#soo messy IDC

[brainfreeze27]

i'm in a winter mood dreaming of spring now

[shriimpcandle]

A lot of knives

[clownrosary]

the first girl i ever kissed just asked me to be a bridesmaid at her wedding (i am a man)

[omensandwonders]

filthy thoughts about the eepy boys

im in a whole other universe of down horrendous after FINALLY seeing the boys live (well, II and Ves (im crying)) so... this is my outlet. youre welcome and/ or im sorry

warnings: pure filth

vessel:

♤ a munch and a yapper, idc

♤ only time this man shuts up is when his head's buried between your legs and even that's loud, with the way he's groaning into your cunt

♤ eats like he will never see another woman again after this, hands grabbing everywhere he can reach - thighs, ass, stomach, waist.

♤ often uses both tongue and fingers, either fucking his fingers into you while sucking your clit or rubbing tight circles on your clit with his thumb while he's tongue fucking you

♤ mans is hung (we all know it) so he will absolutely make you cum at least three times with his fingers and tongue before giving you his dick

♤ when he does, he's so vocal, groans and whines leaving his throat completely unrestrained

♤ forgets how strong he is, often leaving your thighs, hips and waist bruised

♤ STAMINA.

♤ youre not done until hes done

♤ filthy mouth on that one i tell you

♤ now i also see vessel being more dominant and calculating, but... more on that later if yall want that (👀?)

♤ all im sayin... i think hes the most dominant of all of them... his hand + your throat =mmdjxjisjs (also *cough* spit kink *cough*)

"o-oh my god, darlin', squeezin' me so good- j-just like that, such a good girl for me, takin' it so well-"

"so tight, feels soo good my love, j-just one more for me-"

II:

♤ suddenly my ass is a drum

♤ would it be too on the nose to say he's an ass man who loveeees spanking? actually this is my post so IDC IM SAYIN IT

♤ ass man who loves spanking

♤ impact play in general i dare say

♤ mean slaps whenever you least expect them, wherever you least expect them - face, pussy, ass - he loves your reaction

♤ but can you blame him? you look so pretty looking up at him with those hazy, tear-filled eyes

♤ now vessel gets mean and rough just cause he's desperate. II gets mean and rough because he wants to wreck you. very different motivations there (though im a firm believer that ves has his mean streaks too)

♤ you've been misbehaving? have fun riding him with your hands tied and his hand around your throat. doesnt matter how bad your thighs hurt, he's not helping. also, youre not cumming

♤ loves fucking you face down ass up, with a hand on the back of your head or back of your neck to keep you pinned down

♤ edging ‼️ overstim ‼️ pain ‼️ degradation ‼️ thank you for coming to my ted talk

"you've been nothing but a slut all fuckin' day, throwin' yourself at Ive like that, and you think i'll let you cum? nah, fuck that. you got about another half an hour in you before that, if at all"

"such a pretty lil' bitch for me, crying on my dick like that. you like it when i hurt you? like it when i slap this fuckin pussy?"

"so dramatic, that was only your fourth orgasm. you got at least three more in you"

III:

♤ say it with me now, MESSY

♤ i think III is similar to ves' desperate side, but... more

♤ more desperate, more subby, more whiny, more drooly

♤ will beg. god knows for what but sure it's hot so why the hell would you stop him

♤ sometimes he gets so lost in it his thrusts get uncoordinated

♤ so sloppy, rutting into you like a dog in heat

♤ i could imagine a threesome between you, III and ves... where ves is the one in charge

♤ sitting on a chair next to the bed, running his mouth while III basically sobs while pumping into you

♤ god, he cums so much

♤ absolute loads

♤ idk if this is a hot take or not but possibly the subbiest of the boys?? though i still dont see him as a FULL on sub, maybe a switch? idek i feel like he could go either way

"oooh my fuckin' god doll, so good to me, so fuckin' good- feels so good- 'm gonna cum, cum inside that sweet pussy-"

"love you so much just- just lemme please- just the tip baby-"

"if you don't suck my dick right now i'm gonna lose my mind-"

IV:

♤ also one i see as being dominant

♤ such. a fucking. tease. lord help us all.

♤ learns how to play your body like a fuckin instrument within days, gets you sobbing and pleading within minutes

♤ after what feels like hours of teasing you - toying with and biting your nipples, leaving hickeys all over, touching everywhere but where you need him most - he finally gives in and fingers you and you swear to god you see stars

♤ we all know this man can use his fingers, the way he plays guitar. to him, your body is the most beautiful instrument and he'll be fuckin damned if he can't master it

♤ when he fucks you, he's so rough, all filthy words in your ear as his thick dick drags against your walls

♤ sigh, a biter

♤ leaves bite marks all over you

♤ not satisfied until youre sobbing and trembling beneath him, globs of his cum leaking out of your abused cunt (wrap it before you tap it)

♤ god help you when he discovers remote controlled vibrators

"so drunk on my dick, aren't ya love? that's okay. i'm takin' care or you, don't need to think anymore, just keep those legs nice and open for me"

"can't remember your own name, can ya, love? that's okay, only gotta know mine"

"good fuckin' girl, always so wet and ready for me..."

did i mention that i think they all share a HEAVY breeding kink? no? oops

[patchiko]

Arkham Knight Relationship HCS !! <3

( light nsfw, mostly SFW tho!! )

literally my wife ( i made this pic idc abt creds i just wanna talk abt it)

SFW !! <3

dying on this hill when i say basically any red hood would be soo yummy with a civilian or just someone who is extremely balanced.

im a red hood needs more fucking normalcy in his life TRUTHER.

relationship starts off slow, romantic and platonic, you need to be patient with him long enough for him to get over his mental dilemmas to feel ANY-TYPE of way towards you.

more then like 6 months lets be real yall

his way of bonding is quality time. ill die on this hill, especially at the start of the relationship. Nothing huge maybe just spending a couple extra minutes around you before leaving.

next is probably gift giving, esp with early relations, probably just gonna order you food or put fifty bucks on your countertop. you dont even notice until you realize you find a fifty around the last place he was standing. expect deliveries from R.H whenever he feels bad for something.

doesn't like being around for too long, feels like he's messing up something. ruining your day by keeping you up late (he was there for fifteen minutes), ruining your mood, (there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds.)

not a overly conscious thought process though, he feels physically he isn’t supposed to be there. for whatever subconscious thing he picked up on, a awkward silence, or hes been there 15 minutes too long or something

well sometimes he'll mentally beat himself up.

he spirals a lot, needs someone to pull him out of that.

i think when he needs to be grounded, its not just comfort its making him feel alive in the present moment. he's never gonna truly forget about his traumas but maybe for just an hour or two; running around an arcade, walking around the city. just making him feel normal, yeah you BAGGED his ass quick.

he needs someone patient, really patient, someone whos very attentive and empathetic. (but not a complete push- over def needs someone to set him in line still)

i think if you move to quickly, he'll get super snappy and ghosting you,, ong put ur hands on him too early and he's left hooking you.

yeah you're waking up and the first thing your hearing is "Its been 12 years..."

second thing you hear is "you've been in a coma for.. 12 years."

third thing you're hearing is, " we think a bus hit you...”

obviously not touchy, even when he is settling down. hes just not sure how to .. or where to .. or why he wants too.

please his mental gymnastics get so crazy, just sit down with him and put on some silly ass movie so he stops

when he’s settled he cant pry himself off you though.

a lot of his expressions can definitely be told by his body language, naturally hes tense but theres certain habits he has when he's maybe thinking too much, or fustrated/irritated.

but he does all of the same for you, comfort, love, as much as he can he tries

Very attentive, has a mental list of 'shit you do when somethings wrong' or 'shit you like.'

doesn't consciously make any of these mental list, he just knows.

"didnt they say they liked this?" He pauses "shit ill just leave it at their window."

so he's like canonically smart as shit.

you have too much work from your boss or professor? hand it over its done in less then two hours.

literally buys you groceries and pays your bills (fucking lover boy.)

arkham knight finally figuring out how to ask for a hug (hes been dead silent for 5 minutes) (link) <— insta reel

HES A CHEM/HISTORY NERD FOR SURE

NSFW !! <3

probably- A FUCKING VIRGIN !! HES A NERD !! GETS AWKARD AS SHIT. WITH RAGING COMMITMENT AND TRUST ISSUES !! (will still die4you tho)

AGAIN, not in a "my soft squishe potato always been scared of sex" way but in a ‘oh my god hes so unsocialized’ way.

yall ever see a big ass dog just..standing.. literally him (hes dissociating)

genuinely dont believe that when he was arkham/training to be, he was sexually or romantically involved with anyone. the last thing that was on his mind was actually pursuing a sexual or romantic relationship.

along with his trauma, he just wasn’t comfortable with any of that.

ghosted so many people..

couldn’t flirt for more then five minutes, just stopped feeling it or got uncomfortable .

I AM ANTI ARKHAM KNIGHT BEING A SEX GOD

not that he’s horribly awkward, but he’s noticeably a bit more quiet for first times.

ofc this man has watched porn n’ shit but hes smart enough to know thats not what its really like.

he’ll still figure it, what makes you tic, what you love, what makes you most comfortable.

kinda shitty at dirty talk, just makes him buffer.

he gets better at it tho, too damn good

gets so snarky and confident about it too uuhgrr

late relationships hes smirking and chatting your ears off cause you know hes gettin you turnt.

he has a love-hate relationship with his scars. 95% they remind him of his past, but 5% hes alright with them because they’ve shown what hes been through.

deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down, he knows hes fine as fuck. TRUST YALL.

again, super observant and attentive. really pays attention to what you enjoy.

I genuinely don’t believe hes into super hardcore/painful kinks or anything.

Sex for him is definitely a way of showing his trust and intimacy with someone!! Let him show you how much he loves you and how much he wants to make you feel good! Do the same to him !!

mmm tell him how good hes doing and hes a absolute mess!!

praise him! PRAISE HIM *im yelling from the hospital bed im strapped down on*

wouldn’t let you ride for awhile, but once he’s comfortable with it ,, he’s actually obsessed.

cant see him bottoming , just wouldn’t be comfortable with it

my brain is getting messy so im stopping here! feedback and comments would be cool if you wanna drop some!

[nikosovercoat]

Yandere x reader but i didnt right the yandere part yet

AN: This is gonna suck but i didn’t download any fanfics to read on the airplane

ALSO the drought of good yan x reader fanfucs💔 I don’t always want a super non-con fanfic, I enjoy the ones where they both love each other fully. Hopefully im not alone on this and this inspires more fanfics like this!

Drabble? Scenario? Who knows i probably won’t finish it and idc if someone uses it as a base for their fanfic. Im too tired

He’s too perfect.

Everyone could see that.

It seems like his existence was crafted from a fairy tale. Rich parents that love and adore his existence. Looks that are completely ethereal. Standing next to him you fell like you’re evaporating from his beauty. Hair so healthy and soft to touch. Eyes you could get lost into for days , how his eyes sparkled reminded you of the stars.

Not to mention his well crafted personality.

The definition of spoiled not rotten. It’s so hard to believe anyone would ever care for their peers that much. Why he would care for you that much.

From the moment you two met, he clung to you. The only thing that crossed your mind was “Why me?”

You weren’t anything special. Sure , you definitely weren’t unknown. Known by tons of people , but had little friends. It couldn’t have been your style, it changed too much. Varying from cute to messy , from elegant to grunge. You were just slightly different from the main demographic, right?

It wasn’t so bad. It seemed you both like each other enough, got together relatively fast. The question of what makes him like you so much still lingers from time to time. No matter what whispered to him, you’ll never know why he was so obsessed with you.

You have a few ideas. It’s not like he’s discrete about how obsessed he is about you. He’s weird for what he does, but so are you for staying with him.

You can’t help but wonder how did you pull this guy.

—————————

You first met at a bus stop to get to morning college class. It was too dark outside for you to completely see him. You could make out a silhouette and a few observations from street lights and cars passing by. It was no one you recognized. You glanced over to get a better look at him.

‘Maybe over average height? Not too tall , but tall enough to catch a few looks..’

Focusing on his clothing , he seemed no different from any other young adult.

‘ A cotton grey jacket and wide legged black jeans. A student? Maybe even someone doing super early errands? Why would anyone run errands at 06:00 , that’s so early. Or maybe he’s a- ’

You were too focused observing him to realize he was talking at you.

“Is something wrong?”

Jumping out of your daze , you stepped back.

“O-oh , uhhh I’m so sorry about that. It’s just I never seen you around this stop before. Are you new around here? I don’t really see anyone my age at this time.”

‘How smooth I am !’

All he did was give a side glance , then turned back forward.

Embarrassing.

Your heart was racing , but a wave of confidence hit you as you thought how well you played that off.

The bus stop felt so small after you felt embarrassed for being called out for staring. It was hard to catch your breath ,wanting to look like you didn’t care.

Something was caught in your throat, maybe the embarrassment, and the coughs erupted.

Not the soft type of coughs , the LOUD sickly ones. Coughing so luch you ended up corouch

Ending up crouched down , curled in a ball with a coughing fit.

‘ Wow , soo not embarrassing me.’ Mentally face palming from the event.

As if you couldn’t handle take anymore embarrassing, the guy looked at you in curiosity.

“Hey do you need some water? I have some ! I swear I didn’t drink it , I just bought it-“

You coughed even more. Your vision started to go blurry. It was so embarrassing your morning had to start off like this.

“H-hold on! ……. help you. Open ….. mouth.”

You couldn’t hear the words because you were quite literally dying.

Apparently you had perfect timing and took a deep breath, giving him a chance to give you water. The water tasted nice and cool, helping you stop coughing.

“ Hey! Are you okay?”

He looked at you with full concern. You couldn’t even blame the guy. First , you were essentially checking him out. Secondly, in the ‘attempt’ to be nonchalant, you BLEW it. Coughing all over the place and he had to give up his water.

You were NEVER going to live this down.

“thank you….”

“No problem.” He ended up pulling you up so you could stand again. He looked at you, but this time it seemed to be pity. That was the last thing you needed.

“Geez…that was so embarrassing, I’m so sorry. Please ignore what happened..”

You were so ready for the awkward silence but sadly, you got laughed at.

All you heard this stranger , getting ready to double over from laughter. Your mouth flew open. You were so ready to cuss this guy out.

“WHAT THE HELL MAN. HAVE I NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH?” You were turned to him, you felt like you were about to explode.

“W-wait.” He laughed a bit more. “I’m so sorry , its j-just that.-“ Giggling a bit more.

“ I felt so nervous earlier. I’m a transfer student, I’m new. I was ready to act so calm and pretend I was so put together. Helping you kinda made my anxiety about my ‘first’ day go away.”

“Oh.” Sure, you didn’t like being laughed at. You could sympathize with the nervousness. You weren’t exactly shy, but you didn’t go out of your way to talk to people out of the fear of looking like an idiot.

“I can kinda relate to that. I was afraid I was gonna make a bad impression to you but…”

More giggling came from the man. You side eyed him , and his laughter died down.

“After you almost witness me die from trying to be nonchalant, we should be friends! If you’re up to that.”

His eyes lit up and you could see a smiling forming.

The bus was right on cue, the 06:30 stop arrived. You started heading towards the bus.

“Sure.”

He followed after you.

—————————

Talking to whatever that guy’s name was on the bus made you feel inadequate.

1. “I wanted to look put together” my ass. HE WAS PUT TOGETHER. An honor role student that didn’t have any use for scholarships. wtf

2. He was extremely put together part 2: All of his school supplies was organized , it put you to shame. It also made you realize you forgot your laptop and grabbed a cutting board? Something was not on your side today

3. He was also effortlessly gorgeous. It made you want to cry.

The only thing that calmed your nerves was the fact that he was weird. It seemed like he was observing all of your movements.

Maybe it was his eyes? His demeanor that made you feel so watched. He was very put together and had some form of aura surrounding him. Like he was unapproachable , untouchable , and you somehow stumbled in his world.

The rest was pretty much history.

Exchanging numbers , and walked each to class. Becoming close friends easily.

You didn’t believe popularity was a thing in college until he was flocked to by the campus. He enamored everyone that saw him and gained tons of friends so fast. It was like a blur. What do you mean the new kid befriended the majority of the campus upon arrival?

You weren’t worried about your friendship. How could you when he was clinging to you anytime he could? You thought it was because you were the first person to talk to him. Sometimes you feel attached to the first friend you make in new environment , nothing new.

What you didn’t understand is why he continued to cling to you. The campus’s pretty boy was basically your dog. Its not like he pushed others away, he just wouldn’t let them be as close as you two were.

It was so weird, so odd, but you couldn’t help but like the attention. You could always brag years down the line to your friends about how you pulled the popular guy in college. The thought of him finding a lover stung a little, but not too much.

You never really cared to remember his name either. Every time you two hung out and someone approached him, he gave a new name. You settled to call him ‘Pretty Boy’ because you were too lazy to think of something else. It got the job done and you had better things to do than give your friend a name.

A party invitation was found in your mailbox. It was one of those monthly parties that would be thrown to enjoy youth and whatnot. Letting loose every one in awhile wasn’t so bad. Plus you might’ve been dying for some attention, maybe even a one night stand.

You did your best to get ready the party. Using a small bit of makeup to clean yourself up. Your smell eye bags made you feel like a 9 to 5 office worker. You didn’t want to scare off any potential flings.

Your professors had been throwing assignment after assignment with no mercy. You deserved a break, to relieve some stress. You ended up going with a group of classmates from your history class.

You didn’t exactly want to go with pretty boy either. Nothing bad happened between you two, but having someone cling to you desperately gives off the wrong vibe. Plus he said he wasn’t even going. There was nothing to really worry about.

What happens at the party stays at the party.

——

The party sucked.

You were still there and came to that conclusion. It was filled with desperation and it was very pathetic. You ended up getting all dressed up for nothing.

‘Why did I even believe this was gonna be a good party?’ The girl that was throwing the party, Adeline, was one of those girls that easily fell into the wrong crowd. It was clear she catered her party to match her ‘friends’. It was a sad watch.

You couldn’t help but pity the girl. She was basically an outcast until someone saw her ‘potential’. You wonder how someone would give up everything for a sense of validation.

Walking to the backdoor porch , you sat down on the railings.

The breeze was light. It was chilly , but not enough to make you freeze. The sky was fading from dark blue to a hot pink color , and the stars were so bright. It was a beautiful sight , and you figured you could stay out here until your ride was ready to leave.

A guy with shaggy haircut ended up sitting down on the rocking chair that was close to you.

You weren’t exactly afraid of him either. He looked mildly annoyed with the party as well. Having a bottle of wine , and kept drinking from it. Plus, he felt oddly familiar.

‘Damn. Guess I’m not the only one.’

I think anyone with a functioning brain could see how the party was buns. The ‘party’ was just people bringing drinks , but there was no music. No food , all the room doors were locked, and the pool was locked as well. It’s more of an alcohol gathering than anything.

“Don’t like the party?”

Maybe it was the boredom that got to you. Couldn’t have been the alcohol, you didn’t have anything. If the guy was gonna sit out here , he might as well humor you.

“Yeah. Thought it was gonna be better than this. I got invited but I really wish I hadn’t.”

His voice was dry for someone who was straight drinking from a wine bottle. It wasn’t terribly dry, slightly raspy and a little deep.

You look closely at the stars again.

“I feel that. I really wish Addie didn’t invite me. This was such a drag, I went all out for nothing.”

You didn’t even go all out to begin with. You were grateful you didn’t, your outfit would’ve been wasted on this poor excuse of a party.

“I came here to see someone.”

He sounded really hopeful.

“Aww. Did you get to talk to them? You guys do anything?”

Stupid question since you couldn’t even hookup in any room. The only place you really could do was the bathroom if you wanted privacy.

“No. They didn’t talk to me. I came to the party last minute and I even told them I wasn’t gonna go.”

“Oh I’m sorry?”

“You shouldn’t be , I should’ve done something. Maybe just asked to go with them. I was scared they were gonna hook up with someone or even find a date. One of those things we’re avoided luckily.”

You couldn’t help but giggle.

“If it makes you feel any better, I was hoping to find a small fling or a one night stand. I thought “Ooo , a party , this will totally relax me!” Then the party is only filled with alcohol, no music , and majoYanyandererity of the people are extremely drunk. Ruined my mood.”

You both sighed. A thought about PB came up, you wish he was here.

You two sat in a comfortable silence. Enjoying the peace of the outdoors.

AN: This is gonna suck but i didn’t download any fanfics to read on the airplane

ALSO the drought of good yan x reader fanfucs💔 I don’t always want a super non-con fanfic, I enjoy the ones where they both love each other fully. Hopefully im not alone on this and this inspires more fanfics like this!

Drabble? Scenario? Who knows i probably won’t finish it and idc if someone uses it as a base for their fanfic. Im too tired

He’s too perfect.

Everyone could see that.

It seems like his existence was crafted from a fairy tale. Rich parents that love and adore his existence. Looks that are completely ethereal. Standing next to him you fell like you’re evaporating from his beauty. Hair so healthy and soft to touch. Eyes you could get lost into for days , how his eyes sparkled reminded you of the stars.

Not to mention his well crafted personality.

The definition of spoiled not rotten. It’s so hard to believe anyone would ever care for their peers that much. Why he would care for you that much.

From the moment you two met, he clung to you. The only thing that crossed your mind was “Why me?”

You weren’t anything special. Sure , you definitely weren’t unknown. Known by tons of people , but had little friends. It couldn’t have been your style, it changed too much. Varying from cute to messy , from elegant to grunge. You were just slightly different from the main demographic, right?

It wasn’t so bad. It seemed you both like each other enough, got together relatively fast. The question of what makes him like you so much still lingers from time to time. No matter what whispered to him, you’ll never know why he was so obsessed with you.

You have a few ideas. It’s not like he’s discrete about how obsessed he is about you. He’s weird for what he does, but so are you for staying with him.

You can’t help but wonder how did you pull this guy.

—————————

You first met at a bus stop to get to morning college class. It was too dark outside for you to completely see him. You could make out a silhouette and a few observations from street lights and cars passing by. It was no one you recognized. You glanced over to get a better look at him.

‘Maybe over average height? Not too tall , but tall enough to catch a few looks..’

Focusing on his clothing , he seemed no different from any other young adult.

‘ A cotton grey jacket and wide legged black jeans. A student? Maybe even someone doing super early errands? Why would anyone run errands at 06:00 , that’s so early. Or maybe he’s a- ’

You were too focused observing him to realize he was talking at you.

“Is something wrong?”

Jumping out of your daze , you stepped back.

“O-oh , uhhh I’m so sorry about that. It’s just I never seen you around this stop before. Are you new around here? I don’t really see anyone my age at this time.”

‘How smooth I am !’

All he did was give a side glance , then turned back forward.

Embarrassing.

Your heart was racing , but a wave of confidence hit you as you thought how well you played that off.

The bus stop felt so small after you felt embarrassed for being called out for staring. It was hard to catch your breath ,wanting to look like you didn’t care.

Something was caught in your throat, maybe the embarrassment, and the coughs erupted.

Not the soft type of coughs , the LOUD sickly ones. Coughing so luch you ended up corouch

Ending up crouched down , curled in a ball with a coughing fit.

‘ Wow , soo not embarrassing me.’ Mentally face palming from the event.

As if you couldn’t handle take anymore embarrassing, the guy looked at you in curiosity.

“Hey do you need some water? I have some ! I swear I didn’t drink it , I just bought it-“

You coughed even more. Your vision started to go blurry. It was so embarrassing your morning had to start off like this.

“H-hold on! ……. help you. Open ….. mouth.”

You couldn’t hear the words because you were quite literally dying.

Apparently you had perfect timing and took a deep breath, giving him a chance to give you water. The water tasted nice and cool, helping you stop coughing.

“ Hey! Are you okay?”

He looked at you with full concern. You couldn’t even blame the guy. First , you were essentially checking him out. Secondly, in the ‘attempt’ to be nonchalant, you BLEW it. Coughing all over the place and he had to give up his water.

You were NEVER going to live this down.

“thank you….”

“No problem.” He ended up pulling you up so you could stand again. He looked at you, but this time it seemed to be pity. That was the last thing you needed.

“Geez…that was so embarrassing, I’m so sorry. Please ignore what happened..”

You were so ready for the awkward silence but sadly, you got laughed at.

All you heard this stranger , getting ready to double over from laughter. Your mouth flew open. You were so ready to cuss this guy out.

“WHAT THE HELL MAN. HAVE I NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH?” You were turned to him, you felt like you were about to explode.

“W-wait.” He laughed a bit more. “I’m so sorry , its j-just that.-“ Giggling a bit more.

“ I felt so nervous earlier. I’m a transfer student, I’m new. I was ready to act so calm and pretend I was so put together. Helping you kinda made my anxiety about my ‘first’ day go away.”

“Oh.” Sure, you didn’t like being laughed at. You could sympathize with the nervousness. You weren’t exactly shy, but you didn’t go out of your way to talk to people out of the fear of looking like an idiot.

“I can kinda relate to that. I was afraid I was gonna make a bad impression to you but…”

More giggling came from the man. You side eyed him , and his laughter died down.

“After you almost witness me die from trying to be nonchalant, we should be friends! If you’re up to that.”

His eyes lit up and you could see a smiling forming.

The bus was right on cue, the 06:30 stop arrived. You started heading towards the bus.

“Sure.”

He followed after you.

—————————

Talking to whatever that guy’s name was on the bus made you feel inadequate.

1. “I wanted to look put together” my ass. HE WAS PUT TOGETHER. An honor role student that didn’t have any use for scholarships. wtf

2. He was extremely put together part 2: All of his school supplies was organized , it put you to shame. It also made you realize you forgot your laptop and grabbed a cutting board? Something was not on your side today

3. He was also effortlessly gorgeous. It made you want to cry.

The only thing that calmed your nerves was the fact that he was weird. It seemed like he was observing all of your movements.

Maybe it was his eyes? His demeanor that made you feel so watched. He was very put together and had some form of aura surrounding him. Like he was unapproachable , untouchable , and you somehow stumbled in his world.

The rest was pretty much history.

Exchanging numbers , and walked each to class. Becoming close friends easily.

You didn’t believe popularity was a thing in college until he was flocked to by the campus. He enamored everyone that saw him and gained tons of friends so fast. It was like a blur. What do you mean the new kid befriended the majority of the campus upon arrival?

You weren’t worried about your friendship. How could you when he was clinging to you anytime he could? You thought it was because you were the first person to talk to him. Sometimes you feel attached to the first friend you make in new environment , nothing new.

What you didn’t understand is why he continued to cling to you. The campus’s pretty boy was basically your dog. Its not like he pushed others away, he just wouldn’t let them be as close as you two were.

It was so weird, so odd, but you couldn’t help but like the attention. You could always brag years down the line to your friends about how you pulled the popular guy in college. The thought of him finding a lover stung a little, but not too much.

You never really cared to remember his name either. Every time you two hung out and someone approached him, he gave a new name. You settled to call him ‘Pretty Boy’ because you were too lazy to think of something else. It got the job done and you had better things to do than give your friend a name.

A party invitation was found in your mailbox. It was one of those monthly parties that would be thrown to enjoy youth and whatnot. Letting loose every one in awhile wasn’t so bad. Plus you might’ve been dying for some attention, maybe even a one night stand.

You did your best to get ready the party. Using a small bit of makeup to clean yourself up. Your smell eye bags made you feel like a 9 to 5 office worker. You didn’t want to scare off any potential flings.

Your professors had been throwing assignment after assignment with no mercy. You deserved a break, to relieve some stress. You ended up going with a group of classmates from your history class.

You didn’t exactly want to go with pretty boy either. Nothing bad happened between you two, but having someone cling to you desperately gives off the wrong vibe. Plus he said he wasn’t even going. There was nothing to really worry about.

What happens at the party stays at the party.

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The party sucked.

You were still there and came to that conclusion. It was filled with desperation and it was very pathetic. You ended up getting all dressed up for nothing.

‘Why did I even believe this was gonna be a good party?’ The girl that was throwing the party, Adeline, was one of those girls that easily fell into the wrong crowd. It was clear she catered her party to match her ‘friends’. It was a sad watch.

You couldn’t help but pity the girl. She was basically an outcast until someone saw her ‘potential’. You wonder how someone would give up everything for a sense of validation.

Walking to the backdoor porch , you sat down on the railings.

The breeze was light. It was chilly , but not enough to make you freeze. The sky was fading from dark blue to a hot pink color , and the stars were so bright. It was a beautiful sight , and you figured you could stay out here until your ride was ready to leave.

A guy with shaggy haircut ended up sitting down on the rocking chair that was close to you.

You weren’t exactly afraid of him either. He looked mildly annoyed with the party as well. Having a bottle of wine , and kept drinking from it. Plus, he felt oddly familiar.

‘Damn. Guess I’m not the only one.’

I think anyone with a functioning brain could see how the party was buns. The ‘party’ was just people bringing drinks , but there was no music. No food , all the room doors were locked, and the pool was locked as well. It’s more of an alcohol gathering than anything.

“Don’t like the party?”

Maybe it was the boredom that got to you. Couldn’t have been the alcohol, you didn’t have anything. If the guy was gonna sit out here , he might as well humor you.

“Yeah. Thought it was gonna be better than this. I got invited but I really wish I hadn’t.”

His voice was dry for someone who was straight drinking from a wine bottle. It wasn’t terribly dry, slightly raspy and a little deep.

You look closely at the stars again.

“I feel that. I really wish Addie didn’t invite me. This was such a drag, I went all out for nothing.”

You didn’t even go all out to begin with. You were grateful you didn’t, your outfit would’ve been wasted on this poor excuse of a party.

“I came here to see someone.”

He sounded really hopeful.

“Aww. Did you get to talk to them? You guys do anything?”

Stupid question since you couldn’t even hookup in any room. The only place you really could do was the bathroom if you wanted privacy.

“No. They didn’t talk to me. I came to the party last minute and I even told them I wasn’t gonna go.”

“Oh I’m sorry?”

“You shouldn’t be , I should’ve done something. Maybe just asked to go with them. I was scared they were gonna hook up with someone or even find a date. One of those things we’re avoided luckily.”

You couldn’t help but giggle.

“If it makes you feel any better, I was hoping to find a small fling or a one night stand. I thought “Ooo , a party , this will totally relax me!” Then the party is only filled with alcohol, no music , and majority of the people are extremely drunk. Ruined my mood.”

You both sighed. A thought about PB came up, you wish he was here.

You two sat in a comfortable silence. Enjoying the peace of the outdoors.

Thats it im so done with technology right now.

Sucks bur whi cares

[thursdaygrl]

i'm home today and all i wanna do is write so here's a mini wishlist cause i wanna get some more things going. like this and i'll come to you for plotting/to get a starter up for us.

plot ideas:

best friend's sibling stuff always, especially when it's this kind of thing

arranged marriage mafia plot you say? i want this.

age gaps idk that's not really a plot idea but yeah

enemies to lovers/friends to lovers i'm basic and idc

normal people inspired messy angsty smutty stuff

a girl that my muse dash (jack quaid fc) meets online through gaming, etc and develops a close friendship with (which also includes feelings on both ends) but when they meet in person she realises his life is very different than what she thought (he's extremely rich, has a politician father, etc).

someone from my muse elias' (er fightmaster fc) past (former lover, maybe also worked with them on the book they put out) who tracks them down where they've been hiding to convince them to come back home. and maybe there are also unresolved feelings there.

vaguely haley/nathan inspired plot for quinn. she's tutoring your muse and thinks they're dumb as rocks, they're into her and she makes them work for it but okay maybe she's starting to like them too.

the boss's wife or daughter plot for six (devon aoki fc) because she's reckless and would go there. alternatively just a high powered woman who would let this woman in leather pants who drives like a maniac dominate her.

fcs i'm dying to write against rn: michelle randolph, greta onieogou, phillipa soo, christina nadin, damian hardung, adria arjona, sarah catherine hook, lola tung, samantha logan, kyle gallner, sherry-lee watson (i am at all times begging for her for ronan specifically), any of the riverdale girls pls (but especially a lili fc for rosalie)

[hqbaby]

OMGG HII GIRLYY!!

i literally just discovered you and fark i just binged this whole series in like an hour, and lemme just say, the bloody mystery about why we broke up w satoru and what happened that night got me CLAWINGGG AT MY WALLLSSSSS. idc what happens now. we need to be with sukuna. he is endgame. and i hope satoru sticks to his word and actually becomes better for kimi cos :((( she deserves better n lowk so does kunaa. SO HE BETTER BE ENDGAME ^-^

and alsooo, like gojo this gojo that (im a strong gojo girlie pls dont hurt me :p) GOJO ALWAYS GETS THE GIRLL‼️ we need stories where he doesn’t!! so im PRAYINGGG, reader n sukuna end up together in the end UGHH

anywhoo, can’t wait for the rest of the chapters of this series and i just KNOWW that this ski trip is gonna be messy and im soo here for it😝😝

also, i don’t know if you do anons w emojis or anything, but ur writing is immaculate and on another level, i might need to speak to u ab my LOVE for ur fics hehe :p

sooo

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HI LOVELY!!! you're so sweet!! thank you so much <3 i'm so excited to share the rest of the series because it's honestly been such a joy to write 😩

getting back to back asks that are team sukuna and team gojo is also so intriguing to me because i love how you guys are getting different feelings from the same fic AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY BECAUSE the love triangle is really triangling 🥰

the ski trip is really gonna bring the mess to mess it up 👀 BUT I WILL SAY without spoiling, the aftermath is actually looking a lot messier. which is saying a lot because shit is gonna go downnnn in the next chapters

[misspickman]

fero pickman and xue yang. i know all your comics friends have you covered

fero !

Sexuality Headcanon: bi i think. i dont think hed care about defining that tbh. also keith once called him aromantic on twt and idk if thats generally considered canon but i enjoy it<3

Gender Headcanon: little guy. again to me? genderqueer but idk if hed care about it. in a modern au maybe, but less because he wants to define it and more because people would ask that of him. which maybe just makes him refuse to define it even more. much to think about

A ship I have with said character: ephero.. theyre so real in my heart.. i dont think about them much anymore but when i do. ah :(. also ferol he fucked that old man

A BROTP I have with said character: fero and hella and adaire,, what we could have had,, also mother glory. and samol. anyone of the main pcs tbh just put this guy in dynamics

A NOTP I have with said character: uhh idk honestly. i cant think of anything rn? im sure i have some but ?

A random headcanon: do you remember when we gave him a bunch of cats in our au. also: always fixing shit. this is how he shows he cares. he will not say it but he will fix that hole on hellas roof and be grumpy the whole time

General Opinion over said character: he has changed my brain chemistry irreparably. listening to seasons of hieron and going hes just like me fr (derogatory)

pickman!!!

Sexuality Headcanon: lesbian. probably not something she thinks about much, a la "im probably nb but i have a job so idc about that now"

Gender Headcanon: my big butch wife. but in general same as above, she is what she is and shes too busy to dwell on it, and its not like its anyone elses business, right? also what even Are gender expectations of a caprak? i dont think this is ever discussed but i would like to know

A ship I have with said character: pickman/chantilly scathe.. man

A BROTP I have with said character: alekest :) and colette<3

A NOTP I have with said character: uhh idk i cant imagine her with men. the lesbian energy is off the charts

A random headcanon: i would like to think she gets more into art after zevunzolia. maybe into wood carving. it would be sweet. would she write poetry.. i dont think she would consciously sit down to do it but she is Very good at writing letters (thanks jack, for that<3)

General Opinion over said character: miss pickman my wife miss pickman.. we shall have a spring wedding.. i think about her six travelers ep So much. "I think it is something magical that separates us. Again, I am not speaking metaphorically."

xue yang :)

Sexuality Headcanon: probably bi. similar to what i said for fero but for entirely different reasons, i dont think hed care

Gender Headcanon: you see this is a Question. its been so long since ive actively thought about this so i cant articulate it but theres something going on there

A ship I have with said character: songxue, songxuexiao, i love a very horrid and messy xueyao too. any ship with xue yang is horrid and messy but in most cases the horridness is one sided but in xueyao its both of them. this increases the levels of horridness. u get me

A BROTP I have with said character: in my beautiful mind and nowhere else? wen qing. in a more realistic sense aqing and meng yao

A NOTP I have with said character: oh im sure there are many xue yang ships i would not enjoy but i dont wanna think about it rn. but uhh him and mo xuanyu? i just dont vibe

A random headcanon: in any modern au i am giving this guy soo many tattoos and piercings. also motorcycle guy

General Opinion over said character: i miss him its such a shame i can never step back into that fandom. also changed my brain chemistry but in a completely different way

[kadextra]

13 for qsmp ask game?

13. An event or lore you’d like to see in the future of the QSMP

THIS QUESTION…. ohh boy I have a lot to say buckle up

For events I need Día de los Muertos on the qsmp. it would be SOO fun to see the outfits people put on their cubitos and it’s the most perfect opportunity for the spirits of the dead eggs to come back to the living world and spend the entire day with their parents

In the future when Japanese members are added I’d also love a Tanabata, or Tsukimi (they could make it constant night time) any big festival really,. and when Korean members are added, CHUSEOK EVENT omg. It’s a holiday to celebrate with family and the island is one big found family, the festivities are fun and the games are too :D

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For the lore… please, Cucurucho or Walter Bob- idc which, I desperately want a Federation worker to have a betrayal arc. something something this character forced to comply to the powers above & these unfathomably high standards of perfection, after a time of watching how messy yet beautiful these islanders are, gaining a personality and wanting to be a part of what they share.

also I want q!Badboyhalo to experience horrors but y’all know that already. kidnap him, put him in ice, manipulate him, revenge arc, idc!! something cool and dramatic!! Literally feel like q!Etoiles who’s always saying he wants q!Bad to go sicko mode but it’s true, this character has been holding back a lot, we’ve only seen brief snippets of that ruthless side. I know what cc!Bad is capable of in rp is it so much to ask for a few horrors as a treat 👉👈

Lastly, more q!Slime lore in general bc I also know what cc!Slime is capable of. This man can instantly make gegg go from haha funny bit to something so heartbreaking it makes us all sob. gimme more lore about gegg, a found family moment, or put him through the horrors too. literally anything

[devintrinidad]

AQjjzjwjsjz ALL of these ships are SO CUTE. I agree with almost all of them. I haven't considered cancer/3803 before tbh. I can only imagine the drama. I can see 3803 trying to have good faith in him at first then it all going down hill from there.

I was about to say 3803/4948 would be SO adorable and then you hit me with a WAR FIC??? OH MY GOD??? LEAVE THEM ALONE?? (Jk don't)

And YES!! I LOVE ALL POLY SHIPS TBH!!! Sometimes it's too hard to pick just one pair bc they are all good and you just GOTTA smash them all together. The more the merrier.

Reverse harem >>>>>>>>>>>>

Speaking of poly ships u mentioned 5100 with 2048 and 2626 and I was just about to say why not all 3 of them together. I adore both dynamics they sre SOO fun, and I think 5100 could definitely pull two (or more) guys at the same time. I think i like 5100/2626 a tiny bit more but I love both equally as well.

I havent thought enough yet about all the possibilities so I dont have strong opinions, but I am honestly up for anything. If the dynamic is fun then I'm all in. I think Eosinophil and NK would be really adorable. NK would throw hands with anyone who talks about her gf. Eosinophil would get both of them matching phone chains. NK broke her phone(s) so she puts the chain in her sword instead. NK and Killer T are super fun as well!!

Basophil is funny as hell i enjoy that motherfucker I think he should be friends with 2001 (Or boyfriend. Idc I just want them hanging out together). I think he is cute with macrophage as well. She is everything he is just ken.

Honestly there are a lot of characters that I adore but I havent come up with anything for them!! I love Mast cell a lot cuz she is messy and moody and I ADORE her energy lmao

I enjoyed chatting with you!! have a wonderful day as well ᕕ ( ᐛ ) ᕗ

Hi! Here's the Cancer/AE-3803 series that I made just to explore their dynamics! Beware the tags, though, it can be quite visceral at times. :D

And yes! I've always loved AE-3803 and U-1146 ever since their first canon interaction in the manga! When I watched their little scene together for the first time in the anime, I was absolutely floored! They are so cute and I love them so much! (Hence, the reason why I had to torture them with a war au).

Poly! You like poly! That's amazing!

Here's a treat from lunch that inspired me to write a harem (ish) fic back in the day. :D

Oh my gosh??? You're so right! 5100 would definitely wrangle 2048 and 2626. 2626 immediately loves her while 2048 is more of a tsundere and wants to be all macho for her, but they all know better. I can imagine that during a regular day, they try to save 5100, but she's trying to shield her juniors away from bacteria. They scold her for putting herself in harm's way, but she tells them that she trusts them to save her when the time comes :D

Eosinophil and NK??? That's so adorable! I think it's canon that NK secretly likes wearing cute, feminine things once in a while, so on dates Eo likes to dress up NK in cute stuff, doing their nails, makeup, etc. NK basks in the pampering and she teaches Eo how to be more confident in herself. And the phone chains??? That's so cute???

Basophil/U-2001???? YES THAT IS AMAZING WONDERFUL SPLENDERIFIC Totally ship this.

Also, Macrophage/Basophil/U-2001??? Just the whole dynamic of the more parental/cryptid cells being put together. Their dynamic would be so weird, but the most amzing power throuple.

Mast Cell is so cute, too! No one gives her the recognition that she deserves -_- That's okay, we love her all the same! :D

Thanks again and I hope that you have a wonderful day! :D

[floatiessmx]

Antonella will be FOREVER THE BLUEPRINT idc what y'all say she is it she stood up kept everything private and successfully succeeded . Messi is a lucky mf , remember when she used to learn football skills just coz of Messi . See her latest video soo cute.

i wonder why she is much less popular than geo

[darling-sammy]

a warm sunrise

its soo messy but idc. also i'm a jelly bracelet stan

[getting-messi]

Top favorite Messi moments that you were happiest or proudest of being his fan ( literally can be the long way post Idc I love reading ppl love for Messi)

omg you are the actual best! I love this question🤧

damn so the world cup would be the easiest answer. But lemme give some various answers with different reasons.

Messi DOES NOT DO like sponsor videos for clubs, he barely did it at Barca but he just isn't one of those players that are always featured on the youtube channel, but this FIFA video he did was honestly one of the most fascinating AND funniest things to watch, so here is my fav Messi sponsor video

My fav Messi performance is probably the Bayern match in 2015 where he iconically knocked Jerome Boateng on his back and scored a brace and assisted within like 5 minutes. I remember rushing home from school to catch the end of the match and it was still 0-0, i remember celebrating like crazy when he scored the first goal and how him and Neymar were like rolling on the floor hugging each other and how the camera cut to Antonella in the crowd like high fiving Barca fans as the entire stadium chanted his name. Just such a happy moment to witness. Here is the clip

My fav Messi celebration has GOT to be him holding up his own jersey in the Bernabeu in front of Madrid fans after scoring the winning goal in El Clasico and it was his 500th goal. I remember he had a black eye from the match against Juve we played earlier that week and he got hit in his mouth during el clasico so he was seriously beaten up and then he goes and scores that BEAUTIFUL goal and he isn't really egotistical but that was just so iconic. And as Messi is a TREND SETTER, everybody and their MOMS were doing that celebration after that including Ronald Mcdonald🤭 This edit is so iconic from it

Fav Messi interview has got to be the one where Aguero interviews him, omg i used to watch that SO MUCH back in the day and i recently came across it and it was just SOO cute.

Fav young Messi moment has GOT to be this interview during the u-20 world cup where he is just being SO introverted, like truly the funniest thing😭 But it really shows how much he's stayed the same. He talks about Argentina, points his hometown on a map and even tries Dutch candy

This is also another fun interview he did pretty recently where he talks about each of his goals. He is so comfortable here and even some of the things he talks about like how during the 2018 world cup, him and the team KNEW they'd be killed by Argentines if they lost that game against Nigeria. It's also entertaining how he remembers his goals, some of them he doesn't even fully recall

Finally, I think this is another young messi interview that really shows you how far he's come and also how much he's stayed the same. LOOL at the fact that he said that if he ever plays in the first division for Barca then he'd give everyone that asked him for a jersey one😭

[ickymichi]

𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒!

what’s this?: hcs of the scouts living together!

warnings: like 1 slightly nsfw one mentioned nothing serious, swearing, crack fic, modern au.

note: these hcs r probably the only thing keeping me going sidbsj. so wanted to share them with you guys, might make a more detailed part two who knows n e way, hope you enjoy! reblogs are greatly appreciated <3

© k1ttykawa 2021

first off this house will be the loudest, most chaotic place you’ll ever witness.

like they should have their own reality show.

so who’s in this hell hole?

well we’ve the two trios, eren mikasa & armin and jean connie & sasha.

six people in a house is gonna need a house cleaner to come over twice every week, and that mans name is levi. he usually doesn’t mind his job but when it comes to this house, he questions his life choices.

anyway! yeah what goes down? well let’s go through every room!

first off we’ll start with eren cause :p his room is like every other guys, sports achievement trophies on his shelf’s, signed jerseys hung on the wall and the same checkered sheets that he hasn’t changed in a while.

it’s always somehow always messy.

he does spend a considerable amount of time in their just playing on his play station, probably only comes out to get food.

and ofc he has l.e.d.s 🙄

next is armin! his is so quaint i love it

it just screams armin. books after books along his floor to ceiling book shelf, desk with every stationary you could think of. and is bed is always made and not a spec of dirt on the floor.

doesn’t spend too much time in his room and spends more time downstairs with the others.

mikasa my love <3 when i think of modern au mikasa, i think of goth!mikasa </3

her room is just such a viobe

so many plants!! and tapestries! she reads manga okay idc :( she has so much tho! her fav is romance </3 also has leds and a really funky full length mirror she found at a local store!

jean bo’s room is acc so nice. it has to be for all the girls he brings over

but yeah posters galore of his favourite anime (one piece, naruto, beck, death note etc) manga collector also!

also has his favourite band posters. he really likes posters k? doesn’t like to have plain walls

has those open wardrobe things, as well as an actual wardobe cause he has so much clothes.

and ofc, he got the leds

also he has this big ass tv and plays his music really loud off it.

connie my luuvvv!!

somehow, god only knows, mf got the biggest room when they were picking. really he just got the longest straw

anyway, his room pls, big ass bed, big ass tv, big ass wardobe AND he got a whole en-suite!

jean and eren and soo fcking jealous of his room pls.

he spends a lot of time on the play station with eren and jean. loves that he can hear eren screaming through his headphones and down the hall.

he also is a manga fanatic! but doesn’t have as much as jean yet! also don’t tell jean, but he stole a few volumes of bleach and he’s waiting for the day he noticed

also has his favourite artists and anime posters, won this really cool rengoku figure that he has in a glass case with his luffy and sukuna figures. yes, he loves collecting things.

as well as that he has an alcohol stand that has just bottles of beer to the most expensive tequila.

he has this speaker that quite literally shakes the floor and never doesn’t have music playing. even if it’s 2am that things going.

obviously got the leds

sasha </3 her room is just, you’d want to live in it that’s all i can say.

has like three mini fridges, two beside lockers all full of snacks and drinks.

her bed is the comfiest in the whole house, everyone comes into her room just to lay in it for a while.

has this really soft rug that she loves to lie on when watching tv or her laptop.

binges a lot of shows so she doesn’t come out of her room unless she wants to watch it downstairs with the others

got the leds‼️

now that we’ve seen all the bedrooms, what actually goes down in the facility?

connie or jean definitely went viral for those videos like these, they’re always on my fyp and i love it so he makes these like every few nights and they probably look like this:

armin is probably either studying or watching whatever’s on netflix

eren is most likely in his room on the ps or napping. gets annoyed every time connie comes in to record the tiktok -_-

sasha is either in the kitchen making something she saw on tiktok or in her room binging shows

mikasa is probably cleaning her room or a different part of the house or doing her make up/hair with her music v loud ofc <3

and jean and connie are either in each others rooms or fixing jeans car that keeps breaking down. with vv loud music ofc.

during the day though is like the same except the boys are probably out in the back garden playing basketball while mikasa and sasha watch on the grass catching some rays 😎

music is a reacquiring theme here bc there’s always someone blaring music.

also, jean is always bringing girls home from when him and eren go out and sasha n armin will just watch him run upstairs with her like 🧍‍♀️ 🧍 there goes another one

connie is forever scaring anyone and recording it. he has about 10 montages on tiktok of him hiding in a cupboard or even just around the corner and scaring someone. most times it’s jean cause he a scaredy-cat. did it to eren and he gave him a black eye out of ‘reflexes’

they love spending nights together sitting on the couch and watching different movies or just sitting together and talking.

dinner is spent at the table together every night and it’s honestly everyone’s favourite time of the day.

omg cleaner levi who comes to clean twice a week, connie gets on his nerves soo bad pls😭 he’s always asking him questions and being like “yo big man you need a hand?”

jean and connie spend a lot of time in each other’s rooms just sitting on the bed and scrolling through tiktok and sometimes eren joins and though the two won’t admit it, jean and eren love it when he does cause they have suuuch laughs pls i’m talking tears and sore sides.

[kkoongiee]

txt scenarios — baking with their s/o ‹𝟹

prompt, baking with your boyfriend! txt wants to bake, how could you ever deny? some are a bit messy in the kitchen though.

notes, nothing in particular, just wanted to make something nice and cute since i haven’t been feeling the best these past few days 😇 so here’s txt baking with you and how it goes .. my day has been completely ruined today so if u wanna talk or anything in my asks it’d be appreciated i finished this the other day and planned to put it out today but life is a bitch so i’m just gonna do it

## fluff % gn!reader % wc: - [ cursing & skinship ]

yeonjun definitely is good at baking, idc!!!! he is a pro, maybe he can even crack an egg with one hand? so he wants to bake with u, which u happily agree 😇 yeonjun has everything out, but u are NOT ready. u might just be a terrible baker, he has to fish out a few eggshells and u pour a bit too much water. all is well though, minimal spillage and the cake is now baking. ur cake looks pretty good!! the frosting is kinda ugly, but it tastes good and its pretty so u like it. you tie it off with a smear of frosting on yeonjun’s cheek because why not??? u enjoy being messy lol

soobin .. he wants cookies. but he can’t bake? so he buys prepackaged cookie dough, but he doesn’t know how to use an oven. he calls u .. cuz u should know right?? ur pretty smart so he supposed u would know, which u do, gladly turning on the oven to preheat. soobin has the cookies out, the tray is kinda small but he doesn’t have anything else 😭 the cookies come out smushed into eachother, stuck together. u cut them for him, soobin is VERY excited but the cookie is also HOT AS FUCK!!!! so yall know how u eat food when its hot? yes soobin does that too bc he seems like the type of person to eat food forgetting that it came off the stove or out of the oven just a few mins ago 😕 happy guy tho he likes the cookies 🤲🏽

beomgyu, the kid is obviously a mess 😕 he makes u look like a pro 😌 u two seem like the type of couple thats a little clumsy/dumb?? not trying to be MEAN LOL i feel like he’s smart as hell but idk why it seems like every idol doesn’t know how to cook?? (a select few are gifted in the kitchen) beomgyu has the time of his life tho, eggs on the counter and sugar on the floor. it is a STRUGGLE, but eventually the cupcakes r in the oven and they turn out a little ... over baked??? but they are edible, so u eat them just like that because u are classy & frosting is for PLEBS 🖕🏽

taehyun is like ‘i got this 😌’ cmon now. we all know taehyun OBVIOUSLY knows how to do this shit.. it takes him no longer than ten minutes to prepare everything for your brownies, he has them in the oven baking perfectly and he lets them cool, hes like 🙂🙂🙂🙂 while he waits for them. i think hes the CUTEST during baking idc 😭 he’s a very simple dude and i think that is 😍😍😍🥰🥰👍👌🏽!!! he adds sprinkles and thats that!! they r done and he is proud!! cue the social media pictures that ensued after, taehyun is like ‘made them by myself moa 😌’ which he did .. but u were there :(( giving SUPPORT!! i think it counts 🤔 but yes, we love baker!taehyun here

gmmm huening kai, he kinda seems like a cake person? am i right, its been awhile since i’ve watched a txt video 🤫 but it’s a tag team, maybe u do just a SMIDGE more work than him but it’s equal effort .. sorta. huening kai is so excited tho, he is just a happy dude, anything to do with u makes him happy :] he likes to lick the spoon, yes ... he does that, he is living for that because his parents never let him, luckily u do soo 🤫🤫🤫 he cuts himself a fattt slice of cake, he LOVES IT!! anything sweet he loves 😌, a nice lil kiss on the cheek for the person who bakes hyuka such yummy things