#sorry for who i am as a person. ftr hunter was fine. they fixed the bones.

[crimeronan]

occasionally fleshing out bits of pseudo-canon AU lore in outtakes is very fun. for today's shitposting, it is VITAL for you guys to know the extracanonical lore of Just How Fucked things have accidentally gotten with hunter & amity's sparring. mainly there having been one Incident (TM) where amity (unintentionally!!) hurled hunter into a wall at JUST the wrong angle and broke several Pretty Important ribs. and amity called darius first because 1) the healing coven is Like That and 2) if lilith found out then lilith would be mad at herrrrr :(((

so it ends up being, like. the first and only time that darius has been Genuinely Furious with both of them.

like. he was still 100% the right person to call. since amity and hunter both wriggle free without Actual Consequences.

but he is. So Fucking Mad.

anyway. i'm keeping this background lore for every single shitpost today about amity fretting @ darius. amity being like "do you hate me because you think i'm my mom and trying to ruin hunter's life 🥺" and darius being like "....i cannot fucking BELIEVE you think i'd hate you for THAT and not the GRUESOME ATTEMPTED MURDER???"