#sorry this is so long too...

[mawaru-kagami]

For the bingo: Asakiku (of course ❤️)!!! oh!! and Ineffable Husbands!!

So sorry this took me a month (ー_ー;)

First, about the bingo card: while some of the options don't match my own enthusiasm/level of feeling (like "sure i can see it"), I still checked everything that's technically correct. Additionally, the pink heart options are things that, while they don't match my personal headcanons/interpretation, I'm absolutely cool with in fanworks! (Also, editing the cards on mobile = hell w/ my shaky hands 🙃)

AsaKiku

Where do I begin with these two? This May, I believe, it was exactly a decade since I realised that hey, new OTP. (So happy 10th AsaKikuversary to meee 🥳🥳🥳) Soon after, I came to the understanding that they were *the* OTP. The *One*. Like, there are OTPs - of which I have several - and then there's AsaKiku. And I can't very well explain why that is, but I suppose that, to me, they're the world's easiest puzzle. They just fit, and make such perfect sense. They're so utterly lovely together. And to this day, they still bring me so, *so* much joy and comfort. I just absolutely love and adore their canon relationship - that sort of awkward, yet undoubtedly supportive and respectful friendship they share. They're so sweet to each other, and match each other's temperament so well. Every single interaction they've had is *so* good. And the part w/ Kiku running up the hill to find Arthur = peak fucking romance. I could go on about all this, were it not for my fatigue (so don't worry, I'll stop soon!). Though, honestly, I wish I could put it in fewer & better words...

My one gripe about canon AsaKiku is that they're under-utilised. There have been *so* many moments over the years where Hima absolutely could have had them interact - where that would've made sense, but didn't happen. (I know he once said something about them being quite similar in certain ways, and therefore lacking "explosive power", so I suppose they're not haha funny enough for him to use a lot. Guess they just get along too well 🤷‍♀️)

In summary: AsaKiku holds a very special magic over me; they're basically part of my personality at this point. My merch collection is...embarrassingly large, and my dream is to someday finish a fic I'm actually pleased with ;; (No other ship has inspired *nearly* as many fic attempts as they have. My ideas for them are probably past 100 by now...)

And finally, I would be amiss not to give a shout out to all my fellow dedicated AsaKiku fans out there<33333

Also: BINGO! (Vertical counts, right?)

~

Ineffable Husbands

And then there's *these* two. Goodness. My oldest ship, and my very first OTP - the one that taught me what the term even *meant*, way back in the day.

Yin yang, two halves of a perfect whole. The ultimate slowburn, beating unfathomable odds. Transcending gender, labels, and even our human understanding of love... Ineffable indeed. (Yes they make me get all poetic, sorry.)

I'm so glad they have each other, to rely on and commiserate with and just...be themselves around. They really bring out the best in each other, shining an encouraging light on each other's true nature, true self.

I adore everything about them, from how wonderfully they complement each other, to their silly arguments about trivial things (music, Crowley's driving, etc), to the fact that, as confirmed by Neil, they like holding hands ♡

I still can't believe we're getting s2... Completely *new* content with them!?!? I can't wait!!! (I just wish Terry was here to share in the excitement ♡)

Aaand BINGO!

[gongyussy]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

[egophiliac]

looking at next month's schedule and between the end of 7-12 and the wishing lantern event it's like

February is officially RIDDLE MONTH, brace yourselves to be absolutely blasted into ashes everybody

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."

[hotdogmchiggin]

Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

[sentate]

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[blee-bleep]

took time out of this finals week to redraw this precious frame. i love marcille and izutsumi's big-sister, little sister dynamic, so precious

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[cirrus-grey]

[chloesimaginationthings]

This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..

[bobbydabob]

No cartoons today. I am full of surprises

[paintedcrows]

Evening in the Lab

[kaleidoscore]

Hey there! Welcome to Indigo Park! My name's Rambley - Rambley the Raccoon!

[st4ngray]

Haven’t finished the game yet did this happen

[gotchibam]

Shiny Mimikyu, Shiny Sylveon, and Shiny Whimsicott ko-fi doodle for wanderbanana! ✨

[wishing-well-art]

Knee deep in the passenger's seat or whatever