#sorry for what I’m gonna do to you Kass
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smilesrobotlover · 3 months ago
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"Wet feathers can prove disastrous in cold weather. But with the wet winter weather, how do birds stay dry? The answer lies in the oil-producing glands birds have. They preen to coat their feathers in this oil to waterproof and insulate their down feathers."
"In addition to providing the ability to fly, feathers help to insulate and waterproof a bird’s delicate body."
"...deep water would cause the birds to become soaked, which would prevent them from flying properly. This is one of the reasons birds prefer baths that are shallow – they splash around until their bodies are just wet enough – and opt for taking many short baths rather than one long bath."
"The majority of bird species will drown if they fall into deep water, as they lack the mechanisms required to survive, most notably their feathers are not waterproof and would quickly become sodden, dragging them down, their wings aren’t the right shape or be strong enough to use them as paddles, and their legs and feet lack the structure and strength to help them out."
"Most bird feathers are somewhat water resistant, and in light rain, you may see birds fluffed up, just as they would in a dry cold....Heavy rain calls for a different tactic. Fluffing up your feathers keeps you warm, but if the rain is heavy enough, water will get in between your fluffed-up feathers and chill you faster. Instead, in heavy rains birds sleek down their feathers to reduce their wettability."
"Most birds are mostly waterproof. Their feathers, combined with oil from preen glands, keep them pretty watertight."
This is some information from different articles I found. If I'm understanding it correctly, many birds are somewhat water resistant but would still drown in deep water due to not being waterproof enough; feather, wing, and foot shape; etc? So maybe your idea could still work somewhat?
Gosh idk when you sent this but thank you for this information! In fact, thanks everyone who shared thoughts on this!! I’m glad everyone is sharing scientific information that I can still keep for my hc >:))
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fallin4fiction · 18 days ago
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Struck By Love Gen 6: Sorry Not Sorry
Back home, Rhiannon’s cousin, Jackson came to visit.
Jackson: So I heard about the little situation you had with your oldest and I told Joy who told Grin who contacted your mother to set her straight. You’re welcome.
Kora: Who is this man, again?
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The next day, Kerry found her sister to apologize. She started with a nose flick.
Kerry: Hey booger, I just want to say I’m sorry I said your life is all about skilling….its also about completing an aspiration the Watcher may not care about otherwise.
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Kora: * sigh* if this is the closest I’m gonna get to an apology, then I’ll take it. I guess.
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Kerry looked over at her middle sister.
Kerry: But as for you, Kass. I snooped through your phone and say you’ve been texting my ex. What’s that about?
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Kassidy: I wanted to know if she was ok. She said you broke up with her via text
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Kerry: and that’s my business. Whatever happened to Triplets Before Townies?
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Kora: Here we go, again…let me go practice my rock climbing since skilling is one of the two things I’ll be doing with my life.
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band--psycho · 2 years ago
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Negan x Reader - To Stay Or To Go?
Yes it has been about a year since I last posted a Negan story - I'm sorry!
I know this story isn't the best but I hope you all enjoy this!💛
And yes I will be writing a part 2!
A sigh slipped past Y/n's lips when she heard a knock at the door; her best friend and bridesmaid, Kass, had gone out to fetch the curling tongs from her room, seen as Y/ns decided to break, today of all days.
'Could she cancel a wedding because of broken curling tongs?' she thought to herself.
“It’s open,” Y/n called out; as she stared at the dress that was hung up against the wardrobe at the back of the room.
Anxiety consuming her.
The hours were going by so quickly and yet there were still two hours before her wedding.
Her wedding…the idea still sounded bizarre.
Part of her did love the man she was marrying today; Y/f/n; he was funny, thoughtful, kind, caring and the sex between them was certainly better than sex she’d had with most people.
Most people in her position would be jumping up and down with excitement if he proposed to them; but even though Y/n pretended to be happy, she wasn’t.
Not really.
But she also didn’t want to break Y/f/ns heart or embarrass him; how could she say no without doing both of those things when he proposed to her in the middle of dinner while they were sitting in an extremely busy restaurant?
Everyone’s eyes were on her, expectantly, forcing the word yes to fall from her lips; and then it was like she just got caught up in this whirlwind and couldn’t get out.
And the one thing that held her back from loving the man she was marrying today, was something neither of them could ever change; he wasn’t Negan....
“How you feeling, sweetheart?”
The unexpected deep voice snapped Y/n out of her thoughts.
She wanted to turn around; to see if the owner of the familiar voice was really here; but she couldn’t bring herself to do so.
She was frozen on the spot, trying to work out if somehow she’d become a witch and teleported the
man her heart truly desired here.
He couldn’t be here?
How did he even know she was here?
There were so many questions that just didn’t make sense that she was sure she must’ve made up the whole scenario in her head; probably a warning from her heart to stop the wedding from happening.
To run.
“You not even gonna look at me, doll?” Negan asked, humor lightly lacing his voice. But Y/n did not move. She stayed frozen in the same spot.
“You’re not real,” she breathed; her mind continuously repeating those very words, over and over again.
“Oh trust me, sweetheart, I’m fucking real,”
“You can’t be,”
She kept telling herself that he couldn’t be real; but deep down she didn’t know what she’d do if he was real.
They didn’t have a horrible break up or anything like that, quite often Y/n wished they had broken up over something awful, that way maybe she wouldn’t still love him.
No, their breakup was the cliche of the right person, wrong time.
“Turn around,” he demanded softly; so she did, if only to prove to herself that he was just a figment of her imagination.
And there he was. Standing there in his same old classic look, a white shirt covered by a leather jacket, black jeans and black boots. He looked like he hadn’t aged at all since the last time she’d seen him; though the black circles under his eyes were darker than she’d ever seen them. A clear sign that he wasn’t sleeping properly.
The same look he practically always wore.
“C’mere,” he whispered, and it was like her body had a mind of its own because before she could even stop herself , she was wrapped up in his embrace.
One arm wrapped around her waist whilst the other was soothingly stroking the top of her head.
It felt like no time had passed even though five years had flown by since we last saw each other.
And still after all that time he felt like home.
She didn’t know how long she stayed like that with him but it was certainly longer than she should have.
“See, told you I was real,” he chuckled lightly, as he pulled her closer.
“What are you doing here?” Y/n mumbled against his chest, taking in the moment…taking in him, like he was going to vanish at any given moment.
“Kass called me,” he replied; making Y/n look up at him with a questionable look.
“She wants me to talk you out of getting married,”
Y/n knew Kass wasn’t happy about you getting married to Y/f/n; mainly because she could see that Y/n wasn’t truly happy with him. She wasn’t truly in love with him.
Kass had been trying to talk her out of this wedding for months; but Y/n just simply brushed off her comments.
“But I’m not gonna do that, sweetheart,” Negan stated, the words practically burning in his throat. He pulled back from Y/n slightly so his hand could move from the back of her head to her face, allowing him to caress her cheek as Y/n's eyes grew in confusion.
If he wasn’t going to do that then why was he here?
“You don’t need me to tell you this is a shit show of a wedding, by the look on your face you already know that,” he continued, making sure to hold her eye contact.
Negan didn’t want Y/f/n and Y/n to get married; why would he?
He still loved Y/n. He never stopped.
But this wasn’t his decision to make, it was Y/ns, it was always Y/ns.
“But I am gonna give you this,” as he said that he pulled away from her a little bit more before pulling out a key from his back pocket with a little post it note attached to it; and placing it carefully in her hand, “It’s a key to a hotel outta town, that’s the address for it.”
Y/n felt her heart stop as she glanced down at the key before looking back up at Negan.
“It’s for if you decide to leave,” he continued, with a softness in his eyes.
“Negan-”
“I won’t be there, not unless you want me to be,” as the words left his lips a cocky smirk tugged at the side of his mouth as he squeezed Y/n's hand.
She should’ve given him back the key; and told him that she was happy.
But that was a lie. But even though it was a lie she didn’t want to let anyone down or hurt Y/f/n because he didn’t deserve to be hurt.
Before she could say or do anything he pressed a delicate kiss to the side of her head before disappearing behind the door he’d entered from.
Leaving Y/n, alone, left with some difficult decisions.
Did she stay and marry Y/f/n or become a runaway bride?
And if she did run away from this marriage, what did that mean for her and Negan?
Years ago he was the right person at the wrong time; what if now he was the right person at the right time….
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headstrongblake · 4 months ago
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@thewholecrew: ❝ i need you in my life. i’m not used to that— needing people. but i do need you. ❞ / kass & nick
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nothing is exactly how it used to be, but for the first time in a long while, there appears to be light returning to him. so far, grant has stuck to his word. the drugs that kept nick in a loop of lost time are gone, leaving him ache free aside from the few tremors now and again. & kassy...it's nothing compared to the months they spent living together, but he swears at times he catches her looking at him like she used to. though only when he isn't watching.
curiously, nick wandered around kassy's new place with a drink in his hand, smiling as she pointed out her favourite new items. how long it had taken to pick out the perfect pieces for her new home. while he took it all in, he was happy for her. filled with joy that she has a place that's all her own, where she feels pride and safe again after that monster had stolen her apartment from her. god, out of them all, kassy deserves that. a sense of safety after all that's been done. but though he tried his best to force it down, there was a sharp sting as they settled on her cozy couch as kassy expressed her happiness with her home, feeling the urge that she should be at home with him.
"it's a really nice space kass, i'm serious, you should be proud of yourself, it's a great home." he explained, turning his gaze toward her after doing another glance around her living room. "i'm sorry i wasn't here to help you move in," he added, the guilt gnawing away in his heart as sad hues lowered to the drink in his hand. it's a long list of things he's sorry for, but he'd spend every day apologizing if that's what she required. "though, i woulda been building furniture for days with the look of this place," he attempted the lighthearted tease before he tipped his glass up to his mouth. i need you in my life. i’m not used to that— needing people. but i do need you.
slowly, nick lowered his glass, taking in the heavy weight of her words. over the past two years of knowing kassy, he's not sure he's ever heard her express that she's needed anyone. maybe octavia. but, even then he couldn't say for sure. for her to admit she needed him, his heart picked up speed in his chest, muscles bunching under his shirt as he slid closer to her on the couch. love spread throughout him. crystal hues studied her before he hesitantly reached for her hand, "kassy i won't ever let you down again," he promised, brows bumping together with regret. hurting her had been his gravest mistake. one he never wished to repeat again. "i'm gonna be whatever you need." though he's not sure she'd ever understand how much he needed her, perhaps more than she would ever need him.
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cupcakegal25 · 1 year ago
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so i beat totk
and holy fucking SHIT it was good!!!!! i actually kept a record of my thoughts as i played it, so i'm gonna be posting that now just for funsies. major major MAJOR spoilers under the cut!!!!!!
RAURU OCARINA OF TIME??!?!?!?
why do i have to do the wholeass tutorial with no shirt. completely tits out
purah :eye: :eye:
love my horsies
2 eponas [accidentally summoned epona before linking stable accounts]
damn we were right about the time travel [dragon tear 1]
TEBA THE ELDER?!??!?!?!????!
the flying ship is vah medoh idiots /hj
revali’s gale 2 electric boogaloo [tulin's tornado]
damn is this what it would be like to fight the blights with the champions because if so :sob: :sob: :sob:
if revali finds out about this his impostor syndrome will only get worse istg
SAGES SAGES SAGES SAGES SAGES SAGES
SAGE OF TIME ZELDA MY FUCKGINH BELOFVED
what were the original sages named please
HOLY FUCKING BINGLE PHANTOM TULIN
ring :o
frozen lookin ass cutscene
REVALI’S LANDING (this is your fault hope)
great eagle bow……
did link just give the champion’s weapons back goddamn
VOW OF TULIN SAGE OF WIND <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
is sidon gonna have to sneak out to help me with this /hj
zelda has parents now love that for her <3 [rauru and sonia]
i was heading for gerudo town and now i’m in kakariko i do not know how this happened please send help
CHIEF PAYA???!?!?!??!??!??!?
made it to zora’s domain on accident. welp
WHERE DID MIPHA G O GET MY GIRL B A C K HERE [sidon statue]
WHO THE FUCK IS SIDON GETTING MARRIED TO WHAT
i would like to give sidon a hug please and thank you
WATER MANIPULATION SIDON GO AWOOGA
KING SIDON KING SIDON KING SIDON [dorephan and muzu]
sidon trauma arc [mipha come home :(]
ma’am i knew mipha [he doesn’t want to lose anyone else]
THERE SHE IS THERE’S MY GIRL [mipha]
sidon sage of water please? please nintendo? please sidon sage of water?
oh god oh fuck SIDON LOOK OUT [sludge like]
what the FUCK is up with the gravity here what the hell
oh god oh fuck water temple (i kinda figured this was coming but still)
CHAMPION PICTURE IN MY H O U S E THANK YOU KASS
link and zelda roommates :)
mucktorok is dancin
wtf is that a shark?
holy shit that’s like a zant looking death [mucktorok]
thank you sidon for my life [water shield]
wait that mask looks like vah ruta. wait
ma’am mipha is right there [my kin etc]
secret stone is kinda a dumb name i think
that’s LITERALLY the lightscale trident MA’AM [sage of water’s weapon]
i still love sage of time zelda. btw
dear god i NEED to know these people’s names this is becoming SUCH a problem
gonna take a detour to look for the dragon’s tears i think
sidon sage of water!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
i fucking adore him so so so much i love him SO much
another disney lookin ass cutscene but not as pronounced
KING SIDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m so proud of my boy
vow of sidon sage of water………
i love dorephan’s hat it looks silly
well guess i’m doing the gerudo quest last cause here i am in goron city
probably for the best given. history (thunderblight) (riju I’m sorry)
yunobo what the FUCK are you doing
i’m sorry i hate this outfit also what the hell
god daruk would be so upset :(
well this seems. bad [yunobo being mean]
oh yeah that’s really not good
CLEARLY NOT HIMSELF JHGKLASJGLKJAG [boss subtitle]
goodbye ugly mask!
did she just trap us in the cave with this stupid fucking rock [zelda and marbled rock roast]
oh it’s not just daruk's protection again that’s interesting! [yunobo’s charge]
yeah i one million percent guarantee that that isn’t zelda
what the FUCK am i looking at
moragia??? alright
god that was HARD to control what the fuck [wing]
holy shit the atmosphere in here is INCREDIBLE [death mountain crater]
damn is this dungeon going to be underground instead of in the sky? swag
woah the fire temple is the gorondia that i’ve heard about in side quests? pog
oh this is really interesting! big spirit tracks vibes [mine carts]
three whole boss fights in this section wow [yunobo, moragia, marbled gohma]
GOHMA?!?!??!???!??!?!??!
there she goes! why was the second phase easier than the first though that’s my main question
alright so the masks on the sages are definitely the divine beasts
i should wear my vah naboris mask for the last one lmao
yunobo is confused. dw bro i have played many games in this series and also seen two other cutscenes nearly identical to this
wait are the vas the same for the sages and their descendants and thus the champions. wait
well not the sage of water but that just supports my argument more i think. mipha voice actress real?
how did zelda fucking GET here how many fucking fireproof elixirs did she need to USE [fire temple]
elixir wears off as the sage is doing his little speech and zelda bursts into flames lmfao
hi it’s me, the swordsman link. nice to meet you [gorons will help swordsman named link]
daruk would be so proud of yunobo and mipha would be so proud of sidon and i guarantee urbosa would be so proud of riju (i haven’t gotten there yet) but revali would just be really jealous of tulin LMAO
yay sage of fire yunobo!!!!!!!!!! i like daruk better i’m sorry
AW FISTBUMB THAT’S SO CUTE FUCK YEAH
i know it’s just the secret stone but yunobo fucking looks like he’s on fire gkhlsakgjlagk [giving the vow]
wait this is on my thumb? that’s gonna leave a finger leftover what the hell [rings/vows]
i’m gonna like recruit riju and then all of us are going to storm hyrule castle together somehow LMAO
oh shit the rock roast was made of gloom? that makes sense actually
i love the gorons :D
BLUDO NO YOU’RE GOING TO THROW YOUR BACK OUT AGAIN [yunobo’s apology]
vow of yunobo sage of fire :D
actually fucking going to gerudo town know istg
slightly untrue actually i’m going to make a detour to activate the last three towers but two of them are on the way so it’s probably fine [forest, gerudo, wasteland]
rauru knows ganondorf is evil and is keeping him close to keep an eye on him so he’s already many many steps ahead of the oot king
also did no one notice how ganondorf was commanding the moldugas in the last cutscene. what
alright made it to kara kara bazaar! how the FUCK am i supposed to get to gerudo town though
also thank fucking god they put a shrine here i Need it
these guys think they’re gonna be liked enough to be allowed into gerudo town. They Won’t
okay thank you tulin for helping me get here i still have no idea where i’m going but i can work with it thank you
OH FUCK GIBDOS. TERRIFYING
going to avoid fighting those at all costs i think! Yikes:tm:
made it to gerudo town after many many detours! hooray!
wait hold on where IS everyone
THERE’S A GIBDO IN THE TOWN
okay made it to a. guard. this makes sense
alright so there’s people behind this wall but i cannot get in i am not allowed
where’s the dialogue option to tell this guard i’m nonbinary /hj
i have broken into the sanctuary and i think i’m gonna die
BULIARA DEFENDS ME???? AIGHT
okay heading out to find riju my beloved <3
PATRICIA!!!!!!!!!!
oh she grew up so pretty i’m so proud of her
yay she did it yay!
oh god that’s viscerally horrifying jesus christ [gibdo swarming kara kara bazaar]
oh that’s AWFUL i HATE the way they spawned
we did it yay!!!
that’s probably not actually zelda lbr
alright I’m back i was busy cooking
sage riju let’s fucking goooooo
just realized this is a new ganondorf (unless this takes place after fsa) absolutely wild we have had three of them and like ~20 links and zeldas
okay i’m as prepared as i can be i think let’s go
terrible horrible fucked up i hate it [gibdos]
oh god oh fuck oh shit she’s so COOL [riju]
alright i was terrible at that! fantastic [defending gerudo town]
whatever at least i won
ooh mural? let’s take a look
just realized i completely forgot about akkala lemme activate that tower
alright got sidetracked into doing a thing for josha. fought a frox. terrifying shit
but i made it here to the great abandoned central mine
why are there people here
oh that bitch is DEFINITELY a yiga
okay that’s an interesting new power [autobuild]
don’t wanna do this for them but here goes
alright, who’s the “master”
MASTER KOHGA??????
oh my god he fell into a pit maybe he’s been alive this WHOLE TIME
I WAS RIGHT
i cannot fucking believe this shit i’m so happy about it
great twist actually i deadass wasn’t expecting it
oh i love that so much
man are you planning on ripping my arm off. probably yes actually
alright boss time!
done! god that was so fun
i hope there aren’t any more misunderstandings in regards to his death though that would suck *cough @ofstormsandfire's absolutely fantastic fic no one ever mentions fear cough*
HGKLSAJGLKASG JUST FLIES OFF THAT’S SO FUNNY
alright that was a great detour and i am very happy i did it
back to josha!
i. completely forgot about faron. just a minute
climbed up totori rock. mistakes were made
back to riju. that puzzle was way too fuckin annoying [red pillar riddle]
ooh temple on the ground?
lightning temple… interesting. wasn’t sure if it would be lightning temple or thunder temple (maybe like sand or desert but i didn’t think so cause that didn’t seem like it would be a fitting sage title for riju)
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT [queen gibdo]
am i just going straight into the boss fight??? no dungeon??? what the hell
ohhhhh it retreated. so i do still have a dungeon!
finally made it into this fucking place!
five bucks says this place is the token creepy dungeon. should’ve made that bet earlier tbh
oh that voice sounds JUST like urbosa holy shit
i like how the rooms in this place have like. names and stuff
alright boss time!
OH GOD THAT DID SO MUCH DAMAGE [queen gibdo]
holy shit this is gonna be a ROUGH one
FINALLY that took me 30 goddamn minutes
just realized i forgot to put on the vah naboris mask. oh well
ooh pretty earring
so the only ring missing is my middle finger. sure wonder why that is /s
oh man am i finally gonna be allowed in gerudo town without crossdressing? swag!
vow of riju sage of lightning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alright, let’s go talk to purah. after we check in with her i’ll probably go looking for the rest of the memories
why is there a blood moon in the middle of the day. that seems really bad
okay time for dragon tears!
SONIA NO [sonia gets stabbed]
god that’s gotta be AWFUL for zelda since now she’s lost 3 separate moms :( [unnamed bio mom, urbosa, sonia]
oh god he looks damn near identical to demise [secret stone ganondorf]
oh fuck lynels look so terrifying now i hope i never ever have to fight one
thank you zelda for having braincells and leaving
rauru going to his death a better father than rhoam EVER was [zelda telling rauru about dehydrated ganondorf]
FI!!!! [fi chiming]
zelda??? zelda honey??? what are you doing?????  [dragon tear 11]
zelda??? Is that you??? [light dragon]
ZELDA NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [dragon tear 12]
god fuck I’m actually crying
heading to korok forest. i fucking hate this
oh jeez what’s up with the koroks? what’s up with the DEKU TREE?
FUCK GLOOM HANDS
i do not know how i killed them honestly
what the fuck PHANTOM GANON
okay that’s cool as fuck thank you totk for bringing back multiple great characters/enemies
alright i’ve got the master sword and i’m sobbing my eyes out thanks nintendo!
fucked around for a SUBSTANTIAL period of time i’m going to finally do the hyrule castle thing now i think
WHOEVER THAT IS SHUT YOUR SLUTTY MOUTH I KNOW BETTER YOU AREN’T MY GIRL [zelda voice]
i hate this so much i hate this soooo much stop looking like my girl and summoning monsters and let me fucking kill you please god
yknow this cutscene would probably hit different if i didn’t already do the dragon’s tears [sanctum cutscene]
alright i died to the first hit which is just excellent
FRIENDS! :D [sages showing up]
yknow if nothing else at least he didn’t make me fight a lynel
i love how tulin is just sitting on yunobo’s back after ganon’s thing. btw
oh, the champion’s tunic! thank you zelda i love you zelda
okay i love the conversation with harth and tulin. hope you were right about the polycule goddamn
i just noticed: link is BARELY taller than tulin holy fucking bingle
missing sage? :o
i bet it’s paya. i hope it is at least that would be cool i think
MINERU???? [voice]
oh god I’m in the ground MINERU WHY
MINERU!!!!
sage of spirit mineru pog!!!!!!
i was CONVINCED whoever it was would be the sage of shadow ngl but this works!
i have built a robot. this is apparently mineru now. i’m down for it tbh
she lost her secret stone? oh fuck that’s not good
I CAN RIDE AND DRIVE MINERU???? FUCK YEAH
oh what the FUCK is that [seized construct]
is there a dungeon here or just a boss fight? hold up
oh my GOD it takes NO DAMAGE i HATE that
wait fuck i slammed it into the fence that works thank fucking god
okay i stun locked it into the second phase which is excellent
done! that gives me big koloktos vibes actually i really like that
also really really helpful that i didn’t have to rely on my battery charge things during the fight i would’ve been FUCKED
MINERU WAS IN THE PURAH PAD????? THE WHOLEASS TIME???? SINCE MILLIONS OR WHATEVER YEARS AGO WHEN ZELDA SHOWED UP?????? i'm shook
actually the more i think about it the more her being the sage of spirit makes sense since she can like separate her soul from her body or whatever i'm pretty sure
there’s the last ring there’s the middle finger!
i do think that should've been riju though for. reasons
ma’am i swear to god if you tell me what i ALREADY KNOW about what happened to zelda
goddammit she is telling me that isn’t she
she’s the older sister? makes sense actually the vibes track
oh she’s explaining the murals from below the castle at the very very beginning! funky fresh
oh geez this is how he got dehydrated! or at least the start of it i guess
yeah, mineru, I KNOW WHAT SHE DID
MINERU WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN WHY DID YOU LET HER DO THAT
god like i understand that you’re dying and there was no other choice but FUCK this hurts
vow of mineru sage of spirit……. fuck
purah please i KNOW you’re smarter than this you GOTTA put the pieces together so i don’t suffer this knowledge alone i fuckin REFUSE
well there she goes but no fucking reaction makes it worse, thanks
oh god oh fuck oh no LYNEL
i am ZOOMING past that fight holy shit
OH NO I ASCENDED INTO THE LYNEL ROOM FUCK
“the power of the sages cannot reach you” thanks! i hate it!
fuck. back here again. game’s almost over huh [zonai mural room]
oh the last three murals….. fuck [sages v ganondorf, zelda and master sword, light dragon]
the fUCKING TORCH ON THE GROUND THAT’S ZELDA’S FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
alright. let’s end this
FRIENDS! SAGES!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
okay i died pretty fast there so i left, made a bunch of food, used most of my sundelions, and i’m back to try again
alright that went much better! or at least the first half did i guess there’s lizalfos now
ah fuck gibdos
aaaaand moblins. please let this be everything
alright! i did it!
ah fuck bosses. hate that a lot thanks
nevermind! hate that more! [separated from friends]
fuckin. did you really need to seal me in. bitch
eyyyyy there he is! he’s rehydrated!
HE CAN PERFECT DODGE???? GODDAMN
alright. one health bar down. no way it’s the last one
OH GOD OH FUCK SECRET STONE
WHAT THE FUCK KINDA HEALTH BAR IS THAT IT GOES OFF THE S C R E E N
SAGES :D
okay the health bar doesn’t go off the screen but still THIS FEELS EXCESSIVE
just saw tulin soar past me teba and saki are GOING to have my head
don’t fuckin crook your fingers at me like that
y’know if nothing else i’m getting really good at perfect dodges
HE CAN DODGE MY FLURRY RUSHES NOW???? bullshit. unfair
back to ganondorf, i left to get a fuckload of sundelions make a bunch of sunny dishes
first phase done. that went really well, actually
HOLY SHIT HOW DID I PULL THAT OFF I JUST BACKED HIM INTO A CORNER AND I HAD ONE HEART AND BARELY ANY SHIELD LEFT WHAT THE HELL
oh my god is he doing what i think he’s doing
VENGEANCE FOR ZELDA. FUCK YEAH
oh that’s terrible i hate the eyes
that’s literally the calamity [demon dragon]
who?? called my name??? who was that???
also how the hell am i supposed to kill an immortal dragon or whatever
i am looking at the calamity right now istg [demon dragon]
okay nevermind that’s a dragon but STILL
demon dragon…. kinda slaps
oh i’m stuck in his jaws i’m DOOMED
ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK DAD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW FUCK YOU
oh thank GOD i have my hearts back
i see a couple big fucked up eyes that’s probably the weak points
thank you zelda love you zelda :) [she catch me]
damn this is gonna go pretty easy it feels like like i’m not gonna jinx it but this is going really well so far
i fuckin fell off
zelda sweetie i think you caught me wrong for a sec i almost fell off the side
FUCK UP THAT SECRET STONE LINK HELL YEAH
there he goes! probably hopefully idk for sure
i don’t feel so good mr. stark -ganondorf probably idk i've never watched marvel [death]
destroy ganondorf, complete……
glowy hand?
i am in the void. with the zelda
my glowy hand is goin towards her
oh! rauru and sonia! hi!
wait is this zelda and sonia’s time power. wait
are we bringing her back?!?!?!??! like i didn’t think nintendo would leave her like that forever but still please please please
ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my beloved baby girl she’s BACK
my shirt is off and my hat is off but i’m still wearing the royal guard pants. weird
bye sonia!!! bye rauru!!!
question. how are we gonna get to the ground
ZELDA NO!
dive to zelda… i love that actually
I CAUGHT HER THIS TIME!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
if that is the last gameplay in the game i would be so happy with that actually. the last thing i do is a parallel to the first thing i couldn’t
zelda :D fi :D
WAAAAAA I LOVE HER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i am going to give her a hug. where’s the hug button nintendo
nintendo that’s nice that she felt like she got a hug but i want to hug her
SHE’S HOME!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
find princess zelda complete!!!!!!!
oh! post-credits scene!
me and zelda and sages and purah! :D
oh… bye mineru…. ilu….
i can’t believe zelda lost 6 separate moms (gender-neutral) over just 2 games (sorry) [unnamed bio mom, urbosa, sonia, mineru, rauru, daruk]
oh that’s so CUTE thank you sages
the end :D
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novablast-forever · 2 years ago
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Azumaaaa_: Happy birthday my beautiful angels!!! I’m so sorry I couldn’t be there today, hope you two have an amazing day when you wake up! o(^▽^)o
Saa360.PNG: tyyy mamaaa!
Kk_Ame: thank you!
Azumaaaa_: …..it’s 4:30 in the morning there why are you two still awake
Saa360.PNG: why are you still doing un stuff in un-ville
Kk_Ame: shes in Belarus
Saa360.PNG: same thing nerd
Saa360.PNG: mom kassie hit me
Azumaaaa_: lol, are you guys in the same room talking to me?? what do you guys have planned today, miss Martha told me shes coming over with cake, you two better not be asleep whe she does
Kk_Ame- I’ll wake Satoshi up don’t worry mama
Saa360.PNG: WDYM?? Ill wake up!!!
Kk_Ame: you woke up at like 2 yesterday 
Saa_360.PNG: ANYWAY we were gonna hang around at the lake, kass wants to find toads
Kk_ame: i just think they’re neat
Azumaaaa_: lol i love you two so much…
(Kk_Ame & Saa_360.PNG Disconnected)
Azumaaaa_: aww did you two fall asleep?
Azumaaaa_: goodnight my angels !!!
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auxiliarydetective · 2 years ago
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Kassandra Hargreeves' Scenes, S01E06: The Day That Wasn't
Some more scenes. Kassandra tries to help Klaus through his withdrawal symptoms and Diego has a serious talk with her
Tied Up
“Klaus!” Luther shouted a third time.
“Yeah!” Klaus gasped, whirling around on uneasy feet. “Sorry.”
“So what, you’re giving up on the world too?”
“Yeah”, Klaus blurted out. “Pretty much. Yeah.”
“So, that’s it? You’re cool with us all dying in three days?”
To this, Klaus said nothing. He just scrambled out of the room, holding his stomach. By now, Kassandra was overflowing with pity for him.
“He’s not”, she quickly said, looking up at Luther. “He’s just… not doing too well right now. I’ll go check on him.
“Are you with me at least?” Luther asked, looking at her insistently.
Kassandra nodded quickly. “Of course. I’m not about to lose my family. Five will be back, I just know it. And until then, if you need anything, just tell me.”
With that, Kassandra left the salon and followed Klaus. He was easy to find. His mind was overflowing with nausea, headaches and chills travelling down his spine. She felt horrible for him, but she knew why this was happening to him: Withdrawal. He was trying to get sober.
“Klaus”, she said softly when she reached him on the stairs, putting a hand on his shoulder.
“I can’t do this”, Klaus grunted. “This is torture.”
“I think this is very brave of you. Admirable, even. Why are you trying to get sober?” she asked, even though she knew the answer already.
“I… I want to see Dave.”
“Do you really want that?”
“Yes, badly!” Klaus cried out. “I want to see him if the world’s gonna end.”
“Then you’ll make it through this. I believe in you.”
“Well, I don’t believe in myself.”
For a moment, they were both quiet. By now, they were up to their rooms.
“When was the last time you were sober?” Kassandra finally asked.
“That was… - Kass, you’re a genius!”
The last time he had been sober had been when he had been kidnapped! Now, there was a spark in Klaus’s tired eyes. He hurried off to his room, leaving Kassandra by herself. She sighed quietly. Then, she heard a murmur of curses.
“Ah, shit.”
Curiously, she peeked into Diego’s room. There he was, in front of his mirror, tying his shoes - or at least trying to. The injured arm was clearly keeping him from doing so. It took him a few seconds to notice her.
“Hey”, he said a little awkwardly. “You, uh… you mind?”
Kassandra smiled. She approached him and tied his shoes for him, carefully, yet making sure the knot would hold. First one shoe, then the other. She was about to ask him if he needed more help when Klaus came in.
“Diego, I need your help”, he said.
“I’ve got two killers to kill”, Diego countered. “Ask Kass.”
“Yeah, what do you need help with?” Kassandra asked sweetly.
“No, you can’t help me”, Klaus declared. “You’re too sweet. - Diego, I need you to tie me up.”
“Come again?” Diego mumbled with widened eyes.
“You know, last time I was sober was that roaring good time when those freaks had me tied up in the motel room”, Klaus explained.
“Wow. You are one twisted bonehead”, Diego remarked with a smirk.
“Why? You’re the one who’s always like ‘Klaus, you need to get sober, bro.’”
“There’s better ways to get clean, bro.”
“No, not for me, no.” Klaus took a deep breath. “I need someone to take away my options.”
For a while, there was a pause. Kassandra thought this was a bad idea. Tying someone up? Really? And where had Klaus gotten the rope from that quickly? Actually, she was pretty sure she knew where he had the rope from and what he usually used it for, but it was none of her business. Then again, she had always been aware of anything going on in their rooms at night.
“... Fine”, Diego said finally.
“Okay, thank you”, Klaus gasped.
“And you’re sure I can’t help?” Kassandra asked, looking at Klaus almost pleadingly. She really didn’t want to leave him alone right now. “I… I could help with the mentality and-”
“No, Kass”, Klaus interrupted her. “No, you’re not getting into my mind right now.”
“But-”
“No buts. I’m not letting you touch the trainwreck that’s going on up there. - Diego, are we going?”
“Sure.”
With that, Klaus and Diego left Kassandra alone. She stood there, perplexed for a moment. Then, she sighed and headed back to her room. This felt horrible. How could she leave Klaus alone in a situation like this? The things he was going through were horrible! She had to help him! But he refused her help. Why now, of all times, why now? Sighing, Kassandra picked up her headphones… and put them back down. What if Klaus or Luther needed her and she couldn’t hear them calling because she was blocking the voices out? No, she had to keep an open mind.
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Addict
Now, Kassandra was sure she heard actual yelling coming from above her. The guilt became too much. Klaus was suffering! He needed her! She slammed her book shut and got up from her bed. Swiftly, she hurried out of her room and to the staircase to the attic. But when she tried to go up, Diego was standing in front of her.
“I knew you’d come running”, he said.
“What did you do to Klaus?” Kassandra blurted out.
“I did what he wanted. I tied him up.”
“But he’s suffering!”
“Of course, he is. That’s what withdrawal does to you”, Diego commented.
He was right. Kassandra knew he was right. But she couldn’t just stand here and do nothing, could she? She had to get past him somehow.
“I can’t just leave him alone”, she declared.
Diego scoffed and shook his head. “You’re not going up there.”
“Why not?”
“Because I know you can’t take it. Look at you, you sense someone’s not doing well and you come running like an addict. You don’t even take one moment to think about yourself!”
Kassandra stared at him with large eyes. What was he trying to say?
“Klaus was right telling you off. I don’t even want to imagine what he’s going through. You’re not putting yourself through that.”
“But-”
“Uh-uh-uh, nope”, Diego said, taking one step towards her. “You’re not going up there. You’re coming with me.”
Like a puppet, Kassandra let herself be pushed down the stairs, though her mind lingered with Klaus’s. She let herself be pulled down the hallway while her thoughts climbed the steps. But as Diego took her further and further away from the attic, Klaus’s pain faded from her perception, though not from her mind. It was only when they were almost out of the house that her thoughts were knocked to something else: Standing in the salon was a phantom. Grace had arisen from the dead and was humming as she dusted the various figurines. Diego let go of Kassandra, but she didn’t move an inch. Both of them were frozen.
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puppy-coded · 2 years ago
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okay athena i have a proposition for you... katniss and y/n! just being cute together y/n just... is the complete opposite of katniss and everyone is like "wha??"
that would be so adorable i feel like
𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓱 𝓦𝓮'𝓻𝓮 𝓒𝓾𝓽𝓮! {𝓚.𝓔.}
𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼: none
𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰: Katniss Everdeen x reader
𝓦𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓼: 900 words
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“I forgot that I hate the woods,” You complained.
“Pipe down will you? You’re gonna scare of the wildlife!” Katniss whisper-yelled at you. Yeah... this hunting trip was not going well.
“You’re wildlife,” You retorted, immediately feeling bad.
“Okay, that’s just mean.” Katniss replied, finally turning around.
“Sorry, I’m just grumpy Kass.” You said quietly. You started picking at the loose thread of the knapsack, the old hunting bag could give way at literally any moment. Especially if you kept picking at it.
“Where did ‘Kass’ come from?”  She asked, motioning for you to continue on.
“The first and last two letters of your name?” You replied, confused by the question.
“I like it,” She nodded. “It’s cute.”
“Glad you do, can we go home now?” You asked.
“You can but I seriously need to grab stuff. How about we fish?” She asked.
“Or... you can fish and I can be the loving girlfriend I am and be moral support,” You suggested.
“I... that’s the most I’m gonna get from you, isn’t it?” She asked, exasperation clear in her voice.
“Uh-huh.”
“Alright come on then. I know just the place,” She smiled.
. . .
She was fishing for a few hours and caught three fish. Katniss was happy with what she was able to get because it was enough for everyone in her family to have their own.
You, however, have been picking flowers for the past couple of hours and made a flower crown out of various wild flowers. It was colorful and fit your personality, in Katniss’ opinion, quite perfectly. Plus, flower crowns are fun to make and it kept you busy.
“You ready to go?” Katniss asked, lightly tapping you with her foot.
You giggles at her and stayed laid down, putting the flower crown on your head. “I am (Y/N), Queen of this pond. You, my royal knight, I shall love forever.” You told her dramatically.
“Come on you dork, we have to get back before the sun goes down,” She chuckled. 
“Katniss, can you teach me how to... hunt sometime?” You asked, getting up.
“Remember the last time that happened? You broke down crying, went up to the deer, and apologized for even thinking about killing it for food.” She reminded you, holding in a laugh.
“Yeah but I feel bad for just... not contributing anything.” You admitted, putting your hands in your pockets.
“You contributed being cute. Now let’s go.” She said, putting an arm around you and walking off, guiding you through the woods.
. . .
You two had gotten to Katniss’ house in the Victor’s village, ate, and hung out on the couch while Prim did the dishes. Your head laid in her lap while she showed the most affection she ever has to any other human.
“I kinda want to start a fairy garden.” You said randomly, picking at the rip in Katniss’ pants.
“I mean... do what you want. Since we have a large space here at the Victor’s Village you can build the biggest or smallest fairy garden you want.” Katniss suggested, lightly drawing little circles on your cheek.
“Thanks Katniss. It will be pretty small but it’s be fun! And, also, fairies. I love fairies.” You reasoned, shooting up to smile brightly at her.
“I was just eavesdropping and I would like to know, and I love you (Y/N) but, how in the heck are you two dating?” Prim asked, cleaning a plate.
“She’s cute,” Katniss responded.
“She’s funny,” You replied.
“Interesting. I would have thought that your personalities would have clashed by now.” Prim shrugged.
“What do you mean?” Katniss asked, turning around in her seat.
“(Y/N) believes in things that aren’t real and isn’t a practical person.” Prim said, gesturing to (Y/N), trying to prove her point to Katniss.
You looked between the sister, confused, before it dawned on you. “Hey!” You exclaimed. “I can be practical.”
“And you, Katniss, have not done anything fun or ‘unnecessary’ since you were twelve.” Prim said, once again gesturing to Katniss, trying to prove a point.
“And?” Katniss asked, looking down at her outfit. Yeah... Prim was right.
“It’s just weird is all. Still glad I’ve gained a sister, at least, I hope I gain a sister. Anyway, off to bed for school tomorrow.” Prim said quickly as she hurried off to her room.
You graned at the mention of the building. “Ew. School. It’s like... gross.”
Katniss turned back around and gave her girlfriend a hug. “It’s okay, I’m still picking you up.”
“Can I stay here?” You asked.
Katniss sighed, “It is literally the farthest you can be from the school. Unless you want to wake up early.”
“It’s dark out. I don’t want to go home just in case.” You said, laying back down on Katniss.
“Just in case what?” She asked, continuing to stroke your cheek.
You pulled a blanket onto yourself. “Nothing good happens after dark.” You responded plainly.
“Fine... I guess I’ll just have to cuddle with you tonight.” Katniss said, feigning annoyance and getting up to go to her room with you.
You playfully hit her arm. “Because it’s so hard...” You mocked.
“Shut up and go to bed.” Katniss told you, leading you to her room for the night.
Instead of sleep it was a night filled with conversation, giggles, and cuddles. Sleep was not on the schedule, according to you.
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wandaromanova · 3 years ago
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Geek
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader
Warnings: cussing, sexual suggestion, that’s all!
A/N: hello! hope you guys like this! happy reading <3
anon requested: Hi Kass! Could I request a super fluffy clingy Nat that’s trying to take her girlfriend shopping for video games and completely geeks out about like collectibles, games and other stuff? If you’re okay with it of course.
Summary: Y/N supports Natasha’s gaming addiction, despite not being a gamer herself.
Word Count: 1.5K
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“Come on, babe!”
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You rolled your eyes as your girlfriend, Natasha, pulled you by your hand and towards a store, GameStop, to be exact. 
The redhead has always had a love for video games, which surprised you, in all honesty. It wasn’t exactly the fact that she was a gamer that shocked you, it was more like her favorite game was an unexpected one; Minecraft. 
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Yeah. Natasha Romanoff, the world’s deadliest assassin, absolutely loved to play Minecraft.
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She had a thing for creating various buildings in survival mode. There was something soothing about going out and finding supplies to use that got your girlfriend all excited. 
Natasha played the game on the computer you had in the living room of your shared apartment, not having a game station of her own. So, you took the liberty of buying a brand new PS5 for her just because. Now, the redhead was on the hunt for a PlayStation Store gift card to purchase the BedRock version of Minecraft. 
Truthfully, you didn’t know the difference, regardless of how many times Natasha had tried to explain it to you. Although you tried to understand it, considering how much your girlfriend adored the game. 
“So… what’s the difference between the one on your computer and the one you’re trying to buy from the online store?” 
You questioned your girlfriend as she dragged you towards the gift card section, her eyes scanning the plethora of cards for the one she needed. 
“The Java Edition is the original version of the game that was created for PC users, which is the one I’ve been using. You can do multiplayer with other PC users.
You nodded your head as she spun around the gift card stand, her other hand still firmly holding your own. 
“The BedRock Edition is for gaming consoles. This version allows cross-platform multiplayer mode, which means I can play Minecraft with anyone, regardless of their console.”
Her eyes lit up when she caught sight of what she had been looking for. 
“Considering there hasn’t been a release of Minecraft for the PS5, I have to purchase it online, with this gift card.” 
Natasha smiled triumphantly when her eyes landed on what she was looking for. She selected the card and proudly presented it to you, a wide smile spread across her face.
“Ta-daaa, my ticket into the realms.” Natasha scrunched her nose up while lowering her voice into an ominous tone. You couldn’t help but let out a small giggle at her antics. 
“Is there anything else you want, nerd?” You looked around the busy store. God, there were so many weird people here, nerds.
“Okay, first of all… I’m a geek, not a nerd. If you’re gonna do something, do it right.” Natasha sassed and you raised your eyebrow at her as she began to pull you towards the collectibles section, not before shoving the gift card into your free hand. 
“Potato, patato.” Natasha flipped you off, lifting her middle finger up behind her back as she guided you through the busy store. 
You let out a chuckle, then suddenly, Natasha let go of your hand and practically ran towards your destination. 
“Babe! Look!! It’s a baby panda plushie!!” Natasha snatched the stuffed animal off of one of the shelves and quickly whipped around as you caught up with her. 
“Wow… very cool…” Your voice lacked enthusiasm and the redhead sent you a glare, landing a soft punch on your shoulder. 
“Uh, don’t even try and act like this isn’t cool. The panda is my favorite animal mod! They do cute little tricks when you feed them bamboo.”
Natasha hugged the plushie close to her chest. She gave you the best puppy dog eyes she could muster, paired with pouty lips. 
“Can I please get the baby panda? I’ll give you head later if you get it for me.” You let out a genuine laugh at your girlfriend’s words. 
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She was really bribing you with sex in order to get a stuffed panda; adorable. 
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“I mean I was going to get it for you anyway, but I’m definitely not declining that offer.” 
Natasha let out a small squeal before pulling you into a bone-crushing hug. You winced, not being able to breathe. 
“Babe, I- I kinda need to be alive to buy it for you…” You croaked out and the redhead loosened her hold on you, pulling back to peck your lips repeatedly. 
Natasha let go of you and turned around to face the section once more. Her eyes lit up when she caught sight of another piece of Minecraft merch. 
“Baby, look. It’s a torch-shaped water bottle! It looks exactly like the ones in the game.” Natasha tucked the panda under her arm, reaching out to grab the item that was on a higher shelf. 
The Russian let out a huff when she failed to reach the water bottle. Shaking your head, you made your way over to her, placing a hand on her waist as you grabbed the bottle with ease. 
Natasha rolled her eyes at you as you handed the object to her, a cocky smirk on your face.
“Show off…” Natasha muttered as she turned around to face you, staring at the water bottle in awe. She was freaking out over how detailed the design was and you’d be lying if you said it wasn’t the cutest shit you’ve ever seen. 
“I’ll get it for you if I can get head, twice.” Natasha looked up at you with a smirk on her face, her eyes focusing on your face. 
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“Deal.” 
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A few hours later 
“Natty, dinner is ready.” You called out from the kitchen, your eyes lifting up to eye your girlfriend. 
She was sat on the couch in the living room, playing the version of Minecraft she had just downloaded. 
Natasha completely ignored you, too entranced by the video game.
With a sigh, you made your way out of the kitchen and sat beside the redhead, finally gaining her attention. 
“Baby, the graphics are so much better on this version than the other one.” You focused on the screen and watched as she opened the door of a home she built while you cooked dinner. 
“Look at all my dogs! I killed a ton of skeletons and got their bones so I could tame a shit ton of dogs.” Natasha smiled while your eyes widened. 
In a room of the house, there was nothing but dogs. The barks could be heard through the surround sound. 
“Jesus, Nat. How many do you have?” You couldn’t believe that she managed to find that many dogs. You’d watched her play a few times and you knew that it took a ton of time to come across dogs in the wild. 
“I have thirty. Aren’t they the cutest?” You turned your head to face Natasha’s side profile, a smirk making its way to your face. 
“Can I try?” You asked sweetly and Natasha immediately handed you the controller, showing you which buttons did what, before letting you play. 
You let out a small laugh as you began to hit the dogs with your hands, spamming the strike button as much as you could. 
Natasha let out a scream as the dogs yelped, your hits injuring them. You’d known this was possible because the redhead cried when she accidentally killed her dog on the PC a few months ago.
Seriously, she was devastated. This woman could kill men without flinching, but she cried for weeks after killing her virtual dog.
“Y/N! What the fuck are you doing? Stop!” Natasha exclaimed, yanking the controller out of your hand while you laughed uncontrollably. 
“I’m sorry, I had to. They’re not real and there are way too many! You can’t possibly take care of them all. It’s a small price to pay for salvation.” 
Natasha sent you a harsh glare, creases forming on her forehead. You let out a small sigh, wrapping your arms around her waist.
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“You’re heartless. I’m dating a puppy murderer.”
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The redhead grumbled out as she tried to get out of your grip, but you wouldn’t let her. 
“I’m sorry. I love you.” You shoved your face into her neck, your words coming out muffled against her skin. 
“No. Go fuck yourself. You killed two of my puppies.” The seriousness of Natasha’s tone sent you into another laughing fit. 
You pulled your face away from her neck, and sneaked a few kisses on her lips before placing one on her nose. 
Natasha tried her best to keep a straight face, but that didn’t last long. Her lips curled upward and she shook her head, cupping your cheek with one hand, and kissing you deeply. 
You disconnected your lips and stared into her emerald eyes. Her forehead was pressed up against yours as her eyes scanned your face.
“God, you’re such a nerd.” You breathed out when Natasha pulled her face back from yours slightly, a faux look of annoyance and offense across her features.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
“For the last time, I’m a geek, not a nerd!” Natasha huffed out and your eyes softened, a playful smirk on your face. You absolutely adored her and loved to piss her off whenever you could.
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“They’re interchangeable terms for loser.” 
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“Fuck you.” 
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“I mean… I was promised head.” 
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“I revoke that promise.”
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“Hey! That’s not how promises work!”
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arrthurpendragon · 3 years ago
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I’d just like to “clarify” a few things Anne - I saw the review you left one of my friends. And since you didn’t bring your concerns to me - like an actual person - I’ll leave my response here. 
Just know that I am blocking rude anons on Tumblr and any guest reviews on my stories just add to my review count!  (I can recommend stories if you want!)
Do I know what it’s like to be ignored as a writer? I sure as hell do.  You think I got here (wherever the hell this is) overnight? I have been writing for OVER A DECADE!!!!  I’ve had this Tumblr since 2014 and it took me at least two years before I started to grow a following decently. But y’all always seem to call me out on how I got to this place, so I won’t bore you with the details again.  I’m sure you know where to find the posts.
I don’t reblog posts because I feel bad for other authors. I reblog them because I made a commitment to myself to help promote others when I actually started interacting with the community. When I started writing, I was too scared to interact with other people. Also, believe it or not - it’s a nice thing to do and I like helping others. Doesn’t mean I feel bad for them.
How rude to call other people’s posts “loser posts” Hypocritical much? Here you are saying you don’t get enough attention but someone else gets attention and now they’re losers because the post isn’t yours? Sorry, that’s not gonna fly with me. 
You really think I’m doing it just so people say “look at me I’m helping the needy - I want attention.” You do realize that people can be nice...to be nice.  There doesn’t have to be some hidden motive behind being nice. Also, if I wanted more attention from others there are much easier ways than scrolling endlessly through tags to find people’s stuff to like and queue and get all the tags right. Like - I could just say I NEED SOME ATTENTION - and I’m sure someone would come to my aid. 
Looking good making challenges? Have you ever made one? Do you know how much work they are? Again, there are MUCH easier ways to look good that don’t require nearly as much time.
Posters nobody likes???? Y’know, as long as one person likes it, that statement is false. Because that one person is someone and therefore not a nobody. But again, why does it have to be a popularity contest? Again, it’s something nice I want to do.  The posters aren’t necessarily for everyone. There’s this thing called a tag and it’s made specifically for that person. So you don’t have to like it. But if you’d ever made something for someone else, you’d know they don’t care how it looks.  The fact that someone took time out of their day to think of them is the point. Someone could tag me in a stick figure with the name of my OC and I’d be happy that someone thought of my OC enough to even try! But again, that point seems to be beyond you.
A lot of people weren’t on that poster list and they feel bad - OH MY FUCKING GOD! *pardon the language* First of all - there were 89 people on that freaking list! I can’t catch every single OC creator. It’s impossible. Also, you mean the poster giveaway that was open for over a month for other people to submit for? That a list was posted so people would know if someone hadn’t been recommended? That poster giveaway? All you had to do was submit someone (or up to 3 people) using your username. That was literally all I asked. All you and your little clique had to do was go - hey can you submit my name for Kass’s giveaway and I’ll submit yours? THAT’S ALL YOU HAD TO DO. But instead, you’d much rather bitch about not being included.
At this point, I’m pretty sure all y’all want to do is stir up drama. I’ve tried. Others have tried. Nothing seems to be good enough for you. So kindly, stay off my blog, my stories, my friend’s blogs, my friend’s stories - you go exist in your circle and we’ll keep doing what we’re doing. 
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queenof-literature · 4 years ago
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Goron
Hi all! This is the forth story in my Wild’s Story Hour series, which was originally requests that were sent in, and soon turned into its own series! I’ve been writing this on and off for a few months now, so I’m so happy to post it.
A little note: My Tumblr has been very wonky lately. I’m not sure about y’all, but every time I search for recent in the Linked Universe tag I get spammed with completely random tags not even related to the point where I can’t even see LU content. This is the only tag that’s like this for me. So please know that I’m not ignoring anyone, it’s just been quite laggy and slow for me to get notifications as well.
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Thank you all for your continued support, and I hope you enjoy!
"Thanks for dinner Wild!" Hyrule exclaimed before digging in. Wild heard similar sentiments as he passed out mushroom and veggie rice balls, with some fruit crepes on the side. An odd combination, but that’s apparently what happened when you traveled with a group of eight others. In Twilight’s Hyrule they had found a relatively safe and secluded place for the evening before the sun had begun to set, so Wild took the extra time to put more effort into dinner. The others used to tell him that he didn't need to put so much effort into dinner, they were fine with rations and quick meals over a fire. However after they learned that cooking was what Wild would consider a passion, they allowed themselves to be fed without complaint. If Wild enjoyed it, who were they to stop him. The delicious food was certainly a bonus.
After thanking Wild the group settled around the fire, relaxing into the evening lull Wild had begun to find comforting long ago. He was never expected to talk, he could just sit in peace and listen. And if he chose to talk, which was becoming more frequent as time went on, the others always listened. 
But after the… incident when Wild sang Kass' song, no one had asked him to tell anymore stories. After the first night of 'Wild's Story Hour' as Hyrule called it, Wind would often jump on his back and ask questions about his Hyrule. If Wind was anything, he was curious. That trait seemed to be amped up since Wild's Hyrule also had Rito and Koroks. Now though, Wind bit his tongue and kept quiet.
Wild didn't want to admit that he missed it.
He never thought he would miss talking, especially telling an entire story over a campfire. Talking used to feel like giving pieces of himself away, and if he gave too much he would be empty. Now he felt relieved every time he talked about his adventure. Wild loved seeing his brothers’ reactions to his tales, and the more he talked the more weight was lifted off him. That must have been what Warriors was talking about when he said that sometimes it helped to talk to others.
Wild missed it, but he didn't want to bring it up. It was embarrassing, and he didn't want the others to feel forced to listen to him. He was trying to get rid of that mentality but it was hard.
Wind felt guilty too, Wild could tell. Wild wasn't sure the little pirate had ever seen Wild so far gone in panic and anger. He hated that any of them saw him like that, let alone Wind. It wasn't the little pirate's fault, he didn't know that bringing it up would cause Wild's panic, not even Wild himself knew. It hadn't affected their friendship, but Wild didn't want Wind to feel uncomfortable around him at all. 
Before he could cucco out, Wild signed for Wind to sit with him when he could. Wind smiled and nodded, quickly finishing his conversation with Four before making his way over.
"Yes, Wild?" Wind asked eagerly, but Wild could still see the apprehension under the surface.
"Are you okay?" Wild asked, skipping the small talk he wasn't good at. 
"Of course! Why?" Wild resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Getting Wind, or any of the Links, to admit something was wrong was like pulling teeth. Although, Wild guessed he didn't have much room to talk…
"You've seemed upset lately. Did I do something?" Wild once again got straight to the point. If Wild did anything to upset the younger, he wanted to fix it. And he wanted to fix it now.
"What? Of course not, Wild! I'm sorry I made you think that. It's just… I feel bad I guess.” Wind sighed out, his shoulders slumping out of his fake eagerness. Wild winced slightly, knowing what Wind was talking about. Wild had one of his… attacks, in front of everyone. It started innocently enough, with Wind being curious about a song. It ended with Wild yelling and sobbing about his failures a century ago. 
“That wasn’t your fault.” Wild stated firmly. “You didn’t know what was going to happen. No one did, not even me.” Wild trailed off slightly at the last part. Wind’s face had perked up slightly, but he didn’t look completely convinced. 
“Wind.” Wild said gently, getting the younger’s attention. “I wouldn’t have sung if I didn’t want to.” Wild paused before admitting the next part, slightly embarrassed. “I like talking about my adventure. It feels nice.” Wild felt his ears turn red, but Wind didn’t seem to mind. In fact, he looked happier than he had in days.
“So… everything is okay? Do you forgive me?” Wind asked hopefully.
“There’s nothing to forgive.” Wild reassured. “Of course everything is okay.” 
“Can I…” Wind trailed off from his question, but Wild knew what was going to be asked, and he simply nodded and smirked, opening his arms slightly. Wild caught a flash of Wind’s face, a large beaming grim, before a body launched into his arms from across the log, squeezing the life out of him. Wild squeezed just as hard back, thankful that the matter was behind them. Wild could feel eyes on them, and turned to meet the mirthful gazes of his companions. Wild simply glared at them, warning them not to say anything. This was between him and Wind. But the other Links were simply thankful everything was all right. 
“Hey Wild?” Wind’s muffled voice rose from Wild’s chest.
“Hm?” Wild hummed, biting back a smile.
“Do you ever wanna tell another story for us? It’s okay if you say no.” Wind asked into Wild’s tunic. Wind used to bite back on his hugs and physical touches, afraid it would be seen as childish. But after it became more common around camp, and after the other Links understood that Wind simply came from a home where hugs were a common display of affection, Wind didn't feel the need to hide it anymore.
“Yeah, anytime.” Wild smiled.
“Now?” Wind questioned hesitantly.
“Sure.” Wild confirmed, searching through good memories of his adventure. Like an arrow, Wind launched off Wild’s chest, and Wild shoved down his disappointment at the loss of warmth.
“Guys! Shush!” Wind yelled, a hush falling over the camp besides a few grumbles about being interrupted. “Wild’s gonna tell a story!” He shouted in excitement, ignoring Wild’s shocked face. By now, Wind really meant right now.
“Did you inform Wild of this?” Legend asked, smirking at Wild’s shocked face.
“Of course! I asked him!” Wind scolded, turning back around and sitting on his and Wild’s shared log, ignoring Legend rolling his eyes. Wild saw Twilight shoot a look over the fire, silently asking if this was truly alright. Wild gave him a reassuring look and a nod. The camp was once again quiet as they all looked to Wild in interest.
“Uhh. What should I talk about?” Wild questioned awkwardly. It was always so awkward at the start.
“You always ask that, talk about whatever you want.” Legend crossed his arms, and lowered himself to the ground, back against the log.
“There’s two divine beasts left. You can talk about one of those?” Hyrule spoke up beside Legend. 
“Okay, Gorons?” Wild suggested. The Gorons were a fun people to be around, and if Wild was honest, he wasn’t ready to touch on the subject on the Zora quite yet. That was too close to Mipha. Mipha wasn’t necessarily a secret, but it was a topic he was still sore about.
“Gorons sound fun. Don’t we all have Gorons in our Hyrule?” Four questioned, receiving nods and noises of confirmation. 
“Didn’t Twilight wrestle them?” Sky questioned, receiving blank looks from the others.
“I’m sorry Twilight what?” Warriors’ shocked expression almost sent Wild into a fit of laughter. He couldn’t blame the man though, Wild was just as surprised when Twilight told him about his adventure with the Gorons. 
“And you didn’t tell me?” Wind’s cried in betrayal. 
“Uhh, I needed my iron boots to do it.” Twilight tried to soothe the outbreak of awe.
“That doesn’t matter with Gorons. Those make you heavier, even someone with above-average strength couldn’t beat a Goron with iron boots.” Four smirked from beside Sky, who was watching the chaos he caused unfold. 
“I told y’all I learned how to wrestle in my village!” Twilight shouted with no heat. 
“You didn’t tell us you wrestled a Goron!” Wind yelled back. 
“He also burned a building down.” Time spoke up, biting back a smile at Twilight’s betrayed expression.
“I told you that in confidence!” Twilight yelled. 
“Wait and you give me shit for lighting things on fire?” Wild cried out. Now this was the first he had heard of that. 
“You do it for fun!” Twilight tried to defend himself through the uproarious laughter. 
“Why did you do it then?” Wild questioned. 
“That’s not important!” Twilight huffed. 
“Maybe we should call you Wild.” Legend joked.
“Hey don’t you dare-” Twilight began before being interrupted by Four.
“As entertaining as this is, I think Wild was going to tell a story.” He reminded.
“Yeah! Wild talk about the Gorons!” Wind ceased glaring at Twilight in favor of looking at Wild. 
“Okay, okay.” Wild said after he was done laughing. “Well you guys know my Death Mountain is really hot with all the lava.”
“Understatement.” Warriors mumbled.
“So I had to pick up some elixirs from Foothill stables and drink them on the way up." Wild started, relaxing into his story as he went.
“Don’t your elixirs only last a couple of hours?” Hyrule titled his head.
“Yeah, why?” Wild questioned. 
“That looks like a long and rocky road. What, did you just run through the whole domain?” Hyrule joked, pausing when he saw Wild bite his lip. “Wild!” Hyrule yelled in realization.
"What? I didn't have any other choice! I had plenty of elixirs!" Wild defended.
“What if you ran out?” Four chided with a snort.
“Then I’d teleport away.” Wild shot back.
“Don’t extreme temperatures affect your slate sometimes?” Warriors smirked. 
“I… would deal with that when I got there.” Wild huffed at the laughter that came from the others.
“Yeah a lot of your plans involve that.” Legend mumbled.
“Anyway.” Wild interrupted before the conversation could lead to discussing his battle tactics. “I kept running up the path and there were a lot of fire monsters like moblins, and keese and chuchus-” Wild continued.
“Don’t the chuchus in your Hyrule explode?” Hyrule asked once again, eyes shining in excitement. 
“Yeah! If I throw bombs at them then I can make a huge explosion! Especially the big ones.” Wild confirmed with a grin.
“No, you two are not having a competition of who can make a bigger explosion when we get to Wild’s Hyrule again.” Time already knew where this would lead. It was best to nip it in the bud now.
“Awe.” Wild and Hyrule groaned. 
“We never get to do anything.” Wild mumbled with a pout.
“You were saying?” Time lifted an eyebrow. Wild huffed once more before continuing his story. 
“Right. It was a long walk and of course I wasn’t going to risk taking a horse. There were a lot of cliffs along the path and since I didn’t have much time I took the straight path. Then I accidently ran into a Talus!” Wild grinned at the rest of the group’s groans. They had some run-ins with the larger monsters in Wild’s Hyrule, and while they all had tough enemies, Wild’s had some of the largest monsters that were considered relatively common.
“Volcanos have molten rock, how did you miss it?” Warriors joked.
“It was molten rock!” Wild defended. “It blended in perfectly.”
“Wait wait wait.” Four waved his hands. “Your Taluses are also made of magma and volcanic rock?”
“Yep.” Wild confirmed, laughing slightly at the various looks of surprise the Links always held when they learned of new monsters their own Hyrules didn’t have. The other heroes had been near Eldin, but not quite near Goron City enough to see an Igneo Talus. Hopefully they were never dropped off near Death Mountain. Wild didn’t really want to wake up on fire.
“Are there ice and electric ones too.” Legend groaned.
“Ice ones.” Wild answered. “Those ones are really hard to see.”
“Ugh, remind me to watch my step.” Legend rolled his eyes.
“Will do.” Wild deadpanned. “Luckily I had some ice arrows so it was okay. Eventually I made it to the Southern Mine. That’s where the Goron mine for ore!" Wild explained. "I even met another Hylian there! He had some of the Flamebreaker Armor that you get in Goron City.” Wild had shown the group his Flamebreaker Armor before, and some had even tried it on, including Four.
“Oh? Did you seduce this Hylian for clothes as well?” Warriors raised an eyebrow.
“No I did not!” Wild crossed his arms, glaring at the rest of the now laughing heroes. “I’ll never live that down will I?”
“Nope.” Warriors and Legend smirked at Wild’s glare. 
“I asked if I could buy it, since he was heading down anyway.” Wild spoke over the chuckling Links. “He said he would give it to me if I caught him 10 fireproof lizards so he could make elixirs. I saw a bunch of lizards while running up so I caught enough.” The rest of the group nodded, they too had to do some… irregular things for important items.
“How do you catch that many lizards that fast?” Wind tilted his head. “Aren’t they quick?”
“Oh yeah. If you’re not careful they’ll scurry away and bury themselves in the mountain side or under rock. I had to crouch and hop around.” Wind laughed at the image of Wild moving around like that. 
This was nice.
“Is Goron City far away from the Southern Mine?” Sky asked.
“It’s not too far, but after I got a part of the armor and started approaching the city, Vah Rudania, Daruk’s divine beast, was circling Death Mountain and started launching giant fireballs so I had to dodge them and sprint up to the city.”
“Giant fireballs? Why would the beast attack you?” Hyrule asked. 
“Well I’m not sure if Rudania meant to do it since it was circling the volcano, but Rudania was terrorizing Goron City like Medoh was terrorizing the Rito, so I think it was because of the Calamity.” Wild hummed in thought.
“They were infected with… malice, right?” Four questioned, remembering Wild’s pictures of the large pool of intimidating… something. It was apparently a manifestation of the Calamity, and Wild had said it burned whenever he touched it, especially with the Master Sword in hand. Four remembered even the pool looked evil. Pure black roots took hold of whatever was around it, mixed in with deep shades of reds and purples. Wild also told him there was an odd sound it made that set him on edge.
“As far as I know.” Wild nodded, thinking back to the pools of malice in all the Divine Beasts. “Back 100 years ago,” The group perked up in both excitement and worry. It was rare Wild talked about 100 years ago. Both because he couldn’t remember it, and because it had pained him for so long. “The other champions rushed to their Divine Beasts. The plan was I would protect Zelda, and return to defeat Ganon after the Divine Beasts weakened them. Zelda wanted to come with me, since she still believed there was a chance to awaken her power. She always pushed herself so hard…” Wild trailed off for a moment, staring into the fire. Twilight almost began to rise, believing Wild to have slipped into another memory, but Wild shook himself out of it quickly. “Help never came. The Divine Beasts were taken over by malice, and while they piloted themselves the champions were killed by Blights that Ganon had created to directly match their strength and exploit it. And well… you all know how the story ends.” There was a heavy silence, no one knowing what to say, including Wild. Wind scooted over on the log and leaned against Wild gently, showing his silent support. Wild smiled down at him, then at the others around the fire.
“It’s okay.” Wild told them. “Let’s just keep talking about the Gorons?” He proposed.
“Cub…” Time started, not quite knowing how to get his message across. “Talk about whatever you want to. Anytime.” Time finished, hoping Wild knew what he meant, and judging by the smile he did. 
“Thanks, Old Man.” Wild said earnestly, thankful for the comfortable warmth at his side.
“Well um…” Wild began, thinking about where he left off. He appreciated that everyone waited to let him think, and didn’t interrupt him. “I finally made it to the city. Since it’s made from the materials they have up there it’s made up of a lot of rock and metals, but it’s still great to look at! They work hard on their signs outside their shops and the children always roll across the bridges over lava. There’s also a whole bunch of statues carved into the mountains.” Wild made large gestures solely with his left arm, since his right was still held captive by Wind. 
Time leaned his chin into his hand. It was always interesting to hear about the boys’ Hyrules from their perspectives. Some Hyrules like Wild’s had very little to no government, and Time enjoyed hearing how different civilizations had gotten by. 
“I got to meet with their leader, um, the ‘Boss’ of the Gorons. His name is Bludo. He’s really grumpy, and he has a bad back. He told me that him and someone named Yunobo would use cannons to scare off Rudania-”
“You have cannons too?” Wind looked up, always excited to hear how similar his and Wild’s Hyrules could be.
“Mhm!” Wild nodded. “Do you all not?”
“I had air cannons mostly.” Four spoke up, among some murmurs of confirmation among half the Links. It seems Time, Warriors, and Hyrule didn’t have cannons in their Hyrules.
“Since his back was bad I had to go find Yunobo, who disappeared after running an errand for Bludo to get medicine for his back.” Wild continued after briefly explaining how cannons work. “I just had to follow the path up to the Abandoned North Mine. Since Rudania started terrorizing them and monsters infested they stopped using that one as much. There was a Goron watching the area and he told me to not touch the Boss’ cannons.”
“And let me guess you touched the cannons right away didn’t you?” Sky asked, clearly amused.
“Yes I did. There was one right behind him.” Twilight let out a snort, quickly trying to muffle his laughter at Wild’s playful glare. Time too, was greatly amused by Wild’s antics, although his mind wandered a bit. All of these names for the Divine Beast’s names always sounded so familiar. Was it possible Wild too was a part of Time’s hero line? His Hyrule was far larger than the others, though. He wouldn’t be surprised if Wild was in a timeline of his own. Or perhaps somehow the land had changed and Wild was just far, far into the future. Time shook his head slightly and tried to tune back in. He really needed to stop trying to understand how complex time and time travel was.
“The cannons are so fun up there! I could roll my round bombs into them, and they had enough power to blow up a whole monster camp.” As Wild rambled on about all the ways he could use his bombs around Death Mountain, including cannons and carts, his eyes practically sparkled.
“I finally found Yunobo.” Wild got back on track with his story. “He was trapped in a cave-in and I got to use the cannons to get him out. When I went to check on him, he had some sort of orange shield surrounding him, and he was really timid.” Twilight mused on that for a moment. That sounded like how Wild described one of his champion powers.
“I had to run back to Bludo after that, and he told me about Daruk. I looked up at the stature of him and I finally remembered him, at least a little bit.” Wild had a small smile on his face.
“What was he like?” Hyrule questioned. 
“He was really kind, as far as I could tell. He joked around with me a lot and he didn’t even care that I never answered. He said he would protect Hyrule to his death.” Wild’s smile turned bittersweet. “I think he always forgot I wasn’t a Goron, or he didn’t care, he would smack my back hard enough to send me flying.” Wild chuckled lightly. 
He seemed to be fond of Daruk 100 years ago. Daruk appeared to understand how much pressure was crushing down on Wild, yet he never showed pity or disdain. He even teased him about it. Wild could remember a faint feeling of excitement when being told he would be seeing Daruk’s progress, so he assumed the Link of 100 years ago enjoyed his time among the Gorons, no matter how short it was. 
“Awe yes I remember that well. I distinctly remember running away screaming when the Gorons wanted to thank me for helping them.” The camp cackled at the image of a younger Time running away and screaming.
“Bludo asked me to find Yunobo again, since his back was still hurting him.”
“Good to know everyone in every Hyrule is so needy.” The veteren scoffed.
“Turns out that Yunobo works with Bludo because of his powers he got from Daruk, the forcefield I was talking about. Yunobo hops in a giant cannon along Death Mountain, and Bludo launches him at Rudania.” Wild explained.
“That… sounds dangerous.” Sky laughed a little.
“Yeah… but Daruk’s shield is indestructible! Only problem was the guardian sentries surrounding the mountain.” 
“The what?” Wind raised his head from Wild’s shoulder to look at the older boy.
“Rudania sent them to guard the area once we finally arrived at the base of Death Mountain.” Wind nodded and plopped his head back onto Wild’s shoulder, no one daring to tease either of them, even in good fun. “If they caught me with their lights, they would send magma bombs right onto the path!”
“And how do you know that? Did you get caught?” Warriors asked, slightly surprised Wild would get caught. He could be quite sneaky when he wanted to be.
“Well I was curious…”
“Wild!” Warriors pinched the bridge of his nose.
“I ran back to the base after I tested it and Yunobo had his shield!” Wild defended against the groans and muffled laughs. “Besides I was about to launch someone out of a cannon I wanted to know what we were up against. I avoided the sentries the rest of the time, and I had to whistle for Yunobo to stop and go, and there were some Moblins on the way up.” The rest of the group could imagine that climbing Death Mountain, especially one as large as Wild, while avoiding sentries, fighting monsters, and whistling for someone to stop and go would be tedious. 
“Everytime I fired Yunobo from the cannon Rudania fled further around the volcano, and we made it all the way to the top!”
“Did you set off anymore sentries?” Twilight questioned.
“No!” Wild frowned. “I’m not completely reckless you know!” Wild stated, not appreciating the silence that followed his statement. “I’ll have you know I made it all the way to the top!”
“And how did you get into Vah Rudania?” Time raised an eyebrow.
“I…” Wild started boldly, before realizing exactly how he got into the Divine Beast.
“You what.” Twilight narrowed his eyes.
“I… jumped.” Wild shrugged the shoulder Wind wasn’t resting his head on. “Once I got into-”
“You jumped where.” Time smirked. That bastard, he knew something was up and he was gonna sic Twilight on him! Wild would find a way to  get revenge later.
“Vah Rudania was in the middle of Death Mountain so I used my paraglider-” Wild once again tried to brush this portion of the story off.
“You jumped into the middle of an active volcano?” Four cackled, the first one to understand what Wild was saying and showing an odd lack of restraint.
“Wild.” Twilight chided in ‘that voice’.
“Don’t ‘Wild’ me you lit a building on fire!” Wild defended.
“See Time! This is why I didn’t want you to tell them!”
“How did you know your paraglider wouldn’t burn up?” Warriors lips quivered under the strain of covering a grin.
“I would deal with that when I got there!” Wild claimed once again, trying not to focus on the slight flaws in his argument.
“How? How would you deal with that?” Legend threw his hands up at his friend’s stupidity.
“I don't know Legend. I never got there so I never had to deal with it, since it turned out fine.”
“What happened next?” Hyrule asked, covering for Wild and moving the conversation forward. Wild held back a fond smirk, he’d have to thank Hyrule later.
“Glad you asked, Hyrule!” Wild ignored any other questions. “I heard Daruk’s voice telling me I had to go find the terminal as usual, but this time inside the Divine Beast was pitch black.” The group had finally stopped asking questions and started listening to the story with interest.
“I had to get rid of pools of malice by shooting the eyes, and I had to light some areas up. Once I reached the terminal there were some places that opened up so it was lit up again.”
“Did this one rotate like the other Divine Beasts?” Legend asked from his place against his log. 
“Yeah I could control it with my slate like the other ones. There were all kinds of puzzles like the last beast, like this one where I had to light my arrow with blue flame and shoot it through a hole in the door, then-”
The rest of the Links listened intently  as Wild went into the intricate details of the different puzzles within the beast. They were always interested to hear both about the Sheikah technology of Wild’s world, and how he had to use what was available to him to solve them. As much as they teased Wild for being stupid and reckless, he really was intelligent, espeically when it came to logic and puzzles. Twilight remembered how some markets in his Hyrule had little puzzles made of wood,each one requiring moving certain pieces to unlock different parts. Twilight had never been particularly interested in them, but he wondered if Wild would be, if Twilight found one complicated enough. He’d have to get away from the group and find one whenever they ended up near one of his markets. Perhaps even Four and Sky would be interested in getting their hands on them and taking them apart.
“-and I finally got to the last terminal and unlocked it.” Wild continued, barely pausing to breathe. The group wasn’t sure if he was aware of how much he was talking, or how rapidly, but they didn’t dare interrupt. “Fireblight Ganon manifested, and had the power to throw huge fireballs. But he had to suck in everything around to create them. So I threw my bombs into his mouth and blew them up. Other than that, I just had to get up close.” Wild described the fight in an almost casual sense, even though it seemed these blights were pieces of Ganon himself. It seemed some blights were far easier than others. 
“When Daruk appeared, I still only had one memory of him, but he seemed as kind as he had been in my memory.” Wild had a small smile. “After freeing the beast I got teleported back to Goron City, and Vah Rudania took its position against the Calamity alongside, at the time, the Zora domain’s beast.” Wild explained. “Bludo thanked me, even though he hadn’t really understood what I did. I said goodbye to Yunobo, and, uh, that was that.” Wild ended his story as awkward as always, wincing at his own words. His throat, still unused to talking so much for such a long amount of time, felt as though he had swallowed sand.
“Thanks for the story, Wild!” Wild looked down at the sailor, something shining in the younger’s eyes he couldn’t quite place. 
“Yeah! I always like hearing about how your guys’ kingdoms compare to mine.” Sky smiled, kindly shuffling and reaching over, handing Wild his water pouch. How he knew Wild needed it, or when he even got a hold of it, Wild would never know. Wild nodded in thanks and began sipping at the water, resisting the urge to chug it all in one gulp, as everyone’s voices blended slightly, creating a warm atmosphere.
The group continued to discuss different topics, going off on different tangents relating to Gorons and their Hyrules, all of which Wild was perfectly content to just listen, occasionally answering questions directed at him.
With the warm weight against his shoulder, and the comfortable but lively chatter surrounding him, Wild allowed himself to just exist within the moment, feeling himself relax further.
“Hey Wild?” Wild felt the head against his shoulder stir, and Wild looked down to meet a fellow set of blue eyes.
“Yeah?”
“Thanks for the story.” A relaxed but genuine smile reached Wind’s expressive face.
“No, Wind. Thank you.”
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Very minor spoiler for Age of Calamity: The fact that BOTW/AOC Link canonically eats rocks is beautiful to me.
Wild loves puzzles, change my mind.
I like to write Wild how I play video games in general, which is just screwing around and seeing what happens.
I’m sorry if I get anything wrong about other Hyrules. I’ve played a good amount of the Zelda games but it’s been a long time since not a lot of them are on consoles I have :(
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smilesrobotlover · 25 days ago
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Ok my issue is that idk who the pov will be. I know who will be hurt but idk who will initiate the pain.
I need someone who’s growing more and more paranoid over everything and on the verge of snapping.
Man I haven’t even started tomorrow’s fic and idk how to start it 🧍‍♀️ I’ve been avoiding it all day
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Can we get Sooga (and maybe Kohga) babysitting lil Tulin????
GET READY TO SEE THE GAYS BECOME DILFS, BITCHES.
“We came as soon as we saw your message.”
“Yeah, it was urgent! Where’s the fire?”
Teba turned as he saw Sooga and Kohga dash on into his home. He nodded at them.
“Yeah. Sorry. Was gonna ask Mipha, but she’s with her boy toy. Figured I’d trust you two instead.”
Teba took a step to the side, showing his son, Tulin, who was currently sitting on the floor, writing in his journal. Kohga cocked his head to the side, before shrugging.
“What? You want me to tell him to beat it? He a freeloader or what?”
“No. I need you two to chicksit for me. I’m taking Saki out, and I need someone to watch Tulin.”
Saki walked in just in time, adjusting her feathers.
“Teba, are you ready dear?”
“I’m ready, so long as these two are. So, how about it you two?”
Kohga was about to say ‘fuck no’, when he saw that look in Sooga’s eyes. He WANTED to do this, because he was a moron. Ugh. He sighed, before nodding.
“Fine. You two go and have fun, we got the little guy.”
Saki clapped her hands together, before leaning down to kiss Tulin’s head.
“Be good for Kohga and Sooga, my little nugget.”
“But not TOO good, kiddo.”
Teba patted his head, and Saki chuckled at the sight. She turned to the two yigas.
“Now, Tulin is supposed to be in bed by nine. No playing with Kass’s girls, as they’re supposed to be in bed, and they get into all kinds of mischief. That’s about it! Have fun you three, stay safe!”
Teba held his arm out for his lady, who giggled as she accepted it. Once they left, Sooga turned to Kohga.
“You didn’t want to do this. Why did you say yes?”
“Because YOU wanted to. And don’t look at me like that, you idiot.”
“I love you so much.”
“Tell someone who cares, moron.”
“You guys are weird.”
They both turned to look at Tulin, who was looking at them oddly. Kohga motioned to him.
“So...the fuck do we do with his white lookin’ ass?”
“Stop swearing, for one. It’s not good that he gets a pottymouth so early on. Two, we should properly introduce ourselves.”
Sooga walked over to him, kneeling down as he held out his hand.
“It is nice to meet you, Tulin. My name is Sooga, and that’s Kohga. How are you?”
Tulin put his book down, in order to stand up, and shake his hand properly.
“Hello! And good day!”
“What manners! And a good day to you too, little one.”
“My dad said good kids make good greeters!”
“God that’s a weird saying.”
Kohga sighed as he walked over to Teba’s hammock, before jumping into it, and getting himself nice and comfy. So comfy, he fell right to sleep. Sooga softly sighed. He loved his husband, very, very much.
“So. We have three hours until your bedtime, what would you like to-oh. You’re practicing your penmanship?”
Sooga looked over to the notebook on the floor, and Tulin nodded.
“Yep! Kheel has really pretty handwriting, I want mine to look good too! I wanna surprise her!”
“Huh. Why, if I didn’t know little one, I’d say that’s rather romantic.”
Tulin’s blush shone through his feathers, and he shook his head.
“N-no. She’s my friend, that’s it.”
“Uh huh, I see, I see,”
Sooga sat down next to Tulin, looking at the notebook.
“Regardless, I’d love to give you feedback. My father practiced calligraphy, I think I have a proper position on the matter.”
Tulin handed him his notebook, and Sooga skimmed through the pages. He nodded in approval.
“This is very nice! Have you shown your father?”
“No, just mom.”
“Why is that?”
Tulin shrugged, reaching up to grab his book again.
“It’s just a mom thing. Flight range and arrows are for me and dad, writing is for me and mom.”
Sooga nodded. Such a sweet, talented little boy.
“You have a good bond with your mother, little one.”
“Dad calls her a ‘worrybeak’, but yeah, I love my mom. Are you close with yours?”
Sooga froze. For a moment, he recalled her. Recalled her hair, her eyes, her smile. Her tears, her screams, her pain. His father holding onto her hand, his father scolding him for choosing to leave, using his mother’s name like a curse. A curse that cut into his hide like a-
“Yoohoo? Mr.Sooga?”
He suddenly snapped back into reality as Tulin waved his wing in front of his face. He cleared his throat, shaking his head.
“We...were. But she is no longer here.”
“Oh. I’m super sorry. What about your dad?”
“My father...wanted me to leave the nest, so to speak. But it’s fine. I’m loved enough.”
Tulin followed his gaze to Kohga, who gave his ass a good scratch. Tulin snickered, and Sooga couldn’t resist a small chuckle as well. Tulin put his book away, In order to look at his blades. The little rito was clearly very interested.
“Did he give you those swords?”
“No. Master Kohga did. Have you ever wielded a weapon before?”
“A bow and arrow, but never something cool like swords!”
Sooga thought about it for a moment. This child DID seem rather mature, despite his small size. Not to mention bows were just awful for up close combat. Against his better judgement, he decided to give the little one a gift.
“Would you like a present, Tulin?”
“YES! Please!”
Oh the way his little eyes shone in excitement. He pulled out something from his back, and placed it right into Tulin’s awaiting wings. A Vicious Sickle. Tulin looked it over in his hands, clearly in awe. Sooga chuckled, lightly patting his little bird head.
“It’s a light, easy to use weapon, with enough practice. It’s a wonderful starter weapon, and it never hurts to have extra protection. You will soon be the man of the house, you must learn to defend what is yours.”
“Woah! SO cool!”
Tulin was so excited, he started waving the damn thing around like a madlad. Even someone as calm as Sooga felt slightly panicked; for the only thing more dangerous than a blade, was an inexperienced hand. He grabbed onto Tulin’s hand, barely keeping himself from being cut.
“It IS cool. But what’s cooler is knowing how to use it. Would you like to learn?”
“Yes!! Please teach me! Please please please!”
“Very well. I should hope to be a good teacher to an eager student.”
Sooga held onto his hand, showing him the proper way to hold it; tightly, with the blade angled for a downward motion.
“Okay, I think I got it. Like this?”
“Perfect. Now, it’s a limber weapon, so if you need to move it in your hand, feel free to do so. Just be careful, it’s very easy to cut yourself. Now, let’s try to get a feel for it, shall we?”
Sooga stood up, and brandished one of his swords. He gave Tulin a moment to get his stance ready, before he let Tulin come at him. Course, he was very easy to block, but the point was so Tulin could feel comfortable holding it.
“Good, good. Side to side motions, just as you are.”
“It’s...kinda heavy, my arms hurt.”
“Suppose for your size, it’s not as limber as it is intended to be. Do your arms really hurt, or can you keep trying?”
“I...can keep trying, I think.”
“Good, a true fighter keeps going. Swing at me again.”
He noticed Tulin had to use almost both his hands as he swung. Poor thing was struggling. Light as his weapons were, Tulin was small. Determined, but very tiny. Still, he did rather well, all things considered. He blocked another blow rather easily.
“You aren’t uncomfortable around weapons. Good.”
“It’s usually bows, but training with my dad is a LOT like this.”
“Good of your father, teaching you to be comfortable with such a vital tool.”
He was about to do a mock swing, just to see if Tulin could dodge, when he saw Tulin was already weary, panting and even sweating a little. For living in a peaceful village, and armed with a bow and arrow, this WAS a lot of practice, especially from someone who was essentially a stranger. Sooga put his weapon away, and knelt down to Tulin.
“Why don’t we take a break? A weapon is useless without a body.”
“Okay...can we eat? I’m hungry.”
Sooga nodded, letting Tulin take the weapon, and sneak it into his own hammock. Tulin helped him find the cooking pot, and in a moment, Sooga had a fire going, and a few ingredients to throw inside.
“So, what are we hungry for?”
“I dunno, what can you make?”
“I suppose I can make poultry curry.”
“Oh! Yes! Do that one!”
Sooga nodded. He had no issues cooking the rice, and the chicken appropriately, and as soon as it was done, he handed a bowl to Tulin. Tulin dug into it hungrily, before slowly ceasing his eating. Sooga cocked his head down as the child stared at the bowl.
“What’s the matter?”
“I don’t like how it tastes. Super bland. I don’t wanna eat it.”
“God fucking dammit, Sooga, I can smell your shit cooking in my dreams.”
They both turned to look at Kohga, who had just woken up. He got out of the hammock, and walked over to the pot, taking the soup ladle to help himself to a taste. He then used it to smack Sooga on the back of his head.
“You. Cannot cook. I’d rather eat wet sand, at least THAT has salt.”
“I thought I was cooking it right-”
“Yeah right to hell. Fuck shit, move. What even is this?”
“Poultry curry.”
Kohga looked at him as if he had just gone insane.
“You’re...feeding chicken...to a baby chicken. That’s fucked up, Sooga.”
He was about to bitch at him some more, when Tulin nudged the bowl against Sooga. Kohga turned to look at him, and the little one was whimpering.
“Please fix it, I’m really hungry.”
“For the love of- fine. But only because I hate it when Sooga cooks.”
And Kohga did not disappoint. Not only did he fix Sooga’s awful poultry curry, he made the tastiest, sweetest egg pudding Tulin had ever tasted. The little one had two helpings of each, burping as soon as he was done. Kohga chuckled as he saw just how content the little guy was.
“Look at you, hungry fella. You need anything else, kid?”
“Uh huh. Can I please have some warm milk?”
“Sure, sure. I’ll make it just how my mom made mine.”
Tulin peered over as Kohga not only poured milk onto the pot, but cane sugar, courser bee honey, and even ground up some Chickaloo Tree Nuts. It made for a sweet, fragrant drink that Tulin accepted gleefully. He took one sip, and started kicking his little legs around wildly.
“This is SOOO good! This is WAY better than when mom makes it! Your mom is super cool!”
“She really was, she really was. Glad you like it, kiddo. Your turn, Sooga.”
Sooga didn’t LOVE sweets, but who was he to refuse such a treat from his Master? He accepted his own cup, took a sip, and found himself recalling...the good times. The times where he stood with his mother as they sipped tea, the times where she would get rid of his dirty, wet clothes, in order to get him warm and dry again. There was...only good in this drink, honestly. Sooga nodded, trying not to dwell so much on what was.
“I agree with Tulin. This is excellent. I’m surprised I’m just now trying it.”
“Eh, I only make it if I really need to go to bed. I usually make them with banana cookies-”
“Can you make those next time, please?!”
Tulin was practically giddy at the notion of more treats, and Kohga found it amusing. He patted Tulin’s head, nodding.
“Sure. Next time I’ll bring some over, just for you kid.”
“You’re SO cool!”
“I mean, I know that, but thank you.”
Kohga chuckled. He helped himself to his own drink, sighing in content. A nice, cold night, warmed by a nice fire, and some warm drinks. What more could one want? Sooga chuckled to himself, realizing he had downed nearly half of his cup. No wonder he was feeling so calm, so still.
“Thank you. I don’t think I’d know how to handle a hungry child who didn’t like my food.”
“That's why I’M the cook between us. Your food is so bland. I had half a mind to-”
He went silent, and Sooga saw why. Tulin had finished his drink, and had passed out, right into Kohga’s lap. Kohga struggled, clearly not knowing how to handle this, before groaning, and just patting the bird’s back, lulling him further into sleep. Sooga sat there for a moment, watching them. Kohga didn’t want children, but...they did like him. Found enough comfort in him to fall asleep on him, to cherish the plentiful meals he made them. Sooga even turned to look at his face, and caught him smiling oh so fondly at the little bird. Kohga seemed to catch his grin, and huffed.
“Hell you looking at?”
“I’m just. Seeing how wonderful you are with Tulin...and it really, really makes me realize; you’d make a wonderful, wonderful parent. You act so standoffish, but you...truly love taking care of children and-”
“God don’t you start that shit with me, Sooga.”
“I’m just saying! Family life might be for you! How do you know, you’ve never tried it!”
“Shut the hell up, you absolute fucking idiot.”
Sooga stopped for a moment as Kohga leaned into him, still keeping his hand on Tulin. Sooga looked down at these two, and was confident, more than ever, that he wanted a family. This feeling, that he was feeling right now, was something he desperately, terribly wanted. He wrapped his arm around Kohga, letting the dancing fire illuminate his features. He kissed the top of his head, softly sighing.
“I...love you. I love you so terribly much.”
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“Sooga! Kohga! We’re ba-oh!”
Saki immediately silenced herself as she saw the little cuddle train that was happening here. Teba walked in behind her, chuckling at the sight. He nodded towards Sooga, who was too busy protecting them to sleep.
“Teba, Saki. How was your date?”
“Oh it was lovely, we went out to eat and everything. Quite sweet, honestly. Here, let me put him into bed, I’d hate for him to get a cramp, laying on the floor like that.”
Sooga, despite how it hurt his heart, let Saki take Tulin, and put him into his own little bed. Suppose that was his cue. He got up, carrying a sleeping Kohga in his arms. Teba nodded at him.
“Thanks for watching him. Hope he wasn’t too much for you two.”
“Not at all. You have a very wonderful, and very honest boy. You should be proud.”
“I am, I am, honestly. Especially if he made an impression on you.”
“I...hope this isn’t too much, but may we stay? I just, really wanted to-”
“What is this?”
They both turned to look at Saki, who was holding the vicious sickle in her hand. Teba winced, before shaking his head.
“yeah...I think staying is a really bad idea.”
Sooga looked at Saki, and shrugged.
“In my defense, he was excited to receive a present.”
So Sooga and Kohga weren’t ready to be dads.
Just yet, anyway.
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anika-ann · 4 years ago
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There’s 1111 of people who are willing to put up with my stuff on their dash... you know what that means?
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That’s right! Since I’m terrible at filling up prompts, I decided to host another writing challenge...
I know that’s not much of a thank you, so just let me say to all my followers and people who help to spread my work: 
Thank you! ✨🥰❤️
Now, onto the rules and prompts... check it out under the cut!
There are 40 prompts of various types and a bonus, so I hope you’ll find one to inspire you, or at least one you’ll just like ;)
EDIT: Masterlist of submitted stories is HERE.
Rules:
You don’t have to be following me, I know I’m not for everybody :D
As of now, it’s one prompt per person, one person per prompt. We’ll see how it goes. Claim a prompt via an ask or a DM. But please, if you claim it, try to write it...
Keep it Marvel (any character) or CEvans characters, please. Movies, tv series, comics (?), whichever suits you the best. If you truly want a different movie/show characters, DM me please.
Fluff, angst, humour, I take it all. Smut must be properly tagged and with a warning before the text of the fic. (Absolutely no underage smut or incest. Also I’m not a big fan of non-con and extra dark, but you can DM me and we’ll figure it out if you insist.)
Drabbles, one-shots, first chapter/prologue to a new series. No word limit, because that would make a hypocrite. If it’s over 500 words, please, please use the keep reading bar.
Canon or non-canon ships, reader inserts, pairing with an OC, no pairing at all, platonic relationships – bring it all.
When you choose a line/dialogue prompt, you can still make it an AU completely of your choice, just to be clear.
Tag me in your fic when posting and use # ann1111fc. I should respond within 3 days with at least a heart. If I don’t, DM, it means tumblr ate it all.
Deadline: 1st July. Should be enough ;) If you need an extension, DM me. We’re all only human and life gets in the way.
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Lines/Dialogue prompts:
(feel free to alternate pronouns/names/insults/states/tenses; some quotes taken from favourite shows, some pretty random)
1. “Is that judgement I’m hearing?“
2. “I thought you said you had faith in me.” @nekoannie-chan 
3. “I get all tingly when you take control like that.”
4. “Say/Do it again. I dare you.”
5. “You always have an excuse, don’t you?”
6. “I want to say something I’ve never said to you before… thank you.”
7. “She’s kinda hot…. I’m gay, not blind.”
8. “I’m losing my mind.“ @smediumsmeatbae with Steve
9. “Did I say that out loud?” @donutloverxo
10. “Sorry is not gonna cut it, not this time.”
11. “Just breathe, okay? Deep breaths, come on.”  @just-one-ordinary-fangirl with Steve
12. “There had to be a better way to phrase that.”
13. “You’re escaping without me?!”
14. “I was wrong about you.”
15. “He‘s mostly a jerk… but every once in a while, he can be a dick.”
16. “Do you have any idea who I am?”
17. “You look like crap.” “Thanks, I saw the mirror this morning.”  
18. “No offence.” “Offence taken.”
19. “This outfit? It’s a part of my cover!” “Well, it doesn’t cover a thing!” @saccmaass
20. “So we’re not doing the ‘what happens in Russia stays in Russia’?” “We’re still in Russia!”
Tropes and AUs
(take all the liberty you need, e.g. Language differences can range from misunderstandings to a kink  😏, Culture shock from an alien to intercultural relationship etc.)
I. Language differences @galaxy-barnes with Bucky
II. Mistaken identity @chase-your-dreams-away​ with Steve
III. Body-swap
IV. Amnesia @sophiria with Steve
V. Murder mystery
VI. Last seconds/minutes to live
VII. Truth serum
VIII. In a closet
IX. Fake relationship @what-is-your-backupplan-today with Bucky
X. A/B/O dynamics @stargazingfangirl18 with Ransom
XI. Culture shock
XII. Cop AU
XIII. Fairytale/Fantasy AU @elysianecho with Ransom
XIV. College AU @secretswiftymarvelfan with Steve
XV. Escort AU  @queen-kass-the-writer 
XVI. Soulmate AU @trashywritestrash
XVII. Coffee shop AU/Bakery AU
XVIII. Angel (and/or Demon) AU @hufflepuffvs with Matt 
XIX. Medieval AU
XX. Flower shop AU @a-little-counter-esperanto
Crossovers:
Aka the category where everything is possible.
MCU/Marvel series x anything. I don’t even care with what. Just bring it!
You can check out few shows I watched in my bio, but the list goes on and on, and you don’t have to pick one of the ones I mention. Just try to make it so even people who haven’t watched the series in question can so-so catch on.  
You don’t have to claim a crossover, but you could let me know if you’re planning one for this challenge, so I know what to look forward to 😊
1) MCU x Pacific Rim @rodrikstark with Steve
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Happy writing! (on not, depends)
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tothemaxxx · 4 years ago
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My Favorite Films and Performances of 2020
“I wish I could’ve seen it on the big screen.”
It was a strange year, and even stranger year of movie watching. In 2020 I saw only one of my top films in a theater, which is crazy (like much else over these past months). But the experience of keeping up with the movies this year was a reminder that great filmmaking can transcend the specifics of the viewing experience. In your living room, in bed, projected onto the side of a garage, streaming on Twitch, broken up into multiple sittings, maybe even on your phone (desperate times)… if doesn’t matter as long as it connects with you. A great film has the power to soothe and transport, to alter your perspective, to re-wire your brain. So while I didn’t get on a single airplane last year, I definitely went places. And I’m grateful for these changes of scenery. For the time-travel as well; last year in my house, we found great comfort in revisiting a bunch of old favorites. It was also an opportunity to finally watch a number of those older films that had someone evaded us… a year of catching up, now or never. We were members of a weekly movie club for some months — that was cool. Another pleasant silver lining was the emergence of virtual film festivals, which have been a fantastic opportunity. I hope that they can continue in some form when this pandemic is in the rearview. Because, you know, getting to Park City is a real schlep. All this to say: like you, I’ll always remember 2020. In this truly crummy year, the movies really helped.
I’m including some of the film festival stuff that’s coming out a little later, because the boundaries between 2020 films and 2021 films feels blurry to me without proper theatrical releases.
TOP 5, loosely ranked. I love these deeply.
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1. LOVERS ROCK, Steve McQueen
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2. NOMADLAND, Chloe Zhao
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3. ANOTHER ROUND, Thomas Vinterberg
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4. TIME, Garrett Bradley
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5. MARTIN EDEN, Pietro Marcello
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The rest of the Top 25, in alphabetical order. I loved these.
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À L’ABORDAGE, Guillaume Brac
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BACURAU, Kleber Mendonça Filho
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COLOR OUT OF SPACE, Richard Stanley
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THE FATHER, Florian Zeller
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FIRST COW, Kelly Reichardt
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I’M THINKING OF ENDING THINGS, Charlie Kaufman
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JASPER MALL, Bradford Thomason and Brett Whitcomb
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LUXOR, Zeina Durra
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ALEX WHEATLE / EDUCATION / MANGROVE / RED, WHITE AND BLUE, Steve McQueen
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THE NEST, Sean Durkin
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NEVER RARELY SOMETIMES ALWAYS, Eliza Hittman
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NEW ORDER, Michel Franco
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THE PAINTER & THE THIEF, Benjamin Ree
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THE PERSONAL HISTORY OF DAVID COPPERFIELD, Armando Iannucci
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POSSESSOR, Brandon Cronenberg
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PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN, Emerald Fennell
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RELIC, Natalie Erika James
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SAINT FRANCES, Alex Thompson
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SOUND OF METAL, Darius Marder
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THE TRUTH, Hirokazu Koreeda
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I also enjoyed (some more than others):
Apples, The Assistant, Babyteeth, Bad Education, Black Bear, Blow the Man Down, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Butt Boy, The Climb, Da 5 Bloods, Deerskin, Emma, The Father (Bulgaria), Greed, His House, The Hunt, I Used to Go Here, I'm No Longer Here, Impetigore, The Intruder, The Invisible Man, Kajillionaire, La Llorona, Let Them All Talk, Lost Girls, The Man Who Sold His Skin, Mank, Never Gonna Snow Again, News of the World, One Night in Miami, Palm Springs, Preparations to Be Together for an Unknown Period of Time, Rebecca, She Dies Tomorrow, Shirley, Slow Machine, Sorry We Missed You, Soul, Spree, Straight Up, A Sun, Swallow, Tenet, Tesla, Tommaso, The Traitor, The Trip to Greece, True History of the Kelly Gang, Uncle Frank, Under the Open Sky, The Vast of Night, Vitalina Varela, Wendy, The Whistlers, Wildland, Young Ahmed
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And these documentaries!
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American Murder: The Family Next Door, The American Sector, Assassins, Beastie Boys Story, The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart, Bloody Nose Empty Pockets, Boys State, Brainiac: Transmissions After Zero, Circus of Books, Class Action Park, Collective, Crip Camp, David Byrne's American Utopia, Dick Johnson is Dead, Fireball: Visitors From Darker Worlds, The Go-Go's, Gunda, Miss Americana, MLK/FBI, The Mole Agent, Mucho Mucho Amor: The Legend of Walter Mercado, My Psychedelic Love Story, Mystify: Michael Hutchence, Narrowsburg, On the Record, Other Music, Sisters with Transistors, Spaceship Earth, The Way I See It, Whirlybird
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And these shorts:
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Bye Bye Body (which I edited), Fit Model, Friday Night Pizza for Daddy, Hard Cracked the Wind, The Human Voice, John Was Trying to Contact Aliens, Michael's Preference West, What Did Jack Do?, World of Tomorrow Episode Three: The Absent Destinations of David Prime
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My favorite performance of the year:
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Frances McDormand as Fern in Nomadland
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Favorite ensembles:
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À l’abordage, Another Round, Bad Education, Babyteeth, Bloody Nose Empty Pockets, Blow the Man Down, Emma, First Cow, Kajillionaire, Let Them All Talk, Lovers Rock, Mangrove, Mank, One Night in Miami, The Personal History of David Copperfield, Promising Young Woman, True History of the Kelly Gang
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More memorable (and in some cases under-discussed) performances:
Christopher Abbott as Colin Tate in Possessor and as Gabe in Black Bear
Idir Ben Addi as Ahmed in Young Ahmed
Riz Ahmed as Ruben Stone in Sound of Metal
Daniel Algrant as Kelvin Kranz in Let Them All Talk
Maria Bakalova as Tutar Sagdiyev in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
Haley Bennett as Hunter Conrad in Swallow
John Boyega as Leroy Logan in Red, White and Blue
Rob Brydon as Rob Brydon in The Trip to Greece
Jessie Buckley as Young Woman in I’m Thinking of Ending Things
Nicolas Cage as Nathan Gardner in Color Out of Space
Salif Cissé as Chérif in À L’abordage
Sheyi Cole as Alex Wheatle in Alex Wheatle
Cleopatra Coleman as Trina in The Argument
Carrie Coon as Allison O’Hara in The Nest
Michael Angelo Covino as Mike in The Climb
Willem Dafoe as Tommaso in Tommaso
Charles Dance as William Randolph Hearst in Mank
Catherine Deneuve as Fabienne Dangeville in The Truth
Katie Findlay as Rory in Straight Up
Sidney Flanigan as Autumn in Never Rarely Sometimes Always
Johnny Flynn as George Knightley in Emma
Julia Garner as Jane in The Assistant
Robbie Gee as Simeon in Alex Wheatle
Chris Giarmo as himself in David Byrne’s American Utopia
Betty Gilpin as Crystal Creasey in The Hunt
Ethan Hawke as Hank in The Truth
Kris Hitchen as Ricky Turner in Sorry We Missed You
Anthony Hopkins as Anthony in The Father
Jonathan Jules as Dennis Isaacs in Alex Wheatle
Sandra Guldberg Kampp as Ida in Wildland
Joe Keery as Kurt Knuckle in Spree
Udo Kier as Michael in Bacurau
Orion Lee as King Lu in First Cow
Delroy Lindo as Paul in Da 5 Bloods
Peter Macdissi as Walid "Wally" Nadeem in Uncle Frank
Matthew Macfadyen as Wilcock in The Assistant
George MacKay as Ned Kelly in True History of the Kelly Gang
Yahya Mahayni as Sam Ali in The Man Who Sold His Skin
Luca Marinelli as Martin Eden in Martin Eden
Tuppence Middleton as Sara Mankiewicz in Mank
Mads Mikkelsen as Martin in Another Round
Wunmi Mosaku as Rial in His House
Elisabeth Moss as Cecilia Kass in The Invisible Man
Kelly O'Sullivan as Bridget in Saint Frances
Shaun Parkes as Frank Crichlow in Mangrove
Robert Pattinson as Neil in Tenet
Paul Raci as Joe in Sound of Metal
Kadeem Ramsay as Samson in Lovers Rock
Gayle Rankin as Marissa in The Climb
Tanya Reynolds as Mrs Augusta Elton in Emma
Tyler Rice as Detective Russell Fox in Butt Boy
Andrea Riseborough as Hana in Luxor
Cecilia Roth as Marta in The Intruder
William Sadler as the Grim Reaper in Bill & Ted Face the Music
Kenyah Sandy as Kingsley Smith in Education
Amarah-Jae St. Aubyn as Martha Trenton in Lovers Rock
David Strathairn as David in Nomadland
Michael Stuhlbarg as Stanley Edgar Hyman in Shirley
Swankie as Swankie in Nomadland
Tilda Swinton as Woman in The Human Voice
Kristin Scott Thomas as Mrs. Danvers in Rebecca
Steve Toussaint as Ken Logan in Red, White and Blue
Alec Utgoff as Zhenia in Never Gonna Snow Again
Jairaj Varsani as young David Copperfield in The Personal History of David Copperfield
Ben Whishaw as Uriah Heep in The Personal History of David Copperfield
Sharlene Whyte as Agnes Smith in Education
Letitia Wright as Altheia Jones-LeCointe in Mangrove
Ramona Edith Williams as Frances in Saint Frances
Kôji Yakusho as Masao Mikami in Under the Open Sky
Youn Yuh-jung as Soon-ja in Minari
Helena Zengel as Johanna Leonberger in News of the World
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Favorite pre-2020 films I saw for the first time in 2020:
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Blood on the Moon, But I’m A Cheerleader, Crooklyn, Cure, Daughters of the Dust, The Death of Dick Long, Deep Cover, The Draughtsman's Contract, Eyes of Laura Mars, Give Me Liberty, Greener Grass, Hardcore, High Hopes, The Last Party, Long Day's Journey into Night, Maiden, One Day Pina Asked, Persona, Right Now Wrong Then, Right On!, The Seventh Victim, Slightly French, Synonyms, Tammy and the T-Rex, Variety, The Watermelon Woman... and a tip of the hat to Coppola's new The Godfather Part III recut, The Godfather, Coda: The Death of Michael Corleone
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sunmoonandeddie · 4 years ago
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a brooklyn blackout
pairing: steve rogers x oc (helena nepheros)
word count: 1,609
summary: Steve finds a light in the darkness in the middle of a rainstorm.
warnings: Some h*ckin’ words.
a/n: Thank you so much to @queen-kass-the-writer for commissioning this!  I had such a good time writing it, and I love your OC!
Steve couldn’t help but let out a sigh as he jogged through the rain.  It had been pouring down for the last twenty minutes, but he didn’t take much notice of it.  The serum kept him warm.  And from getting sick, which was convenient.
It was early in the morning, before most things had opened.  The sun hadn’t even risen yet.  But there was a glow coming up ahead.  A light at the end of the tunnel almost.
He frowned as he came to a stop, looking up at the sign hanging over the small corner building.  “Helena’s Heavenly Bites…”
There was a knock on the window, and his eyes met bright baby blues.  He was struck for a moment, almost ashamed that he’d been caught staring up at the sign.
But then she motioned for him to come in, flicking the lock for him.
“Uh, hi,” he said shyly as he poked his head in.  “Sorry.  I just didn’t expect anywhere to be open this early.  Especially not in this monsoon.”
“Oh, we’re not open,” she said with a shrug, wiping her hands on her apron.  “I’m just getting all the baking for today done.  I was putting fresh cookies in the display when I saw you.”  She eyed him for a moment, and he could swear that she was about to recognize him.  “I’m Helena.”
“Are you…”  He motioned towards the entire bakery, a slight grin on his face.  “You know…  The Helena of Helena’s Heavenly Bites?”
She snorted, covering her mouth with her hand demurely as she nodded.  “Yes, that’s me.”  The pretty brunette led him back towards the counter, and she poured him a cup of fresh coffee.  “... Are you going to tell me your name?”
“Oh!”  His cheeks went fire engine red.  He had just gotten into the habit of assuming that everyone knew who he was by now.  “Uh…  I’m Steven.”
“Steven,” she said, a flush on her cheeks as she poured herself her own cup of coffee.  “So, Steven, what are you doing out here so early?”
He sat on one of the bar stools that lined a good section of the counter.  “I start my run at four-thirty in the morning every morning,” he said with a shrug.  “It wasn’t raining when I left.”
“Hmm…,” she mused absentmindedly as she absentmindedly wiped down the counters.
The bakery smelled heavenly.  Like…  Like chocolate and goodness and…  It was like…
“Are you making Brooklyn Blackout cake?” He asked, his mouth falling open.
If he closed his eyes, he could imagine that he was in his childhood home again, watching his ma move around the kitchen as she stirred various bowls.  It all seemed like such nonsense until it came together in the end in the most delicious cake he’d ever had.  She only made it on special occasions, like birthdays and holidays and when he graduated from high school.
It was one of the few memories he had left of her.  And then when the war had started and he’d become a soldier, it had become even more popular.  It was a comfort in the darkest nights.
“Yeah, it’s my specialty,” Helena said, her cheeks rosy as she ducked her head.  “Once it’s out of the oven, I’ll give you a slice.  On the house.”
“Oh, you don’t have to do that,” he said, shaking his head.
But the girl—no, woman—just shot him a look.  “Nope.  I insist,” she said.  “Besides…  I’m the owner.  I can do what I want.”
He finally relented with a bit of a smile, holding his hands up in surrender.  “Okay, okay…  How can I resist an offer of Brooklyn Blackout cake?”
She disappeared back in the kitchen, and he took a moment to look over the bakery.  It was cute.  Really cute.  It was decorated in pastels and all things sweet.  Kinda like a 1940s soda shop.  It was sweet.
When Helena came back, it was with a still steaming tray of lemon blueberry muffins.
She was so damn cute…  With her oversized turtleneck and messy bun…  Not to mention the sneakers that squeaked every time she changed directions.
“So…  How’d you get this place?” He asked curiously, nodding his thanks as she poured him a second cup of coffee.  “Not to be rude, but you can’t be older than twenty-five, and you already have a corner building?”
The giggle she let out was heavenly.  “I’m twenty-six, actually,” she said, giving him a playful look.  “Um… actually, I got the money from my dad…  He saved up my entire life.  Never knew until after he died…  I was gonna go into nursing school.  I’d been baking my whole life and I really wanted to go to culinary school, but… there’s more of a guarantee in nursing.”  She leaned against the counter, a bittersweet quirk to her lip.  “He died my senior year of high school… and then they read his will, and we found out that he’d saved up over a hundred thousand dollars for me to go to culinary school and start my own bakery.  He could’ve spent it on his medical bills and not worried so much about them, but…  He wanted me to go to school.  Follow my dream.”
He wished he had a father like that.  His ma was great, but… Joseph Rogers was a piece of fucking work.  He’d had to work two jobs during art school, which wasn’t an easy feat.  He had to help ma with the bills as well as pay for school as well as making sure his art homework actually got done.  Sometimes the paint on his canvas would still be wet when he left for class in the morning, and he’d have to hold it in a way that would ensure it didn’t get fucked up.
“That’s amazing,” he said quietly.  “Really…  You’re lucky.”
“Oh, I know,” she said, sitting up on the counter as she sipped at her coffee.  “I…  I got really lucky, having him as my dad…”
There was the sound of a timer going off on the oven, and she let out a squeak as she jumped down and ran for the kitchen.  “My cake!”
Steve Rogers was pretty convinced that she was the cutest fucking thing he’d ever seen.  She reminded him of the good girls in the forties, the good girls with the starched skirts and shining Mary Janes.  If they were in the forties, there was no doubt in his mind that she’d have pristine red lipstick and her hair would be in the most perfect victory curls.
But he liked her like this.  The twenty-first century had taken a while to grow on him, but…  Knowing that a woman could own her own business, choose her own life without as much backlash or hurdles to jump through…  It was amazing.
Helena was amazing.
He felt a spark in his heart that he hadn’t felt in so long.  Something he thought was impossible.  He’d thought his heart was out of commission.  It was over a hundred years old by now.  Shouldn’t he have needed some kind of transplant for… well… all his organs by now?
Steve perked up as she came back with the cake on a display tray.  “That smells absolutely delicious.”
“Well, we have to wait for it to cool down so I can ice it,” she said, her cheeks pink.
“Or we could just eat the entire thing right now.”
“Right now?” She giggled, shaking her head as she watched him.  “I do have to save some for the other customers.”
“What if I bought the entire thing?”
“The entire thing?!”
“The entire thing.”
She looked at him in a way he hadn’t been looked at before.  Or at least, not in a long time.
Like he wasn’t just the shield.  Like he wasn’t just a weapon.  It was… refreshing.  He could just be Steven with her.  Maybe he’d be Steven the Artist.  Yeah…  He could be Steven the Artist.
When she finally did serve him up a piece of the cake, he was quite sure he had died and gone to heaven.  “Holy shit, this is perfection,” he moaned, his eyes fluttering shut.
“Yeah?” Helena asked, her blue eyes bright with excitement.
“Yeah,” he said, grinning as he took another huge bite.  “I’d pay you to make me one of these every day for the rest of my life.”  His eyes met hers, and there was a change in the air.  There was definitely a… a moment.
He opened his mouth, ready to say something along the lines of, “Any chance you’d wanna go out for dinner sometime?”, when there was a knock on the door.
When Steve saw Bucky standing at the glass door, his car parked right outside, he seriously considered the possibility of shoving him into the first trash can he saw.
And from the look of realization on Bucky’s face, he knew it, too.
“I guess that’s my ride,” he said quietly as he looked at Helena’s sweet face.
“Oh,” she said, trying to hide her clear disappointment.
He stood up from the stool, shoving his hands in his pockets.  “Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow?  And I can pay you back for the coffee and the cake?”
Helena shook her head, a shy smile pulling at her lips.  “No… Don’t worry about it,” she said softly.  “Just…  I’ll see you tomorrow morning?”
“Yes, you will,” he said with a grin as he walked backwards towards the door.  “You’ll have some more of that cake, right?”
She nodded, trying to fight the instinct to bounce in excitement.  “One Brooklyn Blackout coming up.”
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