#sorry I just thought it was funny

[lact101]

She is not beating the lesbian allegations

[katanayume]

slime rancher shitpost redraw thing because i have nothing better to do

[solei-eclipse]

[quibbs126]

Okay that got a laugh out of me

[dreamiara]

it's very important to practice internet safety - use a fake name, don't post photos of yourself, don't reveal your whereabouts. my bust size is 80 cm and band size 72 cm btw

[twig-gy]

gotta love mind being a bitch in the second sentence

[kirric-the-fan]

Cure Special (Now Signet) getting her powers:

- Legacy princess sent forward in time from her kingdom to escape a bad guy and prophecy

- Normal teenager irl current time

- Wakes up one morning. Headache. Goes to clean her teeth. Wants to fall asleep again.

- Goes to grab toothbrush. It's not there. She curses. Wishes she had it. Heart shaped wine birthmark on her forehead glows with a big magical glow and fanfare, filling the room with light and prophecy, and telling her how it is time to face her legacy and protect her kingdom (backstory dump). An ornate crystalline wand with a heart topper appears in her hand- the heart staff, and she just kinda looks at it, still super tired, and oblivious, and not really registered what's gone on just yet.

- Chiyoko looking at the wand and still several hours sleep behind noticing what's going on: "That's not a toothbrush."

(She does do a brief double take but decides to dismiss the magic as her overactive imagination. She does take a look at the wand later, but ends up using it as a back-scratcher. She doesn't realise something might actually be up until her hair starts completely changing colour, now apparently tied to her emotions. Then she runs into a fairy.)

[furfurtheferret]

Ratatouille but the mc is Etoiles and he serves rats on a bloody spicy plate.

[aromantisk-fagforening]

me in response to something in my own head: "I don't understand how you think"

[andthatisnotfake]

Does the Queen know about this? 🤔

[owlsoap]

[redleaderssillyrabbit]

[tubbietommo]

It's funny having two brothers trying to figure out what to give to you for your birthday, when brother A is all about "it should be funny, a surprise" and brother B is like "I'd rather buy her something she actually likes???"

and then brother B calling me up asking me what albums I still need on vinyl cause he doesn't want to do brother A's plan, cause he thinks it's a useless present.

[canisalbus]

Today's tumblr experience.

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

the two genders or something idk

[houseofwolvess]

GREETINGS FROM THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD RESTROOM