#something quick because I quite literally cannot sleep

[onlyancunin]

"I tried them all. None of them answered."

[cherry-pop-elf]

Weasley Siblings Reacting To You Saying You Are Pregnant

Writing Comission’s Are Open

William ‘Bill’

“Excuse me-?” He was left practically speechless, when he picked up the onesie on his bedside table. A little blue thing, with the words To The Moon And Back. He was so full of emotions. Panic, excitement, horror, joy. Would the baby inherit his wolf tendencies? Would something go wrong, because of his bad blood? He was so scared. Would you be in danger, because of him? With his eyes turning to you, and seeing that excited smile, he couldn’t help but calm down. Teddy existed after all, didn’t he? He was as fine as he could be. The idea of holding his own little ball of joy. To see that orange hair, and watch you nurse. “I’m going to be a dad….” He trailed, with a smile. “I’m going to be a dad-“ He repeated, as he would hold the little sleep wear to his chest. Tears ran down his broken cheeks, as he kept reacting it. So full of pride. He’s going to be a dad, with you.

Charlie

“IM GONNA BE A DAD-!” He was screaming, bloody damn murder, as he was running around at the sanctuary. Screaming it with pride, as you chased after him. Just laughing, as the dragons would lift up their heads. “IM A DAD IM A DAD IM A DAD-!” He keeps roaring, as the dragons would tilt their heads. Watching their motherly figure jump for joy. Literally. “Charlie-!” You laughed, as he was just to full of excitement. Laughing, cheering, and crying. That’s when one of the older mothers would grab him by the collar. Yanking him into the air, before plopping him right next to you. As if to convey that he better step up now. That had you laugh, as he pouted at her. “I am I am-!” He said, before he was on his knees. Holding your belly. “I’m gonna be your daddy-!” He squealed, as he kissed it over. All the excitement getting the new borns curious, but those mothers made sure they didn’t get to close. Letting him have his moment. A new baby, to join the herd.

Percy

“You cannot be serious-“ Percy was blinking, as he had hardly taken two steps through the fire place. Just gotten off work, early for once, only to be surprised by you making a baby box. It was meant to be a surprise, and something you would give to him after dinner. Seems like he was still surprised, regardless. “Who had the baby this time-?” He asked, as he would set his belongings where they were designated. That had you snort, as it didn’t quite dawn on him yet. With the fact you didn’t say anything, he turned around. “Honey?” He asked again, as you keep smiling. Slowly, the gears turned, before he was left with his cloak dropped from his hands. It was him. He didn’t expect that. Was like the last one to join the family gang. He couldn’t help his worry. He didn’t exactly grow up to well. He wasn’t to well connected with his family, and only came around when it was almost to late. He didn’t want that to happen to his kid. To have such a divide. You could tell he was worried, and patted the seat next to you. He joined, and you would kiss his head. “Who do you wanna tell first?” You asked, as he held your hand. The name he said, reassured himself that this kid won’t have that tension. Not like what he made. “George is perfect.” Another kiss to his head, as the plans were made. A big and happy family.

Fred

The words barley left your lips, before you were tossed over his shoulder. As quickly as you were tossed, you were soon hearing the noise of the busy shop. "HEY EVERYONE!" He shouted, causing everyone to look up at one of the railings. George as well, with curious eyes all the same. "IM GONNA BE A DAD, AND GEORGE IS GONNA BE A UNCLE!" He cheered, and everyone was a roar of cheers as well. George was quick to drop what he was doing, and soon aparate next to him. "Put your damn mother to be down!" He laughed, as Fred finally set you down. All three of you in a warm, and tight, hug. "i'm gonna be a uncle!" George cheered, as you laughed. You had to wonder who was more excited for the baby. Your husband, or his twin? It did not matter to you. They were both so happy for this wonderful news. They just could not let you go, as they were just laughing in joy. Children. More children. What could make them hate that?

George

"Pregnant?" He whispered, as he almost looked like he would burst into tears. "I heard that right, didn't I?" He asked, as he felt over the scarred skin that was once his ear. You nodded, before you held up your hands. You could not grasp sign as fast as George did, but you knew the alphabet. P.R.E.G.N.A.N.T. Pregnant. He was soon tackling you, as he was sobbing into your shoulder. "I'm going to be a dad-" He sobbed, as you rubbed his back. Some joy, in his world of darkness. You had fallen pregnant, not long after the death of Voldemort. Made senes, since the stress was gone. For you, anyway. "Jellybean....If its a boy...." You would peck his cheek, and nod. "A boy, Fred. If a girl, Fredrick works as a beautiful middle name." You comforted, getting another hiccup in return. The world was moving on, but the world will not be forgotten. Fred lived on, and hes going to be your tiny terror. How excited you two were, for it.

Ron

“No-“ He gasped. “Really-? No-! Are you-? No-“ Was like he was trapped in a loop, as he now paced around your living room. Looking at you, before looking at his feet, then repeating. As if every time he made a full pace, he turned. You had to admit, was pretty adorable. Figured news like this would make your Auror husband short circuit a bit. You let him pace, with a smile. Just grinning, as he was trying to register it all. Suppose work fatigue makes anyone’s brain mush. Especially a job like his. You would watch him pace, until his brain was finally registering that YEP you are indeed pregnant. “Bloody hell….IM GONNA BE A DAD-!” His face was beaming, before he was stealing you into his arms. He was exhausted, but not tired enough to not huggle and cuddle. “We need to tells ‘Mione and Harry-! Oh those two will be so excited-!” He beams. Uncle Harry and Auntie Hermione. He was going to crush you, you swore, if he kept being so happy. “Blimey, guess that over time is finally coming in handy.” You hated his over time, but he had a point. Now you two had a secure start. That had you relax a little more. “Hope Harry doesn’t mine if I slow down on my career a little.” You would stroke his hair, and pecked his cheek. “He’s Harry. I’m doubtful he will be made you want to not be dead on a side walk, and leave me a single parent.” You snorted. “Yeah, probably doesn’t want history repeating.” Morbid, but point proven. “Gonna be a dad-“ He kept smiling, as he pulled you into his lap. Unable to stop holding you close. He was so happy, and you were all the same. Your family.

Ginny

“SHUT UP-!” She gasped, as she was looking towards the Quidditch stands. No way was she seeing what she was seeing. Your wife just won the first game of the season, and she was looking straight at you. In the VIP seats, and holding up a sign. I’m Pregnant. In bold and colorful letters, so she couldn’t miss it. “NO WAY-!” Ginny kept screaming, as her team mates looked over, as they were shaking hands with the enemy team. “What’s up?!” One of them asked. “IM GONNA BE A MUM-!” Ginny cheered, as that had all the broomstick flyers stare towards where her eyes looked. “CONGRATS-!” The enemy seeker said, with a clap. Good sportsmanship. “IM GONNA BE A MUM-!” What a way to start her quidditch season. The first win, and the fact she’s going to be a mom. “Well, go and fly over-!” A team mate smacked her back, and she wasn’t needed to told twice. The fans went nuts, with famous Quidditch Star Ginny Weasley was flying towards the stands. Right to you, and nearly tackling you down in the box. The fellow VIP seaters clapped for you two, as she planted a big kiss on you. Tears in the corner of her eyes, as she hugged you tightly. “You knew I would win, didn’t you?” She asked. “No, but I mean what better way to recover from a loss?” That had her smack your shoulder, but she was soon was wiping her eyes on her gloves. “Oh fuck, look at me. Crying like a girl-“ She joked, as she sniffled. She was so happy, and you were as well. She just couldn’t contain her joy. Her, you, and your own little precious snitch. What more could a girl want?

[intimidating-fettuccine]

(*・∀・*)ノ I wanted to fix my request on the cody one since ik you don't do cody so sorry! Can you do a scenario if zalgo were to put a 24 hour curse on the creeps so that their personality would flip and then slender would have to deal with some of his kids being super rude but some being super nice? (Sorry again and sorry if this is an odd request (ToT))

I appreciate you fixing it! I was going to handle it myself, so I appreciate you helping me :) I hope you enjoy, I tried!

He thinks he must be dreaming. Surely, Slender thinks, this must just be a very realistic nightmare that he's living in, but nope, this is his life. He knows the spell won't last more than a day or two, but he cannot wait for all of this to be over and for things to go back to normal, because this is absolute hell. Normally, they all get along, and act (generally) respectfully toward Slender. But now, now there's constant screaming, there's constant yelling, and the mansion has become swallowed up in chaos. He can't even depend on Tim, his right-hand man, to help him with this because Tim has become the most disrespectful of them all, and quite honestly, it hurt Slender's feelings, not gonna lie.

In an unlikely turn of events, the ones he has to turn to for any amount of support are Kate, Helen, and Candy, who are the most stable. Kate who is usually an energetic trouble maker has become calm and stoic, listening to Slender easily, and then there's Helen, the avoidant guy who is now incredibly emotional and clingy, and Candy, who despite his normal shenanigans like Kate, has become incredibly toned down and serious to the extent Slender wondered if it was Terrors he was speaking to and not Candy. Kate and Candy easily separate fights together, of which there are many. It's heartbreaking for Slender to see the family he has built quite literally tearing itself apart at the seams. Natalie and Toby are screaming at each other and breaking things, Tim and Brian (the two who have never fought before in their lives) have been arguing for hours, and that's just the stuff he can see and hear, he has no idea what anyone he can't find it up to, and it worries him. Not because of the mansion itself, but because he worries for their safety and their feelings. Kate and Candy do their best for damage control, eventually corralling everyone and getting them somewhere Slender can see, but the bickering continued, until finally, Helen snapped.

Their personalities may have switched, but the sight of Helen, who never expresses emotion, breaking down sobbing and just asking for everyone to calm down and get along so they could be a family again triggered something in all of their brains, and they all shut up and did as he had asked. Some of them had even apologized to Helen (and Slender as well), but the display had clearly gotten them to relax. They all stayed in the same room together, all eventually falling asleep, and finally waking up the next day having returned to normal. Of course, despite the spell, they all remember the previous day, and there are a lot of tears and apologies to just about everyone in the mansion. Those who broke things were quick to clean them up and offer to repay Slender, those who had arguments apologized and asked for forgiveness, and just about everyone was apologizing to Helen for upsetting him so much, which caused Helen to become extremely embarrassed, curling in on himself and wishing he could disappear because of his actions the previous day. It made Slender so happy to see them all apologizing and trying to fix things, but he was mostly just happy to have his peace and calm back, especially as they were all doing their best to make it up to him. The only person to miss the entire fiasco was poor nocturnal EJ, who had slept through the day and upon waking up at night had felt unusually lazy due to his personality change, so he went back to sleep. Upon finally coming downstairs that afternoon, he was very confused by the sound of all the broken things being thrown away and the sound of so many people crying, wondering what the fuck had happened. It was an awkward explanation, to say the least.

[shrimplymoray]

This post is me madly projecting with some x reader stuff. Not requested, I had the idea and my besties said "YES DO IT" so this is happening now lmao.

This has been on my drafts for a looooong time, so that's why I'm actually posting this now lmao.

Octavinelle Trio x Reader who is autistic with a special interest in Moray Eels

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul first laid eyes on you for purely business reasons. During the holiday season, the Mostro Lounge stays understaffed most times, and you were oh so kindly falling into his flourished word traps to strike a deal.

He, however, would have never expected all you wanted from him was to know all about Moray Eels that he, as a merfolk, knew. That was... rather odd and maybe even boring?

He got intrigued, were you trying something with the twins? They were his most loyal workers, so he couldn't allow you to do anything.

When you get into a relationship, after much hard work on both parts, he expected, no, hoped you would change this special interest from the slimy eels to the much more interesting octopus.

You... didn't quite catch the hints, though, and this has led to some rather jealous and insecure moments with Azul. Especially if the twins were involved.

One could say that he was so insecure, in fact, that he felt ashamed of even showing his octomerman form to you.

But after you realized all this jealousy and insecurity on his part, you did all you could to show how much you love him and appreciate him for the way he is.

Now your eel-filled room has a little octopus cove, full of things that remind you of Azul or that he enjoys so that he has a safe space to come to.

He still will glare at your Eel stuff when cuddling, almost as if the carnivores were real and trying to get a bite out of you.

"I suppose it wouldn't be bad to stay a bit in here, with you, if you promise me you won't be cuddling those slimy eels to sleep, but rather this much more elegant and cuddly octopus plushie..."

Floyd Leech

Floyd first approached you on a whim. He was bored, you looked interesting enough, and you didn't seem to have any sense of self to run away from him in fear of getting squeezed till you popped, and as such, he stuck for a while.

You were quite different from most people he knew, and sometimes you reminded him a bit of himself or Jade, which gave you some points on his side.

The thing that made him stay, though, was the moment you opened your mouth and asked him if he ever saw a Moray Eel.

You're really asking that? To him? A literal Eel-merman? Hah!

He did indulge you for a while because you actually seemed to know your facts. He would just push you around, sometimes carry you on his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, while you blabbered out.

When it came to you two dating, it was very much a surprise for everyone. Floyd? Sticking to someone for so long? That's new.

Floyd tends to cling to you a lot, and even though it gets boring to him real quick that you repeat your eel facts, he cannot for the life of him stop you, since when you ramble is the best time to cuddle.

Floyd will, though, get easily jealous of your eel collection. You have the real eel deal (ha!), and you keep cuddling the plushies? Meanie :(

He will constantly just take the plushie off of your hands and plop himself on top of you. No fake eel, just the real deal.

He didn't really tell you he was a mer-eel, he actually just oh so happened to be taking a swim when you were close, and oh, look, he is an eel!

He lets you play with his fins and will take any chance he can get to use you as his cleaning shrimp to get sand off of him. He just like how your little cute hands feel scrubbing the sand from him, it is like exfoliation!

"hey hey, guppy, wanna do something fun? ya can bring the tiny morays with ya, if ya don't mind a bit of dirt, ahahah~!"

Jade Leech

First met you as a tutor for your work at the Mostro Lounge, per Azul's request.

Found your mannerisms quite interesting, you reminded him of himself and a bit of Floyd too.

He was happy when you didn't distance yourself from him when he talked about his interest in mountains or Mushrooms.

In return, you told him you really really really liked Eels. Specially Morays.

He faked not knowing it and let you talk about it since as long as he could rant about his fungi findings he didn't mind having to hear what he already knew.

When you two began dating, he was very perceptive of your needs. sometimes to a scary level, actually.

He doesn't mind at all your eel-filled room. he finds it endearing, and he even uses some miniatures you buy to put on terrariums he gifts to you.

Autistic x autistic relationship, basically.

He will use your eel interest against you in a silly way, like "I can show you an incredible moray fact if you perhaps go hiking with me :)"

Tbh if you are with him, you should do the same. Makes things fun for you both.

Floyd and Azul are so tired of hearing the both of you talk about each other and enabling each other's interests, but Jade will never judge you. And he will actually shove shiitake mushrooms down other's throats if they do judge you.

The moment he showed you his mer form as per your request, after knowing from Floyd that they both are eels.

Jade doesn't mind you picking and prodding around his mer form if it makes you happy, but if you keep your guard down he will fake drowning you "just for fun :)"

Make sure to hide his mushrooms in return, or he will try funny business again, just saying.

"Oya~ I would never intend to purposefully hurt you, my pearl. But a predator is inclined to bite when their jaws are so open near a cute prey, fufufu~"

I wanted to write something for my fave trio for a while, so I hope yall like this! Other posts and the request for Bee and Vixx will be done shortly after this, Since I already have it in my drafts almost finished! Hope yall enjoy a bit of eeltism!

[lohstandfound]

because i cannot stop thinking about sbg,,, a school bus graveyard au

they never really cross paths with each other

jeremy and michael float at the edges, blending into the background

christine is completely and utterly absorbed within the theatre department, she doesn't have time for anything else

jenna floats from group to group, not really finding a place to fit. there is one group she keeps finding herself going back to for reasons she can't comprehend

and that group consists of jake, chloe, brooke, and rich. the four rule the school and are stuck in their own little bubble

the one class they all happen to crossover in is history, where their teacher decides to group them together for the upcoming presentation project

reluctantly, they settle on some sort of occult history. seemed interesting enough. (christine was the one to make the decision, jenna was quick to agree. eventually everyone else agreed, no one was really invested in a group project)

after an overnight trip to the next town over, a tour through a haunted house without a tour guide (the tour guide left them to their own devices), and a strange experience in the basement (a horrifying creature appeared in the shadows. leathery skin, far too tall for a regular human, an ever present smile with razor teeth, long sharp talons. it reached out for christine, christine could have sworn that it touched her, she could have sworn that its claws scratched her arm. god it hurt, she could have sworn she could see the gashes but once the creature vanished, there was nothing. jake claims it was some stupid special effects) they leave for food and make it back to the hotel and that night, they go to bed.

until they wake up at midnight. and something seems off. its too quiet. theres a red glow outside.

christine gets out of the bed she's sharing with brooke and walks towards the window to see whats going on. an arm reaches out from behind the curtain but brooke is quick to pull her away from the window, away from the arm. that terrifying face appears from behind the curtain. they hear a scream that makes brooke's blood run cold and she sprints from the room, tugging christine with her

the girls regroup and leave their rooms. the situation isn't any better outside. theres more of them, so much more, and once they notice them, they start coming. the girls start running.

they run, quite literally, into jake and rich. they've made some makeshift weapons, and jake seems to be enjoying this situation a little too much. he swings a bat at the head of the thing climbing the railings.

the door behind them opens and michael and jeremy call out to them. with not better ideas, they join the two in their room. michael snaps at jake and rich to help him move furnature in front of the door.

once they're barricaded in, they sag.

christine notices her arm is bleeding again

with no clue whats going on, and it not being safe to leave, they agree to stay together. sleep in shifts

they wake up in their own beds

for the rest of the trip, they never speak about their shared nightmare that seemed all too real

that is

until the next night. when the clock hits 12am and they wake up in the nightmare world again. this time, on their own

michael and jake seem to have similar ideas. safety in numbers. michael with his apocolypse prepping and jake with a general disregard for safety set out to find each other and the rest of the group

this happens night after night after night. but they've figured out that whenever they return to the nightmare world, they pick up where they've left off.

they need to figure out how to survive, and how to end this cycle

(and why does it feel like they're slowly turning into these phantoms?)

[world0fmadness]

3, 37, 42

thank you very much for the questions in the ask game, anon :)

what is the weirdest topic you have researched for a fanfiction work?

hmmm, that would probably either be what the process of braces is like or the general norwegian prison system lolol! i researched quite a bit about the pros and cons to having braces when writing dating headcanons for bård with a partner who has braces! kind of put me off ever wanting to get braces…

when researching the norwegian prison system for some bård works, i decided it was a little too fair of a system and decided i wanted my works to be a bit more angsty with him not actually having the many incredible privileges he actually did have in prison, you know? i wanted it to be more heartbreaking with only occasional visits and no weeks out, stuff like that! so those works i did with him are quite factually incorrect but i feel that they worked better with the heartbreak i wanted to cause lolol

oh! i was also wanting to write about a norwegian black metal band member dating a british person for my own desires so i was trying to research about what norwegians find to be the most attractive accents in the world but could not find any solid results at all so i was super sad about that! if i have any norwegian or even swedish followers here reading this, do many of you guys find british accents really attractive or not so much? i need results, badly!

how did you get into writing fanfiction?

honestly, i only got into writing as a whole just this year because i hit an all time drought and was just sickkk of never finding any x reader works for my favourite band members so i quite literally just up and decided to start writing it myself, for myself… never ever thought i would find such a welcoming and loving community for my works and i cannot believe i was once planning on keeping all of my black metal works private in fear of literally no one else liking them at all!

where is your favourite place to nap?

i actually do not nap all that often at all, i find it incredibly hard to just… go for a quick sleep like that! usually i only ever nap if i am sick, in pain, if something big and stressful has just happened or i have just taken some strong meds that are knocking me out for a bit…

but when i was younger, much younger, i used to love napping on the couch in the living room of my grandparents house! i remember the feeling of comfort so vividly, i remember how comfortable her old couch felt, how i would smell her baking or cooking dinner from the kitchen just next to the living room as i drifted off, i can remember waking up to the low sound of the tv playing some old spaghetti western as my grandfather watched from the armchair… it is such a vivid memory for me, i remember so many of the small details so clearly! i would give anything to go back to that time of my life and nap there just once more

[storiesofsvu]

Alex Blake NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Quite literally the softest of the soft. She is pure soft mommy vibes always, so you just *know* her aftercare is *on point*. It’s the tender cuddles while you catch your breath, the little kisses pressed to your skin, the top of you head while her hands ghost over your body. There’s going to be little massages, working out stiff joints especially if you were tied up. She’ll only leave you to grab some water, a Gatorade and a little snack, making sure that you have a little bit of both before she lets you go to sleep, and if you’re up for it she’s going to run you a nice warm bath full of bubbles, oils and the bathroom illuminated with candles while the two of you soak.

B = Body part (your favourite body part of theirs and theirs of yours)

You’ve got a soft spot for Alex’s hands, partially for obvious reasons and also because she talks with them a lot, enunciating her words and thoughts with a little bit of flair also partial to her jawline, leaving little kisses on it while you’re snuggled up. She loves your neck, especially when you tug your hair up leaving it bare for her to tickle or press kisses onto, knowing it’s going to make you shiver.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically).

She loves the noises you make when you come, and while she does enjoy the very occasional breeding to mark you as hers she’s not super into the whole mess thing. She’d prefer to keep things a little more clean in the bedroom, so it’s not her first go to. She does absolutely adore the moments when she’s finished fingering you and you’ll grab her wrist to suck her fingers clean, praising you as you do so.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She does love being called Mommy, but it’s not something that comes out until she fully trusts her partner, and it’s never part of daily life or ever used outside of the bedroom.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Thanks to the whole previous marriage thing she’s not super experienced when it comes to women, but she is a very quick learner. Part of her being a profiler means she pays attention to physical cues, she’s able to read you quite quickly, including in the bedroom. So it doesn’t take long for her to be able to know exactly what it is that makes you come undone.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

She’s pretty basic, she likes to have you on your back, it’s the best way for her to watch you, the way your body starts to tremble while her fingers torment you. It gives her a lot of opportunity, she can be sitting between your legs, she can cage you into the bed her body hot against yours, she can pull a leg or two of yours up while she starts to thrust into you. Despite it being basic she still has a lot of variety she can play with.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She’s more on the serious side but she’s not afraid to laugh if something humorous happens. There’s also the little dark chuckles she’ll let out when you’re in need of a soft punishment, similar to the ones when she asks you to be her good girl and you’re turning into a whining mess.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) 

Alex Blake is without a doubt one of the most romantic bitches out there and you *cannot* tell me otherwise! She doesn’t take on a lot of partners post divorce, she’s not someone who sleeps around, she would probably be totally fine being completely celibate if that’s the life she ended up having later on. So when she reaches the point of having an intimate relationship with someone, she truly and completely adores them and wants to shower them with love, tenderness, affection and the like. So I tell you, this bitch will take you out for the nicest dinner, whether out on the town or at one of your apartments. She’ll have candles and flowers and isn’t about to shy away from rose petals on the bed. While that mainly occurs for the first time she sleeps with you she still makes every time special and romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation head canon) It’s not that often, if at all. It’s much more when you’re out of town and sending her naughty, dirty texts, continuing with photos and videos and she’s more than well aware that you’re not going to be home anytime soon so she’ll indulge.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

She’s *all* about the praise. It obviously is more given than received, she doesn’t need to hear the words from you, the noises that you make are more than enough for her to grin wickedly, knowing she’s making you see fucking stars.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

It’s never anything too wild. She enjoys the comfort and space of the bed, but definitely doesn’t mind her hands wandering while you’re cuddled up on the couch, and she’s not going to say no to pinning you against the kitchen island while her fingers end up inside you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I think it’s more of when she hasn’t seen you in a long time, she misses you, craves your touch, the feel of her body against yours, the way you feel in her hands. Or if she’s had a bad/long day/rough case. She’ll likely come home, shower the metaphorical grime off her and instantly find her way into your arms, it can be for a very long cuddle session on the couch while old movies play and you barely speak. Or it starts out soft and ends with exploring each other’s bodies for hours on end.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything heavy BDSM. There’s no spitting, snowballing, slapping or even spanking sessions in the Blake household. If she is going to dom, she’s going to very soft dom.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) She enjoys both equally.  I think she prefers to use her hands or strap on you though, she likes to be able to see your body/face clearly and when she’s going down on you her whole face is buried between your legs. She always takes her time, getting you absolutely blissed out and soaking before she even starts to think about making you come.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Every session with Alex is extremely intimate and sensual, they aren’t necessarily slow though, and she’ll usually only get rough if you ask her to. She’s much more likely to use soft silk scarves to tie your wrists and gently praise you through a night of edging until you’re so overstimulated you’re begging her to stop.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Those only happen when she knows she’s only home for a tiny bit. Like, it was supposed to be enough time to shower, nap and change out her go bag but you hadn’t seen each other in so long there was no way to keep your hands off each other.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She’s not one to experiment too much. Like, out of all our girlies, Blake is relatively vanilla. Sex with her is about sharing an intimate, passionate and emotional experience. She’ll dip a toe into the kink pool to see what she might like if there’s something that you’ve asked her about/for though.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Not as long as she used to be able to, but it’s not just one round after another. It could start with a cuddle session that leads to wandering hands, then there’s more cuddling, soft conversation and some tender kisses before things start up again and again.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes. She’s gonna have a couple of basic ones, a dildo/strap that she mainly uses on you, and some variety of vibrator that she’ll use on herself or on you depending on the situation. She’s more hands on though.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Just the *perfect* amount. It’s teasing jabs alongside a smirk, a glimmer in her eye while she says something in front of everyone else. Little things that she knows will rile you up/ache for her until she can get you home and in private.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not very loud. It’s more breathy, little gasps and light moans and lots of praise while you bring her to her peak. There’s a little bit more while she’s fucking you, the “that’s it, that’s my sweet girl” “doing so good for mommy my love, let go for me” “you taste so good sweetheart you know that?”

W = Wild card (a random head canon for the character)

One of her favourite things is doing the Sunday paper crossword, glasses perched on her nose while she works through it. But she’ll only do it as long as you’re wrapped around her waist, face nestled in her chest, either still snoozing or watching mindless television. She adores lazy Sundays with you, they’re her favourite.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

She’s gorgeous Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not super high, as we discussed already. She’s more about the cuddling and domestic intimacy, but she’s always ready if you are, making sure that you’re taken care of and satisfied.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not super quick. Her job takes a toll and her brain is so big I feel like it takes a while for it to shut off, no matter how hard she tries. Plus post sex she’s all about the aftercare and wants to make sure that you know you’re taken care of and loved and adored so she’ll always wait til you fall asleep first.

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[gunsatthaphan]

Hi I don't have any friends that watch only friends so here I am screaming in your ask box about it

1. God something about First as Sand has me in a chokehold idk if it's the way he's styled in the show but I am NOT OKAY he's tooo damn fine

2. FirstKhao's chemistry is insane. It's at the point where I feel it kinda overtakes the whole ray is in love with mew storyline because the way ray looks at sand overshadows the way ray looks at mew? And it's probably just because khao has more chemistry with first than he does with book

3. People are probably gonna scream at me for this but I am NOT feeling topmew? They're so boring. And the thing is that I love forcebook and I think top and mew's characters are actually quite interesting. Unfortunately forcebooks acting just aren't good enough to bring out their characters. First, khaotung, neo and mark's acting has overshadowed their acting at this point. Forcebook has good chemistry off screen I just don't know why it doesn't translate on screen

4. We're finally going to get an insight on the whole topsand drama and I cannot wait. I did not expect to find out at ep 4 and since it's so quick I don't think it's anything to do with ray? Because sand still has his boundaries with ray so the whole "it's clear you just can't take care of what's yours" is leaning very closely to the theory that top slept with sand's ex and that prior to that top and sand were probably friends

5. I'm looking forward to seeing nick and sand scenes so much

Sorry for the thought dump, I hope I am making sense as English is not my main language and thank you for the only friends gifs I love them

hi there nonny!!!

my inbox exists for screaming so go ahead lmao.

Sand is doing things to me for sure like we still don't know much about him but just one look at Ray and you can tell he's already far gone djkghd truly no one is immune to First's doe eyes djhfd I'm a weak bitch for him 😩 can't wait for some of his secrets to come out 👀 .

The RayMew storyline is weak so far but I think it's more because they haven't given it a lot of screentime lol like we've seen a few jealous looks from Ray towards Top etc. but there has not been a single interaction between him and Mew that would make me think he's in love with him lmao. However after this week's episode I'm thinking they're telling this story in the past. I was surprised that this has been a non-issue in the present as Ray doesn't seem to have any trouble going all in with Sand but I think that might be why. It looks like it all peaked 2 years ago when the kiss happened etc. but we'll see about that next week I guess. But also regardless the FK chemistry I mean what can I say. my kings are slaying. I have no further comment. they have me screeching and kicking my feet 24/7 as it is but it's all peaking on Saturdays lmao. they're insane. literally nickboston who lmao. they can have all the steamy scenes they want but they will not be able to surpass the FK magic for me lol. no one does it like them. .

I feel the same about TopMew. I don't find them boring per se but compared the other 2 they lack something and it's not sex lol. I like Mew but I feel like his character is a bit inconclusive. It seems to me that he doesn't know what he wants. And it's strange to me how people worship him just because he refuses to sleep with Top lmao. that doesn't give a character a striking personality. I agree that ForceBook's acting is not as strong as the others' but so far it's not bothering me. It's noticeable but it's not the issue with their story imo. idk I just need to know about Mew's past with Ray and Top's past with Sand so I can sleep at night djhgd .

I'm very sure the top sleeping with sand's ex theory is correct like it has to be that. right??? I don't see any other possibility unless it's something boring like some business fraud or sth lmao. I don't think it has anything to do with Ray either. He might get involved once Sand finds out about his crush on Mew and maybe if the cheating theory is correct then it might have happened at the same time as the MewRay situation but I don't think he's connected to Sand's issue with Top. I just.... need to know asap lmao. .

I believe in SandNick roomies supremacy 🕯️🙏🏻🙏🏻🕯️ I really hope we get to see them live together, Sand seems so excited 🥺 And Nick is still a standalone character so it would be nice to see him with some friends around that aren't Boston's lol. thank you for liking my gifs!! 💜 can't wait for next week lol. have a nice day anon!! 💜

xxx

[dangermousie]

I have been feeling in the mood for rewatching something very melo and old-school and of all possible dramas, the one that comes to mind is delightfully melo 2004 kdrama Say You Love Me with very young Kim Rae Won. 15 eps of deliciousness. The plot is take Dangerous Liasons but make it wholesome ie the best thing ever.

Kim Rae Won and Yoon So Yi are a pure and unworldly couple brought up by Buddhist monks who consider holding hands the height of sexual ecstasy. Alas, they end up in the Big City of Sin and things are about to go pear-shaped as they meet Yina, who the drama tries to claim is more complex than what she really is - a batshit secondary girl so beloved by old kdramas and yours truly. She becomes KRW's boss but does not like seeing all that pure and happy love so she asks her hot friend with benefits to seduce the girl while she decides to work on Kim Rae Won. Honestly, I watched this over a decade ago, so all I remember is monks, KRW's cheeks, happy ending with bicycles and the below scene where Lady Cougar finally gets her claws into Buddhist Virgin. (@aysekira is now groaning because I shared it with her earlier.)

So, our pure as the driven (or more aptly never driven) snow KRW brings his drunk boss to her house.

He: OK, I brought my supposedly drunk boss home, can I go now to dream of butterflies and puppies? She: I have Kim Rae Won in my house! In other words, not so fast, buster! I know the lighting is arthouse but this drama ain't!

He: OK, I really need to go home, my equally virginal gf is coming back in the morning! Maybe she will let me get to the second base, I must be ready.

She: I can talk or take my top off. It's a kdrama, so I'll talk.

Does she mean she is into bdsm? Well, at least she is being honest, even if he doesn't seem to be happy with it.

At this point, even almost a monk dude is realizing something is way off and trying to steer it into safer channels.

Seriously, adorable! I want to pinch his cheeks! So does she, even if it's a different set of cheeks.

God, I miss the craziness of old school secondary girls. They were so unhinged and glorious! Also, clearly there was no sexual harassment and hostile environment claims in old timey kdrama Korea because she's not just any cougar, she's his boss! (If you ask me what job monk educated dude of monkishess could possibly, I will frankly admit that I do not remember, and cannot honestly imagine.)

We have all so been there with truly awkward convos with insane people.

OK, I laughed. She literally pounces on him from behind like a demented bear. Btw, the fact that they are wearing about 17 layers of clothing makes it even more surreal. Between them they are exposing about three inches of skin total and that includes the noses.

Meanwhile, in case we don't get the irony, his Pure Girlfriend is gazing lovingly at his necklace and thinking 'I love my boyfriend because he'd never give up the jewel he promised to Jesus Buddha to anyone but me. Certainly not the sleazy boss lady who must have more STDs than James Bond'

Meanwhile, at the Den of Sin, Buddhist Virgin tries to extricate himself. However, he is surprisingly non-efficient for a man who's a foot taller and a good 100lb heavier. Even if his Buddhist principles prohibit punching her in the kisser, surely he can shove her or something. Or just fall backward on top of her and smoosh her.

And then she goes for the kill. I note that despite his clenching his fist in emotional agony, soon he's macking on her quite thoroughly with his mouth. That is what happens when you get abstinence only education and never enjoy yourself despite healthy libido. Your poor hormones probably go "quick quick before his beliefs suppress us again, this is our only chance!"

Birds and bees indeed! (Also, I see where your hands are, buster. They are around Ms. Cougar!)

(I half expected it to be a rose and for it to wilt or at least a petal to fall off, iykyk)

In the morning after, she is enjoying her beauty sleep and he's understandably freaking out. (Sinfully, he is now down to mere two layers of clothing and secondary girl, to show her sluttiness, is down to merely one!)

OK, I like to make fun but I do genuinely feel bad for the kid especially since I am much much older than I was when I first watch this drama and I just want to cut crusts off his sandwiches, tell him to avoid strange women and carry mace or something.

He bolts from her touch and she is genuinely surprised. I am not sure why as he's a devout dude with a serious girlfriend; if she wanted a more pleasant end to her night, she should have dragged in a character played by Jang Ki Yong, who's sort of made a niche for a younger hunk rejoicing in casually being banged by older ladies. (If you want to feel really old, Jang Ki Yong was 11 when this drama came out. You are welcome.)

If you think this face means realized this was a dumb choice and unlikely to lead to anything good, you are not familiar with old time kdramas. I genuinely do not get her obsession because sure KRW is cute as hell but the sex couldn't have been much good and he generally treats her as a leper.

His gf comes home but he doesn't meet her because he is too dirty and unworthy to see her!

And then they talked it out and worked it out.

Ha!!!! This is a 15 ep drama, we are only getting started baby!

So yeah, watch me rewatch this insanity.

[lemmilemura]

Alright here we go, some stuff is missing but that's just cuz I really cannot think of anything and I just wanna get it out of my drafts. Emjoy

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

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B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

You were 100% part of the Simon, Janae, Maeve group before and after you started dating. I’d say you maybe knew Janae first and got in through her. It’s a really great dynamic and you have the best times together. He’s the type of best friend who will literally roast you any chance he gets, worse every time, but will defend you to hell and back if anyone else does.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He will not, under any circumstance, admit it, but he’s a pretty big fan of just a good ol’ cuddle sesh. He will never outright say when he wants to, but he’ll sort of act in a way that lightly pushes you do initiate it. He’ll get closer to you, wrap his arms around you, stuff like that, waiting until you ask to cuddle. Just the feeling of you so close to him, both so comfortable, it’s just amazing. It reminds him that you’re still with him, not going anywhere. If there’s days where you’re more cuddly or clingy, he will probably act all like "my my, you’re really clingy today huh? I guess we can cuddle" but trust me, he loves those days. To be honest the two of you could cuddle almost anywhere (with varying degrees of closeness, in school you can’t really get comfy). His favorite place is probably in bed, because you can just wrap the blanket around yourselves and just snuggle real close and just enjoy. If you, while cuddling, play with his hair or something, chances are he’ll get really sleepy, so you use that to your advantage more often than not.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I can imagine the two of you moving in together probably as soon as you can, be that before or after graduation. Both away from your parents, together 24/7 and you can do and decorate however you want. For some reason I can’t decide between Simon being the type who cannot even make a microwave meal properly, or being an absolute 5star chef in the kitchen xD.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

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F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He wants to marry you, 100%. If you want to, of course. If you’re the kind of person who wouldn’t want to get married, he’d be totally accepting. He just feels, after a while, that there’s nothing that could be better, nothing and noone that could replace you. You two definitely have a promise ring situation, and the actual wedding would not be that far away.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

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H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Big spoon every time. He holds you as if any moment you could disappear, but at the same time also like you’re the most fragile thing on earth, perfectly in the middle of the two. If he’s had a bad day, he’ll most likely hold you while burying his head in your neck and just stay like that for a bit. In public, like at school, he’ll put an arm around you or stand behind you, hands resting lightly on your waist.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It would take him quite a bit, because of his past hurts. He will most likely not be the first one to say it, because he wants to wait until he’s 100% sure you love him too, be that you telling him or if he feels like you do, he’s gotten pretty good at reading people in that sense. After the first one, you won’t hear it often, mostly when you’re both in bed and he thinks you’re asleep. He’s the type to look at your 'sleeping' form and say a few praises and things, as well as 'I love you' almost every single time :,)

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

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K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

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L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

This very much depends. Some random kid he’s never met? It’s his nemesis. Hates it. Looks at it with a weird face until it looks away or cries. Family members/cousins? He’s the one playing video games with them at every family gathering, but also 100% the one who teaches them swear words. Your own children? He’s much more relaxed than his own parents, much kess pressure or control. As long as what they do isn’t a crime or too stupid, he lets them do basically whatever they want. He can however definitely get more stern with them if needed, but everyone prefers it not to come to that.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

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N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

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O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

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P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

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Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

My mans remembers EVERYTHING that you tell him about yourself. EVERYTHING. He's really good at remembering stuff, and you are no exception whatsoever.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

How weird it may seem, it’s the day he almost died. Until then, there was a constant nagging thought that you didn’t actually like him, and that you just go out with him to get info on others or to be spared from AT. But when he saw your genuine concern for him, your beaming, happy face, covered in tears, when he came home, he realized that you genuinely cared for and loved him. He alre looks back fondly on any moments when you're just cuddling and enjoying your time together

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

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T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

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U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

I mean there’s the 'exposing of other people’s dark secrets' thing...

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

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W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Very. You are the one who gives him the self-confidence he's missing without you, you make him feel better. When you're not around he's much more irritable and everybody hates it, but he hates it the most.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

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Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

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Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He absolutely hates admitting it, but over the time you two have been together and have regularly shared a bed, it has happened that some nights, when he isn’t with you, he finds himself unable to sleep. He’s gotten so used to having you next to him, in his arms, that it just feels like there’s something missing (there is). If he’s away in an out of town sense, it’s even worse, because you can’t just go to eachothers places. In times like these, you two will go on call with eachother. It does actually help him knowing that you’re 'there' and to hear your voice, but the best way to fall asleep is with you in his arms <3

[akesdraws-blog]

🎄~°Random Christmas Headcanons°~🎄

Since we are in this wonderful and cold time of the year I wanted to make some headcanons that came to my head.

~Everyone in General~

• Since this is quite a cold time for our turtles they look a bit lazier than usual in the mornings, so they will look for something warm to start the day.

° Leonardo will find a nice hot cup of tea to warm him up (most likely he will bring some to Splinter)

° Miguel Ángel makes enough hot chocolate for everyone, although his chocolate will be filled with whipped cream, chocolate chips and marshmallows (He's a tower of diabetes according to Raph)

° Donatello with such cold weather is the perfect excuse to drink tons of hot coffee (literally at that time of year Donnie's lab would smell quite like coffee)

° Raphael, even though he's a huge bear, won't admit it, he'll have a big cup of the hot chocolate that Mikey made, he'll put a couple of marshmallows on it to see how they melt slowly (he likes the flavor they leave in the chocolate at the end).

• Everyone is allowed to stay up late at this time, Splinter understands that his children need to sleep a little longer.

• Because of their shells they don't have enough clothes to cover themselves, so they each cover themselves with a huge shawl of their respective colors (courtesy of Raph, Splinter has one too).

• April becomes their savior bringing them some groceries and hot pizza.

• Casey goes there often and when April explained to her about what this season is like for the boys she gave them each a few blankets (At that time he was the most loved by the boys, but they will never tell him).

• Heavens let's not forget the Christmas decorations, once it starts playing on the Christmas news channel everyone tries to turn it off or change it, the reason is easy... Mikey goes crazy.

° He is the most excited for wanting to decorate the entire den, which sometimes he sees as a challenge, if you thought that the limit is the floor, because he cannot decorate the floor, you are wrong, I fill the entire floor of the den with cotton to that looks like snow, no one knows how but I manage to make a stuffed snowman, I even beg Raph to make a wooden reindeer, every year they set limits on where he can decorate his brother in orange.

Mikey: Like I can't touch the exercise room?

Raph: I don't want a fucking sphere hitting my face when I lift the weights again

Mikey: The kitchen either?

Donnie: Last time the decorations nearly burned down and caused a fire.

Mikey: Come on bros! Don't limit my spirit!

• After a couple of days the spirit begins to enter each of the turtles.

° Leonardo being surrounded by so many Christmas decorations one day he goes out to look for a tree, everyone hides immediately when his brother decides to look for the tree (no one likes to accompany the leader).

Mikey: Come on bro, just pick one!

Leo: It has to be perfect, it cannot be taken lightly

Raph: We've been watching Leo for half an hour!

Leo: And it will take two hours if they don't stop complaining

Donnie: Technically if we stay out in the cold any longer we could start to go into a state of hibernation.

Mikey: Quick Leo, my butt is freezing!

(Conclusion: Nobody likes to go with Leo to look for the tree)

• The next one will be Donatello, he justifies himself by saying that he looks too "dark", so he is in charge of illuminating the whole den, but he doesn't like lights that have that high-pitched music (he doesn't let him work in peace).

° Donnie's lighting is quite easy on the eyes, he modified some series of lights so that they will light up mainly in Purple, blue, red and orange, although he also gets very excited with them at times.

Leo: Donnie, I really appreciated your work on the ornaments but... Is it really necessary to put lights on my bonsai?

Donnie: They look good, don't they? , Although I thought you had another

Leo: I think Mikey's drum kit would look great with your lights.

Donnie: I knew I was missing something.(Leo should always hide the bonsai babies from his genius brother)

• Lastly, Raphael, although he was actually the first to get into the Christmas spirit but he will never admit it, he makes some knitted garments for his brothers, father and his friends.

° And let me tell you that he has some very interesting ways to get some measurements in case they are necessary.

Raph: *Staring at Mikey*

Mikey: Hey bro, how much do you look at me?

Raph: I was thinking how much space does your brain have in that huge head?

Mikey: MY HEAD IS PERFECT!

Raph: *Proceeds to grab him by the head and shake him* I think I can hear your little brain bouncing *he lets go to go like nothing*

Mikey: Why is the lair moving? *falls dizzy*

Raph: his head grew half a centimeter, a hat will fit him(he begins pestering each of his siblings to get his measurements, though his siblings are only left confused by their brother Red's sudden actions)

• At this time Splinter always reads them a Christmas story, although the favorite is always the story "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens, when they got to know the movies each one had a favorite version

Leo and Donnie- Scrooge's ghosts (Both really enjoy the character designs)

Mikey- A Muppet Christmas (he has a lot of fun watching it)

Raph- A Christmas Carol (prefers the 1984 classic)

•There is always a night of anecdotes, it was not officially inaugurated, it just pops up from one moment to another, everyone gets together one night to be able to talk about funny or memorable anecdotes that have happened on those dates.

April, Casey have the funniest and best anecdotes yet, but they're a little bored by Vern's anecdotes.

💙✨💜✨♥️✨🧡✨💙✨💜✨♥️✨🧡Sorry for any spelling mistakes or if some things are not understood

[eunchancorner]

Consider this - Streber's in a bad mood and the others decide to wreck him. There's quite a few of them, so he's kinda screwed isn't he?

Omg but you're so right tho-

Like I can imagine Streber is a frequently stressed person, either a new project isn't going right, or he's stuck on something, or even didn't get enough sleep and is now a cranky lil vampy

And ofc, his friends, being the positive and sweet souls they are, simply cannot let that stand

Ofc it starts off seemingly innocent enough; Streber's being a stressed bean on the couch and Leon and Diego sit on either side of him, Streber assumes to comfort him or something.

That is, until they grab his arms

Just as he's about to ask what the hell's going on, everyone else comes out of nowhere, and Ethan starts talking about how they'd all noticed how stressed Streb has been lately, and ask why. Streber would tell why but immediately brush it off as 'It'll be fine, it'll go away like always'

And then Ethan reminds him how all that stress usually gets taken care of.

And that's when Streber realizes he's in danger.

Suddenly his hands are above his head and everyone's going for a different spot, and everyone has such a unique tickling style so that makes it SO much worse because he can't get used to just a bit of tickling. Because he has two friends holding his arms up (and using their free hands to get his armpits). And four more just going after him.

And all of the different sensations has him going nuts. He's squealing, laughing, snorting, and making all sorts of cute little noises, mixed in with a few 'NOHOT THERE!!'s because Aria's being a bitch and tickling his neck, which she KNOWS is his worst spot and she's being so agonizingly gentle and it's killing him because he's already weak from the literal other five people tickling the shit out of him

Meanwhile Leon and Diego are taking their jobs of attacking the spot they're making vulnerable VERY seriously. Diego is just testing every little spot to see what kind of reactions he can get, and Leon just already knows where to go to light Streber up like a fucken firework

Meanwhile Ethan, probably being the most evil, not only going after his tummy but taking charge of the teasing as well because you cannot TELL me he isn't a teasy jerk. He'll be teasing the whole time, asking him what's wrong, and not where (fucken thanks Aria-) and if it tickles, and how badly it tickles and his brain is just going AAA

And Liv and Confi are being a dual threat, switching between whatever spot they can get, they keep switching it up so Streber can NEVER get used to it. Liv is being quick and erratic, while Confi is testing every spot so fucken slowly and it's killing him he's sure he's gonna die here

After a while, they finally let him go. He curls up and flops onto the laps of the two beside him, snuggling up and still giggling. Liv casually points out that he's fucken broken again before they all snuggle up and put on a movie (more for them, bc Streber end up falling asleep)

He never admits that he wakes up in a far better mood, but they can all tell.

[dxsertrot]

I'm really starting to firmly believe I have adhd. At first I was cool with it being speculative, but it feels like it actually interferes with my life. Maybe I should get a professional diagnosis and consider Adderall. It's just hard for me to know because everyone thinks they have adhd nowadays. Sometimes I even wonder about the legitimacy of adhd being a thing (in terms of it being classified as a neurological problem) but it's becoming harder and harder to live with as my work becomes more specified and focused. It's really hard for me to focus and pay attention. I move so fast I overlook simple things. My brain has never worked the way I would like it to, when it seems so easy for everyone else. I've always been critiqued at work for moving too quickly and overlooking things because of that. And now I'm at a job where I cannot afford to be that way. I have always struggled badly with instructions and now I have a job where all I do is follow very specific instructions. Because if I don't I can literally kill people. I'm only in training and I know this is all so new to me, but this isn't a new problem. It's a problem I've always been aware of but never knew how to fix. It's benefited me tremendously in many ways, to be so quick and always move with purpose and to never quite switch off, but now I NEED to be able to have an off switch to sit down and slow everything to break down what exactly I need to do. I cannot think of an instance where I've successfully done that. I get so frustrated with myself and feel so so stupid. I try eating really good, attempt to get good sleep, and try to engage in more thoughtful activities outside of work like reading and writing. I do all this in hopes it will fix my brain and I will be able to be the way that I want. I can't be organized for shit, never have been. Even when I try to be. Shit gets out of control so fast and I can't ever pinpoint how it got like that. I always thought adhd wasn't something I had because it doesn't seem to reflect as much outside of work and social interactions. I have no problem relaxing when I get home, I'm honestly anything but hyperactive when I'm home. I try to be. Plus there's the factor of phones absolutely destroying attention spans. But it's never just been my attention span. Sometimes I can pay really good attention. But more often than not I have to fuck up to understand something because instructions and verbal teaching isn't enough. And nobody ever noticed it in me as a kid. Sure I fidgeted but I was always glued to me seat, and I never distrusted class. I was horrifically shy and constantly lost in the classroom. But my last two years of school I wasn't! I did super well and paid really good attention in all my classes. Which is why it's so hard for me to grapple with why I'm having this problem again. Maybe because it's been a few years? I don't know. And then I'm scared that I will get an adhd diagnoses and be prescribed Adderall and have the same problems. I just feel like a dummy and everyone expects me to be so much more organized and detailed than I am because I'm a girl or some stupid shit. There's so many memories I have growing up and even of the past few years that make things make so much more sense with the context of having adhd, but what if I don't have it? Am I just stupid? A hopeless cause? I want to do better and be better and I genuinely try so hard and never get it right. And I feel people that I look up to judge me and be disappointed in me because of it. But I have no defense. I've got no diagnosis and I don't know how much it would cost to get one. I think I need to start doing serious research into getting one. I'm just getting so frustrated with myself and maybe it will help me be nicer to myself if I know it's not my fault and that there's ways of living with it and be successful at the things I want to be successful at. Because as it stands I can only be good at mindless work until I figure out how to get my shit organized, follow instructions, and slow down.

[endofthelinegang]

𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐦! 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 (𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭)

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠ˏˋ°•*⁀➷tasm! peter parker x fem! reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ i have had so many people ask for so many different alphabets for characters so I'm just gonna do them all as post fillers.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ read the title it's a porn list MINORS GO AWAY NO ONE UNDER 18 I WANNA KEEP MY BLOG I WILL FIGHT YOU WITH A BIG ASS STICK SHOO

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ i'm literally listening to disney music what is my brain

join the gang!

A=Aftercare

Will ask 100 questions to try and figure out exactly what you want and or need. But if he can tell that you're sleepy or half asleep he will do the basics like clean you off in any way, try and get light clothing over your body, and cover you up before kissing you on the head and cuddling you as you sleep

B=Body Part

Your legs and where they lead are his favorite body feature of yours: he adores your calves, thighs, hips, and what happens when he pulls them apart. He enjoys having your legs around him, whether it's while pounding you, carrying you across New York with his webs, picking you up against the wall to leave hickeys on your neck, or making out with you at the kitchen counter while he stands between them.  He adores how well he fits in there as if it's his natural habitat.

C=Cum

As much as Peter loves to make messes on accident or on purpose he knows that by the time he’s done with you you’re both going to be absolutely exhausted. Like no one is gonna wanna clean that damn mess up, so he ops to cum inside of you. It’s just hotter to not have to clean up a big ass mess okay.

D=Dirty Secret

He has heightened senses, and his sense of smell is no exception. He has an unconfirmed theory that he can perceive pheromones, at least on some level. Specifically, human pheromones. More specifically, yours.

He believes that your perfume makes him crazy, as if you have some sort of pheromone over him. It's not like the bottled perfume you wear on dates, but rather your natural aroma. It has a familiar scent. He'd never admit it because it's so animalistic, but when you’re turned on it gets so much worse like he cannot contain himself at all. Every hair on his body is sticking straight up, pupils blown, veins popping out, and air is unattainable

E= Experience

Listen Peter Parker before the spider was a nerdy boy, alright chemistry>women. Not to mention he was relentlessly bullied and girls didn’t notice him at all. So he’s not very experienced.

He is, however, a quick thinker, and he finds figuring out what pleases you to be a fascinating project to commit to. He meticulously records and memorizes your emotions, soon becoming an expert on you and your inclinations. What makes you cum, what makes you squirm, and most importantly what you beg for the most.

F= Favorite Position

Like I said earlier, he loves having you wrapped around him, so the missionary position, standing up, coital alignment technique, or up against a wall, anything with a lot of skin on skin contact. Doggy-style positions just don't feel close enough. He wants intimacy, he wants to look you in the eyes while he wrecks you, he wants to bury himself deep into you, he wants everything from you.

G= Goofy

Not as much goofy as he is playful; he likes to make you smile especially if he is being incredibly awkward or accidentally does something he is not meaning to do. But sometimes it’s more of teasing as in you’re begging and he’s like “What? What did you say? I didn’t quite catch that?”

H= Hard-On (How often? What causes this most often?)

So you have this little habit of sitting his lap because he's quite tall and why not? He immediately looks at you and you know what it means but you just stay there. And the longer you do the longer the night you're in for.

Constantly, you put your legs in his laps, you change in front of him, you sit on his thigh, you wink at him, sometimes you just breathe near him and he's ready to go.

I=Intimacy

Peter Parker is a man who wears his emotions on his sleeve. The bedroom is no different. He has a profound, ardent, all-consuming love for you, and it manifests itself in meaningful, powerful sex. It's still making love even if he fucks you roughly since he loves you and can't take away or turn it off. He's not going to do anything you don't want him to. But you would never stop him from doing anything due to his affection and care for your physical being.

J=JackOff

His sex drive is quite high, so he masturbates every so often if you are not near or simply not in the mood. But he prefers not to because it’s just not the same as having you underneath him.

K=Kink

His possessive streak comes out in bed. He enjoys dominating you, claiming you as his, and forcing you to beg. He webbed your hands to the headboard on more than one occasion or tied you up in gorgeous, elaborate designs with his webs.

He also has a massive praise kink, constantly reminding you how lovely you are, how talented you are, and how ideal you are for him. It works both ways since he loves it when you tell him how terrific he is and how good he feels. It's not a precisely filthy language, but it's still a lot of fun.

L=Location

While any setting where he can get you alone is fine for a heated make-out session, he favors the bedroom or anywhere else in your apartment for actual sex, as long as he knows you two are alone and not likely to be disturbed. He's not into public sex or exhibitionism, and he can't handle the thought of someone walking in and seeing you like this. For that, he has far too much respect for you.

M=Marks

He loves to mark you, he loves physical manifestations of you being his. But he hates the idea of hurting you to an extent, meaning that he will leave hickeys and love bites but he can tell by your physical reaction whether you say something or not. Even though he fully encourages you to do so he knows that sometimes you don’t wanna worry or upset him. Since his senses are heightened it’s easier for him to tell when your pulse quickens from pleasure or when it snaps fast out of pain.

Will actively forget he left marks in the morning and accidentally lets you go places (work or school) with them and then texts you like crazy to make sure you’re okay. Will also apologize for a fuck ton if he notices bruises he made on accident

N=No

He will never put you in danger or cause you any harm. He could never take inflicting harm on you. So no breath play, spanking, or anything like that. Even when he's playing with ropes (or webs), he makes sure you're safe. For him, the most important thing is your well-being. Plus he's a nervous nelly unless you like beg him and talk to him about weeks in advance he won't consider doing anything of the sort. 

O=Oral

He is a giver, and his greatest joy is to see you crumble. Add in the fact that the taste of you drives him insane, and you have a dangerous mix. He could spend hours between your legs, and he has.

He's not keen on receiving it since he's worried of losing control and injuring you by slamming too hard into your mouth (having super strength can have its drawbacks), but you'll persuade him to indulge every now and then.

P=Pace

He can be both, it truly just depends on his mood at the moment. Like, let’s say he’s had it with the day and doesn’t want to talk about it, literally wants his fist through the wall it’s gonna be you on the wall. But if he’s in a good mood, had a good day it’s whatever you want. Sometimes he gets sad and it turns into more slow and sensual.

Q=Quickie

He loves extended, marathon sex sessions where he can take his time and do as he pleases with you. But you're both busy people, and it may be as little as a couple of days between you and it's as if you've been separated for a long time. When his longing for you becomes unbearable, he'll take you in any way he can.

R=Risk

Like I talked about earlier, if you talk to him first and bring it up he will consider it. There’s not a lot he can’t be talked to about. He’s curious, definitely would try anything once, as long as it’s safe for you and you have a safe word.

S=Stamina

He enjoys marathon sex since he has the stamina to go for hours, if not days. Anything shorter will pacify him, but it will not totally satisfy his desire for you. If you don't end up having that long of sex it'll be a lot more throughout the week if it's something he has to have.

T=Toy

I don’t think he’d use toys necessarily use toys or own them, again if you wanted him to he would do it in a heartbeat. Feels more confident in what he can control like his mouth or his hands.

U=Unfair

He enjoys tormenting you to the point of absolute until you're wailing, begging wreck. Then, and only then, will he submit to your demands. And to his own want, since the truth is that he wants you just as much as you want him; he simply has a little more control.

V=Volume

Peter is a pretty outspoken person in general, and there is no exception in bed. During sex, he makes the hottest faces, as well as the hottest sounds. Starting with small groans and growls at first, his volume rises as his enjoyment grows. When he comes, he can be rather noisy, and you can always know when he's close because he curses a lot. It's great because it's so easy to tell when he enjoys something.

W= Wild Card

He's an excellent photographer. He takes the time to develop the film personally at home, as he is always analog. Not only because he adores old-school photography, but also because, while the majority of them are creative close-ups and compositions, some of them are pure filth. And you're visibly naked in all of them. And because he's a knowledgeable guy who understands how easy a device or system can be hacked, there's no way he'll risk exposing you like that by having any photograph of you in digital format. No, that's just a display for his eyes. 

X=X-Ray

He gained other delicious endowments as a result of the spider bite that gave him those drool-worthy biceps and rideable abs. Exceptional assets.

Y=Yearning

Consistently, constantly, do doubt about it. He cannot get enough of you.

Z=ZZZ...

He's a high-energy person who takes a long time to tire out. And I don't just mean a little. But after that, he sleeps well, confident in the knowledge that the most important thing in his life is safe and sound, resting in his arms.

[sylverstorms]

Daniela x Maiden ----Hunted Ch. 4

Ch.1 Ch.2 Ch.3

You'd like to think you've gotten more or less acclimated to life in the castle.

The rules to follow are strict, the punishment for breaking them harsh and there's always danger lurking around every corner... but. You ought to admit there's positives too.

A warm bath waiting for you at the end of your shift. Fresh meals literally any time of the day you wish to have one. And above all, strange as this may sound to others, the most immediate threats to your lives can be seen.

You know who they are, how they are, how to behave to near nullify them.

The other maids do not know to appreciate that last fact like you do, but you don't blame them. They haven't seen what you've seen. They haven't felt what you've been feeling for years and you're infinitely glad for that.

You wouldn't wish your life upon anyone.

Always sleeping with one eye open. Always jumping at every miniscule sound. Always afraid. Always, always.

Compared to what you’ve experienced, the Dimitrescus' dinner, easily the most dreaded time of the day for the maids who have to be present, seems like child's play.

You can only hope that indeed turns out to be the case. It is, after all, your first night being involved, serving the table.

You regulate your breathing at the sound of footsteps outside the chamber. You fight down the nerves, at the first sight of black strolling in.

There's more than just black, though.

The daughters don't come in alone.

Bela has her hand on the small of a stunning woman's back and Cassandra is in step with another beauty, smirking at something she said.

These two new faces, you haven't seen before. They're not the type to go unnoticed, either, a truth that's only further reinforced by the fact they're not wearing a maid's uniform. The black-haired girl is instead dressed in dark pants and a navy, long-sleeved blouse and that hugs her shoulders just right. The green-eyed one wears a red casual winter dress that accents the maroon tint of her hair quite nicely.

That is when the gossip going around comes to mind. Everything clicks together. So that leaves you wondering...

How can they be so at ease with these carnivores?

You cannot believe what your eyes are seeing, but when Alexia pulls a seat for Cassandra, the latter's small, fond smile isn't that of the unhinged sadist she's rumored to be. When Rhiannon trails her crimson-dyed nails down Bela's shoulder before stepping away from the table, the blonde's leaning a tad into her is not that of a stone-cold killer’s.

What...

“Ahem!” Daniela glares at Rhiannon before she completely leaves their side.

Rhiannon smiles. Goes around to her chair. Then, she gives the crazy redhead a quick little hug that has Bela taking a deep, steadying breath on the opposite side. The look she gives her sister could turn normal people to stone.

No way.

Just how. You keep asking yourself. Just how can this work between them? This family isn’t human.

The question must linger with you long after it stops echoing in your head, because it is the first thing you ask when you next come across Rhiannon alone, in one of the maids' common rooms.

You use the prettiest words you can come up with, but the meaning remains the same. The beauty of your captors –intense as it may be— is only skin-deep in your eyes. You just don't understand her.

“Ah. I know of you. You're the one who saved Daniela.” Rhiannon says after the initial surprise passes.

“Yes. And the first thing she did? She tried to kill me.” One finger hooks into your collar, which you sharply tug down, showing the stitched teeth marks on your neck that haven't yet faded. That will probably scar over.

“I heard about that.” Rhiannon leans back against the table behind her, looking genuinely apologetic. “Her body was in shock. She probably couldn't control her instincts.” A sad huff. “This may be hard to believe right now... but they're not what they first seem like. Not completely.”

“Forgive me if the sensation of teeth ripping my neck open and Bela damn near breaking my back on a table make me sceptical about that.” you reply with a sour shake of your head.

“Look. I won't tell you you're wrong –I've been where you are and thought what you must now think. I will only say there's always two sides to a coin. If you care to look closely enough.”

An argument can certainly be made that if you look too closely at Daniela, you're far more likely to get your eye stabbed than find anything to change your view on her.

Your past has forced you, the cruel, painful way, to accept the hard truth if a human turns, they're lost forever. You cannot so easily change that notion –it is burned in you— absolute as it may be.

“Let’s agree to disagree, for now.” you decide.

Rhiannon can only give a saddened nod.

At least after talking to her you know she's not under the influence of anything virus-related, nor does she delude herself as to what Bela is and is not. As long as she chose this arrangement and is content with it, that's all you really care about. The rest is not your business.

You have enough to worry about as is.

-

-

Deep in the night, you are alone cleaning the front hall.

Your eye keeps straying to the closed gate separating you from the outside world while the mop in your hands repeats the same boring old motions. You can practically feel the chill of freedom creeping in the further away you step from the ever-burning fireplace.

So close yet so far away... you muse.

What wouldn’t you give for a few seconds outside...

Right then, movement behind you registers in your senses. You swivel around, ready for fight or flight—

Daniela's heavily cloaked form is descending the staircase silently, step after uncharacteristically careful step landing on the thickest parts of the carpet. She keeps glancing up before advancing, which makes it dead-certain that she's going somewhere she's not supposed to;

Sneaking out.

“Lady Da—” you open your mouth to greet, but her eyebrows fly up and she's onto you in a flash, gloved hand clamped over your mouth.

“Sh!” she motions.

You frown. Does she think her mother will seriously hear her from a different floor? Then again if she indeed can... that's a terrifying thought for you.

Daniela then motions for you to wait and pulls out a slip of paper from an inner pocket. She has drawn a sort of diagram on it –in admittedly very loopy, girly handwriting— that you squint to read in the dim light.

There's a question at the top; If anyone asks, did you see me come by the entrance tonight?

And arrows pointing to two possible answers beneath;

Yes, which leads to You are a Snitch and deserve a slow and painful death.

Alternatively;

No, leading to Good Girl. You can live.

You bite the inside of your cheek and look past the paper, to her mismatched eyes.

“I want to come with.” You mouth and gesture, rather than actually say.

Daniela frowns. Shakes her head. She looks at you like you're the crazier one between you. Maybe you are. All you know is you need to be outside again, for the sake of your mental health. You’ve never been locked in one place for this long. It’s starting to drive you insane.

“I won our game.” Perhaps bravely, perhaps stupidly, you remind. “You said the winner can take anything. Did you lie?”

Daniela nearly growls at being called a liar. Her hand forms a claw like she's debating choking you right there...

But she drops it back to her side. Huffs. Her eyes roll in a way that says 'whatever', then she moves past you to the front door. The key slides in and turns painfully slowly. You move the moping bucket around just in time to mask the sound.

Daniela gives you an approving glance.

You're definitely not dressed appropriately for the cold, but you're not going to miss this opportunity for anything in the world. Silent as a shadow, you sneak out behind her.

-

-

“By Miranda, you asked to come along, can you move?” Daniela hisses impatiently, halfway to the village.

You resist the urge to throw something at her. “I'm sorry I don't levitate over the snow and have super speed!” you reply.

She tsks. Drops down into the knee-deep snow like you. She then crosses over to you and you're ninety nine percent sure you're going to suffer for stalling her.

But.

Two gloved hands grab yours, instead. In one effortless tug, you're out of whatever hole you had stepped in. Daniela smiles, deceptively angelic. Wraps an arm around your waist, the two of you facing different directions.

And...

Then it's a rollercoaster of death you're dragged into, because she zaps forward at the speed of a freaking sports car and you're quite literally flying at her side like a human flag.

Daniela's clear, high laugh reaches your ear over the sound of your own initial cry. Your stomach is dropping to where your knees should be, the icy air literally hammers nails on every exposed part of your skin, yet you brace through the nightmare ride until it's over.

Adrenaline is still pumping across your veins when she comes to a stop. You drop to your knees, shaking.

“You handled that well, Knight, well done!” She pats you once on the head.

You're too busy regretting all your life's decisions –and trying not to vomit your dinner— to voice any of the things you want to say to her right here. Probably for the best, too. When your head stops spinning, you cough up from all the cold air and look around you. You're at the shops by the main square of the village, right in front of the bookstore.

“Wait for me, yes?” The redhead smiles prettily at you and leaps up at the top of the building.

There's probably some opening there she can sneak her flies into, you think. Her hooded head disappears from view for a second, but pops right back out to say:

“Don't do anything dumb.” A warning finger is held up.

“I won't.” You've been accused of being reckless at times but never suicidal. With how fast she can move, you'll never escape her. Not here.

Through the store's glass walls, you see Daniela's flies infiltrate the space like smoke. They weave around the different sections until they find the book they're looking for.

It takes her less than one minute to leap back down to your side, a victorious grin plastered all over her pretty mouth.

“Ha! I got it!” she exclaims.

You sneak a glance at the cover. A half-naked girl touching a man's muscled, bare torso under the moonlight. Oh, God. You think. You went through all this for more romance-disguised porn.

“You… came all this way to steal a book?” the question leaves you before you can filter it.

“A Lady doesn’t steal! I left money at the counter.” Daniela points a thumb behind her back. True to her word, you see the glint of Lei at the previously empty countertop. “I’m just not going to wait until the village warms to find out what happens next—”

Daniela abruptly cuts herself off. Her expression focuses, then darkens. Within a scarce second, she goes from book-loving airhead to apex predator.

Her head snaps towards the corner of the store, looking over your shoulder. When she grabs and pulls you away, you’re sure her grip will leave bruises for you to find tomorrow.

You lay low, waiting for the threat she senses to show itself.

In those few moments, your heart pounds so heavily in your chest you feel it may explode. Shadows dance in front of your eyes, of tendrils and swells that haunt your every dream. You’re shaking, breaking out into cold sweat—

Until a brown puppy leaps out of the corner, barking at Daniela.

Cute, hoarse little woofs fill the silence.

You have to remind yourself how to breathe. Her shoulders instantly lose their tension. She takes a step closer… and the small furball only gets further agitated. You’re starting to worry this will end very badly when she crouches, reaches forward…

…the dog begins to whimper in fear, now…

And pulls it into her arms.

“How cute!” Daniela exclaims, moving her pointer up and down the puppy’s tiny head until its terror turns to comfort.

You’re stunned there, frozen, watching as this bloodthirsty carnivore plays around with the animal like any twenty-something year old girl who’s always wanted a pet. Not to torture, but to care for.

“Good boy, yes you are!” she praises. “I forgive you for earlier, you must be starving.” The dog indeed looks malnourished. “Oh, poor thing. It’s alright. I know hunger can be maddening…”

The quiet, pained way she says it… it stays with you for far longer than you’d like.

Daniela asks you what the puppy can eat, then enters another store and brings out food. You both stand above the furball, shoulder-to-shoulder like some twisted joke of proud parents, watching it happily munch away.

When you look at her, she’s got a subtle, soft smile on her lips and it’s a far cry from the mad grins and devilish smirks that send maids into cardiac arrests.

Just… who are you…

You catch yourself wondering.

Then she checks the time, jumps and grabs you around the waist again. This time, she’s every bit the savage you thought of her as.

-

-

At the outer gates of the castle, Daniela slows to a stop. You take less time than before to pick yourself up from the ground.

As for your company, she looks like she’s shivering on her way up to the front porch. Her breaths are coming out fast and her movements aren’t as perfectly light and graceful as you’re used to. If anything, she’s rigid, as though in pain. You’re in no better condition either, of course –probably flirting with pneumonia already— but considering what she’s wearing and her enhanced metabolism, she should be good.

Unless… you start to connect the dots. The way you found her during the blizzard. Why you are told to never open the windows around the daughters for any reason. Why the fireplaces are always burning in the castle. They’re weak to it. It hurts them.

Daniela can’t even slide the key in the lock on the first try.

You take a step forward to offer help—

And as soon as you open your mouth, a monstrous shriek renders you still. Before you even have the time to exhale, something sharp hooks into the skin of your shoulders.

Blood splatters up your face and neck just as an immense weight presses you down. The very next heartbeat, you’re lifted off your feet by a winged horror.

You’ve never seen anything like this monster, although you have seen worse. Its head is collapsed into its sternum, beady eyes staring at you, wild with hunger. Its bony arms are extended into giant, bat-like wings that drive you further and further off the ground.

You want to scream, but you can’t breathe.

You’ve lost your voice. You’re no Knight before your imminent death –you’re powerless. You’re petrified.

A sickening squelch comes.

You don’t even know if it’s from you. It turns out that’s not the case when the creature cries out –a piercing sound that is sure to follow you until your last breath– and releases you. Your fall feels like it drags on for hours.

In reality, it’s only a matter of seconds before Daniela catches you. Black blood from the creature rains down on the both of you as it flies away. After that, it’s just your life’s crimson red that drips to color the snow below.

“What the fuck!” Daniela hisses. “That never happens! They never come down here!”

Except you don’t hear her. Your ears are ringing. You collapse onto all fours, yet it still feels like you cannot force your lungs to work. Oxygen is running out for you. Time is running out for you.

All the while, your own voice shouts in your ear: This is how you die. This is how you’ll die!

It’s one thing to know it. It’s another to experience it. All around you, the snow morphs into black, uneven shadows. Your terror is alive, it surrounds you, it pins you down and you can practically feel its breath on your neck.

“Knight!”

Someone shakes you, though you can barely register their presence, trapped as you are in your own mind.

“Knight!” the voice starts to seem familiar.

Bi-toned greyish yellow and amber eyes lock with your own. Icy, gloved hands grip at the sides of your head, cover your ears and narrow down your field of vision to just the pretty, too-pale face in front of you.

“Look at me. You’re okay. You’re okay. I got you.”

But you’re not okay.

It feels like you’re dying.

Daniela holds her breath and brings you forward, so you’re tucked against her neck. The smell of lavender and vanilla begin to calm you down. Enough for you to realize you’re in Romania, not your old home in Serbia. Enough for you to understand you still have time, even though the clock is ticking, the odds never in your favor.

Enough for you to worry more about the danger you’re actually facing in this moment, the sharp heat of your own blood running down your shoulders.

Daniela brings you both up to your feet, pushes the main door open and shoves you inside, as far away from herself as possible. Your back hits the nearest wall and leaves an abstract, bloody imprint on it.

When you next bring your gaze up… she’s gone.

[lunaastoir]

fluff/relationships w the mondstadt crew

characters included: diluc, kaeya, and jean

gn! reader as always <3

tw: fluff??? domesticity??? crack??? ideal relationships w people who will never be real??? also mentions of alcohol!

an: so i’m back w a sequel to my “fluff/relationships w the liyue crew” since you guys seemed to really like it <3 thank you my heart is literally melting 😩 this post was getting too long so i excluded some of the characters but expect a part. 2 (more like part 3 but part 2 to the mondstadt version)! 

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diluc

man. this MAN.

that’s it, that’s the headcanon. 

he would literally be the most doting lover in the softest ways

SUCH a soft romantic like you thought you knew love??? nah this man will show you what love is

will constantly leave you things around the winery to convey his silent thank you’s and appreciation for you putting up with him being busy for most of the day

it’s always the most thoughtful things ever too like-

you mentioned how nice it would be to have some fresh lemonade with the hotter weather outside but it was too late in the day to actually go to the market in search of fresh lemons 

the next day you walked downstairs only to be greeted with a pitcher of cool lemonade with a side of lemon bars

there was a note attached to the handle of the pitcher <3 

“i recall you mentioning how lemonade would be perfect for the warmer weather so i decided to make some for you this morning. i hope it’s still cool by the time you drink it. love, d” 

pls sir your hand in marriage

he secretly loves it when you usher him to bed after waking up in the dead of night to see him working by candlelight on reports 

soft hands on his cheeks gently whispering about how, it’s been far too long and come to bed, darling and there will be time for this in the morning

his protests are light given the dark purple hues under his crimson eyes but he’ll still make a little fuss 

don’t let this man fool you tho he’s so so touched that you care enough to check up on him and drag him to bed!!

sometimes on the days he has a bit more free time, the two of you will quickly grab your dinners and race to the highest spot in the winery to watch the setting sun

these moments are always filled with laughter, something you’ve found you’re easily able to pull out of diluc, simply because it’s you 

uncontrollable sobbing

he would let you paint his nails black like the angsty man he is 

frankly he would let you do anything to him if it makes you happy <3 

ok but wait diluc w bLACK NAILS?? AND RINGS??? i would die on the spot ⚰️

on the topic of makeup, this man is surprisingly really good w it 

i like to think he learned after practicing on kaeya when they were younger bc kaeya was really into makeup

you found out after babysitting klee one day and trying failing to draw eyeliner on the sweet girl after her “big brother ‘bedo!”

you hastily grabbed some wipes, gently wiping off the messed up design before attempting to dive back in 

diluc however, had some down time so he decided to check up on his favorite chaotic duo 

only to be met with a pile of dirtied makeup wipes, your frustrated expression, and klee’s growing jitteriness 

swiftly moving to your side, he quietly asked if you needed help 

you glanced up quizzically before handing him the eyeliner, already looking around to find more makeup wipes when this inevitably goes wrong 

to your utter surprise tho the eyeliner is perfect??? two perfect winged lines??? in less than a minute??? WHAT

you just stood there like 😦 before diluc got back up and handed you the eyeliner 

you were short-circuiting, klee was ecstatic, diluc was worried about you 

ok last thing abt diluc 

crack! warning but the both of you like lowkey pranking kaeya 

for diluc it’s revenge on his annoying brother; for you it’s good - natured sibling rivalry fun 

every time the two of you see kaeya, one of you always swipes something of his 

small things really, it could be a pen or a handkerchief

one time, diluc swiped kaeya’s spare eyepatch and from the looks of it, kaeya’s only spare black eyepatch bc he was frantically looking for it yk he’s desperate when he even asked diluc if he saw it

the two of you spent an hour nearly laughing your asses off 

all in all, life w him is so sweet 

kaeya

pretty boy? pretty boy. 

while i can’t guarantee stability, life would never be boring w this man that’s for sure

piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides 

he LOVES it, the feel of you on his back while he’s walking around mondstadt most likely carrying you to your commission 

he finds it comforting especially since he can hear the rumble of your voice against him while you recount stories, or just babble on about everything under the sun 

he is SO dramatic so obviously when y’all reach the site of the commission he has to kill all the monsters even tho the both of you agreed to split it up evenly 

he makes quick work of his set before stealing some of yours much to your chagrin 

you scold him but can you really be mad at him when he looks drop dead gorgeous freezing the hilichurls the answer is no, no you cannot be

oh my god ok wait-

he does this thing where he tries to spook you in public 

so say you’re getting groceries at the mondstadt general store

you round the corner just minding your own business, looking around, taking in the sunshine 

and suddenly you just hear someone drop in behind you but before you can register anything you hear a soft “boo” and hands circle your waist 

you jump SIKE let’s be honest you shrieked 

meanwhile kaeya’s just laughing his ass off 

you can hear his rich peals of laughter while you attempt to regain your bearings 

he does this so often you SHOULD be used to it but you really aren’t bc mans is SNEAKY-

he cards his fingers in your hair whenever you’re speaking 

he doesn’t know why, it’s just a cute habit and he finds the feel of his fingers in your hair soothing

oH on the topic of comfort, kaeya really likes resting two fingers on the back of your neck???

ik he seems like the type to throw his arm around your shoulder which yes he totally is but during more serious conversations his hand automatically seeks out the warmth of your neck 

your neck feels amazing especially during the warmer months due to his chilly fingers contrasting with your warm skin  

he likes that he’s able to access such a vulnerable part of you and you would willingly let him 

HE GETS YOU MATCHING OUTFITS

no i will NOT take criticism on this i just kNOW he’s that type of guy

it would be those stupid “i’m his” and “they’re mine” sweatshirts like BYE 

it’s so cringy but for some reason it’s oddly adorable and you truly despise it but you can’t seem to say no whenever he asks 

you pretend to ignore the look of pity diluc throws your way whenever he sees you like this

kaeya really loves accessories so i think he would be the type to give you a promise ring or something similar to show that he truly does care for you 

he would brush it off, flirting a little like usual before handing you the ring 

with the way his cheeks softly darken though, you know he’s being genuine 

TICKLE FIGHTS ik i mentioned this for childe but shhhh

he has tickle fingers??? his hands just loOK like they’re itching to tickle someone so you’ll most likely be the unfortunate victim 

he will not show you mercy. at all. he’ll tickle you until there are tears streaming from your eyes, your face is hot, and your voice is hoarse from laughing so damn hard 

it gives him such a rush of serotonin its SO CUTE 

i feel like this goes without saying but he’s super into pda,,, anything and everything is on the table 

hand holding? duh. ass grabs? ofc. carrying you bridal style around mondstadt? why not 

ik he’s typically very playful but once the relationship reaches a certain stage, he’ll slowly start to let down the walls that surround his facade 

very very slowly show you the more realistic parts of him 

the real, damaged pieces of his soul 

he’ll be carefully monitoring your reaction though, any sign of fear or disgust will have him recoiling within himself again and you most likely will never see his true nature ever again 

SO BE CAREFUL 👹

once you’ve seen the parts of him he’s offered to you, the hushed whispers of his past, and the uncertain lines of his future, he will take off his eyepatch 

pretends like he’s not super nervous but he’s SWEATING- 

the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen though hands down 

you can understand why he covers it up but you would like it if he felt comfortable enough to take off the eyepatch occasionally when he’s with you 

also!!! sleeps with his eyepatch side facing you (in the event he wears it to bed) 

if this happens you KNOW he trusts you bc it’s his blindside <3 

anyways life w kaeya will never be boring but he is a very complicated man 

stay with him though, i promise it’ll be worth it 

jean

the key to jean’s heart is coffee and food 

GET HER COFFEE AND FOOD

i am begging you she deserves it 😭

the poor woman works so hard bc the knights are so mf understaffed, this is literally the best way you can ever show her your love and appreciation when she has work

she will MELT if you have a hot shower and dinner waiting for her when she inevitably returns later than she promised

will completely refuse at first with, “you did not have to do this, it’s too much” but shush her as you shOULD bc she deserves the entire world 

she’s the definition of “you do something for me, i’ll return the favor ten times grander”

you leave a flower on her desk bc it reminded you of her??? you’ll wake up to find a whole bouquet of the prettiest windwheel asters you’ve ever seen the next morning along with a thank you note

she’s so sweet BYE

she gets flustered extremely easily so you obviously use this as an opportunity to tease her 

when you’re in public rest your hand on her waist and inch it higher until your hand is underneath her shirt and in contact with her warm skin 

she’ll actually short-circuit its quite adorable 

sometimes y’all will be cuddling and you’ll hear whispers of her insecurities 

“am i a good grand master? will i ever be as valiant as vanessa?”

reassure her!!! tell her that she doesn’t need to be like vanessa, she’s already amazing as jean 

if you haven’t seen her in awhile, track her down and schedule a lunch date 

she never misses appointments and if it’s for you, she’ll gladly make time to see you even if she has to stay up even later than usual 

OH-

GIVE HER MASSAGES 

she has so much tension and the sorest muscles from hunching over papers and running around on errands 

if you sneak into her office and quietly stand behind her before gently pushing down on the sore tendons of her neck, she’ll genuinely fall over on her desk 

so make sure you steady her 😀

after you feel how tight her muscles are though, you drag her to barbara bc she needs a healer asap 😭

while most of your time is spent in her office - you helping out in the ways you can while jean is overseeing knight duties - you still have your fair share of life outside of the favonius headquarters

jean never likes to sit still so whenever you have free time, the both of you head off looking for monsters to clear

bouken da bouken???

adventuring w jean is seriously the funnest thing you could ever do 

it’s just non-stop you accidentally getting into trouble and her having to come help you 

even tho the both of you are dead tired after fighting, what? 20 hilichurl camps now??? the laughter and joy in your eyes shows how you both truly loved every minute of it

it’s both a stress reliever, good fun, and a work-out <3

you’re definitely prone to getting dragged to angel’s share w kaeya 

kaeya and jean sometimes hang out after work at the tavern so inevitably you’re dragged along too 

all three of you are drunk out of your minds which just makes everything a MILLION times funnier 

kaeya slurring over his words makes the two of you start cackling endlessly while diluc just shakes his head making sure to not give you more wine despite your pleas 

angel’s share ft. kaeya and bartender diluc are always the best times fr fr 

life with her literally feels like y’all are married 

so much domesticity it’s so NICE ALJDKSFH

your house is always so clean and the color scheme is impeccable bc jean has such a good eye 

you have a chore schedule 😎 but it almost never works out bc jean ends up doing everything without you knowing- 

you always confront her abt it and she’s like 😁 “i had some time so i did them! no worries tho” like i- time??? where bitc-

oH- she has amazing style so you can bet shopping w her is literally the best experience 

she takes you to all of the hidden gems some places lisa recommended and helps you pick out things 

will 100% get really blushy if you come out in something and ask her for her opinion tho she’s literally the cutest

basically jean is a sweet girl who deserves the entirety of teyvat that is all. 

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