#sorry i didnt learn my lesson that well… :(

[sunflowercider]

everyone commenting on the dread of vol//tron being roobooted..... yall know theyre going back to the original source right? And that the animated show was like. Pretty different from that? I mean the situation is pretty funny tbh but calm down

[dandyshucks]

maybe i'll see if theres any online classes about janitorial work.... at the very least i can avoid another chloramine gas incident ever happening HFSDGJKL

[yume-no-miya]

look i love making sae be the one who's so in love and showering hajun with so much love and affection but it's much more fun to think that HE fell harder than her

[kroosluvr]

aftermath

ERMMM this takes place after long winter au third semester.... it could honestly vary but i think sometime btwn 5-10 yrs. sumire is abroad, akira moved back to tokyo after finishing hs/college, goro is. around

SORRY ITS 5am again so ill make this quick . again

QUICK DISCLAIMER this is kinda like a lot of me projecting LMFAOSDOGKJSDHFK@#)40 so like dont read into this tooooo much bc idk royaltrio cld be insnanely ooc here but. YEA.

started thinking abt akira constantly calling up goro and sumire even after 1) goro dies (so they think) and 2) sumire distances herself post-third sem. i elaborate on this on my shusumi fic........ sorry subtle shilling

^ tldr i think these 3 kinda drift apart after the snowglobe world crumbles, that false reality that ironically brought them so close together..... back in reality, things feel Different (but this is Our reality right? why does it feel so strange now?) and so. well its just not the same, no amtter what

the. the “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there” tumblr post

even though they loved each other and knew it too, there was also some sort of looming feeling that it won't last - but it does, still. it exists, in some meaningful sense-

akira sees and thinks about sumire and goro in everything he does, his day to day life, worries about them, wants to tell them about all he's doing, wants to hear about what they're up to. so he does so by leaving voicemails (although in this case sumire changed her number LMFAO. he does it anyway)

in the same vein, sumire thinks about all the things she'd like to tell goro, but with no address to send it to, it's useless. but she writes them anyway - more and more as a solace to herself, conversing with the memory of goro in her head, making him live on in that sense. and with akira i think it's a little more subtle. here she's trying to find a coffee shop that measures up to lebalnc, and of course she doesn't. there's only one leblanc and only one akira. but yeah like in sumire's case she kinda goes these "roundabout" ways in her Missing Them. theres also the added thing of her wanting to be more independent (from goro and akira and kasumi and tokyo and etc etc etc. also elaborated on in said fic)

goro! i think there's smth so poignant about visiting your own grave (i wrote sumire doing htis in another fic. thats an aside) hair cut, mask on, no gloves, he's a different sort of goro akechi but not really in any meaningful sense either. he's just different. sumire leaves the scarf (i think w sumire, she learns from goro like. omg im blanking on the word. LIKE reliability..? thinking realistically? smth like that.) so shes subconsciously thinks oh ill get him something useful like a scarf to keep warm (and a lil more subtle on the love aspect). akira gets him a lovely bouquet, straightforward and honest w his love/adoration, never afraid to spell it out. smth abt goro needing to live a new life now but also he keeps looking back - but this time, there's love when he looks back. there's still love

a kind of "youll always have home with me" sentiment btwn these 3. even if we never return there, youll still have a place in my heart

like "i dont think ill ever have that kind of love again. but i had it once. and even if i couldnt keep it, its still important." THIS IS HARD TO EXPLAIN

anyway tldr theres just some sentiment w royaltrio w Wanting to move on but also holding onto your past, and learning how to reconcile with the horrible parts but also the tender and lovely parts. sometimes there's stuff you gotta leave behind and grow past, grow around, even if it's good. even if it's good, you still have to push forward. <- a lesson that i'm trying to teach myself currently so thats why this is very. projecting. LMFAODSJKHJKSDKW sorry im crnge goodnight

these notes are horrible dont read these.

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙we're over | MV1 DR3˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: max verstappen x fashion designer!reader y/n (she/her) x daniel ricciardo

genre: social media au

warnings: none just fluff

summary: in which they are over (this time) and she has space for someone else in her heart

a/n: LOVE this request hehe ty so fun to do an alternative ending!!!

request!!!: hi! just saw your requests were open and i was wondering if you'd do a version of do-over where they don't get back together and she ends up with someone else(doesn't have to be on the grid could be like a hockey boy or anyone)

fc: maggie lindemann

my masterlist

original ending

instagram ->

yourusername posted a story

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twitter ->

messages ->

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yourusername

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yourusername heard you need inspiration

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yourbff my girl forever nd ever ⭐️

liked by yourusername

user1 new fan gained

user2 omg i rmmbr her from when she dated max & now im just rediscovering her she's sooo gorgeous wtaf

user3 i can't believe max fumbled her

user4 my competition for her hand jus tripled

user5 quadruped more like

user6 max verstappen found dead

user7 cant wait for a new collection

yourusername posted a story

liked by maxverstappen1, yourbff, and 318,928 others

ynupdates I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

yourusername i love u 🫀🫀

user8 u are fr the coolest girl in the world

yoursister so proud of you 🥹

yourusername stop it you'll make me emotional 😭

user9 you are so so loved

user10 nothing you could've said would put us off supporting u forever 🤘

messages →

instagram ->

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 life lately ⏰

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user11 waiting for y/n to follow him back

user12 he re-followed her?!?!

user13 i need to know what's going on have they spoken since the podcast?!!

user14 exes to lovers whennnn

user15 he's so cute

landonorris why is your comment section so full up of drama max

maxverstappen1 i didnt ask for this

user16 max is so tired of us LOL

user17 not sorry

user18 i love drama

user19 max acting dumb like he didnt post this to get her attention

messages ->

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ynupdates

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ynupdates y/n y/l/n spotted tonight outside a restaurant with f1 driver daniel ricciardo, following the release of a podcast episode on which y/n discussed her feelings on how her previous relationship (with max verstappen) played out. this comes following speculation about y/n and max rekindling their romance, but she has perhaps moved on to his ex-teammate and friend instead. we are sending our love to y/n as always!

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user20 omg what is happening

user21 wtf is she on a date with daniel???

user22 & i was so certain her & max would get back together....

user23 maybe she's trying to make him jealous 😂

user24 some of u guys are delulu af

user25 what i would give to be a fly on the wall

user26 i hope he treats her well

yourusername

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yourusername never lonely 🖤

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user27 omg first time we've seen y/n with her guitar in ages

user28 the guitar omg

yourbff best girl in the world

yourusername i love u

yoursister hard at work or hardly working?

yourusername shut up you

user29 MAX IN THE LIKES

user30 omg???? is there still hope

user31 something is happening

user32 there's something in the air 🤔

yourusername posted stories

liked by danielricciardo, charles_leclerc, and 134,293 others

yourbff ???? are you being rizzed up

yourusername perhaps

yourbff better not be by an f1 driver thought we learned our lesson

yourusername of course not

user33 soft launch much

user34 daniel???

user35 IS IT DANIEL OR MAX

user36 the flowers, the resting ur head on a man's shoulder... this is a soft launch bro

ynupdates y/n pls acknowledge the pap pics 🫶🚨

user37 where u at y/n

twitter ->

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user43 oh my god it's real

user44 NO WAY??? IS SHE BACK IN THE PADDOCK??

user45 and she said just friends 🤨

user46 this is the craziest thing to happen to f1 imo

user47 oh netflix are gonna eat this up

user48 SHE IS NOT SLICK

yourusername posted a story

liked by danielricciardo, maxverstappen1, and 548,293 others

charles_leclerc i will say i am shocked but happy beyond words to have you back!

yourusername ❤️❤️ catch up soon!

danielricciardo back for good

yourusername dont speak too soon

user49 SHAMELESS

user50 you got that new relationship glow

yourbff fantastic

yourusername shush you

ynupdates not you pretending you arent ecstatic

ynupdates posted a story

liked by danielricciardo, user44, and 128,103 others

user51 you sound thrilled

ynupdates trying to pretend like i care about racing 😀

user52 "just friends" yea right

yourusername never trust what y/n says 💀

user53 not her in the tauri garage there's no way they arent dating

yourusername

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yourusername weekend off

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user54 they're just friends they're just friends they're just friends

user55 i don't believe it for a second

yourbff get back to work

yourusername im busy right now

yourbff oh i wonder what with

user56 danny ric danny ric danny ric

user56 she gets prettier everytime i see her

danielricciardo so glad to have you back on the paddock y/n ❤️

yourusername glad to be back !

user57 they are so stiff

user58 they are trying to trick us into thinking they arent dating

twitter ->

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yourusername all the good in my life

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user64 SHE LOOKS SOOO HAPPY

ynupdates her smile 😭😭😭

yourbff the way you're glowing

liked by yourusername

danielricciardo i love you

yoursername i love u too 🥹🫶

user65 ill never recover

user66 the new f1 it couple

user67 best wag of all time

user68 cant wait to buy all of y/n's new collection

user69 literally same it looks soo cool

danielricciardo

liked by yourusername, yourbff, and 1,284,083 others

danielricciardo i won

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ynupdates omg she is so hot what the hell

danielricciardo you're telling me

user70 OH MY GODDD

user71 her in daniel's car oh myyyy

yourusername wow

yourusername i love u fr

danielricciardo ❤️

maxverstappen1 you're welcome everyone

danielricciardo you do not get credit for this

maxverstappen1 i feel like i do

yourbff absolutely not

yourusername thanks for giving us your blessing max

maxverstappen1 🥰

user72 this feels like closure

THE END 🤍

[bunny-jpeg]

This is my first time ever submitting an ask on tumblr but i didnt realize u also wrote for Fernando !!! i have kinda a big order tho so mb ToT. can i please get persian roll and swiss roll with a side of naked and famous and champagne? served Fernando Alonso :))

bakery menu!!

want to submit your order? hit up the menu! there are many things on the menu and i would love to see what you come up with! these orders have been so fun to do, so thank you to everyone who has submitted them! <3 (also don't worry about it being a bigger order, i love doing this as well!!)

persian rolls: "it's mandatory i finish. you getting to finish is a treat." + swiss roll: "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you." + naked & famous: bimbo/ditzy!reader + champagne: sugar daddy situation served by fernando alonso (formula one)!!

cw: smut/pwp, sugar daddy au, bimbo/ditzy!reader, mean!fernando, age gap (20s/40s), dirty talk & degrading language, fingering, doggy style, rough sex, orgasm denial

"daddy!" you chirped as you came through the front door of fernando's large house in spain. your heels clicked against the tiled floor and you did a full turn to find him, "daddy! where are you!" you perked up when you saw him emerge from the kitchen. he was drying his hands on a dish towel.

his smile dropped when he saw the bags in your hand. the names on them were expensive. he grew a little curious, "how did you pay for those, princess?" he asked you with his eyebrows raised. you didn't have a job, you hadn't had one for almost two years. and with the amount the appeared to be in those bags, your allowance didn't pay for that either.

you dipped your head a little and said, "i don't know daddy." and softly put the bags down and clasped your hands behind your back. your glossed bottom lip stuck out in a pout.

dumb little girl. stupid, idiotic little girl. you wouldn't learn your lesson until your ass cheeks were bruised till they were purple and you were wearing the collar that fernando bought for you when you misbehaved. there was a little weight to the item to remind you who you belonged to.

he groped your ass while you laid out on his lap. your ass was properly bruised as you whined against him. you were a pretty, whorish display for him. his grip was tight as he said, "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

you moved a little, 'daddy, please." you wanted to bury your head under the covers. to hear his rough voice in your head left you heated all over. he could so easily get under your skin, he could push and pull you into any position he needed you in. that was the power of a sugar daddy in that kind of arrangement. fernando, regardless, held over power over you. and it always made you pant heavily in a heated passion that made your cunt clench around him.

he liked you like this, submissive against him. while he'd give you the world, there were rules you had to follow. he touched your ass a little more as he said, "i know you cannot think, princess. there are so thoughts in that head of yours. but, what did i say about not taking daddy's credit card? you have to behave, angel."

you squirmed a little, "i'm sorry, daddy." you tried to pull away from him, but you weren't getting far. you clung to the sheets under you, your ass was a whorish display. he sank his fingers inside of you for a moment and you moaned loudly, "daddy i'm sorry!!!" and arched your back slightly, which fernando liked quite a bit.

"i bet you are." he said. his fingers felt so good in you as he rubbed against some of your more sensitive areas which made your toes curl, "but i know you'll do it again. because you are a bad girl, always a bad girl for me." his voice was low and it made you squirm a little more.

your cunt took his digits so well, your back arched so pretty and fernando continued to finger fuck you. he just kept you on the edge of orgasm, not helping you got over the hill with it. he teased you and you whined as you tried to get some friction from his rough jeans.

"no. no, princess. it's mandatory i finish. you getting to finish is a treat." he said as he refused to let you orgasm, this was all part of the punishment. it didn't take long before you ended up off of his fingers and on your face in the pillows with our hips in the air. you pretty pussy on display for him.

fernando got his clothes off and ended back on the bed with you. he licked his fingers clean of your wetness before he got up behind you on the bed. his cock was at full attention and the head was leaky with pre-cum. he wanted you, he wanted you badly. even when you misbehaved and caused him headaches. he wanted to finish inside that pretty cunt and bully his cum as deep as he could get you.

when he got himself inside of you, your back was arched and you clung to the pillows. your noises got loud and pathetic. you tried to beg, "i'm sorry, daddy" and hiked your hips up a little further.

"i know you are. i know you want me to forgive your little incident. but i think i may have grown too soft with you, angel. being too nice.' he said as he rutted against you. he could feel the flash of heat in his body, he pushed your head into the pillows and picked up the pace. he bullied your sweet cunt and your noises were greatly muffled, "you've become a spoiled little slut. you enjoy getting into trouble." he moved against you harder and you were moaning loudly.

"please, daddy." your back arched more as you yearned for him greatly. he just thought you were to die for, beyond beautiful laid out under him. if he flashed enough bills in your face or slipped you his credit card, you'd happily do anything he asked. he had you bound in a way that there was little to escape from him.

he continued to fuck you with a feverish pace and was spurred on by your hot and heavy moans. he watched you whine and claw at the covers like a wild animal. you were insatiable at times. you yearned for cock deeply and who was fernando to deny you that. but he was going to deny you the sweet release you craved.

only good girls got to cum.

he pace was brutal and you felt the rush of pleasure through you. you panted wildly and felt the inferno of lust in you. you were fernando alonso's stupid little princess and you wore that title with pride. you were proud to be his, even if you had bubblegum for a brain. but that was alright, that was what fernando was there for. to make sure his angel was cared for.

"are you not going to take my credit card anymore? you're going to be a good girl for me? not cause me problems? i'd hate to have to leash you. keep you close to me so you don't cause problems." he groaned as he continued to fuck you.

you shook your head against the pillows, "no daddy, i'm sorry daddy." your voice was strained as you felt close to your climax. but fernando finished before you, he shoved his entire length into your sweet cunt and made you toes curl at the feeling.

"that's what i like to here, angel. you sound so pretty when you beg for me. maybe you do have it in you to be a good girl for me." his thrusts were rough and it made your heart feel in your throat. he fucked you with a fury that left you feel even dumber.

"daddy."

with a few more heavy thrusts he finished inside of you. marking your pretty little pussy. he loved when he shoved it in as deep as it would go. leave a little reminder of him in you. he groaned harshly, "so pretty under me. such a little fucking whore." his words were biting and it only turned you on more. but before you could finish. he pulled out and pinched your clit. "no." and you whined more.

"daddy!" your voice was tight.

you whined and fernando said, "if you want to finish, you for once have to work for it. now get up on daddy's thigh." <3

[abbyslev]

papamin finding out you and yuuji are dating

a/n: THIS WAS SO CITE TO WRITE MY HEART

nanamis first time dressing you up was for a corporate christmas party.

he called his mother, asking for advice. eventually, his neighbor who so happened to be a kind lady with kids around your age helped you. after a few lessons, he learned. from them on, he dressed you up, doing your hair.

nanami didnt believe in leaving you behind, bringing you to every party and event he possibly could. something about you having him by his side, plus you kept everyone entertained, always telling them about how your daddy was a superhero and that he’s a hard worker.

-

nanami’s last time dressing you up was your formal dance.

he zipped your black dress up, moving your hair back into place. you turned around, waddling in front of your mirror. “what do you think?” you place your hands on your hips, cheesing. “i think you look beautiful, hun. as always.” he smiled at you. three quick knocks echoed through your home. “i’ll get it.” nanami left the room quickly before he started tearing up.

it long after, itadori bursted into your room, flowers in his hand. pink, the same shade as his hair. “these are for you!” he handed them to you, politely bowing. “thank you.” you hug him. “hey, you got a haircut!” you run your hands through his somewhat combed through hair.

god, you two were not beating the dating allegations. (that were very true, but you were terrified of your father finding out you were dating itadori.)

“do you like it?” “love it.” “i love your dress, black is your color.” “thanks!” you blushed. nanami cleared his throat. “sorry, nanamin!” itadori turned red, facing him. “photos?” nanami pulled out his phone. “you know it!” you grinned. itadori placed his hand in a respectable place, his grin wide and cheese flushed.

nanami took a couple, before turning around and taking a surprise selfie. “beat you to it.” he chuckled. “it’s okay, i got you earlier and you didn’t even know it.” you stuck your tongue out.

“alright. let’s get going, you two. be back before curfew and have lots of fun, okay?” nanami waved the both of you off. “yes, dad. i love you!” “love you, hun.” he watched as your and itadori made it down the stairs.

-

“that was a lot of fun. i wish jujustu had more dances.”

“oh, for sure. i didn’t even get to show you all of mine!” itadori laughed. “thanks for walking me back.” you leaned against his shoulder. “not a problem.” he blushed. the boys dorm wasn’t far from the mentors homes, anyway.

“i’ll see you tomorrow at training. and thanks for the shoes by the way.” you scratch your neck. itadori had taken his shoes off and tried his best to tie them tight after your heels had given you blisters. “no problem, anything for you.” he took the key to your house, opening the door.

“i love you.” itadori leaned down, giving you a quick kiss. “you be safe. don’t be late, i love you.” you waved him off, grinning from ear to ear.

“well, you certainly didn’t tell me you had a lover.” “dad!” you jumped up high, hand over your chest. there you stood, lipstick smudged and itadori’s suit jacket over you, with his huge shoes on your feet. nanami stared in confusion. “my feet hurt. and i got cold.”

nanami pointed at his lips, eyebrows furrowed. “oh.” you covered your lips. “im just messing with you. you two aren’t so secretive as you think.” nanami laughed. that was the day nanami realized you weren’t his little girl anymore.

[moonlightspencie]

you don’t listen + remus

i didnt know whether to make this angst or silly. i will let you, dear readers, have the pleasure of figuring it out in real time

pairing: remus lupin x gn!reader

(three word sentences)

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Remus huffed a breath, shaking his head with his hands on his hips. "You don't listen!"

You scoffed, sitting up on his bed and staring at him. "Excuse me?"

"It's like every time I try to talk, you zone out and don't listen to a word I say."

You swallow, floundering for words for a moment. He wasn't wrong, after all. Just now, when he was talking about his classes, you were totally preoccupied. You supposed it was fair for him to accuse you, but you frowned nonetheless.

"I'm sorry, I just..."

"Did you even hear a single thing I just said?"

"No," you admit quietly.

He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Well, it's not my fault!" you exclaim.

"How is that not your fault?"

"You're the one who took your shirt off in the middle of speaking to me!"

He scoffed this time, crossing his arms over his bare chest. Now he was at a loss for words.

"I–" he looked around, then set a firm gaze back on you. "That's ridiculous. You've seen me with much less."

"Doesn't mean it stops being distracting," you grumble, pouting.

He rolls his eyes, walking up to you. He takes your jaw in his hand, pressing a kiss to your lips. Then, he brushes his thumb over your pouty bottom lip.

"Quit pouting."

"You're mean."

"And you're insatiable," he kisses your lips once more. "Last time I try to talk about anything when you're making googly eyes at me."

You chuckled, leaning into his touch. "You'd think you would learn your lesson by now."

[tisaolin]

Was this one is the deleted request?

Can I request a S/O that likes to make annoying jokes and pranks to their partner?

Please make Shang Tsung and Fujin because they pretty much hard to anger and make Scorpion and Mileena since they have VERY bad temper

S/O likes to

annoyingly poke their partner's cheek

using water squirt ring (sometimes)

pull my fing- wait that's too much

You can use if you have other prank ideas as well

Keep up the good work!!

OMG YASS IT WASS!!! IM ALSO SO GLAD YOU INCLUDED FUJIN BC AT FIRST U DIDNT SO I WAS GONNA WRITE FOR HIM, KUNG LAO, AND LIU KANG

Kombatants with a playful s/o

Characters: Shang Tsung, Fujin, Mileena, Scorpion

SHANG TSUNG

LITERALLY RESISTING THE URGE TO NOT LAUGH.

He’s actually fond of the poking and doesn’t mind when you make a “whee” sound everytime you sneak from behind him and poke his cheek. He finds it adorable.

WTF! He literally SCREAMS that when you shoot him with a water gun. Same when you do the ole bucket trick.

When you use the ole whoopie cushion on him, He looks at you and theres like minutes of awkward silence until he starts snickering.

Pranks got so bad he had to BEG you to stop while literally on the verge of tears, “PLEASE,YOU GOT TO STOP THE BULLSHIT 😖”

Fujin

He’s a little confused but he finds the pranks cute.

The poking his cheeks makes him smile, physical touch is his cup of tea fr.

When you spray him with water, he uses wind to make you fall. Starting prank wars NOW!

Raiden is absolutely MORTIFIED at what you turned his brother into.

It’s a never ending battle between the two of you.

In the end, you won when you got some fake hair to make it seem like you cut his actual hair.

Scorpion

Almost at his breaking point fr.

Poking his cheeks isn’t too bad but he does ask if you can stop because it gets annoying.

When you spray him with a water gun he has to meditate in order to keep himself from MURDERING YOU.

He almost set you on fire when you made him fall down the stairs 😞(geez louis please dont kill him)

The snakes in a pringles can is probably the only prank that made him laugh, after being scared lol. “ARE YOU LAUGHING??” “…no” “YES YOU ARE”

Mileena (shes so cute I LOVE HER SOO MUCH)

Mileena loves you so much, so she tries to remain calm.

Poking whats left of her cheeks (im so sorry) causes her to ALMOST BITE YOU😟.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK MEL” “DO.NOT. TEST MY PATIENCE” looks like you learned your lesson after that because you didnt do it anymore.

Spray her with the water gun again, it brings a tingling sensation.

When you swapped her shampoo with hair dye. She gave you a look you will NEVER forget.

Perfect example frfr(this how I apparently look at people)

🤦🏾‍♀️congratulations, you’ve made Mileena so mad she snaps at you.

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Hi I hope your doing well, and drinking water.

Ok so how about the camp au but auron was being pranked (not anything bad just hamless pranks)but he didn't know who is was until he caught rook in the act of the last prank, and he thought he caught them until someone pointed it out that he had paint handprints or red on his butt

(Rook was doing the pranks, and she got the hand prints cuz they gave him a kiss to distract him)

Got caught red handed!

Camp Counselor's AU is made by my moot @thetopichot

"Really Rook. It was you?" Tiredly saying, Rook who was holding some feathers in a bucket smiled. Auron sighed rubbing his temple and opened his hand to them. Getting the idea Rook handed the feathers over, Auron then looked for them to explain.

"So, you know how Candy Floss always makes bets?" Mentioning the candy lover counselor, Auron nodded "So he bet like....$40 dollars I couldn't prank you successfully. It wasnt about he money it was showing I could actually do it..." Admitting Rook looked down. Not wanting to see the 'I'm not mad just disappointed' look on their partner.

"Ugh....Just clean up the balloons you left in my cabin." Sighing out Auron turned to the small metal shelves holding crafting things. So this is what Rook was using for the pranks, Star was telling him they were missing materials.

"Okay I will....sorry love. I'll make it up to you?" Hopfully saying, leaning down to give Auron a kiss on the cheek. The red head rolled his eyes and nodded, giving them a smirk as he thought of something.

"Maybe, but that's for later. Just go and behave, Rook." Chiding his lover. Who nodded and rushed off to his cabin to start getting the balloons they used. It was a funny scene seeing Auron open the door and lots of different balloons come out slowly.

The kids had a blast, asking if they could take some. Auron not wanting to deal with that just let them, then walked away to go find something to pop the balloons.

Continuing the day, checking up on different counselors and when seeing Alphonse scolded him. What he didnt notice was the adults blinking in surprise when seeing a red hand print on his butt.

"Snk! Oh my god!" Whispering Faust snorted. Causing his older brother to turn and give him a look. Star who was next to the bluenette pursed their lips.

"Is something wrong?" Slowly questioning, Auron turned back to them. Star was about to speak but Faust bursted out laughing.

"You have a hand print on your ass! Holy shit where's my phone?" Giggling out, Faust turned away to get his phone. Processing the words Aurom turned his head and hips slightly. Feeling his eye twitch seeing a red hand on his left ass cheek.

"Um, do you want me to take those? I have another pair you can use?" Trying to ease the red heads anger, Star suggested. Auron simply stood still, taking a deep breath in and walked away.

In Auron's cabin, Rook finished popping the last balloon. And wondered to themselves if Auron ever felt them touching him? He did say something along the lines that their kiss let's his guard down?....

Jumping a bit the snapped their head to the door. Seeing Auron with a slightly peeved look on his face. The red head slowly closed it and looked at them with a smile.

"Rook. Your such a brat." Slowly going to them, said person backed away as he cornered them against his desk. "I should teach you a lesson, yes?" Challenging Rook, with a certain glint in his eyes.

"Um...I guess? I mean-" Their words were cut off by Auron smearing paint on their face. Blinking and processing what just happened, Rook gasped as they tried to wiggle away from him.

"No, no, stay still. It's only paint it'll wash off dear." Teasing Rook, as they let out screams. Feeling paint go on their clothes, Auron stopped after he got it all over their shirt.

"Now. What did we learn?" Asking politely, leaning down looking into their eyes. Rook gave him a slight glare as they huffed out the answer he wanted.

"Not to prank you...." Crossing their arms, looking at his smirking face. Auron laughed and leaned in giving them a kiss.

"Good. Now let's go get cleaned up dear." Advising as he held out his hand. Rook smiled grabbing it and they both left to the bathroom. To start on the cleaning process since Rook had the most paint on them.

[iiapple]

do you hate knife as a character or what the fandom/his relationship with suitcase has turned into /genq

both

theres aspects to him i enjoy though usually its paired with another character's interactions with the general juvenile violence in season 1 - early season 2. knife and trophy's whole deal is so ridiculously stupid its laughable but in an enjoyable way where im kinda entertained. it can make for a lot of funny interactions that are just jabs at one another (and trophy getting the short end of the dick which is always funny). he and pickle are fun too even without the romancey shippinf component, they can be at a base just stupid gay bros that chill. while he was caught up in mic's business and did lend a hand in her arc, i do prefer how it is now where again, its just slight jabs and non melodramatic fun (add in soap to grill his ass, soapmic knickle video game sesh and soap is crushing everyone at it like hell)

however its the push of him needing to be this "philosophical deep guy who analyzes everyone correctly and its soooooo interesting how much hes changed" that really irks me. because i honestly dont buy it and just see a man who self pities under the guise of "learning and growing i help others now because ive changed". hes like balloon to me in that sense except hes able to keep it composed and together without becoming outwardly desperate. its honestly irritating how much of an involvement he has now and again, how much of a push there is to him being in the top 2 after "all his growth". i just dont give a fuck. why should i give a fuck about a man who burnt and harassed and bullied and tortured a woman in season 1 for fun, and had others try to join in on it too? and the GALL of him to even apologize to marshmallow for it too LOOOOOL... "ohhhh poor me im sorry marshmallow for hurting you before" pussy couldnt even state what he did to her, weak ass self fellating apology im SO glad marsh didnt accept it and was NOT kind about it in front of him. she shouldve start throwing rocks at him. all this "change and teaching" i will never forgive that man for what he did to women

not to mention, how practically of little to no help he was towards suitcase who, was dealing with bigger issues than he was as if hes fuckin get it. such bullshit advice and "lessons" hed tell her when its like dude, shut the hell up!!! youre saying the dumbest shit and still pinning it all against her somehow when shes been tossed around her supposed alliance because those 3 idiots couldnt get shit together for once. that AND her psychosis coming onto the foreground of it all of course shes not gonna talk about it further because you keep pushing in shit that she has no fault in, as if shedve trust you with that. its sweet that theyre working now against everything now but god lol, i just dont buy their newfound ammends and friendship of sort personally

what the fandom has done is REALLY hyopcritical. now im not gonna say its every single person who does this, nor am i a fan of monolith-ing (?) a group of people because of a common pattern, but its just really REALLY funny seeing people going after pairings like lairy or whatever saying its "proship" while shipping a man who has a history of violence on women with a psychotic woman who he has offered piss poor assistance to in the name of his own weird beliefs of changing and helping. idgaf for discourse around a bunch of pixels over trivial shit that really isnt THAT big of an issue (lairy discourse), especially because well, theyre wrong as fuck, but how are people gonna say one thing then turn around and do The Same Shit under another flavour. knifecase is such a kick in the balls to women and another example of how fandom greatly prefers men over women WHATEVER the situation is. theyll fawn over a man whos done shit and think "yeah hes my poor onglydoople poop. only HE suffers in this work of media" while greatly ignoring the issues the women in the same piece of work deal with by writing (misogyny) and circumstances (misogyny again). this world is founded immensely on misogyny and we're never getting the fuck out of it and while yeah im ranting about object character violence being sexist/misogynistic, you gotta get that its all a repeated pattern of these behaviours these mentalities this culture. you can argue one thing about writers intentions and beliefs, we dont know these people well enough to point fingers and label. however, how are YOU digesting it? shitting it out? what is your overall take and without using gay fandom buzzwords and misogynist thinking describe the women in the show (rhetorical)

[cloudstongue]

i would suck at that um.

i want to rant but ummm uhhh,,,,, i already ranted enough

i see myself in you sometimes but then again i see myself in most of my mutuals (especially those i interact with an awful lot)

sometimes i realize how different we can be (as in you and i but it applies to literally everyone) and it scares me a little bit

but i mean i dont think people liken themselves with me often, im a little freak :(

i mean i guess everyone on this website is but ausuguguugurg,,

i have no idea what im doing im just some fanboy with a silly personality trying to enjoy the world and no matter how complex and enigmatic i am i think that is how simplified i can get

not to mention theres some pretty large age gap like AHAH…WHAT DO YOU MEAN TWO OF THEM ARE 18?????? AND THEN 16? AND 15???? sometimes i wonder how we all found each other and can get along this well but i guess age dowsnt determine everything and i should know that very well as a mature immature unbalanced childish child but im just not used to being this close to people with such different age ranges

sorry for yapping

(im not anon tagging this. i mean, i dont think i can anyway) (you and others probably knoq who this is thougj.. im not the best at hiding)

THIS IS A LOT!!!! oh my god :o /pos

It's hard for me to relate to people or anything in general, it's why i never understood kinning in the first place, I'm glad you can see bits of yourself in me! i think that must be comforting in a way, like "oh I'm not the only one like this"

I DON'T KNOW THE AGES OF MOST PEOPLE AROUND HERE but I'm always guessing teenagers, 13-19,, i have a mutual that's in her 20's, i love her a lot she's very cool (platonic) ((lol guess who))

I have friends of all ages too! the most age diverse friend group I'm in is this brazillian one, i think I'm the only portuguese person from portugal that's in it,, youngest member is 14 YEARS OLD

LIKE THAT'S CRAZY. THAT'S A BABY IN A GROUP FULL OF TODDLERS?????? i miss the group, we haven't been talking a lot :(

[tokuxsenshi]

Sentai Body Swap Episodes rank

Okay so I finally done I watched all the body swap episodes. My favorite trope in all media so im an expert so this is the true ranking of them anyone else opinon is WRONG. (Also sorry so bad at words)

King-Ohger Episode 28. Shuffle kings

this THIS RIGHT HERE is a MASTER PIECE OF BODY SWAP EPISODES full team no voice swaps and FULL of chaos. I love everything about it. I love that Gira Jeremy Hymeno and Kaguragi learned a lesson and Yanma and Rita just want to kill eachother. 100/10 episode ART in its purist form.

2. GOGO V Episode 37. The Beauty is a Saima Beast!?

I'm honestly very surprised that I loved this episode as much as I do like I don't even remember it from watching Gogo I remember the season being very serious but honestly forgot how funny it could be. I love that this monster didnt even plan to do body swap and him going on the marriage interveiw and acting all weird but the fact he did that in Tsugumi body and the parents didnt react make me think shes just like that normally. Tsugumi is such a girl boss as well true QUEEN. 10/10 episode

3. Magiranger Episode 39. Inverse Brother and Sister and Episode 40. The Gorgon's Garden

Honestly though this was gonna be my number 1 when I started this episode was one my favorites when I watched Magiranger (despite forgoring its a 2 parter) though RIP to Houka 15 man harem. And Kai sick burning his sister. this some great mid 2000s sentai. though it being a 2 parter kinda un imporant it could been done in one so the episode be counted as 1 and together their a 10/10

4. Gokaiger Episode 27. An Unusual Gokai Change.

This another one I forgor but its a great episode and choosing Doc an Luca for it was perfect. some great sentai body swap shannies in it with doc running around from guys who think want to attack luka and being scared to hurt her body pure boi. 10/10 love Gokai so much

5. Go-Onger Episode 12. Sosuke Banki!?

I just love Go on its one my favorite seasons and this episode some the best of how wacky this season is. even with a voice swap I actually genially love this episode. and the fact the monster couldnt even spend 10 mintunes with the team because their just to insane that they couldnt even tell that Sosuke was switched. only one bad thing its set before miu so for no miu I have to give it - 100 points so its a -90/10

6. Abaranger Episode 27. AbaRed is AbareBlue

Another favorite season and this episode is not a low point honestly love that most of it just Yukito trying to be a dad and failing like dont let this man take care of kids again. like I think the only thing that bring this episode down is the voice swap again. 10/10 episode

7. Lupat Episode 16.Because You're A Friend

Another BANGER. Choosing Touma to be the body swap for this as AMAZING dont think the comedy could been better with anyone else. and the fact the Patoranger saw the monster in Touma body and basically though he some kind of play boy peek comedy. and the way they trick the monster to switch back really good. 10/10

8.Zenkaiger Episode 32. kai! Sakasama Gets Angry! Is That a Monkey?

I want to start with that the sub I watched the name the epiosde was freaky friday or is it monkey monday and like THAT WHAT IT SHOULD BE! this episode pretty alright I like Kaito running around Tojitendo Palace and completely failing at pretending to be stacy loud boy in quite boy body peek comedy. also love we get t see Flint do the Twokaizer dance even if its a body swap. 10/10 Episode

9. Dekaranger Episode 19. Fake Blue

Alright this where my real opinion shine. I LOVE Dekarangr its one my top 10 seasons BUT this episode where it was good... WAS SO BORING compared to what I was watching like I like the epiosde but for what I was making thi slist for its just not that good. 6/10

10. Toqger Episode. 21. The Runaway Bride

Another season I love but this episode so MEH. like honestly this did not have to have the boys body swap it just seemed really unessary and didnt really effect anything. The Gritta stuff was really sweet though I always felt bad for her in the show she deserved better. 5/10

11. Kyoryuger Episode 37. Revenge! The Ghost Deboth Army

Honestly this episode so boring I could barely pay attention like this one 100% did NOT need to be a body swap epiosode like did that even effect anything. 4/10

12. Fiveman Episode 36. Super Twin Strategy

I wont really reveiw this one like I did watch it and its alright but I've never seen Fiveman so I feel like maybe when I do eventually watch it i'll have an actual opinon ?/10

13. Kiramager Episode 19. Partner

I'll start with saying the Juru and Fire stuff this episode ADORABLE I love that... but I CAN NEVER purely enjoy this episode because MACH IN IT IS FUCKING DIGUSTING. like the fact whoever wrote this thogh that was comedy A SHAME makes sense the same guy who wrote episode 11 of Lupat the worse epiosde of ANY sentai I hate this episode it makes me so uncomfortable even thinkig about it. fuck mach. -1000000000000000000000000000/10

an now here at the end I'll talk about my FAVORITE swap episode and episode in general that I just couldnt rank with this since I dont 100% think it counts but I love it so we talking about it.

Shinkenger Episode 27, Switched Lives

I LOVE this episode its so funny and crazy. like taking the switch body trope but with furniture is so good. and the fact Genta turned into sushi and was almost eaten actually turned into an epiosde where he couldnt morph because he was to scared is so funny. and also Ryuunosuke the show punching bag of course gotta turn into little piss baby statue since thats what he is. this episode just great like honestly this one I feel like you can watch without even seeing the rest of shinkenger (Though why would you its the BEST SEASON) and the fact its a Chaiki and Kotaha episode just makes it even better. 10000000000000/10

[nyxwritesfanfics]

“m-mc!”

Leviathan x Mc

NSFW

(i regret writing this..)

warnings! ~ sub levi / dom mc, fem mc, levi has 2 pps, levi being stepped on with combat boots, use of “mommy”, riding, gagging, overstimulation, s&m (proper capitalization not used)

*knock knock*

“go away! im busy!”

“levi.. open up.”

leviathan could be heard shuffling to get up, and you could hear the loud GAME OVER coming from his tv. he opened the door.

“m-mc! hi!” leviathan stuttered, not being able to stop staring at your chest. how could he when your shirt was so tight fitting and your breasts were so large. you were taller than him, combat boots adding some extra height.

“did you forget we had a date? its already 2. we were supposed to leave at 1:30.” you pushed levi back into his room and onto his bed, then you shut the door.

“i-i i thought it was 12! im s-sorry mc!”

“thats not my name.” you were now straddling levi on his bed, holding him up by his shirt collar.

“im sorry m-mommy!” levi stuttered, blushing like crazy.

you got up, still holding his shirt collar. you pulled him to the floor.

“tsk. look at you, not being able to look away from his game for five seconds to check the time and now you’re on the floor beneath me. i bet you’re enjoying this. pathetic.” you let go of his shirt, moving your foot and stepping on his chest, not hard enough to break bones but hard enough to hurt.

leviathan moaned.

“what are you? a masochist? you really are absolutely pathetic levi.” you crouched over him and began undoing his belt “guess i’ll have to teach you a lesson for being so careless..”

you unbuttoned and unzipped levi’s jeans, pulling his boxers down with the pants. you took one dick in each hand and started pumping.

leviathan moaned again.

“quiet. the door isnt locked. anyone could walk in.”

“s-sorry” levi tried his best to keep quiet as you pumped faster and faster, but ultimately, he failed.

leviathans moans filled the room, and if you stood in just the right spot outside you could hear him.

he gradually got louder, and you could tell he was close. suddenly, you stopped.

“w-what?! but m-mc! please!!” levi whined.

“whining gets you nowhere.”

you stood up, and took your shorts and underwear off. crouching back down, you lined up both of levis cocks with both of your holes. you slowly lowered yourself down.

leviathan moaned loudly.

“shut. up.” you pushed your now free fingers into his mouth, gagging him.

you began to ride levi, moaning quietly. soon enough you could feel your release coming, and you could see from the look on leviathan’s face that his was coming as well. you kept going until both of you were cumming, but you didnt stop there, no. you kept riding levi until you were satisfied. leviathan tearing up from the overstimulation after so many rounds of cumming.

“have you learned your lesson you disgrace?” you removed your hand from his mouth to let him respond.

“y-yes m-mommy”

you stood up, putting your underwear and shorts back on and walking towards the door.

“now clean up this mess. dont be late next time we have a date.”

[cupoftaae]

Can you do a drabble for Oc & Taehyung how someone tries to flirt with Tae in front of her and he does something super romantic for Oc which makes the girl back off? I miss this couple so much ❤️

Hiii! this is a super cute idea, thank you anon for requesting!

Warnings- swearing, minor angst I suppose, FLUFFY!!

pairing- Forever and a day series couple! (Tae x YN)

Enjoyyyy! -Nini

"I'll pick up the tab"

before you had the chance to even pull out your wallet, taehyung slapped his card onto the dinner table in front of you. "I got it, babe, no worries"

You scoff, typical him.

"you paid last time, and it isnt really fair you know?" you mumble, feeling shy as his soft eyes gaze deeply at you, trying to gather your attention.

"Y/N, stop" he took your hand and squeezed it, "you dont need to fret, you're my doll, I can spoil you if I want, yeah?"

You simply shrugged, feeling defeated as he stood, "I'll go to the front and pay, stay here baby"

You nodded as you watched him walk off, scraping the last bit of dessert off your plate and onto your mouth. Taehyung and you usually went out on special occasions, but not that you were engaged, everyday felt like a special occasion. He would suprise you with random reservations at random timing- for instance, today you came home from work, tired and dirty, but he sat at the door with that little grin of his, explaining that he managed to squeeze a date in at one of the "super fancy" dinner places in the city.

You couldn't say no, especially to his sweet doe eyes, so of course you dolled up and came with him, and as always it was more than enjoyable....you just wish he would let you pay....considering he did everything else.

You looked up to see what was taking so long, and to your surprise, he was stuck at the front counter with some woman who looked like a model, her hand on his shoulder and everything.

Whatever they were engaging in must've been really interesting considering how attentive her eyes were to his.

You arent the jealous type, and you know taehyung would never cross that line with you.....but seeing this rando touch up on your practical husband.....oh hell no

He waves a hand and slowly makes his way back to the table, "sorry baby....."

"whos that?"

He shrugged "actually, I have no idea...but I think she was flirting with me"

you would be lying to say that your blood didnt boil at those words "what? wait....what did she say?"

"well....she was complimenting my outfit then proceeded to touch me-"

"i saw" you cut him off, a slight smirk crossing his face

"but-...I didnt give her any of my time...."

"hm..." you sigh, looking down at your phone

"baby, cmon..." he leans over and kisses your head, "you know I only love you, my sweet, beautiful girl, hm?"

"wellllll-" you tease, playing angry

Taehyungs eyes caught the blonde woman off in the distance eyeing him, he smirked once more and whispered. "come with me"

He gently led you to the center of the dining room, standing on a chair as he started speaking, your heart sank to your ass. "what are you fucking doing???" you couldnt help but laugh.

"attention everyone!!" he began, ignoring you, "I would like to make an announcement"

oh great....here we go.

everyone turned to look at both of you, including the one intrigued by taehyung. You felt the heat rise to your face.

"Y/N, you know that the past 10 years of my life have been the most amazing yet, every day I fall deeper into love with you......" He kneeled and you almost lost it, covering your mouth to not laugh

"get. up." you whispered through gritted teeth.

The irony in this is, well, you are already engaged.

Lesson learned here is to not question this mans public love for you, because he has no fear of hiding it.

"Y/N, will you make me the happiest man on earth and marry me?"

the room gasped, the blonde woman was seen walking away awkwardly as I giggle, "y-yeah, sure"

He jumped up and kissed you all over your face, whispering as the room grew with applause. "now do you believe me?"

"I never didnt believe you" you teased, hitting his chest before kissing him back. "you are such a dork"

"you know I like to see how red your face gets" he mumbled "my little tomato"

"I can publicly yell "never mind" right now, watch it" you glared, kissing him again.

He held his hands up, giggling, "okay okay, lets get out of here so I can realllyyyy show you how much I love you"

well now you can say youve been proposed to twice, thats something, right?

[bigdreamerpeach]

Lee!Hoppy and Ler!Crafty fic plz. Hoppy accidentally ruins Crafty's painting while doing some sports, so Crafty teaches her a lesson while restraining her with magic. I don't know if you got the last request so here's a revised version of my request....

Good idea

And i didn't know i get to many request this time

But here it is

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Going to far Hoppy

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A normal day.

A wonderful normal day.

Craftycorn war drawing outside, some pic with butterflies , flowers and trees. She love drawing and painting.

Kickinchicken ask her last time if she can draw him in a cool Outfit. She loves when she can draw the others and having Magic it good. She can draw 4 pics at the same time.

It was easy for her

Well.. wasn't there a Problem

Without a warning a football breaking all the painting she done, color was everywhere on the wall , the Sofa and on craftycorn as well. Poor craftycorn

" hehe sorry crafty , i didn't mean to."

" Hoppy look what you done , all is ruin now!!!".

Ohhh great... craftycorn was now angry....That was not good...

Hoppy try to helps her clean all up but craftycorn thinks thats not a good punishment.

She needs something good but not to hurt hoppy as well. Maybe the others now like bubba and dogday.

" Okay hoppy , i hoing to talk with bubba and dogday , you clean this mess up."

" Yeah, Okay craftycorn, sorry again."

But this 'Sorry' didnt change anything. Craftycorn know she didnt mean to but she is still angry. She need to find a good and harmless punishment.

She first talk to dogday, but he was busy as well. She walks to bubba then.

" Hey bubba , can i talk to you?"

" Sure thing."

" Well.. Hoppy broke all my drawings and more and doing a big mess , what can i do to give her a punishment."

" Hmmmm i remeber that Picky tickles her one time because she hides her food, maybe this is a good punishment.. harmless but good."

" but i don't kno her tickle spots."

" thats easy, mostly her armpits and sides are ticklish. The belly and feet as well."

" Thanks bubba ! ". She hugs him , he smiles

She goes back to hoppy but in silence.

She use her Magic to tie Hoppy up in the air , Hoppy was X-pose. She couldn't move.

" Hey! Put me down! Nhgaaa!!!!".

" Not now Hoppy , you need a punishment first." Craftycorn walks to her , grinning

" Tell me Hoppy.." . She softly tickles her one armpit. "You ticklish?"

As Craftycorn touch hoppys armpit , she twitch hardcore. Hoppy knows how Picky tickles her and now Craftycorn? Great

" N..No..AAHHAHHA!! ". Craftycorn tickles now both armpits. Hoppy twitch around, chuckles

Craftycorn try not to giggle, how hoppy react is funny. Hoppy jumps and twitch around , now laughing like crazy

Craftycorn use now her magic. Two paintbrushes on her sides and feet and one on her stomach.

" Wait no...Craftycorn...no..no NOOHOHOHOO!!! AAHHAHAHHAHA OH GOHOHOHSHH!!! STOP STOP STOOHOHOOP!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! CRAFTYCORN PLEASE STOP!!! I'M SORRY I'M SOHOHORRYYY!!!! "

Hoppy was crying now , the tickling with brushes was to mush. Craftycorn didn't know that hoppy is so ticklish.

After a while craftycorn stops and let hoppy go , who now laying down the ground

" hehehe, learn your lesson? Hoppy Hopscotch."

" y..Yeah...s..sorry again.. phwee.."

Never broke art from craftycorn...or else

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There we go ^^