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Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.
When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"
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2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.
#epic the musical#epic spoilers#Itacha saga#penelope#Odysseus#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#Young odypen courting was filled with wacky nonsense basically canon confrimed#The line “....where we first met” implying that they first met under that specific olive tree#Which has to have some absolutely insane logistics that only odypen (and maybe Athena) could pull off#Odypen being 🥰 🤝 rat bastards in love#Option one odysseus Athena please please please helpppp me pen said she'd only marry me if I made a wedding bed out of this tree#Athena: once again I think you are praying to the wrong person but fuck it how do you think you're going to keep that tree alive#Odysseus: ....a large bucket?#Athena gimme a sec okay I need to go have ares bash my skull in before I watch something this stupid#Athena: checking in on penelope her chosen weaver only for her to be pulling her hair out#Penelope (to her cousins): why did I fucking say that! Beating fathers already an impossible challenge why did I say that#He's going to think I was making fun of him! He's not going to want to marry me now!#Helen: weren't you? Making fun of him?#Penelope: That's not the point!#clytemnestra: Hey he's digging the tree up and has the biggest bucket I've ever seen#Penelope: what?! Trips over every item in the room and gets tangled in her curtains blushing like crazy#Athena: ....it's been a while since I checked up on diomedes training. He'd never put me through this nonsense#Option 2#Helen's maybe a little nervous and wants to know more about who she has to potentially marry and penelope promises her she'll get rundown#Helen did not expect penelope to disappear but she probably should have....it'll probably be fine. Right?#Some kings penlope just straight up greets some she stays hidden and spies#Odysseus is the only one who catches her (he trains woth Athena in the olive Grove#She was not happy when odysseus nearly tripped onto her spear point face first when he saw the strange pretty girl)#And odysseus who's been king for a few years now knows every lady's face because he'll probably have to marry one of them someday
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*enters my own password* "i'm in"
#hc that kunsel is quite tech savvy. it's his hacking helmet. that's how he gets all ur secrets#i mean if it's not that it's telepathy. or bribery. or murder. or well yknow actually he's got a lot of options now that i think about it#he should try them all! :)#ffvii#my art <3#kunsel#✨🥰💕💖😍🌈✨⭐️💜💖#i mean it. every time i type his name it's like confetti and rainbows in my heart. there is something seriously wrong with me
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me after expressing any emotion: what if i cried
#:(#i hate it here.gif#which is why i don't! 😀 because i hate crying in front of people because they always assume somethings wrong which makes me cry even more#when actually i'm just releasing chemicals through my eyes because i got too much adrenaline or smth idk how science works#actually i rarely cry in front of people if i'm genuinely upset#i just get moody and don't talk#i know i'm so emotionally available 🥰#before you ask. yes my dad (and mum tbh) is also like this!#it's a family tradition#i know i'm joking about it but it's not good 😭
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this new Illumi resin statue by PG Studio 😳


i am speechless omggggg
#his tinkerbell shoes 😭#there's something wrong with this but i can't pinpoint what#lowkey love it tho#just like how illumi should be!#with how rare his merch is any illumi merch is a good merch for me#my babygirl 🥰#illumi zoldyck#illumi#yellmi#pg studio#hxh#hunter x hunter#hxh illumi
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Soul-Bound in Wano: The Spooky Simpatico of Luffy and Zoro
Just finished Wano, and wow. I'm surprised there isn't more talk about the crazy parallels between Luffy and Zoro throughout the arc, but especially the raid. It's like Oda was trolling us with how perfectly they mirror each other in places.
Of course, there's the whole shared "wandering samurai" theme in Acts I and II, and then there's the heartwarming scene with them both freaking out over spilled soup. (Side note: I wouldn't be shocked if Zoro's anime-only sake scene was stuff Oda had to cut from the manga – it totally fits Oda's style with Zoro.)
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. We've got a ton of other stuff too:
Zoro uses Conqueror's Haki to injure Kaido because they're all desperate? Boom, Luffy digs deep and starts doing it too.
Zoro gets bandaged up like a mummy? Well, guess who can't move because he fell in the ocean?
Both of them get their own team of doctors? How lucky!
Zoro gets revived with an injection? Here comes Luffy, fueled by some meat!
Zoro declares he'll become a GOD if that's what it takes? 🤔 Makes you wonder what that means for Luffy...
Death himself shows up for Zoro? Not good! Now Luffy's literally in cardiac arrest! Speaking of, Zoro's looking rough. Those sunken eyes, man...
Thank god they're both too stubborn to die. And guess what? They get put right next to each other, while people pray for them to wake up
And wouldn't you know it, they wake up at the EXACT SAME TIME
This can't just be a coincidence, right? It feels like they're on some spooky, soul-bound level where Zoro's fate weirdly determines Luffy's. Which actually slots so, so neatly into Wano and its recurring themes of fate! Hell, Oda himself even said in an SBS (the one about Zoro's family tree) that Zoro's story is that of a strange, twisted fate he's completely clueless about.
Honestly, I love that for them.
Zoro might not get a whole arc dedicated to his backstory like Nami, Robin, or Sanji. But the choices he makes carry a surprising amount of weight in the grand scheme of things.
#We talk a lot about how Zoro will follow Luffy to hell#but there's something poetic about Luffy's fate naturally being tied to Zoro's; the same way the tides change based on the moon#I honestly think if Zoro had died in Wano...Luffy wouldn't have woken up either#and vice versa.#They're like cosmically-linked dominos that stand or fall based on each other.#That's also why the idea of Luffy dying young while Zoro lives a long life without him feels wrong to me.#They're both so determined to make sure they share the same fate. And fate seems to share their enthusiasm 🥰#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#wano#one piece#zolu#text post#my meta
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jeans guy and the fuckboy allegations are true (i got.. another ..weird message from him) ……..
#spending time with him is SO fun#so i‘ll keep meeting with him just to have fun playing on our nintendo 3ds#and thats like it#i‘m definitely not crushing anymore#3 weird messages i CAN‘T justify or defend#like brother didn’t text me at all ALL DAY and the first thing he comes up with is that weird message#and then he just disappeared again#like are you fucking kidding me#i‘m not joking when i say my whole body went uncomfortably hot when i read that message#like i only get hot when i‘m embarrassed or when something like idk bad happens#last time was when one of my friends (f1) had a slip up about me talking to them about another friend (f2) to f2#and it wasn’t a particularly nice conversation about f2 (justified bc they were being a dick like for the billionth time)#and then f2 came up to me to have a serious conversation about something and i was so scared this would ruin our friendship#and my whole body felt uncomfortably hot#yeah so anyway#i felt the same when this message popped up and it’s the first and only message i got from him in like 12+ hours idk#yeah…#nah that crush is definitely gone now#i‘ll just ‚use‘ him as a friend and having a nice time while he thinks he‘ll be able to drag me to bed at some point#but he thinks wrong 🥰#WHY MUST HOT MEN BE WEIRD#WHY MUST MEN#WHY MEN#MEN#i hate men#💔#i thought we had something special 😔#the voices are speaking
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daily affirmations: no one truly knows you, you do not let anyone in, you are all alone in this world
#this is a joke but also i was upset this morning and this was basically how i comforted myself#anyone that talks or makes judgements about me is wrong because they do not know me 🥰#<- for the record no one was actually mean to me. someone just said something that didnt sit right with me#edit this one was also in my drafts what was i cooking in september 2023
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Had a couple comments on my last post interested in the preening process, so I decided to do a couple shots dedicated to just that!
Only one wing is shown because I forgot to film the other 😔
The body and facial feathers tend to know where they’re supposed to go, but it varies with the wings. The covert feathers are either perfect and just need a little adjusting, or they’re all over the place, like the one shown above. It didn’t help that I had to keep dodging the piece of wood he’s on!
Video is 7min long and unedited, sorry for the length, but I figured y’all would like to see just how much time goes into JUST preening!
#you gotta be neurotic to mount birds and baby something’s wrong with me 🥰💅#video#bird mount#taxidermy#vulture culture#taxidermist#tw animal death#cw dead animal#tw dead animal#cw animal death#oddities#deer talks
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a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces
#shoutout to the multiple months when I was young when I was obsessed with flatwoman#‘who the fuck is flatwoman’ heh. well. you ever watch the pbs kids show peg + cat?#she appeared in like two episodes and let’s just say. I would’ve died for her as a kid#and yup ok you guessed it this trend continued with my boy pumpkin daddy#what thehell is wrong with that guy and more important question why is he my absolute favorite character of all time#I’m not even talking strictly about PDBC here alright? in that I have full control over him#in ROOTS? oh boy unstoppable force of nature someone Actually euthanize him or something he’s going to commit heinous crimes if left alone#he’s So bizarre mind if I just talk about that before going back to sleep? his morals are all over the place#‘this poor abandoned child. her mother should be ashamed of doing this to her. anyway let’s kidnap her for money’#and then he fucking pretends that he didn’t remember that happening#not that it DIDNT happen but that he just doesn’t remember it??.okay go off king??#at this point I don’t even know if he was lying he might just have Alzheimer’s or something he’s gettin kinda old#also Alzheimer’s is the worst word ever I have to look it up to spell it every time ffs so annoying#also worth mentioning that he almost got himself killed in a pursuit of someone’s money#and then not even a YEAR later he was back at it again trying to scam the SAME people lol GIVE IT A REST#I didn’t type lol this is travesty istg I didn’t type lol there there’s a lol ghost on the loose#he needs to be put down or something#and why the hell is he actually one of the nicest parents like huh?..?man what??#yeah this is my little science experiment I made solely for money. i love her she’s beautiful she’s awesome#my brother in Christ pick a side are you horrible or not#ok also wait that reminds me. it was unintentionally implied that he wasn’t evil once#I won’t go into it for the sake of time but. raises eyebrow. what the hell do you mean#at least I think it was unintentional. it’s still weird to me and I never bothered asking#anyway I should probably go back to sleep I have n appointment in like. two hours. sigh#yayyyy I love characters who suck!!! 🥰🥰🥰 pop off you asshole king and or queen
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I know in my heart Sam and Jess bullied each other so hard
#sam winchester#jessica moore#samjess#supernatural#spn#stanford era#affectionately obvi#there’s just no way I buy their relationship wasn’t built on a foundation of constantly ribbing each other#Sam’s the bitchiest bitch around and Jess has a phd in sarcasm#but Sam’s also the gentlest sap in town and Jess is generous and thoughtful#jess said ‘get you a man that can do both’ and then mercilessly teased him#and sam said ‘she’s so pretty and mean to me <3’ then promptly fell in love#you have to understand that in my head jess and Sam met before Brady introduced them#Sam was working graveyards at a local diner and having a particularly bad night. jess was at said diner with her friends.#Sam’s a little too snarky and Jess says something that rubs him the wrong way. they do Not like each other#sam was just ‘that jackass waiter from a few months back’ and jess was ‘some rich bitch probably living off daddy’s trust fund’#and then Brady introduces them and it’s like ‘oh great it’s YOU 🙄’ but the more they talk and joke it’s like ‘oh great it’s YOU 🥰’#and they’re so cute and soft. the real It Couple of Stanford’s weirdos™️ (affectionate)#but they also make jabs left and right and roast the shit out of each other#not everyone knows they’re joking#it’s a confusing dynamic for everyone else but that just makes it even more enjoyable for sam and Jess#this is all right and true To Me
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why can’t my brain just. Move on. why can’t it stay moved on from things for longer than a week. I try so hard and yet I always end up sad again what is wrong with me why can’t my brain just knock it off I’m so tired of this.
#I finished new girl and it all went downhill#rewatching new girl helps#I know I need to like#change my living arrangements#that’s what I really want#but it’s easier said than done :/#why can’t I move on when other people seem fine#I don’t understand it#and ik my grief is concentrated in one area but it’s really about a lot of things#I just. I’m almost 25 I don’t know how to break free#what’s wrong with me#I have so few irl friends and no one who’d want to live with me#I feel like so often people only message me when they need something (mainly irls im talking about)#(irls who aren’t on tumblr !!!!)#I just want to be pursued more I’m so tired of pursuing#I did it so much I bled myself dry and for what#a year of mental health wasted#a fucked up perception of love and everything#safe spaces ruined forever#I’m just rambling now I need to go to sleep#but like I did therapy I read books I talked my head off I try and try I try all the things but nothing sticks#I create art and it helps for a little bit but the high always wears off#I should not have to meet new people to be better I can’t rely on people to fix myself I want to fix myself MYSELF#anyway#personal#vent#cadence rambles#and now I have CELIAC DISEASE YAY I’m half convinced my terrible mental health activated my celiac gene🥰#I’ll be ok I just#ugh. writing it out helps a little
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Theneras finally made it to Inner Demons (and the Lucanis romance lock-in immediately afterwards) last night \o/ Neras and Lucanis both have so many hang-ups when it comes to family, it's so fun forcing them to confront their issues >:3c
#Theneras de Riva#Rook de Riva#I'm probably going to replay the mission again today now that I'm more awake so I can think more about it and take more notes#The Lucanis-Illario dynamic vs the Neras-Viago dynamic meant that Neras was so goddamn pissed at everything not!Illario had to say#which really meant he was heartbroken that Lucanis would think that Illario would say those things. That's your brother!#he's a shithead but he's supposed to have your back asdfjasfjksgja#Now the Caterina Situation. well. that's something that is both too familiar and way goddamn out of Neras' pay range#he's not sure how to feel about that but mostly it's Bad it's Really Bad#he wants to put it in a box and not touch it like he does with the other family stuff of that particular flavour-#(why don't you love me the way I am why aren't I enough for you there must be something wrong with me)#but like......he cares So Much for Lucanis he can't do that this time so rip boyo#looks like it's self-reflection through the examination of another time 🥰👍#anyways I've yapped So Much so this is where I disappear a little embarrassed but also I love my bird son#veilguard spoilers#veilguard#also Neras looked so good throughout this entire mission I am showing so much restraint only posting 4 screenshots
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the first post i saw of you was your magnificent boobs! they are spectacular! but i fell in love with your tags💕 you are so real! so genuine! then i found out you could sing! my heart had no chance! the first time i heard you sing, my soul was at peace... then i found out you paint! that was it! without you knowing it, you own my heart and soul! i know we will never meet. just know that someone out there is always rooting for you!
#a lot of these asks I literally hold on for so long cause I don’t know how to reply#like how do you reply to something so fucking SWEET#thank you so so much anon 🥹#i have a feeling I know who this is cause no one ever talks to me about my singing and my art like this#either way if I think it is who it actually is or if I’m totally wrong#I can’t thank you enough 😭😭😭#compliments about my singing/art is top tier#right along with personality compliments#I will be holding on to this for a while#thank you so so much#I appreciate you 🥰#ask#anon#fav asks#saved asks
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farmers market breakfast fresh multi seed bagel with fresh garlic dill cheese with fresh farm strawberries with fresh apple cider donut. and my own coldbrew that i actually paid attention to diluting correctly for once. and scallions on the cheese. is there any conceivable reason i should save the little net they put on my strawberries bc it seems such a shame to throw it away but why should i keep it. would it be insane to give it back to the farm stand next week
#i’m the kind of person that would happily take back packaging from people who regularly get stuff from me so i wouldn’t have to buy more#like chipboard backing and plastic sleeves and stuff. so to ME it would be a thoughtful thing to do to bring it back#but to other people i’m sure that’s crazy#chatpost#anyway nice breakfast 🥰#re: coffee amazing how you can know how to do something correctly & continuously do it wrong anyway just because you dont feel like thinking#🥰🥰 hehe
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#holidays have not been what i hoped for so far 😔😔#well the first week was good but then i got sick 😭#and it's been so awful#having a cough is literally the worst i couldn't sleep it was so bad#and i couldn't even enjoy doing anything really because you can't properly focus on the thing bc ur coughing non stop#i hate it sm#and today it was gone all day only that now it is back altough not as bad as before but still#it always gets worse in the evening#like help i just want this to end#what made it even worse i had real plans to study and now i barely got anything done 😭😭#and now i'm scared for exams bc i couldn't follow the plan altough i still have more than 2 and 3 weeks left#in my mind i already think i'm gonna do badly bc i need to study more i'm afraid#and i'm also upset at myself even though it's not my fault i got sick but i keep thinking i still could have done more ughh#to make it even worse i coudn't play tennis for a whole week and i was so looking forward to playing everyday (and improving) 😢😢#i couldn't do any sports or see anyone i miss it sm#i hope at least in the new year i can do stuff again 🥺#it was just the worst cold/flu and idk why whenever i get it it's that extreme 😵💫#or idk is it normal that you can't sleep bc of it ... i just don't wanna get sick again ever lmao it's the worst#i guess christmas was still nice it wasn't that bad then and it was a lovely day with my family :)#and our tree was really pretty this year and i'm really happy with my gifts and also those i gifted 🥰#the week before was good i did play lots of tennis and i went on a christmas market with uni friend and to vienna for a trip with my mom ^^#but maybe it was too much sometimes i wonder if i do something wrong or if it is just bad luck like i did train a lot#and i played a tennis match for my club and won against a higher ranked opponent so yay 😁#and i played really well i feel like i once again really improved my level :)) but i did play kinda sick already so maybe that was rly bad😅#maybe i should stop doing that 😅 but i didn't know it's gonna get this bad i just had the worst headache and sore throat#well ig i should have known but i also always feel like i have to play and i love matches and like my team needs me?#who else would have won that? i'm one of the best at my team and the others who are rly good weren't there that day so i felt responsible 😅#honestly my mom possibly she is also quite good but it would have been close and i wasn't sure so i played 😅#but i have done this too often by now... playing sick i really can't help myself 🤦♀️
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I am Ellie Anne Swan's one and only fan and ykw I'm okay with that. *I turn away, a single tear falling from my eye as I dramatically walk away.*
#Me when#Me when random side characters with 0 plot relevance#She's a main character to ME#She's relevant in like 3 of my aus😔#I love my handsome wife <3#“I can fix her” WRONG! she's perfect the way she is <3#She's just a lady🥰#god forbid a woman do ANYTHING smh🙄#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#rdr#rdr2#Ellie Anne Swan#fav bounty fr#her bf is pretty cool too he's such a sweetheart#I feel like he's name was like Edward or something
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