#sorry sauce hahahha

[withtheoldstars]

So i just wanna say QUE EU LI HIGHT INFIDELITY e quando eu descobri que você é brasileira tudo fez sentido pq sorry but WE HAVE THE SAUCE and actually it’s super nice to see that you found a way to put a little bit of our country in your history, when i read the word “Brazil” istg j was all giggles and kicks feet and stuff AND I MEAN “até você aparecer”?! my next read

omg OI!!!

WE DO HAVE THE SAUCE!!!! AGREED!! hahahha

i will always try to fit a bit of the brazilian ways in my works tbh and in ava (até você aparecer) we actually got a full brazilian James!!!!

thank you so much for reading my work and i hope you enjoy ava!! 🖤

[lovehugsandcandy]

AAAAH! This is so amazing!

First of all, I am just CELEBRATING the fact that we got you to write (and YES I demanded a tag! lol). This is so so so so goooood and lighthearted and fun and in character!

Raine and Aerin are getting MARRIED! And everyone is HAPPY and ALIVE and Loola and Threep are here and I cannot EVEN I LOVE THIS WORLD.

And Threep is AMAZING!

“Sorry, Mal,” said Threep, who at least had the decency to look abashed. “An anchovy’s an anchovy. You understand. It’s nothing personal.”

hahahahaha I am DYING LAUGHING! And Kade? "You mean I could’ve been getting free stuff from Aerin this whole time?!”  HAHAHHA MAKE HIM PAY BBY!

And when Aerin got the bar tab?

“Hand over the tab,” said Aerin with a sigh. He accepted a thick stack of paper from the barkeep, and his eyes grew wider and wider as he scanned over it. “What the three hells, Kade?”  “Thanks, Aerin! I can tell we’re going to be great as brothers-in-law!” Kade said with a laugh.  “Yep.” 

HAHAHAHAHA! OMG I LOLED!

I also love that Imtura is so confused that there is no winner - priceless!

“Wait, hold on, landrat,” cut in Imtura. “You never told us how we win.”  “Yes, we did,” said Kade. “You get through all ten sauces in order, you answer all the questions that are asked of you, and then you win.”  Imtura’s face was a mixture of astonishment and dismay. “No, I mean, then who wins?”  Kade and Raine both looked a little confused. “Everyone who gets to Sauce Ten?” Raine said.  “Then how do you…?” Imtura trailed off. 

And then when Aerin finished the challenge? I CHEERED!

In short, I love every single piece of this and how lighthearted and fun and HAPPY it all is. No one is getting killed, everyone is joyful, and it makes me super happy. Thank you for writing this and thank YOU for tagging me!

I was going to post these screenshots and say "haha AU where the Blades gang, including Aerin, does the Morellan equivalent of the Hot Ones challenge"

but then... I wrote... a whole... stupid fic. I absolutely promise you that it is so, so stupid. Please don't read it without having acknowledged that.

Name on the Wall

Pairing: Aerin Valleros/F!MC, Blades of Light and Shadow Other characters: Tyril Starfury, Nia Ellarious, Mal Volari, Imtura Tal Kaelen, Kade of Riverbend Rating: ...T...? BOLAS says "godsdamn" is a swear haha. Word count: 3441 Summary: See above. It's total fluff. It's "HEY let's give Aerin and MC a happy ending! A VERY happy ending!"

I am tagging @lovehugsandcandy @lilyoffandoms @malthemagnifisent because they requested (or demanded haha) a tag, and @oh-so-youre-a-nerd because you said you wanted even CRUMBS of Aerin haha

Raine had once said to Cherta that her friends were her found family, and Cherta had told her that she needed to work on growing the “found�� part. Well, it was finally happening. Raine couldn’t help smiling as she approached Riverbend, ready to begin a days-long celebration of her engagement to Aerin Valleros, former disgraced prince of Morella, now pardoned citizen and hero of the realm for his part in defeating the threats to their kingdom. 

Tyril was first to arrive and meet Raine and Aerin, and greeted the former with a fierce embrace, and the latter with a curt nod. Kade was next to appear, and they waited for Mal and Nia’s arrival with Threep and Loola. They all planned to meet in the town square with Imtura, and drop the nespers off with an old neighbor of Raine and Kade’s, where they were to be given plenty of food and attention until tomorrow, when everyone would be in attendance of an engagement party. 

Upon its arrival at the town square, Threep and Loola immediately burst forth from a carriage, fluttered their wings, and flew up to Aerin, nuzzling his face and purring. 

“The entire way over here! ‘Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!’ They wouldn’t even stop when I threatened to turn the whole carriage around and go back to Whitetower!” Mal yelled, throwing his hands up in exasperation as he hopped down from the carriage. 

“Because they knew you were bluffing,” said Nia, stepping out of the carriage behind him. 

Tyril, ignoring their banter, looked at the affectionate display by the nespers, and then wordlessly turned towards Raine, expectantly raising a hand and waiting for an explanation. 

“Oh, yeah. You know they always used to hiss at him. Especially Loola. You know. Not so happy about being locked up and all that, especially while Aerin was walking around in those dungeons. Well, she finally got to him the last time we were in Whitetower, that time you went to go see your family back home in Undermount. She clawed his face up pretty bad,” said Raine with the tiniest of smiles. 

“Ever since then, Aerin’s been bribing them with treats,” finished Mal with a loud snicker. “He basically would buy out my buddy over at the pier and dump a whole bag of fish on them, and now look at those spoiled things.”

“You can still see it!” Aerin said, pointing to some faint scars on his cheek, while obligingly throwing some fish out of his pockets to the nespers. 

“Yeah, he could finally pretend he was big enough to cut himself shaving!” said Mal with an obnoxiously loud laugh. 

Aerin rolled his eyes. “And I have two nespers here who’d do anything I say for a few more of these anchovies, including making you look like you’d cut yourself shaving.”

“Sorry, Mal,” said Threep, who at least had the decency to look abashed. “An anchovy’s an anchovy. You understand. It’s nothing personal.”

“Hush, Threep. Mal, you know he wouldn’t, really,” said Loola. 

“Wait a minute…” began Kade as realization dawned on him. “I was locked up, too. Hold on. You mean I could’ve been getting free stuff from Aerin this whole time?!” 

Before anyone could answer, Imtura came striding up towards the group. 

“Landrat! Princeling!” Imtura said, clapping both of them on the shoulders with a hand each. “Time to get our hot sauce on!” 

“Huh?” said Aerin. “I thought all the party stuff was tomorrow.” 

“It is,” replied Raine with a mischievous grin. “Today we’re doing the Saucy Folks Challenge.” 

“Yes!” Nia said giddily. “I’m scared! And also excited! But mostly scared!” 

Tyril nodded emphatically. “To be honest, I feel quite the same way,” he said. 

“What’s… going on?” said Aerin dubiously. 

“The Saucy Folks Challenge,” Raine repeated. “Ten hot sauces in order of increasingly intense spiciness. The challenge dictates that each participant eats fried pargallus wings tossed in the hot sauces, in order, while answering deep, burning - pun intended - personal questions. You can drop out anytime you like, but if you make it to Number Ten, you get your name on the wall of honor, and a bunch of free food. It’s… mostly a bunch of fried stuff.” 

“And bragging rights, don’t forget the bragging rights,” added Mal. 

Aerin groaned. “You mean you four knew?” 

“Well, uh, yes,” Nia stammered. “She and Kade said it was a tradition. I couldn’t see the harm in it.” 

Aerin turned to Raine, and asked, “Then why didn’t you just tell me that’s why we were coming here early?!” 

“Don’t be ridiculous,” Imtura said with a booming laugh. “You know godsdamn well you would’ve said no. That girl isn’t stupid.” 

With a rueful smile, Aerin said, “I don’t have a choice, do I?” 

“You don’t; I think I’ll bow out, though,” Kade said. 

Mal chuckled. “I’ve been eating spicy food my whole life - I thought I had a leg up on all you guys, but I didn’t think you were going to quit before we even got started!” 

“Yeah…” Kade said absently, looking off into the distance at some of the stores in the town square. 

Raine shook her head. “You’re wrong, Mal. Kade’s already beaten the challenge. You can see for yourself. His name’s on the wall… at the tavern.” 

“Ohhh. The tavern. That’s where this challenge is hosted,” Aerin said, as understanding came over him. He and Raine had talked extensively about their families - including the sheer amount of trouble Kade was always getting himself into when he and Raine were growing up in Riverbend. “You just don’t want to face that barkeep again.” 

The group - minus Kade - laughed. 

“Come on, just come with us,” Imtura insisted, slinging an arm around Kade’s shoulders. 

“Besides, Raine’s here, and she’ll never let him kill you,” Aerin pointed out. 

“That’s true,” agreed Tyril. 

---

A collective cheer came from the crowd gathered in the tavern as the group stepped inside. 

“The heroes of the realm!” several people shouted. Tankards of ale were raised, and the heroes were clapped on their backs and shoulders as they made their way to the bar counter. 

“Raine! Back home already? To what do we owe the pleasure?” asked the barkeep. 

“That,” answered Raine, pointing to the wall behind the bar. There was a painting of a pargallus, a small domesticated bird found widely throughout Morella, raised for its feathers, eggs, and meat. It was dramatically engulfed in flames, and its eyes were crossed out with black X marks. This was the logo of the infamous Saucy Folks Challenge, so named for the Saucy Sausage that originated from Riverbend, along with the other nine hot sauces that made up the challenge. 

“See? Right there,” said Kade proudly, pointing to the long list of names under the cartoon pargallus. 

“All right, I concede,” said Mal, raising an eyebrow. 

“Hah! The Saucy Folks Challenge! Wonderful! Any special occasion, or just because?” asked the barkeep, who was already beginning to gather some trays and baskets.  

Raine glanced over at Aerin, who flushed a crimson so deep he almost resembled the burning pargallus, and she showed the barkeep the royal ring she wore on her hand. “He gave this to me when we first met. A lot’s happened since then. But now it’s official: we just got engaged.”

There were several surprised gasps from the tavern patrons, and then a second round of celebratory cheers made its way throughout the establishment. 

“Well, then, I offer my congratulations!” said the barkeep. “Our little Raine, all grown up, about to get married! To a prince, no less!”

“Well, that part is currently up in the air,” corrected Aerin. 

Mal smirked. “I think the term they used was ‘On Probation,’ or, alternatively, ‘We’re Watching You, Young Man.’ They may be on a three-strikes system. Or something.” 

“In any case, back in the king’s good graces,” continued the barkeep, his voice becoming stern. 

“Ehhh…” said Raine, teetering her palm back and forth in the air. 

The barkeep’s expression turned deadly serious. “What I’m getting at is, surely this family is now prospering. I mean it, Kade. It was cute at first, but this has gone on long enough. You think it’s easy making a living here? I don’t care that you’re a hero of the realm, Kade, you’re our hometown boy first, and I expect our folk to take care of each other here in Riverbend - and that means paying your tab in full!” 

Kade sat on his barstool taking this in quietly, all while a big smile spread across his face until he was positively chortling with joy. 

“What’s so funny?!” demanded the barkeep. 

Kade, still with the giant grin on his face, swiveled around on his stool to face his future brother-in-law. 

There was an awkward pause. For a moment, no one spoke. Then Aerin relented, groaned, and said, “Fine.” 

“Hooray!” exclaimed Kade, putting both hands in the air and spinning on his barstool. 

“Wait, really? I’m finally getting paid?” said the barkeep with no small amount of astonishment. 

“Hand over the tab,” said Aerin with a sigh. He accepted a thick stack of paper from the barkeep, and his eyes grew wider and wider as he scanned over it. “What the three hells, Kade?” 

“Thanks, Aerin! I can tell we’re going to be great as brothers-in-law!” Kade said with a laugh. 

“Yep.” 

---

“Here it is!” Raine said brightly, approaching the table around which her friends were gathered with an enormous tray filled with fried pargallus wings, each basket of wings being labeled with a number. 

“The local butcher’s family has been making these hot sauces for generations. People around here say that they just keep getting hotter and hotter every year. They partner with the tavern to host the challenge, since… well, people want a lot of ale while doing it,” Raine said with a laugh. 

“All right,” she continued excitedly. “You ready? It starts with our hometown favorite, Saucy Sausage, and it only gets hotter.” 

“It starts with Saucy Sausage?!” said Nia with great trepidation. 

“I warned you,” replied Raine with a grin. 

“So, Kade? You in or not?” Mal said, nudging Kade in the ribs. 

“I was going to say I have nothing to prove - I’ve already got my name on the wall. But you know what? What the hell, my only sister’s getting married! I’m in!” 

The table cheered. 

“A lot of people do it for weddings, but it’s not a wedding-specific tradition,” Kade clarified as he sat down. “It’s just a thing people do in Riverbend. No special occasion needed, really. People make any old excuse to get together with friends and do the challenge.”

“Then I suppose, as we are here, celebrating an occasion, with friends, it appears we are all set to go,” concluded Tyril. 

As everyone began to grab a basket for themselves and get seated, Aerin hesitated. 

“Come on, you can sit next to me,” said Raine warmly. 

Aerin, however, stayed where he was, and fixed his eyes on Tyril. “Did you mean that?” 

“What?” 

“Well…” Aerin began hesitantly. “That we’re friends?” 

“Yes,” said Tyril flatly. “Why wouldn’t I?”

“Because… you don’t really treat me all that differently than when you all were threatening to kill me every two seconds?” 

Mal, Imtura, and Nia all exchanged amused looks with one another. Then Imtura gestured towards Tyril and said, “You think he doesn’t like you? I think you offended him, Aerin.” 

“Yeah, he looks confused and offended,” added Mal.  

“Yeah, tell him, landrat,” Imtura goaded Raine. 

Aerin felt that Tyril appeared exactly as he always did. 

“Um… no he doesn’t,” Aerin said, to which everyone else but Tyril laughed. 

“You keep hanging with us, princeling, and you’ll start to see it,” Mal said good-naturedly. 

“Yes, that’s just how his face is, Aerin,” Nia explained patiently. 

“Not you, too,” Tyril grumbled at her. 

“It’s just… well, I just assumed you still hated me,” said Aerin. 

“Then why would I be here right now?” Tyril asked. 

“To support Raine, of course.” 

“If we still hated you, we would have simply thrown a private bachelorette party for her without you.��� 

“Ooh, we could still do that, too, though,” said Imtura. She and Nia exchanged a look, ensuring that this was definitely happening. 

“Then… you’re here for the free ale?” Aerin said helplessly. 

“Former Prince Aerin,” Tyril said icily, “I assure you that if I should ever attempt to make nice with Raine’s acquaintances, even if I did not like them, it would not be for the paltry reward of free ale and a basket of assorted fritters.” 

“You also get your name on the wall,” Mal interjected. 

“And hey, those fritters are good!” Raine insisted. 

Tyril turned away to look out of the tavern window in order to hide the mixture of amusement and annoyance on his face. When he turned back around, he was perfectly composed. 

“You are, as they say, stuck with us,” insisted Tyril. 

“Huh. So we’re friends,” said Aerin, a teasing grin finally appearing on his face. 

Tyril Starfury let out a breath and, in his heart, cursed Raine of Riverbend for letting things come to this point. That boy really was annoying. 

“The things I do for my friends,” he muttered aloud. 

“So?! We starting, or what?” said Imtura. 

“Yes, we’re starting!” Raine said decisively. “All right, everyone ready with Sauce One? All you have to do is finish those wings to move onto Sauce Two. Oh, and think up some really good questions, everyone!” 

“Wait, hold on, landrat,” cut in Imtura. “You never told us how we win.” 

“Yes, we did,” said Kade. “You get through all ten sauces in order, you answer all the questions that are asked of you, and then you win.” 

Imtura’s face was a mixture of astonishment and dismay. “No, I mean, then who wins?” 

Kade and Raine both looked a little confused. “Everyone who gets to Sauce Ten?” Raine said. 

“Then how do you…?” Imtura trailed off. 

“You beat the challenge by getting all the way to the end, that’s it,” said Kaid simply. 

“So you’re saying there’s a chance that all of us could win, and no one single person is the champion?!” Imtura demanded.

Raine snorted. “I’m not so sure that all of us will win.” 

Then it was Mal’s turn to scoff. “I’m the one who introduced you to Purple Parnassians, kit.” 

“Mal, those things are probably a one on the scale, maybe a two.” 

“Hah!” barked Mal, though Raine didn’t miss the look of apprehension that crossed his face. 

Imtura narrowed her eyes at Mal. “Ooh, I’m beating you, at least.” 

Aerin, who was familiar with Purple Parnassians back in Whitetower, looked even more nervous than he was before. “So I really have to do this?” he said. 

“Oh, just you wait, you who mocked Saucy Sausage,” replied Raine. She then turned towards Tyril, and added, “And so did you, if I remember correctly.” 

And so the challenge began. 

“Oh, gods,” cried Tyril. “This is horrible.” He shot his arm out towards Imtura. “Ale. Ale.”

“Help!” wailed Mal. He cast a stricken glance over to Nia, who herself was in excruciating pain from Sauce Five, and was not capable of thinking straight. Nia grabbed a pitcher of water and threw it upon herself and Mal, leaving the two of them sputtering. 

WIth tears in his eyes, Tyril straightened his shoulders and summoned up what was left of his dignity. “This isn’t working,” he declared. “Hand over the milk.” 

“With the ale?!” gasped Imtura, who was fanning herself with her napkin in between gulps of her own ale. 

“Not together!” growled Tyril with aggravation. 

“This burns more than the Nerada Stone,” sobbed Aerin. 

“I’m in too much pain right now to decide if that’s too soon or not, Aerin,” said Mal. 

“Wait,” Tyril suddenly said, who was in slightly better shape for having had some milk. “I just remembered we were supposed to be asking questions.”

“Oh, yeah,” said Mal. “Okay, I’ll go first. So, comparing this to the Nerada Stone: too soon?”

“No, it was funny,” answered Tyril with grave sincerity, readying himself for another pargallus wing. 

“Agree,” said Kade. 

“You don’t even know funny!” shot Mal. “And this proves it!”

“Just eat your wings!” Tyril roared back, more tears welling up in his eyes. 

Nia was panting hard, and dabbed at her eyes with a napkin. “Imtura, did you ever feel that you lash out at people sometimes because your mother wasn’t generous enough with her affection?” 

“Whoa!” Imtura sputtered, spitting out some of her ale and coughing, in equal measures from shock and from the heat of Sauce Five. 

“Priestess isn’t holding back!” Mal exclaimed. 

“Well?” Tyril prodded. 

“Yes! Happy?!” Imtura growled, tearing viciously into a pargallus wing. 

“All right, Mal, you’re up,” said Raine. “Deepest darkest secret you’ve never told anyone else ever.” 

Mal managed to bark out a weak laugh amidst his panting and gasping. “Why do I get that one?!” 

“Everybody can answer that one, too,” said Raine diplomatically. 

“Um… don’t have any,” said Mal. 

“Boooo!” shouted the rest of the table. 

“Fine! I had a crush on Raine when I first met her!” 

“EVEN MORE BOOOOOO!” yelled Imtura. “We all knew that!” 

“Yeah,” said Nia, sniffling through her tears. “Raine said, deepest darkest secret no one knows!” 

“Very funny,” Mal said, himself sniffling through tears as well. 

“Kit this, kit that,” Tyril mocked savagely. “It could not have been more painfully obvious.” 

Mal turned towards Tyril with venom in his eyes. “Oh? And you?” he said accusingly. 

Tyril then had a coughing fit from his efforts to make it through Sauce Seven. When he recovered, he said, “Everyone liked Raine. That is no real secret.” 

“Is no one going to ask Tyril about the existential crisis he had when we went to Zaradun?” challenged Mal. 

“Just eat your wings!!!” shouted Tyril with more emotion than he’d shown all day. 

“Ice, elf boy, please,” huffed Mal, pushing a glass of water towards Tyril. 

Tyril obliged, using his magic to drop some ice cubes into Mal’s water. “Only because you said ‘please,’” he said grimly. 

Ignoring this, Nia asked, “Raine, did you ever have romantic feelings for anyone else in your adventuring party?” 

Raine, who was soldiering through Sauce Nine, but visibly struggling, eventually gained enough composure to answer. “Maybe. I might have. If Aerin hadn’t come along when he did.” 

“Who?” 

“Yes, who?!” 

“Tell us!” 

“Oh, I don’t know! You guys know I flirted with everyone back then!” 

“Who could forget the bug monster…” Mal said darkly, as he wiped his brow and downed some more ale. 

“Done!” Raine suddenly shouted, throwing a bone down into the basket in front of her, and raising her tankard of ale. “Sauce Ten!” 

The tavern patrons all cheered and whooped, and thumped the tables. “Raine! Raine!” some chanted. 

“All right, I am not getting left behind,” said Imtura with renewed determination. She clenched her jaw, and then tore through Sauces Eight and Nine. The others followed suit, amidst sobs and yells, and dramatic gulps of their ale. Sauce Ten was now in everyone’s sights. 

“We’re gonna add a whole bunch more names to that wall tonight!” shouted Kade. “I get a special mark for doing it twice!” 

“Keep fighting!” growled Nia. 

“We can do this!” added Imtura. 

“Put mine up there!” screamed Mal, his face bright red and shiny with perspiration and tears. “Done!” 

“Done!”

“DONE!”

“Sauce Ten, done!” 

Raine turned towards her fiance, and gave him a triumphant smile before leaning in and kissing him. 

“Feels like fire,” he said with a big grin. Raine couldn’t tell if his face was red from the kiss, or - well, frankly, it was probably mostly from the challenge. 

Aerin looked around at the people surrounding him - sweating, coughing, wiping away tears, gulping down milk and ale - and even through the sheer pain he was feeling in his whole face from going through this ordeal, he realized he didn’t want to be anywhere else, doing anything else, with any other folks. 

His family wasn’t the one into which he was born. His family was the one that took him in, forgave him for the things that he’d done, and relentlessly teased him every chance they got. 

He gritted his teeth with determination. They were his new family. Therefore, his name godsdamned well better be joining theirs up on that wall. 

“Done! SAUCE TEN!” he shouted, and it brought the house down. 

The tavern erupted with a deafening cheer. 

There was no better way for Raine and Aerin to start their celebrations and new life together. 

[ssuzumi]

SasuSakuSara Weekend 2020

Day 3: Future/Free Prompt

[femgirlfriend-moved]

You in the queue? Ahh right. What's up mate? Alright boss? Er, yeah. let's have a look. You got any steak bakes? Excellent Ruuahhh. I would like - 2 sausage rolls please pal [weird, these blokes dont say pal irl], 3 steak bakes, bacon roll - You stopped breakfast at 11?! RAAAUGH. But I wanted a bacon roll with brown sauce to go with all my meat products! Im a big boy - don't you see that? UUueyy. Yes please. Err could you add on a couple of uhh Chicken bakes please on there please pal? Ehhh 2 more steak bakes, 3 more sausage rolls, and that'll be it pal. Oh a cappucino please mate. For the wife. Oh - vegan steak bake please mate...PFFFF hahahha! Just kidding mate - if I'm vegan, my wife is Pamela Anderson! Whaayyyy! Sorry I didn't mean it! Thanks very much pal! Do I want chocolate on my cappucino? Obviously hehey! More sugar is more happy! Thanks mate *slurp* *RHARHARYRU*

HELP for a sec i was like what the fuck is happening then i realized what u were telling me 😭😭😭 thank you scream i had no idea those were actual sentences he was saying how are u guys even understanding is beyond me this is actually so funny omg

[sebas-chan-butler]

Tag game

@rosengale  and @silverquillsideas   thank you♥♥

Rules: answer 12 questions, then tag 21 people you want to get to know better. --hahahahhaha omg where I’m suppose to find 21 people??????? this is some funny part  😂😂😂

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Name: Secret as always♥

Nickname: Miki or Miks

Gender: female

Zodiac: Pisces !!

Height: 172 cm

Time: 15:22

Favorite musicians: uff Adam Lambert ,Sergej , Joksimovic and so many many bends I can’t count them all XD

Song stuck in my head:  Joe Jonas - See No More

Last movie I saw: Sierra burgess is a loser ♥

Last thing I googled: barakamon handa x hiroshi (I’m ready for a new ship hahahha)

Other blogs: @kuroshitsuji-sama @bts-gay-trash and @walking-in-circles

Do I get asks: not very often

Why I chose this name: omg because I love sebastin so much I could die??????

Following:uhh 19 days, Naruto ,Haikyuu ,AOT , Dakaretai ,Kuroshitsuji ,Yuri on ice , Kuroko no basuke , Banana fish (a lot hahah)

Amount of sleep: a little

Lucky number: 7 ♥♥

What I’m wearing: a long sleeve shirt and pants

Dream job: psychologist, mangaka ,animator....travel guide

Dream trip: Japan and Egypt (but literary everywhere ,I just want to travel )

Favorite foods: spaghetti in sauce with ground meat ahhhhh

Instruments: uhh nah😭

Favorite songs: sorry but I can’t pick just one ,I have too much ,respect for all of them I tag:  hmmm someone new...well @shui-xi @milkshake-fairy @rikki-44 @amai-amaidayo @eyesinthedark13 ahh and everyone else who wants !

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you Mrs. Christmas loving jambalaya making archer in training medium rare steak eating eyebag 😅

Sorry I fell asleep on you, I know it takes awhile to get back, there's so many topics in one. And I am okay to making friends with someone weird, at least it makes me not the weird one anymore hahahaha just kidding and it goes both ways, you can also back out and stop answering my questions 🥲

I love the fireplace! And the tree is so pretty. The lighting feels so homey and cozy. It's like I can actually feel Christmas just by looking at the photo. But where are the presents lol I'm surprised that you didn't put the train set under the tree like a lot of people do.

My favorite colors are black, gray, and royal blue.

Same, I mean I love burgers too but if I make it myself. But I love making sandwiches more. I really like roast beef and smoked turkey, and honey ham. I don't have a favorite cheese but I like the taste of provolone cheese with my sandwiches. How about you? What are your favorites?

Mm I love spaghetti and lasagna. I think I can eat spaghetti everyday, I just need the perfect sauce. I remember making risotto before, it was good but you are right, it can be hard to make haha

That's interesting, cashews and raisins in rice? I want to try that. I want to try new foods! I want to try Indian curry but I am scared because of the spice. So I always just make my own curry at home where it is just mild or 0 spicy 😅 they do have really good rice though, I ordered biryani one time, and the rice was amazing..spicy but amazing.

Yes I love bread! I really like fresh french bread. But I can't make bread at all. I get to scared messing with yeast. I like eating it though hahaha i like making banana bread, and zucchini bread. Do you like bread?

How do you start a space party? You planet. 🤣🤣

Would you rather be able to fly anywhere you want, or be able to swim and breathe under water?

-CuriousGeorge

Good morning.. hahhaa.. wow i bet u had to take a deep breath after u sayin my nickname, or u hv to crack ur knuckles after u typed it. Now i gotta create u some. Lol.

It's okay! I figured u fell asleep. Yeah we have lots of topic in one which is great! N i love it! Hahahha. Oh trust me, u wont be the weird one if u r friends with me. 🤣 nope, i wont back up n i will keep replying to ur asks.haha. in fact u r too late to back out now from making friends with me, u know too much now. So u r stuck being my friend, FOREVER! *laugh maniacally* 😈 hahahahaha. Jk. Dont worry, im not a maniac.🤭

Aaaw thank you!!! I love fireplace too! I love decorating it even if it's not christmas! Hahaha. Our previous house in CA has 2 fireplace (formal livin room and other living room/tv room) so i had fun decorating it.😆

Oh n guess what, few days ago was my first time have a lit up fireplace n i love it! I love the crackling sound n the smell of it when u walk into the house.. smell smokey but different smokey. When i was a kid i always dreaming to have a house with fireplace and i will get warm from the fire in it on winter, so i was so happy when it was on.lol. like i said, im easy to please person 😅

Aaw thank u.. i usually like the tree with the whitelights, but for my daughter, i picked the color ones so she will be amazed n more excited for christmas. N if u see the pictures of the decorations with the lights (carousels n the others), we started collecting it for our daughter. We try to buy one every year, so she can keep it n have it when she is older or have her own place. We also like to collect christmas ornaments from places we went to or things that we like.

Haha the christmas present, we have them all in our tornado shelters in the garage,, with her stuborness, she wont want to wait to open it n will keep asking to open it. Plus we r going to CA anyway on the 20th, so we will put it the night before we leave so when we get back it will be there n we'll tell her santa came when we were at grandma's 😅 pluuuuus she will get A LOT from her grandma's n uncle, they already put them under the tree. We just dont want to take the excitements from it with the one we got them. And mostly presents from us are big ones (art easle with table n chair, frozen themed vanity, bike, cinderella carriage toy and a mini drum set) it wont be fit under the tree 🤣🤣🤣🤣 n yes, she is one spoiled sassy princess. Lol. Mostly is my husband's doing though. I reminded him that we have to slow down on the gift, just to teach her n keep her humble.. again, i'm the no fun parent.lol

Ah yeah, bout the train, we always put it under the tree but this house is smaller n it will be on our way to the room if we put it under the tree, so we put it over there just so she can see it.

These are the picts from last year's christmas on the formal living room. N u can also see the 9ft tree we had last year. I asked them to flock it because thats how i love it.😅 n the train is under the tree.lol.

Oh those are nice colors.. mine are burgundy red, navy blue, dark green, black. Is royal blue like the dodger blue?

Ouh i love roast beef sandwich! When i was in new orleans, there is this place called parkway, they are famous with their roast beef sandwich n they put their famous gravy in it n u can also add fried shrimp to it.. it is soooo good. I love ham, roast beed, prosciutto, and spicy capicola. 😁 im not a big fan of cheese but my favorite is mozzarella, sharp white cheddar and provolone. Harvatti cheese are yummy too.

I think when u order indian curry or briyani u can ask them not spicy.. i always order them spicy hahah. Try tikka massala chicken, they r creamy curry. They usually make it either with coconut milk or yogurt it's my favorite.

I love bread. My top three favorite are naan bread, flat bread, and pita bread. Other favorite are sourdough and plain bagel.😁

Ough i love french bread with creamy soup! 🤤

Yeah the cashew nut n raisin really make the briyani rice interesting n give a lot more flavor.

Lol it took a second for me to get the joke because i just woke up when i read it..lol. thats a good one. More joke please! *clapping*

I would rather be able to fly. Deep ocean scares me.haha. what about u?

Next question if u dare..😆😅

Cheerio!

[jjkfire]

I may not have experienced the same things as you are (I’m sorry but I have no idea how things work where you live), but I’ve been through sth very similar apparently. I have no idea how things work in Malaysia (studies, jobs, businesses) nor do I know your career goals, but I’m sure you’ll succeed. (1/4)

Indications/privilege can land you a job now, but if you were carried through college and pointed out to a company cause of sb you know, you won’t have the necessary social and resolving skills needed in the future. And that’s exactly what you perfected when you did everybody’s part. From my experience, there’re lots of companies out there still looking for talent and skills instead of indications. It’s super valid to be bitter and angry 'cause of this injustice; hard work should prevail. (2/4)

You seem to work very hard for everybody and put your best in everything you do. You’re very smart and creative, which is a huge differential. You’re really sweet and caring too! 😊 It’s so difficult to find people who really care about others and want them to do their best and end up well. I think you’re an incredible person; you did a 3 people job all by yourself and endured their lack of willingness and respect. 😁 (3/4)

I wish I had more friends like you in my life. You’re that kind of person that makes me believe in human kind and that I’m not just someone deluded or innocent! I hope you’re having a great day today! 😘💜 Ps may I be curious and ask what milo drink and tempe goreng are? 😳🙈 And sorry for the very long ask. I think I got a bit carried away... (4/4)

oh my gosh... you are the sweetest person on this whole entire earth and i’m like honestly so incredibly touched by this message 😭 i genuinely read this multiple times over and then typed and re-typed my reply because i just didn’t know how to express how much it means to hear such reassuring words like i... i don’t know, i still can’t find the words ): 

just know that this means so so much to me and you’re so kind because you’re not obligated to say any of this to me and yet you actually took the time to write this out to comfort me, a stranger you owe nothing to and I just— i love you. i don’t even deserve like half the things you said about me in your message and if anything, now i will aspire to be more like the person you think that i am hahahhaha. you’re so sweet and kind oh my gosh!!!! this message completely turned my week over for the better. omg and no! you are the kind of person that makes me believe that there are good people out there!!! i mean how can i not after what you just sent me. honestly... you radiate so much love, happiness and kindness in your message im so (’: i hope people only ever return the same kindness towards you.

also hahhaha milo is like hot chocolate but... BETTER. yeah i usually have it cold but it’s so good like you don’t understand. you gotta come to south east asia to taste it because although it’s available worldwide, our formula is made differently aha and you gotta have it at our local store where you can ask for a milo dinosaur and they’ll top off your drink with a scoop of chocolate powder 🤤

and tempe/tempeh is like this soybean fermented thing which sounds weird i know but okay it tastes so good!!! goreng means fried in bahasa so hahhah tempeh goreng means fried tempeh. it’s usually fried in sweet soy sauce and chilli! omg it’s spicy and so good hahahha now im hungry

[tsukishumai]

LMAO I LOST IT HAHAHHA I DIDNT CONFUSE U FOR SOMEONE ELSE DONT WORRY!! AND YES I KNOW (AND I DO LOVE) SHUMAI dip it in soy sauce with chili pls 🤤 I JUST HAVE A THING FOR MAKING NAMES SHORT HAHAHHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣 I STILL GOT U GURL

istg lost it when i woke up from my nap and saw these on my dash 🤣🤣🙊🙊🙉🙉🙈🙈

-🦠

JAJDBEISOAKWJW OK BUT NOW I KINDA FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE FOR THAT LMAO IM SORRY BUT IM GLAD U KNOW SHUMAI ITS THE BEST yes soy sauce and chili and a lil lemon 😍 BUT OK IM GLAD WERE ON THE SAMD PAGE PLS I LOVE U SORRY

How was ur day germy and omg I didn’t get to respond properly last ask cause I was distracted but let me TELL you *that* scene, you know *tsukki’s* scene is what got me SIMPIN for him like that scene lives RENT FRE in my mind 😩☝🏽

[australian-desi]

Qurbaan Hua ~ Episode 2: Of Flowers, Doctors and Evil Family Members

Helloooo, I totally didn’t abandon liveblogging this show because of my lack of ability to balance my life and also because I really could not make myself do it, but now I’ve finished 1 year of uni and I feel like I should be able to do this now, but I also have a habit of starting things and not following through with them so we shall see how this adds up. Now that this self depreciating rant is over, welcome back to Qurbaan Hua a show I am watching just for Karan Jotwani, his face, body, mind and spirit. Also because it’s been a while since I’ve watched an extremely toxic man and wonder how this one’s gonna outdo the rest???? I need a better hobby. 

Also I will be liveblogging this episode, and the last week, coz otherwise, it will take too long, but I will make posts here and there if something aggravates me enough. 

So anyway lets get this show on the road 

Just a quick recap for me and the rest, we left off at the girl (whose name we do not know as yet), sitting in a bus next to Neil, who prayed to god that he would never see her again coz she’s a ‘teekhi as shezwan sauce’, to his utter disbelief his seat is next to hers, they have a spat over the window seat, and coz he’s assigned that seat, she gives in. After that some goons appear in the bus to kill her as she saved some kids from their boss, and Neil, in typical tellywood style, claimed her as his wife

Also Neil is a the token family disappointment coz he decided to become a professional chef rather than the head pandit, he has a sister that could give Anjali competition and she is also preggers and has a shady husband. 

Now we can truly get this show on the road:

I have truly forgotten how our girl got sindoor on her forehead but it is working towards this whole “husband saves wife” ting 

OMG I CANNOT THE GOONS DO NOT LOOK SCARY IN THE SLIGHTEST

Also she warned Neil that they are ‘very dangerous’ and he’s reassured her by telling her to play along

“Sorry madam humein bola tha ke uss ladki ne peela suit pehna tha aur kunwari thi, lekin aap ki toh shaadi ho chuki hai” LOLLLL SO THEY KNOW WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND HER MARITAL STATUS BUT DO NOT KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE, TF?????

“Haan humein shaadi ko 6 mahine ho gaye hai” “LEKIN BHAI-JI PICHLE 6 MAHINO SE ISSNE MERA JEENA HARAM KARDIYA HAI” loving this overacting ki dukaan and the whole ins and outs of their “marriage” that the bus now knows

The goon is even like “bitch I’m out”

omfg she’s trying to thank him, and he’s all up on his high horse. Just takes the thanks and move on, why you gotta be all up with the ego (also I’m not gonna post anymore photos or we’ll literally be here all day, screencaps will be back once I’m upto date)

And he’s calling her shezwan sauce again coz she’s always getting him into musibats and “shezwan sauce ka kaam hi yeh hota hai... seene mein aag lagana” ALSO FYI THIS IS THEIR SECOND MEETING SO TRULY WTF, (but I’m also here for this) 

ohhh sifaljiya means sar dard without ilaaj (aww they’ve given each other nicknames how cute)

HAHAHAH HE SAID SAME TO YOU AND SMIRKED

I like his sass 

So she’s come home after 3 months, to see her baba, who is overweight? and she’s his dietician because looking after your parents is directly correlated with sanskaar 

Also coz she’s smart she’s realised that she’s gonna meet him again so this would be enjoyable and she wants to get rid of all ehsaan he has on her so they never meet again 

basically I spoke too soon coz she genuinely thinks a simple thankyou will stop them from meeting again

And he’s gone

OMG I THOUGH THEY WONT SEE EACH OTHER BUT THEY DID SO OMLLLLL

Nice touch with the masjid and the mandir in opposing directions, and her turning away from him to pray and now they’re facing in opposite directions towards their faiths, I’m gonna guess that’s their major conflict 

ALSO WHAT DID I TELL Y’ALL IN THE LAST LB, THIS FLOWER WILL BLOOM BECAUSE OF THESE TWO, SO SUCK ON THAT NEIL’S DAD

Also welcome to the beginning of another toxic yet addictive ‘love story’

So her dad is a carpenter of sorts

Also he looks quite skinny so what was the fat shaming for?????

WE FINALLY HAVE A NAME - CHAHAT BAIG? 

No, he’s a gynaec and carpentry is a ‘shaunk’ 

Oh no, I see where this is going, god fucking dammit dave (yes I talk in tiktok now)

So she’s become his ‘doctor’ when he’s an actual doctor, also he’s asking her questions that a fkn year 7 kid would know the answers to 

And now they’ve ‘earned’ each other’s hugs how normal and sweet

She has come first in MBBS - I’m actually really proud

Also, I would like to give this show a shoutout for actually giving me a female lead who is more educated than the male lead. Like all the other shows I’ve watched, except for Kaisi Yeh Yaariaan (which I don’t consider mainstream ITV) and EDKV (but even in that Shravan was more educated than Suman), the female leads weren’t even college graduates and finally there’s one who has a MBBS. 

And we have someone named ‘Ghazala’ who makes it seem she is a sore spot for Chahat

And ofcourse we are back to the dramatic poojas and saying manhoos things to poison the dad’s brain against his own son

HOW MANY GODDAMN MANDIRS DOES THIS HOUSE HAVE 

What is this random relative, who sometimes cosplays to be blind, sometimes ties his feet together

Also why is this family so dramatic about him being a little late

What if mans had an accident, or he got hurt, or he died? But nah, mans is just disrespectful and hates his family and god 

There is not one family member maybe except for Anjali2.0 who I care for and she’s gonna die 

omg not again with this idiot calling her Sarasti and he’s been declared as the rightful next head priest

And ofcourse Shyam1.5 (coz he’s not as badass as the original), is going to be all fake and be like “noooo, Neil is the rightful owner of this position” etc. etc.

The dad is predictably blinded by his whole act and asking him how can he be so selfless 

Now we have cut back to Ghazala???? who has all these women getting her ready like its the 1600s (one of them is called Shabnam, which is my mum’s name so this is awks) 

It’s the heavy urdu and obsession of beauty for me 

She’s the evil stepmother.tm 

Why are these tv dads either sooooo dumb, soooo cunning or soooo dead, like can’t there be a normal tv dad who is alive and smart and loving 

like this whamen is playing him, and he’s a bloody doctor and he’s letting it happen

Also I ain’t seen itv female leads with alive parents, always one or both of them gotta be dead

LOLLL IN TRUE SNOW WHITE FASHION, THE MIRROR ON THE WALL (I.E. MAIDS) HAVE SAID CHAHAT IS 10X PRETTIER THAN HER STEP MUM 

It’s the mirror breaking and the Mrs. Baig, for me 

HAHAHHA SHE THOUGHT THAT CHAHAT WAS GOING IN FOR THE HUG, BUT SHE’S ACTUALLY GONE TO SEE THE NAME PLAQUE THINGY HER DAD HAS MADE FOR HER 

And the Kedarnath soundtrack is back 

Our mans has finally come, and picked up his sister, scaring her in the process

Awww I’m actually devastated that their killing Anjali2.0 off, I like her bond with Neil (no matter how co-dependent/toxic it may be)

Why is Ghazala, a grown adult woman, jealous of her husband’s kid, that is weird and creepy

I love the whole my name is Chahat Rahil Baig because without my dad, I have no identity etc. but does she not realise, that Baig is also given to her from her dad????

LOLLLL THE DRAMATICS OF SEEING SINDOOR IN HER HAIR (umm surely this isn’t that serious of a situation, she could literally just say idk) 

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this, I will be liveblogging here and there, but proper liveblogs will happen when I’ve caught up. I hope all of you are happy, safe and well!

[jealousorchardx]

Meet me at Red Robin you'll get a whole tower of rings with whatever sauce you want

HAHAHHA... I only go to one restaurant and it's not Red Robin. Sorry.

[honkersdaily]

Sarah Hunt: A Journey Through The Mind Of A Twitter Power User

Bold = MetalGearEric

Italics = Sarah Hunt https://twitter.com/sarahspeachy Sarah hunt.  You are considered by many to be one of the greatest twitter power users of all time. how does this make U feel.

-hahahha oh metal gear eric..... i feel good. I love my followers. i want to be the most powerful twitter account of all time but yes..... it makes me feel good i enjoy coming onto twitter and talking to my followers because i think they are all very cool

wow . Spoken with grace. You heard it fellas. Shes on track to become the most powerful user That has ever lived. Now whats been on Everyones Mind..F, Marry, Kill wario, squidward, frankie muniz

-F marry kill wario squid ward and frankie muniz.... let's see... F: frankie muniz because he is in a lot of pain and maybe F'ing him will relieve him of his pain and he will live a little happier.... Marry: squid ward because he can play an instrument and that's very talented and i like his house i just respect him and would give him a little kiss on the nose kill: wario :| sorry wario but that's jus how it's gotta be.......

completely understandable. Has The Horney Michelin Man Ever Reached out To You? I Understand that he is a Fan.

-no... unfortunately he has not. But i'm keeping up hope that someday he might, I am also quite a fan of his work.

when u see the phrase - “Honkers Daily “ What comes to mind.

-when i see that phrase. honkers daily. i think about titties. for every day of the week huh . what an interesting twist. . " honkers daily"... How lethal is the Sarah Hunt defense squad?

-for now they're building up strength.... but one day im hoping i train them to be the strongest and best defense squad in the world

i sure would not want to be on the wrong side of a team like that. here at honkers daily we support the movement. Whats it like being close friends with Child actor Franklin Muniz?

-thank you i support everyone at honkers so much... frankie muniz is my BEST friend. he cheers me up when i'm sad and when i'm lovely he gives me a soft kiss on the cheek. i love him. so much.

gosh . you know they say the ones who are hurting the most inside wear the biggest smiles. i have a feeling that saying is about frankie . what a gentleman. sarah hunt. Twitter has recently introduced a new feature allowing users (not just power users) to say up to 280 characters! do you think this is Good or Bad.

-i think that it's good. sometimes we have a little bit more to say if. But right now with everyone behaving like an absolute madman and doing very long tweets: That is something i don't support.

hmmm. when you put it that way i agree. there is no need for double madman behavior. What is your favorite type of sauce for a Hamburger . Cheese does not count because it makes the burger a cheeseburger. -my favorite type of sauce for a hamburger is both ketchup and mustard. my favorite hamburgers are the ones with no lettuce just beef pickles ketchup mustard cheese onions. like the dollar cheeseburgers from mcdonalds always going above and beyond.  The dollar burger is not only a great deal but a great load of fun to eat. Ok sarah final question for the kids Reading at home. Describe your ideal Man. This ones for the Fella’s. You can make him out of anything Including cheese. U just couldnt use cheese on the last question.

-my ideal man is someone who is tall and funny and attractive and someone who is respectful but my too respectful and someone who will get along with my family and a plus would be if they spoke spanish because he could talk to my mom and my moms side of the family.... my ideal man would also have some cool hobbies and someone who has ambitions but not annoying ambitions maybe ambitions like they're actually real good at something but they just need to get the right opportunity to get where they need to be..... also my ideal man would hmmm also be nice to me but not too nice.... i want him to be my friend and i want him to be someone that i think is cool. because i think that is important. I have liked people in the past but i didn't think they were cool. like i did not want to be like them... like if they rubbed off on me i would be sad because i wouldn't want us to be alike... so i need someone that i think is cool so that if they rub off on me it's a good thing because i admire them. Also i want someone with nice teeth and a nice nose and i want them to be beautiful. Yes

Listen up men if this is you, please email us at honkers Daily . Sarah hunt deserves This man .on behalf of Everyone at honkers daily thank you sarah hunt for taking the time to let us interview you. You have been an excellent guest. Do you have any shoutouts youd like to give?

-no THANK you... and yes i do. i would like to shout out my mom and dad and my two sisters and my bestest friend trianna and my dog lady and this boy who gave me a hug today and all of my other amazing great friends. thank you

Sarah Hunt Goes Hard. Follow her on twitter for more Stuff https://twitter.com/sarahspeachy

Stay Honkin~ -mge