#sorry paul fans

[parisoonic]

Don't talk incriminating shop infront of your boss at the office Christmas party.

[layaboutace]

House is very competitive about the naughty doctor award.

[pondencee]

Hey…

[itsdefinitely]

hello! if art requests are still open, can you draw infected!paulkins or infected!lautski? tyvm :D

LET THEM BE STRANGE AND EVIL

[paulic]

why does he have insanely good style when he’s not wearing photoshoot clothes? Mary feeding us Paul candids for Father’s Day, everyone say thank you Mary!!

[javelinbk]

Paul and Linda McCartney interviewed by ‘Norman Gunston’ (actor Garry McDonald) in Perth, Australia, 1975 - part 2 (part 1)

[leona-florianova]

No seriously, what (or who) possessed so many people to draw the Ankh-Morpork city watch helmets looking specifically kinda like spanish morion or cabasset helmets.

You know?

These

Like i get it, it was very popular type of helmet, but it doesnt really evoke in me the idea of fantasy cops... Mostly just spanish conquistadors.

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*edit

I know the answer is Paul Kidby, but then what possessed him.

[doodlesofapinetree]

forgot to post this, I drew this before I got sick but it just completely slipped my mind!!

him dressed as Paul Matthews!!

reference/inspo under cut!

[vampir-el]

love how doctor who the movie opens with sylvester mccoy stepping out of the tardis and immediately getting shot and killed. you just know the doctor who online bulletin boards went crazy

[daftydill]

Yet another Linlin doodle page along with some outfits for Linda herself, I'm having a lot of fun with this to be honest :)

Have to thank @lennon-cuddlywump for the Ringo as Professor Calculus suggestion and for helping me brainstorm some other ideas! :)

[hvemind]

not me riddler-posting again… he did nothing wrong, he’s such a little skrunkly, free him, he’s my wife, etc, etc

[gardenwalrus]

i think my unpopular (???) beatles opinion is that i find mal evans incredibly creepy and i don’t really care for him whatsoever

[rizz-penguin]

6.7.1957

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[ratatatastic]

can we pls discuss how the cats are all so horny for them getting Big and Strong and Fit and Buff. If we lived in A/B/O world the locker room and gym would be flooded with pheromones at all times

you my dear anon have truly opened yap-dora's box with this one do not get me started on this please PLEASE you know how nasty this team would go at it in an abo-verse? the pheromones would just be in a constant feedback loop if these boys weren't forced to put on blockers and use suppressants because its really the way they talk about each other and the way their affection shows

and i think just the past few days we've had so many anecdotes of paul talking about how much fitter the cats are, or players commenting on their own physique or other players talking about how much they noticed how big other players have gotten is sooooo

so allow me splurge about all the stuff these horny cats have done that live on in my brain in an abo context because yap-dora's box has been opened. dear god save us all.

the sc celebrations on and off ice: all the neck nuzzling, sashas penchant for grabbing people by the neck/head (ekky, lundy) or just ragdolling guys (forsy) about because who can say no to pack alpha? hes pack alpha! let him do whatever he wants to you! guide his hand to where you want it most (your neck)! absolutely melt that hes letting you touch his neck in return he trusts you that much! feel safe and warm with his hand on you! go limp! let him move you about! pack alpha gets whatever he wants!!

ekkys also specifically brought up monty grabbing the back of his head and rubbing his forehead on his so hard it actually hurt after winning the cup and its always lovely to see some good ole pack bonding that is the forehead nuzzle because sometimes an omega does need hard touch to keep them present

and speaking of ekky... ekky being ekky and grabbing the nearest warm neck to stick his nose into because this poor omega has toiled since game 4 and riddled with anxiety aplenty and hes de-stressing by surrounding himself with pack lest he breaks down and cries again (despite the fact he absolutely did cry on the ice) needs to be reminded hes safe now its all over hes allowed to be spoiled again and filled with the scents of all the people that he loves to soothe him

also all the club e11even shenanigans are truly unmatched sasha being very mmmmghghg with lundy, sasha being mmmdgfdghd with everyone (because pack leader of course has to re-scent everyone in a crowded club his scent gets washed out by all the sweat and people and likes his pack to smell like him :( and whilst hes not super territorial sober he does get more possessive when hes inebriated, listens more to his base instincts screaming at him that he can barely sniff out his pack and thats a no-no he likes his pack to be his), ekky clinging onto sasha (because omega is feeling loveydovey and displaying submissive behaviours to appeal to their pack leader)

but also specifically benny holding maffhew by the neck is always fun to remember because he wasnt super super touchy with anyone that night but maffhew is always an exception of course and wouldnt want to scruff this fun flirty omega? especially one you have so much storied history we love play behaviours we love tussling to re-establish pack dynamics

re: to also expand upon possessive pack leader sasha, sasha making the finns wear a shirsey with barkov city at the front of it during his cup day because that was a thing that very much still haunts me because now they each just have shirts with sashas and theirs name on it. which im sure sasha is very pleased about and thisll probably be the most possessive we'll see him get in a sober context and by god did my jaw drop

also my favourite examples of all this big talk is when mikksy gets brought up and theyre like oh hes soooooo strong hes mean (froths at the mouth at how he can push them around) sorry yall this is my guy i will be annoying about him specifically very much we have a fun new overseer to put us in our place! unfortunately the omegas on this team are very much just in constant preheat at this point like where do i even begin WHERE

also do i have to mention anything about forsy ever? do i have to? presented without comment! the graphic!

(added bonus of all the shit paul said about forsy these past days lmao)

and i just think this team is horny for each at all times and theres so many more examples and pack goes crazy theyre all fucking each other THE LOCKER ROOM REEKS

[good-to-drive]

Not to start shit but there's no non-misogynistic explanation for hating Pattie or Jane

[brokenpiecesshine]

Paul Harries on Instagram, 03/04/2024.

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