#soooooo like what i do compared to them is baby stuff lol

[roseband]

we fully got my automation system working at my job now (which... literally follows the same way i automate my gifs lmfao... mixed with an additional step that uses excel)

sooooooo since it's yearly review season I'd better get a huge raise and bonus tbh

[m1ckeyb3rry]

hello, i hope you’re doing fine! just read the new chapter of sith and came to banter about it again!!

- i’ve always wondered how colt felt about his little brother being a warrior candidate and i’m so glad you chose to touch on it in this chapter! of course, he would be upset but i also find myself thinking like was he angry or maybe disappointed in marley? because i’m pretty sure that in the first place he thought that him becoming a candidate would be enough to fix his family’s reputation and when he found out that that wasn’t the case, he must’ve been disappointed. it’s so sad to think that the moment colt was born, he kind of became the “savior” of the family and even though i’m sure that his parents love him and everything, they probably saw him as some kind of “pawn” to save themselves. i can imagine colt not wanting the same fate for his baby brother but not being able to do anything about it must be infuriating as hell. i’m sorry i just can’t help but feel awful about colt’s position in his parents’ lives🥲

- i truly enjoyed some heartwarming moments with y/n’s parents in this chapter, it was just so sweet🥺🥺 and we can now see that her mom is starting to get used to colt’s presence in her life, hopefully she’ll warm up to him a bit more!

- i must admit that nursery rhyme was so clever on your part. anyone who deals with some sort of anxiety knows the urgency to indulge into something familiar. y/n having a comfort rhythm hits too close to home.

- MY FAVORITE PART in the entire chapter was the banter between our fav trio😭 I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH. when they were talking about falco having a crush on gabi and friedrich coughing knowingly?? i died, that was soooooo funny. following that colt talking about cordelia and friedrich almost choking?? sooooo funny😭 and when y/n said that she would prefer spending her days with two of them even if she were a queen… i melted. i just want to protect them at all costs

- i absolutely loved your descriptions of the little warrior candidates, they were PERFECT. i was smiling the whole time i was reading that part. “a devilish grin compared to falco’s angelic frown” is a perfect way to describe gabi! gabi and falco truly compliment each other because they are literally the opposite. why are the grice boys so sweet😭 y/n mistaking gabi for alice was so fucking sad… my mood went down immediately after reading that.

to be honest, this was one of my favorite recent chapters! after the athyaen war, everything got a bit darker and i’m sure that it’s going to get even more darker, and i’m not complaining! but i just loved reading some light stuff and y/n being with her favorite people in the world and showing affection🥰 i also must say that i love your writing. the dialogues, the descriptions… it’s easy to read but descriptive when necessary. another amazing chapter🥰

HII!! I’m doing well. Or at least as well as I can considering it’s winter and I hate the cold 😭 but I love banter so I was happy to get another long ask :)

- colt’s relationship with his family always makes me so sad because like he really has had no other choice and he’s just so kind that he doesn’t even complain, he genuinely wants to save them (esp falco) and the fact that he can’t protect falco from being a candidate while knowing what the candidates go through is so hard for him. and i agree with what you said about his parents!! i actually think it was mentioned somewhere in the first chapter of sith let me find it

“This isn’t news to them. They’ve always been more hands-off with me; I’m their sacrificial lamb, remember? Falco’s the one they really care about; though, to be fair, it’s almost impossible to not care about Falco. Anyways, as I was saying, they’ve had years to prepare for this day. I promise you, they’re not upset about any of this,” he said.

that was when they were waiting to hear about who got into the candidacy program and y/n was telling her father to stop crying lol simpler times 😢 but yes although colt’s parents don’t dislike him and certainly love him, they’ve always kind of been resigned to his eventual death so they were just never as close with him as y/n’s parents are with her if that makes sense.

- speaking of her parents, i’m glad you like them!! i didn’t want to go the typical dead/absent parent route that’s so common in fics, but i wanted them to be realistic, too. i try to make them have typical human reactions to things like their daughter not coming home when she said she would, although at the same time, y/n isn’t exactly a typical kid, she’s a highly trained soldier, which is hard for her parents to balance. honestly i feel so bad for them because they deserve better…then again who doesn’t in this fic HAHAHA

- thank you!! i wanted to show that she’s doing her best to find coping mechanisms, and even if they’re not foolproof, they help at least a little. slowly but surely she’s finding a new sort of normal which is super important i think. this arc (which is actually almost finished!) and the next are mostly about the trio recovering from athyae so there’ll be a lot of finding little things that help them get through each day. i think a lot of the time the lasting impacts of things like war are glossed over in fiction and for some stories it works but ship in the harbor is one where i really want to show the effects it has on the characters! although there’s a lot of plot in the story, it’s also very internal/character focused, so i thought it didn’t make sense for y/n to do what she did in athyae and just bounce back immediately and be perfectly fine yk?? which is why there’s literally going to be ten chapters of just her mental state improving (amongst other things ofc)

- HAHAHA I MISSED THE TRIO TBH!! the three of them haven’t been together for a while, and the last time was on the train from athyae to liberio so y/n was in a VERY different headspace — it was immediately after her mirror-destroying mental breakdown LMAOO so there was minimal room for banter there. but they’re back with a vengeance now and thank goodness 😭 FRIEDRICH IS GENUINELY MY FAV CHARACTER EVER i think the way he’s the biggest y/n x colt shipper while simultaneously being totally in love with y/n is the funniest thing. the scenes with him and colt together are so much fun to write because they feed off of each other in such a strange way. honestly i think that the only time the boys act their ages is when they’re together which is so personal to me 😩 they really are best friends!! AND THEN YOU ADD IN Y/N AND IT’S JUST EVERY EMOTION POSSIBLE UGH I LOVE THEM TOO (but that won’t stop me from making them suffer)

- the little warrior candidates are so cute tbh!! i had a lot of fun describing them. even just through their looks i think you can tell a lot about their personalities! and i realized the alice/gabi parallels while writing and it made me so upset 😐 and the way alice was always jealous of y/n and now gabi idolizes her for being the “hero of athyae”…also the way y/n literally hates how she was in athyae and now she’s famous for it KILLS ME like no one is ever going to let her forget about it because they all think it’s so badass that she literally took down an entire country. meanwhile every time someone mentions athyae she gets actual flashbacks and has to leave 😭

- THE GRICES ARE THE SWEETEST BOYS EVER i think it was so funny when gabi was kind of shit talking colt and he was just like 😊 the entire time. canonically (i think it was mentioned as a fun fact at some point? which i just realized i didn’t do one for this chapter lol rip) all three of the trio are good with children but i think colt LIKES kids the most. he’d be such a good father one day ugh what a shame isayama killed him off 😒 keeping it undercover whether i’ll go the canon route w him or not 😁

this chapter felt like a breath of fresh air after everything w athyae and it was nice to write! i think that the impact of the more angsty/darker scenes is lessened when there’s no happiness to balance it out. for example — to me at least — hadrian and y/n’s ending was so much worse because we saw how happy she was with the amatas. that’s why i like showing occasional moments of happiness and lightheartedness with the trio!! it just makes it hurt more to read while knowing what’s to come 😈 and yes sith will get dark again soon (about six chapters from now, so the remaining chapter of this arc and then all of the next arc), but for now it should be pretty relaxing — more chapters like this one! because we all need time to decompress and recover from the entire defeat of athyae arc. also there just really won’t be many more “downtime” chapters after the next arc so i’m putting it all in now so that i don’t feel as bad about pretty much solely causing the trio trauma for like 65 chapters straight

AHH i’m so happy to hear you like my writing style! sith has been my longest ongoing story so it’s seen a huge evolution in my style, and i’m sure as i continue to write it will continue to evolve (we’re only about a quarter of the way through the story so it’ll definitely be some time before it’s finished which leaves plenty of room for development and improvement) the difference between the beginning and latest/ending chapters of the story will only grow, but i’m pretty happy with my style atm. i don’t like sounding pretentious or poetic for the sake of sounding poetic if that makes sense?? like i think some writers focus more on how pretty a sentence sounds instead of how functional it is, and although i do love pretty sentences, i think it’s important to also have them make sense and be comprehensible. i also love writing dialogue haha i think that’s what i get complimented on the most!! it’s just very fun for me to imagine entire conversations in my head…tbh sometimes writing dialogue feels more like i’m just transcribing what the characters are saying more than i am making something entirely knew up as weird as that sounds HAHA. but i’m glad you liked the chapter and thank you for reading!!

[cherriesradio]

Soulmate Headcanons with The Big 3 cause why not

(Gn reader) (no warnings) (fluff)

Mirio

Cliche - can hear his soulmate sing

The first time was when he (and y/n) was 5

Y/n was watching the little mermaid for the third time and was like “hey I remember the lyrics to the song so ima sing it too!”

And Mirio, who was eating his lunch at the time with Tamaki, was surprised

“Mom theirs a person in my head should I try to get them out? I don’t wanna though, I like their voice”

And his mom gets so excited (I haven’t reached the flash back scenes so uh yeah) and is like “Mirio that’s your soulmate!”

And he just has a happy grin and is like “Whoa! That’s cool! I wonder when Tamaki will hear his!” And Tamaki is just blushing at the thought

And then in fourth and fifth grade y/n is in choir and he has a love/hate relationship with it

On one hand, he loved hearing his soulmate and having the constant reminder that theres someone out there just for him

On the other hand it got really annoying having to hear them sing the same song over and over again lol

He dealt with it tho

And then comes UA

He has this one classmate…… their REALLY cute……

Low key feels bad for liking someone who (he thinks) isn’t his soulmate

But he doesn’t really think about it much cause he’s busy workin hard hard to be a hero

And then one day he finds this class mate in the dorms commonroom

Singing

And before he finds them he’s like “oh cool soulmate™️ is singing”

And then he walks in the room and at first he’s like “are my ears ringing or something? I hear doubles”

He has just sees y/n sitting there sing it under their breath while studying or something and just

BLUSH

BLUSHING SUNSHINE BOY

And he just plain walks away

After a day or two (where he quickly realized “whoa y/n is actually really amazing” and gets a crush) he just casually goes up to y/n and says “hey can you sing for me for a second? While I walk in the other room?”

And y/n is like “uhhhh sure”

*does that*

Mirio comes running in and is like “YOUR MY SOULMATE!” With the widest grin in the world

And y/n is just so happy as well cause they’ve definitely been crushing on him forever

And their relationship? Most wholesome thing in the world

Cause he’s super caring and stuff he’ll always ask before he does anything at all

“Hey can I hold your hand” “mirio we’ve been together for almost a year” “so can I hold your hand” “*sigh* yes, thanks for being considerate”

Tamaki

Cliche - Red String

As soon as he realized what it’s for he’s just blushing

Sometimes he just looks down at it and blushes

(His parents and Mirio/ Nejire find this to be the funniest thing)

Once y/n flew to Korea to visit family and the string was really tight compared to normal

And Idk about you but I like to think that this can mean two things: their soulmate is more far away then normal or they died

And Tamaki being Tamaki immediately starts think they died

“Tamaki it’s probably fine, their just traveling or something” “y-y-yeah but-but wh-what if if th-their no-not??????”

And then they come back and he just has the three day equivalent of a relived sigh

And then when they move closer to go to UA????

Jesus when the string loosens he just looks down like

O////////////////O “shoot”

And when he sees them in his classroom for third year and the string is so short and then sees them look down

OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE DID A MILLION FLIPS TO TRY TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEY WEREN’T HIS SOULMATE

cause he’s a shy baby 👉👈😳

And one time y/n goes up to him and asks to train with him cause “he’s the strongest in the class” (and y/n has a crush on him)

And he just awkwardly nods through the whole thing while y/n is like “where do you wanna meet up? What time?” And then has to have Nejire tell him what they said

And then when they meet up and their like right in front of each other and Tamaki is just STARING at the string as if y/n can’t see it too

“Can you see it?”

Tamaki’s response: O ///////////// O

“So that’s a yes?” *nods* y/n smiles

“That’s nice. Anyways, let’s go start training”

He fidgets with it a lot

He also tugs on it slightly when he wants y/n but their talking to someone else or their working

On a missions when he gets really hurt and goes to the hospital and y/n isn’t with him he’ll tug on it so they know he’s okay

They get a cat when they move in together and once it sat right on the string and Tamaki’s paranoided mind was like “what if we can’t lift it from under him????”

And then y/n had to reminded him that it only affects them two

Whenever Tamaki’s having a panic attack he shakes and trembles and y/n feels it

And then just feeling them running as fast as possible towards him to help

“Y/n where are you going aren’t you on patrol in only half an hour-“

“GOTTA GO TAMA’S PANICKING

Nejire

Cliche - wrist writing

They have knew each other since they were kids, family friends and all

Always knew they were soulmates but still acted like friends till high school when both were finally ready for dating

Every morning one will wake up to a little “good morning honey ❤️”

And all though the day they’ll both doodle on their wrists and some times write little funny things to make the other laugh

It’s like when couples keep each other awake texting till 1am

Once she tried to cook and told y/n and then after half a hour just a wrote “please come to the kitchen help”

Y/N WAS SWEATING

She started a grease fire and was easily put out by Mirio don’t worry ❤️

She’s the type that will get bored and just draw those amazing looking sharpie tattoos

And then she’ll find y/n with them and be like “twins!!!!!!!”

When she was introduced in the show when they visited 1-A?

She gave y/n the wrong time so half way through they wrote “soooooo how’d it go????”

“Oh sorry we’re half way through! Mirios beating them all up :)”

Y/n was concerned

At some point she finds out that it’s not just the wrist but all over their body so one morning she gets a marker and draws little freckles on her face because y/n talks about how they always wanted freckles

She was out shopping and she was like “hey I just found this shirt you would like should I get you it” and when y/n asks what it looks like she draws it instead of bothering to take her phone out and send a pic

Never texts lol

“Why would I text them when I can just write on my arm??????”

Sometimes she’ll pull them by the wrist to drag them somewhere and she does it to herald sometimes and check her wrist and think “on its smuggling that means I’m pulling to hard” and then apologize for ten mou straight

She’s a angel and no one can change my mind

[lightningflash55]

Thoughts Dump on Season 7 Episodes 10-13

Shall we do this little read more thing here cause this is going to get long? Probably. Def open for talking about them if you decide to read all the way through! I’m up for some good MLP discussion.

A Royal Problem

Can I just start by saying how much I LOVE that we got an episode that actually has more in depth on the Princesses? I’ve been aching for one for forever, and honestly it feels like we’ve gotten more Luna over time cause she’s the one who’s had bigger problems that she’s needed to sort out. 

CELESTIA THOUGH, you cannot tell me she’s the boring blob that being the princess she is demands her to be all the time. This is why I need moreeeee. Give me Celestia’s wild side PLEASE.

On that note, I love how good she is at covering it up compared to Luna. Issues? Don’t fret my little ponies, they are being solved and I assure you, everything is alright. She’s just so GOOD at her role in being the one that takes everything just to make everyone else’s lives easier and brighter. Dang Celestia, how do you do it. Also the personality contrast between she and Luna is still great and it also shows their age/experience difference. 

The Twilight music box was a good example of how wonderfully odd this show can be and how, after 7 seasons, it continues to catch me off guard. I LOVE IT.

CELESTIA MAKES PANCAKES FOR EVERYPONY IN THE MORNING. I DIED. She is far too good and I highly appreciate the fact that she enjoys cooking, especially such silly yet comforting things?? Lmao

Not that I didn’t see it coming (I mean duh, but it’s just been awhile), but also holy heck is she a morning person. This is definitely where I connect to Luna more, and I love her snark.

Both the Princesses are just too good tbh, they both try so hard and do so much good in their own ways. LIKE HOW CONCERNED LUNA WAS ABOUT THE FUNDRAISER EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T HER USUAL DUTY. She tried and immediately failed and felt super bad about it. All because she can’t hold a smile sjflksdjfjhdfj

Was telling my sister the whole time that nobody would ever, ever be as bold as Starlight Glimmer and that’s why this episode worked, and so I was glad Luna said nearly the exact same thing at the end. Applause for Starlight tbh.

Daybreaker’s design tho. On a more personal note, I was admiring her snarly face the whole time cause it’s definitely the closest design i’ve seen in the show so far that would work for Kelpie shape-wise. Putting that note aside if I ever try to do canon style stuff with my OC’s!

Luna’s dream was legitimately creepy for a show that seems to tone stuff down so much. There are like, magic battles and villains and stuff, but rarely does something strike me as dark? Maybe it’s just me. 

THAT’S IT FOR THIS ONE, I probs give it a 9/10

Not Asking For Trouble 

I don’t want to get too into this one, but for quite awhile Pinkie’s characterization has bothered me. Compared to the first few seasons, it seems recently she’s been over the top to the point of making others upset, but not even in a silly Pinkie way. It almost came across as less annoying others, but using her silly personality as a cover to let her freely say mean things? I’m not sure what happened there, but it sorta rubbed me the wrong way and this was just a good example of Pinkie being Pinkie. 

She went with everything the Yaks said and tried to understand them and fix the issue without being too much of a bother to them! That’s the Pinkie I know! I was honestly waiting for disppointment and was relieved when it didn’t happen. 

Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion or a lot of people thought this too, but what can I say, some episodes just seem more consistent than others

7/10?

Discordant Harmony

I FLIPPIN LOVE DISCORD

HE’S SUCH A BABY AND A PROTECTIVE GRUMP, DEFINITELY THE UNCARING OUTSIDE MUSHY INSIDE CHARACTER THAT I LOVE 

HE’S SOOOOOO ODD IN THE BEST WAY 

I reminded my little sister of this 50 times during the episode. I just feel the need to emphasize how much I love my dumb noodle horse dragon at all times. 

I don’t specifically like or dislike Fluttercord but you gotta admit there’s some good cheesy content here. THEY’RE CUTE FRIENDS AAAAA

Sometimes I wonder what the inside of Discord’s head looks like if he appears that crazy on the outside. Just, his mind must work in a very different way lol

THE SINGING GINSENG IS CUTE I WANT 100

I still marvel that the Discord we first saw is so taken by Fluttershy in such a legitimate way, but I am starting to get it. I suppose that his thing was always just chaos and messing with others and not necessarily being evil, and that’s probably what got me. He iiiiis kind of an attention hog so honestly, making friends that allow him to be his chaotic self around them is probably a fair compromise. Still, sometimes.

Explain to me though why he needed to go to 5 different stores to get things he could’ve just conjured up himself. Smh he likes to make things difficult and it pains me!! Stop being such a drama queen, but also don’t xD

Did u see the part where he hyperventilated into the bag but his neck expanded instead. Okay top wacky cartoon humor LOL

“Do something chaotic Fluttershy” “Oh no, I tipped over that cup!” MY SISTER AND I HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THAT FLUTTERS PLS

There was probably an even mix of me expressing my love for discord and shaking my head actually. They go together hand in hadn though, no?

Hmm this one was also probably 9/10

The Perfect Pear

WHAT CAN I EVEN SAY ABOUT THIS EPISODE 

IT JUST GOT ME GOOD

IT WAS NICE TO GET BACKSTORY ON APPLEJACK’S PARENTS AND EQUAL PARTS HAPPY AND SAD

I MEAN THEY DEF AREN’T AROUND ANYMORE, DON’T THINK THERE WS ANY OTHER WAY TO READ THE IMPLICATIONS 

SO MANY GOOD FEELS

Just story and writing wise though this episode was so well done. There are always the funny episodes and everyone has their own favorite for reasons or because of their favorite characters, but sometimes some are just GOOD. Like classics, or everybody’s favorite, the ones that continue to stick out from the 100+ episodes the show has.

I’m rewatching these as I type this out and you know an episode’s good when you finish it and rewatch and things make more sense the second time around. Like how Grand Pear comes across as just a nice old pony the first time you watch it and if you rewatch it you’re like “Ohhh that look and being nice specifically towards Apple Bloom wasn’t just a random kind gesture”

Applejack’s over-reacting to everything: “PEAR JAM??? IN MY KITCHEN??” *DRAMATIC GASP*

“The food smells great Applejack i’ll brb for dinner” You mean the pancakes that are scattered all over the floor???

“And her cutie mark was a preserved jar, but pear butter don’t look too different from apple butter, so you know...” LMAO (true??)

The “the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree” moments got me, THESE KIDS TAKE AFTER THEIR PARENTS IN THE BEST WAYS. The sibling bonding was adorable in this ep.

Also I have to note, Pear Butter with her little bit of sassiness and curly ginger hair gave me Puck Connolly vibes the whole episode, which is always a good thing

DAMN THESE APPLES THAT STRIKE ME RIGHT IN THE FEELS EVERY TIME ONE OF THEM GOES INTO SONG

Def the part that got me the hardest right there. Like trying not to tear up, even

Ship goals tbh

What happened to them though honestly

GAH THE ENDING’S GIVING ME FEELS AGAIN I’LL END HERE 

10/10 EASILY

[quinnmorgendorffer]

@katsstratford tagged me to do this and it seemed fun! ty ilysm <3 

why did you choose your url?

I’ve always loved the character Quinn Morgendorffer of Daria fame and was also always compared to her by my family and such so I just naturally have wanted this url forever and finally got it :)

any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them

i have a couple saved urls and also ran puckurtchrismukkah exchange and helped run hummelholidays and a hudrose based blog and a rp search blog but nothing that’s really active as of now.

how long have you been on tumblr?

......a bit over 10 and a half years. about a year less on this blog :/

do you have a queue tag?

“#[kju]” - it’s “queue” in ipa :)

why did you start your blog in the first place?

I saw a whole bunch of stuff for g/lee spoilers led back to here soooooo yeah I joined lol

why did you choose your icon/pfp?

I love Charlie/Kelly McGilis as Charlie in Top Gun especially in this lesbian power outfit (I’m team Maverick and Charlie were mutual beards, hence the lack of chemistry in their love scene, and that’s that on that!!!)

why did you choose your header?

It’s one of HUNDREDS of iconic quotes from Quinn and it cracks me up lol. Before I had this url/was using this url, I wanted to expose people to Quinn/that line as much as possible even if you couldn’t see the line....oh well.

what’s your post with the most notes?

I think this dumb set of screenshots i took of bob’s burgers years ago like it’s not even a nice gifset or good quality WHY IS IT SO POPULAR?? ugh. beyond that back when I made gifs this one from a cute moment at the rent anniversary was i think my first post over 5k

how many people do you follow?

~450

have you ever made a shitpost?

what am i but a shitpost generator?

how often do you use tumblr?

too much. but whatever, whatever

did you have a fight/argument with a blog once? who won?

girl, i was in the g/lee fandom and i didn’t ship k/laine what do YOU think???

I also got into a heated fight with mutuals at the time over the video for avril lavigne’s “hello kitty” and that was the dumbest thing ever and I guess you can say i lost because they unfollowed me but honestly it’s a win because they  were being way too performative woke in their response. and literally speaking over japanese people... 

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’?

i almost immediately don’t reblog anything with that shit or like any post that has anything that’s some sort of guilt trip, like yelling at americans for being all ~ignorant~ and not reblogging xyz about other countries like, fine, i’ll be an ignorant american now just to spite you! ha!

do you like tag games?

I really love them a lot!!! I don’t always do them but I really enjoy them and being tagged in them <3

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

I think a few of them have famous posts and some might be infamous (no, you mean notorious) but I’m not sure any of them are tumblr famous

do you have a crush on a mutual?

all of y’all

last song i listened to

............technically “baby one more time” since I try to get 250 steps an hour during my work day and i normally do that by dancing and i’ve learned that one so......

my phone bg and lockscreen

it literally hasn’t changed since last time i was asked (or the time before or the time before that....my lockscreen is melissa benoist at the women’s march holding a sign saying “hey donald, don’t try to grab my pussy—it’s made of steel”. it’s really big so i don’t wanna put it up lol. but here’s a pic from the last time I was asked for my background because it’s hilarious

i tag… @gobbluthbisexual​ @gobbluthlesbian​ @bethecowgirl @mexashepot @halles-comet @anthonyperkinssexlist​ and anyone who wants to do this!

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I’m actually a former electrical engineer with a fascination with how the brain works. First of all, I don’t believe that nonsense that you have to be a jerk to get women in the mood. And at the same time, I don’t think being a “romantic nice guy” works, too. As a matter of fact, my wife used to tell me, “I’m sorry Baby…I’m not in the mood…. maybe if you were more romantic, I would want it more…. blah blah blah”. Long story short, I put it to the test and it didn’t work. On some level, it made her feel loved, so I’m not complaining. However, making a woman feel loved is not the same as getting her to want sex. You see, if you didn’t know how to drive a car, showing the car love is not the same as learning how to make it go from Point A to Point B. It wouldn’t matter if you kissed the car every morning and washed it with a big smile on your face. Those “acts of love” are not reasonable ways for learning how to drive the car. If you want to go from Point A to Point B, you need to understand how the car operates. And the same rules apply to women. I will tell you the “one thing” that you need to do to get more sex. Why should you listen to me? Reason 1 – I have taught my method (for getting wives to crave sex) to thousands of men all over the world. Reason 2 – Everything I teach is based on what I’ve done. If you were trying to become rich, wouldn’t you rather learn from someone who was once poor and then became rich – compared to – someone who was born rich. In my case, my wife actually had a super low libido. I actually know what it feels like to get constantly getting rejected. In fact, I used to think: “Does she have a bad sexual past?” “Does she even care about my needs?” “Is she too conservative?” “Was her ex better in bed?” “Is she secretly a lesbian?” My mind was all over the place. Here’s the true story of how I discovered this “simple trick” for getting more sex. Things were miserable. I enjoy sex. You only live once. But I don’t believe in cheating. Even though the sex life was horrible, there was a particular night when she wanted it like crazy. She was all over me! She even had that naughty look in her eye. She didn’t take a libido pill that day. I didn’t clean the house that day. I didn’t buy her flowers. We made love and it was incredible! Then it dawned on me!! This simple idea hit me like a load of bricks! She got very aroused because of a few things I said that day – that lead to her thinking a “Certain Way”. Isn’t it crazy how you can say certain words and then suddenly your lady ends up having a certain emotional response. After I realized that “our conversation” got her extremely horny, I did something I never did before. And that is – after we were done having sex, I took notes. In other words, I was basically like a “bad stand-up comedian” who told a “very rare” funny joke – where the audience is laughing their butts off… Except this time, I made the “obvious connection” and started to “figure out” why THAT JOKE was soooooo funny… Make sense? Do you know what I learned? I learned that “sexual desire” DOES NOT happen randomly. That’s why my plan for helping guys get more sex is as simple as 3 steps. It’s a 3-step blueprint that will always benefit you. I knew I was on to something but then I took it up a notch by creating… Let me put it very clearly… When a woman isn’t turned on, she WILL say stuff like: “Sex isn’t a big deal to me.” “I don’t need sex that much.” “Sex isn’t that important.” Does that sound familiar? Ask me how I know. BUT… When she’s turned on, she’s living by different rules! It’s like she’s a different person. BTW…. when I created this “Secret Diary” (back in 2002-ish), I was basically writing down notes EVERY SINGLE TIME my wife ended getting “extra horny”… And pretty soon I saw “patterns”. These were “patterns” that I never heard any expert talk about. These were “patterns” that I assumed worked only on my wife. You might be wondering: “Was it worth all of the hard work and endless writing?” It Was The Greatest Decision I Ever Made! In other words, some sex experts will brag about how many books they sold or how they’ve been a professional counselor for 20 years blah blah blah…. But they rarely talk about people they’ve actually helped. I tell people (up front) what my system is all about – and they never have to buy anything from me! It goes like this: Step 1: Create a “secret horny diary” (i.e. a journal of notes based on when your wife ends up getting very aroused.) Step 2: After you have several entries, look for patterns. (Note: You WILL see patterns.) In other words, you may notice that EVERY TIME you “say a certain thing to her”, she always blushes and then hints at wanted to get naked. (That’s a pattern.) Step 3: Create a checklist. It’s simple. Once you have figured out “several patterns” (i.e. the “things” that get her turned on), you can use them to create a checklist. Here’s the best part – Over time (let’s say 6 months from now) your checklist will be EVEN more powerful. As a matter of fact, the course that I offer on this page is based on discoveries (“patterns”) I’ve made over the past 15 years! I never expected them to work on other women. I discovered that years later. That’s why there simply isn’t another course like this on the planet. No other man has analyzed his wife’s sexual arousal patterns for over 15 years. You see – when I first started doing this, I never thought I would tell anyone about: My Secret Sexual Experiments In fact – I assumed that this “checklist” and “patterns” were things that would only work on my wife. After all, I was only studying her. However, I ended up being completely wrong about that. In fact, guys all over the world are using my “unusual discoveries” to get their wives in the mood more often. Guys from London, Japan, Mexico, Germany, China, Singapore, India, Kenya, Ireland, Brazil – just to name a few. Here’s the deal – I enjoy sharing my tips because I worked so hard to learn them. The course is 15 years in the making because I’m sharing 15+ years of experiences, observations and secrets. Oh yeah – I’ve even tried to make this course a fun read with a few jokes (but beware – most of the jokes are corny. Lol) With that I said, I love to read emails from happy customers telling me that my course is “not like anything they’ve ever read.” I enjoy it more when a guy emails me and says something like: “I applied Tip #12 and it brought out my wife’s inner nympho.” OR. “I applied Tip #34 and my wife wanted to do it 2 times in one day.” With that said, let’s read some REAL feedback from former students of my course. Read These Emails From A Few of My Students… (They are 100% real. In fact, it’s against the law to create fake testimonials.) From: [SJ] To: crjames100 @ gmail.com Thanks for getting back with me. I understand that you must get hundreds of emails from men and women just like me who are turning their relationships around. There are a few things I’ve been wanting to write about. I am a high school teacher so I know that if you are able to change lives (even 1 life) for the positive that the gratification you receive from knowing what you’ve done is immeasurable . So, I feel obligated to write you. After 2 days of pulling my hair out and trying to figure out why she was an emotional wreck, she admitted to me that she realized our sexual problems we had been facing were because she loved me but wasn’t physically attracted to me. I’ve never been hit with anything so hard in my life! That brought me to you. Failure in our marriage was no option . Your website was the first that appeared and was like an oasis. I have read through your book several times and I can tell you that it became my “bible” if you will on correcting my marriage. I have realized that everything you talked about is/was brilliant. … Things are better sexually than ever before and neither of us continue to be frustrated with this matter. I feel like a big percent of husbands go through this problem. Do you think this is a safe assumption? Looking back, I know that we were on the road to catastrophe if this wouldn’t have happened. It now seems that it is that best thing that could happen to us. I will also tell you that I am a religious man who believes that this all happened for a reason. … I want to THANK YOU with the utmost sincerity and tell you that I don’t want to think about where I (and my marriage) would be without your knowledge and taking the time to write it down. Sincerely, SJ ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Note: All testimonials are 100% real and unsolicited. Note: Getting results is the only thing that matters. “I think it is one of the best books on seduction I’ve yet come across…” “Dear Mr. James. My name is [J Carty], I am one of your customers who bought your [ebook] yesterday. I think it is one of the best books on seduction I’ve yet come across, because it takes it to an advanced level!” J Carty Great Britain ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Note: All testimonials are 100% real and unsolicited. Note: Getting results is the only thing that matters. “…she is wetter than any time I can remember, she is sooo Hot that I can’t believe it…” Hey CR, Just wanted to say that I bought your e-book and couldn’t wait to get through it, I am not sure that I have read everything but, that is ok I have the time to go over all of the downloads. I am in the second reading of [the SSP course], I was looking for references to “that little arcade sound she will make” I believe that you mentioned it three times, I haven’t completed the reread. By the third day I can feel her tension, [a step by step process], she does initiate the action and when its time for me to roll her over and give her some relief, I hear “this little arcade sound” and she has this enormous orgasm just as I am “about to” enter, she is wetter than any time I can remember, she is sooo Hot that I can’t believe it, I deliver the “goods” and she is Cumming again and again, and I had figured that (erroneously) that she wasn’t multi orgasmic, (30 years too late). CR, what is the “little arcade sound”? I am trying to recreate our most recent round of action with something even hotter, I am working on the different levels of communication, who knows what I will find, thanks. Max – Ohio, USA ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Note: All testimonials are 100% real and unsolicited. Note: Getting results is the only thing that matters. “We had hours of mind blowing sex for the first time in years” “I realized after purchasing and reading your work that I was literally creating an atmosphere that was driving my mate away from me. I figured that since we’ve been together for 18 years, I don’t have to do anything special, she’ll always be mine. I realize now, after reading your works, that I have to create the atmosphere for better relations and sex. And boy do your techniques work! It’s beginning to feel like the first few months and years we were together. In only (1) Week. It’s very hard as a man to admit that your thinking is flawed, that your doing everything wrong. Your work is really better than therapy or many of the books out there that I’ve read. This past week, I created enough sexual tension that ultimately lead to a sexual explosion ! We had hours of mind blowing sex for the first time in years this past weekend , and it’s all because of your approach and techniques I used. Your philosophy behind your work is much deeper than just sex. It’s a way of life. You really have to work to have a great relationship. Even if the other mate isn’t aware what your doing or isn’t actively participating, the changes you incorporate naturally rub off, and without them actually knowing it, the relationship begins to improve almost immediately !!! Awesome !!!!!!!!! Thank you much. CS ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Note: All testimonials are 100% real and unsolicited. Note: Getting results is the only thing that matters. You’re Going To Wish You Learned This Stuff Years Ago! “I’ve Tried Just A Bit Here And There In The Last Few Days And The Results Are Incredible!” From: xxxxx@aol.com To: cr @ xxxxxxx YOU SIR…ARE A GENIUS. YOUR ABILITY TO PICK IT ALL APART THEN PUT IT BACK TOGETHER SO IT CAN WORK FOR A MAN IS UNMATCHED. I’VE GAINED SO MUCH INSIGHT INTO THE FEMALE MIND SINCE DOWNLOADING YOUR MATERIAL, I’M ALMOST OVERWHELMED. I’VE TRIED JUST A BIT HERE AND THERE IN THE LAST FEW DAYS AND THE RESULTS ARE INCREDIBLE! I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR INFORMATION LIKE THIS ALL MY LIFE , WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS A TRUE TREASURE OF KNOWLEDGE, IT’S WHAT EVERY YOUNG MAN WISHES HE HAD BEEN TOLD BY HIS DAD AND MORE. THIS IS TRULY CHANGING MY LIFE EVEN AS I WRITE THIS , I COULD NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH. AS YOU CAN SEE, I’M ONE HAPPY CUSTOMER. GOD, I WISH I KNEW THIS STUFF YEARS AGO. THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOUR THE REAL DEAL, A REAL, TRUE GENIUS SINCERELY, RON ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Note: All testimonials are 100% real and unsolicited. Note: Getting results is the only thing that matters. You’re Going To Wish You Learned This Stuff Years Ago! Here’s a “single” guy who used my “get wife aroused” tactics in the dating environment From: JULIAN ****** To: crjames100 @ gmail.com Subject: RE: ****** – I made a terrible mistake Hi CR James, I have to admit the transformation in me was almost instant after reading some of your e-books, especially [SSP]. It was like a revelation. I wish I got all this info 20 years ago. It’s funny, I went on a date with very attractive girl before I read your book and when I called her back next day she said to me that I am a very nice guy but we can be only friends. Next day, I bought your e-books and read some of them thoroughly in two days. After that I invited her on a date again and applied all this stuff I learned from your book. She became drawn to me, dropped her boyfriend and now I am her new boyfriend. It was magic. By the way, I live in US but I am originally from russia and for years had this stupid idea to attract american girls which has never worked. I was intentionally ignoring russian girls that live in US. I wasted so much time on this stupid idea that I finally became total sissy after hundreds of rejections. Your book completely snaped me out of “tranced” condition and I am back to the younger confident myself. Now I have a policy though: no more american girls and I will be dating only russian girls. Thank you man! Julian ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Note: All testimonials are 100% real and unsolicited. Note: Getting results is the only thing that matters. Make average decisions = average results. Make better decisions = better results. And on top of that… When you’re getting “lots of great sex” on a regular basis… Here’s what you’re about to learn… You’ll learn the 19 attraction triggers Page 14 You’ll learn the 15 silent “creepy traits” that turn women off. Most guys are creeping women out without realizing it. Page 15 You’ll learn the S-Combo Strategy which makes you 3x more attractive to women instantly. No one else is teaching this. If You Want More “Passionate Sex”You Have Two Options Option #1: Try to figure it out on your own. Option #2: Find someone who has figured it out. I will say…if you “try out my system today”, then understand that I’m a real guy who cares about your success. Order online without a worry in the world Your order (check or credit) will be processed using Clickbank as a third party processor. This means I, nor any of my affiliates, will ever see your credit card information. Unlike some internet companies, Clickbank does not store the credit card info on its servers. You can order with confidence and security. Note: Your credit card bill will show a charge by CLICKBANK/KEYNETICS. No reference to Super Sex Power will be on your bill. Super Sex Power: The 18 Laws of Triggering Sexual Arousal In Your Wife The Super Sex Power (ebook). 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One Time Payment | Lifetime Membership Here Are Some **MORE** Emails From Happy Customers… His Three Day Seduction Diary Here’s my story for those who don’t believe this works. I never wrote a testimonial till now! I’m single and was looking at seduction methods hoping to improve my chances of meeting more women as well as getting more sex. When you are 39 it doesn’t happen often. I decided to try your methods on my next date. I only read the course once and was really HALF ASS applying your methods. Date 1: I laid some easy ground work. Date 2: She’s more than interested she wants some but I decided to build more points just a little more to see what happens, well by…. Date 3: I was EMBARRASSED as we were in public. She was all over me! …so much so that we had to leave 20 minutes into the date back to my place of course… once in the door she’s on the couch NAKED! …and well you can guess the rest. If I had video of this hot blonde basically trying to have sex in a public place …you would swear it was staged… That’s how crazy she was for me. I just wanted to say thank you CR James as it’s been a long time since any woman has wanted me that bad… and getting her so hot that she initiated everything was great for the both of us. I’m gonna reread the course and study it more this time. It’s almost scary but in a good way. BEST MONEY I EVER SPENT !!!! Thank you, Jay thanks for the kind words [Keith]! i have to give you a testimonial “you are the man!” and I say that seriously because not every guy takes action like you did… “She is actually starting to get aggressive with me sexually in bed at night!” Thank you very much CR James! Who would have ever figured out all the things I was doing wrong in my relationship with my wife! I had become the ultimate “man of desperation”! I had actually lost a part of my own identity trying to constantly please my wife! 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The attachment is just a little taste of my wife’s dessert! R.D. Note: All testimonials are 100% real and unsolicited. Note: Getting results is the only thing that matters.Interesting Fact: This student actually sent me a 5.7 MB VIDEO attachment of his ‘very aroused’ wife performing [a certain sexual act] on him. Let’s just say that caught me off guard. A note to “class of 2018” students: If you get your lady in a VERY affectionate mood…and she’s being WILD and FUN in the secret bedroom… I do NOT need to see the “video proof”….a simple ‘thanks’ is all that’s needed. 🙂 Hey man seriously you are an outstanding individual… I’m not an ass kisser or anything but you are the coolest buisness man I’ve ever dealt with. You answer quickly and really know what your talking about I’m actually trying to pursure a career in the internet field and I truly look up to you and how you conduct your buisness. 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