#sorry it took me so long to get to this

[snomillions]

Draw dooster with a little cowboy hat please, my friend

TWO duster with a lil cowboy hat for you, my friend

[cheerioskid]

Would love to see you draw more zombiewood, absolutely love how you draw them both

the losers <3

[dumplingsjinson]

Hello, how are you? Would you be willing to do some argument scenarios prompts, please? Regardless, you have my thanks!!

List of “we’re not fighting, we’re arguing. learn the difference” prompts 

“I already told you I didn’t want to talk about it, yet you kept insisting!” “That’s because I fucking care about you!” “Well, did I ask for you to care care about me?”

“Oh, don’t you dare go pinning the blame on me.”

“This isn’t… This isn’t about you. Why are you always making it about you?”

“How did we end up like this?”

“Don’t give me that fucking look.”

Character A getting on Character B’s last nerves, which causes Character B to burst at Character A, hurtling hurtful insults at them they don’t actually mean.

Character B bursting into tears in the middle of an argument.

“This isn’t working. We’re going back and forth.”

“Why does anything I say never get through your thick fucking skull, [name]?”

“I don’t want to do this with you here.” “That’s what you always say whenever I’m trying to talk some sense into you.”

Character A always using their age to dismiss Character B’s side of things even though they’re only a month older than them. “You’re only one month older than me, you fucking shit.”

Arguing over the dumbest shit. We’re talking about petty shit like: “Why’d you buy this type of bread? You know I don’t like this type of bread! Why do you never listen to me?” or “You put the toilet paper roll the wrong way again! It’s always like this with you! The fucking disrespect!”

“So I’m the one at fault?” “That’s not what I’m saying—” “Well, it jolly well sure sounds like it!”

“Look me in the eyes and tell me you didn’t fucking lie to me this whole time.”

“I don’t want to argue about this anymore.”

“I hate you.” “You don’t mean that.” “Right now, I do. More than anything in the world.” “More than the I love yous?” “…You’re playing unfair.” 

“…I need space.”

“You ruined everything! I hope you’re happy.”

Arguing over the same bullshit until one character says, “You never change, do you? You never fucking change. Always so stubborn; always thinking you’re right.”

“Stop arguing with me in front of the kids!” “For the last time, they’re not our fucking kids.” 

Character A getting sick of arguing with Character B so they plug in their ear phones and put the volume up loud enough so they can’t hear Character B bitching about. 

“You know what? Fuck you. I’m not going to waste any more of my time, arguing over something you clearly think you’re right about. Which, by the way, you’re fucking wrong about.” 

Character B being done with Character A teasing them, which leads into a pretty big argument, with Character A calling Character B “too sensitive for their own good”.

“Why don’t you go fucking elope with them if you’re going to side with them every single time?!”

Drunken arguments where neither of them are making any sense.

Character A and Character B arguing because Character B is a self-sacrificing idiot and always puts themselves first over everyone else and Character A is tired of seeing them be like this — they just want them to care about themselves for once. Is that so hard to ask for? 

The look of disappointment, during an argument, coming from Character A which causes Character B’s heart to break. 

“You’re so unlike the person I fell in love with at first. Who… Who are you?”

“Give me an hour. One hour, and I’ll… I’ll be able to talk to you about this properly without me wanting to yell at you, or end up saying things I don’t mean.”

“Calm down,” Character A says, which ticks Character B the fuck off. “Don’t tell me to fucking calm down, you asshole,” Character B spits. 

[pest-icide]

this fellow seems to speak (write, fish is mute) your language. say hi

(sorry felt like impulsively showing you my rat)

What? Oh. It’s a new one. Great.

[ Pest crossed their arms, glaring at it. ]

Are you the reason the elevator floods?

[elpsycongruent]

fave ghost trick character(s) for the bingo card? 👻

ghost trick is a funny one for this specific bingo card; it's such a tight story, the characters are all fantastic, and the ending is SO GOOD, that I don't actually think it's even possible to get a bingo?

but anyway, here's the Actual Best Boy Ever, missile!

emphasis on the charming, and the solving all the problems in the entire story, because holy shit. [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS] works hard, but our valiant little doggie works harder.

speaking of, here's our master manipulator, [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS]:

yes, he is both too stupid to live (and boy howdy...) AND completely brilliant. he contains multitudes. also again: THAT ENDING T_T

hilariously, cabanela's bingo card is almost identical. he just gets one more square:

is he gay? is he bi? i'm not sure, but regardless, he is FABULOUS.

and finally, have our baby rooster of a detective, lynne!

your honor, i love her <3

[nymphoutofwater]

Can you info dump everything about Ophelia pls?

firstly: hi, I love you, thank you for this excuse

secondly:

the thing that’s the most interesting to me about Ophelia is how she always plays the Perfect Women. from the beginning, listening to what she’s told, despite what she wants, to the end, when even her death is beautiful.

but!! she seems to see and understand everything nonetheless. it’s fascinating! look at at flowers she gives out!! look at what she’s accusing them of!!

but guess what? she’s still singing and handing out flowers. it’s still beautiful. it’s almost turning that beauty into a blade that she’s trying to swing at the people she’s watched bring about this tragedy. it’s loud! it’s impossible to ignore! “pray you, mark” she says, making herself truly heard for the first (and last) time in the play!!

in a way, she was trapped from the beginning, and now she gets a chance to break out, to break out of the role of silent and beautiful.

what do you think of her death? do you think she found peace in that water, finally free of it all? do you think it was still more of a trap for her? beautiful and singing till the last moment… inspiring so many paintings, including the one i used for my profile picture… is it her breaking free of the narrative or playing right into it?

I hope it was her choice, in a way. so she gets that moment of freedom. so she’s blessed with dying on her own terms, something no one else gets to do in Hamlet.

[duskandcobalt]

Everywhere, Everything for the ask game 😄

Hi!! Hehe okay it’s unfinished but let’s do it

Favourite scene - this is sooo hard but I think it’s gotta be the first kiss in the kitchen!

Favourite chapter - I think so far, chapter 6! It’s sort of the pivotal chapter and also features the first scene I wrote for this fic

Hardest scene to write - the bit with Graysen and Azriel, I couldn’t work out how exactly I wanted that to go and tbh I still don’t know if I’m happy with it

Favourite character to write - elain!!!! I looooove writing elain because it’s hard as hell in this fic but also so therapeutic

Favourite dynamic to write - Elriel will always have my heart but I’m plotting a little Nesta/az moment and that friendship will always be my weakness

Why I chose the title - bc Noah Kahan is my lord and saviour and also you’ll have to stay tuned to find out

A fun fact about the fic - I initially had this fic titled “tis the damn season” and if you have a read of chapter two, I think it’s evident why

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Whump Prompt #1045

Anon asked: Anything for a reptilian whumpee?

I can give it a go.

The whumper slicing off their tail/ a limb to see if it really does grow back.

And if it doesn’t, the whumpee feels off-balance. (How is the wound cauterised?)

The non-reptile team/friends not knowing how to help. 

The whumpee being mistaken for an amphibian and forced to swim - they nearly drown. 

If they have poisonous spit, they’re always worried about those around them, so they try to keep people at a distance. 

What if in a nightmare, they scratch/bite someone? (or themselves)

The whumpee was ostracised from society due to their unusual colourings. 

The whumper ‘descaling’ your whumpee - either with a fish descaler or just a knife. 

Loosing teeth/claws during a fight. 

Scars that leave permanent, ugly and obvious marks in their skin. 

When the temperature drops they are miserable - they get sick easily and take longer to recover - maybe they frequently lose consciousness like iguanas do lol. 

Your character doesn’t know their own strength and is often labelled as the muscle. What if they just want to be a caretaker? They can be gentle, they promise!

[itlollie]

I just saw your eclipse and-

.. I wanna be held by them :')-

He doesn’t quite understand the concept

[ladye-zelda]

for the 3 sentence prompt...

perhaps

lenient?

"Perhaps I had been a bit to... lenient..." Wars sighed, staring at the two heroes covered in mud with sticks in their hair. Hyrule and Wild giggled to themselves; it was almost too easy to get away with trouble when Wars was put in charge!

[jayjj7]

OMG my prebuilt pc recently broke too, T^T manufacturing company gave up on fixing it and just gave me store credits 🗿 im gonna build my first pc soon doe! :D just waiting on my CPU cooler >:3 hope ur pc continues on strong!!! also, what r the specs to ur pc? :3 hehe srry

OMG IM SO SORRY YOUR PC BROKE when mine broke i was literally going through it😭😭 BUT WHEN YOU FINISH BUILDING YOUR NEW PC YOU SHOULD DEF LMK HOW IT GOES!!

my processor is 13th gen intel(r) core(tm) i7-13700f

16.0GB ram

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070

1TB SSD

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

The struggle is real

LMAO RIP

[xxpinktatertotsxx]

:D

FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND

Several... weeks???? Later I return to actually answer this, because my brain forgot that I never actually answered this.

But, Hi Hi Hi! :D! Fwend beloved!

[obligatetrekkie]

:)

hello :P

[mallowstep]

since the clans have no war-specific code and are also always at war, this makes every crime a war crime. Disobeying your leader? Halfclan relationships? Eating before you fed meemaw? That's all treason, baybee!

well now we have to start discussing the definition of a war. now obviously, a state doesn't have to declare a war to be at war. but war crimes are part of the law of war which involves declaring war, so can they be at war without declaring it?

[cowshampoo]

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two truths and a lie tag game

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