#sorry auntie

[elizabeths-dumbassery]

Then:

My aunt: "If you fall in love try not to fall in love with a straight white boy, try that at least"

Me: "Psssh no I'm not going for the basic white boy, don't worry"

Now:

*my future partner confesses*

Me: "...."

"SHIT."

[cupids-fiction]

i need to start stocking up on straight books to read around my family members because my aunt has already taken pictures of my traumatic queer books twice (talented mr ripley, a little life) and saved them to her tbr

how do i tell her

[mortemforestfanxx]

Eliza this is Aunt Barbara, I don't appreciate your tone when you address me on your tumbler blog and I will be showing your dad whatever I please!

Auntie I'm so glad you sent me this and I'm sorry you feel this way

[tampire]

Filth / Horror / Glamour

[eggplantgifs]

2024 Grand Prix Final: Women's Podium

Amber Glenn 🇺🇸 212.07

Mone Chiba 🇯🇵 208.85

Kaori Sakamoto 🇯🇵 201.13

[lizmitches]

"And you shouldn't settle for anything less. You mustn't."

[skrs-cats]

twoigbranch

[fakewaves]

lantern rite 2024 event menu

[simandy]

••••••• ••••••••••• Matthew Young

Born just yesterday in the timeline!

July 30th, 2024! Happy birthday, Matt!

[megamindsecretlair]

Girl you saw Aaron kissing on that white woman?

I hate to say it but that British black man with sum blue eyes like em PALE. (Of course I am saying this purely in suspicion)

Yeah, I seent it. So? Lmfao. Sorry. Ik folks are pressed but I simply don't understand the need to find something bad about this man?

We have so very few (practically nonexistent) Black men that we can love on in public. He's smart, sweet, talented, precious, a goofball, a nerd, and introvert, and has been nothing but precious around Black women. He practically lights up around us.

Why is it so hard to believe that he's just....a good guy? Because we have proof that he liked ONE yt? Dont they all?

But what really gets me is that folks think he's not capable of liking a yt AND a Black woman 🤔 like he has to be on one camp or the other.

And this is purely MY opinion. I'm not shaming anyone for caring. I understand. Its so beyond exhausting to feel like we're not wanted by our own counterparts. That they continually play in our faces and we love them anyway.

But until I actually see that he move funny around us, I just wanna love on him. I love that hes goofy and silly. I love that he can't dance. I love that he can sing and rap (though British rap is asssss, sorry Aaron daddy 🥲). I love that hes an introvert. I love hearing him say "opportunity, for me personally, legacy, honored, brother, bruv" and whatever else fly outta that beautiful mouth of his.

I love that hes "lightskinned". I love that I get to see him in Lanterns next year, however I can have him. Because I know Gunn will piss me smooth awf 🙄 I love that hes 6'3. I love that he works out. I love that he has tattoos. I love his big ass hands and that ass 🙌🏽 (that ass really needs to be worshipped)

I love that he dresses extremely well and couldn't pose for shit earlier in his career 🤣) I love that hes into the superhero genre as a whole (especially when everyone acts like it needs to go. Don't like it, don't watch. But don't ruin it for others who do like it).

I love that he shares a close bond with his family. I love how he lights up when he's comfortable. I love when he's in his feelings 🙌🏽🤪🥵 I love when he posts subtle thirst traps.

I love the Kelvin tiktok of him throwing his head back and laughing. I love that he can laugh about himself. I love his funny little laugh.

I love when he wears long sleeves. I love when he wears short sleeves. I love when he's tanned. I love when the camera makes him look pale as hell. I love when he wears glasses. I love when he brings those chains out 👁👄👁 .

I love when he hugs himself. I love when he has funny expressions. I love his big ears. I love his traditionally African features. I love his accent. I love that nasty tongue. I love his teefs Mr A is for All 32.

I love that he was a punk ass kid daring people to race him. I love that he had pimples. I love that hes finally getting the recognition he deserves. I love that he is only going to soar because he has a pure soul.

I love that he feels like our second chance with Chadwick. I love that his smile makes me melt. I love that every peek into his brain just makes me love him more.

I love that hes so cute I want to wring his neck. I love that I want to swing from his neck like a mf monkey 🙌🏽🤪 I love those tank tops he be wearing. Ooooof I love the hoochie Daddy shorts.

I love that hes Big Daddy. I love he went viral over an adverb. I love that hes into martial arts. I love that his thighs are so big. I love that he can lift 425 and pull damn near double that.

I love that he knows how to bring that ass outside. I love when he wears those shades. I love his photos. I love his juicy ass pink lips. I love that big headed, sloped shoulder, chameleon 🤪

I love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him

And if he turns up with a yt wife? Yes, that will hurt. But I'll always have Terry who canonically loves a Black woman from infinity to infinity (he instinctively believed Jess was the inside mole helping because he saw her as an ally)

Signed, A Certified Simp Named Mega

[t4tadrienette]

Baby boy

[faaun]

what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again

[aerequets]

i can imagine anya writing a letter to loid or yor like that

oh yes I agree 100%. i think i was kind of like anya in many ways as a child, even aside from the haircut

[badstargateimagines]

Imagine

Rodney McKay visiting family in eastern Canada. His relatives tell everyone that “that Rodney’s visiting this year… that boy’s some smart, I tell ya. Yeeeesss m’dear he’s got some fancy doctorate degree now… no, no, not from Dal, from one of them universities out Tronno way b’y” and word spreads through the telephone game we call small town gossip until finally the gossip is virtually indistinguishable from what Aunt Maureen said to Trina at the Sobeys.

When Rodney visits, he finds that everyone is a lot nicer to him than usual. His little cousins don’t even bug him to go to the LC for them or go out on the four wheelers with them. He gets suspicious but he rides it out until finally he finds out that the entire town ended up thinking he was a medical doctor that was moving out that way for good to set up as a family doctor. The entire town was trying to skip the provincial wait list.

When they find out he’s not a medical doctor, everyone is immediately disinterested. When Rodney tries to explain that he’s a literal genius, everyone just shrugs… everyone except Nanny and Poppy who patiently wait for him to stop talking. They can’t get da jeezuz tv workin’ and Nanny gets bent right outta shape if she can’t see Coronation Street on time.

Rodney spends the rest of his trip as glorified tech support because Nanny went and told everyone at quilting how smart her Rodney is.

[artismeyou-12]

today my aunty is birthday 23th 🎂🎊🎀🎈

[dawnbreakersgaze]

I've had the world's shittiest day, so I'm rewarding myself for not doing a self yeet into the Kansas river by drawing Rafayel looking extra slutty all sprawled out in the sunlight of his studio, while I drink a boba tea. Thank God for my wonderful husband and boba tea.

Self care ♡🧋