care about her 🙄 you guys cry for gay batkids 24/7 but you wont even acknowledge harper existed........ smh

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: that she stuck around more : ( i liked how her brother cullen sorta became this like oracle esque figure so I like the idea of her being a vigilante in some place like bludhaven maybe w Cullen giving tech support

my OTP: n/a :/

my cross over ship: not really a ship but maybe Miles and Harper teaming up one time?

a headcanon fact: Would really like to own a pet snake

Dinah Lance

How I feel about this character: I love women.... I love this woman.......

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Ollie, Helena

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Babs :] best friends 4ever !

My unpopular opinion about this character: Dinahs done a lot of fucked up things and like i dont even mean like in a “its bad writing way” i mean just like consistently dinah is not perfect and she shouldnt be regarded as such and i dont like when people do

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Wish she stayed with the JSA longer :[ I really liked her with the JSA it was fun!!!!

my OTP: Dinahelena 💜🖤🤍💛

my cross over ship: n/a

a headcanon fact: She's really bad at cooking most dishes

Diana Prince

How I feel about this character: I LOVE HER a very interesting character with a lot of interesting lore

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Zatanna, Natasha Teranova

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Clark and Bruce ^_^ they are her close friends and teammates and I want absolutely nothing to go on between them. Ever.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Not abt diana specifically But damn yall when the fuck you guys gonna actually.... talk about diana.... like when are you going to make metaposts about her and hot takes and so on as much as you do for ppl like bruce

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: She and Natasha should have gotten married whilst in space together period it was homophobia to have Natasha just go back to russia and never show up ever again

my OTP: Wondermagics

my cross over ship: not a ship again but LET HELLBOY TEAM UP W DIANA

a headcanon fact: She's really good at pottery! Especially during the sculpting stage

[am-i-invisible777]

Tea Party

Cute lil Marvel and Reader(sorta) Fic

This idea came to me, like, two or three months ago. Then I completely forgot about it. Then I remembered it at 3:20AM and frantically wrote this dumpster fire you see here. This was written in 30 minutes, I am very tired. Might come back to someday if someone wants me to. Many mistakes throughout this thing, I didn’t proofread it, did I mention I was tired? Probably better in my head. I’m sorry. No shipping unless you try very hard to make it a shipping thing. Let’s just pretend that all the Avengers are alive and BFFs and live together, kay? Lol, first Marvel fic, go me. 

Summary: You have a Tea Party with the Avengers. Fluff and ridiculous attire up ahead. Set in the first person. (Oh, and you have levitation powers, what are those called? Telekinesis?)

“Mr. Stark, would you like some more tea?” I asked as politely as possible, trying to hold in my giggle. The billionaire gave me a smile and adjusted the comically small, bright pink hat that adorned his head.

“Of course kid, I’d love some.” he said while holding out his teacup. My smile widened for a second before it shifted along with my mood. I concentrated on the teapot sat in the middle of the table, eyebrows furrowed and tongue peeking out, I put all my energy into focusing on the one object. Holding both my hands out and flexing my fingers, I was able to slowly lift the pot up. Shaking slightly, the white and purple pot moved carefully towards Tony before I was finally able to tilt it gently, pouring a generous amount of tea in his cup.

“I did it!” I excitedly breathed, beaming to myself. I was a bit too excited since I almost spilled the rest of the tea into Tony’s lap.

Almost. 

He seemed proud of me though, nodding in approval as he took a long sip of the drink. His approval was something I always strived for, making sure he was around when I practiced and perfected my powers. I still wasn’t good, couldn’t control them well, and was banned from going on missions until I had a full grasp on them, but I knew I was getting better.

“Mr. Sam?” I turned to look at the man sat beside me, not particularly looking happy or upset. Still, he chuckled lowly while fiddling with the large gold feather boa I insisted he wears.

“You do know you can just call me Sam, right?”

“I don’t want to be impolite.” I whispered to him with wide eyes, speaking as if he suggested I arm-wrestle the Hulk. My reaction caused a few giggles at the table, allowing me to smile along with them and stop shaking my own teacup.

“Alright, alright, gimme some more tea.” Sam said, rolling his eyes and pushing his cup forward.

“Sam, ask nicely.” Steve said curtly, holding his cup with both hands and taking a small sip. Sam dismissively shook him off and I could tell the captain rolled his eyes, even behind his gigantic white sunglasses.

“May I please have some more tea, our dear sweet hostess?” Sam asked sarcastically. I gave him a short nod and dragged the pot over with my powers, shaking slightly less as I poured his cup and set the pot back in the middle.

I think was learning.

“Bucky, do you want some honey?” I asked as sweetly as I could.

“No thanks, doll, I-”

“Oh...I-I wasn’t referring to you, Mr. Barnes…” I quietly interrupted him, wishing I didn’t after I saw how his face fell.

“...then...who were you…?” he trailed off before his eyes landed on the Bucky Bear I had sitting right next to me in a pink highchair. The teddy was the only one at the table I let have the cookies and other treats I baked. Sam was struggling to hold back his laughter while Natasha wasn’t, laughing at the disappointed looking Bucky in a cowboy hat and red tie.

“What did the bear say in return?” Thor asked, staring at the plush intently, as if he was waiting for it to move.

“Brother, for the last time-” Loki sighed, bringing his scarf down to talk and explain to Thor for the umpteenth time that the teddy bear doesn’t actually speak. Thor cut him off by waving his pirate hat in his face and telling him to ‘shush’. The God of thunder nodded for me to continue, as if Loki had cut me off before I could answer. I looked down at my bucky bear, leaning down and pretending that he was whispering something into my ear. I nodded and smiled, sitting up to look at Thor.

“He said he’d love some honey.” I responded, starting to levitate the small jar towards me. Thor nodded slowly, eyes never leaving me as I struggled to open the sticky honey jar.

“Fascinating. Your ability to communicate with these creatures while no one else can amazes me.” Thor said with a proud smile. Bruce snickered into his cup beside him, he was the one who told Thor that the bear could speak but only I could understand it.  

Loki rolled his eyes and brought the scarlet scarf up to cover his mouth again while I gave my Bucky Bear two dollops of honey. Seeing as the real Bucky still wasn’t smiling, I set the honey down and pursed my lips.

“Um...Mr. Barnes? Would you like…” I trailed off, looking for something to offer the winter soldier. My eyes landed on the plate of treats that I had given the teddy. “...a cookie?” He gave me a small smirk in response.

“Are you sure the bear wouldn’t mind?” He asked, causing me to smile at him.

“I’m sure he wouldn’t mind sharing one cookie, right Bucky Bear?” I leaned over to pat the animal on its fuzzy head.  

“...what did it say?” Thor whispered, causing Loki to groan.

“Bucky Bear is a gentleman. He doesn’t mind sharing his snacks.” I answered, putting a cookie on a plate and giving it to Bucky with my actual hands.

“Such a generous kid.” Rhodey commented from under his princess hat.

“Yes, yes he is.” I quipped.

“Hey, wait. No, hold on!” Scott started, giving me an incredulous look ever since I handed over the cookie. “That bear’s been hogging all the snacks the entire time and now he’s suddenly charitable?!” he nearly stood up from the table, causing some of the glitter on his body to disperse everywhere.

“Suck it, Scott.” Bucky mumbled, or at least I think that’s what he said. He currently had a mouthful of cookie and wasn’t exactly using any table manners at the moment.

“Hi, yes, I’d also love dessert?” Tony jokingly said, raising his hand.

“I’ll drink to that.” Natasha agreed, finishing the rest of her tea.

“I swear, that lemon pound cake is just calling my name.” Bruce joined in, moving his St. Patrick's Day shades to his forehead to wink at the plate.

“...I thought we were just supposed to wait until she offered it to us…” Rhodey said quietly.

“Favoritism.” Scott pouted and sat down as I was making no effort to hand anyone anything.

“Ha-ha.” Bucky teased while wiping his hands on his pants, smiling wider now--much to my relief.

“Hey, guys? Can we stop ruining her tea party?” Steve asked, politely setting down his now empty cup on his plate.

“This tea is cold.” Sam commented, looking down in his cup.

“I am Groot.”

“Wait, I’m confused, are we getting those treats or not?” Wanda asked, looking at the rest of the table.

I couldn’t help but laugh at everyone. Moving the plates containing the sugary sweets to the center using my powers, I stood up and gently lifted the now surprisingly empty teapot with the same hand. I gave a side glance to Dr. Strange who had been suspiciously quiet for a little too long. He averted my eyes for a moment, tapping one finger on the rim of his cup, but the smile he had on his face told me everything.

“I’ll go get more tea guys...is that okay?” I asked, having a chorus of different affirmations tossed my way before heading towards the kitchen. My pace quickened once I heard Sam and Bucky start to argue over who would get the apple fritter.

These kinds of moments, kinds of days...they don’t happen often. I swear I could hear the thunderous laughter from my spot in the kitchen. A small smile tugged at my lips as I prepared to make another pot of tea.

Another successful tea party.

Bonus:

“Hey Peter.” I greeted the boy as he walked in. He smiled widely at me and bumped my shoulder playfully.

“Hey...where is everyone?” he questioned, setting his backpack down on a table.

“My room, we’re having a tea party.” I said nonchalantly, watching the kettle heat up.

“Oh, okay then.” he said and started walking over when he suddenly stopped and turned around. “...wait, a what?”

not tagging mutuals since I don’t want ya’ll to see this, watch me delete when I wake up. 

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AAAAA TOOOOOM~

I’ve had a lot of messages asking about A Tom interactions, so here it is!! I got to spend a good chunk of time with him :]

A Tom was a wild ride from start to finish.

I had a little bit of an interaction earlier when I was mostly talking with Hojoon. I was wearing long sleeves, and my sweater's sleeve had started to fall up while I had my hands up, exposing my wrist piercings (two dermals, one on each wrist). While talking to Hojoon, I noticed that A Tom was staring. Getting his attention, I asked if he wanted to see - this is a super common thing. I have people ask me to look at them all the time at work. He nodded, mouth full of food, and I leaned over the table just a bit to show him. After staring for a moment, a new wave of food came by and he literally ate off the serving plate. Its good, because Hojoon looked a bit uncomfortable (more with his story). 

A while after, we mentioned that someone at that end of the table thought A Tom was handsome/they were biased with him, and Manager went "Tommy! Tommy!!" A Tom perked, asparagus still hanging from his mouth as he played musical chairs and swapped around. (The fact that he goes by 'Tommy' is one of my favorite things.)

"Australia?? Are you from Australia?" And we corrected him "No, America" and his eyes light up.

"Americaaaaa! I like America, I like Americans!"

I almost made a comment about 'at least someone does', but I didn't think he would catch my sarcasm well so I refrained.

He asked where we were from, and we told him Salt Lake. He perked. "New York!?"

"No, A Tom."

He looked confused for a minute, so I pulled out my phone. While I pulled up where we were from, I tried to tell him it was where the Olypmics were since the other members seemed to know about that. When it loaded, A Tom straight up took my phone OUT OF MY HAND and scrolled through pictures. "Oh, its pretty!!"

"Yea, theres a lot of mountains. And snow."

He started to just go through my phone at that point. Finally, when he set it down, he looked around and started asking everyone how old we were - I had learned by now this would happen with every single member.

Laira and I are near PGoon's age, and we mentioned we were Noona's, and he asked "Oh, PGoon?" And we nodded. He looked at Rae and asked if she was a noona, and she shook her head and he goes "Oh! Dongsaeng!! Chingu, friend!" He then fist bumped her. It was cute, so we all laughed - until he turned to us and goes "Ahjumma~"

Laira and Cheri's faces both dropped. I sat there like a dumbass and nodded, going 'sure!', which of course made him laugh in the very typical A Tom style. Laira was not pleased, and he picked up on this, going “Sorry, sorry!” 

I was confused, and it wasn’t until later I found out that he was  calling us Grandma’s. 

He then started asking everyone their name, and asking how to spell it since he wasn't entirely used to western names. When it got to me he was very confused (Des, they were understanding as 'death' or DETH - I had to pull out my phone again and spell it so he understood). With Rae he got REAL excited because apparently he likes an artist that's spelled the same way her name is, so he asked me for my phone again - this time I gave him my iPod, it's less dangerous to go through that. He pulled up Apple Music and started to go through my library until I switched it over and he put the artist in. (After he went through my music and ended up in my Vocaloid section. He asked me for help after that).

"Listen - if you like Rap, they're good! You like rap?"

We love rap and hip hop, so we told him yes. He grinned.

"You like rappers~?"

Once again, we told him yes. And at this point, Laira decides to spill the beans on Rae.

"She really likes rap - and she thinks you're handsome!"

A Tom grinned. "I am handsome~"

I couldn't stop laughing. His playful self confidence just SCREAMED Gemini, and it was funny, even if he was being extremely casual. I still prefer it over a fake persona.

He pulled his drink closer and started to talk about how he liked coffee a lot - he was drinking it black, over ice, through a bendy straw. It seemed to really fit his personality, honestly. Laira pointed something out I didn't really notice.

"A Tom, what happened to your hand?"

He looked down at his thumb - it was entirely wrapped in a bandage, it looked like it had been sprained or something. "Oh, this?" He leaned back and sighed. "It was a fight."

"A fight??"

"Yea.. 17 men."

Are you serious. We played along.

"Oh, really?" I leaned forward a bit, "All trying to fight you?"

"Yea, man!" He grinned.

"Did you win?"

"Of course! I fought them, all 17.” He paused barely for dramatic effect, “All at once!"

I wanted to make a reference to Old Boy at this point, but almost deemed it inappropriate. He sat, smiling and nodding for a bit, before he looked across us all.

"....I was playing basketball."

We laughed, so did he.

"Yea, just tell people you fought the 17 men."

He laughed at my joke and pulled his drink forward again.

I finally couldn’t take it anymore. I really wanted to give some of the members their stuff. "We brought presents!"

"Present?" He set his drink down, and I nodded and pointed to the two duffel bags sitting next to him - his eyes almost bulged out of his head.

"...For us?"

"Yea!"

"What is it?"

"Lots of stuff!"

He continued to stare at the bags, so I leaned over just a bit. "....Do you wanna see?"

When he nodded, I unzipped the bag - A Tom was the first person we started handing things out to, so I dug through the contents and pulled out his labeled bag of candy and card. I handed them to him and he looked over them, and grinned.

"Is this chocolate?"

"Yea!"

He laughed, then proceeded to speak in an American accent, saying "Chocolate" mostly over and over again. He looked at the bag - at this point I felt the need to point out something vital.

"Oh, some stuff in there you can't eat."

He looked up. "What?"

We had put honey sticks in, and also glow sticks, so I pulled out some of the glowsticks and cracked them and shook them before putting one around his wrist. It was super bright in the room, so the effects weren’t very apparent. Cupping his hand over his wrist, he looked down into the shining glowstick. “Aww right...We clubbin’!” He laughed and waved his arm around, seeming rather pleased.

Laira grinned. “Would you like to take us to some clubs? We don’t know where any are!!” 

A Tom lowered his arm, “Ah...I actually don’t really like clubs....” He laughed, seeming almost sheepish at this. 

“No, thats okay!” I shook my own head, “We’ve been nervous to go to any alone.. But what about arcades?” He looked up, “What kind?” I wasn’t really sure what he meant, really. We had been to an arcade the day before that seemed like a Nickle-cade or something similar we’d have in America, but we had also seen a couple of claw-machines that were labeled arcade. Knowing that he’d done a ‘date’ type video before at one of those, we  started talking about those. “The claw machines!” He stared, looking puzzled. Laira then began to pantomime a claw machine reaching down and taking a toy, with her balled up fist being the toy. He watched, seeming very amused, and then laughed.    “Oh!! Doll machines!” We nodded, “Yea, those!! We have a bunch by our hotel!!” We started telling him stories about how we got a bunch the other day and how a guy even stopped to help us get them. The entire time, he was nodding and listening, going over the bag of candy we had given him.

"...Pop rocks!!!" He pointed these out.

"Yea! You don't have those here, do you?"

"No, but I know what they are."

I reached under and pulled out another one of A Tom's gifts - Twister. I handed it to him, and his eyes sorta went wide.

"What...What!?"

I explained how you put the mat on the floor, and how we were sure he's seen other people do it and play it, and we told him we thought it would be a fun thing to live stream on V or something. He seemed to like that idea.

Even though he had been extremely casual, I'm sure he was worried that he had crossed a line into offensive territory without meaning to. We told him a few times that he hadn't, and that he was fine.

I have an obsession with hair, so now was around the time I decided to ask A Tom about his.

"A Tom, do you like having your shorter hair?" I was mostly curious because BJoo and Hansol both stated that they preferred their hair shorter and more natural now. Seeing that A Tom was younger than them and we hadn’t gotten a chance to speak to Yano much, I was curious.

He looked at me for a sec, and smiled, running his hand along the side of his head as he seemed to think. He did this a lot while he spoke, actually.

"It's not bad! It looks good."

We asked him if he liked it better than his old 'broccoli' hair and he was quiet again for a minute.

"I'm not teasing!" I assured him, a bit worried that he thought we were. "We liked it, a lot! But its new, so we were wondering since other members changed too."

He sighed, still smiling. "I miss it. That was my favorite hair, but Korea hated it - so I change to something they liked."

I genuinely felt bad. That sucks. We all expressed sympathy for him and he shook his head.

"See! This is why I like my fans - they liked the Broccoli hair like I did!" He picked up his drink and gave us a flirty, 'idol' look. "I love you guys~"

"We love you too, A Tom!!"

He was taking a sip of his coffee right as we said this, and I don't think he expected such an enthusiastic response, because he snorted into his coffee and slid back in his chair. There was an intense search for Napkins, and Laira offered him to use her sleeve (which he was adamant on not taking), but I think after that he was embarrassed regardless of how much we tried to console him.  That was around the time that Xero started to yell that he was coming over to hang out with us and more or less kicked A Tom out of his seat. I didn't get to see much more of A Tom later on, he sorta just moseyed around. He was leaving his stuff strewn around everywhere, so I grabbed his card and handed it back to him to make sure he took it before he ran off.