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I wish the Mythbusters were real cause then I could ask them to test if Serena Williams can deflect an RPG with a tennis racket if she swings hard enough.
#obviously they wouldn’t endanger her#instead they would calculate the force with which she can swing a racket#then they would build a robot arm to swing the racket with that exact force#then they would all stand really far away#behind a plexiglass folding screen thing#except for Adam#who would be launching the rpg himself#then they would count down like#‘and in 3’#‘2’#‘1’#KABOOM#then the narrator would say some witty shit about the outcome of the test#‘ looks like 115 meters per second still isn’t fast enough to beat Momma Smash’#Jamie will comment how he wished Robo-Serena had won the point instead of hitting out of bounds#then a pile of tennis balls would explode to reveal the metal ‘CONFIRMED’ plate and we cut to commercial#does this count as fan fiction?#is there even mythbusters fan fiction?#I looked it up on Ao3 and there absolutely is#interesting#obviously I can’t judge#something about stones in glass houses#why are you still reading these tags#stop reading the tags#terminallyworkingonit#mythbusters
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what is the point in getting so upset and mad at something inconsequential that you immerse yourself fully into it and post about it All The Time and deliberately search out more things Specifically to get mad at it. do you actually have nothing better to do with your day to day life other than this. there are better and more important things in the world to focus on. like. yknow. things that make you happy.
like if someone makes a bad take or a post you dislike or you see content that upsets you why just willingly continue to look for more things you know will make you mad. its just a bizarre and miserable way to live i think.
#and im not talking about shit that causes genuine harm to others#but like just opening yourself to drama that you know you dont enjoy. Why continue to do that. What is the point.#and not to throw stones in a glass house if something upsets me i'll talk about it with besties or something-#but i dont CONTINUE TO SEARCH OUT THINGS TO GET MORE UPSET? surely moving on and not making yourself more mad is the reasonable reaction???
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Bad girl Sabine / Good girl Shin.
Gonna assume I got this bc of my “Sabine is a bad influence” post and use it as an excuse to keep talking because honestly I am a big fan of upstanding father Baylan disapproving of the company his daughter is keeping, but unfortunately for him the water is super muddy when you are a very grey not-Jedi. I’m just imagining him numbering his points on his fingers:
“Firstly, she’s a Mandalorian, who are ancient enemies of the Jedi, Shin. Also, she’s training as a Jedi, which we don’t like, Shin. On top of that, she’s an artist, Shin. Her work is still derivative of the pre-exile masters. She’s a bad influence, Shin.”
“Father, we commit murders.”
#ahsoka show#ahsoka series#ahsoka spoilers#baylan skoll#shin hati#something about stones and glass houses#is this anything#who knows but it’s funny
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I'm going to be honest clowning on the new Taylor Swift album's lyrics was funny for like one singular day can we go back to talking about the actual problems with her and her brand now
#half the lyrics wouldnt even be that bad if they were from midwest emo songs (THIS IS A JOKE)#💛#to clarify i dont like her i just never understood making fun of art regardless of 'objective' quality#esp if fhe person who made it has done like. actual real world harm#do you get what i mean#minor personal grievances at the top of a callout post for horrible abuse energy#or maybe its jsut something about stones and glass houses considering i have admittedly shitty music taste lmao
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Being shady in public about people's custom characters in games unprovoked is and was Loser Shit. People post about their PCs because they're having fun. It's not, like, systemically harmful or anything to bag on bland or ugly OCs, nobody's identity is being attacked or anything, obviously, but something can be shitty loser behavior without being bigoted, you know? Becky making a white girl elf with pink hair and a weirdly modded face isn't harming anyone or anything, and if Becky is acting shitty and running her mouth about how much better her OC is than someone else's, her OC is not the thing causing that issue, her stinky attitude is.
Like, man, when people make custom characters, they're just vibing. It's not for you, and nobody's OC is "adding representation" or "taking representation away" in fandom. Your social obligations are how you treat other human beings, not in making custom characters for literally anybody's sake but your own. No other person in fandom "benefits" if I as a white person make a non-white OC and post pictures of them or if I romanced a relatively unpopular character, I didn't do anything with that. I also didn't do anything by making white characters or romancing a popular love interest character, either.
I am all here for harmlessly clowning, especially if it's clowning on some nonsense. But I think fandom also needs to examine why they're so overly invested in what kinds of PCs that strangers on the internet make in their video games, and why they feel the need to feed into some narrative about competition over, like, elves and dwarves and shit.
You're not ~sticking it to the man~ when you make a post that's just "if your OC is boring to me then she's ugly and you're delusional for thinking she's cool" unprompted, you're just acting like you're still in high school. Bitch about other people's ugly OCs in your cunty little group chat like a grownup. You never, ever have to like what other people have made, but "this style of OC is fucking hideous and tacky and I hate it" is, like, an Inside Voice kind of sentiment. Saying it in public where you know that the people you're talking about will see it makes you the one making people feel bad for no good reason.
#bog post#fandom bs#my friends know that i'm incredibly judgmental when i don't like something so i'm not ragging on the concept of being a hater here#but i save that shade for personal conversations and small discord servers#i don't just toss it into the general tags where anyone who made and loved a bland OC that's not to my taste can read it#my bitchy little thoughts are my business not theirs#also a thing I've noticed: the people most likely to do this kind of high school stuff#either always have the ugliest fucking custom characters i've EVER seen#or their OC has the most detailed mary sue ass lore on the planet#you'd get much further posting about your own character and having a good time or directly asking for headpats for being so Special#than putting others down unprompted and unprovoked (and no - someone just existing is not provocation)#if your house is made of glass maybe you should throw your stones from the basement hm?
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gaelio asking ein if he has a girlfriend brother that is an entire gay man
#calling ein boring for not having a gf. when you’ve been pining for a guy for the last 15 years.#something about glass houses and stones
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Being childfree is annoying enough as is. Being childfree AND liking traditionally childish things is worse, especially when said things are anti-childfree. Fuck you, I don’t need to justify liking Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang to you. It’s MY goofy nostalgic guilty pleasure. Go find something else about me to nitpick.
#childfree#child-free#it's even dumber if they're also into something 'childish'#like collecting disney merch#like bro#BRO#don't throw stones in glass houses#that movie is so fucking stupid but i have a ton of nostalgia for it#and i like goofy older movies#sometimes it's just fun to watch something you don't have to think too hard about#also the childcatcher should've been the main antagonist not the couple#he's infinitely more interesting to watch
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something that makes me feel guilty is the fact that seeing that persons face rn literally makes me angry. they walked into class and i nearly winced. and in all fairness they were quite kind to me. outside of the several kind of odd red flags. girl whatever. to be quite frank i am a horny bastard and vocal proud etc but few people interest me enough to actually want to hang out with and get to know And i have deep seated intimacy issues so it's like. we really dont have a shot unless the circumstances r exactly right on a full moon perfect thursday of a month etc like. well and tbh i probably would have fucked around with this person but i dont... care... about some big relationship w them.. and i know i could be a relationship girl like eventually i have it in me to have a muse that's what im built for i think idc but not rn... rn i need to hang out with my friends and do my film stuff and have people that maybe wanna make out sometimes is that so much to ask for. for a lesbian at a bar to want to make out perhaps. ** for there to be lesbians at the bars to potentially make out with.
#and i am quite lonely yes thank u for asking. yeah someday id love to get to know someone again in the context of falling in love#what about it. so what now. i dont think im meant for our understanding of romantic love but boy do i crave it#why am i having this moment rn. well ok consider im on my period all i could think about this morning was [redacted] and both parties#of my dyke drama were back in class today. and the one gay person that i think has a crush on me but we dont see each other super often#so im just. guessing based on the way awkward lesbians communicate. idk#and i feel really just mean but i quite literally dont have it in me to pretend to be nice to this person anymore#i wasnt like. some villain for realizing we were acting really coupley and being like oh shit because i didnt want to hurt them#. and trying to communicate and put some distance between us when i thought they were probably in too deep. it's unfortch it took me a sec#but jesus christ yk i cant walk around and feel awkward about it forever. and im frustrated by the fact that we're just acting so odd#but again frankly i think it's largely bc they have an unhealthy relationship with dating. THROWING HORIZONTAL PUNCHES HERE.#OK. STONES FROM A GLASS HOUSE. IM AWARE. REAL RECOGNIZES REAL.#and YET. despite my past insanity. ive been kind. i can understand disappointment and a little awkwardness#but jesus would you rather i pretend to be in love with you for months and then really break your heart.#this is where i get mean and make a joke like well hey if we couldve had weird really mediocre sad angry dyke sex abt it#that would have been cool with me. but alas. we're here instead and it's fucking with my friendships too#and like we were kind of ok friends too. what now. its just u me and this brick wall u built between us bitch#now was EYE not answering texts for a minute. we dont need to get into it.#because the thing IS if i dont play things exactly right. and im not good at that without prior planning. i will accidentally say or do#something that i know. again. from being insane myself. would be just enough for them to hold onto hope#and im not trying to do that to them you know. i was trying to help with the detachment. shitty as it may be. i dont fucking know dude#this post is going to make me look kind of. well. whatever u guys have seen me at my worst. mostly. and post#ok one last thing sorry if this makes me sound like i have a giant ego. like wow heres this person who really liked me and im just shitting#all over them. not what im meaning to do but whatever
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but remember how larian was complaining that in Baldur's Gate 3 people just made the Vault Dweller in their character creation when they gave all those cool variant options for a protag, but at the same time made companions who are just 90% elf or some elf variation with the rest of the 10% being human or Karlach.
#lae'zael is a space frog elf okay shes being lumped in with the elves#but for real where the fuck is the dwarf or halfling or half-orc or gnome or dragonborn companions larian?#stfu about people making the vault dweller when like 9/10 companions are an elf or elf lite#something something glass houses and stones#bg3#but really they are cool companions but its like Elf or Human#thats it
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Rngers and their fans still crying about the not penalty 5 days after the match is incredible, i am thriving
#They need to be studied in a lab#Its such bold talk from a team that went something stupid like 45 league matches without conceding a penalty#except there was plenty of times they should have lmao#something about throwing stones in glass houses-#football talk
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Did tumblr really bully that boss 🐸 guy off this site lmao
#sillyposting#was he problematic or something or just cringe#if just cringe then uh. something about glass houses and stones#everyone is cringe in their own way on this site#update: apparently he plagerized posts and also cheated on younger girls or something#also I hope his pronouns are he/him like I thought I remembered them being I apologize if they’re not
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Franz will see a thin white guy with a higher pitched voice and barely any facial hair and think "oh, he's cute"
#also: wilhelm#as in thin white guy with a higher pitched voice#and no facial hair#and because wilhelm is also my boyfriend. i'm not judging anyone here#don't throw stones if you're in a glass house or something like that#i just find it interesting#(not that franz actually has a specific type. either he has multiple types or his type is basically everything)#-wolfgang#about franz#about wilhelm
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Pet peeve of mine r ppl telling me they'll do something later and then never doing it leaving me to feel like a fool for having gotten my expectations up.
#So whenever someone says I'll do it later I just know it's never gonna happen#This is not about anyone#It's just a thing ppl do which i hate#Like i also do it#Something something glass house and stones#It is I#Feel free to poke me if I said I'd do something and then didn't#Unless it's personal projects since those have no obligations
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That's not... my god you guys are all so desperate to hate on younger people aren't you. That's not what the information we have about this data - which isn't even publicly available(!) - says, nor is it the most plausible explanation.
From the original TechCrunch article that discussed this new announcement:
“In our studies, something like almost 40% of young people, when they’re looking for a place for lunch, they don’t go to Google Maps or Search,” [Senior Vice President Prabhakar Raghavan] continued. “They go to TikTok or Instagram.”
In other words: younger Gen Zers are going to friends (Insta) or parasocial "community" (TikTok) to look for restaurant recommendations, rather than to Google's increasingly unworkable, ad-ridden and bloated search engine. Setting aside the question of parasociality (which is hardly just a problem with "kids these days"!), this is just the internet native equivalent of asking your friend or family member "know any good Thai places in this area?" rather than going to Google first. And that is a good thing to be doing!
Honestly y'all talk about the boomerification of "Gen Z" but it's the boomerification of this website that astounds and horrifies me - y'all will jump on any piece of sloppy corporate propaganda if it gives you a chance to grumble and grump about the "kids these days".
[ID: A tweet by Popbase that reads, "Nearly half of Gen Z is using TikTok and Instagram as a search engine instead of Google, new data shows.". Below the tweet is a pic of a poorly drawn Goomba from Super Mario Bros with text below him that reads "are you out of your fucking mind".]
#i could say more but#i will restrain myself#yes there are problems with the choice of platform#tiktok is it's own special kind of machiavellian#but y'all need to get your head out of Alphabet Inc.'s arse long enough to realise that favouring asking “friends” for recs#instead of letting google stuff whoever paid most to their sponsorship program into your face#is actually a Good Thing#and before anyone complains about the parasociality aspect#I've seen how y'all act on this website#stones and glass houses and all that#remember: generation wars are always a distraction#the real enemy is Google#not some twenty-something kid asking their Instagram followers for restaurant recs#tech#technology#social media#Google#thoughts and musings#.txt
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just a tag rant. again
#goooddddddddss#god i am so angry#furious actually now that you mention it#but like in a chill way because i’m like that#i hate instagram#with a burning furious passion and i hate beauty trends#and tik tok and#god#magazines i feel like used to be something you could avoid with little effort#but social medias influence is so pervasive it’s so impossible to ignore if you’re to have a social life at all as a young person#and the cumulative pressure#from hair and makeup and lifestyle and ANY popular posters#to do this to make your makeup super glowy! so natural!#your skin so fresh! so vibrant! so youthful#your day 5 hair! your simple 4 step routine to healthy hair!#MY GOD do you live in a glass house?#not moving an inch all day for fear of a single bead of sweat#my god move! live! breathe!#sweat and express and wash away the day without worrying about your goddamn precious appearance!#i saw a post today what had the quote from some twitter post saying i prefer to die standing than to live kneeling#and it just seems that the sentiment carries…#i prefer to live than to be preserved#cursing all the rest. damn it all. damn it all. live while you can! you will be immortalized in stone eventually… be mobile be vital#while you can!
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people make fun of angry internet conservatives for not being able to identify obvious satire but i see libs/leftists falling for that shit all the time lately
#'the fact that i thought this was real says a lot about society'#what it says is that you can't read context clues Bro#something something stones glass houses#log.txt
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