#sorry eggs

[coinofsilver]

( this is for reverse if you wanted to do angsty two-face things ) ❛ gun . wield a gun at my muse .

he has left a trail of rain water across wayne's kitchen . there's broken glass all over the sink , of course . harvey dent would have been welcomed to enter the mansion , but not him . this harvey smashes right through , doesn't even care about the shards stuck to his knuckles ( bruce would have helped him patch the wounds up , he wasn't the best at it but he'd always try to make the hurting stop ) .

the suit is soaked and heavy against dent's frame . he doesn't bother turning on the lights , the wide open fridge provides enough illumination for him to see the disappointment on his friend's face ㅤㅤ---ㅤㅤ is he a friend ? was he ever ? perhaps . he should flip on it , finally make his mind up on what his feelings towards the great bruce wayne really were . a whole box of eggs falls to the ground , ruining several of them . a carton of milk exploded against the marbled floor next ... harvey didn't stop his merciless rummaging until he finally found a bottle of beer . he chugged it down with worrying ease .

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ" i have killed two people . people who've been to my home , who sat at my tableㅤ ---ㅤ tonight they sat in their own piss while begging for their lives . " ㅤㅤharvey did not sound like himself . when he turned his head to look bruce in the eye , the fridge's light could only reach the half of dent's face which was riddled with a maze of scars .ㅤㅤ " i let one of them kiss the heel of my shoe right before i sprayed their brains all over the carpet . "

he fully turned his body to face wayne . something glistened in his hand . he was aiming the barrel of a gun at gotham's prince . it had plenty of bullets left . ㅤ" did you know they were dirty ? this whole time , did you ? god , bruce ㅤ--- ㅤ" ㅤfor a moment , his gravely voice falters . it sounds as if harvey might start sobbing . but after a few seconds of silence , the silhouette stands straight once more and harvey dent looks larger than ever .

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ" while driving here i pressed the gun to the side of my head . i felt the barrel sink through the scar tissue . it felt right having it there , tangled up between the flesh and the nerves ... but when i flipped the coin i found out it wasn't my time . "

italian shoes click against marble as he dares stepping closer to bruce . the grip on his weapon never falters .ㅤ " luck wanted me to be here tonight . " ㅤhis thumb unlocks the revolver . ㅤ" time to find out what it wants from you . "

[azuneekun]

MY EGG ???????????????????????????

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[bklily]

Inside Out but its all the multiple variations of Adrichat

Bonus:

What a weird guy, huh!

Part Two Here!!

[bxnnie-bxwl]

he tried

[rookisit]

Wtf is it with philza and being up high? was rewatching the qsmp vods and every time he's just uppies?? When they first arrived he went to the roof of the train station, with the French plane crash he was just on top of the plane, during festiva junina he was perched on the strings of colored wool and with the wedding he was on the string of lanterns. Also his house is on top of a fucking wall.

[taffywabbit]

pseudoregalia is a really good game for lots of reasons but the most important one is that, similar to many of my other all-time favourite games, it is full of various funny lil guys.

video games with endearing and memorable enemy designs mean the world to me. i would die for that thingy with the tuba

[galatoma]

🎩 dapper follow

You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders

💿 tallulah follow

Me after I take 17 benadryls and see the ghost of your dead father

🍎 pomme follow

the what

💿 tallulah follow

Oh this not a safe space suddenly?

[monochrome-stars]

a gift for @eggr0ast !!!

this was meant to be a birthday gift but unfortunately im a bit late :-[ apologiess

but its finished now, and i present to you: The Bouny Comic

based off this textpost of mine:

[mdverse]

You've already won me over in spite of me Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet

happy pride 🧡🤍💖

[dustybones]

Shadowheart's first time babysitting alone doesn't go too well...

prev//next

[svtskneecaps]

i also just want to point out the qsmp members' commitment to like never letting the inactive members die. like dantdm logged on twice and is canonically dead and everyone continues to blame mysterious happenstance on him. spreen is canonically dead and yet people are still like namedropping him even tho the house façade he built has been demolished and also probably consumed by a mountain. they meme on kameto who's barely been on except that time he was a fed spy that was iconic as hell. they just immortalize their members and they're always so happy to see old faces come back and it lowkey makes me emotional lmfaoo like missa barely logged on for a while but goddamn nobody forgot his name bc philza can't go one day without mentioning him and mariana barely logs on but every time fit saw the homeless mariana in roier's city no matter what he'd stop dead and tell it "come home" and when slime came back to the server for elections after having logged off for the last like two months everyone was still excited to meet him bc the others had kept his memories on the server fresh and alive, maxo died canonically in the nuke and pierre pasted his face all over the server, luzu vanished for months and we never forgot him either thanks to the computers and foolish's wack ass family tree. like when purgatory teams were chosen and team red constantly joked about how it would be so over for the other teams once germán logged on despite the fact that germán had only ever logged on ONCE, the way they cheered when they snatched rubius in the split of green despite the fact that rubius hadn't logged on more than twice since march. they just keep the names alive all the time and it's like

it just makes me really happy to see. like it makes me really happy. like the admin team and the members alike are like 'no way in HELL are we letting your memory go' like damn once ur on isla quesadilla you really are stuck as an islander forever :D

[eggsploded]

2x spacetime jam sesh !!!!!!!!! 🐏🐕

[otiksimr]

[Hatches your eggs]

[avloki-pal]

Hello ISATblr, love to see you thriving

My friend introduced me to this game and I haven't been the same ever since, so of course I had to celebrate it's birthday

Have a doodle dump of all ISAT art I've made so far, including some Im not really satisfied with, and some ISATsonas, because it's my art and it's ISAT and we have fun here

HAPPY 1ST ISAT BIRTHDAY!!!!!

also my posts include a lot of rambling in my tags, so please do check those out, and click on the images for better quality and non cropped versions

[nakathemoth]

Men's Egg Magazine 1999