#sorry Kris he's just like that 😭

[kurooscoffee]

Miha, Bojan & Kris performing 'Tudi jaz' & 'NGVOT'. (Križanke, 19.9.2024)

'Nisem več s tabo' by Big Foot Mama

Whole crew joined Miha & Grega for this one ✨ This was an attempt at a Bojan (&Tomi) and Kris (& Urban) focused recording 😅

[cuverale]

my girl - t.c (part 2)

warning: google translate used french and spanish, sorry if it’s wrong!

part one

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yourusername felt like a dream! thanks again for being there for me y’all!

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zayn 🖤

yourusername 🖤

kissmeyn ok but when are you guys gonna release the song??? we’re still waiting 👀

hero_ft you were amazing

yourusername thank you!!

ynmybaby GUYS I WAS THERE AND SHE DID AMAZING!! IT WAS LITERALLY A DREAM COME TRUE SHE WAS SO SWEET!! SHE STAYED A LITTLE LONGER AFTER IT WAS OVER SO SHE CAN MEET HER FANS!!! 🥹🥹💖

ynsbabygirl she’s such an angel 🥺♥️

timmytimmy did Timothèe showed up???? 👀

ynmybaby tbh I was so focused on Y/n I didn’t even look around me from the moment she was on stage lol

timmytimmy i got you girl 😮‍💨

chalamtfan guys I don’t think he was there. I mean someone would see him but there’s no pictures of him so idk 🤷🏼‍♀️

ynfan2 breathtaking ❤️‍🔥

username49 Timmy liked again!

randomuser i wish timmy was there tho

yourusername ok so usually I don’t like talk about this stuff, but as you can see, it’s my account that you’re commenting on and i was having a good time with you guys but everytime i see comment like this i feel like that’s all I’m worthy of and it makes me uncomfortable. So please be more respectful about this stuff. Take care <3

randomuser you’re right i’m sorry. I won’t bring it up again

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enews Timothèe Chalamet showed up at Coachella watching his ex girlfriend Y/n L/n’s performance. We are wondering what will “sources” say about this.

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timmytimmy I KNEW IT!!

chalamalabingbong OFC HE WAS THERE FOR HIS GIRL

ynfan2 he was so sweet to fan but he was hiding and he never took his eyes off of Y/n 🥺

username49384 well it explains everything right???

callmebyyourpeach i wonder if she knows he was there

ynmybaby E! News is on team Y/n&Timothèe everyone!!!!!

tchalafann i mean they’re not wrong 👀

timmychalamt Guys! I was there and I saw him. He watched her perform and sometimes he sang along with her. He took pictures of her everytime she got close to his side. And I’m not too sure about that but when she started singing “holding on” there was tears in his eyes.

ynmybaby it was their song 🥺

timotea0 this made me cry 🤧

sweettimmy wait really????? 😭

timtim24 I’m actually crying I feel so sad for him. He loses the girl he loves, everyone is making fun of him for something that isn’t even true and now deuxmoi claims that he was dating Taylor and he cheated on her with Kylie.

sweetteaa what?💀

timotheefan15 istg that girl is crazy . Leave him alone!!

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tchalametdaily after all this, they’re still claiming that him and Kylie are officially dating?? Now that’s what I call crazy.

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yourfan8 I’m done 💀

timmyfan04 HE LITERALLY SAID HE WASNT DATING THAT GIRL OH GOD

randomuser93 i love & support them!

timmytim wtf

ynynyn9 they’re not even dating 🤡

timmytimmy leave him alone for god’s sake!

randomuser look, idk the details of this whole situation but didn’t he literally showed up at his ex’s performance? There is a video of him looking at her with tears in his eyes and they’re still talking about that plastic bitch? I wonder how much kris payed them.

ynmybaby Y/n claims that they ended their relationship on good terms but i think there is something else going on. She was asked about timmy this morning and she looked so uncomfortable. I really wonder what’s going on but I don’t want my girl to feel uncomfortable.

username953 what if he really cheated on her?

randomuser no way he would do that to her but i think the rumors are part of the reason they broke up.

randomuser97 “devil works hard, kris works harder.”

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ynlndaily Timothée at Y/n’s performance last year vs now :/

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ynsbabygirl does it ever drive you crazy…

ynmybaby just how fast the night changes…

timmytimmy I still remember when he hyped his girl every chance he got and after she finished her song he said “that’s my girl” and the fans went crazy :((

sweettimmy BRING THEM BACK 😭

kissmeyn God pls let Timmy and Y/n get back together

username491 I don’t think they’ll get back together

chalametfann he was so excited for his girl (he was literally jumping the moment she got to the stage😭) and after the performance him and Y/n met with fans and had so much fun together I MISS THAT SO MUCH

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enews Timothée Chalamet and Y/n L/n spotted together, seemingly arguing about something.

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kissmeyn wait wait

ynmylove I saw the other pics, they were not arguing!

timotheefan8 pls get back together pls plsss

ynmybaby no arguing my babies just hug each other and forget everything

ynsbabygirl I saw the other pictures. She was laughing in one pic. And his hands was on her waist on another 👀

timmytimmy omg is it really happening???

timotheefan15 yesyesyes

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timmyandynupdates GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!

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ynmybaby damn, they were arguing last week now here we are. I’m so happy tho!!

ynsbabygirl they can’t resist each other anymore

timmytimmy OMGOMGOMG

tchalafann I was waiting for this one!!!

timotheefan15 they look happy 🥺

randomuser isn’t that kylie’s new boy toy?

timotea0 no, that’s Y/n L/n’s boyfriend Timothèe Chalamet.

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yourusername Tu me manques depuis le moment où tu m'as quitté, he said.

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tchalamet Empecé a extrañarte tan pronto como nos despedimos, she said.

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ynsbabygirl SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS PLS

ynmybaby OK OK!! The caption is “I’ve been missing you since the moment you left me” in French and Timmy’s comment says “I started to miss you as soon as we said goodbye.” in Spanish.

timmytimmy I love when they talk to each other with their first language 🥺

chalametfann SO THEY’RE BACK TOGETHER?? 😭

kissmeyn YESS!! They’ve been spotted kissing yesterday!!! 🥹🥹🥹

timmytim THANK GOD!

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@iloveneilperry @miawastakens

[krirebr]

Hello, my dear Kris! So after reading the newest fic from the Trapped AU… I just can’t stop thinking about those two. And you know me… I’m all about making my heart hurt with a little angst…

Can we get a snippet or drabble or your thoughts on an angsty moment -and Andy’s surprisingly soft reaction- that takes reader by surprise by the end of it…

Maybe she’s not feeling well and missing all the comforts of her old life- the things she would do when not feeling well prior to this life with Andy

Or maybe, after accidentally seeing a calendar while cleaning in Andy’s office, reader realized a special day has passed or is approaching.

Or maybe she feels a twinge of jealousy when she sees another beautiful women flirting with Andy and she’s so thrown- never once thinking she could ever feel that way with about him

Any little bit of angst where Andy uncharacteristically (at least for now) comforts her in the softest way possible- and maybe this is her kryptonite (and maybe it even turns her on a little) Would Andy use this new knowledge to his advantage? Of course he would 😈

I just want him to be soft and not so terrifying 🥺😭🫠

My heart is so torn 😭🫠

I love them and even him- you evil mastermind!

(Kris 👆while writing this lovely verse)

(Also- I LOVE trash pandas, so I hope you are not offended that I depicted you as one in your evil genius mode 😅)

Carly! I love this prompt! I had to think really hard about the inciting incident, but once I thought of it, I knew exactly what to do. This Andy can absolutely get soft. That's part of what he wants in his perfect life! It'll just always be on his terms. 😈

And no offense at all at the trash panda! That's exactly what I look like when coming up with ideas for this verse. 😏

Pairing: Andy Barber x f!reader - from Trapped AU

Warnings: Just general kidnapping/basement wife/toxic relationship warnings that come with this AU. All of my work is 18+ - Minors DNI

It started with a mug.

Andy presented it to you about a week after you moved upstairs. It was your favorite color (your real actual favorite, not something he’d decided you liked) and had a pretty vine pattern etched into it. It was your mug. You drank your tea out of it every day. And you tried to tell yourself that it was bad because everything that came from him was bad. But it was yours. No one else drank out of it. Only you. It felt like the only thing in the world that you actually owned. 

And so, as you looked at the shattered pieces on the floor, as you told yourself that this was fine, that it was just another thing in this house full of things, all you felt was immense, gut-wrenching loss. You sank down next to the pile of shards on the ground. Maybe you could piece it back together, or, or– You didn’t know what to do. And you knew you were being ridiculous but you started crying. Sobbing. You’d already lost so much. And now the last thing on earth that belonged to you was gone too, and you were the one who destroyed it.

You heard Andy’s footsteps come into the kitchen, but you couldn’t see him from where you were crouched behind the island. “What was that crash?” he asked, harshly. The sob you let out brought him around to where you were. He looked down at you, his hands on his hips. “What happened here?”

You looked up at him through your teary eyes. He was going to be so upset with you. “I’m sorry,” you gasped. “I’m so sorry! I don’t know what happened. It fell, and, and– it’s gone now.” You tried to wipe your face clean, but you couldn’t stem the stream of tears.

“You didn’t throw it?” Andy asked.

“No! No, I would never!” You hoped he could see how sincere you were. 

He sighed and crouched down in front of you. “Explain to me why you’re so upset.”

You struggled for a moment, no idea how to put everything you were feeling into words. And you were so scared of saying the wrong thing. Finally, all you could come up with was, “You gave it to me.”

“Oh, sweetheart,” he cooed as his face completely softened, no hint of anger or a coming reprimand remaining on it. He gently grasped your elbows, “Here, let’s get you up. I don’t want you to hurt yourself on any of the shards.” 

He raised you up slowly, then guided you into one of the stools at the counter. Then he went to the little kitchen closet and grabbed the broom and dustpan. As he started to clean up, you rushed to stand. Andy hardly ever cleaned anything. That was your job. “Oh no,” you tried to stop him. “That’s ok, I can do it!”

He just hushed you, as he quickly made a pile of the shards and scooped them into the pan, and then into the trash. “See?” he said, “all done. It’s fine.” He ushered you into the living room and pulled you down into his lap on the couch, wrapping you tight in his arms. “I’ll get you a new one,” he said softly. “Even prettier than the last one.”

Without even thinking about it, you laid your head on his shoulder, as he ran his hand up and down your back. “You’re such a good girl,” he whispered. “I’m so glad you’re here. You make me so happy.” You knew you should hate that. You knew that it should make you angry. But you were just so relieved that he wasn’t upset with you, you couldn’t help but sink into him. 

After a few moments of just cuddling, he spoke again, his low voice right next to your ear. “I think you need a break, huh? How about we just spend the day together? Your chores can wait til tomorrow. We’ll even order dinner in tonight. How’s that sound?”

You were so worn out, from your sobbing, yes, but also, from everything, so all you could do was nod into his shoulder.

“Ok, then that’s what we’ll do. Just me and my good girl,” he said, his voice maybe the gentlest you’d ever heard.

“Thank you, Andy,” you sighed.

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ok this might sound weird but… how would aew men react to having a partner who acts like Chelsea Green so she is a karen on screen hopefully that makes sense😭..

AEW Stars React to: You Being A Karen (on-screen)

Pairings: Orange Cassidy x Fem!Reader, MJF x Fem!Reader, Kenny Omega x Fem!Reader, Hook x Fem!Reader, Eddie Kingston x Fem!Reader, Ricky Starks x Fem!Reader, Christian Cage x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 910

Supreme Speaks: hey yall sorry for being MIA, my life has changed so much so please keep me in good thoughts. anyways, i'm back and thanks to @cassie0sstuff requesting and sorry for not responding. Imma try my best to upload as much as possible this week. please remember that you are loved and appreciated.

Warnings: none i think

Taglist: @cassie0sstuff @wwenhlimagines @hooks-martin @hookerforhook @sheinthatfandom @eddie-kingstons-wifey

Okay for this I can only imagine yall doing the whole Karen thing if the other person was truly in the wrong…not when someone is literally just doing their job

Orange Cassidy

He’s just going with the flow man

This is the face before you start yellin 😐

And this is the face after you start yellin 😐

He literally would let you go on a rant and finally, when you walk away he’ll say

“What she said”

Will tell you to chill out if you’re going overboard

Cassidy literally doesn’t have the energy to be playing with you or feeding into your antics

Because of this, Kris, Trent, and Chuck have to pull you off of the other person He loves it when you scream at his opponents; he starts chuckling in their faces

Hook

Tries to calm you down….sometimes

Like Cassidy, Hook is not with the yelling and screamin (unless its in other ways wink wink)

He’s a very quiet and stoic person if you didn’t know

Will shut you down before you even get started

Like I’m talking will pick you up and remove you from the room

However, if it’s a time when you really can’t be stopped, Hook will sit back and observe

With a huge ass smirk as you’re mouthing off at his opponent

After it’s all said and done, he says, “Fuck around and find out”

Only will allow you to do it once he can’t be bothered to yell or complain

Eddie Kingston

Man either loves it or he’s not phased

Like it has become a part of his routine; wake up, get ready, hear you yell, kick-ass, sleep, repeat

He loves to see you go off the handles every once in a while, especially when confronting Claudio or Jericho

You: You keep getting involved with business that’s not yours! You are not the authority here! I’ll sue you!

Eddie: SHE WILL TAKE ALL YOUR PENNIES YOU SWISS LEX LUTHOR!

Other times you fade into the background

Fenix: Do you hear her?

Eddie: Not really, at this point it’s white noise…or maybe I’m going deaf

I also think he would just place you in front of him when he's finished talking so you can scream the rest of his thoughts

Kenny Omega

Your character is primarily on BTE

He feeds into it

Will tattletale on Nick and Matt to you

“You two are in big trouble when Y/N gets here! Ooooooooo!”

Will hide behind you and stick his tongue out at Nick and Matt

I think he would also just tell Kota (who can do no wrong) to let you angry translate for him

Kenny would be the significant other who 100% percent supports their partner

Even if they are in the wrong…he won’t let you know when you’re wrong

If you really went in on someone, he would quietly apologize after you leave

MJF

OH THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Feeds into it x5000

A smirk would be on his face as he states that you are his secret weapon

Will lie to people just for a chance to see you yell at people

Brings you to his matches so you can yell at referees about their “mistakes”

Will act like a Karen when you get ejected from a match

“NO YOU SMHUCK! YOU CAN’T GET MAD CAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR JOB!”

He might leave the match since you’re not there

Sits back stage and sulks while you scream at everyone in sight

Tbh, you are both Karens with the way he acts

You both have to drag each other away

Christian Cage

Hehe, this man is the biggest Karen

Don’t hit me, but this man would use you as a shield and scapegoat (character speaking wise)

He would hide behind you and tell you to tell off his opponent

Will send you to do interviews for him, loves it when you get feisty and start yelling

He would also send you off to let Tony his list of demands (of what he wants in his locker room and wish)

If he said anything outta pocket and gets confronted, he’ll say it was you

“I didn’t say your mom is hot…Y/N said it! Wait-“

Hear me out…he has several voice messages saved with you screaming your head off

Uses it when you’re not there to get his point across

God forbid anyone starts yelling back at you…he would unleash hellfire upon them

Ricky Starks

Okay at first…he was annoyed

Like he didn’t understand why your character goes around yelling at people and how it got over

But once he turned heel, he understood

It was hella funny yet justified…especially when one of you got disrespected

Ricky tries his best not to laugh on screen when you’re screaming

Will join in and verbally jump the person

You: You are so horrible at your job! Like how did you-

Ricky: I got this baby…YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE AT YOUR JOB AND YOU DESERVE TO CHOKE-

He is quick to get merchandise made with your Karen slogans

Cuts people off and threats to get you...which makes them instantly shut up

[mogoce-nocoj]

extensive gig reports, Berlin 12.03.24 + Leipzig 13.03.24 💕

they got kinda long oops

Berlin

queue curse: missed jure walking by and nace and kris laughing at the queue for turning up the volume of cha cha cha because of looking for a public toilet and getting food respectively 🫠

jc stewart also walked by like four? times and people only started noticing around the third time or something, sorry jc stewart

bojan said that they love playing in smaller venues during soundcheck which made me laugh because of the downgraded berlin venue

kris ngvot but he looked so unenthusiastic about it and only did it after talking to bojan who I guess talked him into it? sorry kris, you were amazing though

bojan loved the shirt @zadig-fate made for him ❤️ he's such a nerd for being obsessed with eurotrip and was so excited to be like “this is a eurotrip quote!!!” lmao

bojan got a harmonica, said he couldn't play it, and then still played the wedding march on it because of course he was able to do that

bojan's slut leather(?) shirt 🫠 I hope damon suggested he should wear it because you could see his chest very well and he was moving so much and jfc

ended up on kris's side and since this was a no barrier stage he and his pants and ass were so close to me that I felt awkward directly looking at him 😭

jan just doing jan stuff. annoying jure and hitting his cymbals. casually sitting down onto the piano chair during umazane misli while continuing to play the guitar. this guy I swear

bojan got so emotional during EW that it actually made me emotional too. and the panic attack cheer 😂

the fact that the song can stay “schlager” for us german audiences and bojan yapping something about imagining that we're at an old people birthday party or something idk

the guys were very confused about the berlin flag 😂 jan was kinda holding it, very unsure, then went over to kiki, then went over to nace and they were just kind of. looking at the flag and then jan turned to kris and mouthed "berlin??" and kris signalled him a yes which was very funny

just. the vibes of the crowd. everyone was so respectful and we genuinely had an amazing energy. berlin crowd I love you so much

vita said they got the stage measurements beforehand and knew that racik's art wouldn't fit on the stage lmao. she's also super sweet and so easy to talk to. love u vita thanks for all the photos (selfishly glad she's pausing her studies for this)

hugged teya before she had to leave and didn't get to talk to nace and kris but managed to catch jan afterwards and had him sign in my gig book and it was? such a nice crowd? everyone was waiting and chatting for a bit and then when we were all finished jan was hovering there a bit awkwardly before saying bye and leaving. it was amazing and so chill (again. berlin crowd I love you.)

Leipzig

jure was walking by and we waved and a person turned around to see who we were waving at and let out a very loud “oh my god” after spotting jure. absolutely hilarious, we all burst out laughing

while the queue was being organised, kris, jc stewart with jure, vita, and nace behind them were walking down the street next to the queue and nace waved at us but no one paid attention (busy with the queue) so he kinda. stopped lmao

literally like ten minutes after that, jan seemed to try catching up to them but didn't know where to go so he just stared very intently at his phone and stopped in the middle of the street, turned left and walked right by us, then apparently went to far and had to turn back. top ten janči moments

kris walked into the soundcheck with a mug in his hand and left pretty quickly again after soundcheck was finished, he's just so funny to me

bojan said that it was a nice change that the EA crowd were mostly germans which like. ok.

the boys came down to us to talk and take pics with us after the soundcheck??? so nice of them but it confused the hell out of me (I wasn't prepared and was very intimidated by suddenly having a bojan directly in front of me)

a friend I was with asked bojan about the jo travel curse and munich because it's been horrible at least for us living in germany (snow chaos for munich, snow chaos when trying to travel to esns in january, train strike on the day of the berlin gig) and he just kinda forgot about munich until he was like “oh yeah right. it was still an amazing gig though.” 🥺

okay so. now we come to what was an absolutely insane concert

first we saw the eyeliner jure pic and went “oh my god??” and then he actually came on stage like that and we lost it. and then bojan came on stage with that lace shirt and we lost it again. not kidding when I say my favourite insane moment was me turning around to grip @itskrejsaitsparty's hand as I was trying to comprehend what I was seeing. Just. jfc.

bojan asked who had never been to a JO gig before and from what I could see it was around 50%? so there were a lot of new people which is probably also one reason why the energy was insane like that

bojan couldn't stop holding his belt and thrusting his hips, what the fuck 🫠

since I was in the middle I was also privvy to many cute jance looks and moments, they really are just like that on stage

the nace solo because someone requested a bass solo?? and how nace started and everyone joined and then bojan's “let's go nace” just. what even was happening at that point

everything surrounding metulji. first bojan giving jan that pic to “get him in the mood.” jan pretending to kiss it. it falling down making us all giggle and bojan already being on the brink of losing it and then losing it completely and jan stopping to just play different chords on the piano while bojan was trying to get it together. we really broke him 😭 and he was trying so hard to get back into the sad metulji mood and then he apologised for it afterwards like “i'm sorry this was so unprofessional of me” like dude. the was the best moment I've ever seen on stage

bojan was so keyed up that when kiki came to him to switch guitars he just bounced around him and started saying stuff to kiki and leaned his face towards him (I wouldn't be surprised if he expected another cheek kiss but shhhhh)

bojan AGAIN because he was jumping over the barrier and back on stage right next to me after umazane misli and I was like. what do I do. Do I, like, help him??? Can he do it by himself??? what if he topples over and I'm right next to him. Gah. In the end I just pressed myself back into @braveheart1418, stared at the back of bojan's lace shirt in slight horror and let Kiki do his thing 🫠 (I need a bojči break now I'm too anxious for any of this)

the gig went by so quickly because of all the stuff that happened that it was such a surprise when they said it was nearly over

I literally sank onto the floor after the gig because I couldn't understand what had just happened. so many memorable moments. I'm glad everyone just went down onto the floor with me, love you ❤️

everyone (except kris) came out to talk and take pics afterwards but bojan left quickly because of his health. and also, you know. damon baker. what a sweetheart. with all the stuff that happened, being able to talk to him about his art was such a lovely moment and I still can't believe that he was there

In the most funniest turn of events I managed to have everyone including damon baker sign in my gig book except for kris which is hilarious to me and so very fitting for him

I'm still trying process everything that happened but thank you so much to everyone I met and talked to and who made stuff for me, in particular @zadig-fate, @izpira-se-zlato, @braveheart1418, @esskuesli, @occhi-verdi-come-il-mare and @itskrejsaitsparty 💕💕💕

[saucyjothoughts]

hey saucy <3 this is quite a self-indulgent ask, although maybe something similar has been submitted here before (sorry if that's the case 😭) but I just had this thought come into my head whilst trying to sleep.

so, I've always been very self-conscious about my weight and my body, but especially recently I've been feeling it a lot. I have stretch marks all across my hips and over my lower stomach and down the tops of my thighs which suddenly got a lot worse for like no apparent reason? and obviously I kinda hate them a lot 😅 and it made me realise that although I haven't been intimate with someone for quite a while, if I were to right now I think I would actually be too self-conscious to want my body to be fully seen, which makes me sad.

I was wondering if you could write a little something about how each of the boys would react to their partner telling them they're incredibly self-conscious about showing their body during sex, and also what kinds of things they'd be willing to do to make someone feel more comfortable. if they'd suggest wearing a blindfold or doing stuff over clothes or under the bedsheets or with the lights off, maybe? just so I can have some shameless fantasies to really resonate with and make me smile :)

thank you so much! 🫶

Sorry you've been feeling this way, Anonyboo! Please enjoy some thoughts below.

You might also enjoy this.

Bojan: when you said you haven't been intimate with anyone in a long time, Bojan took that as a personal challenge. He started doing everything he could to make you feel comfortable around him, sharing his own insecurities and showering you with compliments.

Jan: wears a blindfold for you the first time. He lets you place his hands wherever you allow, lets you undress yourself and feel his touch on you when he can't see anything. It's great for him, the sensory deprivation making every touch so much more intense, every piece of skin you want to place under his hands or on his lips... Has he ever told you how good you smell?

Jure: doesn't understand how you can think your body is anything other than wonderful. Let him draw all over your stretch marks... No, actually, command him to draw all over your stretch marks. Let him practice his shibari on you and enjoy how the ropes dig into your flesh. Sit on his face and let him drown. You can't be self-conscious when he's begging you like this.

Kris: loves the way the light falls over your curves. He discovered early on that you feel more comfortable in low light. It started with a bedside lamp, then candlelight, now he has a range of ambient colours which play over your edges beautifully. His photography is amateur, but he keeps trying anyway - showing off the best shots of you and trying to convince you to let him commission them into paintings to have on the wall.

Nace: loves your stretch marks. He has his own, all across his belly. Bojan calls them his tiger stripes but he's always hated them. It wasn't until he started seeing the same insecurities in you and realising that you weren't attractive despite your body but because of it that he started seeing the beauty in himself as well. Maybe he's not ready to film himself making love to you yet. But he's getting there.

[s4pphic-sh3nan1gans]

bokris yapping you say 👀 what do you think about them hypothetically having children? like we all know bojan wants nothing more than to be a balkan dad but kris doesn't really share his opinion on kids plus he's an older brother so that i guess also affects him. i mean imo bojan would love to have children sooner but kris would love to wait. so how do you think would they go about having children in general?

sorry it took me a while to get to this! the album release had me very distracted 😭 this is such an adorable ask though!!! <3

okay so I think if I'm remembering this correctly from somewhere, Bojan said not too long ago that he used to have in his mind that he wanted kids when he's around 30, but he also now doesn't mind if he waits a bit longer than that (I don't know where I'm remembering that from though so I apologise if I have that wrong 😅). as for Kris, I don't remember hearing about his thoughts on having kids either, but from a hypothetical standpoint, I also think he'd probably want to wait a bit but make sure that he's on the same page as his partner (and in this case, that would be Bojan 🥰).

I imagine that it's something both of them would really only consider when their pace of life has slowed right down and they are able to step back from commitments for an extended amount of time, so I can see them both being between the ages of 30-35 in this hypothetical scenario. maybe one day Bojan mentions something about having kids off-handedly to Kris for no other reason than the fact it's just been on his mind lately, although maybe it's also subconsciously to gauge a reaction. Kris doesn't think he's entirely serious at first, he's just doing that thing he sometimes does where he thinks and fantasises about the future out loud, but then he takes a look at Bojan's face after he's quiet for a moment and sees something there in his eyes. then, they both realise that actually, maybe this is something they do both want and maybe, finally, they are ready for it.

they might talk about adoption and I can totally see them doing that, however, I remember Bojan saying about wanting at least 2 kids so what if they also considered surrogacy... one time with Bojan's genes and one time with Kris'.

aaaaand one final thought about them as parents: they would both absolutely dote on their children, but if they were going to be assigned into the stereotype, Bojan would be the "fun parent" and Kris would be the "strict parent" (although I use the word "strict" very loosely - I just think he'd be a little more so than Bojan who would absolutely act like a kid himself at times when interacting with their children 😭)

[lovvecherrymotion]

29 and 33 for Jance

29. First date? (Give as much or little detail)

anon ily for this.

i think their first date was pretty casual - they don't seem like the type of people to... make a big deal out of it? i could see them going out for a walk and enjoying the day together (holding hands if they feel brave enough - it's not something they haven't done before, but it feels a little more intimate now).

they check some small record store on their way back home and nace insists on buying jan a vinyl he really wanted (and jan will complain, but nace is having none of it - and seeing jan's adorable shy smile is more than enough).

the day probably ends with them cooking dinner together, just like they've done a million other times, except now jan steals kisses whenever nace turns over to look at him and nace gets to hug jan from behind, leaving a trail of kisses on his neck as he (tries) to wash the dishes after dinner.

turns out, the dishes can wait until tomorrow.

33. What is their wedding day like?

ANON, I LOVE YOU.

so i've talked about this a lot but...

they figure out a compromise between a big and a small wedding - turns out they don't even want to invite that many people, but they decide to splurge a little to make it look and feel really nice. it's a nice mix of family, old friends, esc friends... and everyone gets along well! (jere FINALLY comes to slovenia and they all joke about him needing a whole wedding to fly over)

their pets are involved in some way - if it's too stressful to involve them in the ceremony itself, i could see them having a photoshoot with them (imagine igor with a little bowtie 😭) just so they have a memory of the day with them.

bojan cries a lot. kris is also very emotional but he hides it better (i can see it getting to him when he's making a speech and he just looks at jan, someone he's known his entire life, and his heart is filled with love and fondness). jure has the most fun but at the end of the night he gives them both a hug and tells them he's never been so happy for anyone else. martin makes sure everyone remembers this only happened because of him (after all, he's the one who suggested nace to replace him).

their first dance is to astp. of course. what else could it be?

and their honeymoon is in japan.

this is a little bonus thing i came up with a few days ago actually and... putting it under a cut because this is already too long

something old - jan had a shirt he got from his older brother and replaces one of the buttons on his wedding shirt with one of the buttons on the old shirt he got him. nace gets a little piece of a plaid black and white shirt sewed on the inner part of his suit

something new - jan gets a new tie from kris (his eyes filled with tears and jan has to take a deep breath not to cry either). nace gets a new bracelet from his sister - it's silver and it has a little treble clef charm on it

something borrowed - jure has to give jan extra socks because he forgot his own socks on his wedding day somehow. nace borrows a belt from bojan because it just fits him better than the belt he had picked

something blue - they both get matching blue underwear for their big day. the giggle about it at the store when they pick it out but they both wear it

THIS IS SO LONG I'M SORRY I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! (i also have a moodboard but this is like. insanely long as it is)

[fluffyjothoughts]

Hello- I'm the 🍶 anon from saucy's blog and sorry to bother you with this weird thing I need to imagine that I'm being comforted for a very specific thing (sorry about that)

It's that some months ago I performed a song with some people in my school and it went horribly wrong. I'm going to spare the details (none of us got injured, it just sounded bad) but it still haunts me to this day, so I thought maybe this could help? Like , reading this lovely band comforting the reader after something they poured their heart into went terrible (it can be whatever)

I'll understand if you don't want to answer it and I really don't want to bother you, sorry, I LOVE YOU (sorry for screaming)

Hello, 🍶boo! thank you for stopping by and I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!! i totally feel you, considering i’ve had my fair share of performances that could have been better, but here’s the boys comforting you after!

High school au, btw!

Kris: Although you and Kris went to different schools, they were still relatively close, making him waiting for you (when he doesn’t have to watch his siblings) and vice versa,a common practice. He knew your performance was that day and how you were both excited and nervous to perform. He waited for you outside of the school with a soft boyish grin and his hands in his pockets, his cheeks red from the slight October chill. He waved at you and approached you, his brows furrowing when he saw how upset you looked. He listened as you explained how wrong everything went, walking you back to his house with your hands intertwined. When you two got back to his house, his parents greeted you and let you go to his room where he cuddled you and cheered you up, telling you that it’s fine and that surely everyone but you was wrong.

Bojan: He was in the crowd, making it so much worse. You stared at him sad and scared, his reassuring smile urging you to at least finish the performance and get off the stage as soon as you can. While it was over you just couldn’t help but to avoid him to your best ability until he finally caught up to you during lunch and asked you why you were ignoring him. After you began crying about how bad you thought you sounded, he got Martin to tell you all the times he’s messed up (with video evidence, of course) while playing live.

Jan: You didn’t plan on telling him how badly it went. While you loved him to pieces you knew that sometimes he didn’t know how to comfort you or how to react. After school he approached you and wrapped his arm around your shoulders he without elaborating lead you to the cafe near the local park and ordered your favourite drink before taking leftovers of some snacks he had bought during lunch for you two to share. When you’d asked him why he just said “you look like you needed comfort” and shrugged.

Jure: This boy is mad awkward. He doesn’t really know how to comfort you at first when you come upset and slightly irritated (at yourself, not him, but he needs a bit to figure it out) so he ends up texting his friend about what to do, and ends up getting you flowers and chocolate with an awkward grin before hugging you and kissing your cheek.

Nace: He is a huge teddy bear so he ends up being the best pillow and vent buddy. You’re laying in his bed and playing with his fingers while you listen to some music on his speaker and he pets your hair, letting you get it out of your system before assuring you that you’re still good at what you do and that everyone has their bad days, when they don’t sound good or play good. he offers to bake with you because he thinks it’d be a fun idea so you end up baking cookies in his kitchen in the afternoon with his parents greeting the two of you in between.

(idk man this is as nice as i could get it also i’m 100% sure a bunch of Nace’s manners are taught to him by his grandma and that jure was mad awkward in high school considering he did engineering hs in slovenia😭😭)

[shiraoyagi]

godddd as a DDLC fan the quality of mods is *so frustrating*

So many of them have, like, the seed of a fantastic idea in there, it's set up beautifully, and then it just trips and falls into the mud either because there's a blatant mischaracterization, or nonsensical storytelling presentation, or what have you.

There's one, maybe two, really good (extended length) mods, and I still have gripes with them.

Salvation Remake is ALMOST PERFECT but the Monika B plot is so much better than the SayorixMC A plot that I want to skip every single scene of it.

Also ironically re: your post, the FNF/DDLC mod is also very good lmao.

YEAH literally like yesterday, my friend and i were looking at this mod where it was about mc like... gradually realizing that he's in a game and him being self aware, and the set up was slow (paced properly) and looked somewhat promising at the start only for the characters to start jumping to conclusions WAY too fast and then there being a really mishandled scene about sayori's depression and then we stopped reading it 😭 it really read like the writer wanted to get to the "fun" part already at the cost of the pacing, and it was just a gradual decline in quality until it just became... not good. at all.

in general, i do really like the idea of mc having existentialism over being well.. a main character (and unsurprisingly, one of my favorite toby fox characters is kris deltarune, so that checks out)

and sorry for going on a tangent, i feel like he just does not have any fan content that expands on his character in a meaningful way? like he has a defined personality that also shows his supposed lack of personality since he's supposed to be nothing more than a vn mc, and i feel like there's a lot of potential to make stuff with out of that.

i tried dissecting a lot of his lines in act 1 (i haven't gotten around to going through the whole game again for this purpose), and i think it's interesting how he has underlying insecurities and also a definite sense of apathy ... which i think hints towards his "genericness" since he's supposed to be a blank slate for us to project onto (and therefore he would have no major goals, thus resulting in him seeming apathetic), but it's also interesting how this is warped in act 2 (and i haven't seen anyone talk about it?)

ignoring ddlc plus lore because i don't know how it would factor in here; mc in act 2 is interesting because i think, like the girls, something about him was modified by monika. i don't think you can chalk up his change in personality just to the absence of sayori in his life, because sure yeah while there is things like him feeling bitter when seeing groups of friends (due to not having any himself), his other actions suggest it's something else imo.

most prominently is his lack of reaction to situations, as in act 1, mc is always describing his feelings to us and remarking on how the other characters do things vividly. in act 2, his descriptions gradually become duller and duller, until he gets to the point of when natsuki sees yuri's dead body, all he has to say about it was "natsuki ran away."

additionally, he never interferes in situations where i think he would've in act 1, such as yuri's confession scene, for example, especially with how quickly he was to try and reassure sayori about her depression in act 1 (despite his conflicted feelings about the situation).

also we know the exact moment mc was fully gone, which is interesting. he thinks of some garble text right before natsuki shows up to walk in on seeing yuri's dead body, meaning that mc was probably conscious that whole weekend 😭 and just had to stare at yuri's dead body. which is. something. but besides that, the exact moment is at the end of act 2 when monika deletes natsuki and yuri and tells the player to hold on for a second, only for the interface to glitch out ... which might be part of why mc doesn't have a chr file, dan salvato not seeing him as a character otherwise . I don't know. help

[sc0tters]

after sidney’s phone call, rory is definitely placing unnecessary pressure on herself-

and i feel like the defiantly the team definitely notices, maybe letang (one of the older guys for sure) brings it to the attention of one of the athletic trainers/sports therapists/psychologist

and after the fact, whoever it is that tells the trainer/therapist/psychologist is going around voicing his concern

(because maybe she’s notably carefree or doesn’t stress beofre the draft, idk an iconic interview)

and then sidney realizes it’s because he pulled the shit he did

(but he absolutely doesn’t do anything about it for a while, even after realizing)

i’m sorry this got a little long😭

I literally loved this, if anyone wants to send more of these for any of the AUs please do! Let me know if you guys want a pre/post draft iconic interview though!

Kris likes Rory because she’s become friends with Alexander always asking his dad about him.

So one day when Kris gets to the rink early he sees Rory out doing laps which he first thinks nothing of but then when he sees Sidney come into view yelling at her for being too slow Kris wants to lose it seeing what looked like the life get sucked out Rory’s eyes.

As much as Kris wanted to get involved he didn’t want to get you into any more trouble than what it seemed you were already in so he decided to keep the news to himself before he went home after practice to tell Catherine who literally chewed him out for not standing up for you.

So Kris repeats his actions from the morning the next day where he sees the same thing happen all over again. This time he looks to Aimee the teams sports psychologist as he just wants to make sure that Rory is okay.

After the next game Catherine avoids Sidney like the plague because she doesn’t know if she could keep her mouth shut to him and instead goes to talk to Rory.

That game had been a rough one for Rory because it was against the Islanders and she spent most of her time on the ice been shoved against the board so when she scored the winning OT goal she literally cries in the post game interview as she repeats how she didn’t think she could do it.

Sidney starts to feel bad because that’s her first NHL goal but her confidence was so badly knocked that she couldn’t even celebrate it.

[alex-supremacy4]

happy (?) vent

im just scared to get away. too scared..

am i overreacting? im clinging to tia and ash too much, am i. but i love them (/p). they're one of the few people i trusted immediately when i recently met them. (well not rlly, me and ash mrt a year ago) but i feel like im clinging onto them.

tia? she was the one that told me everything. i dont know how shes so pretty. and i cant even explain her in words. but.. (calum... 😕.)

and ash? well, it was really sweet towards me and it also treated me much more better than wy and junk ever did combined. i want to pay them back for what theyve done for me.

and vitt.. <33 (/p). why did you pour the whole bottle of alcohol onto micheals leg whst was the meanjng of this his fucking leg got PENETRATRD WITH FUCKING SHARP ASS SPIKES AND SPLINTERS?? 😭😭🙏 either way, hes an amazing person.

every one of my friends (especially you guys @dazed-moth @peckforlovingheck @ithinkimightbeagoose and kris because i forgot his user) are like a sacred treasure to me. i dont want to lose you. im sorry for clinging on so much, but i dont want to cut off any interaction or make you upset. i feel dumb for saying this.

[mogoce-nocoj]

sorry am i going insane or atvnb is really soooo bokris coded? i mean... the apartment, opening the door like nothing happened, a YEAR has passed, i don't sleep so well anymore, so we can hug and kiss and whisper to each other, LIKEEEEEE 😭

noooo, that's so true though!!!! (and incidentally also one of the first things @izpira-se-zlato said to me yesterday when the translation got posted, lmao)

it does fit nearly perfectly into the band hiatus, and how Bojan left them to pursue his own thing because they (Kris) didn't want to do the music he wanted to make. it's the "if this won't be anymore, love is nothing but a lie" because how can he just basically throw everything away that easily? everything they worked for ever since they were teenagers? it's the "if this won't be anymore, if you really are leaving me" because Kris never really believed that Bojan could leave the band him just like that, and then the "without looking at me even once or giving me a single reason" because really? is he really serious about it? and able to leave without looking at Kris even once?

it's the yearning. and in the middle of it the hope that maybe everything will be fine, that he comes back with hugs and kisses and the semblance of a daily life and nothing has changed after all. and then, the fear and desperation that a year will pass and everything they had will just be... gone. and it's in Serbian, which Kris obviously also understands and speaks well, so yeah, I totally get you.

[signoraviolettavalery]

PLEASE i saw "botomi" and immediately went oh it must be how they say bottoms in slovenian and only then i realized it's actually a pairing name 😭😭😭 but speaking of said pairing omg be honest do you want me to suffer??? i know you do bcs what is this my poor baby kris i'm so sorry you will be going through it in this fic 😭 (im actually looking forward to reading it but im in pain already just like kris)

Pls this is so funny bc like Slovenian loves to steal words from English and I don't think Slovenian has a word for 'bottom' in that sense so they probably do in fact use the English word and then make it plural according to slovenian grammar rules a;lskfjew;f

And, actually, I wasn't going to make anyone suffer and just make this a happy Bojan/Tomi fic and then I realized it would be perfect if Tomi notices the thing between Kris and Bojan and is like "I saw the way he was looking at you tonight. He's probably wondering where you are right now." And then it turned into a Bokris endgame because i am nothing if not predictable. But I also love the delicious complexity of it: Bojan does love Kris, but he made a mistake. And he does are about Tomi. Tomi does mean something to him. He got carried away. It's possible to love someone but also be drawn to someone else, have a history with someone else, and it's messy and complicated. But they figure it out. They talk. They go over the misunderstandings that brought them here. Bojan apologizes. Relationships are complex like that sometimes, and I wanted them to find a way through that complexity.

Also, if it makes you feel better, here's another snippet:

[maochira]

Good day!~

AHHH~ I absolutely LOVE your writing, especially your crush headcanons and NEO EL assistants headcanons! Omg, this is golden! AI've read all of them and enjoy it A LOT!~

And I have a little idea, so can I request something? I really like this one, when Barou asked their teammates for help, when he has a crush for assistant!reader. Can I ask you for something like this for Manshine boys (this is my favorite team, btw!)? Maybe, Kris finds finds out that Chigiri, Reo and Nagi have a crush on their assistant and gives them "the talk" or just tries to help them to get assistant!reader attention?

Ah, sorry, I know this's kinda mess, so ignore this if this is hard to write!

THANK YOU SO MUCH! LOVE YOU AND YOUR BLOG~

Thank you very much!! I love writing for the NEL assistant series a lot😭💟

Requests open! - NEL assistans masterlist

gn!reader

-it's a bit unfortunate that all three of them have a crush on you at the same time. They keep trying to get your attention in different ways and if you're not around, they keep fighting about who's the perfect fit for you

-Chris noticed that quickly and couldn't stand seeing them fight so much, so he called them to talk about what was going on

-the three players had to tell him the truth, but Chris only thought it was really funny

-he gives them some advice and it's a mix of genuinely good advice, but also some that shouldn't be taken too seriously

-he tells them to stop fighting about you so much because you're the one to decide who could become your boyfriend

-and besides, at that time they don't even know if you like one of them back or if you're interested in dating at all

-Chris encourages them to be honest about their feelings to you, but in a way that won't overwhelm you because learning three guys have a crush on you at the same time is quite an information to take in

-although, they're so obvious with their simping, you noticed it a while ago

[hazzybat]

omg I loved the new chapter!! There is so much going on emotionally and sorry to hijack a lovely Jance/Kris & Jan friendship chapter with my silly little bokris agenda but my brain has chosen to latch on to a new mental image you might enjoy!! Of Kris as a bat just proudly riding around on Bojans shoulder nestled into his neck, or tucked into his shirt pocket right over his heartbeat, or hanging off his belt by his hips cuz ofc they're comfortable with him being so close to the intimate areas that basically belong to Kris anyway (although I'll admit I'm also excited to read about Jan taking some ownership over those places too) I lovedddd the possessive way Bojan wrapped his tail around krises leg in chapter 2 and I love the thought of them just always touching/being with eachother with that sense of ownership and togetherness even when Kris is a cute little bat . And omg they could go on moonlit flights together too 😭

Thank you!! I'm glad you liked it and yes I utterly love KrisBat.

I love these ideas! They're all very touchy feely thankfully so I can totally see these happening!

Kris hanging like a set of keys off Bojan's belt loop. "Okay I got my wallet, my keys, my smokes and my Kris!" As he gives Kris a little head pat with his finger

They're all really sweet ideas so thank you so much for sharing them with me!