#someone's gonna be like um actually ☝️🤓

[pizzaboat]

Are Eda and Hunter super whumpy on their own, or do they just have that "descendant of Caleb in them"?

Tragedy, betrayal, toxic family and violence

[hyunjinsbelovedamericano]

Dating skz headcanons

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not proof read yet

Bangchan

You would mimic him in what he says,you know when people put the nerd emoji when someone says something that's exactly what you do to him."Actually it's 11:30","Actually-🤓☝️","Shut up.".You would do this over text in real life,anytime,anywhere,you think it's so funny(because it is),"Um,actually i pretty sure it's gonna rain"then you would be like,"According to my calculations 🤓☝️",he would try to word his sentences better after

Lee know

You would be in sync,not on purpose but you guys start to morph into each other.Everyone but you guys would notice,You're doing a hand on hip stance,he's doing a hand on hip stance.You're rolling your eyes,he's rolling his eyes.I guess you guys are spending to much time together."Have you guys noticed that you're like..in sync","No i don't know what your talking about"you would say IN SYNC with minho

Changbin

You guys would do those i love you more fights,you hang up first fights,He would be about to leave for work and be like "Bye love you","I love you more",he would do a full 180(crazy)"no i love you more","No you got it all wrong i love you more",You would go on and on and Chan would probably get mad at him for hearing the reason he is late to work

Hyunjin

I feel like you guys would fight playfully,not physical but verbal."At least i don't look like a amazon tablet"You would say,"At least i don't look like a Jyp look-a-like"Hyunjin would fire back,you gasp"At least i don't look like reincarnation of a naked mole rat."He gasps,"What a burnnnn"He teased,"You know what else is gonna burn.","What.","Your face when i put it in the air-fryer"

Han

You know when people watch movies and a ugly character comes on and their like"That's you",that is exactly what you guys do.Your watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and the oompa loompas come on,Han would say,"That's you"."Nah that's you"You would correct him."It's like looking in a mirror"You guys would go to the cinema together and start doing that when a ugly character comes on,people would probably get annoyed and tell you to shut up

Felix

He would flex you,he would be like "look at my partner way better than yours could ever be",when he's playing his games and he has his mic on and you talk to him,the people would hear him talking to his partner and start asking questions."Yes,i have a REAL partner and what do you have?"."At least i have a Partner all you have is your parents,oh wait-NO U DON'T😝",You think it's cute so you don't do anything about it

Seungmin

You know that trend where people pretend to take a picture of someone,then they show to them and its not a picture of the person but a picture that they think the person looks like(do you get what i'm saying?),he would be like,"Okay pose imma take a picture of you",then show a picture of a blobfish,you would do it to him back obviously you would get him back sometimes you would be cute and show him a puppy sometimes you would be cruel and show him a sewer rat

Jeongin

You guys would do the look behind you thing and then run away,"Wheres Han","Right behind you" then he runs away,especially if he wants something your holding he would do this,you could be holding your phone and he would trick you saying,"Is that chan?"and point behind you,you fall for it and look behind and he takes this chance to snatch your phone and run away."No,that's a old man so i guess-wait,COME BACK HERE"

[voltronisanobsession]

OH MY GOODNESS

What if teen!spider!reader was smarter than Miguel- like someone half his age is solving so many problems he couldn’t.

“Bro- you literally made a whole society but you calculated this as though it was a black hole and not a worm hole. How can you be this stupid?” And Miguel is just like 🧍‍♂️

Solving complex math equations and physics problems in minutes, creating multiple plans for missions and calculating the percentage of success for all of them.

But then they literally can’t hold a conversation (or eye contact) for the life of them- their social life is non-existent and they’re absolutely clueless when it comes to social cues (Miguel’s body language whenever he feels awkward when reader shows him how he messed up a problem or Hobie hinting at his not so big crush on reader) and like- the absolute awkwardness that happens when someone tries to compliment reader and they don’t know how to respond “it’s basic calculus, a kindergartner could do it”

Sorry if this is a ramble? I don’t know how to format these at all 😭

Intelligent but Socially Awkward Teen Spider!Reader

Don’t mind me doing a bunch of jumping around in this post, there’s just so much POTENTIAL with this spider!reader!!!

Hope you liked my thoughts on this

I LOVE THIS IDEA😍😍😍 I can already imagine Miguel sending them away the minute they start pointing out all of his mathematical mistakes lol

Teen!Reader is the epitome of ‘um actually☝️🤓’

I think this teen!reader is a product of ‘academic validation’, forced into a mind set where they need to be successful in all studies in school. Their parent(s) were probably extremely strict when it came to this, so it’s no surprise readers the way they are.

Of course despite this, being this blunt has its advantages. Like putting Miguel in his place! When reader had first join the society, they were for the most part quite reserved and quiet. They stuck to themselves while awkwardly maneuvering around social interactions.

So naturally , they were drawn to Miguel’s reclusive nature, which ultimately led to them growing more comfortable around him and those who worked close with him!

It all started with Miguel giving reader the task to go over some of his work to keep them occupied and away from him.

The faces reader would make while correcting all his errors definitely annoyed him. AND when they started pointing out all his other mistakes straight to his FACE. Mm mmm, all hell breaks loose for teen!reader.

OMG!! Imagine if this teen!reader was able to actually solve one of the most complex equations in his dimension, an equation that doesn’t even exist yet in their own world??

To say that they’re a mathematical genius is literally an understatement. They’re a MACHINE when it comes to physics and anything math related. Which is why they’re in charge, alongside Lyla, when creating and programming the spider society’s watches.

Even known as the genius behind the scene, reader cannot for the LIFE of them hold any conversations with the other spiders in the society💀

Compliments are disregarded because anyone can do it if they tried hard enough, reader claims. No, it’s not paranoia that’s making reader calculate the success rate of each past and future missions, they just enjoy doing it, they say in a monotone voice.

It’s honestly the only way Miguel’s able to get his revenge on reader for all the times they absolutely roasted the shit out of him.

Oh they want to finish this extremely complex math equation that they’re almost done with? Well too bad, they’re gonna have to finish it when they get back from that mission he assigned them.

Aw, are they creating a new quantum equation? That’s going to have to wait, Miguel’s sent them on a 5 person mission that’ll probably take a few hours to complete.

Are they hiding in the janitors closet with their math notebooks to avoid getting sent on their third mission of the week? Miguel’s already throwing them through the portal with Hobie.

They haven’t seen the light of day in hours, days even! Miguel claims they need to go out and socialize more instead of being a little goblin. (Super hypocritical reader mutters)

Missions are a complete pain because of the lack of communication happening on teen!readers end💔 and if that’s not the problem, than their extremely blunt and lack of social cues will be the end of them

They either don’t say enough or say just a little too much (a lot too much). It’s especially hard for them to find a balance😭

And I think that’s why Hobie would like them. They quite literally have no filter whatsoever, and yeah that may not be an amazing thing to not have, but he just enjoys the honesty of it in the end

He doesn’t take it to heart too when his advances go completely over readers head LMAO

This was such a fun thing to think about, pls send in more thoughts about this reader, they have so much potential to be a silly goober💔💔💔

[astrozxmbie]

ok guys im going to rant about my band class becauseeeeeeee i literally have nothing else to do rn and i actually need to rant about it because it is SO ANNOYING 😇

ok guys wrmmmmmm what the flip ok so there’s this part I have to play at my upcoming band concert I have snare drum on it right ok so this new girl has snare drum on it to UGHHDHHHUHHHHH when I tell you she cannot play like half of the part GIRLLL like ok I get she’s new but 1 we’ve had this part since like the 3rd week of school 2 we’ve literally had a student teacher helping us on this part 3 not only did we get a student teacher we got a PROFESSIONAL PAID HELPER FOR THIS PART. And like she’s been playing for 2 years soooo!!! Like she can play like the first half of the part but bro the last half I SWEAR SHE MESSES UP ON SO BAD. Like im gonna tweak bro we have a concert in TWOOO WEEKKKSSS SHE NEEDS TO LOCK IN OMG. Anywyayysyyyssss I swear out of the 7 percussionists that we have me and like MAYBE 2 others are good. One didn’t even want to be in band, I’ll js call him Q for now BROOO if he gets a part he doesn’t like he just doesn’t play it at all like he is such a fuckingggg brattt and he’s a nasty greasy haired bitch like I hate that kid in general oh my goshhhhhh. then this kid who is supposed to be a saxophone player but I guess he switched to percussion is like, semi-good, like sometimes he can play his parts but like he doesn’t even hold the drum sticks righhttt oh my goshshhhh and he loves to correct someone like I was playing my part right and he goes “um…ur counting wrong.. 🤓☝️” OK WELL I COUNT A CERTAIN WAY SOMETIMES BECAUSE ITS EASIER FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONEEE AT LEAST IM PLAYING THE PART RIGHT OH MY GOSHHH…and thenn there’s this kid bro I swear she just doesn’t even try like she’s always on some filler part like she’s never been on snare, bass, or bells bc she cannot read notes or play for the life of her and she’s been playing for a while. Then there’s this one kid like he can play the rhythm of a part sometimes but he is neverrrr on tempo and he cannot read notes for the life of himmmn oh mygoahhhh. Then ohmygosh there is another girl and like sometimes she can play good but she’s always rushingggggg like she is NEVER on tempo ughhhhghghhh. I think the only two actual good percussionists are me and my friend, but she doesn’t even go to the same school as me anymore. Like I swear none of them try it’s so annoying like half of the percussionists are just kids who joined band bc their parents wanted them to so they don’t even try it’s sooo annoyinggg.

Ok then there’s this kid who is like a baritone I think ummm idgaf about what he plays so idk what he plays BUT brah I swear he always has something to say about someone’s playing like ok ho stfu u can’t even play the chromatic scale that good and we’ve being playing the chromatic scale since for like…,.,. Going on 4 or 5 years now..!! And he’s soooo nasty like he’s greasy he openly doesn’t wash his hands and he always is smelling like smth!! Brahhhh go clean urself istggggggg

Like I only like 2 or 3 people in the whole band. One of the 2 or 3 hates all of the kids in the band justtt as much as I do

but like don’t get me wrong, we have a good band like lots of kids ACTUALLY practice and put time into playing but some don’t. like our band won a first place award for our playing out of all of the schools in the district sooo if that’s not saying smth…

but like I said some kids just suck but I mean overall our ensemble is great

Ohmygosh and then my freaking band director UGH he wants to sign up for the all county band but likekekeee…girl I don’t want tooooo and I’ve TOLD him that. SO. MANY. TIMESSS. But he’s always like “Oh but your the only really good player and no one ever plays the timpani in the all county band and you could because you’re reallyyyy good at timpani! 😇” and it’s like ok ho well I DONT WANT TOO like im going to join marching band next year if I still feel like it and that’s a lot out of me bc last year and earlier this year I did NOT want to join marching band at all. I only changed my mind bc I might be going to a different school next year and they don’t have a band program so I was js gonna join my current schools marching band program.

I mean don’t get me wrong my band directors is really good like he is really helpful and compared to other schools I’ve seen he’s probably like. One of the best in the school district.

Ughhh and I hate when people ask me if im a band kid NOOO I SWEAR IM NTO IM NOT A FUCKJNG BAND KID BRO PLEASEE IM JUST A KID IN BAND DO NOT ASSOCIATE ME WITH BEING A BAND KID I HATE ALL OF THE KIDS IN THIS BAND CLASS

Ummm anyways thatttt was reallylylyyyy long!! Ssorry ik NO ONE cares but like I needed to say that all bc I was js thinking about that and needed to get it all off my chest ummm 😇

[sing-backwards-and-weep]

You ever see someone on here in their 30s whine about their parents and it’s like biiitch move the fuck out then! Yeah, it’s not fucking easy, but you’ve got options. Your independence is worth struggling for. Take control of your stupid fucking baka life.

You can regurgitate endless platitudes about how ☝️🤓 “um actually in Eastern cultures it’s normal not to move out until you’re 58!” but no amount of metropolitan cultural fluency is going to magically make your parents bearable people to live with.

The other thing is like, yeah American culture is bullshit, but the sexual / romantic stigma of living with your parents is real. Knowing how they do shit traditionally halfway across the planet is not gonna put no pussy in your pocket when you’re swapping laundry with Gramma. Not nice, but it’s real.

[dawndelion-winery]

Have googled images, y'all gonna get my pre-gaming impressions of them based on a single googled image of each and nothing else

Rafayel

What the hell is lemuria? Some ape typa species??

Oh my god he's an artist am I gonna be the one paying the bills? Horrible. Can't believe y'all would tell me a broke man reminds y'all of Ajax. Idk what an evol is ig it's like the zodiac thing in which case um,,,I actually don't know what it means bc horoscopes have no significance to me but I'm guessing it means he's like,,,either very spiteful and sassy, or incredibly spirited and energetic.

Xavier

Oh my god it's Gepard 2.0 hello 👀 wdym age unknown omg is he like a dragon or sth omg it's giving immortal knight captain

What the fuck is a deepspace hunter are you some kind of fancy astronaut mercenary? Light evol,,,fits him ig, if he's anything like Gepard he's some soft responsible type. He looks like I could take him home to my parents except we gonna have to say he's a priest or sth.

Zayne

A FUCKING CARDIAC SURGEON oh my god what a NERD. "As the cosmos dances-" ☝️🤓 ok, grandpa. What an ick. Ice?? Edgy Elsa?? Some ice prince wannabe oh my god I hate everything he stands for. Pretentious looking ass, he looks like he's going to call me a stupid klutz for spilling water on the floor.

But also he's probably the richest of the three😭😭 BUT I CANNOT BE BOUGHT (I can, someone tell me his salary)

[d0rky-0utfits]

I'm sorry but like why did they include Jasper in this evill ass segment of the intro?

Homegirl literally did nothing wrong in su future. The bitch literally just stayed in her little area away from everyone else like tf? And you could argue "oh well she was evil in the original series ☝️🤓" ok well why the fuck is this big bodied bitch taking 30% of the beginning of the intro????

Um I'm pretty sure she's done a lot worse. Oh oh but what? Is it because Jasper and Steven fought in su future? Bitch they was just challenging each other and if anything she was getting better. You know what I'd go as far an say Steven was the bad one in the situation. Like when Jasper was training Steven for their little rematch she had some sort of care for Steven to actually train him and shit. And for what? For Steven to just shatter her? Like you fuckin serious? "Oh but Steven brought her back ☝️🤓" AND? The bitch is back to needing someone she's back to wanting to serve. And obviously I wasn't expecting Steven to tell Jasper to come with him when she wanted to protect him. But like you're just gonna leave her like that? She still doesn't have a purpose like oh my god. She's just fucking left like that she didn't get help. Her progress flew out the window when Steven shattered her

[torahtot]

they were giving out donuts to anyone who asks them a question so this is basically what went down

1. Q: if Jesus came back to life, where is he now? did he die again? A: he went to heaven but he's still alive. this seems sensible to me its like serach and eliyahu hanavi

2. Q: what is the holy ghost A: we are monotheistic 🤓☝️ we just believe God has three parts which we as humans can't comprehend. the holy spirit is inside each of us and compels us to repent of our sins. to me this seems like it's just ruach hakodesh so i don't get why they have to be all dramatic and make it a separate part of God when to me it just looks like a misunderstanding of the translation of ruach hakodesh.

3. Q: how do Christians today interpret explicitly antisemitic passages in scripture? is that considered divinely inspired? A: they wanted me to give them specific passages which i hadn't prepared but i mentioned deicide and the portrayal of the pharisees. they said they couldn't think of any instances of antisemitism in the Bible (lmfao) but that they don't think jews killed Jesus and they don't really think about who killed jesus just that he died for their sins. as for the pharisees they were just kinda like No they aren't portrayed negatively :) wish i had brought specific verses bc their response to this sucked ass.

4. Q: have any reparations been posited for communities that have been hurt by christianity through colonization and forced conversion? A: they recognize that colonization was wrong and especially the colonization of Africa, those people sinned and God does not want that to happen, today we approach people with gentleness through their own culture and we don't try to impose our American or European culture on them. we just want to share jesus with everyone 🤗 they said there isn't a single authority in christianity that could make some sort of statement or do anything but the churches they align with do not agree with violence. & they quoted a bunch of verses abt not being violent. this was so stupid lmao i love how they get to just be like erm that was wrong so just don't do it violently anymore but we're not actually doing anything abt it. bc were Christians and nobody ever holds us accountable in any meaningful way 🤗 i want to hear these guys do a land acknowledgement they would be perfect for it.

i was gonna ask them if they don't think religion inextricably tied to culture and by trying to change someones religion even non violently they are pushing a degree of cultural hegemony and irrevocably changing those ppls culture but i had enough so i didnt

5. Q: do Christians still try to convert people of other faiths and how does that fit into a multicultural world where people are conscious of accepting other beliefs and difference? and relatedly do Christians believe that people of other faiths are going to hell and do most christians still believe in/preach supersessionism A: this one was the funniest one i was dying they just completely evaded it and were like um well u see we think the only way to heaven is through Jesus. and we just want to share that with the world like if u had a cure for cancer u would share it! and then they talked abt how Christianity isn't uprooting the tree of judaism its adding new things & people on to it. also they kept saying old testament and then correcting to torah bc i said torah once lmao. & they mentioned something about how in judaism the high priest could only see god in the holy of holies (they were very proud of knowing what it was called) which is behind a curtain but Jesus tore open the curtain so everyone could access god all the time. & they believe christianity isn't destroying the torah its completing all the prophecies through Jesus.

(also within that conversation i said something abt how Christianity is using these texts that were written & used by the jewish people but then saying that we don't know its true meaning & need to accept their belief in Jesus but it kind of got lost in the conversation idr if they said something specific to i)

so then i was like do the rewards/saving come after death bc obviously the world rn isnt saved like it is in the prophecies. and they explained the second coming and how Jesus just came to give everyone a connection with God but fixing the world will come later.

when they asked if it all made sense and answered my questions i was like yeah it's just very interesting bc in judaism everything is interpreted in a much more immediate and real sense like the messiah was supposed to come save us from the empires that were oppressing us and end the exile but christianity makes it a spiritual salvation that is universal. and they were like yeah isn't it so beautiful christianity goes beyond offering a temporary solution, jesus wants to solve the real problem by removing all sin 🤗 which like. the messiah is also supposed to do. but it's supposed to be both. must be splendid to live in a world where you only need the second and not the first!

then at the end one of them was like thank you for your questions they made me think about my faith in a way i haven't in a long time! which just blew my mind. how can you be christian and not think abt this stuff a significant amount. they r literally living in delululand & just thinking abt jesus all day im cryinggg

guys omg i just spoke to (unofficial) missionaries for the first time i was sweating BUCKETS but that was hilarious that was the funniest thing ever