#sorry chief

[skinandscales-if]

TRULY! If not a cop then a government pawn and ain’t that just the same at the end of the day here

Judge: I sentence you-

MC: Do your worst. I'm not afraid of death.

Judge: To serve the state as part of the law enforcement.

MC: WHAT. A FUCKING COP??? WHY DONT YOU JUST SHOOT ME

MC the second they enter the city:

[baabontumbler]

I was writing a boring post but you know what, have this instead:

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

This is me issuing a formal apology to @the-gayest-sky-kid for every time I joked about how many photos of Dazai they have cause I just counted all my Akutagawa pics and.. yeah my bad I have no room to speak

[prettygirlgerard]

is it possible to block someone from seeing your works on ao3? i know it’s possible to mute people so YOU don’t see THEIRS but does it go the other way?

Hold on let me go take a gander. Okay so blocking a user on AO3 means that they can’t comment on your stuff or reply to any of your comments but I don’t believe it hides your work from them. Okay yeah as of right now I do not believe that’s a feature :/

I think it would be nice if the blocking system expanded to include that blocked users can’t see your works, but the whole site is still in beta so I guess it’ll take a while.

[jasper-crow]

Don't know if it'll help make you feel any better. But I think I have an answer for why the red shirt gets you gendered as male.

Part 2 of Gender Recognition is stupid and arbitrary.

(I’m he/they/ze)

[mfshipbracket]

[yourlocalabomination]

Tinky gave him some enrichment 💛

[meatloafzzz]

✨🔥🔥✨

[turtletoads]

diversity win! the captain of the infinity is gay

[mysticalcats]

i'm about six years late but i finally watched this movie and i love these silly dogs

[thegreatgeodo]

you heard me!

What is thissss

Leave me alone 😭😭

@thegreatgeodo

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

eh what the hell i'll post it here too

[churchyaoi]

i made christmas cookies yesterday please check out my master chief and (with a lot of imagination) arbiter cookies

[flovoid]

WELCOME TO SAN-FREAKING-MYSHUNO CITIZENS ⚠️‼️

[hplonesomeart]

Would

(go to one of his theatrical broadway-wannabe concerts or perhaps a late night gameshow comedy hour sketch performance. I’m not too picky I’d be willing to pay money just to see him perform anything period)

Yea I felt like doing something silly in order to break away from the dread of finals week coming up. What can I say? I’m a professional procrastinator. But man oh man it was a good call this time around—I mean just look as this scrumptious masterpiece right here. Time well spent for sure. Genuinely I believe to have cooked with it chat /j

This is a version without the added stars by the way. And the second one is obviously just raw image reference/the original “bereal concert meme” source. I was very tempted to put Puzzles in that same exact outfit—however I decided it would be overly time consuming to make two separate versions. Maybe once finals are over I’ll be able to do that :)

[sleepyeepy]

may i offer pre-movie broppy angst in these trying times 🤲🏼

all i can think about is how may times poppy reached out to branch , trying to show how much she cared and wanted to include him , and how everytime he dismissed her. i like to think that branch, despite feeling guilty for hurting her, felt like he was protecting her in the long run. not to get too philosophical but “i bite” is literally how branch sees himself , an uncontrollable bad omen who is destined to destroy all things good in his life. by rejecting poppy and her optimism he is subconsciously saving her from what he believes is a cruel fate for all the people close to him.