#sorry this is embarassing

[reputayswift]

Hate that I’m at an age where every hairdresser, dental hygienist, etc. asks me if I’m seeing anyone…as if finding someone whose beliefs, schedule, personality, and location are compatible with yours (all while being attractive AND attracted to you) isn’t like. a Herculean task.

[catholickedd]

SHE GAVE HER LIFE TO STOP HIM FROM EVER WEARING THAT CROWN AGAIN

OF COURSE SHE WOULD RIP THROUGH TIME TO BRING HIM BACK

DO WE KNOW IF SHE KNOWS HIM, IN THE STATE THAT SHE IS IN???

DOES SHE KNOW HERSELF???

OF COURSE SHE KNOWS HIM SHE LOVES HIM SHE LOVES HIM SHE LOVES HIM THROUGH TIME AND SPACE AND

EVEN IF GOLB IS GOLB THERE IS STILL BETTY IN IT AND AS LONG AS THERE IS BETTY THERE IS LOVE FOR SIMON

[raggedytiger]

*writes on chalkboard* i'm very sorry for making them look like reagan ridley and ms frizzle

[brodorokihousuke]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

[kat1nkulta]

Hi i’m reaching soo hard but.

It’s not a 1-1 match, moreso about the habits? Nervous arm clutch, leaning forward when mad, clasping hands a lot, the smug side lean. Loop shares the most similarities with Siffrin, but I like to think they picked up some habits from the party too (after all they had a looong time to memorize those😁)

[mizaruwu]

They grew

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wake up wintersberg nation

[da-janela-lateral]

Silly boy why are you trying to kiss your boyfriend when you're too drowsy to see him

[panakoui]

post canon laishuro prelude :>

[22bananapudding]

an observation

[anamdreams69]

iii wans't sure i was going to post this...

[pluviatrix]

zephyr is 5'3. let the games begin

PS: lae'zel knows two outliers and has no other data points. hence:

[shalomniscient]

I don't know why Feixiao gives me himbo energy (i know she doesn't complete the trifecta bc she's smart) i think it's the wholesome jock vibes idk.

Which reminds me, I feel like Feixiao would go full on Gomez Addams on her S/O if given the chance. Absolutely shameless about her affection.

ur so right about everything u mentioned anon. wholesome jock feixiao is SO real like she's the embodiment of buff gf who helps you lift your furniture when you wanna redecorate or move out. also hdsfjhskdfj feixiao in a varsity jacket over a big hoodie in loose jeans........... the sleeper build boyfriend(gn) fit of all time........... head in hands i need to be her pretty academia girlfriend SO BADDD

while we're on the topic though, college!au feixiao got in on a sports scholarship and does sport science as her major. she's president of the taekwondo club and the college's star tk athlete. you can usually find her training with moze, another member of the tk club, while their friend jiaoqiu, who's doing his phd in nutrition, sits nearby and studies. despite spending almost an unhealthy amount of time in the gym she's still incredibly smart, and gets pretty good grades in her academics. she's your PT if you hit the gym with her, and she makes the BEST workout plans i just know it!!! reassures you the whole time as you start out and is super excited when you can move on to bigger weights. for her, she loves using YOU as her weights. she has you sit nice and pretty on her hips while she does hip thrusts OR has you sit on her back while she does push-ups. gets a little cheeky when it comes to sit-ups, because she'll make you hold her feet down and then surprise you with a kiss when she comes up.

she lets you borrow her varsity jackets because she LOVES the way you drown in them, how they're so big they hang off your shoulders and how your fingertips are barely visible by the end of the sleeves. if you're both taking a break from studying she'll drive you out (secondhand supra, white and teal coating, custom tuned ECU on top of a whole lot of other mods she managed to weasel in by interning at her uncle huaiyan's shop back in high school) for a late night tea run. she prefers fruit teas, and maybe you'll both get an ice cream to share. and if you fall asleep in the car on the way back, she'll drape her jacket over you and maybe secretly snap a picture that you'll later find set as her phone wallpaper.

[turtletoads]

thinking about those cora lives aus but they never explain how he’s alive, so i always assume its this scenario

[undeaddrabble]

A friend requested I draw them in cat maid outfits so I delivered

Bonus:

[tomatoart]

kicks rock