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[sophiethewitch1]

the start of the next chapter is just dick's confused internal monologue as tim looks on in euphoric delight at his misery.

[throwaway5835829643915835815]

I mailed Harte an empty box with a fake packing slip three weeks ago

LMAO??? You know if he hasn’t gotten it yet he’s probably gonna see this and Know Now right???

[caelanglang]

Had the special opportunity to !!! 👀✨

—treat myself and draw this self-indulgent book cover for a nonexistent project :,D) lmao

This is a prank, I’m sorry not sorry 😭🤚

[c4tto626]

what the fuck is going on why is my day suddenly cursed? last book i had to scan for work was 1004 pages, which. yeah annoying but i finished with 5 minutes to spare so whatever i'm done work week over! i get home. and step immediately into cat vomit. because somehow one of my cats has managed to vomit in 10 (!) neat little piles over the entire two meters of hallway in my apartment. fortunately i stepped into it with my shoes still on. unfortunately now i get to scrape cat vomit out of my soles. anyways. i start cleaning this all up, but my cats are obviously excited to see me so they try to get to me and i keep having to push them away because my hallway is very narrow and this is a fucking vomit obstacle course and it's just not fun for anyone involved (mostly me). as i'm doing this, cleaning up little piles of vomit while shoving cats away like i'm playing a tower defense game, a basket of shower supplies just falls to the ground in my bathroom? why? who the fuck knows. miniature earthquake? gravitational anomaly? bathroom's haunted? anyways, shampoo bottles and stuff all over the bathroom floor, creating obstacle course #2 as i carry my little tissue baggies of vomit to the toilet. while my cats obviously keep following me every step of the way. and then i realized i forgot to get groceries

[quiznak-ofgrayskull]

Could you draw the Darkleys kids??

Them <333 I love Gene and Brad so much actually they’re so fun hhhsjsjssjs

Just drew some random guys in the background for the sake of visual interest but I still tried to give them personality!

[godslittlesadge]

another thing i hatehatehate about inquisition is how the dialogue options dont let you be fun or interesting at all

[potatobugz]

hehehehe doing both 😈 I could not pass up the opportunity to do berdly... i am so ill about him

Sexuality Headcanon: oh this kid is definitely on the arospectrum..... maybe bi also

Gender Headcanon: I love love transmasc berdly hc so much!! cringefail loser boy (affectionate)

Ship I Have With Said Character: Krerdly (Kris & Berdly) <3 one, it would be really really funny if it was canon, and two, i love rivals to lovers forever and ever. gayming....

BROTP: i really really like Berdly & Noelle's friendship hehehe. Their dynamic is very fun sometimes, methinks....

NOTP: hmmm i dont. really like Berdly x Noelle as like a couple. i prefer them as silly friends

Random Headcanon: okok i think whenever berdly gets mad his feathers get all ruffled up ..... bird moment. also he FOR SURE has adhd i dont make the rules ✋

General Opinion: ok listen listen hear me out, when I first finished playing dr chapter 2 I got berdly brainrot SO BAD </3 he is my favorite character & I lov love love him forever and ever. Every time he appears in anything Deltarune related there's a little voice in the back of my head that's like "YOOO WOOO YAHOO ITS HIM!! ITS THAT GUY!!"

@cheemseburgar

[beansprouts]

when I first hit this dialogue option I went "huh???? since when do dragons, and by extension dragonborn, not need to shit? i don't remember this in Fizban's?" and it's been living rent-free in my head

and only today did I realize (when my partner pointed out) that maybe this line isn't meant to be taken at face value; the dragonborn character could totally be taking the piss out of Miscellaneous Goblin here. It's definitely in character for my Elly to do

what do y'all think???

optionally leave your xenobiological analysis in the tags and reblogs

[trynadollsiesplay]

Sunny Madison (S3E2): I'm scared, some of these pranks might start to target you.

The pranks: *Vanish. Dissapear. Never mentioned again.*

[comradeboyhalo]

why r vegetta viewers always fantasizing abt him brutally murdering other players

[fitzfunnymoments]

Tummy hurt ough </3

[faffodil]

three dapper young lads !!!

[chuu-huahua]

GUYS GUYS GUYS mental hospital patient x mental hospital patient. its a whole fyozai au, except sigma and nikolai get involved too.

im sorry i though about this on the way to school today and @downbadforpixels agrees with me. the entire meursault arc is just a vivid dream dazai is having, and in reality hes in a mental hospital with fyodor and nikolai with sigma as their doctor who is so so done with them. but theyre cute and the 4 of them cuddle together in a giant pile to sleep and its warm :D

[2jimbi]

a/n: this is terrible i am sorry

megumi kisses you on your cheek. “bye, i love you.”

you say it back and wave. “get home safe.”

he shuts your bedroom door and you can hear his footsteps growing quieter.

you peek open your blinds and see him standing on the corner of the street. you decide to play a silly prank on him.

meg ml <3

he’s gone, you can come over now :)

megumi doesn’t have his read receipts on, so you just pray he’ll see it before he leaves.

you check the blinds again and see he’s gone. you roll your eyes, sighing loudly and flopping back onto your bed. mission failed, but you’d get him next time.

then, you hear your window slowly opening.

you’re immediately startled but stay quiet. you watch the window intently. how did they even get up there? your room is on the second floor.

your worries quickly wash away when you see those familiar black spikes. he looks at you and you look at him.

“who are you fucking?” he asked, a hint of sadness in his tone.

you laugh loudly at his question. “how the hell did you get up here so quickly and quietly?”

“i have my secrets,” he climbs through your window and immediately begins looking through your closet and under your bed.

you watch him look around your room, trying to find the supposed man you’re hiding. “you look fucking crazy. there’s no one in here.”

he narrows his eyes. “did you lie to me?”

you grin and shrug. “perhaps.”

megumi shakes his head disappointed, though not surprised. “the second you texted me that, i ran back over here. i was gonna kill that fucking guy.” he sighed in relief.

you scoff. “oh come on, you knew i was joking!”

megumi shrugged and sat on your bed. “i knew that. you’re too much of a loser to have anyone else, no offense.”

you opened your mouth to offer a rebuttal, but the words die in your throat when you realize he’s right.

he watched the confident smirk die on your face and laughed. “cat got your tongue?”

you punch his arm playfully. “shut up. shouldn’t you be training with itadori right now?”

he placed a deep kiss on your lips. “training or sitting here and kissing a beautiful girl like you? yeah, i’m choosing the latter.”

[nulltune]

"It won't hurt, trust me." The tattoo machine next to him is real, though the tattoo itself- "just bite your lips for a few mins" although the steps he was taking were the same that a tattoo artist would take, he was pasting on her skin a fake tattoo rather than the prototype print. "Do you like how it looks? You can't change your mind later on" little does hakuno know that he is going to fake the entire process-

unprompted,  always accepting !   @mrhcre  ♡

❛   bite my lips for a few minutes ?   i'm sorry,  but i'd rather grit my teeth through the pain rather than make such a ridiculous expression.   ❜       how odd—  not the suggestion itself,  but that he was able to pick up on her ...  mild sense of unease in the first place.  hakuno had been completely unpeturbed up to this point  ——  easily going along with everything,  one might have even felt as though they were making the preparations to ink a tattoo upon a doll rather than a human.  her reactions,  however,  were present;  albeit miniscule,  barely noticeable.  a peculiar  ‘ mrrph ’  sound at the feel of the cool rubbing alcohol on the skin of her arm,  a slight narrowing of her eyes at the sight of the needle. she supposed ...  it does look a bit ...  scary  intimidating ...

—still,  such a method of self - comfort was unnecessary.  hakuno hardly bothered with such things,  and for this instance,  she has trust in aohitsugi's words.  he said that it wouldn't hurt,  and so she would have no reason to prepare for otherwise.

an unreadable gaze is what stares at the design,  and for a brief instance,  hakuno wonders just how did she get here  ( she knows full well how she did,  an inexplicably competitive spirit that took over and agreed to this damn bet she lost ) .       ❛   the design is ...  quite similar to yours.  i suppose we'd be matching in a way.   ❜       she comments it without much of a thought,  speaking easily and as bluntly as ever.       ❛   i'm not sure if i'm ready for that sort of commitment.   ❜       her words were merely a response to his,  so,  hakuno kishinami would remain unaware of how those two statements sound like when said one after another !

[witchesverse]

ouija board. (kinktober)

pairing: demon!wandanat x fem!reader

summary: after playing with an ouija board and forgetting to say goodbye, you let two horny demons into the world of living.

content: noncon, slight daddy kink, pussy eating, fingering, summoning demons with an ouija board, possibility scary descriptions of the demons ??, dom!wandanat, sub!reader implying kidnapping.

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You laughed as Kate, with a big grin, revealed the hidden Oujia board and candles from her backpack. You sat across from each other and she placed the board and candles in the middle.

"You cannot be serious, Kate." You said with a laugh.

"I was promised by the guy that we can actually summon things!" She explained for what felt like the millionth time.

You sighed, "Fine."

The candles were lit around the board and you both had your fingers on the pointer. You didn't believe in supernatural things, but Kate was obsessed with them. Ouija boards were a joke.

"Okay, ask now."

You wanted to argue that this wasn't real, but Kate looked so excited and you couldn't ruin that.

"How many spirits are here?"

There was nothing for a few moments, then, the pointer moved to the numbers.

2.

"Kate, you so just moved that."

"I swear I didn't!" She whined, "Ask again."

You rolled your eyes, not believing her.

"Who is here?"

It moved again.

D. A. D. D. Y.

"Daddy?" You laughed, "This spirit is a freak."

Kate urged you to continue asking.

"Where are you?"

B. E. H. I. N. D. Y. O. U.

You felt a chill run down your spine and glanced over your shoulder, seeing nothing. You cleared your throat and prepared to ask another question but Kate's phone rang.

"Shit. It's my mom, she knows I snuck out." Kate declined the call and stood, "I'll see you next weekend?"

You nodded, "Yeah, see you then."

At 3AM, you woke to the sound of your phone pinging with notifications.

katie <3: fuck. y/n did you say goodbye to the ouija board?

you: no?

katie <3: fuck fuck. dude, ur meant to say goodbye so you can close the door and stop spirits from entering the world of living.

you: sure kate. goodnight.

You switched your phone off and rolled over, wanting to get some sleep. In the corner of your eye, you noticed something in the corner of your room. It looked to be some type of human figure but deformed in a way you couldn't describe. Your window and door were closed, yet you felt a gush of cold air flow over you and shivered.

Your heart began to pound and your skin crawled with discomfort.

Another figure appeared in the corner of your room.

Kate is playing a stupid prank on me.

You sat up and reached for your light switch but your wrist was grabbed and long, cold fingers wrapped around your throat, squeezing slightly.

Your eyes widened and a whimper left your throat.

Minus the large horns, razor-sharp teeth, skin that appeared to be shattered, freezing cold skin, and dark black blood oozing from the body; it looked human.

"What the fuck are you?" You screamed.

The creature attempted to smile. It looked unnatural and made you feel sick to the stomach.

"Shouldn't have left the door open. You let daddy right in" It, no she, spat.

Your eyes widened. Kate wasn't joking about the Ouija board and leaving the door open. You had let two spirits into your home.

"I'm sorry, I didn't-"

"God, do mortals ever shut up?" Another female voice spoke with a thicker accent.

The hands around your throat were removed, and the new spirit caressed your face with the back of her hand. She looked similar to the other spirit.

"What are you?" You questioned, voice shaking.

"Demons, sweetheart." She swiftly replied "Hurry up, Natasha. I don't want to be here much longer."

Natasha, the first demon, ripped your blanket off your body. You cried out as she did the same to your clothes. You tried to crawl away from Natasha but she grabbed onto your hips and pinned you down.

"Go on, Wanda." Her tone was teasing "I know you want and miss it."

Wanda barred her teeth at Natasha, making your heart drop. It was a terrifying sight.

You tried to fight Natasha's hold, but she easily overpowered you and manhandled you until you were lying on your back and bare. She wrapped her arms around your thighs to keep them open and settled between them.

"Fuck you." Wanda hissed, sending Natasha a glare.

Natasha snarled and dug her fingernails into your thigh, making you whimper. You didn't understand their feud, but it seemed somewhat playful.

Your heart nearly leapt out of your chest as she squeezed your cheeks, forcing your tongue out and sat on your face. She rocked her hips back and forth, sighing in contentment as the pleasure spread across her body.

"That's it, baby," Natasha muttered, watching Wanda intently.

It was strange, but you didn't want to fight back. Your clit was throbbing and your skin felt hot. Your brain felt hazy and you struggled to form a thought that wasn't about pleasure.

You wrapped your arms around Wanda's thighs and pulled her closer. You alternated between lapping at her dripping cunt and sucking her clit.

Natasha slipped two fingers inside of you and kitten-licked at your clit. Her fingers felt like they were made for your pussy. Your walls clenched around her and you mewed loudly.

Wanda groaned and panted above you. Her slick was dripping down your chin to your neck. The taste of her was addictive.

"I'm gonna cum." Your words were muffled by Wanda, but the demons heard you. "Please, can I cum?"

"Oh, this one has manners, Natty." Wanda laughed above you. Her laughter was strained and whiney.

"Hold it." Natasha snapped.

You whined loudly, wanting to fight Natasha on her decision, but you felt like that would do more harm than good.

Wanda grabbed at your hair and pulled you further into her cunt. Her hips stopped grinding against your face and you moaned as spurts of liquid hit your face.

Your orgasm quickly followed.

You found yourself in Wanda's arms when you came down from your high. She caressed your face with the back of her hand with that sick, inhumane smile.

"I think we're gonna keep you."