#sorry for late post TT.TT

[applesandbannas747]

Hi! I recently came back to your fic Promised Things and I was curious as to what the significance of the house Nicholas had his eye on was? (It’s been a while since I’ve read this story, so please forgive me if is mentioned and that I simply don’t recall it).

My two theories were:

It’s a place he used to live in, or one that his mother always talked about living in.

It’s a house Nicholas fell in love with while browsing for places to live (pre-Seiji), and represents a life that he thought he couldn’t have (on a car mechanic’s paycheck).

Anon I hope to hell you're still out there/see this, I'm so sorry I'm so slow to respond to things lately TT.TT it means so much to me that you thought enough about Promised Things to wonder about stuff and ask!! I love you!!

In answer to your question-- the significance to the house is profound to Nick in the way that it holds no 'real' significance at all. It's not anywhere he used to live or anywhere he'd ever seen before house hunting with Seiji. It was just the sort of house that he might have liked to live in another life. He moved around a lot as a kid, including getting evicted a handful of times, so a house at all represents a sort of permanence he never expected to have. House hunting with Seiji, of course, turned up fancy mansions Nick would never have chosen for himself and rather than representing stability (and the freedom that comes with being financially secure enough to own a house), promised a different type of prison. Something permanent and absolute and opposite to the life he wants. So the nice but not extravagant house that caught his eye was this fantasy from both standpoints in his life--both stability and freedom. Nick closed out of the tab with its listing 'choice' isn't an option for him. Certainly not with Seiji, who turns choice into a bargaining chip. But then Seiji buys them that house anyway, and it's kind of this little lighthouse in the storm for him.

So you got it pretty close with your second theory, it's just that it represented a life he couldn't have post-Seiji either.

Thank you again for reading and reaching out!! 💜💜💜

[mylovelookup]

I love your art and I want you to know that I was following you before because of your hotd art on twitter and I managed to get interested in Saltburn thanks to you! I also really appreciated the art you made for some fics in the fandom (you made so many I’m in awe and !jealous! cuz I’m a fic author too and I’d kill for anyone as good as you to draw anything inspired by my work) because it allowed me to read some really awesome work by very talented writers! I just wanted to know if I may ask, if you’ll ever post hotd works again? Are you still interested in hotd? Also, and I hope it’s not too rude to ask this and if you’re uncomfortable please don’t feel obligated to, why did you delete a good chunk of your hotd art on twitter? And some of your saltburn art on here as well? And your hotd fics too which btw I ADORED TT.TT. I must confess I’m almost annoyed at how talented you are because you make art that’s THIS good and I know your writing doesn’t fall behind either! Is there any chance you’ll write again? Or publish those fics again? I miss them so much TT-TT

Hi anon! Sorry for the late reply btw! Thank you so much you're too kind 😭 but I'm glad my brainless art is gathering some attention for the fandom and for the fics that honestly deserve all the attention they can get. And I'm delighted you share the same feelings about them!

About HOTD...I currently have no plans of posting anything related to it in the near future. I do some sketches here and there but for now I have no interest in posting anything. Maybe the upcoming season will inspire me, who knows? 🤗 I don't follow fandom related stuff anymore because it's almost impossible to without running into some idiotic and useless discourse online (especially on twitter/X) that does not escalate to gratuitous cruelty but I do still love my greens 🥹. I deleted some of my work, for both HOTD and Saltburn, because with time my eyes grow more critical and I simply didn't like them anymore (more like I despised them to the point where I wanted to make printed copies for the sole purpose of spitting on them lmao). The same thing goes with my fics unfortunately. However I have half the mind redraw some of the Saltburn fanart I deleted.

Thank you anon, I'm not sure I deserve the praise as an author but this made blush all the same 🥲. You're so so kind. Too kind.

I don't think I'll ever post my old fics again (I've only written 3 in total, so not much) mainly because I think I already deleted the original draft and anything related to it 😭. I'm sorry anon!

[woohyunbiased]

210208 Infinite Official Twitter Update

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[thatdamnokie]

so, as everybody knows, our man, the lovely mark strong, turned 57 this past august 5th

since the kingsman films have had a huge influence on several aspects of my day-to-day life (gee, wonder what group of people i could be referring to...), i decided to sit down and do something i’ve been thinking about since getting my medical card earlier this year: getting high as a kite and watching them back-to-back.

to celebrate mark’s birthday, i decided to do another running commentary post like the one i did for rocknrolla ages ago, under the cut. it’s a pretty similar style, which is to say not necessarily super coherent and might be hard to understand if you’ve never seen the movies. D:

there are some mentions of the roanoke society, but not many.

if even just one person finds this mildly entertaining for four seconds, then i’ll have done my job. there is a lot of cursing and this is NOT spoiler-free.

enjoy~

edited 9.1.20 to correct typos and such, please remember that i was Not Sober while i wrote this lmao

how many times have i watched these movies at this point? i don’t even know.  

i always liked the nifty like—retro arcade marv opening animation

and the thing with the tapes! we love book-ending devices!

kingsman: badass motherfuckers worldwide incorporated

like why was merlin even with them? i understand why lee and james would be there, but merlin, was he not acting quartermaster then?

i have SO MANY FEELINGS about lee unwin

i think it haunts harry and merlin more than anyone thinks, but these are fun spy movies so we just don’t talk about trauma and shit, don’tcha know

don’t look at how merlin tears up and tell me he doesn’t drink about it *HEAVILY* later

it’s such a stark contrast to see the 1990s interior vs. what it’s like when eggsy’s grown :(

michelle baby i’m so sorry. you deserved better than this.

and BABY EGGSY

omg. like this scene is both heartbreaking but is also adorable.

colin firth has gd anime legs, that dude had to straight up unfold himself as he stood up lmao

aaannnnd swooping logo, whooooo, goin’ over some mountains~

and mark hamill, ladies and gentlemen!

this whole thing with james deciding to kinda go rogue makes me wish that we knew more about his backstory as well. like, is this james being james, or was this a weird one-off situation and he was just unlucky?

YES unlucky. nobody could plan for the hurricane of sleek destruction that is gazelle

who has one of my favorite aesthetic designs as a villain (although i guess i’d put her more on maybe henchman level? but idk, it seems like valentine looked at her more as a partner, less like an assistant? and they had a very interesting chemistry together too, like i would’ve added more valentine x gazelle scenes)

i would LOVE to be this chill about just—draping blankies over bodies

blankies over bodies sounds like a cool band name

DIBS you guys can’t have it

i am SO GLAD samuel l. jackson gave valentine a lisp!

valentine, to me, does fit a lot of the usual spy movie villain tropes

but since this movie doesn’t take itself super serious, it’s more fun than annoying

and we never hear about any of the other knights?? like

half of this is just gonna be me whining for additional footage that there just wouldn’t have been room for realistically lmao

michael caine, you are lovely

MARK STRONG, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

WITH LEGS THAT DON’T QUIT AND AN ACCENT THAT I’D DIE FOR

i’m an embarrassment

like let’s all stop and thank god that mark didn’t have time to learn the welsh accent

not that i would’ve been disappointed, because all accents are good accents on this blog

but at this point i can’t imagine merlin as—not scottish

“try picking a more suitable candidate this time”

arthur you DICK

like were you this cold-blooded when lee died, you fuckin’ reptilian-ass son of a bitch

no wonder you were charlie’s pledge person thing

and enter the fabulous taron egerton, stage left!

DEAN you are DISGUSTING

god, michelle, you need better friends, if you were my bro this entire relationship would’ve never happened

;-; and eggsy’s so sweet with his sister! i know there probably wasn’t “room” for it but i AM glad that there are scenes showing that family is one of eggsy’s kinda “core values”or whatever you want to call it

dude is a hufflepuff through and through imo

can you imagine eggsy as a villain? we would be so fucked. he’s sly, he’s smart, he could’ve made life v e r y difficult for lots of people if he really wanted to

but look at him with the squad!

eggsy’s just like the british version of a good ol’ boy

this car scene is some dukes of hazzard bullshit (ramp-jumping and fun car horn aside)

if butterflies are harry’s main symbolic critter, would foxes be eggsy’s? or would it be a pug instead? i guess that’s like asking if harry would be either a butterfly or a cairn terrier, like mr. pickle. let’s say both.

this fandom is pretty on top of character associations like that

you get symbolic associations! YOU get symbolic associations! EVERYONE gets symbolic associations whether they’re actually in the canon or not! don’t have any? don’t worry, we’ll assign you at least one!

the guy playing the interviewing officer is ALSO the patriarch in the witch which i didn’t realize until—like, a while after

and it was while @circlesofbone​ was visiting, and we were just “oh, okay, guess we can’t escape this cast at all, this is fine”

“your father saved my life.”

harry you’re such a fucking peacock, waiting all posted up and posing so you’ll look cool

you big doofus

i’d kill to be inside his head during this first conversation with eggsy though

like is eggsy like lee? is harry seeing lee the entire time he’s talking to his son, in his mannerisms, how he carries himself, how he speaks?

or is eggsy the opposite? which—i don’t know if that would somehow be sadder?

there’s just a lot going on in the background of this bit that’s left up to interpretation

“although i’m sure it’s well-founded—“

harry’s just so casual about this entire thing, nobody’s that casual without practice

harry you rabble-rouser, what kind of life have you led

“manners. maketh. man.”

our timeless motto, my flowers

kingsman STILL to this DAY has some of the most well-choreographed fight scenes i’ve ever seen??

like yeah the church scene but even just this initial bar fight

harry could’ve been a dancer

in a way i guess he already is

like he moves so fluidly and gracefully, it is BONKERS

colin you did so good! i’m so proud!

the way eggsy’s just O.O

whether or not you ship hartwin, like, you gotta admit, that was hot

and his BODY LANGUAGE, he’s sitting like RAMROD straight, this poor dude lmao

nobody prepares you for a situation like that in public school is all i’m saying

harry, exiting stage left like a suave, smooth motherfucker

remember when iggy azalea was relevant

ugghhhh i hate this part

“I WASN’T WITH NO ONE”

can you imagine being harry hart listening to your dead friend’s son getting the shit beat out of him

like, surely he heard the cleaver, he knows dean was going to fucking gut eggsy right?

listen to how cold and icy his voice gets, oof

yeah, he’s pissed, and dean is lucky

PARKOUR

ugh, i want to go to london ;-; i want to walk in front of the shop and visit harry’s house and kiss cute english boys

i’d like to think harry’s super excited to show eggsy everything but he’s gotta keep it dialed back because “decorum”

the way eggsy pauses though

“come on.”

and he says it so softly.

if i was eggsy, i’d be nervous, too.

but i didn’t realize how quickly harry tries to give off signals like “hey there’s no reason to be scared.”

“like my fair lady?” “well, you’re full of surprises.” <3 one of my favorite sceneeesss.

harry’s voice is so soothing but eggsy is so freaked out by the elevator that he’s just—there’s no room for anything else beyond processing the elevator lmao

“how deep does this fucking thing go?” asking the real questions

aannnddd KINGSMAN BULLET TRAIN

i’d like to think they have like soft jazz or something playing in there

and then they get to the hangar and there are obviously a buuuuunch of people out on the tarmac that we just—never hear about? i just assume they’re all like technical officers or maybe other agents

“your father had the same look on his face. … as did i.”

harry is already rooting for him.

“late again, sir.”

that. brogue.

fuck, i could listen to him talk for hours, scottish accents are my favorite thing

#squadgoals

not a very diverse cast :/

the body bag speeeeech

and of course nobody was in any actual danger, but merlin doesn’t want them to know that so he becomes mr. hard as steel, i am emotionally stoic at all times, do not test me you bunch of rugrats

“classic army technique.”

ROXY

ROXY I WANT TO JUST HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS TT.TT

aannnnddd charlie, also

who we might’ve found sympathy for if we knew aaannyytthiinnggg else about his backstory

like, could he just be Like That, yeah

but most people i know who are assholes like that are that way because their parents were first /shrug/

can hardly fault the dude for turning out like that when poison was all he was given to drink

anyone else a hundred percent positive they would’ve drowned in the first trial

i would absolutely have panicked and bit it

but then again, i’m not kingsman material, i’m roanoke

and if this is the exact same test that merlin and harry went through, does that mean there might be some weird drowning trauma hidden back in there that’s just ANOTHER thing we’re not gonna talk about?

(yes the correct answer is yes)

god that’s such an american response to the problem though

glass can’t cause problems if it’s in a million pieces!

“yeah you can wipe those smirks off your faces…”

i wonder if there was ever a situation where a trainee actually drowned

and i don’t mean like amelia, i mean some poor kid who just failed the test

merlin knows how to put the fear of god in people though!

and mark strong, very handsome, yes, very scary, also yes

he and colin both look like they’re 80 percent leg in every single scene

harry literally had brain matter smatter ALL OVER HIS FACE and still somehow had the mental facilities to be aware of those dudes, leave a bomb and dive out of a window (and then escape said dudes)

billy badass, y’all

“just get it done.” okay, i took back what i said earlier, maybe he does see her as more of an assistant, less than a partner. their relationship is weird.

the puppy scene!

“it’s a bulldog innit?”

YASSSS the golden trio

because of what happened with our other canon charlie has become a weird character for me to watch, like, yeah, i “watch” charlie be himself in tss but the charlie i “see” is like—”our” charlie.

“bollocks!” and then he just runs with jb in his vest, makes me smile

aannddd we see valentine’s super cool factory

harry your hair gets so long <3

“water!” wow, who wants to bet that the fact he was instantly screaming means that maybe he’s gonna have some stuff to talk about in therapy later

roxy baby i’m sorry they made you hold the balloon and have to trust these dumbasses to not shoot you on accident

i would trust roxy to not shoot me

i love, love love valentine’s house

it’s gorgeous

set design is always such a cool way for filmmakers to include details about a character using pure aesthetics and i’m such a slut for it

tilde!

see also: one of the characters done the WORST by these movies imo!

the fact that she not only says no, she says no with enthusiasm and gets blatantly pissed, is one of the best insights we get into tilde’s character and then it just—gets wasted

like it takes three steps and then gets mowed down in the hallway like her guards

i would never be given the opportunity to be asked if i wanted an implant but i draw the line at having stuff put into my neck

awwww harry’s so proud!

that finger point “yeah, see, be more like your uncle”

merlin is SO TALL

“a bit much innit?”

he’s just—tapping a normal clipboard

… nobody wanna talk about how that’s a normal clipboard

anyway

i also love how they show him in professor sweaters for the beginning acts of the movie

definitely a softer aesthetic than one would guess for a dude who apparently did field missions sometime within the past decade or so, but i also have a theory that lee’s death directly contributed to merlin maybe being the man behind the screen as opposed to afield

because trauma is a thing but this is a FUN movie so we’re NOT gonna talk about it

“you’re gonna be all right. you’re top of the class!” this was the scene that made my mom a reggsy shipper

regardless of how you feel about them as a couple, their friendship is one of the best things about this movie, along with their dynamic with charlie, asjdnaskdjna WHY could we not have had a trio movie instead

eggsy you show-off “lemme just throw my arms up and dip outta this plane like it’s not a big deal”

roxy you can do it!

ugh, there goes my baby, off to have a near-death experience under merlin’s immediate supervision lmao

“good girl, rox, glad you made it!”

guys, they’re just kids.

i love this big group scene because it reminds us that these are just young folks, still

“my, my, you’re all very cheerful...”

“rufus, come on!” dude eggsy—and not even just eggsy, charlie and rox too--at least made an attempt at teamwork. you get points for that bro

but man, for all they know, they’re about to beef it in a very permanent way, i’d be freaking out too

merlin getting caught up in the drama

because again, he’s supposed to know that eggsy has a parachute

i think he wasn’t prepared for these two to get that close to not making it and that’s why we see him break face and drop his mug

*WHAM*

i HATE the sound of them landing

it’s not like you can hear bones breaking but it hurts me, guys

and then there were three

plus one daddy long legs quartermaster

“if you have a complaint you come here and you whisper it in my ear.”

yes SIR

“you need to take that chip off your shoulder.”

merlin coming’ in with the tough love portion of the kingsman core squad

there’s no reason for me to think harry’s persona was inspired by cruella de ville somehow but i do anyway

she reveals the mcdonald’s and valentine is just :D

idk if he was expecting a specific reaction or was just excited to see a reaction period

valentine is definitely a fun villain, which, given the tone of the movie, makes sense, it’s all supposed to be fun

one of the reasons i love kingsman is that it’s like, this golden ray of goofy cinematic fuckery in a world of grim!dark remakes and other superhero/spy films who are presented as more serious stories

“and thank you for such a—happy, meal.”

harry got a puppy smile

but see, then, here at his house he’s a lot more relaxed with gazelle! like, patting her butt, etc.

maybe what we see of their relationship is dependent on setting, because valentine himself has it compartmentalized?

perrrrrrhaps

“and i am never, EVER GOING TO AGREE!”

tilde, you deserved better, and i think all the weird hate you get from our ohana is unfair

you don’t twist a runner’s ankle before the race starts and then get mad when they don’t win

your story was mishandled from the beginning

asmr: hanging out with the golden trio watching worrying news in the kingsman trainee bunker room

the way he says “biblical sense” lmao

i have never been able to figure out if the way he says that line is supposed to infer spiritual respect, or lack of it, but i might be looking too into it

“it’s an acquired taste, mate.”

what—what would you even do if you were at a club and three people as hot as taron, ed and sophie all came up and start talking to you at the same time

like i know the target got up and left pretty quick because of the training exercise

but i’d be doing it because i’m ugly and if three hot people are all talking me up at a bar something is Bad and Wrong

which—the CAHONES on both eggsy and roxy

they both literally said “yeah i’m willing to die for this organization that hasn’t even given me a permanent place yet, what of it”

look at harry’s dimples in this scene, he is fighting a huge grin, he’s SO PROUD

i know that charlie’s response is supposed to be just more fodder into the “charlie hesketh is a tool” fire

but given that i’m not unconvinced that his home life wasn’t super shitty, like—

idk, this makes this scene a lot less fun to me. it makes it sad.

like, maybe charlie didn’t even want to be there deep down, maybe this was all for like, arthur, or his dad, or some other person he looked up to

and the way merlin looks when he tells charlie to go home, the way that he’s kinda grimacing? i’m wondering if he’s along the same kind of feeling. he’d know more about charlie’s history

have i also mentioned how much i love harry’s war room?

“YES harry!”

an evil plan is being born!

“true nobility is being superior to your former self.”

eggsy is still in his club clothes, so like—has he slept? y’all let those kids sleep after fucking drugging them, right? … guys?

“—when one is popping ones cherry.”

and eggsy is just CHEESING he is SO EXCITED

am i the only one who wants to learn more about the store clerk guy though?

he’s like the one person around who’s legit just there to run the shop

has no idea about any of the spy stuff happening

his name is donald, he’s married with three children and has two spaniels he loves

“THAT is sick.”

i would KILL for this room.

i don’t need anything in here for any reason but still

foreshadowing, foreshadowing, foreshadowing, more foreshadowing—

harry is such a NERD

“put it back, eggsy.”

the amount of self-control it would take to not have a sudden change in expression in that moment, omg

i wonder how THAT gets trained up in kingsman

“i guarantee it.” ha, get it, it’s a reference to that one commercial

“y’all—talk so funny.”

and this all means that they had a contact at that hat shop and got all that info to them before valentine got there, and somehow made sure he did end up buying a hat that they could also successfully put a bug on, how deep does this goooooo

“jack bauer?”

it says a lot about eggsy that out of all the jb’s it could’ve been, it was jack

uggghhhhhh of course they HAD to do this scene with eggsy with arthur

obviously harry couldn’t do it

i just think most of us would NOT be fans of arthur at this point in the movie, we’re all rooting for eggsy, like, he needs this moment with this other character because we gotta drive home that he’s an asshole

also—would have absolutely failed that test

and i’m not sorry at all

“welcome to kingsman--lancelot.”

i was really happy that it was a female agent who ended up getting the handle

aannddd more echoes of past scenes, man, nobody can say that this crew wasn’t intentional with their cinematography

when eggsy rolls the window down you can see his chest moving up and down, like, he is MAD

dean you asshole

so no wonder he gets so pissed that the car suddenly decides “nope, no, we’re not doing this, c’mon”

this entire conversation at harry’s house is—tense

and you don’t pick up on it the first time, i don’t think, but uh

i’m seeing it now

harry’s not just mad, he’s hurt, and eggsy’s furious but he’s also maybe regretting his actions.

it’s these two men who are rapidly trying to figure out their headspaces and trying to figure out how to navigate this situation with each other

and the way eggsy tries to apologize ;-;

kentucky is a beautiful state, actually

ohhhhhh y’alllll

we’re at the churrrccchhhh

we’re gettin’ closer to the coolest part of the movieeeee

it’s telling that gazelle was trying to make sure that they’d be safe

“… so hail satan, and have a lovely afternoon madame.”

the most metal lines colin firth has ever uttered on camera

the siren noise after it’s switched on bothers me in a way i can’t quite articulate

it might be because i have silent hill-colored trauma, who knows

FREEEEEE

BIIIRRRDDDDDDD

THE GREATEST ACTION TRACKING SHOT IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA

but then eggsy and merlin are reacting aaaanndddd it’s—a lot less fun

because you realize that they’re watching their bro mercilessly slaughter innocent people and not stopping

and still not stopping

and still not stopping

but plot twist, i’m really glad they kept the track going, because if they’d suddenly picked *this* part of the scene to get serious, that would’ve brought the mood down so low that i don’t think there would’ve been any bouncing back

i just

how do people exist who aren’t attracted to harry hart

that man is a machine

and colin worked so hard to be able to do the scene himself, and that work SHOWS, that man cuts a FIGURE

i don’t know how they managed to somber it up just the right amount, either? maybe because they waited for the “fun action sequence” to be over so there wouldn’t need to be noise that had to be masked by a fun rock track?

“… what did you do to me.”

i cannot imagine what harry was feeling in that moment.

the way he spoke it was like he didn’t even have time to be afraid to die

“that tends to happen when you shoot somebody in the head. feels good, right?”

“no, it does not feel good!”

i love that exchange because we normally hear the opposite.

also—whiplash.

mark has this way of expressing grief without showing any—blatant signs.

like merlin’s not especially tearful, or crying, but his eyes look MASSIVE. and SAD. and he has just the tiiiiiniest tremor in his voice.

and eggsy, dude, like, we’ve all had it come on us really quick and suddenly it’s like your chest is pumping like a piston and when did it get so hard to breathe?

ARTHUR you REPULSE me

like look at how egssy’s shoulders sag when he realizes that arthur isn’t on his team

and in a way, this is eggsy’s final test as a kingsman trainee, imo

do you realize how quickly he had to assess what was happening and figure out what to do, all without arthur noticing?

“you are all alone. it is all up to you. remember all you have learned. good luck.”

it’s a very—almost horror-esque situation from that pov

and he passed with flying colors to go on his first true mission, because after he puts on the suit, that’s his visual cue of graduating, if that makes sense

that’s the knight putting on his armor.

“i’d rather be with harry. thanks.”

“so be it.”

*click*

me: *laughing at arthur’s big dumb stupid head*

… man i’d love a replica of that decanter and glasses set though

not to mention that eggsy recognized the flaws in arthur’s character and weaponized them, which is a whole other level of shit that isn’t necessarily easy; he knew that arthur carried the kind of pride that would leave him open

god, he looks so exhausted though when rox has him at gunpoint.

i think he was being pretty serious, about harry

sick helipaaaaaaad

that thing looks vaguely like a rock-‘em sock-‘em robot but in pieces though

more grandpa sweaters <3

man. you can see roxy swallow, you know she’s scared, but then she just sets her jaw and—

roxy baby you are the best i love you

i like the vintage vibe of the mountain lair

i think that’s another visual poke at the aesthetic themes of some of the older, og spy flicks out there

merlin looks SO LANKY walking back to the plane for some reason??

he stays until the last second for roxy. that’s love right there.

“a bespoke suit always fits.”

which can be good spiritual life advice too but that’s a separate conversation

“what the fuck is WRONG with you people?”

and his fuckin’ disco ball

uuggggghhhhh his speech reminds me of so many… “public figures” that i dislike

even though it’s obviously a bad thing that the chips are everywhere, i appreciate that phones and such are being shown in a positive manner (like, michelle talking to someone in the park, people at a ball game taking selfies, people at the beach, etc.) because i get so sick of that anti-tech boomer humor tbh

and the big reveal of eggsy in his suitttt

A KNIGHT IS BORN

“how’s the view?”

“hideous.”

you’re allowed to be crabby baby, you just let it out.

“lookin’ good, eggsy.”

“feelin’ good, merlin.”

merlin is so calm heading into the fortress and i don’t know if it’s because he’s very, very good at compartmentalizing and that’s genuinely how he is at the moment or if he’s that way through extreme self-control and effort

he can rock a pilot’s uniform though

just like eggsy can rock a suit

they’re both so handsome, help

i also wonder how eggsy’s feeling right then

like, i’d imagine that the pressure of having to perform a role to literally save the world would be enough to distract him from the bite of grief

that’s—probably enough to distract everyone, tbh

i a hundred percent believe there are breakdowns we don’t see

i wonder if eggsy told tilde he’d spoken to lindstrum(sp?) after everything was said and done

like, that’d be some kind of weird foreshadowing in hindsight

this scene is anxiety-inducing in a big way so to distract myself i imagine roxy as a mech pilot

dude i’d totally watch sophie in a role like that, like, let her be in a movie like pacific rim, she’d kick ass

and now we have The Chaos

otherwise known as that point when Everything Is Happening All At Once All The Time

also a thing that doesn’t exist in spy movies: hearing damage

because like his voice is right in eggsy’s ear and without it he’d have a LOT harder time surviving

imagine being an agent, merlin trying to talk to you, but something either hits your ear or goes off right next to it and suddenly it’s just silent

SYSTEM FAILURE

YAAASSSSS

WE WIN

GGOOOAAAAALLLLLL

THE AUDIENCE IS DOING THE WAVE

except JUST KIDDING

The Chaos 2 Electric Boogaloo!

merlin with a huge gun: hot, also, very scary

eggsy is just 10000% done

“this is mine. i’ll show you yours.”

i wonder who e man was supposed to be that valentine called.

like is that a reference to a real person that i just did’t catch?

… elon musk? maybe? idk

eggsy slides like a gd anime character

when he uses the rainmaker, it’s just like harry’s protecting him from somewhere else

(oh—wait, technically kentucky, i guess)

“merlin, i’m fucked.” you can hear the anger there. not only did he fail, but he—and everyone else—is about to die

but this? this is the pinnacle of eggsy showing himself as a kingman agent

he was staring death straight in the mouth and STILL

SOMEHOW

REMEMBERED THE IMPLANTS

so i guess if i say that the moment when he puts on the suit is when he becomes a true agent, then maybe this is the moment when he becomes galahad.

*bobs head to pomp & circumstance*

i remember getting a huge kick out of how colorful they made this

because in real life you know a bunch of people literally blowing up would be like—DISGUSTING

viscera everywhere

no fun rainbow mushroom clouds

“i’ve always wanted to kiss a princess.”

ANOTHER knight reference, very clever matthew

mmmmm Do Not Like that noise

aaaannndddd *that* line

which—maybe that’s mr. vaughn’s sense of humor, or what he thinks the sense of humor his core demographic has, idk

but it always kinda rubbed me the wrong way

the mass brawl scenes are edited so like--jarringly compared to the other fight scenes in the movie

that’s probably for a reason

also, a showdown to the tune of something disco: kind of another trope homage

this shot of gazelle is so sick, i love everything about it, she is so cool

this entire fight with eggsy is awesome tbh

we got a little bit of what gazelle can look like in combat earlier with tilde’s guards, but now we get this epic showdown seeing her at her full potential against someone who’s actually a challenge

and the way valentine is shouting for her to kick his ass from upstairs and yelling encouragement lmao that’s how real friends act when there’s a fight

daisy ;-; ugh, that’s the visual gutpunch that makes it juuuuuust serious enough by reminding us of the stakes

which is why it’s fitting that then we see the Slo-Mo K.O.

and that smile with the fun little chimes in the back, lmao

and eggsy, quick on his feet again byyyy being quick on gazelle’s feet—foot—whatever

man, impalement deaths are always fun.

coulda done without the vomiting but that’s also one of valentine’s quirks that makes him different from a cookie cutter villain

aaannddd have a heavy sigh from merlin

that dude needs a full-body massage and a drink

“is this where you say some really bad pun?”

reminder: i love that this movie is self-aware! i could not picture a super serious kingsman movie! i just picture something depressing!

there had to have been a better option besides—this, for this eggsy/tilde ending scene

i’m not saying i’m mad it ended with them fucking, i’m mad that the extent of the joke was anal and that was it.

also the idea of my boss possibly seeing me having sex would have me a little more concerned about the hardware on my face, but okay??

aannddd the tapes.

gah, we love visual throwbacks!

we love being able to see that despite all this growth and change, family remains very important to eggsy—he hasn’t changed into a different person, he has grown more into himself than ever before! THIS! THIS is eggsy unwin!

… GET READY FOR IT

time for tgc! (and to get into my roanoke feels, maybe, this is the nexus where our canons connect)

the BAGPIPES

okay

i did not stop to consider how unpleasant this was going to be to watch stoned but we’re gonna power through it and get through it together

if i cry i cry

the way the music swells into the main theme <3

and the perfect reveal for our boy eggsy!

reflected in gold, looking sharper than broken glass

and SUDDENLY CHARLIE

the pacing in tgc leads me to believe that matthew had huge plans for this movie, and a lot of cool stuff probably ended up on the cutting room floor for time

i also love that they brought charlie back

i love his voice box and his cool robot arm

and i’m not just saying that because it made it super easy to blend him into our canon, either, this is like—charlie’s evil twin in terms of his new aesthetic, the contrast is really cool

YYAASSSS THIS SCENE

WITH PRINCE PLAYING??

*CHEF’S KISS*

like we are IMMEDIATELY thrown back into the gold parts of it all, like how physics is a little broken so we can do cool shit like have a knockdown drag-out fight all within the space of a small cab

i wonder what would’ve hurt charlie worse—being thrown onto his organic side, or having all his weight land on his metal arm if it hadn’t disattached

but then he’s up and standing so i guess we’re fine?

MERLIN! <3

otherwise known as the character entrance that literally changed my life

i try not to think about it too much or i get weirded out

ANYWAY

(and to think i almost never even saw the movie)

Sick Car Chase, Bro

and as an american, like, everything’s on the opposite side to me, it’s stressful to watch a little bit

“i seem to remember in your training you were rather good at holding your breath.”

man, that’s uh—kind of a macabre thing to say, merlin

just a little bit

i’m not even gonna attempt to hold my breath to see if i’d survive this scene just assume i’m dead in that universe

we all live in a kingsman subarmine, a kingsman submarine, a kingsman submarine~~

“not boasting, but i trained him well enough that even he wouldn't mess that up.”

merlin are you okay??

gah, i love that chest-deep laugh though.

is it real love if they won’t crawl through the sewer to get to your house in time

i love that harry’s house looks basically the same

i know they talk about eggsy not wanting to change anything in the novelization but i haven’t read it yet so I’m not a hundred percent sure what all is in there

and we still get to see him hanging with his friends, and his girlfriend, like, this dude is still all about the family

“wwwwOOOOO!”

i love this group so much omg

for as much as he’s galahad, he’s still eggsy

the transition in the weed bag looks super cool

… oh, i guess watching this while high makes the main storyline hit a bit different

welp

i love that poppy is an aesthetic slut and really doesn’t give a shit about anyone’s opinion about how she makes her space

like, “i want a big 50s-style diner with a gourmet kitchen that i can cook people in, soooooo i’m getting one”

it’s also refreshing to see julianne moore in a bad guy role!

not that i’m super familiar with her filmography but i feel like i’ve mostly seen her cast as like a good guy?

i could be wrong

awwwww jet and bennie!

there’s so much to love about this set

cannibalism and the fact that she bulldozed jungle to build all this aside (suspend that belief!)

the breakfast sceeeeeene

it’s so bittersweet, for obvious reasons

and it’s more evidence that he’s not super ready to move on into new territory yet, like making new memories with tilde that ring close to home

“i wish i could have met him.”

and the way he has to turn away, ugh.

eggsy. i’m sorry.

tilde, i’m sorry, too. you had good intentions, but they lost against his pain.

michael gambdon! the new arthur we didn’t know we wanted until we got him.

charlie had a moral glo-down, it’s fine, happens to everybody

FFFFFF his imitation of merlin lmfao

man, poor charlie, like

you wake up, you can’t make a sound, your arm has been blown off and your family’s dead

like his reaction to that entire scenario isn’t entirely unrealistic, i’m just saying

also LOOK AT ROX

omg everyone in this movie can wear the FUCK out of suit, y’all

man, i’ve gotten a few tattoos that were exquisitely painful—i can’t imagine how much it would suck to do it with literal molten metal

dude this means clara laid on her stomach and probably screamed at the floor as she got hers D:

this kinda—riffs off of hannibal, a teeny-tiny bit

like we’re so overloaded with the aesthetics and behavior of a certain character so it’s like, we forget about the much darker parts untillllll there’s a mood change and we’re looking at that dude’s legs, to the burger this other dude puts in his mouth, and thinking “oh, oh dear, ew”

i love eggsy in the orange jacket <3 snaps for the wardrobe crew across this series.

tilde’s face, omg, she was heart-eyeing so bad. and like, that little proud nod at her dad (who was of course being Like That on purpose)

and roxy, coming in in the clutch, you are tonight’s MVP

uggghhhhh i hate this part

because again, it’s just--a bunch of bad shit colliding outside of anyone’s control

(it was also really jarring seeing the war room with blank walls the first time i watched this)

like—granted, you should maybe not touch stuff that’s not yours, but…

like we *just* saw eggsy and brandon in a very casual, intimate scene with each other, how can anyone get angry with brandon?

this is all stress-inducing

i remember being in the theater watching this and feeling like i was watching some awful slow motion car wreck and i couldn’t look away

idk what other story i would’ve wanted to see but i was NOT a fan of Sudden Death For Christmas, especially concerning roxy!

and poppy is such a *bright* villain, not just because of taste but because of her personality, which is another weird thing to have next to the cannibalism

gaaahhhh charlieeee your arm is so cooooool

this shot is gorgeous and incredibly depressing.

what do you do?

gah, and the way merlin comes out of the dark, like

i probably would’ve drawn a gun on him too

“you think *i* would?”

this scene shows 1. how much he trusts eggsy to not shoot him, and/or 2. how good merlin is at compartmentalizing, because this is an even bigger blow than harry’s death, and he’s following the protocol like it’s an art form

i hope that we see some reference to this safe in the next movie, that’d be a cool way to tie the narratives all together

“i suppose that must be upper class humor. … i don’t get it.”

reminder, merlin is working class.

if you’re a ho for this fandom and went and bought this whiskey specifically because of this movie clap your hands *clap clap*

and they proceed to just get HAMMERED

“country rooaaddsss… take me hoooooome…”

another reminder: kentucky is a beautiful state!

i would love to tour a whiskey distillery, that’d be super cool

“shame it’s not scotch”

again, with his weird night vale clipboard.

who would win: two highly-trained kingsman agents vs. one (1) cowboy

channing tatum, ladies and gentlemen!

“y’all look damn sharp!”

i am forever gonna be mad we didn’t get more of tequila in this movie, and not just because of roanoke either, but like, “that dog don’t hunt,” whatever he has in his mouth sealed a leak in a barrel, and it took him all of two minutes to incapacitate both eggsy AND merlin? hello??

i’m glad we’ll get to see more of him in the another movie.

“you know why the measurement of alcohol is called proof?”

just dumping it on their laps, so disrespectful

“—and you can go fuck yourself.”

eggsy fucking just giggling.

these two doofuses

also it’s hot to see merlin be sassy ngl

“HARRY!”

these guys have been fast thinkers in stressful situations but as it turns out, people being unexpectedly not dead can kinda fuck with your day

aaannddd halle berry, everybody! i love ginger ale omg

(and so does merlin, he is instantly enchanted)

;-; this reunion scene

i don’t know how colin manages to be two completely different people at once

like there’s a huge difference between former agent galahad and harry hart the lepidopterist and i can’t explain it

i really, really hope we see at least one little hint at kinsman’s relationship with statesman in the new movie, i just think it’d be really cool

in roanoke canon, there’s an office rumor that the nanobot tech used by statesman was influenced directly by the same technology developed by dr. wernicke in the outlast games. i still think it’s one of my better crossover ideas.

also

god bless whoever decided to get elton john involved with all this?? because i was DELIGHTED

i love poppy’s wardrobe as much as i love her weird 50s-land in the jungle

i also really love the main statesman theme? it reminds me of all those fun epic westerns

jeff bridges! :D

champ vaguely reminds me of my dad

“can you imagine us in the tailor business?”

and he’s super quick with the questions. my headcanons for champ are all over the place but one that i really like is that he was maybe a sheriff or in law enforcement before being recruited by statesman.

aaanndddd pedro pascal, everybody!

otherwise known as *another* character that this movie did dirty, that’ll probably come up in this later

imagine being harry hart, not remember all of yourself, and suddenly your entire room just—fills with water

that had to have been so terrifying, and it was just as hard for merlin to watch (and possibly remember something unpleasant)

and like

that sounds like SUCH bullshit, too, like “yeah we thought if you came close to drowning it would help”

which, is that what merlin meant, no, but is that what harry heard, probably

enter jb the second ;-; <3 sweet baby

tilde’s trying so hard. i see you!

aha, penis jokes.

and all of the unnecessary weird festival stuff, uuggghh

there are so many different things they could have done, like, all of this is just weird from the get-go

first of all, whiskey striking out? hello?? saying no to a man like mr. pascal???

not realistic

the way whiskey takes a shot as he walks away lmao, relatable

and poor clara, like, it’s not like she was asking for any of this D:

hmmmmmmm don’t know how i feel being a stoner watching other stoners get this blue rash thing when i know it kills some of themmmmmmm

i love charlie in his newsboys cap!

poppy has a little bit of a point. like, booze is way more dangerous than pot, as is tobacco. like i would never advocate anyone try meth or heroin, but i think weed and some hallucinogenics get bad wraps.

seeing a dude get torn in half in the reflection of elton john’s sunglasses is the surprising bit of gore we need to remember that oh, yeah, the villain isn’t fun, she’s a murderer

uuggghhhh the TENT SCENE

and, look, i’ll defend tilde forever, but i did NOT like the weird marriage ultimatum. i still think it’s a dick move, like, in that situation either decide to trust your boyfriend or break up with him

the tent interior is super cool-looking

and like, man, he tried, he tried to bounce D:

/sigh/ work hazards, i guess

mmmmmm we don’t need any of what’s happening on screen right now so i’ll just sit patiently and wait for it to be over

and like, there’s nothing funny about merlin and ginger being able to hear everything that’s going on, it’s so grosssss, poor ginger has to have heard some shit before to be so nonchalant about it

everything about this sucks

and then he tries going to the one person who he needs the most and having to deal with him still existing in some state between alive and dead

his body is here

but harry is not

“maggots turn into flies, perhaps you mean larvae!” :D he is SO CUTE

but this entire conversation, with harry still not remembering and eggsy trying so hard to reach him through the fog, is so depressing

like, i’d need a drink too

*and* a joint

i’m seeing my coping mechanisms on screen here folks

the way he comes up with the idea is kinda ingenious though

like, he’s looking at stuff to make himself bummed on purpose, but therein he finds the thing he needs to fix the issue

harry’s smile when eggsy hands him the puppy TT.TT

and then eggsy just becomes a stone cold motherfucker with no emotions

“no one’s sick enough to shoot a puppy!”

hi, flashback!harry

and as SOON as he remembers himself, it’s like his eyes are different, something about him looks like it did before kentucky

“… eggsy.”

one of my favorite movie hugs

and eggsy has to stand on his tiptoes because harry’s so tall

like yeah merlin and harry’s reunion isn’t as overtly emotional, but there’s definitely a sense of joy and relief there.

harry my baby ;-; much better with the sunglasses (and merlin was so close to telling him he looked spectacular)

“now is that any way to welcome a visit from outta town, moonshine?”

he! tried! to! defend! harry!

i hate that jack got a villain story line!

we could’ve had something so much better and infinitely more compelling!

“hurrrr durrrr morgan you just like redemption arcs because you don’t want anybody being a villain permanently” i also like them because sometimes that’s better writing, y’all sit down

“that is NOT what i call a kentucky welcome.”

i love so many things happening in this scene, like

we get to see whiskey kick ass, like yassss gimme those sweet action sequences and give us some character development by showcasing his fighting style

and also NOBODY shits on harry for not being able to handle the situation. both eggsy and merlin were like “dude we’re still celebrating the fact that you’re alive tbh it’s fine if you’re not back up to speed right this second”

you can really tell that this was penned by british people writing american slang because having grown up in the southern half of the u.s. i have never ONCE heard ANYONE say shit like “i feel like a tornado in a trailer park” lmao

and poppy’s fun little death threat infomercial, so great

“what have you done to me you FUCKING BITCH” oof, that’s a mood

!!!!! gonna be honest i kinda forgot that bruce greenwood plays the president

okay but save lives, legalize isn’t an entirely bad idea tbh

hnnnnnnng the scenes about people not being able to get into the hospital hits different in the year of our lord 2020 huh

… y’all i’m being weirded out by all this hospital scenes, this is unpleasant

i, too, wish i could pull a tequila and just be slipped into a chilly coma until shit wasn’t so fucked up

“the fact is, this presidency has won the war on drugs!”

THIS SCENE!

look, y’all can come into my inbox and call me a pothead, or a lazy stoner, or some third insult, but this dude’s VP is bringing up some very, VERY important points when it comes to any kind of discussion about drug use in the u.s.

am i drug-friendly, sure, but i’m more friendly to the notion that we stop demonizing addicts/users

harry looks fucking SCANDALIZED when he sees champ spit into his spittoon thing

i don’t think whiskey even brought up harry not being ready to return to the field in an insulting manner, he literally just saw him get his ass beat in a bar, but eggsy’s faith and loyalty are up there in the category of unstoppable force/immovable object, so here we are

am i the only one curious about the whole charlie x clara thing? because he’s definitely grown up a bit by tgc, and i wanna know how much of that might be because of clara

and he MISSES, e for effort harry

“so sorry about this—“ WHAM

and now that guy can say colin firth busted his face with a fire extinguisher, which is very cool

“*you’re* wu ting feng?” “… yes?”

“you motherFUCKER” ohhhhhh charlie maaaaaad

ginger and merlin though, #couplegoals

the only person more pissed off about the hallucinations than everyone else is harry

imagine remembering that you’re one of the top people in your field and you just keep seeing imaginary butterflies everywhere

like, yeah, i’d be pissed at not being able to do what i knew i was capable of, too

if it wasn’t careening towards a random retirement center, getting stuck in a wildly rotating gondola thing could be fun

nice tuesday afternoon activity

i would loved to have seen more galahad/whiskey field stuff

“you’ve got to be fucking kidding me—“

meanwhile, in the continuing adventures of eggsy and jack: shit goes from bad to worse like a formal spiral only going downward

their expressions as their both just SCREAMING always make me laugh

”that’s the first decent shit i’ve had in three weeks.” <- as does that line, that old dude’s just telling it like it is

eggsy’s comment about the antidote just reminds me of when boromir looks a the ring and says something like “all this for such a tiny thing”

dun dun DUN what are THOSE? hints that whiskey may not be who we think he is??

great. so excited about that. i say, rolling my eyes into the sun

“i’ll fix their wagons.” no one says that matthew!

i. love. this. scene. because now we get cool gun tricks AND the second most metal thing that happens with a lasso in this movie (we’re coming up on the most metal thing)

like please please PLEASE show us more lasso tricks in the statesman movie

“well thank fuckin’ christ i didn’t need any backup.” i wonder if whiskey’s acting angrier than he actually is to throw off the fact that he might’ve caught harry’s glance at him betraying suspicion

RIP jack

imagine the timeline where whiskey was never a bad guy and harry hart just blew a dude away for NO REASON

now THAT would be an interesting movie

because harry and eggsy, for all they went through in the first film, never had a conflict where it was harry in the position of mangling the ropes up

but of course eggsy would never, never tell merlin what happened because he’s still ultimately on harry’s team

damn, charlie, literally blowing up your girlfriend seems kinda extreme

“THIS is vital!”

and here we get to see the biggest difference between merlin and ginger

now, i know there’s extra stuff in the novelization about their relationship and i can’t talk about it because i have no idea what’s in the book

but!

i DO still headcanon as merlin quitting fieldwork after lee’s death

his comment is either what he genuinely believes, or maybe what he fashioned his beliefs into after stepping down from his field role, and ginger is just as sincere in her desire to break into that aspect of working for statesman

it’s like seeing the same character but in two points in time, and it’s really cool

that balance would’ve also been a fun aspect of their romantic relationship to explore but alas! ’twas not to be

colin and mark could both play slenderman

look at those limbs.

gracious.

also this facetime scene with eggsy and tilde T.T

that has to be so terrifying to watch when you know the steps of death and what they look like as they get closer

but it also puts a fire under eggsy though

“i’m leaving with, or without you.”

and of course they’re both gonna go because that’s NOT characteristic eggsy behavior based off of how we know he views family/squad

that’s how they know he’s being for cereal

uugggggGGHHHH and THAT FORESHADOING

stacey pruitt, attorney at lawwwww

hmmmmmmmmm

what does this conversation between poppy and the president remind me of

gonna just sigh into the void

and now we have harry and eggsy on the jet along with the BIGGEST LIE harry hart has ever told in his LIFE

kingsman and statesman aesthetics at least tend to be the same color schemes. lotta golds, yellows. browns.

eggsy, yeah, it’s a bummer your gf dumped you, but this relationship wasn’t very well-developed or written so i’m not as bummed as i could be

“… and in that moment, all i felt was loneliness and regret.”

harry shut the FUCK UP

you felt NOTHING??

you weren’t thinking of, gee, i dunno, EGGSY? or MERLIN?? your MOM???

like these lines from him just seem to come out of left field and i can’t even halfway suspend my belief long enough to come close to believing him

like mr. hart you just gonna be like that in front of jesus and everybody????

so, yeah, of course he’s on board with saving tilde! because he recognizes (apparently just right that second) that “having something to lose is what makes life worth living”

and i don’t know if they felt like there need to be some weird, deeply contrasting reason for harry to swing around to being in support? or something?

like

i’m forever pissed about this characterization and i don’t even know if i’m expressing my anger in a way that makes it easy to understand lmao this is fine, i’m fine, literally not a single person in this fandom ever believed those lines anyway, it’s fine

moving on

... and even if they WERE true then honestly that just makes me more excited about butterfly knife, because that means that harry acknowledged both the bad side of the coin, and also the side with rae on it (which would mean seeing her for who she was and also recognizing his feelings for what THEY were) and drew the ultimately correct conclucision that love! is! always! worth! it! let that shit in like a welcome guest in the home of your heart, and they will stay as long as you let them!

as SOON as he wakes up ginger looks a thousand percent done lmao

and the “process” that they use to wake people up or whatever is—interesting

because all it is, is trauma turned into a tool which is kind of a weird concept to see in a “fun spy movie” imo

and this is one of what i feel were like only what, two? glimpses we get into whiskey’s Tragic Backstory

and the other scene isn’t a glimpse it’s just straight up exposition in his dialogue :/

jack, i’m sorry, you deserved better than this as a character

i’m sure the name “silver pony” is a reference to something but i don’t know what

“lookin’ GOOD merlin!” “feelin’ good, eggsy.”

ladies and gentlemen when i tell you that i lost my pool-noodle mind seeing him put on that suit watching this in a theater, i--

ANYWAY

because now that i have the horrible burden of having seen these movies a million times

i know it’s more symbolic

he stays in sweaters so long, as an agent of the background, because he walked a man to his death

so it figures when he puts the armor back on for the first time in ages

he walks to his own

uuuggghhhh the minesweeper

i hate this

i hate it

i hate everything about the feelings i’m having while this is happening

*beep-beep*

“you move, we die.”

i HATE IT

but like, i don’t know, how preferable is this to the end scene we almost got, which was merlin dragging his newly-legless corpse through a doggy door?

because it’s been literally multiple years and i still have no fucking idea

they’re both horrible in their own terrible, awful ways

damn, matthew, it’s not often someone manages to come up with multiple versions of a thing and have every version be so gut-wrenchingly horrific, i’m truly impressed and completely disgusted

“do as your told!”

god

everyone just going through twenty shades of Bad Feelings in the space of fifteen seconds here in the jungle

and colin and taron do this thing where it’s like—their eyes go dead? like, there was a light here, it’s gone now

it SUCKS

oh

oh no

ALMOST HEAVEN

WEST VIRGINIA

… fuck

LIFE IS OLD THERE

OLDER THAN THE TREES

“… singing?”

this sucks.

this sucks this sucks this sucks

MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAA

TAKE ME HOOOOME

COUNTRY ROOOADDSSSSS

*THUNK*

and he even took off his glasses before he hit him, he had his end coming towards him and he was still a gentleman

TAKE ME HOOOME

COUNTRY RROOOOAAAADDDSSSSS

his EYES AT THE END

FUCK

… okay i had to get up and go for a lil’ walk

anyway

(and again, roanoke canon, fucking fixing’ shit left and right, because we’re the goat)

harry and eggsy look MURDEREROUS

MERLIN SAID KNOCK YOU OUT

it DID make the grand ending fun action scene a lot more satisfying

because like, without merlin there, that means harry and eggsy get to go full feral

poppy you big idiot you just robbed them of all their motivation to show any kind of restraint and now everybody’s gonna get blown up

except for those dudes who get kicked by elton john

which would be an HONOR first of all

(the part where eggsy’s using his gun and shield vaguely reminds me of the specialist, @bloodofthepen​)

and harry and eggsy just—they’re drift compatible! that’s it! the teamwork! the grace! the flow! my god!

eggsy vs. charlie: round like 4 if you count the first movie

it was also satisfying to see charlie’s new arm in action

we love fun robotics and gadgetry in this house

colin firth is really just not afraid to throw himself full force down a bowling lane huh

ugh, seeing charlie slam eggsy over and over again makes my chest hurt

the sound mixing on all these films is top notch which isn’t always a good thing T.T

ROCKETMAN~~~

that shit will never NOT be funny

a wild elton john appeared!

eggsy is indestructible, he can walk off anything

but charlie, charlie i feel really sorry for, imagine being attacked by a superior version of your own limb, i.e. something that you can’t exactly quickly remove from yourself, that would be TERRIFYING

harry + elton = dream teaaaammmm

“darling if you save the world, you can have a backstage pass.”

i love you elton john :(

i would have been the most OBNOXIOUS hype man in the background of the entire kingsman vs. poppy land face-off

“let’s make this fair.” eggsy you’re fuckin’ cheeky

and poor harry, all that lank just getting tossed like noodles

i thought the robot puppers were very cool

“for the record charlie i’m more of a gentleman than you’ll ever be.”

mmmmmm do NOT like this death for charlie

SUPER glad we fixed it

and another scene where i can’t stand the sound mixing T.T it makes me cringe every time

“i don’t consider genocide especially lady-like.”

and are we gonna talk about how merlin knew how to make heroin?

… no?

nobody wanna talk about that?

ugh that houndstooth dress is so PRETTY though

high!poppy is weirdly comedic for all of two seconds and then it stops being funny real fast

whiskey D:<

this is so dumb

this is all so, so dumb

“our agencies were founded to uphold peace, to protect the innocent—“

there’s that nobility again

is what happened to whiskey fucked up, yes

i’m not saying we have to completely remove that from his story

i just

literally anything but this would have been preferable

and then HOT DOG it’s one of my favorite shots in the movie with the whip where harry’s just chucking it away from his face like a bamf, YES

how great is this cover, let’s be honest

like, i’d be lying if i said i didn’t enjoy this scene visually

plus

HARRY GETTING PEGGED RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A FRYING PAN

gracious

it’s one fluid tracking shot, so kinda in alignmentment with what we’re used to

some people get annoyed with repeated junk but when you can do it THIS WELL you can get away with anything

D:

but then jack

you did NOT desert that

yes, you were in dire need of an attitude adjustment but jesus

“this is for you, merlin.”

/ugly sobbing/

and tilde is all betterrrrrr ;-;

you guys did itttttt

COUNTRY ROOOAAADDSS

TAKE ME HOOOOOOMMEEEE

TO THE PLAAAAAACCCEEEEE

I BELOOOOONNGGGG

and the scene with jamal and liam T.T #wholesomecontent

poor tequila, after i knew that you would have a bigger role in another movie, i was less annoyed by the fact that they iced you so quick into the story

#FOX2020

“… now we’re brothers, working side by side.”

spoiler alert i actually love champ’s toast

“y’all shittin’ in high cotton now” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

and ginger becomes the new whiskey like she always wanted T.T

merlin is proud from heaven (or london, depending on which canon)

iiiiiii have mixed feelings about the whole wedding scene, which is probably because i take HUGE issue with the weird proposal ultimatum thing that happened earlier

but the way eggsy says “not a doubt in my mind,” he says it so seriously and i remember that tilde almost died

there was such good intention packed into this couple that was so badly written that i just

augh

“but it is perhaps the end of the beginning.”

there’s ***merlin! lmao i see you dude, they did you dirty

look

i was pissed off about a lot of things that happened in this thing but i was honestly hype seeing tequila at the very end walking into the tailor shop

like, yeah, i’ll stick around to see what happens in this universe but i’m gonna complain the whole time

GO JACK RABBIT

RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS

and again, i almost didn’t see this movie.

… i think about that morgan sometimes.

hope she’s doin’ okay.

…

she’s probably not. D:

[btobedits]

Hello!! Changsub is coming back next month!! TT.TT I've missed him... Can I request lockscreens of Changsub + Tattoos?? I love him so so much TT.TT aaahh thank you for this blog you're lovely

hi melo! first i’m sorry posting late :( and yessssss finnallyyy. me too :(  thank you so much for loving my blog :’)) 💙  here 💙 i hope you like

[snapchattingnct]

Paper Planes

Haechan x Reader

Genre: Fluff, just pure fluff

Word Count: 2.9K

Warning(s): none, a couple curse words

Notes: Happy Full Sun Day! Nothing but fluff and something sweet for our birthday boy, Haechan (Lee Donghyuck). Inspired by ���Paper Planes” by NCT127. Also, please vote on Idol Champ if you haven’t already. Let’s get No. 1 for Haechan’s special day! (Enter our giveaway too when you vote~). - K 🌱

Ruffling his hair in frustration, Haechan exhaled loudly as he crumpled up the piece of paper he was writing on, and tossed it to the ground. Lab reports were dumb and he hated them. Writing wasn’t too bad, he actually enjoyed writing, especially song writing. But Haechan did not enjoy science, especially biochemistry. He loathed biochemistry.

Because he didn’t have a nice relationship with it, Haechan loved to procrastinate. He’ll even willingly go do his laundry than write this damn lab report. And if anyone knew him, he did not do laundry willingly. But he did, to avoid this assignment. Which is why he’s still at his desk, searching for some type of motivation and attempting to finish a ten page report that was due in less than seven hours.

Mark would usually help him out because the older boy knew how much Haechan didn’t like his science courses. But Mark wasn’t answering his phone. Haechan had sent him multiple messages, even cursing him out because he wasn’t replying. But then as he looked at the calendar on his desk, he saw that Mark was scheduled for a night shift at his job tonight. Feeling extremely guilty, Haechan quickly sent hims a couple apology messages.

But that didn’t solve his problem.

Sighing yet again, Haechan tossed his phone to the side and returned his attention back to his treacherous assignment.  

He had spent no more than two minutes with the report before tossing aside his pen and leaned back in his seat. Glancing around at his desk, which was littered and piled high with crumpled sheets of papers, he felt sorry for all the trees that he had killed within the last couple of hours. It wasn’t his fault that the professor was extremely old school and had to do everything the old fashion way, which included handwritten lab reports.

With his motivations at negative zero, Haechan had pretty much given up on the report. Looking out window of his apartment, he sighed for the umpteenth time that night.

It was getting pretty late and the weekend was coming to its end. The sun was shining its last few moments in the sky before the moon would take over. People that were having dinners or cookouts that he saw earlier in the day were now inside of their apartments getting ready for bed. He watched as each apartment window become illuminated with light as the skies got darker. As he did so, he noticed familiar yellow backpack sitting on the desk of the apartment directly across from him. Eyes focused on the object, Haechan tried to rack his brain on why it looked so familiar.

His eyes widen as he realized it was you.

You were the cute girl that sat in the second row of his biochemistry lecture. He had noticed you since the first day of classes when you walked by him, wearing that particular yellow backpack, laughing softly at something that your friend had said to you. You were also extremely smart. You had always scored top in most of the exams and lab reports.

Because Haechan was a little more than desperate to finish this lab report, he decided that this would be his best shot at finishing it. Scribbling a little message on a piece of paper, Haechan then expertly folded it into a little paper plane. Eyeing the distance from his apartment window to yours, he bit his lips before throwing the paper plane with all his might. He watched in anticipation, hands clenched together in prayer, as the plane glided through the air, heading in the direction of your window.

As if the lovely people from the place above answered his wish, the paper plane landed safely on the edge of your desk. Releasing the breath that he didn’t know that he was holding, Haechan threw his hands up in the air in celebration as if he won a gold medal.

He watched as you looked up from your textbook, your eyebrows knitting together in confusion. Movements filled with hesitation, you picked up the paper plane and began to unfold it. After reading the contents of the paper, your shot up and your eyes made contact with his.

In response, Haechan gave you a big smile and an equally big wave of his hands, saying hello. Then he even went the extra mile and clasped his hands together, begging for your help with a pout appearing on his lips.

You stared at him for a moment as if you were contemplating on whether to help him or not. Then with a shake of your head, you tore a piece of paper from your notebook and scribbled a message in return. Then holding it up, you waved at him to read it.

Sorry I don’t have a good throwing hand as you, so no paper plane from me. But yeah, I can help you! Which section?

In reply, Haechan held up a piece of paper that read, Everything! TT.TT Please save me!

You shook your head again and laughed at his response. Writing another message on the paper, you told him, Alright, meet me in the reading lounge on the 2nd floor in 15.

Haechan gave you a thumbs up and began packing up his stuff, a wide smile decorating his lips.

.

Haechan had arrived to the lounge before you had and was already setting up all of his papers when you came up to him.

With a soft, timid voice, you said hello to him as you sat down across from him which he returned back with another smile.

“You’re literally my savior. Usually my roommate helps me with assignments like this but he’s stuck at work.” He explained to you, a little sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his neck.

“No problem, glad that I can help.”

“Sorry for asking for help so late too.”

Sniffling back at a laugh, you waved him off. “You’re fine! I’m a night owl anyways.”

“Us creatures of the night have to unite to win.” Haechan laughed. “I’m Haechan by the way.”

“Y/N.”

“It’s nice to meet you, Y/N.”

And it was.

The longer he stared at you, the cuter he thought that you were. He had only seen you from afar during lecture, but now that you were right here in front of him, Haechan felt like his heart could pop out of his chest any second now.

He was mind blown at how stinkingly cute you were.

There was no way someone could possibly be this cute in real life. Yet, here you were, sitting across the coffee table from him, with your hair tucked behind your ear, reading his extremely terribly written lab report. The further you read into his report, the small smile that had settled onto your lips since the beginning was getting wider and wider.

“You honestly have no idea about what you’re even writing about do you?” You asked him, barely able to contain your laughter towards the end of the report as it was nothing but a bunch of gibberish.

“Not a clue,” Haechan told you proudly.

“Wonderful,” you laughed. Shaking your head, you pulled out some of your notes. “Okay, then let me ask you this. Do you know the difference between hemoglobin and myoglobin?”

He shook his head.

“Alright, let’s start there then.” You nodded. “You can’t write anything if you don’t know anything about the molecules you’re writing about.”

For the rest of the evening, you helped him understand what his topic was about and you even helped him write some of his report too. You talked in simple terms and repeated yourself multiple times to help him understand and Haechan appreciated it. You could have breezed through all the material but you knew that he struggled with it so you had matched his learning pace.

But as the night progress, Haechan’s brain stopped registering a lot of the things that you were saying. Everything started to mash together in his mind; tissues, oxygen molecules, heme groups, diffusion. It wasn’t because it was getting late and he was getting tired. No, it was rather you were the cutest thing he had ever laid this eyes on. And that was the only thing his mind was registering as you talked on and on.

.

When the grades were posted for the written lab reports, Haechan nervously checked for his grade posting. But he was confident that he had gotten at least a decent grade on it, right? If he didn’t, Haechan was going to throw hands because you had helped him on that report. There was no way he could get a bad grade. It just wasn’t possible. At least he hoped so.

As his grades loaded on his phone, Haechan slid into his seat in the lecture hall. There, staring back at him was his grade, an A-.

Clutching his phone to his chest, Haechan did a mini celebratory dance and thanked the lovely people in the place up above for this miracle. This would be the best grade he’s gotten in this class for the whole semester, which he had you to thank for.

With you in mind, Haechan glanced up from his phone, eyeing the seats in the second row of the lecture hall. Sure enough, you were already there with you books laid out in front of you and your yellow backpack at your feet.

Hastily grabbing a piece of paper out of his bag, Haechan swiftly wrote a note on it before folding it into his signature paper plane. Since there was barely anyone else in the room yet, Haechan aimed the plane towards the empty seat next you. When it landed, Haechan pumped his fist into the air, proud of his little accomplishment.

You were startled when you heard it land next to you as you were too focused on the notes you were reviewing before class. At the sight of the awfully familiar paper plane beside to you, you couldn’t help but smile. Tenderly unfolding the plane, he watched as you took a moment to read the contents before turning around in your seat to face him. With that cute smile of yours still on your face, you gave him a thumbs up.

Guess who got an A- on their written lab report? That’s right, me, Haechan! Thank you so much for helping me out last night. If you’re free after class, let’s get lunch, my treat. We have to celebrate!

.

Haechan wasn’t sure when it had become a permanent routine between the two of you but it did. Every morning when he would wake up for the biochemistry lecture that he had shared with you, Haechan would write a quick good morning message onto a piece of paper before folding it up, and send it over to your open window. And you would always answer back by holding up a piece of paper with a message of your own.

Over time those “good morning” paper planes, became “good luck on your calculus exam” or “have a good day.” Of course, Haechan still had so much trouble with all of his biochemistry assignments, so it was never a surprise when you would find a paper plane on your desk when you got home from your other classes. You would simply wave back at his pouting face and tell him to meet you in the reading lounge.

After hanging out and doing your guys homework or studying together, Haechan would part ways with you unwillingly. Only to rush back to his apartment with a mission to make another paper plane in mind.

Just as you entered into your apartment, a paper plane found itself on your desk.

He watches in amusement when you roll your eyes and give him an ‘are-you-kidding-me’ look. But when you unfold the contents of the letter, you couldn’t help but feel so warm on the inside.

Thank you again. You’re literally an angel sent from heaven. Goodnight and sleep tight! Xoxo, FS☀️

.

He was sure that he was completely head over heels in love with you when you were standing besides him, your head thrown back in laughter as your tiny hands covered your face. Your eyes had disappeared, turning into little crescents.

You had still only replied back to each of his paper planes by holding up a piece of paper with your message on it from your apartment. When he had asked you why you don’t you try the paper plane method, you simply laughed and told him that you couldn’t throw anything to save your life. Your aim was awful.

Which was why you were now here, at his place, standing right next to him, laughing your butt off as the plane you had just thrown landed into a flower pot of a random apartment window.

“Oh, gosh,” you continued to laugh into your hands, face slightly flushed from embarrassment. “I think we should stop. That’s the fifth plane that has landed off course.”

Smiling back at you, Haechan simply shrugged his shoulders, “Practice makes perfect.”

“Yes, but I don’t think this is my forte, at all.” You told him in reply. Then glancing at the paper planes littering his entire apartment and the ones that flew off its course, you added, “I think we’ve killed enough trees already. It honestly makes me feel guilty now. I should like plant a tree or something.”

Also taking note of all of the paper planes and the dwindling stack of paper that he had, Haechan nodded in agreement. “Maybe you’re right. We should be environmentally friendly and prevent climate change and stop for the day. And maybe even plant a tree.”

You just laughed in return.

“But,” Haechan began, “Let’s try one more plane. I’ve already folded it anyways.”

“Haechan, I’m telling you. I literally suck at this. It’s probably gonna land it that old lady’s flower plant again.”

“Oh, come on,” he whined. Putting on his best puppy eyes and pout, Haechan extended the paper plane out towards you. “Last one, I promise.”

After trying to put on a strong front, he watched as you began to lose ground with each passing second. Until eventually, you sighed, “Fine, one more.”

Giving you the paper plane, he positioned you towards the window. This time though, Haechan helped you throw it. Standing a bit closer to you than before, Haechan grasped your hand in his. “Alright, now position it… ”

He moved your hand slightly to the left, aiming it for its course. Once he was sure that the direction was perfect, he asked you, his breath fanning across your cheeks from the close proximity, “You ready?”

Completely flustered from his actions, you were only able to nod your head in response as your face burned, pink dusting your cheeks.

He pulled your arm back before throwing it forward, telling you to release the paper plane as you did so. The two of you watched in anticipation as the plane flew out of his window and rode on the winds. It continued to travel the intended course before landing safely on the corner of your desk.

Surprised by the turn of events, you threw your hands up in the air and wrapped them around his neck, shouting, “Oh my gosh! I did it! Wait, no, we did it! Haechan, we did it!”

Haechan was so taken aback but the sudden skinship that he was barely able to form any words. Just as he was about to return the hug, you stepped back and danced around the room in excitement. “I can not believe that just happened. Oh my gosh, it’s so crazy!”

Coughing away his awkwardness, Haechan gave you a small smile. “Told you practice makes perfect.”

With a beaming smile on your face, you quickly grabbed your belongings, “Stay here! I’m going to try it from my place now.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

.

The moment you entered into your apartment, you dumped all of your items on the floor by your desk without a care in the world. Ripping a piece of paper out of your notebook, you began to fold it up, only to stop halfway when you noticed something else on your desk.

There sitting by the first paper plane that you had successfully thrown was another one. Unlike the plain one you had thrown, this one was bright yellow with a tiny red heart on one of its wings. Raising an eyebrow, you pushed the paper that you were folding to the side. Taking it into your hands, you unfolded the plane carefully. Inside, you found Haechan’s familiar penmanship and was slightly taken aback by the length of the letter. His letters were usually only a few words, or a couple sentences at most. Never paragraphs. With your heart beating so fast, you tried to calm yourself down as you read the letter.

Once you finished, you looked up from the letter to his place from across yours, only to find that he was no longer there. Heart suck in your throat, you gripped the letter in your hand, and rushed towards the door.

You weren’t even able to take a step out of your door when you came face to face with the person you were so desperately trying to meet again.

There standing at your doorstep with a bouquet of sunflowers was none other than Haechan himself. With his usual bright smile on his lips, his dimple showing, he asked, “So, will you be my girlfriend?”

[wizardwritings]

I know that you aren't doing Harry Potter writings as much as you used to, but i just wanted to say that I love them so much and you are such an amazing writer!!! I hope that your day is amazing and that your life is going amazing!!!!

thank you so much! tt.tt i’m super sorry about not writing more hp (especially when looking back at my fics and seeing how almost all have 1k+ notes and some even have over 5k!?!???!) IT BLOWS MY MIND AND I’M SO SORRY FOR NOT WRITING I DON’T DESERVE U GUYS UGHHH

i just havent been inspired to write for the potterverse lately :( but i love the marauders too much so i know i will be inspired one day again!!! 

in the meanwhile if u like bnha and bts, that is what i am currently writing for and would love to see you join me ^-^ if not, I’M STILL HERE REBLOGGING STUFF AND ILY ALL FOR STICKING WITH ME (also on @incorrectmarauders giggling at all the dumb quotes i post)

[youtuberswithalex]

I know i post this like once every three days but sorry for being so inactive lately, this semester is apparently going to be a "never say no" challenge so im getting a little busy, and my laptop broke so I can't make anything for you folks until I get a new one TT.TT i promise ill be back eventually, its just. A lil hectic rn

[city-of-angel]

Dear Self,

Hi. Bonjour~~

How are you? It’s been hard lately yeah? Are you still thinking about negative thoughts? I bet you are.  (PS : Suddenly it’s raining outside after so much days dry and clean on the floor TT.TT)

There’s few notes that i want you to remembered. As usual, it might be easier to said, lighter to wrote but surely heavier to done. But let’s begin from the beginning. The highlihts about who you were before, what you’ve been thru and who you’ve become. 

Chapter 1.

Do you remember when you were a little girl . You were always be a happy girl. You love to being a center of the attention. You love to sing and dance. And everyone’s been so proud of you. Your brother loves you so much and he likes to hold your hand everytime you’re going out to school or somewhere else together. I know you’re questioning something in your head about how did it happened then? The distance and the boundaries. It might be something that you cannot understand at your young age. Maybe something happened that makes your relationship with him makes you more  distant and far. It’s nothing compared bout what happened to your parents. After time passed, there’s major change that happened about how they talk and how they treat you, and make you change the perspective about how you see a family . But let’s we talk this in another page since it will take a really long page if we break it down here,and  to remember it will be exhausting again to you. In short, you are a believer. You are always believe everything’s going to be okay. You believe in goodness and the magic of time. Everytime , someone or a condition knock you down, you always get up, put your dang pretty smile and prove them that nothing’s gonna change you, you will always be the person who have faith and sided with grace ,kindness, and forgiveness. Everytime, But not until what happenned at July 2019 rite? After all these years,  You kind of questioning about what you did ? Yes, the world has cheated on you. Because the world never be fair.You start to challenge to be as selfish as them, as rude as them. But since you are a natural person. You just can’t and you start over again . But again this time, you STILL believe it wourld work. You believe it wouldn’t failed. But then it would. Again. In the most harsh and worst way ever. 

Chapter 2.

Remembered that day when everything teared you up. You thought it was a for a while, for one case only, You never knew and never imagine about what coming after is really coming. You keep wondering why did i deserve this? What did i do wrong? Did i really do wrong? Is this really my fault? You keep blaming yourself over and over again till you believe that you are the one to blame. But back again , after one and two case ended. There’s come another hurricane that make you want to yell and scream “ Why again? Why me? “. The rage, the sadness , the unfairness comes right in hand wiithout early notice and it’s shaking your world like ..really shaking your worlds. Your perspective changed, the way you see things changed, Everything that you believe is not real anymore.  And your eyes opened, and you know rite since the very first place , you knew that you needed this to grew. Then you get up again, back into your feet, doing many activities, meeting new people, being a happy girl. You thought it was a over, The sorrow is over, the tears is done. But after all the shock case is shown, it left with you with such a deep blank whole . Make you questioning again about what should you do? Where’s your direction? Can i do this? I won’t do this? It’s a simple questions for an adult like you. But you lost your point of view, your principal, your grip, your anchor, mostly your truth about life,  everything that you believe is questioned you back, since you don’t believe anything real is really real, don’t believe kindness will won, you don’t believe anything at all. Not sometimes believing that you are really worth this world, Not believing anyhting at all. That was very tough but see you still wake up right in the morning, put your clothes and smile? That was very hard, but you know there’s many people to love to see your face and hear your laugh. Many people waiting for you to chat them back, to call them back, to meet you in the middle of the rain.  So how you can say that you are not worthy? You are so loved. So you know. You are so loved by many. 

Chapter 3.

You don’t need to stop crying nor stop feeling pain. You must go through so you can be free. Take a look back into the past 2 months. There’s so many things that you should be grateful for. Mostly people who’s been there for you and boost you up.  So say thanks to them:

- For F

   ‘ Thank you for being true. Thank you for being such a good company from the beginning, answering phone, chating back, being honest, thoughtful. F i never thought that you will be so open to me and telling me all the truth i need to hear and i already told you every dark side,dark memory that makes me realize that i am now in the right path. Thank you for being my ear and eyes. Thank you for listening and answering and mostly for your time. Really’

- For V

‘ You are a miracle. You’re such a good person and strong woman. I learned so much from you . And in the end, you are a miracle that solve one of my problems. When i look back , i never thought THAT will lead to THIS. You know? Who knows? That we solved each other problems. Thank you for always worrying about me. Thank you for being there all the time . And accept me in my worst‘

- For N

‘ You are my twins. You are always see me before i can see myself. Thank you for understanding the deepest, darkest, silliest, scariest of my thought. Thank you for holding my hands, reminding me of God, grace and patience. You are so pure and you make me want to keep my grace’

- For M

‘ My longtime friends and a person who always have a special place in my life. 10 years and finally we met again. Even we’re not sharing so many things but you saved me that day when you drove right away to my town. You are a natural person, seeing you and talking with you again is such a moment to remember to me. “

- For LIMA + New Friends at New Office

‘ You are gold guys, Your joke made my day. And your sillyness cheer me up, I am so sorry in the first place that i am not opened up to you. It’s hard for me to talk to a new person. But we meet like you destined to boost me up. You guys make me smile. All day . And that’s gold to me.So thank you so much.”

- For Happy Girls.

‘ Mi moms, mi sist. Thank you for teaching me how to be a great woman. You both are a true warrior. Looking back of what you both been going thru in the past maybe not compared with what’s happened to me. So for that, i am so grateful that you trust me as your little sister. You are both my wings on my each side. “

- For Communities

‘ Too many people so i can’t mention it one by one . But thank you for having me back, I miss the crowd, audiences, clap and you guys so welcoming me back. It make me realize that i am so loved and i can still doing many things, many pleasure and after what happened ,the world will not stop rite? Show must go on. ”

- For A

‘ You are a treasure. You tolerate me so well until i keep feeling guilty inside my head. Surely i can’t go pass thru this without your point of view, your thoughts, and your wisdom that make me realize about the truth that i want to reach. I will be forever grateful and forever thankful, and hoping someday i can share your wisdom to another people and i can become someone truly blessed like you. I believe we have met before? Didnt we? Many thanks. “

- For T

‘ Mon garcon!! Thank you for being such a random new friends. You always there when i want to meet. You never define me , You never try to read between the lines. You make me feel i deserve a good company without any persona at all. It might be seems nothing to you. But since we just met not so long ago. You spark my mood day by day. Each time and everytime and surely God bless you and Thanks really not for trying to define, judge , guessing or read me at all .“

- For Moms, Dad, Bro , Sis

‘ Thank you for understanding me about i’m going thru even i’m not sharing many details. I feel guilty and horrible because part of this plan is your dreams too for me. I am so truly sorry.And  I love you so much’

POST CREDIT.

Dear Self, Remember you want to be known as the original you. You dont want people to see u like “ Oh look at that girl, I understand that she become like ‘that/in worst way” because she’s having a bad past bla bla” . 

But you want to be remembered as “ See her, look how bad what’s she going thru and still she keep her grace”

What a beautiful word. Grace. It’s not only define nice , good or beauty. But it’s a Grace.

Today is the big day for you. BUT not really that big since you’re not really took interest of it for the past 2-3 yearsXD

But Happy Belated Birthday to You :) You deserved all the love in the world and see what’s people has done for you. That you should be grateful. You are so loved. Remember that. You are so loved.

[all-about-wannaone]

Scenario updates + Gift!

Hello again to all my readers, followers, or people who have simply stumbled across my blog or contents in the “#wanna one” tag! Firstly, I would like to apologise to my requesters for taking so long to complete your requests. :( I know it has been a while and it is only right if I updated you guys on my current situation and my plans with regards to finishing requests! 

I think I’ve mentioned this before, but I just wanted to say that I have been extremely busy with school lately, especially with the fact that my national exam (deemed as the most important in my entire education pathway) is coming up in 3 months time. :( However, I am glad that I do have an outlet to relieve my stress and that comes in the form of writing your scenarios since this is something that I clearly love doing. :) Hence, thank you for being so patient and for being ever so supportive despite the lack of updates and even reblogs, and this would then be a status update to give you guys a heads up! :( 

STATUS UPDATE:  

Daniel as a father (bullet list scenario) (requested by @imagizibe ) is at least 50% done and should be uploaded this coming week! 

Wanna One members reactions when their child asks them about the birds and the bees (requested by @fanfare-sf9 ) is 0% done (I’m so sorry omg) but I will start on it immediately after I am done with #1! 

Wanna One members as fathers scenarios (Hyung Line) is 0% done but this would be more progressive and would be a series of bullet list scenario with no specific uploading times. 

Wanna One members as older brothers scenarios (Maknae line) is also 0% done and it would be the same format as #3! 

The Lost and Frazzled Boys (chaptered) is ??% done but I will write it occasionally and will post it once completed! 

Hence, as an apology and a gift to my 324 followers (very strange number but it is pretty high), I have actually written a FULL Jihoon barista au in a one shot format! :) It’s apparently going to be at least 4500 words long and I am almost done with it! Perhaps it will be out either tomorrow or Tuesday so do look forward to it and happy reading! Till then, I will see you guys soon and thank you, everyone, for being so supportive, patient and most importantly, for being so friendly and kind. TT.TT 

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heyyy!!! I've recently discovered your blog and have been reading EVERYTHING that you've written way back to your post about your 3k followers~ I know it's kind of a late request for celebration, but since I just started following you I hope you don't mind me requesting a selfie or two for your followers?? I'm super curious what you look like (in a non-creepy way i swear xD) and I'm sure others are too!

OH MY GAWD YOU’RE THE SWEETEST THING EVER I CAN’T TT.TT

I’m really flattered that you’re curious as to what I look like so…

Here is a super ugly (I’m so sorry for my face and wild hair but this is the most current seflie that I have) selfie for you my sweet anon!

I’m not sure what else to say except that I’m EXTREMELY flattered that you’ve read that far back in my blog. You made my week anon thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! I hope you’re happy with the selfies *sweat drop*

and please stay happy/healthy/hydrated + have an amazing day my dear~

-K

[marstheredplanet]

SHINee in MNL (OneK Global Peace Concert) 03/02/17

P. S. I’m just going to blog about SHINee since I’m a SHINee blog but I wanna commend all the other artists that performed. They all did an amazing job.

OKAY SO I AM STILL FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT I SAW SHINEE LIVE IN MANILA YESTERDAY!!! AND THEY WERE FINALLY COMPLETE!!! (SHINee already visited the Philippines twice before but the Taemin wasn’t there on their first time and Minho wasn’t there for the second time)

My Shawol friend and I decided to just buy the general admissions ticket because we knew that they will just perform less than five songs (and we’re still students so we can’t afford the VIP seats TT.TT)

The concert was supposed to start at 7pm but it actually started at 8:30 pm. It’s good ‘cause we arrived at 8pm since we ate dinner first. During the dinner, I was just chill and all and eating slowly ‘cause I knew that SHINee will perform late since they’re a senior group. My Shawol friend was agitated for some reason and she wanted us to eat faster. (There were five of us who watched the concert together. Two of us were Shawols. One girl was a kpop lover in general. Two of us were foreign students who just wanted to check kpop out and one of them is the guy I’m dating rn hahahaha) I was like “Allou, chill, it’s not starting rn and SHINee will probably perform late” And she was like “Minho’s hosting!” And I was like “OMG WHAT MINHO’S HOSTING? ASDFGHJKL EAT FASTER GUYSSSSSS”

When we got to the arena, it was already packed. We were lucky enough to get tickets with SHINee World PH so pretty much everyone around us were Shawols. AND AND AND Two rows below us, there was a group of Korean Guy Shawols!!! They were so cute!!! AND AND AND All their stuff were in pearl aqua. Their bags, their shirts, their accessories, they were so adorable I wanna squish theeeeeem

When the event was about to start, fans are starting to chant “Minho Minho Minho” since he was the host. When he actually came out with Seolhyun, the arena erupted with cheers HAHAHAHAHAHA PH Shawols were already screaming their lungs out omg I was the complete opposite. I was just staring at him while covering my mouth because I can’t believe that I’m actually seeing Minho live omg (The guy I’m dating was like “Is that Minho? Are you okay Mars? Is that Minho?” he was so cute bye)

They were speaking in Korean ‘cause there was a screen that was posting their translated script but I can’t read it because the font was small and we were in Gen Ad huehue

Minho is like the cutest person in the world TT.TT You know that he maintains eye contact with the fans and he takes care of his co-host (there’s more to come just wait)

SHINee was the second to the last to perform (PSY was the finale) When Seolhyun came out alone, everyone lost their shit because they knew SHINee was next!!!

They started their set with View. The first thing I actually noticed was the fact that Onew wasn’t really that bubbly. Like you know how smiley Onew is naturally, right? But during View, he looks more like Jinki than Onew. Even my Shawol friend who is an MVP also noticed it and said that there was something off about Onew. We kinda brushed it off because after Onew’s line, we were just simply mesmerized with SHINee as a whole huehue Plus there was a tiny JongKey moment when they had a duet part and the cameras showed them together in the screen and I can feel that all the JongKey fans screamed hahahaha

SHINee World PH released a set list of songs that SHINee would perform the night before the concert. We knew that View, 1 of 1 and Everybody will be performed. Allou and I were speculating about the fourth song because no one knew what it will be. My guess was Beautiful. Allou doubted it and we started eliminating songs but we ended not having a final hypothesis. Haha. The sound system wasn’t really very nice so we couldn’t tell if SHINee was singing live. (In our defense, some of the artists weren’t singing live. And during one of SHINee’s visits in the PH, they lip synced huehue) All our doubts were erased when the second song started playing. I couldn’t here Jonghyun’s first part because of the screaming around me so I started hearing the actual song on Onew’s part. I think his Jinki aura suited this part of the concert. He looked so solemn while singing. We all know that he is an actual angel given by the heavens to us but he looked like one and his voice actually opened the gates of heaven bye then it dawned on me that THE SONG WASFUCKING ENCORE AND THEY WERE SINGING LIVE AND WHEN IT GOT TO MINHO’S PART EVERYONE WAS SILENT AT FIRST THEN AFTER HIS LINE WE STARTED CHEERING BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY SINGING LIVE AND HIS VOICE IS SO GENTLE AND PURE AND BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD AND OMG AGAIN KIM JONGHYUN WAS SO EXTRA WITH HIS VOICE LIKE WOAH BOY YEAH I KNOW YOU’RE ONE OF THE BEST VOCALISTS IN THE INDUSTRY CHILL YOU DON’T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING BUT GAHD HE HIT NOTES SO WELL YOU CAN SEE HIS EXTERNAL JUGULAR VEIN PROTRUDING GAHD 

I’m not really sure when exactly they had their talk cause my feels were overwhelming but when they actually had it, Key spoke in English and we were screaming again so I didn’t understand most of it I’M SORRY HAHAHAHA Oh but it’s sad again ‘cause Onew didn’t introduce himself but the rest did :( (But his energy started to build up on their next set and he was full blown during the last one so I hope he gradually felt better) The complete opposite of Onew was Taemin. The baby boy was just smiling the whole night and with his mushroom hair cut again he looks like a toddler omg he was so cute why is he even real please protect him. JongKey were talkative as usual and Key was trying to translate it to us ^.^

The third song was 1 of 1. What really caught my attention during this part was Key. Boy oh boy your attention should be really caught by Key. I always read fans saying that Key’s energy is really different compared to the rest of the members. Knowing Key, I’m not really shocked whenever I read this kind of stuff. but when I was the one watching him dance the way he’s dancing, it’s really different. Key loves attention and I can say that attention loves him back. And the way he pops his body is so extra. I’m a Flamer for years now but my attention can’t really stay too long on Minho whenever Key’s near him because the latter’s aura is out of this world I swear!!! 

After 1 of 1, SHINee members started laying down and then it dawned on us that it’s Everybody time so we started chanting “SHINee SHINee SHINee” DUDE BRO MAN I THOUGHT THAT I WAS IN A SHINEE WORLD CONCERT BECAUSE THE WHOLE ARENA WAS SINGING TO THE SONG AND CHANTING WITH US!!! (They were already singing with us on the first three but the fan chants were superb on Everybody like no joke we had ZERO chill) For years I knew that SHINee is one of the best dance groups in Kpop but when I was watching the choreo for Everybody, I got GOOSBUMPS. Even the guy I was dating admitted that their choreo was amazing and he got taken aback by the fanchants. I told you it was amazing how these fans of different artists were singing one song and fan chanting like we were all in the same fandom. Omg I’m actually crying while remembering that moment bye But wait I need to commend our baby boy Lee Taemin because his dance moves were on point from the start and was extra extra on point during Everybody (plus he removed his jacket for a few seconds that got everyone screaming then he smiled after doing that what a little shit omg that brat) 

Right after Everybody, the members went back to the backstage except for FREAKING CHOI MINHO WHO WAS PERSPIRING SO MUCH HE LOOKED LIKE HE JUST SHOWERED BUT HE WENT STRAIGHT TO SEOLHYUN’S SIDE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED ANS STARTED HOSTING AGAIN THEN HE FLASHED THAT CHOI MINHO SMILE THAT MADE ME DIE FOR THE NTH TIME THAT NIGHT HUEHUE HALP

During the encore, all the artist gathered on the stage. SHINee members were being clingy together as usual. Yonghwa from CNBLUE, being the crowd pleaser that he is, started to walk to the extended part of the stage to wave to the fans. I was waiing for SHInee to do the same. Minho pointed Yonghwa to Jonghyun and I assumed that they wanted to do the same. After awhile, the rest of CNBLUE followed their vocalist then the other artists followed as well. When SHINee got to the extended part of the stage, they were all waving to the fans. THEN MINHO SPOTTED THE SHINEE WORLD PH PART AND STARTED WAVING AT US AND WE WAVED BACK THEN HE WAVED AGAIN HUEHUE AND THE REST OF THE SHINEE MEMBERS WAVED TOO OMG Except for Lee Taemin because guess what, he was the last member to get to the extended stage because he didn’t know what’s going on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So yeah, that’s my One K Global Concert experience for you guys. I hope every Shawol will meet or watch SHINee live someday. I never knew this day will happen but it did. Keep the faith, loves :*

[multifandom-hoes]

Pressing All The Right Buttons

Member: YanAn || Pentagon

Genre: Smut, Romance, dom!YanAn, Strip Tease, Voyeurism

Short Summary: Being late from work, she came back to her jealous boyfriend that was having none of her excuses.

A/N: I FEEL BAD FOR WRITING THIS, OKAY?! I’M SORRY TT.TT

Words: 1.5k

It was another tough day at work for her; the director was making her work an extra three hours on top of her normal time. It was that time of the month; the deadlines were approaching quickly and her branch had yet to finish half of all of their projects that they started months ago. If they dared not finish what they took upon themselves, the director would fire all of them without a second thought.

Deep inside her pocket, the phone rang again, restless with missed calls and yet unread messages that went on deaf ears of the woman who was straining herself to keep conscious while drinking a cup of coffee whose count was long lost.

She had completely forgotten the romantic in-house date that she had planned to have with her dear boyfriend YanAn.

“Ah… Shit.” She cursed quietly when she made another typo. Drumming her nails on the hard desk in the office, she had finally decided to take a much-needed break and freshen herself up before collecting her things and walking out of the damned office. “I wonder how much longer it will take me to collapse if they continue to work me like a fucking horse.” She grumbled unhappily as she got into a lone taxi; she was lucky for such a miracle to happen.

Getting out her phone to check the time her eyes nearly popped out of her sockets, and the realization that she had fucked up major case had downed over her head and shoulders. She will be dead when she gets back home.

“Um, mister, could you please hurry up?” she nervously asked of the elder man that was driving, and with an unnoticeable nod of his head, the elder pressed the gas pedal, hurrying the woman home.

With twenty missed calls and even more unread messages, she did not even dare to read any of them, or call YanAn at this point, either.

She was a goner.

Pitiful excuses spun in her head the closer she got to their house, and she realised that none of them were going to work on the probably enraged man. Well, at least she had some little possibility of him being in a super duper good mood, which would make him less annoyed at her always being late. Ha. Yes, she was hoping on that smallest possibility.

Just as she wanted to bring her knuckle onto the wooden door it was ripped open from under her hand and she was pulled into the house with a force strong enough to knock a man down if sent to his face. “Where the fuck were you?” YanAn’s voice growled as he pinned her to the door, his black and white shit unbuttoned half-way, sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and the black dress pants were missing a belt.

“I was worki---“

“That’s a shitty excuse.” He quickly shut her up with his own overwhelming voice. “I’m asking this again, and the excuse this time better be a better one.” His voice lowered to a deep timbre, and she shivered from his dominance. “Where. Were. You?” he left a pause between each other, obviously trying to control his rage and worry at the same time.

“I’m serious, YanAn---“ she heaved a deep breath before his hand slammed over her lips, not allowing her to speak. And though he was evidently angry at her, his grip on her face was as gentle as ever.

“Shut it.” He quickly commanded and his hand gripped her breast, squeezing it and then pinching the nipple. “Are you sure you didn’t mean to tell me that you were with that disgusting director of yours? Huh?” he sighed tiredly, his eyes directed at her breasts that were bouncing at the flick of his wrist.

Having her mouth shut because of his large hand, she could only tremble with satisfaction under him, like an obedient dog. Lightly, however, she did shake her head for a no.

“So you weren’t.” he interpreted. “That’s fine, since even if you were, I’ll be the one to satisfy you the best, anyway, right?” he questioned with eyes wide open as he stared her down, a small smirk splashing colour onto his handsome face. “Let’s go, then.”

His hand fell from her face and the other one that was fiddling with her breasts now fell to her wrist, grabbing it and dragging her behind himself, into a well-known direction of their bedroom.

“YanAn, I swear that there’s nothing between him and I. Why don’t you believe me?!” she felt frustrated with the man, it was a constant struggle to ease off his jealousy, and in complete honesty, she was getting sick and tired of his bouts.

“Of course I believe you, but the fact that as of now, you actually spend more time with him than with me is really pissing me off.” He grunted and pushed her inside the bedroom, making her stumble and stop just in front of their bed. “Now strip.” He instructed her curtly, sitting down into the leather couch in the corner of the room. “What’re you waiting for?” his brow arched up as she stood frozen in the middle of the room.

She thought for a while longer until a shy smile graced her flushed with heat features. “That’s going to be my way of saying `Sorry` for being so late.” With that, her hands started moving up and down her torso sensually, making sure to establish a solid eye-contact with the man that was observing her with eagle eyes; every move she made, be it small and unnoticeable or a complete opposite, his eyes were there, giving her his full attention.

Soon enough, her clothes came off and now she stood in nothing more but her lingerie. “Well… Are you taking it off?” he asked her calmly, his ankle on top of his knee, forming a small triangle through which she saw a tent in his black dress pants.

“I’ll do it.” She answered with a heavy voice, feeling her blush going down to her neck and chest.

God, she was so embarrassed.

Bending over with her ass in his direction, she mover her lingerie away from her dripping wet pussy and inserted a digit into it, getting it in as far as she could and slowly taking it out with a loud, purposeful moan.

She heard him shift in the leather couch and though embarrassed, she managed a small smile upon his reaction. Getting the finger out of herself she got rid of the underwear completely, abandoning the thin piece of clothing in her stead as she walked to their bed.

Now that she had a clear view of YanAn’s face she sent him a gaze full of lust before inserting two digits into herself and starting to pump them.

Having her eyes off from the man, she didn’t notice him approaching and therefore when two hands grabbed her wrists, she jumped from surprise. “Now, tell me this… Did I let you pleasure yourself?” his voice was calm, but his tone was deep, signifying his obvious need of her.

“No.” she answered breathlessly, staring into his deep eyes as she was gripping at his shoulders. “I’m sorry, YanAn, honey, but---“

“Oh, let me guess. You need me inside of you?” his tone of voice was that of mockery, but she knew that if she pushed further, she would get him to succumb quickly.

“I beg of you, YanAn… Please, I need your cock inside of me; to feel you throb inside of me; to fuck me so bad I won’t be able to walk after I wake up. Please, fuck me.” She begged him with no embarrassment whatsoever, and never did her eyes leave the man’s narrowed ones.

His tongue clicked at the top of his mouth and he chuckled lightly. “You just know what gets me worked up, don’t you, Dollface?” he grunted deeply into her ear, biting at the joint of her neck and shoulder, making her moan with that action alone.

“Please show me how worked up you are.” She continued to beg, sliding her hand to his clothed member, rubbing the hard outline in his pants. “Put that cock inside of my tight pussy and fuck me.”

His smirk split his face as he undid the buttons of his pants, getting rid of the cloth in record time of a couple of seconds. The belt that was missing from the before mentioned piece of clothing suddenly appeared in his hands as he tied her own on the bed post, cutting off her means of mobilisation. “You bought this upon yourself, Doll.” He growled as his throbbing dick entered her wet core with a sound so pleasant to their ears that it nearly sent the two of them over the edge just like that.

[xmagicxshopx]

Sorry if I'm bothering, but I really need to find a fic and Idk who else to ask ;-;

It's a jungkook x reader fic where mc and Jungkook has a kid, but he doesn't know about him. She is a normal human without magic whatsoever, so when her kid started to develope magic she had to ask Jungkook for help since he is a wizard and the father of the child.

I don't want to spoil the whole plot if you or anyone hasn't read it yet sooooo I can't tell more than that...do you maybe know it?

Anon I know exactly which fic you're talking about because I remember reading it.

https://ktheist.tumblr.com/post/614225820401221632/wartime-child

I believe this is the fic you're looking for!

It's called Wartime Child by @ktheist

I'm 20 days late but I hope you still have faith in me and watch for my reply. TT.TT;;

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Got7 Reaction #15 - Their s/o has weird sleeping habits

anon asked: hi! could you please do got7 reactions to their s/o having weird sleeping habits? like sleep talking/walking, sleeping in weird positions, etc. thank you ! 💗

A/N: **warning: long ass post coming your way. I got so carried away I’m so sorry TT.TT**

Mark: -sleep walking- He would realize that you aren’t in your bed when he reached out to cuddle you. Standing up groggily, he’d shuffle around the entire house until he finally found you standing by the dish washer, opening and closing the door without putting anything in it.

“Jagi...” He would say, gently putting his hands around your arm and steering you to your bedroom, not to wake you up. “This is sleeping time. We can do the dishes in the morning...” He’d laugh and add, “You’ll be more productive when you’re awake I think.”

Jaebum: -not moving at all while you sleep and breathing shallowly (that’s what I do xD)-

Shifting through the drawer on his bedside table he made sure to be as quiet as he possibly could in case you were actually asleep.

You looked like a stone statue laying on your back, your hands folded together in a snow white pose. “I wouldn’t have to do this if you didn’t look dead every time you feel asleep...” he whispered, finally finding and pulling out his hand mirror from the drawer.

Carefully he shifted over, his paranoia slightly taking over again as he imagined you not breathing. Finally when the mirror was close enough to your nose he craned his neck to see if fog marks appeared to show that you were breathing. He let out an aggravated sigh when he saw that you were, in fact, alive and not dead. He was silly for being scared, but you just looked so statuesque and that he couldn’t stop his mind from racing to the worst scenario. He rubbed his hand over his face and shifted again so that his arms were around you, so that he could feel your chest softly rise and fall.

This is how I’m always going to have to sleep from now on.

Jackson: -sleeping in weird positions- Your butt was up in the air, your neck at an impossibly sharp angle, your cheeks smushed against the bed sheets. You had even pushed your pillow off the bed.

*gif* How are they sleeping like that...?

Jackson pulled your left arm back onto the bed from over the edge and gently pulled you back down onto your side. You continued snoring since your cheek was still smashed against the covers. He put his arms around you to try and keep you in the position that was least likely to cause you to break your neck.

Jackson smiled and giggled at the thought of telling you about this in the morning. Even though you got super embarrassed about it, he thought it was the cutest thing he’d ever seen. He couldn’t wait to tease you about this in the morning.

Jinyoung: -having to sleep with your leg over him- Three seconds after he had climbed into your bed, exhausted from a long day of practice, you had flung your leg over his chest.

His chest.

He giggled as he tried moving your leg, freezing cold foot and all, back over to your side. He knew that you were going to fling your leg over him again, but hopefully not over his chest this time.

He shifted to face you and instead of waiting he grabbed your leg and placed it over his own, his arms snaking around your waist.

“Jinyoung?” Your eyes fluttered open lazily to look into the beautiful face of your boyfriend.

“Shh” he brushed a strand of hair out of your face, “sorry that I woke you up Jagi. Go back to sleep, everything’s fine.”

He kissed you softly and pulled you closer to him, loving you even more for your subconscious need to be so close to him even when sleeping. “Baby...” he whispered again before falling asleep. “I love you”

“I love you too”

Youngjae: -sleeping in weird positions- Both hands were over his mouth, Youngjae practically vibrating with suppressed laughter. He crouched by the bed to try and regain his composure before going to put his pajamas on and join you in bed. He had been late coming home from practice and came into your bedroom to see you like this...

You had one leg lying straight, the other one bent as you were leaning over, your face resting on your knees and soft snores escaping from your mouth along with a line of drool falling down your chin and onto your knees.

Youngjae had always known that you slept in weird positions seeing as the first time he met you, you had been sleeping upside-down halfway hanging off of a couch in the JYP lounge. This though...

He stood up with a smile still plastered to his face. No matter what, even asleep you made his day from the moment he laid his eyes on you. You were his adorable little ray of sunshine, and he couldn’t love you more than he did in that moment.

His love for you wouldn’t stop him from taking a ton of pictures of your newest sleeping position though. He also couldn’t wait to tease you endlessly about this and to show you those pictures, but that part could wait until the morning right?

Kunpimook: -moving around a lot when you sleep- “Damn it Y/n! Wake the hell up!”

You jolted awake at BamBam’s raised and frustrated voice, your heart skipping a beat at the sudden shock of it. “What the hell Kunpimook!? I was dead asleep and that’s how you woke me up?!”

“Dead asleep my ass! It’s like you were trying to wake me up. You practically rolled around the entire bed ten times over.”

“Shit...” You rubbed your temples in exasperation, “I’m sorry Bammy, I can’t believe that I was doing that again... I really don’t try to, I swear.”

One look at your tired, pouting face and he knew he shouldn’t have gotten so mad at you. He knew that you didn’t mean to do that, but when you slept soundly, he didn’t at all.

He lowered his voice in resignation. “Can we maybe just try cuddling? Maybe if we try with our legs entwined you can’t kick me off the bed again. And if that doesn’t work, then we’re seeing a sleep specialist. Got it?”

“Got it.” You nodded at him groggily once again and reached out to him. Hopefully this way you both could finally get some sleep.

Yugyeom: -sleep talking- “No way... and then what happened?” Yugyeom would get you to continue talking once you’ve started. He was having trouble sleeping anyway, might as well get to hear your voice to help lull him to sleep.

He’d end up giggling uncontrollably though when you incoherently mumbled something about wearing a banana hat for a fashion show. The next thing he knew, he had woke you up and had to explain why he was now laughing hysterically.

you: “Why would you do that to me Yugi?”

him: *laughing still* “Because you can’t control what you say and it’s freaking hilarious!”

A/N: I’m so sorry that it turned into mini-drabbles basically! And also sorry because I tried giving each member a different sleeping habit but I ran out of them lol ^.^” Thank you for requesting dear! I hope you liked it~ <3