#sorry i talk to much

[hertzdo]

OYE OYE this is my first fanfic EVER (I mean the first I publish for real) It’s about Dirk Gently AND Loki, this is very short for now ‘cause i’m still hospitalized (psy ward, what a fun experience (spoiler: no)) English isn’t my first language, I don’t really know where I’m going with it but I hope you will enjoy? Check out my others tumblr btw :  https://art-saved-my-faith-in-humanity.tumblr.com/ https://lenaylei.tumblr.com/ https://icarusnlokiagainstthesoulkiller.tumblr.com/ https://twitter.com/Lenaylei and my twitter if you want to see me rage against Macron and the nazis

# One

Because the Universe was never kind. And because Dirk Gently knew what it was to feel directionless. But he never felt as directionless as he felt at this moment. He never felt as drowned into the void, as thrown into the abyss of the nothingness, as alone facing the beginning of the end, as he felt at this moment. Because right now, the Universe was silent. And it never was a good omen.

The constant buzzing inside his head was gone. Muted. Far away. Unreachable. Gone.

The thing is, it wouldn't be so concerning if it had happened during a case or a stressful situation like, let's say, *Blackwing*, but no.

Dirk Gently woke up like he did every morning, in his bed, in his appartement, at the Ridgley's, and the Universe was just gone.

Well, he knew it wasn't just *gone*, the Universe didn’t just stop existing, it doesn't work like that (what does work like that anyway) it just stopped its static, its constant buzzing and its pull and its *voices* and-

His phone started buzzing. Because of course it did.

“Yes Todd, I'm awake” he yawned through his phone.

“Dude, where are you, it's like, wait, it's past 3, I’m waiting for you?”

Already this late? He didn't realized he was this late, he didn't realized he didn't even tried to get out of his bed actually. He sighed.

“Dirk? You there?” Todd seemed slightly concerned. But it was an assumption and Dirk didn't like doing assumptions when he was late, without the Universe nudging his back and-

“Dirk, just get your ass up here” Todd seemed now less concerned and more annoyed.

“Yes Todd, right away Todd!

- And bring coffee!

- Coffee?!

- Yes we got a case, now come on dude!”

Dirk started getting up.

“A case? Are you sure about that?

- What do you mean I'm sure about that?

- Nevermind, getting coffee, wait woops- stupid table, bye Todd”

By new case Dirk didn’t excepted this: a man, falling from a strange magical door, working for the TVA, landing directly in the office of the agency.

“Where is Mobius ? Where am I? Who are you ? What the Hel happened again? What- - Hey there slow down would you mate ? My name is Todd, and this is my friend Dirk, he’s a detective- - Yeah about that- - Shut it! As I said he’s a detective. And you who are you? Who is Mobius ? - What year are we, what is this place, is this Midgard ? Dirk took a big inspiration,  - Midgard ? Waitwaiwaiwait are you like from Asgard ? Thor etc ? - Thor’s my brother, yes.

Big silence in the room

- So you are telling me you are Loki, correct ? Asked Dirk - I didn’t say anything. - Oh yes you did! - No I did not! Nevermind I’m leaving forget about me, got business to do. Todd scaugh, - No I mean, what the Hell was that door, who are you working with, are you planning total annihilation again ? - What the fuck Todd ? - I’m serious, this man tried to enslave humanity once! - IT WASN’T- it wasn’t, I wasn’t really myself at this period of the timeline, please I need to find my partner let me go at once! - Your partner, is he Asgardian too ? - ENOUGH! - Todd stop please. Look, Sir, we are a detective agency, maybe we can help you found your partner ? - I really doubt that. - I mean, you quite landed in my office - I’m sorry about that ? Wasn’t part of the plan. - And what was the *plan* then ? - I’m not telling you, for the last time, let me go, there is no need for violence but you won’t stop me for long. - Alright alright chill man, you can go - Sir, if you ever need a detective don’t hesitate

Loki rolled his eyes - “sir” .

He started walking away when one question remained unresponded: - Actually, could you tell me at least what the year is ? Dirk and Todd exchanged gazes. - 2023, Sir - Crap” He walked away.

[recipient0fxxxx]

You know...birthdays never meant that much to me...

I don't expect people to do much for me on that day...I don't even expect them to say happy birthday to me...it actually quite sad and annoying for me...probably because it makes me too conscious of my existence... and because I have no meaning, it makes me anxious of my being...it's actually just a day like any normal day and I don't get/know what should I do on that day...like I know it supposed to be a...maybe not important but a nice day just for me because it's the day I was born...but is it really?...sometimes I think so what? It's not like I'm constantly happy or other people are necessarily happy that I'm here...it's not that important...

But...what can I do?

Even with all this I can't deny that it feels good when someone remembers you...just by saying happy birthday...but why though?...is it because of this existential crisis? Is it because people remembering me make even a little bit of meaning for me?...Is it because I feel lonely?....

I don't know...I really Don't...or maybe it's there but I Don't wanna know because even though I bitch about this I still enjoy swimming in this ambiguity?... guess sooner or later I should fully accept myself is a masochist from birth...

Today my sister who is in the other side of the world asked me what do I want for my birthday...the first thing that came to my mind was "whatever I say it's not like you can do anything about it"...Well of course I didn't say it but even when I thought about it...I didn't know what I want...it's not like I want anything...so as always I said "I don't know"

At the end of the day... I'm just a fucking hypocrite...

I say I don't expect things from the people around me...but still...it's been more than half a day and none of my parents have told me anything...I'm not gonna say anything...just a little experiment to see when will they realise...but I know even if they tell me I know I will feel "thanks-whatever"...

But I still know how much the little me in those times always wanted a not too big birthday party where you buy a beautiful cake from that shop we always went to and invited the relatives who lived near us and get more than three or four gifts...like the other birthdays other people throw...

And at the end...I know I'm the one who is ungrateful and is a cry baby for thinking about this...

Sorry...

P.s

Let's say some good to my sisters where the only people who always say it first and actually in all these years put time to get me gifts even if it was little and I will always be grateful to them

And let's not forget that one very important person to me who always told me happy birthday and even gave gift to even though they've never seen me up close...and even though I was a piece of shit...love you...

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

[peace-hunter]

nothing better than thirteen ghosts living in your chest to distract you from a bad break-up </3

the thrilling sequel to this lol

[flaxen-kittie]

Its like iv woken up with a hole in my chest i dont know why i just have this impending doom

Maybe its the tarot card reading my friend did. I asked them anout love, they told me about jessie, they said if i didnt cut contact i was going to end up dead or worse, I played it off that im fine but im not, i know im gunna die at his hand, if not death i know hes going to do something i cant get out off but i dont know what hes capable of anymore, every time i think hes gone low he just gets lower

Mayby this is me midnight honesty or smthin but i need to get this out in the world

I dont wanna die, if i was gunna die i want it to be on my terms even if that means suicide, i know what its like to almost die both self inflicted and from anothers hand, suicide is better, when i was in that room with the knife st my fucking neck eith those fucking men i was scared, i knew i didnt get to say good by yo my family, or my last few friends hell would people even find my body? I dont know and thats scary, scince that moment im in constant fear of being killed cause i was soo close when i fidnt want to be, i remember when jess stabbed me, i finaly made it home, i felt so small and pathetic, i just walked to the bathroom and tried to stitch my self up.

Me, at the time being a 13 y/o girl, having stitch up a stab wound after walking for and hour trying to find home, i had lost do much blood, I remembermy perants coming home from there trip and finding me, they just yelled thinking i did it to myself, i didn’t correct them, i was do scared what thry would fo to me if they found out i was raped.

And now here i am, on the bathroom floor once again but with an absence of and blood or death but still that same fear

[estragonsgayass]

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[hinamie]

corvidae

[loriache]

Thoughts of a newly resurrected girl

[kidovna]

manifested mileven at the snowball in 2016, so now I’m manifesting byler at senior prom🪻🌻

[egophiliac]

What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

multishipping

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!

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[ducktracy]

there are a lot of evil people in the world and a lot of darkness in the world and so it’s very important for me to stress that now more than ever is the time to spread kindness and compassion. combat the evil by not only not partaking in it, but actively refuting it. destroy the notion that being compassionate or generous or kind to someone is uncool or embarrassing or even scary. be the change you want to see. start a chain reaction. positivity only breeds more positivity. do an act of kindness for someone so that that person who is too afraid to do it themselves can see you, realize that they’re not alone, and perhaps sheepishly follow your example. and then the next person who is too afraid but sees that person can do the same. when bad news comes out about bad people or horrible atrocities in the world it’s such an easy impulse to despair, and obviously it’s important to feel what you need to feel. grieve. be angry. be sorrowful. be empathetic. but dust off your pants and get up and be a part of a chain reaction that, no matter how small the scale, and spread compassion and love and care. all the reasons why you might not—“it’s hard! it’s scary! people will make fun of me! it’s useless because there’s too much evil!” are all grade A arguments as to why you should. you have no idea how many people you could inspire to do the same. even if it doesn’t get you anyway far, you can at least say you have the nobility of trying. please choose love and please choose life. you are worth loving and you are worth inspiring others to love

[lacrimosathedark]

Genuinely not something you have to worry about.

For one, Angel and Husk are set up to be love interests. It's been pretty blatant. It's probably going to be the slowest of all slow burns because they both have issues, Angel's at least directly connected to relationships, but it's almost definitely going to happen. Will it be endgame or will they end up just good friends? No idea. But I am 100% sure they are going to date at some point.

Alastor being canonically asexual and the majority of people not understanding fucking nuance, it's unlikely he'll end up with anyone romantically if only to be "safe" and very blatant about the ace rep, of which there is horrendously little and people rightfully love about Alastor.

If he were I'd say Lucifer is the most logical option, but it's unlikely, and infinitely more unlikely than Huskerdust. And if he were to miraculously end up in a canonical queerplatonic relationship and it was anyone other than Rosie, I would eat Lucifer's stupid hat.

And on Lucifer, I see his most likely paths being reconciliation with Lilith and/or coming to terms with the end of that relationship and being happy with the other relationships he has now with Charlie and the Hotel. His arc seems to be going on the path of creating and sustaining multiple healthy relationships rather than relying on one person and isolating when that stops working. I don't think his love life beyond his split with Lilith will be much of a focus (unless there are Eve and/or Roo shenanigans maybe).

I would be sad and kinda surprised if he and Alastor didn't become begrudging besties, but anything else is likely to be nonexistent, hinted or teased at best.

Radioapple is beyond unlikely. Huskerdust is almost inevitable.

But like, I also don't see anything wrong with most of the main cast having a romantic partner? Do people genuinely hate that? Because that seems like a pretty common thing especially in media for near every major character to have some kind of partner/duo dynamic, romantic or platonic. And I'm personally excited to see Niffty and Baxter because that seems likely. idk when it's not like gross I think romance is cute and I like seeing characters happy together.

(Also just cuz idk if people notice, "Husker" isn't likely a variation Husk likes. The only ones who call him "Husker" are Alastor, who owns him, and Mimzy, Alastor's friend. It's a literal pet name.)

Im literally gonna leave this fandon if radioapple is gonna happen and huskerdust is not. I like radioapple as a fanart but not cannonly i like them to be both like father figures to charlie not fathers. I love huskerdust but i think angel needs a friend tbh but i would hate to see if huskerdust is not dating and radioapple is cuz it wont make any sense. Radioapple hates each other and huskerdust alredy likes each other and in final episode u can see the way he looks husker. And lucifer rolls eyes when he sees lucifer of course it would be good enemies to lovers type thing but then everyone in the main cast/ hotel would be dating and that i would literally hate sm!