#sorry thats completely off base

[pilotheather]

one ramble off my chest, bc i keep seeing this dumbass discourse and i just dont get it... as a preface, there's times when they openly state the political theming behind an episode, and i like it. similarly theres times where i do not.

but what i see sometimes is that... the argument that the show has to directly State Its Messaging right into the camera cuz it's meant to be accessible for children is, like, always stupid as fuck to me. its like if you were reading the ugly duckling and at the end there was an entire page dedicated to the swans explaining the Entire Point was about bullying (or interpretations thereof).

like, allegory is not... completely inaccessible. and i dont think just stating shit is completely accessible either. like its not a "this one is easy! this one is hard!" thing. i think if you turned to the camera, and said "this weeks villain of the week is CAPITALISM!" a child (who yes, could know what that is, but is likely not to fully connect any experiences they have had because of it to the word and broader concept) would develop a better understanding and be way more engaged with... literally being shown the story.

and yes they might not relate it to the political concept immediately there and then but... thats ok. i'd prefer to instill understanding of concepts into kids. i know theres plenty of media i did not fully connect to real world examples as a kid, but having grown up i feel like im far more appreciative of them like. actually demonstrating and communicating with me rather than just. slapping words on it. and of course those things arent mutually exclusive (both can occur) and as i said slapping words on it isn't always bad. its give and take.

children as abstract entities aside, i would understand More if people tried to argue that it was so people cannot deny the messaging and to put their stake into the ground in the current climate. that makes more sense to me. but i think the idea that kids just dont "get" allegory is just... so dumb when thats literally how some of the best kids media communicates ideas.

(and similarly some people seem to insist that it's cuz of a decline in media literacy and look. i do not have good domain knowledge. this is where i am open and honest. but i do think the insistence of a decline in media literacy is.... a super fucking ambiguous, open-to-interpret, bullshit statement - if not just a completely unfounded one. and ironically feels more like a snappy little sentence people loveee to throw about. anyway my point is, i dont think responding to a decline in media literacy by . literally. spoonfeeding people. is effective or good lol. cuz againits that thought of youre still not communicating any ideas properly with a person. sorry lol)

[lesbianherald]

I was thinking... It seems to me that you mostly like the post-canon character states of Jayce and Viktor? I think you like the more confident and self-aware post-trauma Jayce (when he is present) and the more insecure Viktor, or... As if he has an enormous guilt to overcome.

Will there ever be something more naive from you with their more naive, hopeful and yearning versions?

Coming home (but not to you)

(also, i do have something planned for after my medieval au if the hyperfixation is strong enough and the fandom doesn't tire me out)

update im adding to this because i cant stop thinking about it do people find my coming home jayce... confident? i was very much going for an 'i'm sorry for my migraines' and 'when I'm in the airport in the security I think I magically have a gun' kind of vibe KDLFJHSDkl

also said this in the tags but season 2 didn't even start coming out until chapter 11 the full thing wasn't out until chapter 12 so if they came off post canon inspired that is very unintentional DKJFHSLDFj

[hibernating-stag]

One question that's still on my mind is if servants are based on the user's soul, why are Raven and Valentines the same?

[arimiadev]

if they were a venn diagram they'd almost be a perfect circle

[possum-tooth]

fuck OFF!!!

[starrycat123-blog]

oksies hi starting a new thread of get to know you

haii I'm moth and also thea you may call me any nickname as well <3

I love musicals so so much (niche and popular!! basic-shaming is lame)

I am superhero obsessed (augh pied piper)

doctor who is my autism (yay river sonf!!!!)

good omens heoughhhhhhhh

super excited to meet you <3333333

Hi moth!! You can call me tetra. Don't worry that's not my real name or anything tho. I took it from the concept of tetrachords in music.

If we're generous about what we call superheroes, then maybe most of the things I like are superhero based. I mean obviously there's marvel and dc, but then there's stuff like dpxdc, sonic the hedgehog (idk if I've ever heard him called a superhero but he kinda is), if we count magical girls then like. Sailor moon and madoka magica

I haven't seen any episodes of good omens, but I read a really good fanfic of Crowley going to therapy a while back, and a couple funny ones with like yelp reviews of Aziraphale's bookstore. Plus I love the good omens analysis posts on here. I feel like maybe I half know some of what's happened in the show but also probably haven't scratched the surface. I'm kinda bad at watching TV shows, so there's a lot of stuff that I know from fandom but haven't seen. For another example of that, I've only watched one or two episodes of Sonic Prime. I reblog posts for it and it sounds good but idk. Just bad at it.

I'm a much more casual fan of musicals, I think for the same thing as above where I just struggle to sit and watch something on purpose. But I listen to the music from them sometimes, I've read transcripts online of a couple, and i swoon whenever I see a post analyzing the meaning of a musical song, especially when they go beyond lyrics and start going into the music theory in the tune. I don't have the skills or knowledge to do that myself but I love it so much

(when the singer changes their technique to enhance the meaning,, when this or that chord is a step outside the key to symbolize change or isolation or anything,,, using instruments as symbols for this or that character,,, tbh it doesn't have to be a musical even shout out to that youtube video by Scruffy on how fnaf's audio and sound effects make it scarier)

Lately I've been bouncing back and forth between Sonic and DPxDC. With hints of Slay The Princess in there bc I saw part of a playthrough of that awhile ago and loved the concept. I reblog madoka magica stuff whenever I see it (except magia record bc I know next to nothing about it) because that stuff makes me lose my mind. The love the pain the hope the despair!! Homura is probably like my ultimate blorbo but I love all the five girls they're so cool. I actually read the manga instead of watching the show though so I'm not as familiar with all the music. Plus I think the show had some extra scenes. Although it's a little confusing bc I think some of the extra scenes I see are magia record so idk.

Also I'm a fan of arts and crafts and will reblog that kind of thing once in a while, along with cute cat stuff.

Super excited to meet you too!

[phagodyke]

I still can't believe they're charging THAT much for the shadow of the erdtree dlc... for like 2/3 of the base game price there fucking better be 100+ hours of content in there 🤨

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt the random card au again. Why must it go so crazy hard I miss it sm

[love-and-war-on-cybertron]

Imagine this ✋😌🤚 (Transformers Prime Wise) everyone is in the base chilling and the kids randomly start talking about who’s the most attractive of the bots (based on whatever random criteria list Miko made). while they are all going on about why their personal bot would definitely be popular they start arguing and suddenly call out to reader (who has been minding their business on the couch distracted reading a book or something) and asks them which autobot is most attractive, reader instinctively and with absolutely no hesitation blurts out the bot thats been on their mind for a while nonchalantly acting as if they didn’t pretty much confess their attraction and said bot definitely heard them. (I would love Ratchet or bulkhead, or bumblebee whichever one is easier to write for)(loved your Rodimus fic btw it was so cute 10/10) sorry this request was so long, it’s completely fine if you don’t wanna write this 😭

No need to apologize!! I'm so glad you liked the Rodimus one, it got rewritten like four times XP I still need to catch up on TFP, but I'm a little more familiar with Ratchet from it. I hope you enjoy!

Ratchet was too busy working to pay attention to what the humans were up to. This part had been busted for a week and he needed it for his next project. The talk was nothing but an annoying buzz in the background, occasionally becoming loud enough for him to huff or grunt to try and get them to quiet down.

Something about who the most attractive bot was. How childish! the criteria listed by Miko wasn't anywhere near Cybertronian beauty standards. What did a human know about biolights and kibble? The angular chassis of a tank compared to the smooth curves of a racer frame? This kids would make their observations and laugh, especially when Decepticons were the topic. Prime was called a "daddy" and Bee had "Puppy energy".

"What about you, Y/N?"

Ratchet listens a little closer, but still keeps his focus on his work. You weren't a child, and had a decent processor in that head of yours. You might have some sense not to play this stupid game.

"Ratchet."

Hwat?

Ratchet almost drops his tools in surprise. You, the only human he thought had some sense think he's attractive. Glancing over his shoulder, he sees that you had been just as busy as him when the questioning started. Sat on the couch with your book, looking around, stumbling over yourself to explain. He caught some of it: intelligent, skilled. Handsome for a robot.

Miko seemed to spearhead the grilling despite being the one to start the whole thing.

When you glance in Ratchet's direction, he sees your eyes widen and how quickly you look down when they meet his optics. Shame? Embarrassment? It doesn't sit right to see you teased. Just because you can appreciate an older bot.

"What's so funny?" Ratchet scoffs, "at least one of your kind has some taste." He turns away from the console and over to the platform. Bee chirps and nudges him before getting shoved away by the doctor. "Isn't it time you all leave?"

He leans close, glaring at the kids. Miko tries snarking back about the weekend but Raf mentions a movie playing. Bee volunteers to take them home, perfect excuse for him to go to the drive in.

Wheeljack heads out with them, raising an optic ridge at the medic as he passes by. It's just the two of you left. Ratchet shift, glancing back at you. You don't look at him, sitting back on the couch with your book. Body tense and heated. Trying to look casual and relaxed and clearly anything but.

He vents out and looks back at his project, then at you again. "So... got a thing for old bots huh?"

You hunch down, gripping your book tighter. "Ratchet, I-"

"You uh… sticking around?" He interrupts, "I could use some help."

You peek up over your book. Ratchet had you help a couple times, small hands being able to reach places. And again, being the only human in this base that he thinks has a lick of sense.

"Sure... Yeah..." You put the book down and smile.

Ratchet smiles back, offering his servo for you to climb on.

[lix-ables]

ʚ : TURNING SKZ ON WHILE MAKING OUT ₊̣

note. helloooo !! please take this as a mini filler while i write skz + bondage, skz + corruption and god knows what else . enjoy !! ( based on an ask i got for hyunjin, decided to do it all for the members !! )

mdni, smut includes – making out duh, leaving lipstick stains on them, grinding, marking, handjobs, cockwarming thats it ig . (wc 1207)

B.CHAN … either you’re on the couch or on the floor with him leaning against the couch while you’re on his lap. his fingers are in your hair, and that's how he tugs you close before leaning in to kiss you. what would start off as something innocent, would actually turn into chan having his hands all over you, his fingers caressing your skin, or slipping them inside your shirt to feel you up, obviously being very subtle about it. that is until you grind up against him, your hips brushing his crotch and he lets out a sigh before pulling away from you to look at your face. “what?” you frown a little, your eyes following chan’s as he points to his now forming boner. “i didn’t m-mean to!” “it’s alright love, it just means i don't have to deal with this alone?”

L.MINHO … from the very start, minho can’t get his hands off you, exploring every inch of your skin, before pulling you against him so you can feel his dick through his sweats. “guess i missed you a little too much today,” he mumbles between kisses, his hand fumbling to shut the door close. your nails dig into his shirt when he moves to your neck, tugging your sweater to expose a bit of your shoulder. his kisses trail all the way from your lips to your neck and finally rest on your shoulder. “so fucking gorgeous,” he smiles against your skin when your hand reaches to cup his boner over the sweats and you whine when he pressed into your hand a bit more. “you gonna do something about that?”

S.CHANGBIN … changbin did NOT expect to get turned on so quickly, but from the moment you climbed onto his lap, to the second your fingers trailed and traced every bit of his chest, he felt goosebumps. his hands were at your lower back within seconds pulling you close to him, only for you to lean close to his face, a smile resting on yours before pressing a single kiss to his lips. changbin deepened the kiss before you could even pull away, his hand now cupping your face, moving down to wrap his fingers around the back of your neck, until you find something poking from under you. “fuck im sorry,” changbin breathes to your neck, as he moves forward to press kisses to your neck. “sorry about …?” “my dick,” he laughs, nuzzling his nose to your skin.

“we can stop if you –” “do you want –” you and changbin start to say at the same time before he urges for you to continue. “i was gonna ask if you wanted me to help you, because..” you whisper to his lean when you lean in close, your hips moving against his clothed cock which changbin decided really wasn't helping, “…it’s clear that your dick loves this.”

H.HYUNJIN … make out sessions with hyunjin could last hours if you both wanted it to – which leads you to right now. you’re sitting in front of him, his lips swollen from kissing him, hair so long and messy now that they covered his eyes a little, his sweater hanging off one shoulder exposing the part of skin that you had earlier marked, along with the reddish marks on the side of his neck and collarbone. the corner of his lips was smeared with your dark lipstick, and he lets out a sigh which came out as a pant. “fuck.” he mumbles to himself like he couldn't believe what just happened. “fuck is the right word to describe it..” you start, moving to him once again, your hand accidentally brushes his crotch, and you feel him twitch a little under your touch, and he shifts in his place on the couch. “did you..” “don’t finish that sentence,” he warns, eyes glaring at you just as you continue, “like that? you definitely did, oh my god.”

H.JISUNG … make out sessions with jisung are the complete opposite compared to hyunjin’s – they’re sloppy and messy and heated. which leads you to currently having your fingers reaching inside his sweats to bring out his dick, your thumb caressing the tip as you lean in to continue kissing jisung. his lips are swollen now, and so are yours – a bit more red compared to his but as you pull away, you notice his face now littered with your lipstick stains and he chuckles at your expression. jisung’s fingers rest around your wrist, helping you stroke him, before you squeeze it a little, your grip tightening around his length, and you earn a moan from the boy in front of you. “fuck do that again,” he mumbles, his hand reaching to tug on your hair.

L.FELIX … “baby we have a long day tomorrow,” felix starts to say when you lean in to kiss the corner of his lips, trailing those kisses all the way to his neck, staying there a bit longer than intended. you know he’s given in when he has his arm around your waist to pull you closer to him, and he mumbles how pretty you looked. you wrap your leg around his, tangling them together, when you accidentally brush your thigh against his dick, and he lets out a low groan that gets you wet immediately. “i-im sorry!” you start, but felix just reaches for your hand, resting it against his crotch with a smile on his face. “you just need to finish what you’ve started, don’t you love?”

K.SEUNGMIN … not the type to get turned on that quick, but when you start grinding against him, seungmin helps you out. his hands rest on either side of your thighs, teasing you once or twice by thrusting his hips into yours, mentioning how you started it when you begin to whine and protest. “you’re the one doing this to yourself, baby,” he starts, while also shifting under you to get more sounds out of you. “im merely just… complying to what you want – to tease me, hm?” seungmin would in turn tease you just because he can, and also that its his way of trying to distract himself from knowing the fact you’re turning him on while you’re making out.

Y.JEONGIN … definitely would NOT waste time when he knows what he wants – which is why you’re in the situation that you’re in right now – in jeongin’s living room, on his couch, cockwarming, while he scrolls on his phone. god forbid he takes a selfie with you right there, because, after the make-out session you had, your face pretty much looked fucked out. “you are at fault here,” he mumbles into your neck when you whine at him thrusting his hips into you twice, your walls clenching around his cock. “who pounced on me?” “no one fucking pounced on you!” you start when he interrupts you with a kiss on your lips. “well you started grinding against me, offered me a blowjob and also make me give in to this,” he smiles, pointing at the way your body is pushed up against his, your nails digging into his skin which you knew would leave some marks soon.

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© lix-ables. translating and/or reposting is not allowed.

[justhereforsubsevika]

What about waking Sevika up with head jdksjsjsjsk 👁️👁️

T4T amab Sevikaxamab reader, praise, sub sevi ( :D ), pretty short, if any of this is inaccurate plz dont hesitate to comment/dm and ill change it asap

"lesbians can't have penises" thats so crazy because

Sevika always had morning wood. It was a fact of life for her, not helped by the fact her dose of estrogen was so weak due to the lack of supplies in zaun. As your eyes open, you notice the way she's pressed against your hand, having laid it on her lower stomach as you slept.

You nuzzle into her neck and trace your hand over her chest, gently fondling her breasts under her shirt, kissing against the underside of her ear. "Sevika..." you murmur, her eyes fluttering open at the gentle call. Her eyes widen when she sees the fabric tented over her crotch, shocking herself every morning at the fact she still doesn't have this under control. "Jesus Christ," she groans, stretching her legs and bundling you up in her arms. "Mmph.. morning, sorry about...that." She rasps, morning voice gruff from sleep. You smile up at her and giggle at her embarrassment. You find it so adorable that she still gets shy about this aspect of her morning routine, despite your long relationship.

She shifts, and you feel her hand come down to guide yours lower, tucking her teeth under her lip, her cheeks flushing red in sleepy-humiliation. Pawing at her through her sleep shorts, you feel the fabric dampen with precum, sticky against your palm. You slip your hand under the waistband, squeezing the base of her length gently, making her moan softly and buck into your hand, feeling her throbbing under your touch. She hisses at the feeling, so needy for you. She curses herself, fucking into your hand, rocking her hips against the bed.

"Shh, stop, pretty girl," you whisper, your mouth aching to be wrapped around her. She whimpers but obliges, watching you wide-eyed when you pull down her lacey shorts. You kiss along her thighs, gently pumping your hand onto her, making her whine and cover up her face. She pulls up her pink, lace-trimmed tank top and buries her face into the fabric, her breasts spilling out from between her forearms. Massaging her thighs to calm her, you gently wrap your mouth around her tip, moaning into her when her thighs spasm at the sensation.

You circle her tip with your thumb for a second, gathering her precum and dragging it down to her asshole, making her croak out a high-pitched whine, her voice still thick with sleep. "So cute princess," you say as she clasps her hands tightly over her face. You love it when Sevika's like this in the morning, brain still too foggy to keep up her tough girl persona. She's completely surrendered to you, her body at your mercy. She cries out as you take her into your mouth, you moaning at how she fills you completely, dips down your throat, gags you.

She gathers your hair out of your face and you grin at the chance to see her expression. She looks down at you, eyelids heavy with sleep, teeth trapping her bottom lip so tight her lips lose some colour. She's suddenly very awake, alert, desperate to get off. You push your thumb into her as she bucks into your mouth, leaking down your throat.

You pull off and stroke her firmly, smiling at how she whines and thrashes her head, pushing her hips down onto your thumb to force more of you inside. "So pretty, my pretty girl, my beautiful Sevi," you murmur, Sevika nodding with her eyes wound shut. You continue to pump at her while kitten-licking her tip, and it's enough to get her leaking cum onto your face. "Ah-ah-" she chants out cute little noises as she cums, looking at your face as she ruins it with her mess. You slow your thrusts and your strokes, holding her up to lick lazily at her when she goes limp.

She shakes her head and laughs as she tries to wipe her mess from your cheeks, just making it worse and spreading it around. "Sorryy," she coos, taking tissues from the nightstand. You sit on her abs as she wipes you up, listening to your praise and blushing deeper. "So good to me, Sevi," you grin, playing with her nipples while she cleans you. "Took everything I gave you, huh?" She smiles and holds your hips.

Once her hands start roaming your body, you know the dynamic's changed. You're at her mercy, she's already started teasing you for the patch of precum wetting the sheets you left between her ankles.

"Some heroes don't wear capes, they write t4t sesbian lex on tumblr"

-mootie 2025

Also i have the hashtag thingies now! smut is tagged under #justhereforsmut, fluff is #justhereforfluff, drabbles are #justherefordrabbles and headcanons are #justhereforheadcanons !!!

[beansprean]

E11 Ideas in no particular order:

Simon the Devious rug pull/reveal

Simon the Devious was behind the documentary all along. He is Greg the camera guy. The documentary was produced by the Daltry Brothers Production Company with thanks to the Toby Daltry Memorial Film Foundation

Outrageous nandermo flirting throughout

Nandermo secret off-camera relationship (we already have canon nandermo QPR I just wanna remind everyone Guillermo is officially in the polycule)

We find out via tv news in the background that Jordan got hit with that sign Nandor threw and he died (no one cares bc they are doing more interesting things)

Nandermo get served by the local Staten Island Chapter of Vampire Vigilantes for operating as superheroes without a permit

"Clip show" where they all watch the documentary

"Clip show" where they all watch the documentary and its full of 'deleted' scenes that we have never seen before (leading to revealed secrets and arguments and confessions and-)

1 hour special that is literally the documentary (with a special guest narrator)

The Guide x Miguel I am so serious

The entire episode is just a backdoor pilot for a spinoff series (seanmaine sitcom?) (life as cravensworth's robinson's monster?)

The house blows up/is destroyed somehow

Colin, as part of the house based on my own personal EV lore, dies or nearly dies bc of this. They get a new house and bury him there and then he pops back up babystyled and the monster has to be his dad now

The monster sacrifices himself to save his dads (noooo!!!!!!!!)

Last scene all the vampires are going into the fancy room to have an orgy and Nandor pokes his head out to say 'arent you coming Guillermo?' and he grins and shrugs at the camera and goes in and thats how it ends

Jenna was there The Whole Time (please god it would be so funny i will die on this hill)

Guillermo dies and Nandor has to turn him anyway

Guillermo dies and Nandor tries to turn him but apparently thats how energy vamps are made whoopsie

Laszlo says "Guillermo" correctly

Red carpet premiere of the documentary with all the fan favorite characters returning as guests

(maybe even including the two Freddies bc it would be very funny. Nandor getting jealous like excuse me step away from Guillermo you had your chance and Freddie is like oh sorry no I'm the other Freddie and Nandor is like o rly hello and Guillermo is like exCUSE ME STEP AWA-)

Red carpet premiere of the documentary with all the fan favorite characters returning as guests that turns out to be a trap set by the Vampiric Council and they all have to fight their way out of that shit again

Red carpet premiere of the documentary that turns out to be a trap set by Batdor and Robllermo to murder a bunch of rich people

Nadja starts an mlm foot pic empire with the monster as her bouncer (dressed in a cute little pimp suit and feathered hat)

Somehow, the Witch's Skin Hat has returned

Guillermo returns to his pre-corporate color palette (greens and browns and reds and patterns pls!!) but its well fitted and non shitty sweaters

All the ghosts of all the people they ever killed/buried at the house rise up and attack (including lisa's severed head), and this somehow leads to Dolly finishing her unfinished business and saying goodbye

The Guide is proud and relieved to see that Nandor is no longer obsessed with her and they are buddies now

She insinuates that he found what he was looking for (in Guillermo). sometimes you hurt every woman in your life because your soulmate is a man

Sean dies (noooooo!!!!!!!!)

Sean gets turned into a vampire

Sean gets turned into a vampire and immediately breaks every rule and also turns Charmaine and somehow manages to take over the entire eastern seaboard and overthrow Tilda Swinton as supreme leader of the Vampiric Council

MAJOR timeskip, like multiple years or even decades. 10 year retrospective post-documentary release?

They recreate the supernatural finale beat for beat, complete with colin in a very bad wig and two covers of "you're dead" back to back to fill up the runtime

Vampire society rises up against the house after the documentary is released and they all die

[naturesapphic]

For kinktober can we have billie being obsessed with when reader sucks her strap, and like billies always saying how its like she can feel it. And like billie just always finds it really hot when reader sucks her strap? Dom!billie obvi and with current brown haired billie pls. Tyy and if not thats totally fine too babes have a good day💕💕

Day Eight: Strap Sucking (part three of favorite toy/billie’s teasing)

Billie eilish x fem!Reader

Warnings: smut, Dom!billie, spitting, sucking on a strap

Kinktober masterlist

A/n: this is another part in the series favorite toy/billie’s teasing so enjoy :)

“On your knees princess.” Billie demanded as she starts to undo her belt. You obeyed her and sunk down onto your knees, looking up at her with a fake innocent expression. Billie got her belt off and threw it behind her, it landing with a loud thud. She took her jeans and boxers off to reveal the strap that she has been hiding from you but failed as you noticed the bulge in her pants as soon as she walked out of the bedroom door.

Billie took her left hand that was covered in rings and grabbed your face, squeezing your cheeks so your mouth is open for her. She then leaned down and spat in your mouth, her salvia coating your tongue. “Swallow.” She demanded and you quickly obeyed. “Good girl.” Billie said as a smirk laced her face and she let go of your face. “Keep your mouth open.” She demanded once again and you listened. She took the base of the strap and tapped the tip on your lips, making you wrap your lips around the head.

Billie’s eyes got darker and she pushed an inch more every few seconds making you gag. She smirked as you started to suck on her strap, you knew she loved when you would suck on it. Billie always told you it was like she could actually feel the sensation as if the strap on was real which you thought was hot. Making you gag on her cock was one of her favorite things to do and you enjoyed it as well. You were sucking on the head of it until you put more in your mouth, making salvia run down the sides of your lips.

Billie took her fingers to wipe the spit from your lips and sucked on her digits, your salvia coating her tongue. You watched her do so and you felt your pussy throb in need for her to use you and absolutely wreck you. You snapped out of your daze when she gently tapped your cheeks, making you go back to what you were doing. “Just like that babygirl…fuck. It feels like I’m actually experiencing it you are sucking me off so good.” She praised and you felt your cheeks heat up.

“There we go baby, getting it all nice and wet for me to use it to fuck you.” Billie said in a sultry voice that made your heart rate go up. You kept sucking on the strap until she pulled you away and picked you up, throwing you on the middle of the bed. “Now I’m gonna fuck you into this mattress until you are complete ruined.”

A/n: sorry this took days for this to come out but it’s here! Thank you for the two anons who requested this. I hope you all enjoyed it! Remember to stay hydrated and to rest! Take care of yourselves. I love y’all :)

[starstruckmiraclekitty]

Can I request a 141 and Konig please? where the fem! Reader goes down on them (bj)? Straight smut please!!!!😭🩷🙈

Lol I am so sorry for this trash😅 planning on adding in Alejandro and Rudy soon!

141 + König x Fem! Reader Going Down On Them.

Warnings: this is purse trashy smut, oral (m and f receiving), swearing, mentions of choking/gagging//MDNI!

Simon Ghost Riley-

“Fuck, thats it.” Simon groaned, his head lulling back to the couch cushion behind him.

You were splayed between his legs on the floor, as he sat on the couch, bobbing your mouth up and down his length.

You swirled your tongue along the base of his shaft, causing Simon to fist your hair firmly. "So fucking good baby."

You pulled your mouth away from his cock, a string of saliva following suit, and gave him a sultry smile before licking a strip up his length slowly.

Simon stood abruptly and grabbed your chin with his hand softly. "Can I?"

You wiped your mouth with the back of your hand and gave him a subtle nod.

A wolfish grin formed on his face, and he grabbed the back of your head, guiding you to his cock once more. He kept your head in place with a firm grip, and started thrusting his cock in and out of your mouth at a languid pace. Each jut of his hips had his cock slamming into the back of your throat.

You gagged slightly around him, causing Simon to moan loudly, and pick up his pace, desperately chasing his release. Your nails had begun digging crescent marks into his thighs as Simon's cock started to twitch in your mouth, shooting his cum inside your mouth.

He continued to thrust lazily into your mouth for a few moments as he waited for his orgasm to die down. He pulled out of you and looked down, with a menacing look on his face. "Swallow."

The look you'd given him as you swallowed, had Simon thinking he'd died and gone to heaven right then and there.

Johnny Soap MacTavish-

Johnny was a babbling mess. You'd been between his legs for the better part of an hour, your mouth moving up and down the length of his cock.

You hadn't let him cum the entire time, pulling your mouth away the moment you felt him getting close.

"Please, lass. I'm begging you, let me cum." He whined, his hands gripping your hair into a makeshift ponytail, as you lowered your head onto him once more.

You moaned around his cock, causing him to buck his hips. The tip of his length hit the back of your throat causing you to gag around him.

You were a mess yourself. You had tear stains across your cheeks, and saliva covered your mouth. Johnny engrained the sight into his memory, you'd never looked sexier to him.

Johnny's breathing started to grow ragged, signaling his oncoming orgasm. You picked up your pace, and moved your hand to cup at his balls, causing Johnny to cry out before spilling his cum into the back of your throat.

You pulled your mouth slowly off of him, and made a show of swallowing his cum. Johnny groaned at the sight, and ran his thumb along your bottom lip, collecting the remnants of his orgasm, before shoving his finger into your mouth.

You licked around the pad of his finger, causing him to grow hard again.

"Think it's my turn, baby." You cooed, as you moved to straddle him.

Needless to say, Johnny could barely walk the next morning.

König-

"Schat, please." König whimpered, his pleading eyes meeting yours. You'd been teasing him for the last few minutes, peppering kisses on his thighs, putting your mouth everywhere but where he wanted it desperately.

You looked at him with doe eyes, before moving your head to place a soft kiss on his tip. He loud out a small moan, as you wrapped your lips around him, and started a slow pace, bobbing up and down his cock.

He was always too big for you to take in your mouth completely, so you wrapped your hand around the base of his cock, and started to fist in rhythm with the movements from your mouth.

You pulled your face away from him for a moment to catch your breath, and moved both hands to his erection, twisting at his cock at a delicate pace.

König let out a string of soft moans, and bucked his hips into your grasp. "Scheisse, so close Maus. So close."

You chuckled darkly, before moving your mouth down on him once more. König couldn't help himself, he grabbed the back of your head and began pushing you down on his length, forcing you to take just a bit more than you already were. "Tits, let me…let me cum on them."

He ripped your head off of his cock, and fisted himself a few times before releasing his load all over your chest, his one hand still tangled in your hair. "Meine Güte"

He stood still a moment, to catch his breath before looking down at you. You had a wicked smirk on your face, and were an utter fucked out mess. It was then, König knew that your night was only just beginning.

Price-

"You're so good at this, baby girl." Price praised, giving a light slap to your cheek, as you choked yourself on his cock.

You groaned as he put his hands on the back of your head, pushing you down further to take all of him in your mouth.

His grunts gave you the motivation to start taking his full length as best you could, each time your head went down, the tip of his cock hit the back of your throat.

"Fuckkk." He pulled your head off of him, and grabbed your waist, turning you around so that your cunt was lined up with his face. "Sit."

You did as he asked, and sat your soaked core on his outstretched tongue, moaning loudly. Leaning forward, you placed your lips back around his cock, and continued to bob your head.

John landed a harsh smack to your ass causing you to cry out against him. His tongue was flicking against your clit at an unbearably fast pace, causing you to match his movements with your mouth wrapped firmly around his cock.

You could feel your own orgasm rapidly approaching as John's legs began to quake, and moved to wrap your hand around the base of his cock, grabbing what you couldn't with your mouth.

"That's it, baby. Cum with daddy." He pleaded into your core.

The coil in your belly snapped, your cunt pulsating against John's tongue, triggering his own orgasm. He spilled his load into your mouth, just as he moved to clean up yours.

You bobbed your head a couple more times on his length, collecting all you could of his cum in your mouth, before pulling away.

You flipped yourself so you were still on top, but facing him. You moved yourself down to his cock, and slowly spit out his cum all over his hardening length.

John nearly fainted at the sight, never seeing anything hotter in his life. Grabbing the sides of his waist, you moved to straddle him, before lowering your soaked core onto him.

John's mind went completely blank, as he realized he was completely at your mercy. Not that he was complaining in the slightest.

Kyle Gaz Garrick-

"Jesus. Shit." Kyle gasped, his head falling forward slightly.

You were on your hands and knees next to him on the couch, ass sticking up in the air as you slowly licked up and down the length of his cock.

"You a'right mate?" Soap's voice echoed in his gaming headphones.

"Yeah, sorry. Guy on your left Simon." Kyle called into the microphone, desperately trying to focus on the game in front of him.

You looked up to see your boyfriend sweating slightly, his eyes struggling not to flutter closed. You decided to run your tongue along his shaft, while hollowing your cheeks to provide a tighter fit for Kyle's cock.

"Fucking hell." Kyle groaned. "Sorry mates be back later." He threw the controller and headset to the side, and grabbed the sides of your face roughly.

"Faster, baby girl." He pleaded, and who were you to say no? You picked up your pace, continuing to run your flattened tongue alongside his shaft with every movement of your head.

You pulled away for just a moment to catch your breath, and as you made eye contact with him, you swiped your tongue along his tip, collecting the precum there.

He moaned loudly, and moved to palm at the flesh of your ass. You smirked before taking his length into your mouth again, setting a brutal pace with your mouth and tongue.

Kyle's grip on your ass tightened as he felt his orgasm approaching. His cock twitched in your mouth, as you continued to suck out the remnants of his release.

You pulled away with a "pop" and smiled at your boyfriend. Kyle returned the smile as you pressed a loving kiss to his nose.

"Let me just turn the console off, yeah? Why won't you go on upstairs, I'll be there in a minute."

You nodded and made your way to your shared bedroom. Kyle watched your figure disappear before grabbing the controller to turn off the Xbox. Kyle immediately turned beat red, as he realized he never muted his mic, and heard Johnny and Simon laughing hysterically in the headset.

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A/N: God, I hate this😭🤣 Also feel like I post wayyyy too often :(

[chrolloluvr]

Can you please do Stolas,Alastor,Lucifer,and Adam with a insomniac reader Hcs

Alastor, Stolas, Lucifer, Adam x Insomniac!Reader

note: ty for requesting bookie bear! also i do not have insomnia, so if its a bit inacurate, sorry!! I am going purely based off of the definition! Also this is not proofread.

GenderNeutral!Reader:

warnings: use of pet names, thats all!

Alastor:

A couple months after your relationship started, he would sleep next to you (by sleep, he would lay with his eyes wide open, sprawled across your chest.) And would notice you rarely slept.

He would wake you up with a nice coffee, and say,

"My dear, whats with the long face?"

You would look at him deadpan, your eyes barely opening, and he would keep telling you to just rest your pretty little head, as he ruffled your hair.

When you try to explain to him that you are an insomniac, he wouldn't understand. Why cant you just sleep normally? (this rule does not apply to him)

He would try his best to help you, by giving you warm blankets, or even letting you rub and scratch his ears to help you sleep if you are lucky.

Would stay awake with you and read to you a story ranging from fairytales, to stories about when he was still alive.

Stolas:

Stolas is very attentive because he genuinely loves and cares for you.

He catches on very quickly to this sleepless habit of yours, and becomes very doting. Constantly saying,

"My little owlette, you need your beauty sleep! Do you need a massage?"

When you tell him that you rarely sleep, and that it's hard for you, he understands completely. He is a Goetia, he is going through a divorce, and he has to take care of his daughter. He knows how tired you must be.

He will let you lay on his chest and ruffle his feathers, and will sing you a lullaby (similar to the one he sang Octavia)

Adam:

Oh boy. If he sees sees you having trouble sleeping, he will most likely make fun of you.

"Cmon babe, why cant you just sleep, its really not that hard..."

He earned a slap to the face after he said that...

Once you explain that you have insomnia, he doesn't fully get it, but he loves you, so he tries his best

He ends up not understand shit, so he grabs Lute to come and help you.

The most he can do to help you is let you play with his hair with his mask off, or will try and get you to laugh.

Will stay awake with you most likely, and you guys will probably watch a movie and cozy up on his couch.

Lucifer

Also another one that understands. This man has gone through ALOT.

"Sweetie, why don't you come to bed, yeah?"

When you explain to him your issues, he feels bad for you, and offers to give you a back massage, or to play with his rubber ducks a bit.

Will try his best to at-least ease your mind

He will let you play with his wings and run your fingers through them, or even let you brush his platinum blonde hair.

He likes to remind you that he is always there, and that he will stay awake with you if you need it.

Will ask Charlie for help, and maybe get some advice from her

Will bring KeKe to play with you and keep you company.

[dolphincultleader]

Who's Minhyeok?

Word Count- 1k

Tw- Curses, Not explicitly stated but it can be read as Mingyu thinking you cheated, reader burns her hand, lmk what i missed

A/N- Saw a insta reel last night and based this on it :)

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Mingyu was the golden retriever of the relationship. You loved the overall dynamic of the relationship. You guys balanced each other really well.

Yet, being the black-cat didn't stop you from also being the prankster of the duo. You loved seeing him flustered or riled up.

So now, as you were both having a tickle fight, an idea cross your mind. In hindsight, it was an awful idea. But hindsight is after it happens.

Tossing and turning as you both tickled each other, laughter echoed through the apartment. Moments like these are which gives you the energy to keep going everyday.

As he flipped you over, still both of you laughing loudly, an intrusive thought crossed. Maybe it wasn't the best idea, but you weren't thinking straight at that time.

"Minhyeok! Stopp" you blurted out laughing. Mingyu's mind malfunctioned for a second. Did you really say Minhyeok or did he just imagine it? No, he's sure thats what you said.

He halted his movements. Eyes wide.

"Who's Minhyeok?"

"What?"

He was still on top of you. His wide eyes bore into yours. His expression made you feel really guilty, but there was no turning back once you've started. He brushes his knuckles against your hair.

"Babe, you said Minhyeok"

"No I didn't"

"Babe I heard you" he got up from his position, getting on his feet and hovering above your lying figure. Sadness was very apparent in his eyes. It honestly made you feel an immerse amount of guilt.

"Babe, really, I didn't."

"Yes you did" he bent slightly in front of you, both hands on your knees as he looked deep into your eyes. Usually, the gesture would more often than not lead to both of you fucking. Not this time though.

"Babe, who's Minhyeok?" He asked, his voice even lower now.

"Babe, I don't know a Minhyeok"

"Yes you do, you said Minhyeok" his voice cracked slightly, he avoided eye contact. You tried to wrap your hands around his neck, pulling him closer while muttering a small "no i didn't"

He pulled away, shoving his hands in his pockets. Why the fuck did you ever think this was going to be funny?

"Babe, wanna tell me something?" He asked sternly. This time looking straight at you.

"Love, it's just a prank."

He narrowed his eyes at you, betrayed.

"What the fuck y/n"

"I am sorry..."

"That wasn't funny, at all" he said, clearly unamused.

"I am sorry, I wasn't thinking straight."

"Clearly" he muttered as he made his way out. You quickly got on your feet and followed suit.

"Where...?"

"I was supposed to meet Wonwoo...I forgot." He said, his voice cold. It wasn't completely unwarranted. But you didn't except him to shut off so abruptly.

He left before you managed to say anything more. The first thing that you thought as you left was-

Fuck I messed up.

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As the next few hours passed, you spent the time beating yourself up (metaphorically, of course). What on earth possessed you to think that was funny?

You didn't know what to do. Should you wait for him? Should you keep apologising the moment he comes in? Should you just give him space and go to sleep?

You boiled tea on the stove. Milk tea always comforted you. So now, you zoned out as you stared at the milk slowly boiling. Despite quite literally staring at the kettle, you were so unfocused that you didn't realise the milk boiling too much and overflowing. Nor did you hear the sound of the front door opening.

As you were broken out of your trance by the scene in front of you, you rushed to turn the heat off and get the pot off the stove. Without a fucking glove.

You let out a shriek as pain shot to your finger. The pent up tears that you refused to let out since Mingyu left finally surfaced. Your finger was burnt but your chest hurt more. With guilt and hate towards yourself. What the fuck was wrong with you.

Despite the burn hurting, tears streaming down your face and sobbing loudly, you couldn't find the strength in yourself to move.

Being able to hear everything from outside, Mingyu rushed inside.

"What the fuck are you doing?" He asked harshly, but his voice was laced with concern. He made his way towards you and pulled your burnt finger under the sink's cold water.

It hurt so fucking much. You kept sobbing. Mingyu felt his heart breaking slowly. Mad or not, seeing you in pain always made him feel uneasy.

After five minutes, the pain went down and he pulled your hand out of the water. He glared at you as you squirmed under his gaze.

"Ermm..."

"What the fuck is your problem?" You flinched at his tone, but it was your fault after all.

"You can't just pull pranks like that. That wasn't a fucking prank. It was wasn't funny." He went said. Even though he wasn't raising his voice, his tone made shivers run down your spine.

"You know whats even more annoying?"

"Wha-"

"You pull shit like that and obviously I am mad. Who couldn't be mad if their partner pulls shit like that? And then you pull shit like this" he paused, gesturing to your finger.

"-And make me melt. It's fucking annoying. You're so cute it's hard to be mad at you for long!" He ended, breathing heavily. You stared at him with wide eyes. What just happened.

"I am sorry for being cute...?" You spoke hesitantly. He scoffed at that. For a second, you panicking. Did you say the wrong thing? Then you noticed a small smile on his lips. Small, but present.

"No but seriously, I am really sorry for earlier..." you told him.

"Wanna make up for it?" He asked, a grin playing on his lips as he inched closer to you. His gaze clearly gave away what he meant.

"Mhm"

He wrapped his arms around your waist and pressed his lips to yours. Contrary to the popular belief, Mingyu isn't gentle. At all.

"Why don't you show me how sorry you are?"

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