#sorry i kinda Went Off (affectionate) on this lmao

[sugarpasteltmnt]

i am currently catching up on neon void, and it is a delight to read. your descriptions of leo’s mind is mesmerizing and grabs the reader’s attention so well. it’s very diverse and unique compared to other interpretations and fics♥️

i’m curious to know what your thinking process was like while writing leo’s insanity and his own thought processes.

(spoilers for ch11) the scene that stuck out to me the most was when leo was about to infect donnie. it felt so vulnerable and raw ahh

anyways i just want to dig into your mind a little to know how it works.

keep up the great work, you are doing wonderful.

WAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭😭 you are so sweet thank you!! 💙💗‼️and ohmigosh what a fun ask.

tbh i sat on this one for a while to think of how to dive into it-- beware of my (VERY) long ramblings below!

this question really got me Thinkin' and i kinda popped off but!! If i may indulge myself, here's sort of a wild explanation of how i approach Leo's Insane Brain for this specific fic:

does it meet R.I.S.E???

R - Realistic? I - Interesting? S - Silly? E - Existential?

R - Realistic

"How the hell do i make this sound realistic" is often an obstacle i run into. but it's also the Secret Sauce. What really gives the thought process direction. Given Leo's current situation, he's battling between what he wants and what he needs to do. Which is often a very real problem real people have. Exaggerating it helps create a fun back-and-forth dialog that can make his thoughts seem muddled.

With Leo in this fic’s setup, there are about five main key factors i rely on with his decision making:

Happiness The root of Leo’s general personification. He’s the guy who beat Krang One. The one who escaped a place worse than Hell. After years of missing home so much he’s FINALLY home. He’s drunk on happiness. He was finally home. And that relief and joy is what makes him so jubilant and goofy.

Awareness of his goal Though Rise Leo is a very funny dude, he's still a Leonardo. Throughout the series, Leo is the voice of reason when things are getting out of hand or are potentially dangerous. Leo's had nothing but time to think. Wishing what he'd done different. Wishing he had been more serious. After five years obsessing over his mistake and missing his family, the moment he see's the opportunity to make sure this never happens again he'll latch onto it. And when the stakes are high, accentuating that tension can help with frantic impact of his thinking.

His desire to see his family This desire often clashes with point number 2. Writing his internal struggle between the two helps with the “overwhelmed thoughts” vibe. It’s hard for him to choose! And he doesn’t wanna have to choose! Playing out the conflict between his 'want' vs his 'need to do' helps me bring out his nervous thinking process.

He's self-reprimanding thoughts We all love an Angsty Leo. It was hinted in the show that he had some self-esteem issues, but who doesn't love ramping it up to 11 for a fic??? That, and he was trapped with Krang this whole time. After hearing he was nothing but trash for five years PLUS the guilt of nearly ending the world, the guy doesn't exactly see himself in a great light you know? This can help clash with point 1, again helping with that 'what he wants' vs 'what he needs to do' inner conflict.

Instinct to Survive / Feral Tendencies This one is super fun. I love feral AUs/tropes. With little to no socialization in the Prison Dimension, Leo's sanity started to slip, leaving his body's natural instincts to become more profound. Plus, with the Krang Parasite, I like to exaggerate how feral/dangerous he could be outside of 'turtle' instincts. (Seeing that parasite hosts in the movie were very violent). Sprinkling in feral moments is just a delicious thrill I love adding, and it makes the insanity factor skyrocket and it's so fun to write 🩵🩵🩵

I - Interesting

Is Leo's thought process interesting to read??? Honestly, I just gun for what I think is the most interesting; Leo's relationship with his brothers (especially Raph), and the cause and effects of his shenanigans.

Also, I liked to experiment with wonky texts to help emphasize key moments or words to grab attention. Mostly because it feels like a fun surprise to read them in my opinion. Though not necessary in writing, I thought using some funky fonts might entice and excite 💙

S- Silly

THE BIG ONE!!! EVERYONE'S FAVORITE!!! 🎉🎊🥳🎉 Something I really love love love about Rise's style is that it's silly It's unique! It's fun! I love that Leo and the others are goofy and have some slap-stick moments. And I wanted to keep that with Leo despite everything. Plus, I ADORE that in this iteration of TMNT, the characters are such showmen. They are DRAMATIC. They are SILLY. And that's something I wanna celebrate!! Plus, as much as I love angst, writing nothing but pure angst is exhausting. (And I'm sure reading pure angst isn't enjoyably to everyone.) Throwing in Silly moments is like a little moment of refreshment to me 🩵

I also like to believe that Leo kept his sense of humor out of sheer SPITE. The 'wipe that stupid grin off your face' line in the movie really stuck with me. I feel like Leo would smile through his fear and still be a clown just to spite Krang One.

E - Existential

At the end of the day, Leo is dealing with a VERY big issue. I felt like the Rise movie did an excellent job portraying the severity of an alien invasion for the setting Rise had. And the weight of the situation would be too great for one person. And this is often what I refer back to to make Leo snap. A relapse in clarity of mind. A moment for the panic and PTSD to come back in full force and make him rely on his instincts. Usually the feral instincts he became more attuned with while fleeing/fighting Krang One. It also goes hand-in-hand with his awareness of his goal (as mentioned in 'Realistic' above).

And that's kinda a word-vomit of how it goes!! Honestly??? The tug-o-war between conflicting thoughts helps me write the madness in his head. It's been super fun and interesting, and I hope it's been fun to read!!! (Though I'm telling you now I will NOT be doing those floating text tables again OOF)

Thank you again for the ask it was super fun to think about ;w; 🩵‼️

[luvkyu]

rivals ( lee donghyuck ) part three

hyuck's new feelings come out!

content : 2k words, male reader, fluff, high school!au, academic enemies to lovers trope, they're kinda awkward sometimes cause they dk what they're doing lmao

note : THE LONG AWAITED PART THREE !! im so sorry it took me so long to finish, im very bad at endings :') pls enjoy anyways

part one | part two

donghyuck twirled his pencil between his fingers. his eyes kept darting from the classroom's door back to his desk. his leg bounced in place nervously, the heel of his foot tapping the ground beneath him in an unsteady rhythm.

his heart jumped in his chest when he finally saw y/n arrive. the other was his usual quiet self as he made his way to his desk in the back - the opposite of donghyuck's in the front.

hyuck's eyes widened in realization after a moment. y/n was wearing the jacket he'd given him. with blooming red cheeks, he quickly met y/n's gaze and smiled at him. donghyuck was oblivious at himself, but to anyone else, he was painfully smitten.

they both quickly resumed their natural positions at their desks when their teacher finally came in. as the class went by, donghyuck gave up on making the effort to be interested in whatever formulas their teacher was going over. how could he when y/n was in the same room?

hyuck shifted in his seat and slowly stretched his arms out, only to turn his head and look for y/n in the back of the class. y/n found him adorable. he smiled and shook his head at donghyuck's antics before pointing at their teacher and mouthing a 'pay attention!'. a pout arose on donghyuck's face. he turned back around as he was told.

once the class finally ended, donghyuck took his time packing his things up. the classroom emptied out quickly as usual, which meant the seat beside y/n was free. hyuck got up and skipped over to him, no care for his bag that dragged helplessly behind him.

y/n was zipping up his own backpack when the male sat down with him. he shook his head again at how much effort donghyuck was putting in today.

"you just love looking at me don't you?" y/n teased. donghyuck's smile faltered for just a second.

"i mean.. yeah," he admitted. "you're nice to look at." hyuck blushed at the words that left his own mouth, but cleared his throat and tried to move on from the subject. "so how was the rest of your night last night?"

y/n shrugged and sat back. "uneventful."

"because i wasn't there right?" donghyuck asked proudly. y/n scoffed.

"yeah, that's exactly why," he joked.

donghyuck grinned. "..so i see you're wearing my jacket today."

y/n felt his heartbeat pick up. he looked down at the jacket nervously. "oh.. yeah it was a little cold this morning."

donghyuck's smile fell when y/n started to take it off. he gently took his wrist without thinking, stopping him.

"no, don't," hyuck said softly, "i like when you wear it."

y/n couldn't help but smile. he looked down at donghyuck's hand that was now wrapped around his wrist, the jacket's fabric the only thing between their skin. donghyuck quickly let go with a small 'sorry', but y/n shook his head at the apology and began to make his way out of their classroom in efforts to hide his flustered state. however, donghyuck quickly followed behind him.

"ohh, are you blushing??" hyuck teased happily.

y/n felt like he'd been rolling his eyes a lot more lately since getting to know his so-called rival. he sighed and raised his hood over his head, tightening the drawstrings as if forming a little cave for his face.

donghyuck followed y/n to his locker, continuing to tease him affectionately. y/n huffed as he shoved the hood off and began entering his locker combination. hyuck stopped at the sight. y/n's hair was messy now, but still perfect. his cheeks showed a faint blush and the tiny grin that tugged on his lips was too sweet to look away from. donghyuck was in awe.

y/n looked over at him, confused as to what suddenly shut him up. donghyuck blinked, both of them now locking eyes. y/n cleared his throat after a second and looked away. whatever this was, was giving him chills.

"hey, um," y/n began, "i'm going to the library after school to study for the test we have coming up. wanna come?"

donghyuck instantly perked up at the invitation, nodding happily.

"cool, then i'll see you in a little bit." y/n bid him goodbye as he finally closed his locker. donghyuck nodded, both going their separate ways for their classes.

"what the hell is with you?"

donghyuck's eyes went wide. he looked up from his notebook to see his friends all staring at him.

"what?" he asked.

"you're doodling.. you never doodle," jaemin pointed out. donghyuck looked down at his notebook. sure enough, there were some small doodles next to his math work.

"oh.. sorry, i'm a little distracted, i guess."

"you guess," renjun mocked.

donghyuck looked around the courtyard awkwardly. he and his friends always came for study period, but today, donghyuck's head was in an entirely different place.

"are you nervous for the test or something?" jeno asked.

"no, not really."

"oh okay. well, are you still trying to beat y/n's score?"

"what?" donghyuck looked at him with furrowed brows.

"..last week's test? y'know, you said you'd beat his score next time."

"unless he completely aces it. then you can't beat him," jaemin snickered.

donghyuck shook his head. "no, i'm not really worried about beating him."

"whoa." renjun and jeno were looking at him in surprise, while jaemin remained unfazed.

"what happened? you always hated him," jeno questioned.

donghyuck didn't know how to answer.

"it's a recent development," jaemin cut in.

donghyuck looked at him in confusion. "what is?" he asked.

"you and y/n. you're friends now. right?"

donghyuck looked between the three of them, still searching for words. he cleared his throat and nodded. "um, yeah we are."

"where d'you think haechan has been for lunch everyday lately?" jaemin asked. that's when all the dots connected for renjun and jeno. donghyuck couldn't even be bothered to pay attention to whatever reactions the two of them were having, not when jaemin was giving him that signature, mischievous smirk.

"what? you thought i didn't know?" jaemin asked.

"well.. yeah."

jaemin smiled and shook his head. "you're terrible at hiding your feelings. i knew you liked him before you knew you liked him."

donghyuck laughed. "fair, i guess."

"woah, like?" jeno interrupted while renjun clung to him with wide eyes. "you like y/n?!"

donghyuck sighed and slumped back in his seat. "yes, i like y/n."

"that actually makes so much sense, i dunno why we didn't see that," renjun muttered.

"i don't know either," jaemin replied, earning a side eye from renjun.

"i was thinking about inviting him out with us sometime, like to the arcade or something. how would you guys feel about-"

"yes??"

donghyuck blinked. they seemed more excited than himself about the whole thing. he looked down and smiled.

"i guess it's settled then."

donghyuck was restless, unable to sit still. his chair felt uncomfortable and his thoughts wouldn't stop racing in his mind. he sat across from y/n in the library, spinning his pencil between his fingers like he usually did when he was anxious. but y/n looked just fine; he sat peacefully in his seat with his fist holding his chin up, studying the paper below him. donghyuck couldn't move his eyes away from him.

when y/n let out a deep sigh and sat back tiredly, hyuck took the chance to speak.

"you okay?"

y/n looked at him and gave a small grin. donghyuck couldn't tell if it was sincere or not.

"i'm okay," y/n answered. "just a little nervous for the test."

hyuck frowned, "don't be. you'll do great, i know it."

y/n's smile widened, genuine this time. he shook his head at such words.

"..sorry, was that cheesy?" donghyuck laughed.

"no, it was sweet. i'm just not used to you encouraging me instead of competing with me."

donghyuck looked down with an awkward smile. "yeah.. sorry about the way i acted toward you before."

"it's okay, hyuck. maybe you acted like you hated me 'cause you subconsciously liked me the whole time."

donghyuck froze, eyes widened. the way y/n spoke without a blink of an eye made his heart race. y/n looked up from his notes to see the mixture of surprise and terror written on the other's face.

"as a friend!" y/n quickly clarified. "i meant.. you actually wanted to be friends the whole time, not.." he shut up after realizing where his sentence was going. donghyuck couldn't help but chuckle as he watched y/n sit up straight and clear his throat to keep studying.

it was quiet between them for a few minutes. hyuck stared down at his math notes as if he was really going over them. he began to doodle on his paper again without thinking about it.

"..are those sunshines?" y/n asked, catching a glimpse of his paper.

"huh? oh, yeah."

donghyuck expected some kind of teasing to come next, but y/n just sat smiling at the drawings.

"that's really cute."

donghyuck's eyes flew wide. those three words sent a spark through his body. he looked up, meeting his crush's eyes. y/n only smiled at him again, then reached into his bag to pull out a yellow pen.

"can i?" y/n asked. donghyuck nodded, feeling his face heat up completely. y/n reached over to the paper and began to color in the sun doodles, leaving tiny hearts and dots around them too.

"there," y/n said proudly. "now study for real, or you really won't beat my test score."

donghyuck chuckled and took a deep breath. he finally sat still and paid attention to their study session, but not without stealing a few glances at y/n here and there.

after an hour of less talking and more working, the pair finally began to pack up. they made their way outside and found the bus stop, the same bus stop where they first bonded not a week before.

donghyuck looked down at his feet nervously, then back up to see y/n scanning the roads for any sign of a bus.

"looks like it'll be a minute. wanna sit?" y/n asked. donghyuck nodded and sat with him, fidgeting with his phone in his lap.

"y/n?"

"hm?"

"what if it's not just as a friend?"

y/n sat at a loss for words. he wasn't expecting that to come back up.

"earlier.. when you said that. i just don't think it's only as a friend," donghyuck explained. his voice was soft and quiet, like he was confessing his deepest secret. and in a way, he supposed, he was.

"..wait, really?"

donghyuck nodded. "if you don't like me, that's really okay. i-"

"no, i do," y/n assured.

donghyuck was surprised, to say the least. "you do? but i was an ass to you."

"sure. but that was before. you've been nothing but perfect since i've gotten to know you more," y/n countered.

donghyuck couldn't believe it. his face was burning up and his smile refused to quit. he finally looked up from his lap to meet y/n's gaze.

"the bus is coming," y/n spoke. donghyuck's head turned to see the bus stopping in front of them. he blushed once again while they stood up together.

"c'mon," y/n walked in front of him, reaching his hand out. donghyuck almost tripped at the sight, but he didn't waste time and quickly took his hand.

as they found seats together, their connected hands laid in between them. it was warm - that kind of special that neither of them had really felt before.

"hyuck?"

donghyuck looked over at him.

"does this mean we aren't rivals anymore?" y/n asked.

"mm," hyuck thought for a second before another smile curved on his lips. "no, we're still rivals. just romantically now."

y/n broke into a small fit of laughter. "that sounds reasonable for us."

donghyuck nodded in agreement. he leaned over to press a chaste kiss against y/n's cheek, then sat back to enjoy the rest of the ride home together.

[mrsaltieri-real]

Idk if you’re still dying for Mickey requests, but could I ask for Mickey teasing fem!reader about her possible knife kink like they’re in bed (just friends but Pining) and he ”jokingly” pulls out a switch blade saying he’s gonna cut her to scare her but then sees she’s kinda into it and is like 👀👀 maybe not actual smut just him making her horny at to see how far he can take it?

Bloodstained Lips

Mickey Altieri x Fem!Afab!Reader 18+

Warning/s: not really smut but almost so yeah, knife play, blood kink, Mickey cuts the reader but she likes it, language, reference to scary movies, reader is borderline low-key kinda crazy

I love love love this idea. I’ve never written anything somewhat smutty before so I’m sorry if this is bad lmao I tried. I feel like Mickey would have a blood kink so I also added that into the story. I hope you enjoy!

“Any closing thoughts or remarks?” Mickey asked teasingly, standing up and turning his tv off before plopping back down on the bed beside her.

“Yeah. It was stupid and I don’t get why you like it.”

“Halloween is a classic,” Mickey insisted, rolling his eyes at her, “what’s not to like about it?”

“I mean to start with, how does some six year old kid carve up his sixteen year old sister? Just kick the little fucker out the window.”

Mickey couldn’t stop the laugh that burst through his lips as he looked affectionately at his best friend. Mickey and her have had a will they won’t they arc going on for so long now it was really starting to piss their friends off. They’d insisted they were just friends but right now, Mickey’s arm was lightly touching hers and she couldn’t help the warm feeling that washed over her with the slight contact and felt her stomach tie into a knot when he looked at her with that dazzling smile, his dimples pronounced in his cheeks.

Fuck.

“Guess next time we watch a movie it’ll be some cheesy romance, huh?” He said teasingly, poking her gently in the ribs.

“I actually enjoy slashers. Just not Halloween.” She said back to him, pushing his hands away.

“You enjoy slashers, hm?” Mickey said, his tone unreadable. She glanced up at him and he was smirking a little.

“I.. Well…”

She couldn’t tell anyone about her weird ass kink for slasher films. Well, not slashers per se, but anything that contained knives. They’d think she was insane. Especially considering two of her closest friends, Sidney Prescott and Randy Meeks were literally survivors of a devastating massacre that wrecked their hometown two years ago. Now the killings had started up again, she knew her weird fetish would make her a prime suspect. She hated herself for getting so turned on by the knives, the blood… it was fucked up, she knew that. But she couldn’t help the feeling of warmth spreading through her as she imagined the feeling of someone with a cool blade, them pressing into her skin, breaking the surface…

“I bootlegged Stab,” Mickey suddenly said, making her jump and snap back into reality, “you wanna watch it?”

“When the fuck did you go and see Stab?” She asked but instead of answering her, he jumped back up and starting rifling through his cases of clearly illegally pirated movies.

He finally found Stab and waved the case containing the film at her. “Well?”

“I promised Sid and Randy I wouldn’t watch it,” she said quickly, “it wouldn’t be right.”

“You sure that’s the reason why?” Mickey said, his tone dark and humorous.

“Why else?”

“Hm,” Mickey hummed before quickly taking out the Halloween tape and putting in the Stab one. He pressed fast forward, went past the introduction and quickly stopped just as the girl playing Casey Becker got sliced with a knife. His eyes turned to her, curiosity evident.

She watched the television, unable to stop herself from biting her lip and crossing her legs, squeezing them together at the gory sight. She couldn’t bring herself to look directly at Mickey but she could feel the heat radiating off him.

“I fucking knew it,” he laughed, moving closer to her, “you twisted little bitch!”

She let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding and glared at Mickey.

“What?” She tried to snap at him, but her voice faltered a little.

“I knew these movies turn you on. That’s why you never wanted to watch them with me. You don’t hate Halloween, or Stab or any of them. They fucking turn you on, don’t they?”

“No!” She insisted. Mickey was extremely close to her now, so close she could smell him, see the excited look in his eyes.

“Then if it’s not the movies.. is it the killing within them? The blood, the knives..?” He asked her, still smiling that devastatingly beautiful smile.

She said nothing. That was enough for him.

Before she could react, Mickey had pulled out a small switch blade from his back jean pocket and held it to her throat. He only did it to scare her, he was teasing her after all, but to his complete and utter surprise, she let out a soft, gasping moan as the cold blade made contact with her skin, the sharp metal pressed ever so slightly into her, not quite enough to break the skin, but enough that she could feel it. Her eyes closed as she sighed again.

Mickey stared at her in shock and was in all honestly, a little turned on at the thought that his friend was potentially almost as twisted as he was. Testing the waters slightly, he moved the blade to a place just behind her hair where it wouldn’t actually kill her and pressed down, this time with just enough pressure to draw blood.

“You really are fucking twisted,” Mickey whispered in her ear as she let out a low moan again, this time much louder and more satisfied as the blood dripped down into her cleavage from behind her hair.

He decided to push it once again, leaning down and licking the crimson line that had made it’s way down the valley of her breasts, his eyes never leaving her gorgeous face as he did so.

“Mickey…” she mumbled in a strained tone, head back and resting on his headboard. “Don’t…”

“Want me to stop?” Mickey asked her, serious this time. He cared about her, he wouldn’t do anything she didn’t want to do but it was hard for him. He wasn’t used to having to restrain. He’d never hurt anyone without the intention of killing them.

“No!” She said quickly leaning forward into the blade that was still pressed into her skin, letting out a sharp hiss that was mixed with both pain and pleasure.

Fuck, me. Mickey thought to himself, shifting a little in his jeans.

“This really gets you going, doesn’t it? Why didn’t you tell me before?” Mickey whispered in his ear, the knife still burrowed just below the surface of her skin.

“Didn’t want- fuck… didn’t want anyone to know. They’d think I was a… a suspect.” She said, every other word rising and falling as Mickey carried on gently carving her. He knew every part of the body, the safe parts which would cause her repairable damage. He didn’t want to kill her after all. No, this was far too much fun. He never wanted to kill her but now, fuck. She was much better for him now alive than dead.

Mickey suddenly pulled the knife away, smirking as she let out an annoyed sigh that turned into a small squeal as he grabbed underneath her thighs and yanked her under him.

“How do i know you’re not the killer, hm?” He said, bringing the knife back up this time to her lips, where he pressed gently. “I mean, you are the sick fuck who likes guys cutting her up.” He smiled then, pressing the blade so it sliced into the soft skin of her bottom lip and she let out a soft whimper.

And just like that, he bent his head down and kissed her. Well, more sucked the blood from her lip than kissed her but if anything, this was better. Mickey groaned a little as he felt her moan into his mouth and felt the pressure of her heated pussy through her underwear and loose sweatpants press onto his hard cock that was almost painfully strained against his jeans.

“You don’t,” she whispered as he pulled back to look at her. “You going to keep on talking or are you going to fuck me, Mickey?”

Mickey smiled, and she felt herself grow wetter when he saw her blood staining his lips, teeth and tongue.

[sillymapache]

Matphen hcs + individual ones bc I need the people to see my vision

- They we’re each others first male crushes

- The first month or two they were kinda awkward and nervous to be affectionate with each other, bc Matt hasn’t been with anyone since Ramona and Stephen hasn’t been with anyone since Julie

- They keep it private for a month then tell everyone and Ramona and Julie are like Wtf bc they never expected their exes to like each other lmao

- Matthew was the bold and flirty one at first, then after a couple weeks Stephen surprises him by being smooth and romantic and Matt is like ??!(&>£<

- They cannot keep their hands off each other, Stephen always holds his hand or has an arm around him, and Matt loves hugs and clings to him

- Matt uses like 20 pet names for him and gets creative with them, while Stephen only uses like 5 basic ones

- Matt’s hair is actually naturally wavy/slightly curly, especially towards the ends and Stephen is a big fan of it. Matt starts letting his hair be natural more bc he likes the attention and compliments

- Mexican Stephen (real)

- Contrary to popular belief, Stephen is actually the one with a 12 step night routine while Matthew just throws on his pajamas and collapses. He tries to get Matthew to do skin care bc Matt just splashes water on his face

- Stephen starts trying to do eyeliner bc of Matt (he sucks at it but it’s okay)

- They’re both touch starved, especially Matt. This man loves cuddles and everything, he will not let go. Especially bc Stephen is always warm

- They took like a month to kiss bc they kept panicking when their faces would get close, until one day Matt couldn’t take it anymore and went “CAN WE KISS??” and Stephen was like “UHHH?!?) OKAY???” But then they got nervous until Matt went fuck it and grabbed his face and kissed him. Stephen had his eyes open for a good 5 seconds before closing them and trying to figure out where to put his hands, going from his head, waist and settling on his back

- After they kissed, they did it again for a second and then Stephen got really happy and went in for a couple more which surprised Matthew (but he liked it)

- Goodbye kisses are a Must for both of them

- Stephen sometimes picks Matthew up to make him flustered bc he thinks it’s funny

Sorry guys, toxic yaoi got kinda boring, I needed some joyous yaoi. I’ll add more maybe

[br1ghtestlight]

Hi friend :) rewatching Father Of the bob and it made me wonder about the kids' and Big Bob's relationship. Do you got any headcanons and the like about that? (Sorry if you've already talked about it)

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT BIG BOB AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE KIDS i have peppered them throughout my posts and fanfics but i will expand on them a bit here >:)

i don't think bob ever went fully no contact with big bob but there was definitely a decade or two where they didn't live together and almost Never spoke except for big bob occasionally calling him to say happy birthday or whatever. when tina was born I think bob realized that he did want his dad to be in his kids lives in some way (yes they had linda's parents as their other set of grandparents but even back then i think bob KNEW they were shitty people and would be bad gransparents) he wanted them to have a good grandpa so he kinda introduced him into the kids lives

big bob was definitely nervous about being around these small and easily influenced humans even if he didn't outwardly express that. tina was the sweetest little baby so getting along w/ her was easy but gene and louise were definitely more stressful. and bcuz big bob was still busy with work he barely ever saw them anyway. but he did TRY to be a good grandpa by sending them birthday & christmas presents and giving them money every time they visited. trying to be a grandpa in the only way he knew how :(

could explore in another post how al and gloria are the WORST grandparents and how it's strongly implied that tina gene and louise don't actually like them (if you compare how they interact with linda's parents vs big bob its clear that they are tolerating al and gloria at most while they genuinely look forward to spending time with big bob and WANT to see him. can't even say it's because of bob influencing them to dislike linda's parents bcuz he openly hates his dad too lmao) but in comparison to them big bob really does correct so many of the mistakes he made w/ bob when it comes to his grandkids (to quote alice talking about gertie "she's a better grandmother than a mother you gotta trust me")

he's physically affectionate with them and he spoils them!!! he actually pays attention to their individual interests (watching gene's music performance and looking at louise's display of burobu cards, and seemingly getting her gifts specifically related to her interest in them for her birthday and christmas) and talks to them. compare that with al and gloria who literally got the kids a regifted book about staying active in retirement for christmas one year (with a whole chapter about sex with Actual pictures and examples which is fucked up) they're literally the worst ugh

and big bob's efforts with the kids seem to pay off bcuz they look forward to spending time with him :) they're always excited and I genuinely think it isn't only because he gives them money when they see him. they just like spending time with him!! "He's a good grandpa" and he bakes them cookies and worries about them and their futures <3 THEY'RE THE REASON HE BELIEVES THAT THE WORLD WILL BE OKAY. HE THINKS THEY'LL BE ABLE TO FIX THINGS?????

anyway some specific headcanons about his dynamics with each of the kids:

he definitely gets along the most easily with tina. they're similar people in the way that bob and tina are similar (except that tina is more positive than either of them lol) and they enjoy doing more lowkey activities together compared to louise or gene. they might enjoy baking cookies or doing puzzles together :) definitely a good thing that she was his first grandchild bcuz she was always kind and quiet and easy to get along with and it made him more confident in his abilities. Whenever he sees a horse themed item at a thrift store or whatever he buys it and gives it to tina the next time she visits!! that's how she got quite a few of her porcelain horses when she was younger (even if maybe decorative porcelain horses were not the best idea ever for a seven year old tina took very good care of them u_u gene and louise not so much. rip)

gene is probably the grandchild that he finds it the hardest to relate to just because they're such DIFFERENT people. gene is so effeminate and unashamed of himself and his emotions which is pretty much the opposite of how big bob was taught to be as a kid and how he raised bob. he never had daughters so its easier for him to relate to tina and louise bcuz they're almost like a blank slate?? he sees so much of what he did wrong with parenting bob when it comes to gene :( But they eventually find some common ground with gene's love of music and performing. big bob will tell gene about his favorite songs and records from when he was younger & he'll listen to all of gene's performances when he visits

louise is the most.... complicated for big bob? she reminds him SO MUCH of lily in everything from her personality to her pink hat. it definitely took him a few years to get over that and begin to see louise as her own person and stop projecting that trauma onto her (not intentionally but its just hard when you lose someone and then suddenly they're There again and they're your grandaughter) luckily louise is easy to love and her bold personality makes herself VERY known. he could not ignore her. he loves how spunky she is and how unashamed she is of herself (all his grandkids really) and he definitely thinks she's gonna grow up to do something great in the world. they don't have that much to bond over tbh he just let's louise take the lead and he does whatever she wants him to do. he just likes spending time with his granddaughter <3

definitely think that the kids have started seeing big bob more since his relationship with bob has been repaired a bit so i can imagine that connection will only grow stronger!!!!

[justalilguyoops]

Hi there, it's me again!! I'm rereading WIPIP and kinda have an idea flashed through and I just want to share it with you, please ignore this if it is inappropriate!!

After the last scene in Felix's pov, Venetia and Farls met them again. While Oliver didn't do a thing (he thought Felix told them already!!) Felix trying so hard to show off their wedding rings. Vee saw that and went "What!? You two are married and didn't say anything nor invited us to your wedding??" Oliver is clearly confused so Felix has to jump in and "sorry Vee I thought I told you haha!! Also we didn't really hold one tho, I don't want to share Oliver when he's in the bridal(groom?) outfit yk..." he ended up getting hit from Vee and Oliver. Where is Farls? He's just enjoying the tea (and saying eww Felix)

(Bonus 1: Their wedding held in Ollie's little apartment or somewhere private, Oliver didn't want to make it big and Felix didn't want many people looking at Oliver, maybe only invited Rebecca and Fleur, Portia was their bridesmaid)

(Bonus 2: Their wedding attires needed to be wash so many times for you know why reason <3)

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY IN RESPONDING TO THIS, i really wanted to but i was so busy ; ; but!!!! I LOVE THIS HEHEHE

Felix would one HUNDRED percent be throwing around his left hand, waving his fingers about, casually somehow pointing at his ring finger lmao he's insufferable

oliver would so be like "???!!!!! YOU SAID YOU TOLD THEM" and felix, fully lying through his teeth would be like, "BABY I SWEAR I DID!"

and that's 100% something felix would pull too, holding a "private" wedding. Oliver totally told felix to invite vee and farls and felix definitely just did a ":/ sorry ols.....they're busy!!! they can't make it :/" and felix would definitely get ganged up on by vee and oliver LMAO

of course, though, Oliver would be like "god you jealous possessive freak (affectionate)"

rebecca and fleur would definitely be there, mostly because felix thanks them for reuniting him with Oliver, more or less his wingwomen LMAO

and ABSOLUTELY, felix was OBSESSED with their matching tuxes <3 he took so many pictures of them together that Oliver literally had to take his camera away from him 😔

......and definitely in private, to make felix happy (honeymoon gift) oliver totally wore mayhaps....some white, lacy lingerie lingerie......felix nearly died on the spot

[fadeintoyou1993]

💕Positivity prime time! Share five things you love about yourself, four things you're excited about, OR three people you care deeply about and why. Pass this along to someone whose posts make you smile💕

this is so cute i'll do all of them bc i'm in a good mood today :)

5 things i love about myself

i love how resilient i am :) i used to think i wasn't and i just was weak as hell and everything was too hard but by learning my limitations & understanding how the things i've been through over the years (especially growing up In My Context undiagnosed w several mental disorders) have affected me & made me into who i am today and i love that even if things get pretty bad now, i know i'll get through it somehow

i love my sense of humor. i really think i'm so funny and i'm not sorry everytime i make someone laugh i feel like i've won a million dollars

i love how passionate i am about things because whenever it gets too hard to keep going or even seeing a reason to, things i love and care about can take me out of that mindspace pretty quickly

i love my tattoos! even the smallest ones have special meanings to me and i grew up obsessed w them and wanting to have them for so long and i think it's so awesome that I just. Get to have them now. awesome

i think i'm a pretty patient/understanding/forgiving person? not w myself (altho i'm working on it so hard and it kinda shows by the first item) but i think that i'm a good friend/person that people can count to and feel comfortable to be themselves around me. sometimes it's to my own detriment (i'm also working on it but codependency is so hard) but idk i like that like, i'm not good at socialization offline due to autism, but within this little community i have built for myself over the years i have known and kept up friendships with people from different places/contexts/lives and i just. really love having friends lmao i guess that's two things? but well here u go

4 things i'm excited about

i'll have a yellowjackets watchparty sleepover w my friends on saturday!!! i'm excited abt that :)

i get the stitches off my mouth on friday HOPEFULLY so i'm also excited to be able to like. Open my mouth without feeling like i'm going to die

i'm excited to get my tracy chapman vinyl! my cousin went on a trip to são paulo w her bf last week and she said she found an awesome used record store that she wants to take me too sometime and she remembered i mentioned i was looking for this one when we were talking about the records i want ♡ i should get it sometime next week I think!!!

i'm excited to get my updated assessment results this month 😭 i miss being medicated so fucking bad my god... BUT SOON!!!!!

3 people i care about & why

@scre6m -> well dee is my bestest friend in the whole world like i dont know how we have spent most of our lives not knowing each other & icb we only know each other for lile 4 years. they r literally like a brother / sister / soulmate i've never had anyone in my life i can be so vulnerable with & know that they feel the same way like genuinely i've learned a lot abt myself / friendship / love / life in general by having a friend like him & i literally cannot imagine not having them in my life i'd probably die fr fr. dee has helped me understand i'm allowed to be myself unapologetically & i literally cannot even explain how much he means to me. whenever we have lil misunderstandings & spend like 3 hours without talking bc we r both stubborn n dumb (affectionate) its literally like in bottoms 2023 when josie and pj fight and complicated by avril lavigne is on and josie is kicking cans (dee) and pj is being a stupid bitch eating canned food on the stairs (me) literally just like that. i cannot imagine life not being tweedle bru to their tweedle dee frfr. anyways yea dee is my person 🫂 i hope in like 30 years we live in a big weed farm like in popstar: never stop never stopping

@blackfairyemoji -> tami is literally like a little sister to me like i love showing her things & love learning abt the things she cares about & i'm always like rooting so much for her. she is so incredibly talented and smart and one of the funniest people on EARTH like i'll remember some shit she said while i'm doing something and i'll just start laughingjdkdkdk she is so creative & kind & such a beautiful person inside and out and i cannot wait to see her do big things bc i know she will!! trust n believe!! thats my lil sister genuinely. and the fact she is literally the exact same age as my brother makes it all so much real frfr. my dream is to be present for the first time she gets high and listens to music

@nightmarebees -> MY WHITE DAD JACKIE BEAR.... literally love jackie so much like from the moment i saw her blog back in like 2018? or 2019? im bad w numbers but i rmr reading her description and she literally had all of my very specific niche interests listed and i was like. Dude what. we have got to become friends. and we DID!! jackie is such a kind, understanding, funny, loving person and quite literally the smartest person i know. like she knows so much whenever i have a question about something i'm like hey dad what the fuck is____ and she's like thank you for asking, and it's incredible. i love talking to her about media & literature and getting really fucking meta about things bc jackie understands and helps me organize my thoughts w her big historian brain. she's truly one of the best people i know! and i cannot wait to try her baking 🥺

[bugcatcherwill]

wanted to drop some shit because I've once again reworked my monster designs and I am doodling fanart AS I'M TYPIGN

I like to think that after each of their respective little adventures to the corners of Hyrule that the monsters might have little trinkets and accessories from those respective regions,,, mostly I just like glamming up my designs a bit but I think it would be sweet too,,,

I think Zayl already had that neckerchief thingy or whatever it's called from Sidon but I like to imagine the Zora in Kakariko sneaking it little trinkets from the Domain since it never got a huge chance to look at those types of things,,, I like to draw it with fancy silver jewelry that Sidon and co. grabbed for it !! I could talk about Zayl all day actually I love it so much,, wonderful creature

My new Sledge design comes back from Goron City with little rudimentary ornaments of rope and metal and some fancy rocks,,, I think it should be able to take home a few things since it was so welcome in the City and made a nice impression on the Gorons even when like. who doesn't unless they're being a dick. I love the Gorons they're so chill I can't wait for Sledge to get to hang out with them more

Kobb having little tufts of fur tied with Rito style clasps and braids and stuff,, maybe even some of the daisies/dandelions [I FORGOT IF IT WAS MAKING A DAISY CHAIN OR A DANDELION CHAIN WITH THE RITO KIDS,,, AUGH] from when it was hanging out with the little ones !! Maybe the goggles from its duel with Thrush,, I don't think it'd get to keep those but they're cute to draw it with so whagever <3

Rezek is such a diva. That Wizzrobe serves levels of cunt that shouldn't be possible idk if it's obvious but Rezek is such a special little creature to me,, besides the earring it got in Gerudo Town I like to draw it with flashy gold rings and bangles just for the hell of it. Rezek seems like it would meticulously remove every piece of jewelry it's wearing, politely hand it to someone else, and then proceed to walk away and beat the shit out of someone. I'm not sure how to draw the more human-like of Hyrule's people [which is why I haven't drawn as much of Link and everyone else as I would have liked lol] but I gave my Riju and Rezek designs matching gold bracelets like Riju took one of hers off and gave it to Rezek [like this] just because. I like them a lot

anyways sorry for the mile long ask I just really like doodling these fhcking DUMBASSES [affectionate]

YES

YES TO ALL OF THIS

THESE ARE ALL SUCH GOOD IDEAS OMG

This is like...........if RATC was a show/graphic novel this would ABSOLUTELY be something I'd consider

Just the monsters gradually getting more and more of an identity and taking a little something with them of everywhere they've been

Especially Zayl in the Zora metal frame/adornments would go unbelievably hard omg. It needs some bling!!!!!

I really like thinking about how like...........Lizalfos already have their own Zora-esque armor, where it covers parts of their body as acts as the "clothes". They have pretty neat parallels between each other but Zayl with those Sidon-bracelets would be spiffy as all hell

That's reminding me of how yea I really gotta include the Gorons in more scenes especially when their meeting with Sledge went.....the best it possibly could've. They're just the forever homies you KNOW they're still talking about the show Sledge put on back in Goron City.

The rock motif for it would work well too because of Sledge's namesake ooooooo this bangs,,,

Kobb with goggles is just canon hasdfjhksa. I don't think the ones it had were from the duel (I should've) but any excuse to have Kobb is goggles is a win for me. That's kinda why I did exactly that in the shorter Hebra-flying chapter LMAO

It's just so cute thinking about it,,,

And then GOD Rezek with all the jewlery is *chef's kiss* I did like how it went for a more modest look when picking out an earring, but now it'd be funny to think about like.....it giving in to the peer pressure to be a little more fancy.

THE MATCHING BRACELET IDEA WITH RIJU AND REZEK IS SO CUTE TOO. They're so "younger and older cousin friendship"-core I'm dying

Of course, it'd fight tooth and nail over it before finally admitting "damn, I actually look pretty good....."

And then, being an Electric Wizzrobe, it could use the gold bracelets as like....a way to fight by channeling its magic into the metal. AND IT'S LIKE "the bracelets give me a boon in combat that's why I wear them all the time" and everyone's like "uh huh yea sure buddy whatever you say"

Hmmmmmm taking notes taking so many notes

[vertiny]

SARAH'S RIN-SOCIATION ♡

happy birthday rin ( @dinoes ) !!! i hope today is a wonderful day for you bc you deserve nothing less 🫶🥰 ik we haven't talked much yet but you've been nothing but welcoming and sweet, constantly making me (almost) cry-- in a good way FKDJSJ you're so kind to little ol' me and that means a lot 🥹 you remind me of warm fairy lights in the way i instantly feel peaceful and relaxed around you 🩵💖 can't wait to see what 2024 brings you, and i can only hope i'm around to see it all. ilysm you deserve the most 🫶💛💖🩵

under the cut is a little bday ramble + an explanation for why these idols are associated 🫶

wooyoung - well . the biggest reason for this one is ofc @/wouyoung but other than that ! he's such a warm, goofy and loving person, just like you !! he gives off the vibes of someone who has the ability to make you feel at ease instantly and you are the same !! i know i've told you that i'm someone who is always an admirer from afar bc Shy™, but i really felt like the second we started talking that any nerves i had went out the window immediately bc you were (and still are heh) so kind and open and you're always engaging with me and my thoughts and you don't mind my (sometimes nervous) ramblings

dongheon - now look, i can't exactly explain this one KSJDG but for some reason when i think of who i associate with you, heoni is like . right up there? both of you are really happy people, always ready to be silly seconds after some serious moments and it's a really nice ability to have within your personality. dongheon might not be a bias you have out of the vrvr boys, but he's a rin dude in my head 🤭 (+ your octopus comment reminded me of heoni being the same<3)

jongho - putting him in my pocket alongside you so you'll have company in there 🥰💖 that brief time you had your url changed to jongsan too really cemented them into my head as rin dudes too (and bc he's obvi a bias !)

yongseung - bc he's in your carrd !! and he's a funky lil dude, and from the bits i know of you and have seen on your blog / on the dash, it's no question that yongs would be a bias, at least for me. he's like dongheon in the sense of "this is a rin dude" without having a proper explination? plus imo all hwanwoong biasers are bound to bias yongseung too<3 KJSDGH idk it makes sense, they're debut besties in the way vrvr and oneus debuted the same day AND in the way that hwanwoong and yongseung are friends too !! (took them forever to get each other's numbers bc vrvr only had emails but SDJFGHK)

san - i would like to give him a hug and so like . a BIG hug to you too 🥺 + there's always ppl out there saying that san is intimidating and before i got to talking to you, in my head, you were kinda the same bc it felt like you were such a big presence, y'know? and while, to me, you still have that big presence, the "intimidation" has more moved to "i've just befriended this giant puppy dog who's the most affectionate"? if that makes any sense AT ALL LMAO i don't blame you if none of my sentences make sense to you

hwanwoong - he's just a little dude. lmao jk i kid (or do i?) but he's got such a fierce determination and such a strong power behind himself and idk i get the same feeling from you and that makes me smile. plus your hwanwoong url too LMAO

tbh all of these guys could have a "they're so nice and warm and kind and welcoming and i love them a lot just like you" attached to them and it'd be 100% true !!! so i'm sorry about some of them being longer than the others 😭 anyways, again happy birthday beloved ! i hope today was / is a good one bc you deserve it 🥰🥺💗💛

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

how do you imagine zan interacting with each of the dream friends? sorry if thats a question thats asking for a lot.

never apologize for wanting me to write an essay regarding zan partizanne i would do that for a living if i could

nyways luckily zans the one responsible for announcing n showing off the dream friends on twitter so we can have some idea ! of that ! kinda ! as a base !

(note:ive previously answered regarding her feelings on marx, susie n magolor here! so i wont touch on them for this one)

animal trio:its her most brief tweet regarding the announced characters, so i dont think she rly has any thoughts on them ? she doesnt even bother w a nickname, so i imagine shes just neutral on them, lightly bothered rick n kine r notorious for slacking, maybe looks down on them a bit in a "wow my trio is sm professional n stronger than yours." way

gooey:gooey, along side void n the other generals, r the only characters who get nice nickname privileges from zan, in gooeys case v likely she recognized him as part of dark matter n immediately went for expressing appreciation for his holy existence in her peculiar little way (i recall someone pointing out zan has three naming ways for ppl:derogatory, cutesy affectionate n Extreme Respect By Using Full Name.not related just silly aside), i think shes Very Appreciative of gooey n therefore rly affectionate towards him but shes also rly religious abt him.like if a christian met jesus on the street.btw being gooey must be crazy yk nothing abt yourself or your origin n then you find out theres a cult for your species w sacrifices

adeleine/ribbon:throughout her tweets zan.rly goes in on insulting adeleine.like yeah her hairline comments but she keeps bringing up how adeleine seems weak n hides like a little girl (SHES LIKE 12 SHE IS A LITTLE GIRL!!!) n while zan usually atleast acknowledges others fighting skills before claiming shes better, for adeleine she instead insists on constantly bringing her down anyways even when shes surprised at her having a new skill, n her last tweet is literally "hah, im looking forward to facing you!" after commenting ado n ribbon r dancing around adorably, basically she seems to.lowkey hate her LMAO? the adeleine tweets r sooo important to characterizing zan constantly challenging ppl tho !!! she prides her own strength (she even calls herself a battle hardened warrior) a lot n constantly wants to prove it, n hates what she sees as weak or cowardly to the point she seems to lowkey want to teach ppl like that a lesson? so yeah no she has some weird personal one sided beef w adeleine that ado is prob so confused abt, she actually seems to ignore ribbon in her tweets so i imagine she just thinks of her as some extra to ado than a partner to take seriously

honestly shes prob projecting some stuff but thats another post n this is long enough of a paragraph already lol

DMK:not much on the tweets aside from the usual "I CAN BEAT YOU UP" (btw she sounds a bit excited abt it? shes so cute) i dont think she has much interest in him beyond "sounds fun to beat up".shed probably lose btw bc an essential part of zans ego is she does not realize her boss fight is designed to have safe spots bc shes not actually that good at this 🩷

daroach:she doesnt have much to comment but does compare daroachs leadership style to her own, knowing her shes prob gonna get competitive abt that, i cannot see daroach caring back beyond being annoying abt it for fun lol

taranza:so this one is fun bc i think taranza sympathizes w her quite a bit, yk whole "you ever absolutely adore your evil boss n they could not give less of a shit back?" n so he thinks he can help smooth the way into acceptance of trauma bc he did it by himself so he can help n itll be less lonely n hard if he does! n like.its coming from a good place! he rly does want to help.but ultimately their situations r crucially different in what ended up happening (sectonia died n taranza could tell when enough was enough, hyness survived n zan has.no awareness his behavior was bad shes in full acceptance he can treat her like that if he wants to) so what ends up happening is he just gets on her nerves. a lot.bc shes absolutely not anywhere near where taranza started after sectonia died, zan in the tweets acknowledges the similarities between them withhhhh no awareness of what happened to taranza after n honestly knowing her...ego problems shed probably think "what actually happened is you were not good enough, when i would fail lord hyness always found a way to still make me useful.i am simply better than you n you refuse to see it." taranza by some miracle still tries to atleast be friendly w her.he rly does want to help n be there when he can man

[lanternlightss]

for the ask game: loop!

(ask game)

First impression: star ??? Stars ???? star ??? this design is everything ??! how did you fall, star ?

Impression now: (shaking at a frequency that can shatter glass) Normal. So Normal. to love so much that it dooms you. to be forced into a body that’s yours But Isn’t, to have your desperation turned on a head !!!! to watch another You but Better, to help them !!! they are an onion and by that i mean the LAYERS of this silly, proud loop fan, what is wrong them with (affectionate)

Favorite moment: ….. would it be cheating to say any time loop was being a bitch was my favorite. it’s so funny. no but genuinely i think it would be ?? a tie between them going “come say hi sometime! i’m so lonely …. sob sob …. do you feel sorry for me yet….” like what is their DEAL. anyways, that, and the one hangout where siffrin draws loop on the ground and they’re just … quietly watching him do that. is that me? AND the act 6 fight as a whole. and maybe also the flower scene. and also the one scene where they’re teaching you how to zone out and when you keep pressing the wrong button they’re just like “nope that’s the wrong one stardust! come now, this is getting silly.” (<- seething.)(also forever thinking abt if you pause it right you can see the dialogue, “dont make the same mistakes i did.” Agh. Agh.) i fear i might not be able to pick a favorite scene when it comes to loop actually

Idea for a story: runs into the room and trips. HEY WHAT IF SIFFRIN FIGURED OUT LOOPS DEAL EARLIER. like second conversation where siffrin turns to loop and asks Such A Specific Question (perhaps, would you ever enter the house? why wouldn’t you? is this what happens after you loop for too long?) and they surprise even themself with how quickly they demand siffrin leave (and maybe also how quickly they swung at him.) i think itd be neat. to be Perceived. for siffrin to focus on another’s problems just to leave his own for a moment. act 6 fight ten times teary how can you help me, stardust. it’s too late.

Unpopular opinion: im!!! not sure??? maybe that i dont believe the first thing loop would do after exiting the loops is be as fashionable as possible lmao.

Favorite relationship: siffrin and them ………… they make me. feel shrimp emotions. self recognition through the other but it’s You, it’s you, it’s you two steps to the left and you’re seeing how you acted and how bad it was and god that’s how it went ?? that’s how much you were fooling ? (that’s how much the loved you, how much you left behind?). you know yourself too well and you kinda hate it and you kinda hate them and you kinda hope maybe neither of you will ever drift apart.

Favorite headcanon: okay going to lay off the loop angst for one second. others have said it and i will be reiterating: it would be so fucking funny if loop kept insinuating siffrin and them were a bonded couple. At Any Chance they got. like siffrin getting jokingly annoyed with them and sitting by isabeau and loop just goes oh … how you toy with my heart stardust :( it’s enriching for them.

[autobot-ratchet]

Lost Light 13-15

Lost Light 13

this issue's cover is still so fuckin funny, I remember when we saw it like a month before the issue actually came out and Dratchet nation was popping the fuck off, they really gave us that shoujo romance bullshit moment and I am so grateful for it

one more thing I gotta say about this issue before I actually start it is man. I think that between issues 9 and 10 there was going to be a handful of more arcs, since the mutineers finding “Cyberutopia” and the Rod Squad dealing with all the shit they deal with in this issue seems very much like a prelude to the final arc, but we had to scrap all those arcs and jump to the end so we could, yknow. Have an ending before the reboot started. The fuckin reboot that also got cut off because IDW lost the license for Transformers lmfAO god........ every day I wonder what this comic would've been like if it had gotten to live its full lifespan

lol get fucked Fangry

I remember even when I read this for the first time, I refused to believe that Tailgate was dead lmAO after all the robot gore sprinkled throughout this comic, you're NOT gonna show me his corpse??? or at least the aftermath of his so-called “atomization?????” then he ain't dead, you can't trick me

I still can't believe Lotty actually went along with Swerve's prank lmAO fuckin Noggin........

fUCKIN I FORGOT ABOUT CHROMEDOME AND REWIND CANOODLING IN ROLLER'S ALT MODE........ Y'ALL...............

Anode and Swerve on some spy vs spy shit

dfhsj poor Cyclonus trying to connect to Ultra Magnus, but he's just too sad, the bereaved goth vibes are too much for Magnus to handle

“You were right.” “Oh, Ratchet, the three words I've always longed to hear you say.” god. This is a cute little bit of snark in hindsight but back when this first came out and Dratchet was not yet confirmed canon this was fucking excruciating lmfAO I wanted to believe so bad but I didn't want to get burned

poor Cyclonus, he gets broken up with and then his man goes and dies (or so he thinks), my guy can't catch a break

ooh, I forgot that Chromedome comes out and says it, that Cyclonus wants what he and Rewind have. Uurrghh and Whirl stepping in to mediate...

truly everything is happening so much... and then Ten just puts a hard fuckin stop on everything

Lost Light 14

it is interesting to see Tarn interacting with Shockwave what with their past. It's also very funny that Tarn's insistence that the DJD go through their list in order trips Shockwave up because of how inefficient that is lmAO

love that Epistemus has been reduced to super google

aww Nickel, I'm sorry your old squad was garbage

“We've seen this before!* (*see MTMTE 7)” infinitely grateful for this note because I completely forgot about all the weird experiments the Scavengers found in that worldsweeper lmAO

honestly I kinda wish we could've gotten more into the Scavengers getting on Nickel's case for being a part of the DJD, especially after she doubled down and insisted she was proud of the shit they used to do. Like. Did she know how flimsy a lot of the reasons were for putting people on the list or did Tarn just tell her “they're traitors don't worry about it” and she was just like “okay ❤️ yay ❤️”

okay so yeah, confirmed, all those weird experiments were Scorponok's doing, hell yeah I remembered a detail lmAO

love this stupid death fake-out lmAO I know it's on purpose because the plan was to dismember everyone in a way that looks bad but could be easily fixed but it really does just look like he ripped apart a bunch of action figures

Lost Light 15

love Grimlock putting Misfire's entire head in his mouth. Just a little threatening affectionate gesture

god. Scorponok's whole baby plan is still the wildest fuckin thing in this comic, I am completely incapable of taking it seriously lmAO I'll suspend my disbelief for a lot of dumb shit but not this one, this is actually stupid as hell

love that the Scavengers have no desire even slightly to be part of the war anymore, they're right and they should say it

aww, as much as I harp on Tarn, him giving Nickel a lethal voice message to protect herself with is very sweet

fgdhfsj love everyone asking Krok what to do like “Dad? Dad? Dad what do we do? Dad???”

aww I also like that little bit showing how the Scavengers all met, including Flywheels. Is it better or worse that the DJD got him instead of the Grand Architect lmAO

[selfinserttothestars]

CHRISSSSSSSS HEY HI HELLOOOO

Anyways I'd like to see ur yuusona's relationship with these 3 characters: 🤖, 🐱, 📚

I felt like asking for Idia and mayhaps Ruggie but then I remembered u already talked about them so lskskwksks decided to ask these ones instead

LET’S GOOOO I’M SO READY FOR THESE!!!!

They’re gonna be long though so uuuuuuuuuuuuh heads up expanding the post!

Ok so first up is Ortho! Homegirl is so protective of him especially after book 6. She probably thought she’d never see him again after what happened in STYX so when he came back to be a student at NRC she was so happy, definitely got close to crying but will deny that forever lmao

She tends to treat him like a little brother because look at him and tell he’s not everyone’s little brother. You can’t you’re lying. She’ll always keep an eye on him when she can and cheers him on in anything that he pursues.

She genuinely believes that Ortho can do anything but will still protect him with her life. 10/10 incredible baby bro

Next up is Grim! The son ever! I’m going to be completely honest in saying that she was totally off-put by him in the very beginning. She didn’t quite understand why she was even being associated with this furball but with time and the necessity of teamwork between them they quickly bonded. He was the first to find out that she’s not a boy in the all boy’s school and even when she doubted him at first, he never let it slip to anyone. They can rely on each other when it really counts and it’s sweet.

She will openly refer to him as her son and she’s not afraid to poke at his pride every now and again (which he needs good gravy) but sometimes she humors his antics a little too much. She will claim that she is his familiar rather than vice versa if anyone calls him a familiar because she knows he hates it and doesn’t mind the title anyway. It’s kinda funny to see people’s reactions too.

Ultimately they have more of a sibling relationship than anything and have each other’s backs. They do love each other like family, 10/10 found family. Would find again

Lastly but not leastly is Mozus Trein! The dynamic between them is actually pretty interesting (to me at least) because it didn’t start out as much. If anything Lucius was the one to break the ice. Chris was always quietly affectionate towards the cat and he’d gotten comfortable hopping up onto her desk during class. She’ll always pet him and say hello and goodbye before and after class and Trein was always amused but never really showed any bias. For a long time Chris was actually a bit intimidated by Trein but slowly warmed up to him as time went on.

The relationship probably reached a pique during the Glorious Masquerade event! Chris was able to spend time with just Trein and Grim while exploring Fluer City so they were able to talk more casually, not having to worry about school for the moment.

She definitely slipped up and called him “dad” at one point, but rather than backing out she decided to commit to the bit for shits and giggles (Watching Trein’s composure waver when instead of apologizing she asked “Dad, am I the disappointment of the family?” Was definitely worth it though he was not expecting that). This of course was a joke between the two of them, as no one would ever drop the subject if they found out about it.

They have an inside joke now, so you might hear one of them mumble a “I raised you better than this” or “you’re not even my real dad” at each other if you listen closely. Of course if you don’t know it’s an inside joke then it might give you the wrong impression as Trein is always deadpan when he jokes… 10/10 best dad Trein

Thank for reading my essay holy moly these just keep getting longer I’m so sorry! 🩵

[creepycassidy]

SFW Alphabet for Alt Al? 🥰

You guys are down bad omg OBVIOUSLY I WILL 😋

(Sorry this took longer than the first one, I’ve been working on a few other requests as well!!)

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Alternate Universe!Albert Shaw SFW Alphabet

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Warnings: cigarettes and non-graphic abuse mentions

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Albert is very affectionate and very lovey!! Honestly, he’s hugging you 24/7. He’s very big on both the physical aspects and words of affirmation. He wants you give you all of the love he never received. Sometimes he shows affection through silly magic tricks (that he probably spent forever practicing) like pulling flowers or small stuffed animals from his hat to gift to you.

Another way he shows affection is through acts of service. He wants to do for you all the time. Wash your hair, kiss your boo boos, carry you around, sometimes he’ll hand feed you food. He doesn’t mean any harm by it, and he’ll stop if you don’t like it but it just makes him very happy to take care of you.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

I personally think that before you started dating Al, you were probably close friends and even as a friend he always went above and beyond for you.

Doing you favors that you didn’t even really ask for tbh

Like, do you wanna come work at the hardware store with him? He’s the assistant manager, he can get you a job. That way you can see each other all the time!

He took you out to lunch a lot even as friends.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

ALBERT LOVES TO CUDDLE!! He can’t get enough of it!! His favorite ways are with you sitting in his lap, facing him with your head laid against his chest or in bed, all tangled up around each other chest to chest while you doze off.

He has a rocking chair that he likes to rock you in when you curl up in his lap. He’ll brush your hair from your eyes and kiss your forehead.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He wants nothing more than to settle down with you, honestly. Domesticity is a huge part of your lives together, and almost all of the chores are done as a pair.

As I’ve stated about a million times: AL IS N O T A COOK

But he always makes it fun, if not a little hazardous-

Don’t be surprised if he slips in the kitchen or breaks a dish. He’ll be fine though, don’t worry. It’s honestly unbelievable how clumsy he is.

Blowing dish soap bubbles™

“Abracadabra!” *throws the mess he’s been meaning to clean up into the basement*

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Very awkwardly and very apologetic.

He’d kinda be a “it’s not you, it’s me” type of guy. Eek.

It would take him a little bit of working up to it.

Asks if you still want to be friends lmao

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Al is 100% committed to you, he doesn’t even want to look at anyone else now that you’re around…but he doesn’t want to rush too quickly into asking you to commit to him, especially if you’re younger. He has a little bit of a fear of your rejection, even though he’s very used to it from others and takes it in stride as best as he can/tries to laugh it off.

Once you’ve settled into being comfortable with each other for a while, that’s when he’ll give you the ring. Likely at home, after an at home dinner date or in the van, parked somewhere nice.

It’s less about being legally bound to one another, and more about the promise. Chances are, you never had a legal wedding. It was either an at home, backyard exchange with Max ‘officiating’ and your friends coming to watch, or a private exchange between just the two of you.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Al has strived over many years to be as little like his own father as possible, which means he’s usually very emotionally and physically gentle.

The pills also help control his mood, y’know.

You’re almost treated as though you’ll shatter if he’s too loud when talking to you, or too aggressive. He only speaks to you in soft tones.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Yes, OF COURSE and anytime he can!!

When it comes to you Al’s hugs are tight, all encompassing, and warm. He wraps his arms around your middle as snug as he can manage and pulls you into his chest, inhaling the smell of your hair and kissing the top of your head so gratefully.

If you’re shorter than he is, sometimes he’ll sit down so you can crawl into his lap and he’ll rest his chin on your shoulder.

Picks you up and spins you around, holding you tight!!

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Stupidly quick. He told you (and honestly meant it romantically as well) when you were still very much in the friends stage.

He tells you everyday. Writes it on the mirror condensation while you’re taking a shower, puts notes with your lunch.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Al can get pretty jealous, if you give him a reason to be.

Although, you wouldn’t know unless you know his mannerisms well.

He shuts down for the most part and gets very quiet and almost grumpy, distancing himself when he’s usually talkative and chatty.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Al’s kisses are warm and mostly soft. He cups his hands over your face and rubs your cheeks with his thumbs, sometimes squishing them into a funny little pucker when he’s feeling goofy.

“Mwwwwahhh!”

Peppers them all over your face and body!!

…and sometimes they turn into raspberries

He tastes vaguely like cigarettes, pop, and then mint lifesavers. (Kinda a nasty combo but uh, y’know. It is what it is.)

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Really good, actually!!

He wouldn’t ever want any of his own, but he’s kinda a child at heart and interacts really well with them.

Kids’ birthday parties are his favorite, he loves the way their eyes light up when he does magic!!

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

In bed, usually sleeping in while you’re curled into each other and Samson also sleeps at the end of the bed.

Or, in a rush to get ready for work because Albert slept through the alarm clock/just didn’t want to get up yet.

Cereal for breakfast!!

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nights are usually spent unwinding after work together, with a hot bath w/ lots of bubbles to start and then ordering take out/attempting to make dinner (hopefully with no spills on Al’s part)

Turning on the TV as nothing more than background noise while you eat together and reflect on your day.

Al is VERY big on communication and he likes to talk about the way you both felt throughout the day, and the way you feel at the end of the day.

Finally snuggling up under the covers with Sammy at your feet

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Albert has quite a lot of trauma and he didn’t want to start dumping it on you immediately.

Mostly because it’s a lot to hear, but he also didn’t want to scare you away.

So he’d take it a bit slowly, but be very honest in what he tells you. He loves you, and trusts you with even the nastiest bits of his life. Don’t be surprised if he cries, it’s still mostly unresolved and it’s a lot to talk about.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Al, aside from everything conditioning him to grow up otherwise, is very patient.

He never gets angry at you, maybe frustrated or irritated once in a blue moon but it’s very normal.

Even though he won’t admit it, he gets angry at Max more often than he should.

In general, you have to really push and/or take advantage of Al to get him angry and even then, he tries to resolve it fairly quickly.

Anger is his least favorite feeling, it always makes him sad afterwards.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Albert is excellent at remembering the tiny and odd details about you.

Your favorite songs, how you take your coffee exactly, the smells you like and dislike, your favorite candy. He often surprises you with the things you mentioned liking in passing as little gifts.

When you met, he likely forgot your last name, but remembered your eye color.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

He would have a rough time choosing one, but he can probably (maybe) choose two!!

One being the first time you hugged him. You were warm, like a safe haven for him to let his guard down. Every time he hugs you now, he feels the same way.

The second being the first time you exchanged the words “I love you.” He was so excited he scooped you up into his arms!!

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

For someone who’s such a klutz, he’s also very protective over you. Physically, as well as emotionally.

Don’t think he’d hesitate to put himself between you and harms way, Al has been through a lot of abuse so he won’t stand to watch you be hurt.

He’s also emotionally protective when you’re having bad brain days. He’ll wrap his arms around you in bed to let you cry it out against his chest. He won’t ever ask you, but please, do the same for him.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Al always tries to do the best he can with what he has, so things aren’t extravagant but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t put effort into them.

He doesn’t take you to fancy restaurants, but he’ll spend forever setting mood in the house exactly right or finding a place that serves your favorite foods.

Everyday tasks are always done with love, as they’re small acts of service for you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He has a habit of putting himself down, even if he passes it off as a joke. He might laugh when he calls himself a idiot or a joke, but he’s serious on the inside.

Not so bad, but he bites his nails. It’s a nerve thing so he doesn’t really think about it when he does it until they hurt/bleed.

It’s not excessive, but Al always has a pack of cigarettes around to smoke when he’s particularly stressed out or upset. Depending on the week, that could be often or not.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not very much. He has basic hygiene, and maybe puts a little more effort into his hair with conditioner. Shaves his face regularly. Smells pretty decent, like laundry detergent, faintly of cigarettes and dog, and a little cologne/aftershave.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely, Albert honestly may need you more than you need him.

His whole life is go to work and then come home to take care of you, Sammy, and snowball with a little magic thrown in. He loves it, wouldn’t have it any other way.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

I stated this above, but he has a big ol’ fluffy bunny named snowball!! She’s used for magic shows and the kids go wild over her!!

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

In general, alcohol. Al doesn’t drink. His parents drank, Max drinks, and he doesn’t want any part of it. He thinks it tastes bad and doesn’t like what it does to people.

In a partner, probably someone stuck up or boring, without a sense of humor. Anyone too plain, in that sense. Al’s whole life is pretty much clown shoes. If his partner can’t laugh with him, it won’t work out.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Uh, often.

Al is tired a lot and sleeps in whenever he can.

He also snores (hope you don’t mind) and is SUPER hard to wake up once he’s out.

He has nightmares about certain things sometimes, but they’re not worryingly often and nothing he can’t calm down from.

Can sleep in pretty much any position so sometimes you might see him on his stomach.

If you’re with him, he’s always holding onto you tight, with his arms wrapped around your waist and his face buried into you.

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[tommyfroggie]

Been too long (T.H)

Word count: 870

Warnings: rough handling, implied sex, super fucking kinky (degradation kink, daddy kink), cursing, mob themes

Summary: You decide to get a little impatient for your darling boyfriend's dick and end up paying the price.

Pairing: Mob!Tom Holland x Reader

Masterlist

Btw no pun intended in the title lmao.

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You knew what you were getting yourself into when you decided to fall in love in with Tom Holland. It was a lot, but you were used to it. Him being a crazy rich Mob boss and all, meant he could die at any minute and you wouldn't even know.

You always had that fear whenever he left home during your first month of dating; What if he doesn't come back? Is he going to be okay? He won't be hurt right?

But as the relationship went on that was the least of your worries. He made a promise to you, he would always return to you, no matter what. You trusted him.

So yeah.. that's that. Tom had also been working non stop lately, barely having time for you, you know in the affectionate way. You both just mildly exchanged morning and night kisses. It was honestly annoying the shit out of you. It was probably over a month since this has been happening. You were A HORNY MESS.

You decided to give it a go and gave Tom's number a call. You knew he was busy right now but you were so desperate that you would take your chances. He picked up in a heartbeat and you could hear faint gun shot noises in the background.

"Hey Tommy"

"Hey, I'm kinda in the middle of something right now baby"

"Ugh you always are!! I'm bored! I want you so bad Tommy"

He immediately understood what you were hinting at and shook his head in disbelief before speaking into the phone again.

"Darling, are you seriously calling me right now because you're horny? I'm trying not to get shot right now"

"We haven't fucked in ages!! You barely have time for me Tom. Well, whatever. Fuck off"

You angrily cut the call and lay back on the large bed, looking up. You just had to take care of yourself, like all the other days in the week. You thought about Tom as your fingers slowly went towards the rim of underwear, pulling them off

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Tom went absolutely livid after he heard you talk to him like that. You just had to wait till he gets home. He was going to give you a proper punishment for your bad behavior.

Tom quickly dealt with the motherfuckers that tried to get in his compound and steal.... and cockblock him; but that's not the point. He raced his black car back to the mansion. It was quite. Weird. Usually, he'd come home to you watching tv in the living room or something.

That's when he heard it. Moans. Your moans, as he got closer to your shared room. He peeked in to see you, laying naked on his bed, touching yourself. He was absolutely furious. He had one rule, one fucking rule, that was to never touch yourself, unless he allowed you to, and you just had to break it.

You were pretty into it to notice him arriving.

"Hey baby" He said in low, seductive tone.

You jumped up in shock, ruining your orgasm as you brought the sheets over yourself. Fuck.

"T-tommy... I thought you would be gone for longer" You said with an apologetic smile, knowing you just broke his rule.

"Well my girl wanted me.. Couldn't make her wait now could I?" He said as he sat onto the bed taking off his coat and rolling down the sheets, admiring your perfect form, tracing his fingers along your body, to your most sensitive part.

"I'm s-sorry"

"Aww where did all that bitch attitude you gave me on the phone go now huh?" You didn't care if he called you that. It turned you on. It was one of your stupid kinks.

"W-what are you going to do?"

"Well isn't it obvious.. I'm going to punish you for talking to daddy like that and breaking a rule"

He pinched one of your nipples harshly, causing you to gasp. You took a shaky breath in, looking up at him with doe eyes.

He ran his fingers through your wet folds as you shut your eyes tight and bit down on your lower lip.

"Who got you this wet huh, darling?"

You just moaned out in response with pleasure. He slapped your pussy. Hard. You let out a high pitched whimper. He held your face and looked you dead in the eye, his brown ones full of lust and hunger.

"I asked you a fucking question" And he slapped your sensitive spot again, you shivered as your body jolted.

"Y-you.. W-was thinking about you T-tommy" He lent down and took your right nipple in his mouth, biting. BITING. You cried out with pain but more pleasure.

"That's not my name now is it darling?" He bit even more harshly.

Your mouth fell agape as you tried to get the words out.

"D-daddy.. fuc-k"

"That's right. Now, I'm going to fuck you like the slut you are and I will make sure you won't be able to walk for a really long time, might wanna watch your attitude next time."

You looked at him with pleading eyes, yet a part of you was excited.

"What are you looking at? Get up and get on your knees. Now."

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One for you kinky mofos ;)

[rere-the-writer]

I had an idea that I can't take of my head, soooo reader have multiple personalities, and is a witch. one of her personalities is like a really shy and cute girl, don't talk a lot and is very calm, but the other is very is kinda evil (idk how to explain lmao). the mikaelson (poly, or just one if you prefer) meet her for the first time and she is all shy and cute, and they got to know each other and start a relationship but she doesn't tell them about her different personalities cause is afraid of their reactions. but sometime after some vampire or idk someone say something that really annoyed her and she just snap and her other personality comes out and she put fire on the person or something like that. the mikaelson are shocked and when is hear the person's screams the shy, quiet personality shows again and she just start to cry and saying "sorry" and "it was not me, it was her, I'm sorry" 😭 and after she calm down she explain them everything (make a fluffy end please) oh God, I may have write a little bit to much, I'm sorry :/

Let's see how I can do this as I don't much about multiple personalities

Warnings: Fluff, Angst, Protective Mikaelsons,

A/N: this was a hard one to write because I didn't want to be disrespectful to those who have multiple personalities. And I rewrote this few times because I hated how it came out so sorry if it took too long.

A/N/N: Sorry this is a little short as this was hard like I said before I didn't want to offend anyone

It happened in a blur one moment you were calm shying away from the vampire hitting on you when your lovers heard a scream to find the vampire dead missing their heart. You teared up dropping the heart seeing your lovers staring at you shocked.

"I'm sorry.....It ...hum wasn't..." You say trailing off and did the one thing that you were good at....running and hiding. The others went to your apartment looking for you worried about you.

You were a witch that Mikaelsons had been dating for an year and you hid that fact you had another personality. It wasn't that you wanted to hide things from them but you didn't know how they'll handle it all.

Even though your lovers were very affectionate showering you with love. Your second personality always told you that they would never love you if they knew so with magic seals and spells you kept her under lock and key....until the vampire you killed pushed just the right bottons.

"Baby? Are you alright?" You heard Elijah asked as he opened your apartment door with the others. Your lovers found you sitting in a magic circle, since the night you killed a vampire you hid from your lovers well until now.

"Don't! Don't break the circle." You said when Rebekah tried stepping forward as they saw your panic making them more worried.

"Love?"

"I should explain. Let me step out."

After you got them to settle down and brew some tea, you sat between Kol and Rebekah as they watching you. You nibbled on your bottom lip thinking what was the best way to explain. So you explained everything how your mother messed up a blessing spell and how those around you were scared to even get close to you.

"So I now have a second personality....and she is very hostile."

"Darling, you could have came to us."

"And tell you what? Hey guys I have an evil personality because my mother fucked up a spell."

"Yes." Klaus tells you as the four moved to get closer to you showering you with affection.

"But...but."

"We love you Y/N. And we will always love you no matter what." Elijah says moving to have you in his lap as Kol put on your t.v.

"And if we have to spend hundreds of years to prove so love. Than we shall." Klaus said as that night you were showered with affection and kisses with promises of forever lasting love. You had never felt so loved than at that moment and knew they meant every word.