#sorry for being diabolical
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wolf — first aid kit
#numelfanclub#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#satosugu#suguru geto#satoru gojo#★ jjk sugucurse!au#sorry for being diabolical#will happen again
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there is something extremely cunty about charles leclerc randomly getting his very own top gun experience for funsies when his future teammate infamously turned down top gun: maverick and regrets it to this day. like. mind games starting EARLY i see
#do i think Charles is actually being evil and diabolical on purpose? no#but it’s fucking hilarious anyway#charles leclerc#sorry lewis but you just aren’t Barbie like cl16 is Barbie
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"Funny enough I—like, if street hockey, ministicks, I always wanted to be a goalie too! Like, for some reason I always wanted to go in net. You know, probably because of [my Dad] and then, um, you know, once you get dinged a couple times and the shots get too hard you realise—then it's not so much fun after all so... Yeah, it was great he'd always—" "You probably wanted to be goalie 'cuz you're fucking crazy, man! Those guys are bananas! I actually went as a goalie in morning skate one time when I was suspended in the coast, and it was the scariest thing ever, bro. It's nothing like blocking a shot because you're literally just standing there, and these guys are shooting right at you. It's unbelievable!" "Yeah! You gotta get in the way of the stuff to save it! That's crazy! I know, and like obviously gear is like great and they don't really feel—but there is, like, that psychological thing going on where, like, you know, you wanna move out of the way 'cuz it's gonna hurt! I get—I mean, it must not hurt that much, like, 'cuz Bob's crazy, man! Bob loves taking—Well, I wouldn't say loves taking it off the head, but he doesn't hate it, like he—" "Feels good?" "You know, every once in a while—they hit him in the head and you go up and say sorry he's like, 'No, no! It's all good! I love it, I love it!!' and like, kind-of shoos you away so."
The Buzz Pod | 8.7.24 (x)
so speaking of banking pucks off bobbys head and how much he loves it flashback to that day in october of 23 where bobby was doing that for practise and managed to rope in matthew to the shenanigans to the utter confusion of everyone involved (x)(x)(x)(x)
#ryan lomberg#sergei bobrovsky#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#why can i perfectly imagine i love it i love it!! in bobbys voice#i love our resident maniac#goalies are a different breed#but especially bobby#theres still something so funny about asking the nicest guy on the team#to aim dingers off ya head absolutely knowing itd put them at odds with themselves#psychological warfare#i dont want to hurt him but also i love being a good teammate and helping my friends :(#absolutely diabolical for bobby to take advantage of matthews midwesternisms like that#every cat tries to be nice to their pretty princess but shes an actual lunatic#“we try to go up to say sorry but hes all like its all good i love it!” and other lore to add to the great big book of panthers#HE SHOOS THEM AWAY FROM THE CREASE AFTER THEY ALMOST CAUSE HIM A CONCUSSION OKAY????#LIKE OKAY OFF YOU GO IM FINE NOW GO BACK TO HITTING ME#bobbys a different breed truly#you know when they praise his work ethic i dont think they had this mind#i love lombo bringing this up during the goalies are fuckin crazy eh boys? segment#its so amusing to see how appalled he sounds when he says “they hit him in the head...” quote#like he just had to bring that up because hes still soooo about how egregious it is LIKE HE JUST SHOOS US AWAY???#phenomenal work here lads truly
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good news I got that bullet out I can speak me truth
Charles wears a collar to let Erik choke him with it, maybe some binds BUT ALSO maybe some consensual mind control, happily making Erik tie him up in a sense then letting him get a full look like “well, wonder what you could do while I’m like this :)” who knows. anyways gonna get my bullet wound sewn up since Erik just yanked it out of me
good morning beautiful inbox of mine i see youre trying to kill me before 10AM
#nsft#snap chats#this the type of greed seen in the bible IM SCREAMING SO LOUUUDDDD#none of you read past these tags. please im indecent#im bookmarking that first one ........ i have diabolical imagery with that one i might subject everyone to later this week#MAYBE. we know how i get when i say 'i wanna draw that' <-i dont <- BUT I REALLY WANT TO <- or if it too naughty i hide it#metal cage just made me shrivel BUT I ALSO SEE THE VISION. thats part of the vision i think ENOUGUH--#part of the appeal of erik's magnetism is the danger OF the metal and how tight it can squeeze charles .... //devious hand wringing//#wait the collar name bit tho For Erik am i devious for wanting 'magnus' to be on it. i like that being charles' nickname for erik..#on that note charles goin round callin erik his like. Playroom Name in public is the funniest shit i imagined LIKE DAWG#DAWG I KNOW YOU DONT CARE IF PEOPLE NKOW /YOUR/ KINKS BUT BRO#sorry just reminded myself of the funeral scene from 92 where charles finally calls magneto 'erik'#and i just imagine the gang going 'wait his names been erik this whole time wtf is magnus about then' Like Professor ......#anyway no one look at me i fear im gonna be having indecent thinkings all day. or at least until lunch#thank you all for waking me up this morning i kinda wanted to rot in bed but i cant be a freak if i do that can i#also i have class. in twenty minutes. //screaming//
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Guys. Guys Ben Drowned's canon last name isn't actually Lawman
I've known this for a while, and more I think about it, the more it makes me feel like I should say something 😭
It was a misconception that started with an older version of Ben's page on the Jadusable Wiki. (It was never used for any non-ARG version of Ben prior to this.) I remember spotting Lawman being used as Ben's last name around 2016-2018 or so, and it has been edited out of his page since 2020. (It was on the page they have for the dead child rather than the Network/entity. I think it might've happened before they moved off Fandom wiki, because I think I remember seeing comments and their new wiki doesn't have those).
During the second arc (2011-2012), Jadusable mailed some bonus material to people who donated to him. One of these bonus materials was a section from a newspaper, which describes the murder-suicide of two members of the Lawman family along with their son, with some tampering to the article that appears to have been done by BEN.
You can zoom into the image and read it, or check out it's page on the wiki here (which I highly recommend as it has some added information, like what all the censored words are.) It's a very interesting piece of lore that's fun to analyze--however, I wouldn't recommend reading it if you're super squeamish or sensitive to graphic details related to death. (The method of the killing itself isn't mentioned.)
While this seems to be about Ben on the surface, it's actually not. The only way we can tell is by the date of the newspaper: In the column to the left of the "Spring Is In The Air!" paragraph, the year 2011 is mentioned, but we know that Ben died on 4/23/2004. The wording of the Lawman event feels recent (as if they're talking about an event a few months prior), when Ben's death would've been far gone by now.
With what's likely BEN tampering on the top right (where they creatively use block-out poetry to say "You shouldn't have done that," among many other things) combined with the mention of someone's son dying, it makes a ton of sense that the wiki editors assumed that Ben is a member of this Lawman family that appears here. At some point, screenshots of the wiki ended up being circulated and the larger Creepypasta fandom accepted Lawman as being Ben's "real" last name.
Lawman is actually the last name of a different (and much less relevant) character, Tyler, who appears briefly in the first and third arcs. It's not entirely clear what happened to him or his family, and I think the Newspaper Article is intended to be fun bonus material for Jadusable's donators rather than something that's meant to supply important information about the ARG characters--something like Ben's last name would be crucial for puzzles and passwords, and would give the 50 donators who received the article an unfair advantage (and Jadusable isn't the type of creator who'd be okay with that). Regardless, it carries some interesting implications about the Behavioral Event Network, and Matt's initials are also here for some reason. It's probably one of the most head-spinning materials in the whole game.
#ben drowned#benjamin lawman#ben lawman#ben drowned arg#This is like 35% of why I didnt play in 2020 btw there was like a 2 month period where I thought the Moon Children just merced Ben's dad#I'm sorry if this post ends up being someone's introduction to the ARG because I don't know what the fuck is going on here either#creepypasta#matt hubris#jadusable#jeff the killer#lost silver#slenderman#LIKE IVE KNOWN ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS AND IM STILL LIKE??? DID EVENT NETWORK DO THIS????? WHY IS MATT THERE????? WHAT#The time where the 'BEN makes people kts' headcanon became real for 2.5 seconds#I think Matt is here because BEN has a history of just saying the most cryptic shit about Matt specifically#People hc them as friends but I legitimately think they hate his ass#because why were they on that 'YOURTURN MATT' in arc 1 when he hasnt even had his character introduction yet. Diabolical#Ik theres that part in arc 2 where Matt is like 'I dont know what happened to my dear friend Ben... He ran away :(' but then BEN is like#'Why are you lying 🤥🤥🤥'#Lowkey thats a whole other post but also the alternative is that Matt is in the Network which doesn't make sense because Network and Matt#literally interact as separate entities throughout the entire story
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sukuna begging yuuji to take him back because he wants to feel his emotions again instead of his own emptiness and nothing but the closeness they once had is enough for him. and when yuuji does, because he feels incomplete as well without sukuna, he spawns into the domain again and walks around the familiar place, hesitantly calling out sukuna’s name to confirm he’s really there. “sukuna…?”
“…kozō” he hears in return, fondness in the tone, and when he looks up at where he remembers the throne to be he sees a face so similar to his staring down at him with a smile, a hand immediately reaching out to slick the pink hair back. after everything they went through there’s no reason to keep dancing around it – they belong to each other.
#cue yuuji starting to cry because his kuna is back#maybe he can keep the arms and mouths but i need yuujikuna back sorry T_T#they bask in the comfort for a while sukuna sitting on his throne with yuuji on his lap and when they hold hands yuuji obviously goes#“hm i almost forgot what having two pinkies was like” and sukuna sighs “stop being dramatic you have three more now”#sukuna kissing every scar on yuuji’s face and affectionately running his thumb on the ones under his eyes because they’re on there again <3#would sukuna inherit yuuji’s scars i think the answer is no bc he didn’t have them before but i like to think that he can do whatever he#wants. bc people thought he used yuuji’s face just to spite him which is so diabolical of him hehe#or maybe at first he was forced to wear yuuji’s face and couldn’t restore his true self because he was only a few fingers#and if he comes back and yuuji welcomes his presence instead of resisting it/restraining him then he’s free to look as he pleases#i could talk about this all day it’s so fascinating to me#and the fact that gege changes sukuna’s tattoos mask etc all the time does nawt help but it’s fun#my post
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abt to go back on my green day bullshit bc the mcr fandom is so tiring 😹😹
#like ive seen so many ungrateful ppl after all this with the posts just being their tour dates n all#ppl fr think mcr revolves around them#like chat im sorry but speculating and us going crazy over mcr5 is so fun#but harassing them to make it is diabolical 😭😭😭#im in the mcrcord and god they had to shut up so many ungrateful ppl#mcr fandom also got mad for the video they posted to their insta?! with the soldiers#“theyre too political” girl…..#dot dot dot#love u mcr fandom but i hate u mcr fandom (yall know who yall are)#mcr#my chemical romance#mcr5#punkoween yaps
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Would it. Be too diabolical if i put lucanis in the tailored to elio version of the regret fade prison.
#varric is still making it into the regret fade prison he's just not the main attraction anymore#neve... so sorry bestie but i dont think her relationship with elio is good enough for her to have the kind of impact the prison requires#harding.... maybe. she and elio were better friends the problem is as a crow idk if he would be that sentimental#about her sacrifice. like i could see him explain it away as her choice#viago is obv making it into the regret prison. elio regrets tarnishing house de riva's reputation#he regrets putting viago in such a tough spot. he regrets looking to viago for familiar ties even if it was a bit long ago#elio's twin luar might make it there too. regrets trying to force a deeper bond with them even tho they were obv not that interested#also in a fucked up way. he comes to regret not being able to help minrathous more because it hurt luar's best friend#neve rather than just because it hurt neve period. (+ it forced luar to take sides and they chose neve so...)#there are also some more nebular regrets idk how to include just yet. elio following the crow's path and using his body to get info#during contracts even if it means he has to suffer thru pretending to be a woman.#elio knowing his ex loves him but choosing his own methods of doing contracts over said ex and causing them to break up#the kind of person elio chose to be. the kind of personality type he's boxed himself into (jokester/shoulder to cry on/defers to his#superiors/doesnt shoot above his station) and how he cant escape that anymore#and the most diabolical one. how elio regrets thinking he could ever find a family within the veilguard#and how maybe he even regrets falling for lucanis (elio did NOT get the dessert thing. he's operating in a lucanis#doesnt reciprocate his feelings wavelength) and how him being so pushy mightve led to lucanis being turned off#from pursuing him while also adding unnecessary stress onto lucanis
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Me with my hands around my own neck: You have to make more crazy black people. You have to make more deeply strange POC who are complicated and awful and mean and uncomfortable to be around. You need to make more nasty, deep, morally ambiguous and unpolished characters and have them not be white. You have to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one else is gonna do it!!
#zeeposting#sorry this is an ongoing#mental debate that I have with myself#worrying about my characters being like. unpalatable and overly intense#versus#the utter lack of WEIRD PEOPLE OF COLOUR#down right diabolical mfs with melanin#hrgnmh…
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watched handsome devil and OH MY GOD NED !!!
such a beautifully sensitively written representation of feeling different in school (i’m british, not irish, but still they were spot on with the boys’ behaviour and the teachers) and ending up being that “weird” kid, using his weirdness and “you wouldn’t get it” mentality as a defence mechanism
finally finding a friend only to be betrayed because of outside forces as they have become ashamed to be different, their defense mechanism is not to lean into their differences but to hide them
the entire “then everyone would be on my side” monologue tore me apart because i understood SO much. not in a situation quite like his, but adopting that aggression and finally letting out these years of trauma and betrayal out on someone with the right intentions who was also just trying to survive
10/10 movie please watch it
#nicks accent was diabolical at points tho#sorry nick love u#they portrayed being different in a british/irish school so well it’s crazy#sorry for the ramble#blorbo#handsome devil#fionn o'shea#nick galitzine#conor masters#ned roche#ned roche my love
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me after making a dy des playlist and imagining silly little animatics with them and not drawing them
#IMM SORRY#des has the curse of only being in my mind#mangledscrimp rant#professor layton diabolical yuri au#i’m ill#I’ve made a few dy character playlists if anyone wants them….u can send a little ask…blinks my eyes
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I HATE HAVING A UTERUS EHHHGHHHHHHHH WHY ARE U DOING THIS TO ME (< guy experiencing "monthly" bodily function)
#ness says stuff#sorry just let me have a moment my cramps are bad . not even that bad i just have a low pain tolerance#w cramps specifically they just make me feel like doing nothing and the way the psin travels down my legs???? diabolical#i wanted to write and go on a lil run today but i don't think i want to now#hate being reminded of this part of my body. so much. i hate u period ur not even regular#period mention#“monthly”....last period was in june/july erm anyway
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"that's where you have to also realise that as much as you want to idolise the great goaltenders you have to realise that you are your own goalie and you have to do what's best for you." the introspection borne between goaltenders that is cementing your identity whilst still working in tandem
Primetime Panthers | 12.11.24 (x)
#spencer knight#sergei bobrovsky#florida panthers#2425#tendies :(#“its not his job to take care of me” over the clip of bobby hugging him IS DIABOLICAL#whats in a being a goaltender primed to take your fellow goalies spot when he retires and still living in the great shadow hes casted#i love hearing spencer talk hes a very introspective guy with great insight#i think the way he makes sure to establish he isnt a bobby wont ever be a bobby and is in fact his own goalie#and also “hes a great friend of mine”#hey man do i need to cry this early in the day?#bobby influencing every goalie that comes through here (bawls into my hands)#sorry with all the stolie talk about how bobby has influenced him coupled with this im very fragile right now
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I keep seeing the post about swapping the purple stripe in the bisexuality flag (with the ace flag I think) and I hate it, it looks so ugly please guys stop just because they’re the “same saturation” doesn’t mean they actually compliment each other better. The original purple tones down the flag and makes it softer on the eye, maybe it’s just me but I actually hate even looking at the newly proposed one it’s too much they don’t blend. I swear to god if that takes off….
#sorry this is a hate post and I know you’re all doing your best and loving your life but I am a hater through and through and this is NOT#an improvement. I am strengthened by the fact that someone in the notes suggests improving the pan flag (which as we all know is diabolical)#and the op says but there’s nothing wrong with it?? so clearly there’s a taste issue here#omg I’m being so mean I’m sorry just leave my fucking flag alone please
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I love the Marina Summers Show, the show where I get to see Marina Summers
#bean.txt#drag#ukvtw2#ukvtw2 has been cathartic after the hilarious diabolical evil genius way that precious paula nicole defeated marina in drp1#sorry guys im being cringe on main
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I'm tired of pretending this isn't hilarious because it FUCKING is.
DAAAAAAADDDD THE PROTESTANTS ARE BEING MEAN TO MEEEE! COME KICK THEIR ASSES* said pathetically *
this comment under the extract of TFS’ abridged is making me lose my shit
#hope it’s okay to reblog this#sorry if it wasn't#not my post#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#hellsing anderson#alexander anderson#enrico maxwell#watch me cackle like a diabolical witch over this for an hour#enrico being such a baby and i love it
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