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He will be the next sexyman heed my words.

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The game is rigged

i just want to date someone so pathetic but just so pathetic they can't lift 10 kilos they can't run for more than 5 minutes they're decently smart but also just so godamm stupid and they can't talk to strangers unless their life depends on it. And the fact that the chance i find someone like this is so infinitesimally minuscule when i realized the game is rigged against us.

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i'm going to commit war crimes in siberia

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oh my god he's so hot

Oh my fucking god, I’ve had this screenshot from the Mox squash match lying around for forever and only now I realized Punk brought the stigmata back.

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oh man i'm so happy i couldn't vote because i straight up could not decide

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oh my god is this how boomers feel when they say this generation has paper-thin skin

Ithink I’m gonna hurl laughing at this slaps you slaps you slaps you

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i just found out about fumo plushes and i think my life has forever changed

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This is one of the reasons i really like Dishonored, at least the first one which is the one i played. You can be the stealthy ghost type who doesn't kill a soul (even the big bad awful evil guys ways to neutralize them in a non-lethal way) But you can also be a fucking psychopath killing every single guard, civilian. And the game holds you accountable for it, the more you kill the more corpses will be on the streets, more zombies, named characters will treat differently. On the final mission Samuel (best character btw) the guy who drives you to the levels will actually say what a piece of shit you've been and will alert all the guard by shooting his pistol. Dishonored doesn't pretend that you're a good guy. If you kill a bunch of people you're no better than the villains, and it's as clear as day that's what's happening.

worst thing a video game can do is give me a bad reason to kill guys. either give me a very good reason or just say ‘there’s no good reason, you’re playing as a sicko’. don’t be like, ‘uhhh they are Raiders so you can kill them en masse with unlimited brutality but during our sidequests we will inexplicably provide incongruous moral choices about whether or not it’s okay to kill Namedcharacter van der Warcrime’

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Tiger drop negates any damage.

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i hate it here

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Imagine if fatui Scaramouche ever got to encounter Albedo

The parallel and contrast between them is insane—Albedo yearning for the very thing that happened to “ruin” Scaramouche’s life is *chefs kiss* (I also wanted to draw scaramouche letting everything out and crying and breaking down)

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All of you are insane

keep going.

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rika i love u