#sorry guys i am a homestuck

[daily-streber]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[yogoblog]

my piece for @bloodlineszine: serket edition! sometimes when you do a whoopsie, what can you do but say... my 8ad?? and also perhaps peruse the full zine, as penance? 🕷️😅

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GAMZEE: FuCk It LeT’s Go!

[he starts playing the flute]

[borkb11]

JADES!!!!!!!!!

[delta-piscium]

time and time again i’ve been proven wrong yet i continue to live under the false assumption that everyone shares my same references and time and time again i have suffered for it (casually mentioned miku binder thomas jefferson to my brother, then in depth explained miku binder thomas jefferson to my brother)

[exiledelle]

undertale yellow spoilers under the cut (post is tagged but just in case people dont have it blocked or anyting and still dont want to be spoiled)

(also the image is horrible but in a "why would you do this" way not like Actually Bad dw)

yall, this is wild east, right? like this is normal, this is just how they are

[mooniladragon]

buying the heart aspect hoodie off topatoco after i get paid this week <3

[heuristicallyinclined]

youre back! :o

I am! I'm getting back into my interests, and it feels good to like things again!

[stargore]

so i almost never ever have fictional crushes but uh dirk strider was my gay awakening and i think tumblr knows it because a solid half of my dash has become fanart of him and i’m just hhfhghghhhhhhh

[birchbow]

it's vaguely startling sometimes to remember that I have readers who explicitly have told me they haven't read canon Homestuck, only my clown nonsense. I'm so glad you guys are here and enjoying yourself but my god you must be confused sometimes

[anachronistic-falsehood]

i'm having ideas for like a qsmp character roleswap and how that would effect the story. like we switch the backstories and canon events of some characters and see what it does. pac and cellbit swap, mike and bagi swap, felps and forever, bad and phil, roier and fit, and tina and tubbo maybe??? or tubbo and niki??? idk those are the only ideas i have right now but i am rotating this potential au in my mind so hard. imagine kid pac running away from the island and ending up in a war with philza minecraft. cellbit and bagi living together in an orphanage before turning to robbery as a means for money. roier from an anarchist wasteland and fit with no memory of why he's here. ofc spiderbit still speedrun their wedding and fitpac still exist in the most agonizing slowburn ever except now cellbit is in a spiral of panic, roier is being recruited by the resistance, fit is depressed and emo, and pac is eating people <3

[chaoticartistan]

stop being mean to jade harley my second or third wife

[cicidraws]

i keep having this thing in my head where ppl find the Pitbull Shaped drawing and find the original artist (me) and find out "oh god this guy sucks actually"

[nutzworth]

my self indulgent dirk strider yaoi rating cus its MY blog and i get to have this 1 post okay. leave now or forever hold your peace

dirkjake is a 9/10, obviously. it rocks. they cant ever leave each other theyre destined. 1 point off for being so terribly developed in canon but can you really blame hussie i mean he probably is allergic to real actual demonstrations of romance in his writing. dirkjohn is a 2/10 they would hate each other i cannot see them bonding in any natural way. i think john would think dirk is such a freak and like a more annoying rose. and dirk hates how uncaring john is hes like what the hell? what do you mean you dont care? get up. fight me. you know? theyd have 1 conversation at dave striders birthday and john would come out of it like "huh. weird guy. what a loser lol" and dirk would be like "Fuck. Fuck. Daves best friend hates me. Im such a freak. I need to kill msyelf now" dirkquius is a 7/10 i like it though its obviously not feasible in any canon universe. thats okay though. theyre so similar but equius is enough of a freak that dirk is like okay... whats going on here..... and equius is like :-) i love to fight and make robot :-) i love horse dirkuu is a 9/10 too i love dirkuu. its implausible in canon which is why its my second fav but it is SO funny. read house of dirk everypony. guy who sucks really bad x guy who sucks really bad (differently). caliborns so funny with anyone and its awesome that caliborn LIKES dirk. and it shows in canon dirk x any other homestuck character probably a 0-3/10 depending. like dirk and karkat fine whatever sure theyre so incredibly inlaws but whatever but dirk and jade is a soooolid no. dirk and cronus is funny (both same age). dirkjane is funny too but for different reasons + theyre so friends dirk x other chars outside of homestuck 8/10 im sooo biased teehee. dirk x benrey rocks i see it sometimes and it rocks. i have a lot of dirk x my friends ocs and those are always fun. dirks not destined for any ocs though so it gets off a point from dirkjake

thanks everyone im all done. i have a lot of ship thoughts always

[morsartis]

Hi there! I recently read one of your marvus fics and I loved how sweet and smothering you wrote him ^^ I was wondering if those requests are still open? If so could I request a marvus x Reader who just had a nightmare and marvus is comforting them? :0

Requests will always be open unless stated in my bio! But I've never gotten enough requests to warrant closing my inbox yet lol. This gave me so many ideas and ended up so much sappier than intended! I too want a big buff clown to comfort me from a nightmare, I think it'd be good for everyone XD

But I apologize it's taken me so long to get this done! So many ideas I didn't know what to choose and then life does what life does best. But here it is! Thank you so much for the request! I hope it meets your satisfaction and if not feel free to pop back in and request a different take on it!

[prommytheus]

this is a real conversation i had with my former best friend in 7th grade

sometimes something is a basic creative concept but it was also a basic creative concept in an infamous piece of media and now nobody can use it without getting hit with “youre just copying [insert piece of media known for its absurd and hellish fandom]”