#somethings in that mailbox…

[vellichorsdesire]

your f/o(s) feeling so giddy about you btw. every thought they have of you makes them feel so unexplainably warm and fuzzy, but at the same time makes them do incredibly stupid things maybe. like thinking about you so much it makes them want to scream into a pillow and roll around in bed stupidly (and maybe they do so and you/an f/o in the same media just. walks in at that moment). or they noticeably space out and get way too distracted when they’re busy with something or at work, to the point they’re bumping into things and stubbing their toe. they sigh a little too heavily when they don’t get to see you, or end up staring at their phone/mailbox way too often for anything that’s from you. basically they’re just insane about you

[chuluoyi]

before i get another unpleasant ask/long-ass rant about why you hate this specific fictional character and force your unwarranted opinion on me like this again, let me just put it out here:

you all lads players have the right to choose which LI suit you best. pick your own poison

you are entitled to dislike caleb if you’re uncomfortable with his trope. but this doesn’t give you the right to police and force your hate on players who like him (and me) who do not share the same view as you. grow up and learn to respect other people’s opinions. or at the very least if you want to discuss our differing views, do it nicely

likewise, i won’t force my opinion on you either. i don’t care the least bit whether you like him or not. but this is my personal blog and i’ll say what i want to say. don’t like it? block me and move on. don’t try to convince me otherwise or argue with me bc i don’t care about your opinion at all

all of this is just a game. everyone in lads doesn’t exist. caleb’s toxicity you all talk about doesn’t exist in real life. what truly exists and is disgusting is your toxicity and immaturity. stop being miserable and spreading hate just bc you want to prove your point

hot take: if it’s sylus who’s acting like caleb, i bet you’ll eat it up still. it’s just a matter of your preference and your big sense of “entitlement” really—perhaps bc you spend money on the game. you think all people, including infold, have to cater to your wants only just bc you pay them… whereas infold is actually a business that’s thriving as is now in china, where their biggest market is. and you know what? cn fandom has none of this mad circus of caleb discourse at all, and what you and the entire global players spend on lads is nothing compared to what cn players do, so help yourself and this entire fandom by touching grass

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Traverse Town

[eemmoorrii]

Alan in a hotdog costume

bitches be mad cuz they can't compare

edit: fixed the coloring because my god my monitor is so fuckass

[dizzybizz]

jrwi riptide huh...oaughhgh uhuhuh (explodes into confetti)

everytime i draw chip his eyebrows get bigger and rounder and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

ep35 was fucking crazy man what the hell

[hoofpeet]

oh great sheep expert, i have a question

can sheep actually purr?

It's not genuine purring but yeah kinda ! Bovines can make a kinda grumbly purr-adjacent sound when they're happy

[kithtaehyung]

3tan slice:

yoongi watching reader get ready 🍊

stopppp i love this :((( this is for the 3tan yoongi and irl yoongi missers (at least, one of the things i have planned<;333)

"How about this one?"

Oh, you're back already. Adjusting his arm, Yoongi lifts his head to check his phone screen, wondering if you're gonna pass up this next dress too despite him liking the hell out of it.

"Is that new?"

Your smile is truly one of his favorite things.

"Yeah! Got it when I went shopping with Yuri. Well. She made me get it."

When you pout, do you know how it affects him?

Yoongi just huffs through his nose, settling into the crook of his elbow and letting the warmth of afternoon coat his shoulder. Casting a quick look out his blinds, he wishes you were here instead, coming in and out of another closet that comes to mind.

"Is it bad? Damn."

"Huh?" Shit, he never answered out loud. "Nah, that's the one."

"Oh, okay. You didn't say anything."

Still his problem. A million thoughts, with nowhere to go. "Sorry, doll. Just thinking."

You're in the middle of undressing offscreen, which is yet another thing he finds incredibly endearing. He can only see one of your elbows peek into the frame as you question,

"Work again?"

"You," he corrects, full of sleepiness and void of hesitation.

"Oh."

Eyes fully shut, Yoongi doesn't lift them again until you fetch for another opinion. Which is longer than he expects because you go fully silent for a bit.

"Okay, how's this?"

His eyes flicker open seconds before his heart skips.

Fuck.

He hasn't felt his chest beat like that in a minute.

Are words coming out this time? Or is his tongue as uncooperative as his brain? Why can't he say the simplest shit when you're just standing in front of him? Fuck, he can't even articulate anything but he just knows you're fucking beautiful.

When the hell did you steal his voice, too?

"I'll let you sleep," you whisper, and he hates how down you sound because should never have a reason to feel that way. "Just text me when you can, yeah?"

If he can't say how he feels, Yoongi goes for the second option. And he's not letting that one fail. "Come over when you're done."

"Wait, what?"

He adjusts his head again, slanting a bit higher to admire everything about you. "After your dinner."

"You need to sleep..."

Why are you so considerate when it comes to him? What did he ever do to deserve anything you're willing to give? He's thought about these things so much that they take up most of his sleepless, tired nights. "You're gonna keep me up looking like that anyway."

"But.. what about.."

"I won't take long."

"You sure?"

"No."

God. Yoongi will never, ever get over the ways you try to hide that shyness. There's no way he can stop his grin, and when you make him swear it will be quick, he also can't stop himself from teasing yet again,

"Depends on how long you last."

"Alright, bye," you deadpan, giving him sweet rejection and hitting him where it hurts so good. But you smile once more, agreeing to come over but only for a tiny, tiny bit.

"That's all I need, doll."

"Prove it."

Oh.

He intends to.

Because you can make him speechless for now.

But when it comes to showing you how he feels?

There's no way you're shutting his ass up.

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3tanslices: mini-scenarios!

series: three tangerines

[silvergyus]

mama’s boy yeonjun being a girl dad 😭😭😭 his baby would be so spoiled absolutely rotten omg…

girl dad yeonjun would have THE MOST spoiled daughter maybe ever

he's an only child and has said many times he wishes he had siblings and the members are like his brothers but imagine when he has a baby?!??????

his daughter's sweet tiny hand reaching out to hold onto his finger and he just melts

I feel like he would pick out her outfit every day when she's a tiny baby and he would be the one coming back from every trip to the store with a hair bow or lil socks or a new book. just anything that reminds him of her is going home with him.

I can picture him with his baby strapped to his chest when he's out with the members. like, picture that frat boy pic of him with the white tank top and the backwards hat but then this little bundle of pink right where he can hold her and her curious eyes and cheerful giggle as she's reaching out for everything and he just giggles as he makes sure she doesn't get into trouble

and when she gets a little older and he helps her with her hair and they have tea parties and he goes out with his friends afterwards and there's still a pink bow stuck in his hair. they laugh at him but he thinks it's cute, a little piece of his baby girl even when he's not at home.

and they go out to the store together, him sharing all of his favorite music with her and they jam out together in the car. they wear matching sunglasses and have some the same cute pouts

he's the one that takes her to dance practice and sits with the moms, cheering her on and buying her the biggest bouquet after her recitals

AND WHEN THEY GO TO GRANDMA'S, they are SPOILED the both of them. Grandma has the best snacks, the best drinks, the best sweets. her baby and his baby are going to get whatever they want. yeonjun's baby wants a pretty new dress? daddy and grandma are racing each other to see who can get for her faster

yeonjun's daughter has him wrapped around her lil finger and he knows it but he wouldn't trade it for the world

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Lego poniezzz

[fedoraspooky]

Love the thought of rubberhose toons being immune to the insanity effect of seeing an eldritch monstrosity, because they're already so used to weird stuff just happening around them on the daily. They take one look at this unknowable being and they scratch their head and then shrug at the camera like "okay, guess we doin' abstract now"

[critterbitter]

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THAT CRITBIT?! I saw your art on instagram years ago (IMMEDIATE follow) and spent a solid month starring at your art trying to decipher your process!!! The..... water color esque painting you do is SO inspiring. Like. Hot damn. And now you are feeding my submas hyperfixation?! This is the best thing to happen to me all year (this is no joke.)

[chuluoyi]

they’re saying XAVIER is a RED flag! baby xavi :((((((((

HAHAHA the way i know exactly which twitter thread this is 🥹🥹 but seriously they’re so right if you think xavier is a red flag then you haven’t been through disastrous 2010-2019 otome game era 🙂‍↕️ during my time as an otome mc, i went through being caged inside a literal animal cage, sold into an auction and bought by the highest bidder (at least twice or thrice??), and married a lord who puts it blatantly that he only marries the mc for power and will gladly have her die after giving birth to his child 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

whereas xavier is just this pouty baby:

[surely-sims]

Just saw the Jeffmas post so the timing could not be... better... worse? ANYWHO!

I absolutely adore shrimpmas and was wondering if you'd be comfortable with people doing some little homage cc for it this year? I had some ideas but it felt more respectful to ask prior to posting anything! 🥰💜

YES OF COURSE PLEASE!

Shrimpmas is an act of love- its a goofy little bit of joy to share with friends at the end of the year. I encourage everyone to co-opt it and make it your own. Make things for your friends just to make them smile. THAT'S what this dumb little made up holiday is to me.

[bowserphobia]

1E Toad 🍄

HELLO

art meme

[bogkeep]

so so sick of every courier service that's not just Regular Local Mail. why do they make everything so difficult and complicated all the time auuggghhggg

[catmask]

How many asks u got in ur askbox (said like “do you got games on ur phone”

more than i would like but less after having anon off for almost a year and a half now