#song: stacy's mom

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Stacy’s mom from the hit song Stacy’s mom is Jigsaw from hit movie series Saw. My gym teacher and I were stuck in the first Saw trap. I beat her up with a radiator and then chased Stacy’s mom in a high stakes chase scene.

Good dream.

[rwac96]

Yang: *looks up at Jaune* "Waitaminue--You're dating my Mom?!"

Jaune: "In my defense, she came onto me first."

Yang: *squints at him skeptically* "Uh-Huh."

*Suddenly, Jaune's Scroll rings, and a song called 'Ruby's Mom' plays*

Jaune: *gulps, blushing* "I'll need to answer that." *backs away slowly*

Jaune: This CD will explain everything.

Yang: "Now that's what I call kissing your mom- Vol 3"?

[marzipanandminutiae]

Stacy's Mom but the singer is a preschool teacher and Stacy is her favorite student, who has a really hot single mom

is that anything

[notbecauseofvictories]

Apropos of nothing, a mutual once suggested a series where the unnamed narrator of rock ballad "Stacy's Mom" slowly seduces every member of Stacy's family. I would like it on the record that I still think about that.

[armandsfangs]

IWTV Twilight!AU 2nd person POV fic where you transfer to a new high school and move in with your divorced dad in New Orleans. At school, you become friends with Real Rashid who tells you about the weird but hot family that lives at Rue Royale - the kids are all adopted, and also dating each other?? There's the sensitive bookworm Louis Du Lac, the cheerleader captain Lestat de Lioncourt, the chess club champion Claudia Du Lac, and the sewing club leader Madeleine Eparvier.

And there's Armand. He's the theater kid, and the only one that isn't (currently) dating an adopted sibling. You sit next to him in home economics class, and he stares at you, unblinkingly, while putting a rat into a blender. You wonder if you smell bad.

One day, an axe comes flying at you out of nowhere. Armand appears and deflects it with inhumane speed. You ask him how he did that. He tells you to "Rest." You black out. When you wake up in the school nurse's office, she says you lost a lot of blood when you were hit by an axe that left two puncture wounds in your neck. You suspect that all is not as it seems.

You meet Armand again in a forest with an intense blue filter.

"How old are you?" you ask.

"27," he responds.

"How long have you - wait, why are you still in high school?"

He disappears into the trees.

You dream of him prying open your bedroom window with a crowbar, tiptoeing past your bed, and disappearing into your house, only to return with a heavy sack over his shoulder, with which he climbs back out the window and closes it behind him.

The next day, Armand shows up to drive you to school on a motorcycle with slicked back hair and fuckass sunglasses. Your dad is livid. Armand smirks.

He takes you on a fancy dinner date that feels like an interview. He stares at you like he's reading your mind and never touches the food on his plate. Now you know he's a vampire, but it doesn't bother you. In fact, it excites ypu.

A school dance is coming up. You ask Armand. He scrutinizes you like mold in a petri dish. He says yes. Your dad volunteers to chaperone the dance. You argue with him for hours.

The night of the dance is magical. To your surprise, Real Rashid is an amazing dancer as he twirls you around and makes you forget your embarrassment from your dad being a chaperone. It takes you a while to notice that you've forgotten about Armand too. He's not on the dance floor anymore. You worry that you've upset him.

You go into the gardens in search of your spurned date. You feel guilty right up until the moment where you find Armand sequestered in an ivy covered gazebo, his perfect pecs glistening in the pale moonlight —

— as he bounces on your divorced dad's dick and moans, "Daniel!" like his life depends on it.

You scream in outrage.

This is the second time that you, Stacy Molloy, got dumped by someone who fell in love with one of your parents.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

you can really grab inspirations and samples from ANYWHERE

[tyrianludaship]

having him as a platonic f/o is so funny. like yeah this dude is a loser but he's my friend and only I get to say that.

[deviantplum]

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, can I come over after school? (After school)

I know the Truth and it's kinda cool (It's kinda cool)

I saw your mom take off all her human skin (human skin)

I saw her reach up her back and give it a zip (Give it a zip)

You know, I'm not just the witness that I seem to be. I could help you pull off The Invasion that's to be

Stacy's Mom has got it going on

She's got three mouths

And a prehensile tongue

Stacy can't you see

Your mom's an Eldritch Being

I know I might seem calm

But I'm possessed by Stacy's Mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, I don't remember how we got on the lawn? (Got on the lawn)

But your mom said I'd be perfect for her spawn (For her spawn)

I could tell she meant it from the way she stared (The way she stared)

And the way she said "The Eggs are going in there" (Going in there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy

But she just unhinged her jaw

Your mom could eat a guy like me

Stacy's Mom has got it going on

She's got three mouths

And a prehensile tongue

Stacy can't you see

Your mom's an Eldritch Being

I know I might seem calm

But I'm possessed by Stacy's Mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

[jarofstyles]

Im working on Stacy’s Mom which is an older!y/n / best friends mom sorta thing and I can’t wait for yall to read it bc… mechanic h, kinda forbidden, soft dom h… 💅

[sam7sparks7]

The Stacy Trilogy

The Mom

3:17 mins

The Dad

3:00 mins

The Brother

3:13 mins

[stevebabey]

i know it doesn't work with the bands eddie listens to, but it gives me great joy to imagine the type of music corroded coffin making being like... white trash

[waldenstationed]

@ the moms on the dash: helo has a crush on you <3

[meatriarch]

ok but also vaguely re: the other post but also just in general like. i think it'd be super funny if like. mr jones taught ginny how to shoot ( at least enough to be somewhat familiar enough with handling them etc. ) but like just imagine mama ginny finally Having Enough and pulling a shotgun out of the backseat of her minivan,

[housedyke]

Low key I do miss picking out songs for the radio. Not enough to ask the radio people for my own non-scripted show or anything. But it was fun making a playlist and coming up with a narrative theme.

The legal side of it is just too much fucking work. I don't want to document what songs I played or screen them for FCC issues. I don't want to worry about station disclaimers and not making calls to action on air.

Just let me play some fucking tunes.

[n1c0d3mv5]

Okay guys but like Stacy’s Mom but with Kaminari and bakugo’s mom…

[fmk-polls]

Ask box is open and I am taking poll suggestions