#sorry this got burried

[luimagines]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ you make me light up with happiness & love everyday with your posts & I can't get enough of them 🥰🥰

Ohhhh

Thank you!! 🥰🥰

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[fuckyeah-bears]

hope ur ok!!!! heres a sun bear from edinburgh zoo to cheer u up his name is rotana and i love him

thank you!! <3 <3

[muppet-facts]

Have you read Richard hunt’s new biography?

Not yet!! I've been wanting to for a bit, but haven't been able to get it yet!

[songofsaraneth]

So nice to meet another mermaid on Tumblr! I also do mermaiding as a hobby.

Ahh hello yay!!! I love finding more mermaids on tumblr :) there used to be more of us but most people seem to have left now so it makes me happy to see there's still some out here!!!

[shippingmyworld]

Do you have any more YouTuber AU ideas? (Cus I love them 🥹)

Youtuber!El Tigre & Youtuber!SpongeBob AU!!!

Danny post here; Jimmy & Timmy here

sorry anon i totally didn't save this ask as a draft and forget about it for a few weeks

Manny and Frida run a controversial prank channel with the most clickbait titles known to the internet. Their content ranges from standard pranks like egging or toilet-papering the houses of the local villains to overcomplicated heist-like plans that they spend 20 minutes hyping up things like breaking into Sartana’s house and stuffing her guitar full of exploding burritos. 

Frida starts coming up with most of their content with Manny being the yes man, but their popularity is really thanks to Manny overselling everything he does. They also live-stream like 90% of their content and upload the raw footage to a second channel pretty much the moment they are done filming.

They never read or respond to anything in the comment section, since every video generates a massive flame war between people that think Manny and Frida are the funniest duo on the planet and people chastising them for their reckless behavior. Honestly they’re really only uploading videos for themselves because they wanted to try and generate some extra money from the ad revenue and ended up just rolling with it. 

Their favorite content to make are things they title as ‘Social Experiment’ videos (but in reality it’s just how they’re trying to get away with all their tomfoolery). Their first experiment was when Frida pretended to be a really bad street performer while Manny heckles her. If nobody steps in to stop Manny after a few songs, he will ‘steal’ her guitar and see if anyone tries to actually stop him. 7/10 times though Frida's performances are so bad (she sing tone deaf on purpose, play wrong notes, etc.) that people actually cheered when Manny took the guitar.

The most popular video on their channel however was from when they faked a zombie outbreak at the mall during the holiday season. Manny ran screaming into the food court while Frida was clinging to his back, having pretended like she just took a massive bite out of his neck. They went over the top with the makeup and theatrics (there was fake blood and gore everywhere) and ended up accidentally triggering a stampede of panicked shoppers. 

The only reason they didn’t face any repercussions for that stunt was thanks to Frida pulling the “My dad is the Chief of Police” card. But the content creator side of Frida’s brain thought it would be really funny to film a “We spent the night in jail” video and so Frida swiped her dad’s keys later and they pretended that they actually did get arrested. 

After the zombie prank they had to dial it back a bit (or risk their parents pulling the plug on everything) and stuck to just pranking random people or small groups on the street. They start filming more ‘harmless’ stuff like sneaking up behind people on the phone and popping a balloon or pretending to be blind and ‘accidently’ hitting people in the shin with their walking stick. 

The ‘harmless’ stuff wasn’t doing the same kind of numbers as their previous videos and they needed cash (neither one of them has impulse control when it comes to the money they make), so they went back to their usual stuff of pranking the local villains (and occasionally other superheroes to mix it up). However, because they live-stream their stuff, most of the local villains are subscribed (with notifications turned on) and end up crashing Manny's stream if he's trying to break into their house.

SpongeBob’s content has absolutely no rhyme or reason to it. He basically treats his channel as a video diary. His content will range from multi-hour long ASMR-like videos titled “A Peaceful Stroll Through Jellyfish Fields” or “Frying Patties at the Krusty Krab for 8 hours” to videos of him stanning Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy with Patrick or rating snail food based on Gary’s reactions.

Everyone assumes that he’s just using a really high-quality motion-capture Vtuber model and that he’s committed to the roleplay of his Vtuber living in a fictional city called Bikini Bottom at the bottom of the ocean.

He also has several “Home Tour” videos of his pineapple and people are constantly trying to figure out the internal layout because the footage is always cut and edited to hell with so many stylized transitions it looks like a PowerPoint presentation. Anytime there’s footage of SpongeBob actually walking from one room to another people start to go crazy. He once did a livestream where he walked from the kitchen directly into the study and the live chat started freaking out because that door didn’t exist three months ago??? And if this leads to the study then where the hell is the door to the living room? People swear that the staircase to the second floor of SpongeBob’s house is alive and moves around every video. 

The comments section goes wild whenever Squidward makes an appearance. SpongeBob's followers absolutely LOVE him. No joke, there's fan merch and fan art of him out there. Chat's filled with stuff like #mood or ‘he’s just like me fr.' The funniest part is that Squidward has zero idea that his cult following even exists because he’s written it off as another one of SpongeBob and Patrik’s stupid antics. In fact, the first time he heard SpongeBob say the word 'Chat' Squidward told Mr. Krabs that there was a gas leak that needed to be fixed.

(Also Plankton is subscribed and immediately downloads every video that’s uploaded just in case there’s a hint of the Krabby Patty Formula in any of them.)

[dailyjermasparkle]

you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment

THANKY OU!!! I would benefit from it :]

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[murmel-malt]

I believe when Baelon, the dumb, and good queen, realize they have ruined their relationship with Daera is when she stops smiling at them, has stopped and refused to dance with his father; when she refused to be comforted and held by the queen, when she starts to call them by their titles" your highness" "your majesty".

This! Just ignoring and avoiding them and calling them by the titles when she cannot is a slap in the face. She doesn't view them as her family anymore (because her family is supposed to love and protect her); they lost her trust and love.

Alysanne is no longer her grandmama, she is only 'her Grace, the Queen'. Baelon is not longer her beloved father that she dances with at feasts, he is 'Prince Baelon' whom she keeps a proper distance to as is expected of ladies of the court.

And it is too late for them to fix this. There is nothing they can do about it. It is done. There is no going back.

[ask-steven-stevenson]

[ [ well, you see , you're . . kiiiinda my father figure-- uhuhh . . and I like getting hugs from my billions of father figures . . sorry if I'm pestering you for one though , I know some people have boundaries ! ! ] ]

“..Sure. I don’t mind.”

[frostbite-yinny]

hey uh, just checking in. Been busy preparing a building for festivities but wanted to know how you were holding up.

and Monarch also wants to know how the little Snorunts and Honedge are doing (he. hasn't stopped asking me-)

( -@aegislash-logs It's been a while. )

Hey! Man, it really has been right XD eh, im holding up. Finally going home and I decided to commit arson if my boss doesn't give me a raise <3

How is the festivities going? I heard so much about it but haven't got a chance to visit it :,)

The babies are doing great! And are no longer babies. They took after their mother. The last time I called Rudy the house was a war zone without a Froslass to keep them in check. I adore them, I really do, but I think they are about ready to get adopted or my house won't survive all three of them along with my Froslass <3 <3 <3 Would you like any of them?

[luimagines]

Welp, first ask in here. How do you do today?

Seeing all the Demigod Reader asks for some reason has me thinking of a whole nother series related to Greek Mythology that I feel would be a riot to clash with the Chain: Saint Seiya.

I have no idea how many people know or remember the series, but it's about a bunch of knights with the ability to use this supernatural energy called Cosmos to wield armors based off different constellations and Greek myths, like say Sagittarius, Andromeda, Scylla, Griffon etc, each armor has it's own thing and techniques going on depending on the Zodiac and there can be both Amazon's (female knights who wear masks and who mustn't let any man see their face, because then they either have to love him or kill him), Zodiac Knights (who serve and protect under Athena, who's basically pulling a Hylia by having a mortal vessel to do stuff on earth after the time or mythology, they wear armors or Cloths as they're called based on the 88 constellations and are divided by Bronze, Silver and Gold Cloths, gold being the Zodiac itself), Marina (Who serve under Poseidon ane Thetis, who wear armor based on an assortment of Greek Myths related to the sea like Scylla and Charybdis), and Specters (who serve under Hades and Persephone, who recently have taken to pulling a Demise, the specter armors actually vary a lot and when you die and swear yourself to Hades after having served another deity you can still use a dark reflection/imitation of the Cloth you already bore).

Most Zodiac Knights are sworn not to use weapons (unless they're special exceptions like Sagittarius, Andromeda, and technically Libra), so they each create unique techniques to be able to fight, say Aquarius uses ice and can trap someone into coffins made out of absolute zero ice, Pisces Knights use poisoned roses or some times have their own poisoned blood as a weapon (or the white rose who drains the blood out of a person's entire body) etc, and each knight has a different specialty plus the Cloths are actually sentient, like Fi sentient, they have to choose you to allow you to use them, they can protect you and they can die if sustaining enough damage (ex: the Andromeda Chain can actually move on it's own to point danger to it's knight, or reach without their input when in defense mode and it senses a threat, or this one moment in the anime where the Sagittarius armor moves on it's inactive mode to shield a Knight they know has potential to wield it).

I don't know why, but I think it would be hilarious for the Chain to meet a Sagittarius Knight/Amazon Reader who got Isekaied, because the Sagittarius Cloth arrows are special in that they can work like Light Arrows but to a much more destructive scale and technically Reader ain't fighting against humans so they can go HAM using them, and Light Arrows are usually reserved for the Links and Zeldas, imagine the confusion as they find this random armored person in the woods, surrounded by enemies, and they just shoot up into the sky in golden wings, draw a golden bow and carpet bomb the enemies with Light Arrows until the area is all but torn apart, I can just FEEL the questions. And the confusion if Sky pipes up that Fi is confused because the entire armor/equipment feels like her. Or an Aries Cloth user since they're usually the ones who make the cloth repairs who'll just get immediately accosted by Four and Legend, either way there's a lot of potential any of the Links to either get along or be incredibly confused but intrigued. Specially once Reader reveals they don't actually use weapons in the traditional sense at all, just their body and different techniques to fight (Wild offers to temporarily lend them a weapon until they can get their own so they don't only use a bow and Reader just gives him the Disappointed Knight Commander Look if they're a Gold Cloth user, plain refusing, Reader trying to explain why the bow/Andromeda Chain (an exclusive Bronze Knight weapon)/Libra Scales Armory (each part of the scales in the Libra Armor can turn into twelve weapons) is different because it's technically part of the armor and was used under extenuating circumstances and not against humans, because it's how they were trained, making in turn Time and Warriors intrigued). I don't know I just feel like there's potential for many hijinks there.

I have no clue what any of this is- and I think I'm a little lost, but man this sounds like such a well thought out universe!

I agree, there's plenty of wiggle room for hijinks. There's always room for shenanigans with Link around. >:D

That being said, I think any soldier would gravitate more towards Warrior and Wild since they would have "similar" background. Time is a hit or miss but he gets the premise of it.

But you know that Four would want to learn all the weapons that Reader has and how they use them! Wild too! But I think Four would to know how they work more than wanted to just learn how to use them or see them in action.

[dearweirdme]

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[virtue-and-beneviolence]

You've got something better then merch phone art, you've got canon Hanma on the phone! (Just ignore the very bad things he's using it for).

OKAY FAIR LMAO and he DOES snap it shut after the fight and i DO LIVE FOR THAT, bUT

I-

I CANNOT HAVE ENOUGH SHUJI CONTENT T.T

[trippygalaxy]

🌌))

What if reader is like a shapeshifter turn into animals even dragon and is prince time secret friend that time keep very existence of a down low.

Prince time as a kid felt lonely since his mother passing and his father too busy ruling a kingdom so when he found a shapeshifter reader became fast best friends,play together, be goofball even sneak out to visit the town to pull pranks even as teenagers the two slowly grown to fall for each other but a maid or butler seen a shapeshifter near the prince scream alarm the guards of their localization and of course pull the prince time away to protect him being overly dramatic yet doing their job. Reader try shapeshifter to a animal to escape but they be block and reader dodge the swords amd arrows they beg time for help and time wants to and grab a sword halter and arm of a guard to stop them but the king arrived to see and he congratulation his son for found a dangerous shapeshifter, prince time hear and wanted to speak but realized that his father here and talking to him after all those years made him feel happy but sad that his secret friend reader is found and will likely be killed if he doesn't do something to save them so he took the sword and order the guards off the shapeshifter.

Reader confused but happy time is saving them but let out a pain cry and roll away to raise their hand to their right side of the face to see blood and look to time seeing his sword have blood on it. Then time point his sword at reader and speak in a loud voice.

Prince time: go back to the shadows, were you belong monster!

Reader eyes widen.....that time say that to them and wants a reason but have to shapeshifter to a small animal to dodge time sword swing and ran away as people cheer for their brave prince but time and reader are deeply sad.....for once time cry in private to have done that to his best friend..and possibly crush....he regret saying and doing that but if he did nothing they'll be killed....

Over the years prince time tries finding reader all over hyrule to apologize and beg for their forgiveness but he never found them even as a hero til he died on the battlefield have a deep regret hole in his heart but he wasn't alone his horse Epona stay with him til his last breath and the horse shapeshifted to reader...as they frown seeing their prince face and gently brush back his hair out his face.

Reader: .......sweet dreams.....my beloved link....I love you even if you hated me...

Now if prince time keep his identity of his royalty a secret with the chain but time notice twilight smile to a bird and time notice the bird have magic that's familiar til it hits him....it's reader but how???

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GIVING NIMONA AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE VLOE IT!

[cheolhub]

okay like respectfully.. riding Hoshi’s abs has been like in my head for awhile now, imagine feeling the ridges of his muscles and veins as you ride him to oblivion also Seokmin.. and choking with his big beefy arms?? I know you see him as a sub more but GODDAMN 🫠 getting ruined by him in 27 different ways -cheolhao

I JUST SAW THIS IM SO SORRY T-T BUT !!!!!! YEAH imagine he has no idea what you’re doing till you just start rubbing against his stomach >< then he gets turned on bc, wow, you’re really using his body to get yourself off?? that’s hot (soonyoung likes being used i fear)

AND PLZ DONT TALK ABT SEOKMIN AND CHOKING BC IM NOT STRONG ENOUGHdhwhagzg i would love for him to be in a romantic headlock. 😻

[kelbunny]

31 for the ask game!

31. Someone has never played a video game before but is open to trying any genre. What game would you recommend as their first?

Probably, even though I've issues with the newer games, Pokemon.

They were some of my first games and iirc, were one of my first introductions to turn based rpgs

[ominousmotion]

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Thank you 🥰 have a puppy pic