#sorry i took so long to get to this.
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toy-sitting-anon · 1 year ago
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toy sitting variations
These are all ideas I’ve had for toy sitting fanart. I doubt I’ll draw them all, and I may not draw any, but the question of how to render them as pictures has been on my mind. My own skill probably isn’t enough for the task (at least, not yet).
You may notice a butt focus:
A woman sitting on a toy fire truck, wheeling it around with her legs (“wee-ooh, wee-ooh” she says, “where’s the fire? Stop, drop, and roll!”)
A woman sitting on a toy dinosaur (“my butt is the asteroid” she says to the kid it belongs to)
A woman stuck on a playground slide (“I guess I’m too big now” she says)
A woman sitting on a swing where the ropes might snap under her weight, wondering whether to try swinging
A woman sitting on a bucking bronco carnival ride (“I won’t let it throw me this time” she shouts as someone in line behind her guiltily eyes her bouncing butt)
A woman sitting on a rocking horse too small for her which creaks badly with each rock (“I loved this as a kid” she says)
A woman sitting on a bicycle too small for her, her butt almost engulfing the seat (“you really do remember how” she says)
A woman sitting on a sled or toboggan or tube, crashing into a snowbank and leaving a butt-shaped imprint in the snow
A woman in a bathing suit sitting on a sandcastle as the tide comes in
A woman in a winter coat sitting on an overturned snowman, trying on his hat
A woman dressed as one of Santa’s elves sitting on a boxed present (or a Christmas tree?)
A woman dressed as a witch sitting on a broomstick balanced on a jack-o-lantern (or sitting on and crushing a sagging jack-o-lantern?)
A woman dressed in her Easter best and bunny ears accidentally sitting on a hidden egg, crushing it
A woman sitting on a piece of paper, tracing her own butt instead of a hand turkey at Thanksgiving (“it’s a pumpkin” she claims)
A woman in a swimming pool sitting on an inflatable toy (on July fourth? Saying something about fireworks?), spraying water back between her legs through a pool noodle
A woman sitting on and popping balloons at a birthday party
A woman sitting on an exercise ball, deflating it (“I’m balancing” she says)
A woman sitting on a whoopee cushion, deflating it (“oh, very original” she says)
A woman sitting on a jack-in-the-box, turning its crank and giggling as her butt holds the lid closed
A woman sitting on a house of cards (“cool card house,” she says, about to sit, “have you played fifty-two pick-up?”)
A woman sitting on a domino, starting a chain collapse that writes out “oops” in cursive
A woman sitting on a wobbling Jenga tower (“come on, it’s your move” she says)
A woman sitting on a model tower as part of a youth engineering competition (“official stress tester” her shirt says - she seems a little embarrassed)
A woman sitting on a Play-Doh sculpture, leaving a huge butt-shaped imprint in the material
A woman sitting on a big bowl of Oobleck as part of a physics demonstration, slowly sinking into the non-Newtonian fluid
A woman sitting on a plasma ball, having her butt zapped (“I thought this would tickle, but I hardly feel anything” she says)
A woman sitting on a video game controller (“I can still beat you like this” she says)
A woman sitting on a television in the middle of a cubic room with fully mirrored walls (and a fully mirrored floor and ceiling) facing a camera and posing nude as her image (a miniature of the entire scene) is displayed as a Droste image on the television screen
A woman sitting on a toy version of herself (“I love being objectified” she says)
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I um. I don't want to be rude but I'm not sure what you want me to do with this list? Draw whatever you like, I'm not the Kink Commissar.
Don't worry about presentability too much, pretty much every toy sitting drawing I've ever done has been unshareably bad, a lot of them are from tracing or copy-pasting the least appalling ones over and over and over and over, the poses are stiff, the faces are plastic-looking, the anatomy is abhorrent, I can't stray outside of abstract-adjacent cartoonishness or the aforementioned flaws will be too glaring for me to enjoy it even if it is a picture of a woman squishing a toy car. I know I've only seen the one drawing but compared to what I can do it is stellar. If you keep drawing these please do keep sharing them.
If you want, like, feedback or direction:
A woman sitting on a model tower as part of a youth engineering competition ("official stress tester" her shirt says - she seems a little embarrassed)
This one is such a fun mental image and also the hottest. Wish I had come up with it myself! If you draw any of these, do this one, please.
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stil-lindigo · 1 year ago
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mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!
prints
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space-bowl · 6 months ago
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Unconditional love.
Based on this meme, shoutout to whoever made it (I saved it a while ago so if you see this and it's you, please let me know!):
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forgettable-au · 2 months ago
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FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 48-52)
FOUND.
[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]
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orbbo · 3 months ago
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Hey for fannon swap could we please get warden Grian? :D
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Poor guy has to get custom sweaters.
((Thank you all for the request!! I wasn't expecting to get so many but I tried to do my best to do them all justice. I'm no longer taking fannon swap requests now. I'd love to do more general hermitcraft/life smp requests in the future. ))
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courfee · 4 months ago
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17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976
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myrathefarmer · 3 months ago
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The Gorgon Mage 🧙‍♀️🐍 my design for ZombieCleo on the FantasyCraft SMP!✨
My reference page 👇
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solcarow · 7 months ago
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Look Back by Tatsuki Fujimoto // Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint by Sing Shong
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mikonez · 1 month ago
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"I got my sin and you got your sorrow They're born from the din and come out at night"
alt versions under the cut!!
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egophiliac · 7 months ago
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Serious question.
Do you think we’ll see the parents/family of each of the guys???
Like, We’ve been TEASED with Ace’s brother, that I’m starting to think it’s just a reference to that Alice in Wonderland park character in Japan and nothing else….
Jack’s family, Ruggie’s grandma, Falena, Maleficia, Ms.Rosehearts, Just now Vil’s dad is in the picture which I am really happy but now I’m wondering about his mom, and so Deuce’s mom.
I mean, some HAVE a silhouette!! It could mean they do have a design in the making/ready to show. They could’ve shown us Falena in the Tamashina (hope I said that correctly) event, but didn’t (prolly to make Leona not so σ(▼□▼メ) and it’s understandable)
Anyhow, any idea/headcannon about this? Who do you want to see first?
I'm wondering if everyone might eventually get a travel event? like they've now introduced with Vil's that it doesn't have to be specifically hometowns, so that opens things up a lot! (especially if they have to figure out how to do three separate Coral Sea visits) (how would that even work otherwise)
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but yeah, I hope everyone gets a chance! there's a lot of backstory characters I would LOVE to meet. :D :D :D though I do think some of them don't really suit the more light-hearted tone of the events (pretty sure you're right about that being why Falena wasn't in Tamashina-Mina, that would've just been. too much for Leona.) so like...we're probably not ever going to meet the Rosehearts. or Maleficia (although I maintain that this would be THE funniest possible way to introduce her outside of the main story, and actually I would love this a lot, can we please Twst) (I need to see her to put Malleus in a froofy little outfit and tell him what a handsome boy he is). but they've sprung surprises like Kifaji on us, and honestly anyone who shows up and tells embarrassing stories about characters' childhoods is good in my book!
characters off the top of my head who I most want to meet: literally any of the Zigvolts, Azul's mom, Ace's brother, Che'nya's grandfather (<- I think he would be a good one for Riddle) (please just any non-terrible adult in his life), any member of Rook's family because I need to see how they managed to produce him, and...really just whoever they can come up with for Silver.
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thatnununguy · 15 days ago
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PLEASREE PLEASE SHOW MORE EQUIGAM ART PLEASE!!!!!!
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When in doubt — post yaoi art. Or however the saying goes. Perchance.
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funsizedcrow · 4 months ago
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Link is Hylia's specialist little boy (this is not a good thing for him)
(stills under the cut)
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lunacias · 9 months ago
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these are the silt verses, and I name our disciples thus
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talesfromthecrypts · 5 months ago
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Rainn Wilson as Bill Hudley in House of 1000 Corpses
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blasphemousclaw · 10 months ago
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Prince of Death
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monochrome-stars · 5 months ago
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a gift for @eggr0ast !!!
this was meant to be a birthday gift but unfortunately im a bit late :-[ apologiess
but its finished now, and i present to you: The Bouny Comic
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based off this textpost of mine:
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