#sorry I just

[cowboygideon]

I've been watching community (and mythic quest) and danny pudi is so beautiful it actually hurts ?? somehow ?? I'm rewinding scenes just to watch him talk !! what is happening i feel like im losing my mind. but it's just that his big brown baby cow eyes and fantastic bone structure have captivated me

[seraphdreams]

b-bonten taking turns eating you out n makin you rate each of em outta ten but you’re so fucked out you can’t choose 🥺🦋

stassie?!!?? THIS IDEA???

it’s like, a regular bonten game night turns a bit competitive when some of them don’t wanna admit their defeat to one another — it’s ran who suggests “why don’t we play a different game?” . . . you would’ve never thought his idea would be to lay you across his bed, all of the organization staring your cute body down as ran has his way with your cunt. and the way he eats it, he’s practically making out with your pussy — moaning as if he hadn’t eaten a meal as good as you before n he’s super neat with it . . . the neater you are, the sloppier you’ll become.

it’s a full rotation, to sanzu who eats it like he hasn’t the slightest respect for the cunt he creams in every other night, to koko who truly looped himself into this foolishness sheerly by accident — his dexterous tongue switching between deeply tonguefucking you to flicking at your clit.

and you can’t forget about rindou and kakucho ! rindou’s such a sweet “older brother” to kakucho, guiding him while he eats you out. kaku is new to these things and he’s quite shy as well but with rindou by his side, aiding him to “go faster — suck her clit — slip in two fingers” kaku feels like a pro.

too bad for you when you can barely remember your own name and you’re a twitching mess covered in your cum. maybe they’ll leave the rating for tomorrow — when your legs are too weak to move.

[axel-ambassador]

Every now and then I think about how tragic a character Vaggie is

Like most people don't understand the suffering she most likely went through for as long as she was in Heaven under Adam as her mentor and main authority figure and probably the closest thing she ever had to a parent. And Lute, competing with her, maybe having feelings for her, being betrayed by what was probably the closest thing she had to a friend.

What most people don't get is the heavy weight of expectation that's placed on you for having a singular purpose and needing to perform it well. They don't get how seriously that fucks up your self worth.

I am so sick of people saying she's "underdeveloped" and "only exists to be Charlie's girlfriend". I will say, I'd love to get more insight to her backstory. I'd like to see her on her own, bonding with other people, but what we have right now doesn't take away from her core character.

Vaggie doesn't understand how to work for herself, how to live for herself, because she was probably never taught. She's been taught to only perform the task she was given, and is conditioned into believing that the services she can provide defines her and her worth as a person. That's why she acts the way she does when things don't go as planned, because she messed up, and she can't handle it because she's been raised to believe that she can't mess up. Charlie simply doesn't understand that yet.

Charlie is the one thing that holds her together, that reminds her that it's okay to be imperfect, but positive reinforcements like that can be so easy to forget in moments of vulnerability. It's why Vaggie lies. It's why she's so mortified of Charlie finding out the truth. Because she knows that everything she's ever brought herself to love after her entire life got ripped away from her, could disappear, and she'd be back to having nothing.

Now, obviously, that's not true. But when you've lost everything in the past because of one wrongdoing, of course you'd be afraid of it happening again. Of course when you think the worst of yourself, you expect the worst to happen.

I hope in the future she gets the chance to have her own arc and realize how damaging her toxic mentality is to both her and her relationship with Charlie. I hope they both get to grow and learn as people and form an even stronger bond because of it. I hope Vaggie gets to finally heal and get the closure and development she deserves.

[simplepotatofarmer]

when people try to downplay the dsmp's story and roleplaying, i want to shake them because cc!techno did not write an interesting arc where his character learned to rely on his friends despite multiple betrayals and to change tactics despite the fact his violent tactics worked for people to say it was bad or pointless.

cc!techno did not drop amazing banger lines time after time and put his all into the delivery just for people to pretend like 'do you want to be hero tommy then die like one' or 'i have a pickaxe and i'll put it through your teeth' or 'you've got the wrong hostage, I CARE' mean nothing because they've decided the dsmp is cringe and bad actually.

cc!techno put so much into his character and his friends and he gave us amazing moments and i'm so so fucking thankful for that.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

so. my soul is dead. how about you guys.

i really genuinely just. cannot fucking do this again, so. i think i'm gonna have to disconnect from literally all news sources and everything that isn't escapism for the foreseeable future - maybe forever - in order to stay sane and/or alive.

i'll leave my queue on and stuff, i'll be in fandom circles, but i've been struggling to keep it together as it is, so. yeah.

[ganondoodle]

my hatred for totk has many reasons, its like made in a lab for me to hate it and i cannot escape it, that is the worst part of it all and why it wont let me go

(this is even ignoring just how much is wrong with it from a game design perspective, which is alot too, and it too makes me mad bc i care about that as well)

i, unfortunately, care about the timeline, i care about the lore and its consistency, i care about the writing and characters, i like connecting dots that were likely never meant to be connected, and most importantly, I LOVE BOTW- as such, i cannot simply ignore totks existence, as much as i wish i could, botw gets lumped together with totk like they are one game all the time, botw basically ceased to exist as its own game, you cannot look or think about as its own thing, its now always chained to the much worse 'sequel' in a way i dont see it with other game sequels, totk messes with it all, introduces stuff i utterly hate, and i cant escape it, any time i start up botw, i think of totk, everytime botw is brough up, totk will be there, anytime i try to engage with botw content, totk is there, haunting me

i sometimes i wish it did actually kill my love for the zelda franchise bc at least then i could maybe, finally let it go, even if id still be bitter about it, i maybe could let go, but thats not how this kind of obsession works, i cant just choose to not care and move on

its like the worst kind of love hate relationship that keeps chasing me in circles without a chance to rest, and everytime i think it finally slowed down, theres news about it, still, that restart the chase at full speed

[ramons-elevator]

I will never be over how much Fit loves Ramon

He started not super excited to have a kid. Why would he? He came from a wasteland of death. He knew this kid would die.

But yet the first thing Fit does everyday is check on Ramons home. Even when he disappeared, he checked. Thats how people figured how the eggs when missing was because Fit checked on Ramon first thing in the morning

Fit cherishes everything Ramon gives him. He was a garden on his roof just for flowers Ramon gave him. When he lost his sword Ramon made him, he apologized profusely and was heartbroken about it. He doesn’t touch anything of Ramon’s because thats Ramon’s.

Fit calls him his beautiful baby boy because he is. Ramon is the light in Fits world. He loves and trusts that egg so much. They can read each other like the back of their hands. Fit never doubted that Ramon was dead because Fit knew that Ramon was smart and tough. Plus Fit knows that Ramon isnt gonna die like that. Ramon is dying on his own terms and not anyone elses.

When everyone saw the eggs in the hospital, Fit kept going back to Ramons bed. Every chance he could he went back to check on him. Hell, he even started sweeping to “make sure everything is clean when they get back”. Any excuse he could make to spend a few more seconds with his boy.

Fit may not have planned on having a son, but even with the nicknames you can see Fit falling in love with having a son. He loves Ramon more than anything else.

[gamora-borealis]

WAIT A MINUTE. you know the story of daniel in the lion's den from the bible. well that actually happened to daniel howell... and he's still in there with the lion...

[panchulien]

nik being the sweetest most caring partner ever during the aftercare of absolutely wrecking john price to the point of a complete mess. but don't worry guys nik is there to pick up the pieces and put em together gently.

[defectivegembrain]

Hey it just hit me. Annie didn't know what a penis looked like. Was she already living above Dildopolis then? Girl never even peeked? Did she cover her eyes as she left the building?

[vamp4kaulitz]

a little something while i finish up requests..

!fem !dom x !sub bill

“m-mommy..! iss t-to much..♡~!” bill cries as you continue to ride him, your pussy tightening as you milked him. “awh, look at your pretty little face my slut.. ♡” you smiled as you held his chin, making him look up at you. he was completely ruined, his eyeshadow and mascara running down his face because of his tears. “n..nghh..mommy i cant..h-hah..i cant c-cum anymore.. ♡!!” he whines. “one more load for me pretty boy, come on, you can do it for your mommy.” you said as you start to ride him even quicker, making him whimper. “m-mommy slow down….! Ngh…aha!!” he moans as he grabs the sides of your waist. “F-FUCK..! mommy im about to c-cum..! p-pull out..!” he says as he tried to move you off of him.

“oh baby, you already cummed inside me about 4 times, now it’s your last time..cum for mommy, cum deep inside my warm pussy baby..♡” you smiled as you continue to milk him. “It’s coming…n-ngh..mommy♡..!” he moaned loudly as he cummed inside your warm pussy, twitching as your dripping cunt filled with his juices for the 5th time now. “fuck bill..your glad im on birth control.” you chuckle as you pull out of him, bill whining at the lost because you’ve been edging him for hours now.

“was i g-good boy for mommy..?” bill looks up at you with those beautiful brown teary eyes. “yes baby, you were a good boy for mommy. let’s get you cleaned up now.” you chuckle and kiss his cheek.

[iwasbored777]

The criticism that I've seen that Gwiles/Ghostflower receives that they "are only so connected bc they're both spiders" is silly cuz idk how to break it to ya but that's the whole point.

The point of the first movie and the reason why Spider Gang got so attached to each other so quickly is cuz they thought they were going through all of their struggles alone until they've met. They repeat this several times in the movie.

Because what they're doing is hard and they feel like no one understands them, not really, because no one in their universes has the same powers and backstories, until they found out that there are others who went through basically the same things they were going through. And it is what brought the whole team closer, and Miles and Gwen as love interests. It's not that they're only attracted to each other because of that - Miles and Gwen even started getting along before they knew about each other's powers - but that was exactly what made them (I'm talking about the whole team now as well as M and G as a potential couple) so considerate of each other from the start.

That's the plot (or one of many plots) of the movie.

[kurumeuruki]

Day 6 | Stargazing "Everywhere I go, I see his face."

[chonkymoth]

my cause of death will be joey batey in tad's music video for king,, ,. good fucking god i'm gay

[lastoneout]

Okay fr tho how do you splatter blood everywhere with a cactus?? The barbs get stuck in you, if you take a cactus and hit someone with it and then try to yank it out you are going to leave like half the spines in their skin! There's a reason you need tweezers for this shit you have to pull the spines out individually because they detach from the plant. And that's just if you step or fall onto it, HITTING someone with it is going to break the plant and leave SO MANY MORE spines in there!!

Also!! Depending on where it hits you are not even going to bleed!! Watch a video of someone pulling spines out most of the wounds don't bleed because they don't hit anything, it just gets red and itchy. This is SUCH an inefficient way to draw blood!! You will not be "splattering" any walls with anything aside from cactus spines, you're gonna be lucky if you get even a drop of blood out of your sub!!

Like this??

These spines?? Half are gonna fall off and the other half are gonna get stuck in you and need to be meticulously pulled out one by one and it WILL destroy the plant, and your BED and CARPET, in the process. A cactus is not a bludgeoning weapon!! It's not a tree!! It doesn't have the same structural stability as wood!! You cannot get more than one or two hits in because it will just BREAK!!

Genuinely this is some bafflingly ill-conceived blood sports and kink what the FUCK are you doing??? If you want to fuck someone up with a spiny plant that can withstand impact with another solid object and won't destroy your sheets and carpet forever go chop a branch off a palo verde tree like a smart kinky person!!!

[ganondoodle]

not to start this again but, could you imagine if hades 2 took place in tartarus and the other exact same stages again and just added a few more rocks and the only new stages were all same looking 3 rooms, added a few more NPCs but got rid of others with no explanation to be found, recolored some enemies, showed you the same cutscene 4-5 times that only contained information you already knew, cluttered the world with meaningless collectibles, had the most bland story entirely unconnected to the first part, undid anything that happened in teh game at the end, acted like the story of hades 1 never happened/mattered AND it cost 10 bucks more than the first?

and then if i said that it hardly feels like a proper sequel/i criticise it i get people telling me im wrong bc it definitely is a sequel bc its called that and an NPC couple has a kid now? that im stupid and just hate everything jsut because?

thats totk to me .__.