#sorry i find comparing methods of christan worship interesting as if its my fault

[sporesgalaxy]

went to my old church on xmas eve and im still reeling that the pastor discussed the human authors' intent of the gospels so much. like actually talked about it as a book trying to convey a unified philosophy and not a series of #relatable life lessons straight from the Big Man Himself (<- my experience in many a methodist church my mom took us to). i know said pastor is the exact reason i managed to be shocklingly normal despite how obsessed I was with the Bible as a kid but it still surprises me every time i'm reminded cause I got so used to the alternative. also baffled that said old church is classified as protestant and yet they have you pinky promise via scripted chant thingy that you believe that only episcopal and catholic teachings are valid. like hey wait a second..... isnt that who you were protestanting against....... 🤨