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ESO: MW - beginning of the main quest + Balmora and the outskirts

Very nice of them to apparently restrict the bookshelves to the chapter's books. The office in Seyda Neen immediately provides a lot of regional info.

Some galaxy-brained outlander book writer: Night Mother is Mephala actually! Me, who has never interacted with the Dark Brotherhood beyond fighting them: okay... sounds fake but okay...

It's so funny how Azura just hijacks a random person for a few seconds. She doesn't even say anything particularly important! Only picks up some poor woman like a ragdoll, says hi and leaves.

Ohh now I recognize this tomb from Morrowind! When I first played ESO, I stumbled here blindly after the quest marker, but now I could follow the familiar road and there it was.

At first I wondered why the dialogue with Canon Llevule used a wide camera angle instead of a usual close-up... Then I saw the dog in the background.

The tomb interior is so detailed and pretty.

Dunmer meditate in their ancestors' tombs, as I just learned.

Why are there skulls on spikes in the ashpits? Seems disrespectful...

That poor ancestor is like "No, no, that comes later... Have you really summoned me to talk about the wrong game?"

I had to do it. Before meeting Vivec for real, I had to equip all my Jester's getup for old times' sake. I didn't do the whole April Fools routine, just the bow. That throne room scene was surreal to witness again after I sat through it a dozen times months ago...

"On Moving Ebonheart" continues to be stupid.

The Archcanon's quarters look lovely... And he has not even one but two musical instruments! I'm jealous!

Omg the divination ritual looked really cool! I didn't expect this thing in the middle of the room just rotate and turn into a pool! Or for the tiny yellow stones in the images of Almalexia and Sotha Sil to actually act as their representatives/vessels of their power!

I'm sorry, "Balmora" is pronounced LIKE THAT? "BALL-mora"?! I guess it makes sense, they pronounce "Molag Bal" in a similar way, but I'm pretty sure it sounded very different in Morrowind! Well, let's write this off as language changing over the centuries...

Aw, the library is so pretty!

Is it just me, or is the face quality better than in the base game? I stare at every other NPC I talk to because they're all so handsome! (Except Vivec, lol)

I still don't like the decision to make Balmora a Redoran territory... I understand that it make sense that the land distribution is different from 800 years into the future. But it just make sense that the House with the bug as its symbol lives in bug-shell houses! They didn't take the fungal towers from Telvanni! (Even if they, inexplicably, made them look more like disgusting flesh growths than mushrooms or vines)

Oh, and just after writing out this complaint, I pick up a letter that says that Suran and Balmora actually do use "Hlaalu architecture when the contract clearly called for the utilization of a more dignified Redoran design". So at least that one wasn't retconned... And it explains why this territory eventually came into Hlaalu's possession. Got outsmarted, didn't you, meatheads... :D

Lmao does the Redoran councilor really have the same voice as about 80% of male Nords? Hello again, Shalidor...

Ashur is handsome and has a pleasant and well-acted voice. Is he popular with the fandom?

Heh, I can wager a guess on who Veya's mentor is...

Vestige, taking a mental note: Wait, is this the woman who helped me escape a slaver ship a year or so ago? She seems to know me better than I know her. Hmm, I really need to take Meridia's offer of time travel...

Um, why am I just naming Naryu to this councilor? Didn't I just get lectured about how she values keeping her identity secret?

I got discovered immediately after stealing the quest item. I am a big fat orc who summons hurricanes and wears a hat with bells on it! As you can guess, stealth isn't my forte!

The questline in Balmora is interesting, but I keep thinking about how my Dunmer characters would see it, as opposed to the Orc who has no loyalties at stake. The Ashlander would be happy to have an opportunity to help her people, but it happens in the middle of the quest, and at the beginning it's about helping a House councilor, which she is not interested in. On the other hand, the moderately traditionalist Redoran would be uncomfortable at keeping things from his councilor, even if it's for his daughter, and would agree with him on the land dispute.

Lol Naryu is like an anime character. "You thought you fooled me but I actually expected it all along" over and over again

A bigoted brute who took the framed man's job turned out to be guilty? You don't say!

"Blessed Almalexia's Fables for Morning" might be even more depressing than the original. It's surprising this nation isn't MORE fucked up!

Ooh, this final choice is going to be difficult for my Dunmer dude if I ever get to this quest with him... I'm afraid he would go for the cruel option. But Veya appears in Summerset regardless, I've heard?

A cynic's summary of this quest line: "Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count".

The Balmora temple is pretty but so underwhelming as a religious building. It looks more like a library - and not a serious one at that! There are only three shrines, very tiny and brown. I'm sure many player homes have more ritual objects than this! Strange, especially considering how strict and religious this country is. You'd think a temple would not look so secular.

The Memory Stone quest has ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS writing and acting. I can't believe this is the quest that people on Reddit mentioned as something that made them cry! And it's hard to believe that it can exist right near something so complex as the Releth questline.

Balmora leaves me with mixed feelings. It's beautiful, and the main quest is good. But most of the doors are locked, and there's nobody to talk to. It feels empty, and so did Seyda Neen; I didn't get this feeling in the base game or Orsinium, and the Imperial City is supposed to be a wasteland.

The moon sugar delve quest has a difficult choice :/ I took pity on the Khajit, but I feel bad for the addict ex-cop. Even if this guy only grows the moon sugar for himself, we just saw how easily the crop can be taken over by real skooma dealers. I'd turn him and his notes in... but I shudder to imagine what Dunmer cops might do to a prisoner - especially to a Khajit.

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