#someone volunteer as tribute

[kingkat12]

following the fact that The Crow comes out digitally today, I am officially waiting for gifs of the sex scene (someone pls)

[cimmanonrowl]

Do you ever see a clip or rewatch an episode of Aaron and Jack and you think to yourself “Omg Aaron Hotchner is such a good father,” only to remember that he actually grew up in abuse? And now we’re both crying because it took him a lot of pain, suffering, and trauma as a kid to be that soft and brave to break the trauma cycle. Oh, Hotch you big, old man come here and let me give you a hug.

[skelebellie]

wanted to practice dancing poses, and who else who be better than two traumatized mixed kids.

! the alastor x reader tag on these posts refer to platonic/qp relationships only !

transcript:

a1) I didnt know the Radio Demon Could pick up a knew dance.

a2) Well, it was a little hard with your horrid teaching.

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b1) Now dear- THIS is how you dance. You look better with a smile!

b2) Oh- *HIC* - this is kind of fun!

more info on these two goofy guys friendship below

cecil and alastor did not start on good footing. being the one and only employed sinner not under alastor means that alastor had no control over cecil other than fear. and unfortunately for alastor, cecil is only afraid of butterflies. so, the two squabbled quite a bit at the begging. however, cecil did enjoy the gruesome and disturbing, one of the few things alastor and cecil could bond about. especially since cecil gave a vibe similair to nifty. a sinner who’s disturbing nature didnt exactly match their personality.

give or take enough drunken nights, the two end up bonding over their love of dancing. cecil grew up in a small conservative town in southern texas, just along the border. despite being raised catholic, their grandparents kept their culture alive and taught them about jarabe tapatío dancing as an art form. alone, they would dance as their sole form of entertainment (other than monitored books). since alastor is from the roaring 20’s, an age of jazz, I thought it would be fitting for him to enjoy Lindy Hop. the two keep their distance (luckily, jarabe doesn’t need much contact), and alastor finally gets to see a side of cecil that isn’t annoyed or unbothered.

[homoo-wan-kenobi]

I really did love that we got a piece of portia's story every time she had a talk with penelope, even if it made my heart break a bit. I also love that she's healing her relationship with penelope, but I hope she gets to heal her relationship with herself too. she deserves that. she's got beautiful grandbabies and her daughters all married men who love them, I just think now it's time for her to find love or happiness through herself while she enjoys this new chapter of her life.

and I'm terribly sorry to the people who did not enjoy portia's redemption arc... in my eyes, it was planned out beautifully and executed perfectly.

[wildsaltair]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it till I’m dead — Russell Crowe at any age has the ideal snuggle body

[brycesfav]

🥹🥹🥹🥹

[typingbunny]

Zayne’s hands appreciation post - 🤍

[papa-evershed]

Rob James-Collier | Fate: The Winx Saga

[brainrotcharacters]

You know what I deserved from Imperium!Lasko? Asphyxiation. Not on me (well...)

[gunnrblze]

I think Elias is the typical dad who says, 'back in my day it was different' or something, or the typical dad who doesn't know about technology and has to ask for help to move something on his cell phone 😪

For sure lol. Definitely hits Hesh & Logan or the Ghosts with the “well back in my day…”, followed by several audible sighs. I imagine since he’d really only be working with military technology that an iPhone would definitely stump him for a little while💀

Probably combines the two. “Back in my day we didn’t have all this tech-“ “Dadddd, just hold it up to your face to unlock it…” 😭

[justanotheredge]

So here is a bit of a longer update.

Ever since you took my edges on Monday, I've been only teasing myself during the day. Just gentle rubs and teasing. It feels so fucking good and I can stay there for way longer than I can stay on the edge. I've given myself a max of 2 edges a day, and I've treated them like my orgasms. I'll tease myself for the time I'd usually spend edging and edge when I'd usually cum. And these edges feel so fucking good. They leave me so needy and desperate for more. One time, after I finished and started cleaning up, all the build-up wetness just dripped out of me. That really fucked my mind @///@

-🖋

Awwwwww I love that! I'm glad you've learned how to make your edges even more delicious, treating them like the precious things they are. This is clearly making you so much needier, which is really hot 😳 just keep teasing yourself and enjoy those lovely desperate edges you treat yourself with ^-^

[f1royalflush]

wait i just realized. Does Logan punch shit?? Like does he punch walls?? Because his knuckles are red and i’m pretty sure knuckles don’t just turn red like that by themselves. Or they’re red because they’re permanently bruised and they show up in heat. OR im overacting and it’s just because of driving the car??

[queenharumiura]

"Oya oya, look who is awake. Are you going to run away again? Or this time are you going to try ignore me again?" Mukuro is amused at her reactions.

Unprompted Ask || @thehandworld

Haru stares at her Mun, "You remember what we discussed right?"

Just kidding

...

"Haru is going to pretend she doesn't see you. Mun-san is busy, so shoo shoo."

[imsiriuslyreading]

not jily pls they're so bland 💀 i can stomach them as a side pairing but nothing more

HAHA stop this made me laugh so much.

one thing about me IM A JILY APOLOGIST UNTIL I DIE

they’re so comforting. plus lily evans is the baddest of b’s and i love her.

james will get a little reg action though, obv.

but a little band au where my girl lily gets to act a menace? i can’t resist i wanna see her in her revenge era

i’ve written a little jeggy before in I’ve Got Soul (but i’m not a soldier) if you prefer. 🫶🏽✨

but wolfstar and jily have my heart forevaaaaa

[no-context-nonsense]

Shhhhhhh it's Saturday somewhere

[crowtrobotx]

Speaking of Dad-Berg truthers, I’m also one lol. With the whole “Elena is Miranda’s daughter” plot I have going on, Heisenberg was the one to take care of her in secret as he tried to find a way to smuggle her out of the village after accidentally reviving her after Cadou experimentation (yay for them lol).

Old man did NOT know what he was doing for a solid few weeks. Did not even give her a name outside of “little fucker” and “kid”, made a wheelbarrow into a bassinet with old clothes and blankets, tried to entertain Elena via metal tricks, attempted to feed her Spam until the Duke found out and got milk - chaotic mess but I refuse to have it any other way for those two lol.

In a previous rendition I had of them, they were trying to escape an Umbrella lab so he made a locker float with both of them on it while she propelled it with fire (her Cadou power). I still think about the “HOW DO I STOP THIS THING?!” “HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! YOU’RE THE ONE DRIVING IT!” plot a lot because it’s so silly.

I’ve always just kind of had him as like, the far away dad for her, the man who has her back when she needs it most, even when he isn’t the best at it. Very few people have her back, especially when it comes to taking on the megamycete while Ethan goes to save Rose, but Heisenberg is definitely one of the ones who will always be on her side because they have a similar goal.

Honest to god you are so right for all of this lmao. I have yet to write the Actual Baby Lottie sections of Chrysalis but I have very similar ideas about the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” vibe for Heisendad lmao. Also you know I approve of the SPAM reference, being from the SPAM royal family myself.

I can 1000% appreciate a “distant but still has your back” version of him, too - once again we’re talking about a character who had 12 minutes of screen time and I can totally see him assuming that role. I love the image of him and Elena having a godawful “driving” lesson with the floating locker. Can you imagine him actually teaching someone to drive a real vehicle lmao. “Now speed limits are more like guidelines than actual rules…”

I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s the sheer comedy of the most stinky, unkempt old man you’ve ever seen being a doormat to a tiny lil girl but it just. Feels Right.